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Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

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Trans girls love to laugh about how when they were pre transition they used to think that all boys secretly wanted to be girls.

Not me though. I'm built different. I still think that all boys secretly wanna be girls.

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guy who substitutes different sex acts for "suck my dick" as a figure of speech but can't stop choosing like weirdly sensual ones every time

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Y'all be like "be a freaky queer" and then have a problem with polyamory, premarital Sex and being attracted to gnc Trans people 😭

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in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

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[transcript]:

god sammy hall understands samus so much

i dont want dolled up barbie space adventure samus. messy hair, grimy, muscular arms, damaged armor, a distinct sense that she feels more like a tool or a weapon than a person, THATS what i want. THATS samus. dare i said its sexier as well!! because its DISTINCT. smash zss has ruined peoples perception of samus shes not some smooth talking whip walking femdom queen shes barely hanging on to any shred of humanity she has left shes a living weapon in the shape of a woman she is beautiful not because of her ruby red lipstick or whatever but because despite her feelings that she lacks something fundamental, she remains. she continues going forward because the only other option is to die and let injustice reign. and she cannot abide by that.

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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

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it s so funny like at the end of the day theyre just mad that you cant cop out of genuinely arguing with somebody with actual formulated opinions and thoughts anymore by going "well you reblogged a vtuber in a bikini you freak nasty pervert".. ... like yeah maybe it is puritanical of you to be so judgemental over the fact somebody likes a big titted anime girl. I don't know what to tell you. It affects nobody and means nothing yet you clearly hold such strong disdain for the sexualness of it - now why might that be hmmmmmmm

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misandry isn't real. no man on earth is oppressed on the basis of his being a man and not for some other factor, because there is not a place or a society on earth where a system of social forces exists to privilege some other gender category at the expense of men. this is basic social theory. any argument to the contrary is sophistry and wordplay. science denial isn't cuter when it's a social science. you people are so incredibly, willfully stupid, jesus, fucking delete your blogs

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as long as you're by my side, it feel like everything's gonna be okay! *looks to my side and realizes I've been alone for the entire narrative* oh

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there should be people standing outside the grocery store with “you can be a girl” signs giving out estrogen

there are so msny girls waiting to be born

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Women ✨️

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the cool thing about being a tranny is that i'm immune to both the "alpha male high testosterone diet" and the "divine feminine hormone balancing diet" pseudoscience

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the enormity of my desire disgusts me

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sigh. whatever. squashes you flat with my big hammer

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here