#max is bored ��

[countingstars-17]

Max: “fuck me this is boring, should have brought my pillow”

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

i'm late, but doing one of those note thing thingies. because i need to be productive but have no willpower :3

this is legitimately never gonna get anywhere. but i don't rlly care lol

mm.. 25 notes and i'll start lifting weights again (actually kind of wanna do this one)

50 notes and i'll drink adequate amounts of water for a FULL WEEK

100 notes and i'll eat at least two meals a day for a week

200 notes and i'll weed my vegetable garden (horribly grassy)

300 notes and i'll redo my intro post

400 notes and i'll clean out my 950+ unread emails

600 notes and i'll actually clean my room (gasp)

800 notes and i'll post myself playing smth on the piano? or flute? or uke? y'all's choice lol

aaand 1000 notes and i'll start APPLYING FOR SCHOLARSHIPS omgg

uuum go wild ig?

[rysktchy]

and we are at the end of vanity

[kingdom-of-sins]

Alex: Let's play fuck, marry, kill...

Max: Okay. Fucked Charles. Married Charles. Will kill Charles if he doesn't stop calling me his ex boyfriend instead of his husband

[cadillacjohnf1]

asking the real questions

[fluffytimearts]

If Max didn't get taken and sorta just becomes a pet bully for Grace

[copia]

A Message from Vessel ☼ Fall For Me 2021 — footage and the message | all messages

[pancakerzzz]

inspirational hatchetfield quotes

[starrwrrld]

[bonbonly]

bon thoughts (18+) CollegeAU!Max Verstappen that spends too much gaming with his friends, never once studying for any tests coming up. in fact, he skips classes just to get back on his sim and race with his friends. the computer lab in the university is always occupied by him, he's always sitting in the corner with a pack of red bulls to chug down to keep him going. being the ever so responsible friend, you decide that enough is enough, you had to help out max. if he didn't pass this test in biology, he would surely be placed on probation. you cared too much about your friend to let that slide!

"the library's too quiet, i can't focus," max would whine, or he'd huff out in annoyance, "the field's too loud."

as the excuses kept piling up, you frown and cross your arms. your bottom lip stuck out in a way that makes max want to lean forward and nip at your sweet lips. he shifts in his seat to hide his growing arousal, his blue eyes staring intently at your ass as you walk through the university hallways to find a suitable place to tutor him. eventually, you texted some of your friends in your dorm that you were bringing a guest over.

"they won't be back for a week, they're all going on a trip," you sigh, sitting at your desk and opening your biology notebook. a grin plasters on max's face, realizing that he had all week to be with you. he always hated that you spent too much time with your friends, i mean he was your best friend! surely he should be your number one priority, right?

"come on max, it's time to finally teach you the Kreb's cycle," you groan, always hating that topic. a quick glance at max makes you frown, wondering why he was staring at you like that, his pupils blown out.

and no sooner did you think that, you're now on your back on the bed, having him eat you out as you try to relay your notes to him. you mewl as his tongue laps you up, and an occasional hum and nod of his head has you choking on air, legs squeezing around his head as his nose rubs against your clit.

"schatje, you can keep going," max exclaims, eyes snapping to meet yours as his tongue dances around your folds. you nod your head, flipping the page of your notebook as you continue, trying to focus on tutoring him but god, he was so good at this!

his fingers join his tongue, scissoring inside your wet cunt. the squelching of his fingers and tongue makes you blush, and you throw the notebook to the side, your attention solely on him... just like he always wanted.

max eventually goes through your notes when you're all cuddled up besides him on the bed, passed out after he fucked you dumb. he smiles at the small doodles in the corners, the detailed descriptions of certain biological processes. he studies them as much as he can before the test in a few days.

and he passes! barely, but still he passed the test! you aced the test, as expected and when you bounce over to Max with the 100 on your paper, he glances between his friends and you and shows you his 70 on the test.

"schat, you think you can tutor me for the next test?" he asks, sweetly and his friends can't seem to understand why you're fumbling over your words, blushing like crazy as Max gives you a cocky smirk.

[calcifiedantler]

goobers

[hollandwhore]

IM FUCKING READY DAYS MOVE FASTER

[lousycapy]

I just think Max and Oscar are neat together. Like they just MATCH each other’s YAP. Blunt honesty with a sprinkle of dry humour? Yes please dear. Shitting on Mercedes’ incompetence in the cooldown room? Absolutely mate. Nerding out about cars and driving, acting out the motions with their hands whilst their faces get all expressive? Please do queen. Oh don’t worry about talking too much I love listening to you maxplain you're so interesting. Oh keep oscribing look at me I'm so attentive I'm nodding to aknowledge all you're saying about cars I love when you talk dirty to me 😁

[f0point5]

You know the drill

What did you say about F1 that had everyone on Twitter all like this?

[adankrivervalleynearyou]

[gaycrittercentral]

BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!