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Dan Stevens (top) vs Max Theriot (bottom)
#male vore#gay vore#cock vore#mpreg birth#pregnant man#mpreg#male transformation#digestion#mpreg art#same size vore#max thieriot butt#max theriot#Dan Stevens
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ENDLESS LIST OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES: (5/?) House at the End of the Street (2012) dir. Mark Tonderai
People don't notice all the secrets around them. Even though they're right in front of them, just hiding, waiting to be found.
#this movie is so bad but i love it#my comfort terrible horror movie#house at the end of the street#horror#horroredit#jennifer lawrence#max theriot#elizabeth shue#filmedit#moviegifs#my gifs#my edit
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Is this a safe space
Every time I see a Fire Country commercial I am taken aback by how good Max Theriot looks cause I had such a crush on him when I was younger because of that Nancy Drew movie and he looks like THAT now??? Gosh dang
#My heart starts beating fast i can feel that childhood crush looming over my shoulder LEAVE ME ALONE PLS#HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM SO SORRY#Max theriot#Survivor 47#Haven't even seen the show and don't plan on it but seeing a man covered in ash and smoke with those muscles whoooo boy
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CHARACTER INFORMATION:
Character Name: Austin Cartwright.
Type of Connection: Younger Siblings (4).
Connection Name: UTP Cartwright (Unless they’re married or changed their last name for whatever reason!).
Connection Age: 26 - 32.
Suggested FCs: Max Theriot, Austin Butler, Phoebe Dynevor, Merritt Patterson, Jessica Lowndes, Chase Stokes, Logan Shroyer, Sophie Turner, Camille Razat, Willa Fitzgerald, Oliver Stark, Elle Fanning, Emily Osment, UTP! If they’re biologically related then just someone who could be related to Brittany Snow (I also imagine all of the Cartwright kids who are biologically related have blue eyes), or really any fc if you wanna say they’re adopted! Rosie and Harley just have so much love to give and adore family so I can see them adopting one or two kids!
CONNECTION DESCRIPTION:
Gonna try and make a long story short, but their familial background can be found in Austin’s bio here. The Cartwright family in general is super close and have regular Sunday dinners and big gatherings for birthdays and holidays and special events in each other’s lives. Whenever everyone is in town the siblings get together in their parent’s backyard and catch up- usually spending the night there. The family in general is just really close and all love each other a lot, even though like any family they have their differences and arguments. Honestly, these characters are totally up to you! I did imagine at least one of her siblings is married and a couple have kids so if you wanna toss any of that in there, please feel free. But honestly they’re yours to create! I tried to leave them as open as possible. I have a general Pinterest board for them here.
Do you need to be contacted before someone applies? Yes, please!
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Happy Fathers Day
Today is Father's Day, normally it would be an ordinary day, but this one's a little different.
As I'm walking through the halls, I look at everyone, laughing, hugging without a care in the world. I sigh, then I see him. "Can I talk to you?" I ask. "sure" he replies. I wait a moment, "alone" I state, he rolls his eyes "Fine" and we walk off to a secluded area of the school. My dorm room.
He sits on my bed as I close and lock the door, "Do you remember that night, at the sorority house?" I question. He sits up all smug-like and says "Yeah, how could I forget?" he chuckles. "This isn't funny Max" I argue. He stands up and puts his hands on my hips, "What's wrong?" He asks with the look of concern and worry in his eyes. I quickly shrug his hands off walk to my desk and throw a white thin stick with a pink cap on it to him. He looks at the solid double red lines and looks at me. "Happy Father's Day Max" I state with tears threatening to fall. He backs up to my bed and slowly slides down to the floor, I know I should worry about how I feel about this, but I can't find it in me right now, he has his whole life ahead of him. I slowly walk over and sit right in front of him with my hands on his knees, "You Okay?" I ask. A few moments go by, and the awful silence is deafening. "when did you find out?" he questions. "Yesterday," I say "Okay, what are we going to do?" he whispers. "honestly?" I ask "Honestly," he says. "um, well I know that I want to keep this baby, but I'm worried for you" I admit. "ME!?" he exclaims, "why are you worried about me?" "Because!" I pause and take a deep breath "Because I don't want to ruin any chances you have for football and for any other things you want to do in life, like acting. I don't want you to feel like you're going to be held ba-" he kisses me passionately before saying "I don't give a damn about my career, I want to be here in this babies life, and yours. I love you" he states. I can feel the tears running down my cheeks before I realized I was sobbing, "I love you, Max, so much" I say as his arms are pulling me into him. "we are in this together. forever and always" he says. "forever and always Max"
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thank you dash for putting pictures of my beautiful celeb crushes in front of me today. amen
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https://collider.com/fire-country-season-3-max-theriot-jared-padalecki/
Some good info/quotes. Love this:
"Jared and I are good buddies, so we had a lot of fun playing with this dynamic. I’m really excited. Jared has such a presence on camera, that he has just as Jared. He has this charm about him and he’s 6’5," the actor praised Padalecki's performance as Camden.
I love it! (Jared's never escaping his height, lol!)
Max also added this about Jared:
"He has this thing about him and he brings it to show in a way that we haven’t seen yet. I think viewers are gonna be really excited just to see him interact with all our people. It’s a different look for the show, but it really opens the world up in a fun way."
We also learn a bit more about Camden:
"It’s a mix. Bode and Camden have a lot of similarities in the way that they do things, but at the same time, they’re also very different,"
"They’re very different in a lot of ways but Bode really appreciates his leadership and his strength and this lone wolf mentality that he has. They have a lot of fun scenes,"
Sounds exciting! I just finished binging the show so it will be interesting to see how different the show feels while Jared's on.
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I understand producers wanting a no risk lead and Jared earned that credibility and reputation. I don’t disagree with everything you said about Jared.
But I’m still surprised that Jensen didn’t earn the same reputation being co-lead and surprised he has not been given the opportunity to lead or co- lead again on another show. He seemed to have built a strong reputation with directors and producers and execs in the industry so shouldn’t he be on that same short list? I just don’t get what jensen is missing that jared or max theriot, Tom Ellis or Justin Hartley seems to have. What is that “x” factor?
The work he did on Smallville, Spn, Big Sky and The Boys, why didn’t that earn him points to have studio execs ensure he stays employed and part of a show?
Even in an industry that 97% are unemployed, Jensen seems to be a standout actor that gets constantly overlooked. Why?
Jensen was going to be a lead in Greg Bertlanti's unnamed project, but then Zaslav happened. But you ask a very good question on why the networks' bean counters don't have him on a Short List.
First, my wild guess is while Jensen's scene stealing talent improves the episode he's in, it's not the same as having screen presence to create a story, which is a must for lead actors to carry a show. For example, Jared's two-minute screentime in "The End" was not scene stealing, he became Lucifer for the sake of the story and left a memorable impact on the viewers' impression.
Think of every time spin-offs were created to capitalize on the scene stealers’ popularity, only for the scene stealers “special-ness” to evaporate into the ether when they have to carry the show by themselves. Rebel Wilson had her own tv show called Super Fun Night. but it failed because fans expected to see the whacky side kick persona, but instead got a Rebel Wilson playing a normal woman who is sometimes socially awkward.
Second, Jensen has a bit of a branding problem. If an actor doesn't understand what their brand is, then how do you expect casting directors to see it as well?
Actors make the mistake of trying to please every customer by changing who they are and not understanding that getting hired starts with choosing a brand for themselves and sticking to it. Say you own an Italian restaurant and I come in and say, “Oh, gosh! You know what? I want Mexican food.” And then you say, Okay, we’re cooking Mexican food now.” This is what a lot of actors do.
I used to joke that Jensen was like an active from the show The Dollhouse. Actives are neutral human husks until they're downloaded a personality to carry out a specific mission. You don't know what the true nature of an active unless you're willing to watch several episodes to look for clue crumbs to their innate personalities.
I tell young aspiring actors on how to discover their brand by pretending to write a profile for an online dating site. People usually don't write descriptive sentences but use adjectives: funny, athletic, intense, quirky, great smile, etc. To help them along, ask their trusted friends and family members to make a list of 5 qualities that pop into their heads. Then use the impression that appear over and over again because now you know that is you, your essence.
Too many times actors wait for an agent or manager to show up and tell them who they are. Or they ask me, “what do you think I am?". Actors have to decide for themselves and figure out their acting “singularity” -- that exclusive combination of attitudes and behaviors that make them an original even when they're typecasted. Some people describe Jensen as a version of Dean-lite, but that doesn't make Jensen an original then.
Third, Jensen is not a natural born-leader. Most of us aren't, but like acting, you can constantly work on the craft. Leaders are supposed to protect their team, but Jensen was still soft-bashing Jessica Alba twenty years later. I don't care if Jessicca was a bitch, a real man is not supposed to betray a woman’s confidence. He can still talk about the difficulties of working with Jessica while respecting the position she was in and up against. In contrast, Jared immediately defended his female co-stars when it was popular to dunk of them: the Olsen twins, Paris Hilton, and Snookie.
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Reasons to watch Fire Country (besides Jared's guest star spot)
Okay I know we're all very excited about Jared guest starring in a few episodes of Fire Country. We love it when Jared gets work and him continuing to work with CBS is a great sign for the future of his career.
BUT
I don't want y'all to sleep on the rest of the show. I don't want y'all to dip in for those few episodes and dip back out again. I think Fire Country deserves better and I think you all, as the Walker family and fans of Jared, deserve a better viewing experience.
Now, with only 32 episodes of content thus far, Fire Country may not be a hard show for people to catch up on, especially with the DVD set for season 2 coming out next month and its recent arrival on Netflix. But it wouldn't be fair to the show (or to you) for me to tell you to catch up on it for context's sake alone. That's a great way to feel the urge to speed through "unimportant" moments or perhaps resent characters that you may otherwise like.
So, instead, I've crafted a list of reasons why you might like Fire Country regardless of Jared's involvement and I implore you to consider these reasons as season 3 edges closer (premiering October 18th!).
Reasons to Watch Fire Country on it's own Merits:
Bode Leone
Bode Leone, our main character, is quite possibly the best thing about the show. He's at the heart of everything and his story is as inspiring as it is heartbreaking. A victim of addiction, Bode struggles with his own vices and proving that he's grown past them, both to himself and the people around him. His struggle with his self worth is familiar to anyone that watched Supernatural and Max Theriot plays him beautifully. His journey for the last couple of seasons has been great to see and I can't wait to see where it goes in the future as he tries to maintain his quality of life.
Family Themes
Without getting too much into spoilers, one of my favorite things about Fire Country is the inherent themes of Family and Love. Family is explored in a variety of ways, from the central Leone family (and other biological families) to the general Cal Fire family to the family of people you chose for yourself. Each episode comes with its share of strife, but also its share of hope with the knowledge that our characters have people that love and support them, even in their darkest moments. That's the kind of show I like to see and I know people with Supernatural and Walker under their belts will love it too.
Firefighting action badassery
I know many of us fans of Jared and Walker love some good whump and badassery and there's plenty of that in Fire Country. Fighting a variety of fires, from chemical messes to out of control bonfires, leans itself to heroic rescues and more than a few injuries. There are abundant hospital scenes and more-or-less realistic recovery periods and I love it so so so so much. It just scratches the whump itch for me and I'm sure a lot of you will appreciate it too.
Freddy
Freddy was Bode's best friend in season 1, whether Bode wanted it or not, and his absolute positivity and sunshine immediately made him a favorite for me. But there was more to him than that, which quickly became apparent as we learned more about how he came to be at Three Rock in the first place and about his life outside of prison. An unfortunate victim of a racist system, Freddy left behind his girl and his future child, something that becomes a sore spot for him when his daughter his born and he can't be there. While he did leave at the end of season 1, we got to see him again in the season 2 finale and I literally shouted with glee when I saw him again. Give this show a chance for the loveable sidekick if nothing else.
Max Theriot
Max Theriot is an absolute blessing. You can tell in interviews about the show that he's passionate about the show and the fact that he pulled inspiration from his own life just makes it even more special. Not to mention he brings a genuineness to Bode's character that makes me feel for him, even when he does things that annoy me. And, like Jared, he wears pain very well. Just another reason to love the show <3
Sheriff Country
Sheriff Country, a spinoff based on an estranged Leone family member in the police department, got an excellent introduction in season 2 and has already been picked up for the 2025-26 season. Morena Baccarin is an amazing addition to the cast and her character has such a fascinating place in this tangled family web of public servants. I cannot wait to see where the story goes next and I think it's a story worth sticking around for. (Plus- more guest starring potential for Jared!)
Excellent DVDs
Okay maybe this is just a me thing but I love a good DVD set and the season 1 DVD set sported all 22 episodes, a gag reel, cast interviews AND a behind the scenes walkthrough of how they make the fire in the show, which I absolutely loved. I can only imagine the same amount of care will go into season 2, especially with the backdoor pilot episode for Sheriff Country included.
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open to: men who are 23+ about topher: topher is 23, surfer, bottom plot: topher works at his dad's restaurant and this is his first weekend off in months, and he's enjoying it to the fullest. wanted connection: older stepbrother/brother, best friend, roommate, sugar daddy wanted fcs: drew starkey, ben levin, brandon larracuente, joe manganiello, max theriot, but down for anyone really 💖
“ oh, you’re already home? ” topher chuckled, looking at the other man. today was really a lazy day for the young blond, but it was quite enjoyable, and now he was excited to see the other back. “ glad you’re home, though, you can come join me in the jacuzzi if you want. ” he grinned. " but, to get in, you have to strip completely naked. that's the only way, " he smirked.
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Final round! Who do you like more?!
#male vore#gay vore#cock vore#mpreg birth#pregnant man#mpreg#male transformation#digestion#mpreg art#same size vore#max Theriot#Jensen ackles
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I finished Yellowjackets and I already miss it! Any recs for what to watch to fill the void?
Omg I feel you every day of my life I miss Yellowjackets I wish I could watch it all for the first time again 😭
I don’t really watch that many shows so I’m terrible with recommending stuff 😅
If you want more depravity & complicated awful female villains & anti heroes with complex toxic sapphic dynamics Hostel 2 is my go to but you do have to watch the first one to understand it & I love the first one myself but it is very man heavy with characters lol
If you are really wanting to lean more into the messed up flesh consuming homoerotic codependent sapphic dynamic aspect specifically I’d recommend Ginger Snaps or Jennifer’s Body the main canon sapphic female relationships in both those movies are brain rotting in similar ways to JackieShauna. (Though Ginger Snaps gets incestuous so I know that’s as quick for a lot of people tread carefully)
Ooh as far as TV shows go you’d probably enjoy Killing Eve if you like Yellowjackets although that one the writing really goes downhill pretty badly so I do hesitate to recommend it unless you’re in it for the parts that are worth it & prepared for disappoint down the line…. Ugh but Eve & Villanelle are SUCH amazing characters!!
Dead to Me is another show that’s really good & far less depraved & more drama centric than the other stuff I’ve mentioned. However in my opinion the writing does go downhill but the first 2 seasons? Iconic. Not canonically gay like the other things I’ve mentioned but still a delicious dynamic between two complicated & somewhat crazy women.
Not in the same genre as my other recs but Bottoms is a great comedic movie if you just want crazy & sort of awful lesbians.
Oh —- ok last 3 recommendations. These ones don’t necessarily have the toxic crazy sapphic girlies element of YJ that I just assume is a big part of the draw (it is for me lol) HOWEVER they are some of my faves -
Hannibal. I love this show. It’s art. I don’t have anything else to say that hasn’t been said meow articulately by more hardcore fans. I watched this entire show in a fever haze when I had Covid so that probably affects my analytical ability but I promise it’s great. It’s also a little man heavy & the female characters could be… done better sometimes so that is a criticism I have that keeps it from being a number one fave for me but Hannibal & Will are VERY compelling & the plot & visuals are soooo good.
Scream mtv I honestly feel like you’ve seen this one I’m pretty sure but it’s a fave of all time & Emma/Audrey is one of my fave ships of all time. Excellent cast excellent writing it’s so good.
Bates Motel. This show is so slept on in fandom & it’s probably the best horror tv I’ve ever seen from start to finish it tells an amazingly cohesive prequel backstory for one of the most iconic villains of all time in a way that honors the book & film both of which I LOVE & somehow manages to stay fresh & shocking & exciting despite the audience knowing where it’s going. For quality horror tv I can’t recommend this show highly enough it’s honestly the best thing on this list on an objective level like the cinematography the fantastic acting from Vera Farmiga & Freddy Highmore especially but also Max Theriot & Olivia Cookie I just - I LOVE this show. Heavy heavy trigger warning though not just for incest which is inherent to a Psycho prequel but like…. Everything you could ever need a trigger warning for. There is a significant amount of SA shown so yeah be careful.
Anyway there you go you’ve probably seen a lot of the stuff on this list but this is what I could think of to watch next to somewhat keep the mood of Yellowjackets although of course we both know YJ is unique enough you’re never going to recapture that exact vibe 😉
If anyone else has recommendations also I’d also be curious! ❤️
Oh wait last thing my best friend Juliet Lewis plays another iconic traumatized girly with maybe worse daddy issues than Natalie even in Natural Born Killers. This is one of my favorite movies but it is NOT for everyone. You are signing up for unapologetic depravity & sympathetic serial killer villain main characters with a toxic relationship. Now for me those are selling points but it is a very messed up movie so yeah. Trigger warning for SA incest & basically every dynamic in the movie being the definition of toxic.
Okay that’s off the top of my head for watching after YJ I’m done now lol 🫶
****Edit I’m listening to music on my porch as I play on tumblr & I Know the End by my best friend Phoebe Bridgers came on & I remembered to recommend School Spirits it’s not exactly the same horror vibes of YJ but I just think you’d like it because it’s a delightfully creepy compelling & fun ghost story / mystery with absolutely wonderful characters fun cinematography exciting lore a good plot & a banger soundtrack ok I’m done now lmao go watch School Spirits it’s so great
#recs#movie tag#tv tag#mutuals#I know you’ve probably seen a lot of these but anyway#it’s what I could think of haha#anyone else feel free to add 😊
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top portrayals:
LIZZY
[12] Lily James
[9] Keira Knightley, Jennifer Lawrence
[5] Imogen Poots
[4] Maisie Williams
[3] Sarah Bolger, Jenna Louise Coleman, Romola Garai, Bella Heathcote, Amber Heard, Saoirse Ronan, Emily VanCamp, Alicia Vikander
[2] Rose Byrne, Nina Dobrev, Taissa Farmiga, Sarah Gadon, Karen Gillan, Eva Green, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Anna Kendrick, Katie McGrath, Leighton Meester, Sophie Turner
[5] Matthew Goode, Jared Padalecki
[4] Jude Law, Aaron Paul
[3] Nathaniel Buzolic, Bradley Cooper, Hugh Dancy, John Krasinski, Landon Liborion, Miles Teller
[2] Jonas Armstrong, Justin Bartha, Douglas Booth, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Sam Claflin, Charlie Cox, Chace Crawford, Charlie Day, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Downey Jr., Martin Freeman, Ryan Gosling, Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston, Charlie Hunnum, Jake Johnson, Harry Lloyd, James McAvoy, Mads Mikkelsen, Julian Morris, Colin Morgan, David Morrisey, Dylan O’Brien, Evan Peters, Michael Pitt, Eddie Redmayne, Andrew Scott, Bill Skarsgard, Ben Whishaw
KATE THE GREAT
[ 3 ] Astrid Berges-Frisby, Bella Heathcote [ 2 ] Sarah Gadon, Felicity Jones
KATE AA
[ 8 ] Michael Fassbender [ 8 ] Keira Knightley [ 7 ] Tom Hardy
[ 6 ] Emilia Clarke, Phoebe Tonkin [ 6 ] Jensen Ackles, Richard Armitage, Henry Cavill
[ 5 ] Emily Blunt, Nina Dobrev [ 5 ] Nathaniel Buzolic, Sam Claflin, Luke Evans, Chris Hemsworth
[ 4 ] Jenna Louise Coleman, Michelle Dockery, Margot Robbie, Emma Watson [ 4 ] Ben Barnes, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans, Liam Hemsworth, Jared Padalecki, Bill Skarsgard, Sebastian Stan, Toby Stevens
[ 3 ] Candace Accola, Natalie Dormer, Jessica Brown Findaly, Claire Holt, Scarlett Johanson, Freya Mavor, Katie McGrath, Natalie Portman, Charlize Theron, Emma Watson [ 3 ] Robert Carlyle, Nikolai Coster-Waldau, Jaime Dornan, Theo James, Joseph Morgan, Julian Morris, Evan Peters, Aidan Turner
[ 2 ] Chloe Bennet, Shelley Hennig, Lena Headey, Amber Heard, Lily James, Leighton Meester, Emilie de Ravin, Krysten Ritter, Sophie Turner, Evan Rachel Wood [ 2 ] Aneurin Barnard, Douglas Booth, Charlie Cox, Charles Dance, Hugh Dancy, Scott Eastwood, Mark Gatiss, Tom Hiddleston, Michiel Huisman, Harry Lloyd, Richard Madden, James Norton, Colin O’Donoghue, Daniel Sharman, Milo Ventimiglia
LAUREN
[ 7 ] Natalie Dormer [ 6 ] Romola Garai [ 5 ] Emma Stone [ 4 ] Crystal Reed, Holland Roden [ 3 ] Karen Gillan, Rosamund Pike, Emilie de Ravin, Eleanor Tommilson, Charity Wakefield
TINA RAE
[ 5 ] Ben Whishaw [ 3 ] Billie Piper [ 3 ] Dylan O’Brian, Colin O'Donoghue [ 2 ] Alexis Bledel, Laura Carmicheal, Sarah Paulson, Lara Pulver, Taylor Swift, Anna Torv [ 2 ] JJ Field, Freddie Highmore, Josh Hutcherson, Gabriel Mann, Dan Stevens, Max Theriot
JENN
2: Cava Delevingne, Zoey Deutch, Phoebe Tonkin, Lea Seydoux, Kristen Stewart, Suki Waterhouse, Emma Watson
3: Tom Hiddleston 2: Daane Dehann, Chris Hemsworth, Luke Mitchell
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Due to request, the faceclaims Ana de Armas, Antonia Gentry, Avantika, Becky G, Bianca Santos, Candice Patton, Chloe Bennet, Dove Cameron, Emilija Baranac, Isabela Merced, Jamie Chung, Jessica Henwick, Jihane Almira Chedid, Kat McNamara, Maia Reficco, Natalie Alyn Lind, Natalie Dormer, Paris Berelc, Pinar Deniz, Suki Waterhouse, Skyler Samuels, Shay Mitchell, Zoey Deutch
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Brandon Larracuente, David Corenswet, David Giuntoli, Diego Boneta, Dominique McElligot, Froy Guitterez, Jamie Dornan, Joshua Orpin, Matthew Sato, Max Theriot, Milo Manheim, Nico Greetham, Otto Farrant, Peter Gadiot, Sam Claflin, Sam Witer, Sean Teale, Tomer Capone, Tyler Alvarez, Zac Efron
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Brec Bassinger have been reopened.
The following characters and faceclaims have been retired for now:
Archer Duke (Alan Ritchson)
Beatrix Lowe (Emily Browning)
Daisy Theirry (Simone Ashley)
Eden Aster (Hannah Dodd)
Kitty Marlowe (Madison Beer)
Maeve Briar (Jodie Comer)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETH 😁😁😁😁🫶🫶🫶🫶🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🎉🎉🎉🎉 i love you I love being mutuals with you this app would be nothing if you weren't here I'm so serious.... I love watching tv with youuuu you're the only one who ever gets it I love when we talk about some shit no one else cares about AT ALL I love seeing your beautiful flowers... I luv looking at your new header... what if the world was actually beautiful 🖤 yay flowers yay spring!!!! have the most wonderful day sabrina is literally singing for you! <3 gabriela birthday chicken gif. this is me if we weren't separated by a bajillion miles I would be throwing you the craziest party I would get you a bode fire country themed birthday chicken... our mutual friend max theriot... our good buddy... love u forever 😁🫶 🖤🖤🖤🖤
yay gabriela…. when she’s so upset he didn’t tell her in advance it was his birthday so she didn’t have time to plan for a cake and all she had around was a dry ass rotisserie chicken she found in the fire house refrigerator along with sooo much expired food…. she’s so everything i can’t wait to see her cheat on her husband this fall fr… i digress!! i love you so much tee you are literallyyyyyy the realest person on this stupid ass website we are like the only people that watch tv correctly i’m pretty sure… if we weren’t separated by a bajillion miles and the STUPID ocean i’d be making you flower bouquets every week of summer 🩷🩷🩷🫂🫂
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