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[phantomsteed]

reblog if this is also you with pussy

im factkin with Dando, london’s infamous oyster glutton

[mauvecandela]

on my knees begging are there any good nsft art discord servers . plewse.

[phantomsteed]

i want to take the characters from the bear and put them in dungeon meshi

[phantomsteed]

its so funny to me that people ship chilchuck and laios. although chilchuck has a fetish for breastful blonde bitches not even in his current mid life crisis would he be desperate enough to fuck the professional dog impersonator

[phantomsteed]

welcome to my world of loving a beautiful woman and her constant saw traps

@phantomsteed please come get your girl

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

i hope that the popularity of goncharov convinces people to watch mikey and nicky, which is a movie about two mobsters who are so close to having gay sex that at one point john cassavetes' character has sex while peter falk's character takes slow drags of his cigarette and watches. clocks and the passage of time are potent motifs. the only friends from childhood they have left are each other. they hold each other close and brawl in the streets and the betrayal at the end is so slow and inevitable it feels like watching a dentist wash their hands and put on their gloves before coming to pull out your teeth. it's literally just like my favorite movie goncharov

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

sometimes i'll think i'm having the most wonderful time out with my beautiful girlfriend and then i check her social media two days later to find out she has posted a video of me slipping on a banana peel and screeching like mel blanc and then included my entire name and address so people can throw peels at my window

gf is taking me on a date with a sumptuous mexican dinner and is currently hunting through her phone trying to find "the video of that one i think you should leave themed party"

[phantomsteed]

by hiring babs olusanmokun to play dr. m'benga strange new worlds is continuing leonard nimoy's star trek legacy by putting the most handsome man you have ever seen in your entire life in a silly little blue shirt and making him hold Devices

[phantomsteed]

anytime kirk loses his shirt i'm like always expecting him to be rocking the whale tail of a g-string in the back

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

the thing about william shatner is that as much as he has denied spirk he has just as many times said shit like "kirk's greatest conquest is spock!" with absolutely no explanation and like honestly i don't know if his 1960s dangerous tv stunt CTE fried brain actually cares one way or the other i truly think he was just born to post

[phantomsteed]