#mauri2530

[our-reb00t-boi]

Imagine the reboot twins reading thirst tweets 😂

Oh maaan I'm back, had to mini-detox from the soc-med stuff,but I can't keep away for too long

And what a nice question!!!

Dante: ✨😏✨

I'd like to think he has a great bedroom voice. That shouldn't be surprising given the NSFW casanova life he had. Whatever he's given, headcanon smut to thirst posts, he's gonna read it with that soft, deeper voice then probably bursts out giggling and laughing.

Also if you know some filthyfrank shenanigans he's probably making comedic impressions on how moans sound like on each sentence🤣

"Hmmm...yeah baby🔥give me tha' big ol' dick🤣🤣"

*a LOT of wet sloppy slurping noises from his own mouth, then laughs hysterically**

Vergil: 🧐😓🧐😓🧐😓

"I am not reading these aloud. The statement says 'read' but NOT read aloud, very big difference."

"But what do I think of these written desire posts about me?...hmm, flattered. And concerned."

"Also a considerable amount of these...twins-cests? And me and an Alternate, that sounds more like an internet analog horror to me than a lustful story, ngl! 😓"

"And yes, I'll wear the hat on.❤️"

[4dmc]

just decided to reblog this and share to more mutuals @our-reb00t-boi @mauri2530 @skullgirrl @random-content-from-4by22 @randevu-01 and share them to more mutuals :D

got the needs a hug result from uquiz. can't run picrew so hopefully you can run that

branching off a reblog chain that i was tagged in by @coggedcorset that you can find here! (thank you!!)

1) do this uquiz

2) do this picrew

3) tag people!

tagging: @thevampireauthoress @ghouligan-ghost @derkem also any of my other mutuals and followers and pals (no pressure, of course!!)

thank you again!!

[paganminiskirt]

Pagan, Joseph Mohan reading thirst tweets 😂😂😂😂

Pagan is thrilled by the exercise. Absolutely delighted. Often responds to thirst tweets with his main account and loves to see how people gush about him when he does.

Joseph doesn’t know what “prussy (priest bussy)” is and has no interest in learning.

Mohan’s tag consists of what’s essentially hagiography interspersed with a few graphically horny tweets from someone with a blacked out pfp and the user “trxad_spxder.” This is all their account ever posts. He gets the impression that they’re angry at him.

[cxrpusvile]

What would Vaas's twitter account be like? :P

HELLO INTERNET PEOPLES YOU ARE FUCKING SUBSCRIBING TO THIS SHIT YES? YOU ARE 

FUCKING 

SUBSCRIBING TO MY FUCKING YOUTUBE AND ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE IF YOU

ARE NOT I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU, OKAY? I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FUCKING 

This account has been deactivated for violating Twitter’s Terms Of Service 

[paganminiskirt]

Pagan, Mohan, Joseph, Citra, Anton as twitch streamers😄 😁 😂

Pagan is a vtuber. His avatar is a cute demon girl with a lil white cat in her lap. The girl’s mouth doesn’t move; he speaks through the cat. His commentary is known to get violent.

Mohan doesn’t actually care about video games. This is a conservative rant channel with Terraria playing in the background.

Joseph only plays long-term survival games. If it has a story mode, he ignores it. Let him build his little fortress in peace.

Everything you see in Citra’s videos is paid for by simps. The creativity of her insults is relative to how much you donate. You can get called weak for $100. 1000+ and she’ll start guessing which personality disorders your parents had. She’s never wrong.

Anton doesn’t stream as much as he used to; he’s a regular convention panelist and hauls in a handsome sum every month through his expansive merch store. Diego is not allowed to play fortnite in his five thousand dollar recording studio, but he can borrow his headset if he’s careful with it. #Securethebag, mijo🙏🏾

[the-bar-sinister]

@mauri2530

Well see here's the thing 😂

In marvel comics, Mystique is Sherlock Holmes! They've met! 😂😂

Xmas time evokes two times/places for us, always.

Victorian London, or 1970s-80s New York City.

Which means we often spend November-December revisiting either Sherlock Holmes or marvel comics (or both).

[paganminiskirt]

What would happen if Joseph ended up in Kyrat? Conversely, how would Mohan fare in Hope County? 😛 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Mohan in Hope County is like an elephant in a 711 parking lot. The food is repulsive, the puzzled looks locals give him when he tries to speak infuriate him, the bodies hung up everywhere trigger his PTSD. He becomes a lightning rod for brown members of the resistance, though he never quite meshes with the tactics and attitudes of the rest of them. He’s a rebel, but he’s a Kyrati rebel. His tolerance for western methods of warfare is exceedingly low.

Believe it or not, Joseph is enjoying himself tremendously in Kyrat! The air is good for his lungs, and the tea is amazing. King Min’s ban on false, foreign gods is like a scalpel, Joseph it’s ready, willing wielder. He gives sermons over burning statues, hunts down holdout monks, destroys temples. He doesn’t approve of De Pleur’s excess, but they work well together, and Joseph is a pragmatist at heart. They become the strangest kind of friends.

[paganminiskirt]

When Pagan catches Mohan/Yuma in a compromising position, he reacts by grounding her even tho she's 18-19 😂 😂 😂 😂

Pagan believes wholeheartedly that the fact that he murdered their actual dad means he has now assumed all Dad Privileges ala Kirby swallowing an enemy. And yes, he fully intends to hold onto these acquired rights, no matter how old Yuma gets or how unbothered he is by the other half of the Ghale household getting a triad sidepiece.

[paganminiskirt]

Joseph and Mohan reactions to WAP and Montero 😂

I think this link is relevant again

[fabdante]

@silverstream2 and @mauri2530 yall are both so right

Reboot Vergil's cat on his shoulder while he's doing his hacker duties 🥰😂

oh yes absolutely!!! big old fluffy white cat just hanging out, flicking it's tail in his face while he types

[paganminiskirt]

Resident evil!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Heisenberg, probably. Or Lady Dimitrescu, because I’m basic.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Jack and Marguerite Baker! The way they visibly love each other even when their minds are utterly corrupted by the mold - like it’s such an integral part of who they are that not even a complete mental reset can erase it. Live for it.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Moreau, my beloved mutant fish fry.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Joe Baker. Badass fratricide grandpa is a very niche type but it’s mine.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Mother Miranda.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): also Mother Miranda.

[paganminiskirt]

"Let's go to hell" Tai Verdes is the perfect song for Mohan/Yuma 😁 😂

Y’all mind if I just

[paganminiskirt]

A "Real World" type of show with all the far cry villains as cast members 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Dance moms but all the children are deeply exasperated underlings. Instead of stabbing Darpan when he catches him on his phone Pagan does this.

[cxrpusvile]

How would Mohan react to TikTok?

“These are the problems with the children today, they are having these tik toks, not learning to fight. If we do not defend our King, we are nothing! CLOUD BREAD! IS NOTHING!”

[cxrpusvile]

Mohan dislikes social media and most modern culture but he wouldn't be above complaining on twitter. Picture an old man shouting at a cloud XD!

It’s full of misspellings and improperly used analogies but you can FEEL the righteous indignation in every oddly capitalized post.

[cxrpusvile]

What would happen if Negan met Sabal?

“Feels like that kid uses those big sad puppy eyes to get what he wants...which is nothing good, what a goddamn shame.”