#matty's controversies

[tayfabe75]

"My Roman Empire is that he wasn't even watching ghetto gaggers when I walked in lol"

April 22, 2024: Olive Parker, the girl who walked in on Matty in the infamous story told on the Adam Friedland Show, makes an important clarification. (source)

[headcarsbendlng]

more visions. coming to you straight out of my mind

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

since we’re all gonna die, there’s one more secret i feel i have to share with you: i hate merthur in canon with a passion.

[lottiecrabie]

choose your own smut adventure. part seven – matty healy

previous. start.

You hesitate. There’s a fluttering book of positions in your head, more a dirty collection of fantasies than a concrete list. Matty features in all of them. You blink at him, overwhelmed with choices. He tightens his hold around your hand, forcing you to consider him. His hair is sweaty and unruly, his lips swollen and sticky wet, his eyes dark and piercing. He looks like your favorite renaissance painting; artful, historical, mythical. 

Your eyes greedily devour him. You part your lips, moaning confessionally, “I want to ride you.” Now that the thought sprouts out of your mouth, an excited thrum reverberates through you. It is pleasing just to vaguely imagine behind your eyelids. You don’t want him, you need him. 

Matty makes a little choking sound, but he snaps back quicker than your bold blowjob demand. He doesn’t even faux-humbly make you repeat yourself, pretending to hesitate, to barter. He sees in your hungry gaze that there is no uncertainty in your words. 

“I want you to ride me, too,” Matty whispers. You shiver at his tone, gravely and dangerous. 

He bends down to kiss you. His hands tangle in your hair, stealing the breath out of your mouth, making you lightheaded. Your mind fizzles as you grasp at his shoulders. Your limbs buzz with pleasure like TV static. You spread your legs wider, trying to get some friction going. 

Matty grabs a handful of your ass and makes you grind against his hard cock. You gasp, your mouth leaving his, and roll your head on the pillow. It’s a sinfully delicious feeling; he chuckles lightly in your neck. 

But you don’t want to lay there and take it like usual. You want to blow his mind, change your life. You push on his shoulders, rolling the both of you until you straddle his lap. 

Matty’s curls spill on the pillows. His hands settle on your thighs, spreading wide on the skin. He looks up at you, happy and proud, worshiping. You straighten your back; his eyes fall to your tits. You snort. Still just a man. 

Now that you’re up there, you’re not quite sure what to do. It seems like an overwhelming endeavor, and you feel a ping of pity for all the men in your life who had to have been responsible for both your pleasures, unsuccessful as they were.

“I don’t—” You flush, looking away. Matty frowns at you. “I’ve never— done this. I don’t know how.” 

“Well,” he smiles indulgently, rubbing his thumb on your skin. “It’s a good thing I’m meant to teach you, isn’t it?” 

You chew on your lip, still a bit worried. “It might be bad,” you warn, just in case. 

Matty laughs at that. “I promise it won’t. And, hey, if it really, really sucks, we can switch and try again next time.” 

Next time rings in your head like holy words. You smile down at him, saccharine sweet. “Alright.” Your hands travel from his waist to his chest. Faint hair peppers it. “What do I do?” 

Matty is overexcited, jittery. He paws at your thighs, your waist. You roll your hips into his like he showed you, creating sweet friction that makes you hold back a moan. “Oh, um— Condom first.” 

You still above him. “I’m on the pill. And clean. You?” 

Matty‘s eyes widen. “Yeah—” He tries to fake nonchalance. “Yes. I got tested recently.” Though his fingers dig into your waist, possessive, he still pants out a, “Are you sure?” 

You nod fervently. You’ve never needed someone more than him, never felt raw desire for a man like this. You want all of him, deep inside of you. You can’t wait anymore. You might go totally insane.

You raise on your knees, gripping his cock and lining it up. He groans at the contact, bucking into your hand. “I’m sure,” you breathe. Slowly, you lower yourself on him. 

A strike of pure, hot pleasure goes through your body. You whine at the intrusion. Your cunt throbs around him, and it makes him groan too, practically clawing at your skin. You’ve never felt more right, more complete. 

Your head falls forward to look at him. You can’t stop those pathetic little pants from your mouth. “What now?” You say, but it’s more a high-pitched plea than a real question. 

Matty moans, settling his hands over your hips. He takes a moment to gather his leaking brain, make sense of the two words you asked him. “Just— Just roll your hips like this.” 

His hands move you on his cock, a raking motion that makes your clit hit his pelvis. You mewl on top of him, scrunching your face shut. “That’s it,” he encourages, even if you have yet to do anything. 

When you finally grind on your own, Matty lets go of you. He scratches down your thighs instead, clenching and unclenching his hands like he’s physically stopping himself from taking charge, puppeteering you. 

You giggle a little at this, trying your sloppy rolls, mix-matching the rhythm and sense to figure out what feels best. Ecstasy pools in your belly, pressing against your stomach. You feel loose on your bones. 

But it’s still not enough. Tentatively, you rise up your knees, sliding him out of you to crash back down. Pleasure jolts you. You’re electrified. You make a little surprised scream. Then do it again, and again, chasing that pure bliss. 

“Does that feel good for you?” You ask, looking at him with a worried little frown. He looks euphoric enough, parting his lips with groans and panting in the hot air. Sweaty and flushed and beautiful. 

Matty nods loosely. He’s just as slack as you, just as gone. Good. At least you don’t feel so silly. You speed up your moves, bouncing on his cock. “And this?” You say, but it’s just to tease. The desperate grunt is indication enough. 

“I don’t care either way,” he says. “Just use me.” A powerful thrill shoots up your spine. You fuck him harder, faster. You want to ruin him. “Fuck,” he cries. “I need you to come on my cock.”

“I will,” you pant.

Your knees are growing sore, but you persist, bucking on him until your brain drips down your spine. You want him deeper into you, want him buried so far you never forget the shape of him. 

Your hand rests on his shoulder and you hold yourself up as you lean into him. Your hips angle differently, hitting a new spot over and over. You roll your eyes. 

“Take it,” Matty moans. His hands grab your ass. “You’re so fucking hot.” The praise sings to you. You make a little whine. 

The position quickly grows too tiring. You straighten up again, rolling onto his cock. Matty follows after you this time, sitting up. He paws at your bouncing tits.

You hook your arms around his neck and use him as leverage to push yourself up again. Matty twists your nipple as a silent prize. Those breathy pants in your ears make you lose your head. 

You bite your lip. Your head falls back, baring your throat. Matty takes the opportunity to kiss there, licking and biting and sucking. Claiming you. Your back shivers. You buck on him faster. 

Your eyes shut as pleasure rushes you. It’s all too intense suddenly, feeling him and seeing him. You’re desperate, the end so near you could taste it, yet too gone to properly do anything. Your thrusts are irregular, your hips grow sloppy, and your thighs strain every time you move. 

Matty licks off his bruise. He must feel your diminishing stamina because he breathes, “You take my cock so well.” You nod at him, slack and gone. “You’re doing so good, baby. Just a bit more.” 

To help, Matty slides a hand between your bodies, rubbing at your swollen clit. You gasp. Your head swims in ecstasy, heavy and off-kilter.

He wraps an arm around your waist, grounding you as he fucks into you, following your movements in tandem. “You were fucking made for me,” he whispers in your neck. Kisses it. “I need you to come on my cock now.” You nod, brainless. “Can you do that? Can you come for me, love?” 

“Yes,” you hiss, scrunching your face. You practically strangle his neck with your embrace, using his shoulders as leverage as you buck on him. His finger on your clit doesn’t relent.

“Come for me,” he practically begs. “I need to see you. I need to feel you.” Your hips shudder. Pleasure waves through you, building and building. One hand takes your cheek. “Look at me.” 

You snap your eyes open. His dark eyes meet yours. He’s so intense, so fucking desperate. You whine, he swipes your clit, and you come. 

Your head falls into his shoulder and you give up, letting go. Ecstasy washes you and you don’t bother even grinding into him. Matty holds you up, fucking into you and working through your orgasm as you shake above him, weightless, boneless. You moan his name even after you’re done, like you couldn’t quite believe it was him. 

Matty slows down to a stop, still inside of you. He kisses your shoulder. You laugh, disbelief spinning with the hot bliss. There’s something you want to say, instinctively, but you bite your tongue. 

You raise your head finally, coming back into the world. Matty grins at you, proud and fucked out. You frown at him. “You haven’t come.” You gasp at the realization, trying to slide up him even through your screaming, sore thighs. 

Matty laughs, pulling you back down on him, stopping you. “It’s okay,” he assures. His eyebrows rise suggestively. “There’s something I want to try anyway.”

You cock your head. “What?”

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

I can’t even lie over time this pathetic little elf has grown on me and now I really like her as a character. she’s SUCH a loser. and someone said that she should’ve been recruitable instead of Halsin after uncovering the Shadow Druid plot and she could’ve had a redemption arc and now I can’t stop thinking about that alternate reality

[caterjunes]

the fucking construction site next door has been jackhammering w/ those huge excavator-mounted jackhammers for up to 10 hours every day for the last 2 weeks (including saturdays) and it's literally physically harming me. i can feel my blood pressure rising & stress hormones flooding my body every single time they start. the impacts are traveling through the ground (naturally) as well as the air so 1) there's no hiding in the basement, 2) you can feel them even if you use earplugs/ear protectors, 3) they exist in multiple timbres/tones/frequencies, the onsets of which are slightly offset from each other. like a horrible echo.

they also shut off the water with no warning last week. they shut it off again yesterday too tho we had warning this time. i've been barely functioning, in a half-coherent haze any time the jackhammer is going, so i drove away to try to find a quieter place. i was going to go into town but i got like 15 min in that direction and realized i was ? having a migraine? ?delirious? so i turned around and went home and thankfully the hammering had stopped. but i still felt incoherent and dissociative so i took a nap.

and accidentally slept for six fucking hours. which did not help i gotta tell ya.

the weather has been so so nice and i would love to have the windows & doors open to get some fresh air but. there's just the overpowering BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG chkchkchkchkchkchkchk vvvRRRRRRRRRMMMWWRRMRMRMMMRMMVVVVVMMVMMMVMMMRRRRRVVVVVvvvvvvmmm

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[10 minutes pass. you are lulled into a false sense of security]

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for ten. fucking. hours. every day. i can't bear this.

[bedforddanes75]

did my hair like this 2day. feeling good about it

[taylorrepdetective]

You’ve been spot on with everything so far, including her jet being tracked like the NORAD Santa tracker, so any guesses for what transpires post Super Bowl?

I said it was pretty obvious, and it was.

Well, we’re entering a transition phase, so I would never say I can guess anything very far in advance. But similarly to how it all became really clear in November where things were going, I feel like I can make a pretty good guess at what I think we’ll see next. The main caveat being that she is unpredictable and there are a million things I can’t know. But I think we have seen that her and his schedules are easy to see and are set in stone, so it makes predicting things easier that it was from say 2019-early 2023. And none of the below is mind blowingly novel. This is exactly what everyone expects to happen:

I think most likely after he takes a week or so✅, he’ll head to her shows in Australia✅. Probably Sydney✅ for a couple of shows. Then he’ll head home to his offseason routine✅, whatever that looks like. He’s gotta go find those abs with his trainer and shoot some commercials etc. Then she’ll be back and I think she’ll join him wherever that is✅ (possibly Florida with his trainer, that idea was already put out into the universe.) Her next tour break will be their first opportunity to really spend a lot of time together while they’re both off✅. So her jet will park where he is and they’ll make occasional appearances there. He will also probably be seen in her spots (NYC, Nash, LA✅.) Then she’s off to Europe and his offseason/preseason work begins in full. I don’t think she has any real time off at all during the Europe leg so she probably won’t come home but I think he’ll head over there for a couple of shows, probably early on✅. If he’s allowed with camp and stuff he may try to make it to a London✅ show, an important market for him to be seen in (for his post football A-list movie star future or whatever it is he has in mind.). But I’m not sure it can be swung. Then she’s off again in time for his early games, but then she’s back on the road again and he’ll probably have a bye week where he can go to a show. And then she’s done with tour just in time for her birthday, the holidays and the road to the playoffs/playoffs and engagement season. So really great timing all around. Then it’ll be time for TS11 full of songs everyone will attribute to him, and joe and maybe a bit of Matty. I’m really looking forward to a song about how Travis is a love that is really something, not the idea of something. And maybe he’ll retire. But that is so far away. Look at what happened unexpectedly in the last year. So no bets here, just stating obvious thinking. And even if all this does happen, there will be other things I can’t predict.

Alternatively, if their goal is to end it sooner, that April to June timeframe is probably the best time. After they’ve spent quiet time together and found they have nothing to talk about and then their busy schedules make it too hard. That gives enough time to make it feel plausible that it wasn’t fake and only going to last until the SB. But I think they’ll give it another season, because it’s working so well and all the timing for her tour lines up super well. And it’s clear that for whatever reason, she’s allergic to being single.

[charlotlie]

why are y’all crying screaming begging while defending taylor swift’s choice of dating matty healy against people who stop supporting her because of this, like damn… it’s okay for people to stop supporting her when they figure out she’s actively dating and supporting a known racist?

like 😭😭

it’s not that crazy, actually. she’s supporting a racist? must mean she doesn’t care a lot about anti-racist activism. must mean she’s not really an ally to people of color. to see her not supporting a marginalized community you are a part of or an ally too might kinda change your opinion of her.

even if you’re not being actively spouting racist bullshit, if you’re fine with others doing it and even condone it, you’ve lost all my respect.

[frances-baby-houseman]

Ugh I really really want to go to see The 1975 again tonight. I know Matty Healy is ~controverisal~ but I think it was the most fun I've ever had at a show. It was genuinely a blast and I felt alive! The only problem is the allstate arena sucks but it's at least relatively close!

Milwaukee was a blast and I'm going to start looking for more shows/events to see there. It's only a little more than an hour to get there and the arena is right in downtown so there was a ton of options for food and everyone was walking around and people were playing the 1975 songs on the jukebox at the restaurant we ate at beforehand and it was just SO FUN. And look at this pretzel we had with our basket of misc fried items! My sister had never been to wisconsin and I was like, CHEESE! and BEER! And PRETZEL!!

Anyway I'd like to go back just to have the experience of The Sound live again.

[tayfabe75]

"I just kissed a guy in Dubai. Who gives a fuck what I did in Dubai? That's the point. It's ridiculous that any government, regardless of how dogmatically faithful they are, thinks that they can get involved with what people do with their genitals or their mouths or stuff like that. It's like, they just need to fuck off. Nowadays, I honestly think if you're like, piously religious, if you're like, dogmatically faithful, you should be kind of ashamed of yourself. And I'm bored of certain religions, as well, because certain racisms are aligned with them thinking that you can't criticize them, you can't criticize Islam as a set of ideas, you can't criticize these kinds of things because you're inherently criticizing people. But that's a problem with the society, because Islamaphobia does exist, people are bigoted. But what that really is, is thick, scared people not liking brown people. Whereas, I love people. I love brown people. I don't care about people's color. I just don't know when I'm allowed to be offended. Religious people are always allowed to be offended. 'Oh, we're offended by this, I'm offended by that.' I have to get up every day and read something abhorrent that's happened in the name of religion. And I never get a day. I never get a day where I'm allowed to be offended. Where are my rights as an atheist? When am I allowed to be like, completely affronted by something? I just get angry with injustice, you know? And I get angry with hypocrisy."

November 12, 2019: Matty discusses his intolerance for injustice and how religion is used to both justify and legislate homophobia. (source 1, 2)

[allylikethecat]

K, L, E!!

YES OH MY GOSH HELLO ANON thank you so much for indulging me and sending questions from the Fanfic Ask Meme!! As always, I LOVE chatting about fic (mine and other peoples!) and I get so excited when people send me these! If anyone wants to send anymore, or reblog it themselves, the list can be found HERE.

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

This is a hard question because I feel like all of my fics are pretty angst heavy? I know I published it anonymously, but I think Immoral in a Stranger's Lap was probably one of the most painful, especially because it didn't really have a resolution or a happy ending, the same goes for (Sometimes). It's still in the early stages of outlining, (and I'm writing it because I am firmly in the we need more mpreg in this fandom camp) but the Teen Dad Fictional!Matty fic is also shaping up to be pretty angsty - it's looking like it's going to be a split narrative alternating between 16 year old Fictional!Matty dealing with teen pregnancy and present day thirty something year old Fictional!Matty trying to get pregnant on purpose and struggling to do so which I know deals with a lot of really heavy and painful topics.

L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?

I feel like all of them 😂 But I guess, since it's not really popular in this fandom I'm going to say omegaverse even though it was very common in my other fandom experiences.

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

I'm choosing to talk about Small Bump because I was working on Make Way for Ducklings earlier and clearly have mpreg on the mind. If I were to writing a sequel to that one, it would be dealing with Fictional!Matty's postpartum depression.

Thank you so much for sending these in! Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to send this ask, and for your continued support! I'm really grateful for the people who have not only taken the time to read my fics, but who have also taken the time to engage with me! I really appreciate you! I hope your Wednesday is going well and that you have a great rest of your week!

❤️Ally

[stylesprimes]

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[prettyrealm]

Would you ever do a reading on Nicki Minaj? I just can’t believe she’s married to that man like what goes on through her head? And the way she treats other women in the industry, the men she chooses to collab with. It’s um. Definitely a choice…

Yeah, I actually wanted to do some kind of interview style reading like I did for Matty Healy for her! If you have any specific questions send them my way!

[loveisbraveandwild]

ok the thought i woke up with is i think its very interesting that people conflate being a gay ally with being a trans ally,,,, just cause u fight for people of the same sex to get married does not mean u get to claim lgbtq+ ally with your entire chest and in fact i think a lot of gay allies are actively transphobic, whether knowingly or not

[ughgoaway]

🎲 🤮 !!

ahhh hi angel!!!

🎲 -do you picture a specific era when you're writing for each member?

okay so YES and they're all hyper specific for some reason-

matty- his 2019/2020 skirt era with the middle part curly hair. always.

george- current era, blond and serving cunt!

adam- ironically almost the same as George, always blond Adam??? and let's be honest, Adam is always serving cunt no matter the era

ross- now this one is less specific, either current era OR that one look from the vertical "it's not living video" (aka his best look)

🤮 -what is mattys worst hairstyle in your opinion?

as much as I love it, it's gotta be the skullet from covid. I'm so sorry Matthew but you just needed to commit to either a mullet or a shaved head.