#matthew daddario is hot af

[prettiestst4r]

A way too long post about the differences in Shadowhunters show and The Mortal Instruments books.

⚠️Shadowhunters universe spoiler warning⚠️

I'm rereading The Mortal Instruments and I'm just cringing and how much the Shadowhunters show mixed up the whole storyline, LIKE IS THERE ANYTHING FROM THE BOOKS YOU LEFT IN THE SHOW.

But also, I love the show so much because it's absolutely iconic and the scenes and the characters and it's really just so iconic (I'm actually just down bad for Malec scenes and also just Katherine McNamara and Emeraude Toubia and Matthew Daddario ARE SO HOT AAA, DYING. And also the bloopers on the YouTube channel. And every time Alberto Rosende sings. And also who doesn't love Harry Shum Jr. And I love Isaiah Mustafa as Luke AND MY GOD, there are so many more hot characters, basically everyone is so aaaaaa in the cast.)

I JUST WISH YOU KEPT THE STORYLINE BECAUSE SOME THINGS ARE JUST SO WTF.

LIKE WHO DECIDED TO DELETE SIMON'S WHOLE BAND, CHANGE MADAME DOROTHEA LIKE THAT, MAKE THE INSTITUTE A PLACE WITH A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE IN IT, WHO THE FUCK IS HEIDI.

OR WHO DECIDED TO COMPLETELY CHANGE THE CAMILLE STORYLINE.

OR WHO DECIDED THAT JOCELYN SHOULD DIE.

OR WHO MADE AMATIS AN IRON SISTER (actually, 10 out of 10 decision, I love you)

OR WHO DECIDED TO LINK CLARY TO JONATHAN WHEN IT WAS JACE IN THE BOOKS. LIKE THEY WERE LITERALLY LINKED BC IF A PERSON FROM THE LIGHT COMES BACK TO LIFE THEN A PERSON FROM THE DARK ALSO HAS TO BECAUSE BALANCE AND THEY WERE LINKED TOGETHER BY THE CEREMONY AND ALL THAT SHIT LIKE ARGH.

OR THE BIGGEST "WHO DECIDED THAT" IS MAKING CLARY FORGET EVERYTHING, WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY SIMON WHO FORGOT EVERYTHING AND HE WAS UNVAMPIRED AND HE WAS TRAINING TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND HE BECAME CLARY'S PARABATAI.

And the whole Jonathan line was kinda meh.

I love everything about the show tho, except for the storyline.

[damn-daddyoreo]

Attractive™

[alphakittenx]

Damn Alec's a beast❤

[lyn-lightwood-bane]

👏👏✨✨😍😍

matthew daddario nycc | hollywoodlife portraits — 2017

[maddiemalik]

hudson macdonald | sebastian stan | 35 | actor | certified hot mess

in need of a co-star he doesn't get along with who's a romantic interest in a project (film or tv show), exes/one night stands that there's been a few too many of oops, friends (specifically a couple best friends, coworkers, newer friends!!), rival of some kind?

grayson odenkirk | matthew daddario | 33 | actor | humbled & overcoming tragedy

in need of someone to pry him open and face his past :c lots of feels pls, lotso friends and preferably someone he's rlly inseparable with (partner in crime??), coworkers, one sided crush on his side maybe?? something angsty

beau bradshaw | michael b. jordan | 34 | agent | confident af

in need of some clients pls and possibly one he has a not so professional relationship with OOP, friends friends and more friendssss, give me someone who’s out here to knock him down a few pegs

[callmedreamerblog-blog]

These have made my day.

[geekingbeautytx]

🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥💥🤯😍😍😍😍

„You miss my cat eyes?“

„I think it was pretty clear you were enjoying yourself.“

♥️♥️♥️.

[casdaddario]

2x01 // 2x09

#oh he’s just so hottttt #parallels

[katewaliss]

1x1 plot list!

hello girls, gays and theys! my name is crissy, i’m 21, go by she/her pronouns and live in the PST timezone. i am celebrating bullshitting my way through my junior year with ( copious amounts of tequila but also ) make a list of 1x1 ideas / plot bunnies because i need something to do during this Borentine and what better way to spend it then making myself cry with ships! 

i primarily send really long keysmash head cannons through discord and the ims, but i am also down to do replies ( on tumblr or discord ) and ask memes are my most favorite. i am introverted af but very excited abt ships so i really like having rp partners who like want to stay up all night and write and scream with me, so if that sounds like u, come thru! 

if u like any of these please don’t hesitate to shoot me an im! 

also my discord is daddy devito#2918 ( & yes, i do hate myself  )

were starting with mermaids bc i love mermaids

ALSO YES I LIKE OPPOSITE PLOTS DONT @@@@@ ME!!!!!

ALSO ALL OF THESE PLOTS CAN BE GAY! BE GAY DO CRIMES!

i’ve always kind of wanted one based loosely on these pictures x, x, x. im thinking ponyo meets enchanted meets h20 little mermaid AF realness! like maybe hes this lil regular boy high school college student taking pictures and stuff and sees this girl wash up on the shore looking very confused. so he helps her and you know, shes a little hysterical and cant walk very well, takes her into his apartment puts a towel over here bc she like keeps talking abt how shes a mermaid and hes like oh my god shes crazy ahh. she keeps saying her dad is king of the ocean and hes like???? do u have a last name? and the police dont know anything abt her she has no file, no id, no finger print in the database? 

basically the mermaid is staying w the college student in his apartment and he like teaches her what the microwave and the tv is and its very soft  they fall in luv maybe drama he has a girl friend who sucks a lot who is angry abt mermaid girl idk maybe the government realizes and tries to steal her! fun THAT FIRST PIC? MAYBE HE SAVED HER WHEN HE WAS A KID ONCE FROM DROWNING!!! AHHH

alternatively i found these pictures were are in the same vein very aquamarine x, x, x, lifeguard off duty surfing and he gets stuck in a gnarly wave and almost drowns but this mermaid saves his life! and he comes to see her a lot on the beach and they hang out and fall in love he teaches her how to speak english shows her his phone!!! MAYBE THE GOVERNMENT IS ALSO POACHING HER WE LOVE DRAMA

ok last mermaid plot? BUT ITS A SIREN PLOT!!!!!!! these sirens/a siren wipes out this sailors entire ship with the sirens song they all get drowned/eaten .... but plot twist! this one sailor homie lives bc he is DEAF and therefore IMMUNE TO THE SIREN SONG!! so this siren keeps tryna sing at him and its not working and u know they fall in love good stuff MORE POACHES MORE PIRATES MORE GOVERNMENT TRYNA KILL THE AQUATIC AMERICAN BC I LOVE SUFFERING modern or maybe set back in the day???? spicy

anthour or a sculptor that writes a book w a main character or makes a statue and it comes to life and has no perception of human stuff and is like a big alien

also literally all of these plots can be made gay as the flyest bi i ENCOURAGE it!!!! i will play either character in any of them pls tell me which one u like if u like one

pls the clown clown valedictorian plot

ok speaking of giving the gays everything they want

damn i just want a cheesy wlw 1x1 plot where the first girl is a famous celebrity hella spoiled very purse dog paris hilton type and her fancy convertible sports car breaks down smack dab in a small ass hick nowheresville town and this flannel wearing mannerless tomboy mechanic comes to fix her car but rich girl is stuck in town a few days while they order the part she needs for her car bc it’s a small town they don’t have it and they get closer and the celebrity girl is humbled by the town and learns a lot abt the world and herself just ,, good times LISTEN!!!! zendaya and kristine froseth ???? SPICY

ok maybe a period piece lady knight / princess plot where she was personally assignment to the princess but maybe its a whole mulan thing where no one knows the night is a girl and is posing as a man bc women were allowed to be knights and the princess is betrothed to some loser prince once again ill play either

princess body guard plots always smack

ok princess protection program BUT GET THIS instead of that its my boy dmitri who is the heir to the russian throne or some made up european country but theres an assasination attempt so hes told he has to go into witness protection. and this dude or girls dad is head of cia/fbi and dmitri has to pose as a foreign exchange student at y/ns college and be shown around/baby sat by them. they hate eachother. probably bc dmitri is obnoxious and entitled and sleeps w everyone. he was a matthew daddario fc but not that necessary!

cheerleaders on opposite squads who got the sexual tension!!!!

plot based off hollywood the netflix limited series where its 1940s-1950s hollywood and maybe actors falling in love, an actor and a director? OR omg even better an actor falling in love with some sort of stage crew, lighting, camera person............SPICY! 

a beauty / makeup youtube influencer and a pranking rant gaming sort of youtuber and they have to collab and hate it points if its gay

that cliche plot where ur friends older brother is hot

ok kstew / naomi scott .....that is such.....a wave

UGLY BETTY PLOT BITCH!!!!!! REVERSE THE ROLES OR MAKE IT GAY

i saw this gifset of margo robbie and michael b jordan talking abt how they are eachothers celebrity crush and it got my brain turning 

a very whimsical hopeless romantic artist who finds a muse in a no nonsense american college student studying law studying abroad

PERCY JACKSON BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HUNGER GAMES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

business man/prodigal son who falls in love with a stripper/escort

harry potter......next gen................please.............scorose............but like can i play ravenclaw soft boy nothing like draco scorpio BUT ALSO ALL THE HP i also really like ocs also BEAUXBATONS DRUMSTRANG ( if anyone wants to help me w a not hogwarts but other wizarding school rp let me know )

not to b cliche but uh....pastors son bad boy plot yes!

alternatively bad girl good boy/girl plot yes! ( can i pls play bad girl seulgi its Dire )

horror until dawn stuff

soul eater? death note? OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB BITCH!!!! ANIME!

the epically cliche popular person failing math and is gonna get kicked off cheer gets tutored by biggest loser in school and only agrees to tutor her in math if she teaches them how to be cool to impress crush (popular persons friend) and they do that, they start to bond, she gives nerd a makeover the whole school falls in love with them and the popular girls real jealous and wHEw

a disgruntled detective whos wife cheated on him with his partner and he drinks everyday (also could b a lady) throws himself into work and this waitress at the diner he works at who is the opposite of him and very sunshiney

OKAY HANNIBAL but like the hannibal is a lady!

superhero x villian plot! spicy maybe theyre exes! or they went to the same super power school? 

SPEAKING OF SUPERHEROS I WANT A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG PLOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SOMEONE PLAY CHOU TZUYU AS MARINETTE!!!!!!!!!

also every disney plot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this will get added to but for now this is the gist HIT ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

[youngsamberg]

Uh holy shit Matthew Daddario is hot AF ty for ur service Lauren

that’s what i’m here for and you are SO WELCOME

[pcachybvtch]

sam riley, matthew daddario, rami malek jeje, ben hardy

sam riley

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

nO HE VISTO SU CARA EN ESTA PLATAFORMA Y ME MEGA INDIGNO?!?!!?!?! also en maleficiente he was hot as fuck

matthew daddario

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them 

 lE ADOROOOOOOOOOOO. desde que pusieron el primer trailer de shadowhunters fue como: papi, párteme como crayolaaaaaaa y also cuando me enteré que era hermano de alexandra daddario fue doble booooooooooom, bc los dos son hot as hell also creo que sólo he roleado con él cuando lo llevaba @danielxindie como our beloved teacher

rami malek

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

lO AMO. i mean, ya tenía una cara flawless (de cuando le vi en noche en el museo) y había visto otros de sus trabajos but just... i was so fucking happy for him cuando vi que ganó el oscar y el movimiento que puede suponer junto al resto de galodarnados. nunca lo he usado pero amo el malvado y secy lucifer de mi bby @anctomie *c desmaya* also debería usarlo *thinking emoji* ALSO GRACIAS BB POR HACER QUE FREDDIE SE SIENTA ORGULLOSA DESDE EL CIELO

ben hardy

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

como matthew; me puede partir como crayola las veces que quiera, srslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. idk, tiene un vibe que... es un daddy af.

[callmedreamerblog-blog]

I just want to die

[greensweaterdaddario]

Is Matthew Daddario even real? I feel like he's a fictional character from a Nicholas Sparks book who's perfect af that makes girls' expectations higher than Mt. Everest. Adorable but can be hot too. Super nice but can be sassy too. How can he be so perfect? We don't deserve him. MATTHEW. DADDARRIO. IS. NOT. REAL. Don't get me started with Harry...

[noelfishermuses-archive]

yall so the muses i havent added to my page yet are;

(tw for incest? idk valentino is a bad dude so ignore him)

leon stone -- miles teller (package deal with hudson cooke) -- cheating types of plots mostly -- heterosexual 

leonora wade -- jessica parker kennedy fc - damaged af - super problematic parents - pansexual

lilianna poole -- annasophia robb - actual princess - sweet as pie - gaygaygaygay

lily cohen -- taylor momsen - likes old books a lot - lives in a shitty apartment - bisexual

lina cameron  --  alexandra daddario - mom is connected to russian mob - annoying half brother - asexual

lincoln sharpe -- taron egerton - has a gay twin (logan, who i forgot to put on here. whatever) - tattoos. fights  a bunch. - hetero

lip watson -- hunter parrish - ONE OF THE WATSON BOYS. MY BABIES. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. - heterosexual

luciano deveraux -- pierson fode fc - product of his mother’s sexual assault - hs his pos dad - gay

lucinda wilkes -- barbara palvin fc - SWEET ANGEL FROM THE BIBLE BELT SEARCHING FOR AN URCHIN WHO CAN GIVE HER IDEALS - hetero

lydia reynolds -- taylor warren - loner af. probably a serial killer tbh - homo

maria desenclos -- ana de armas - abusive boyfriend. needs an escape. english is a second language - heterosexual

marquis shay -- eiza gonzalez fc - taxi driver. has a kid somewhere but who know. trash queen. - bi

matthew schultz -- taron egerton - HAS A DADDY KINK OKAY. mean af - hetero

michael wysocki -- ian somerhalder - abusive af drug dealer. human garbage. love him pls - pan

mirza feldman -- josh dun - married and divorced by 22. h8s people. loves food. - pan

monica wade -- zoe kravitz fc - actual weirdo. parents own a funeral home. obsessed with death. jewish af. bi

nathaniel price -- dylan o brien - saves street kids religiously. gay af.

nicole varanni -- barbara palvin - spoiled chick who doesnt understand what working is. - homo

niels baker -- stephen james fc - TATTOOED TROUBLEMAKER FROM LOUISANA - bi

noah brooks -- dylan obrien fc - gay af. rude af. 

oliver veres  --  luke hemmings - trust fund kid. hockey kid. has a fiance that he didnt pick. - bi

orion brooks -- matt sanders fc - h8s his little brother (noah,) for being a stereotype. is a cinnamon roll - hetero

orion sage -- gerard way - non binary asexual baby with a hard time connecting to ppl.

patrick moran -- noel fisher fc - anarchist. snuck into the us from ireland, joined the military under a fake name. - pan

quintin bellefontaine -- dom sherwood fc - SO GAY. super protective of his family. super duper gay tho

rainer goodwin  --  pablo schreiber - divorced dad who two daughters. - hetero

rhett harmon -- josh dun fc - gay with his best friend. doesnt understand emotions. - gay

river kirby -- symphani soto - model. sass master - homo

roman hylton -- jonathan groff fc - jokingly says hes an heir. is an actual heir. gaygaygay

ronin pierston -- dom sherwood - accidentally touched his step brothers wang one time. is terrified of sex. - thinks he’s asexual but isnt usre

ryleigh james  --  hannah marks - creeper dad. punk af - pan

sameer baqri -- zayn malik fc - gay af. mean af. famous af.

samuel fisher --  matthew daddario - actual sadist. not just sexual sadist. ruder af. literally insane - homo

sebastian booker -- johnny depp - teacher who has affairs with his students. - hetero

sebastienne harbin -- samira wiley fc - gun trader. hot af. european af. - homo

sergei angelov  --  taron egerton - literally almost seven feet tall. mob baby. - bi

skye grant -- nia lovelis - idk about her yet. sigh - homo

sonya whithouse -- maria brink - singer in a band. dominatrix. perf. - hetero

stefania putnam -- sara fabel fc - little gayby from louisiana. hates confrontation - homo

stella veres  --  barbara palvin - closeted rich kid with nothing better to do than waste money - homo

summer lewis -- barbara palvin - stoner af. gamer af. just wants sex, pizza and video games - hetero

tatum underwood -- ashley moore - actual lviing doll. bartender in NV. virgin bc shes always busy - pan

trinity dupont  --  kaya scodelario - drug addict. has a ‘brother’ that’s really her son. - hetero

valentino neville -- douglas booth fc - actual trash. literally only using him for incest stuff bc i am also trash - hetero

valya mazalin  --  ksenia solo - sweet angel who is connected to the mafia. currently impregnated by incarcerated boyfriend. - hetero

welsey baker -- jake bass - lil drug dealing gayby from louisiana - gay af

wyatt marquis-watkins -- ed westwick - theatre nerd. obsessed with hamilton and rent and heathers. gay af

yanick "yan" dubois -- willy cartier - street performer with a heart of gold. small prince. - pan

zack pierson -- matthew daddario - is the step brother whos wang got touched. didnt hate it. - bi

[words-n-wanderlust]

I dare you to do the Questions that Bree got as well

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify

is your room messy or clean? usually messy

what color are your eyes? very light blue

do you like your name? why? i dont like the fact that english speakers dont get my name but i love the fact that i have soooo many weird/funny nicknames

what is your relationship status? single as fuck

describe your personality in 3 words or less no fucking clue

what color hair do you have? dark brown

what kind of car do you drive? color? a blue chrysler

where do you shop? i usuallyy wear my sisters clothes lmao

how would you describe your style? sometimes rock-ish sometimes lazy sometimes a weird mix of everything

favorite social media account i use tumnblr twitter and snapchat waaay too much so i cant decide

what size bed do you have?a regular single size bed thingy

any siblings? yes! 3 acutally

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? maybe england or ireland bc i love it

favorite snapchat filter? i dont really use any but i love the one with yellow butterflies around your head bc everyone looks hot with it and the one that makes your mouth and eyes huge

favorite makeup brand(s) i love urban decay, anastasia beverly hills and mac

how many times a week do you shower? usually 5 times

favorite tv show? im currently loving rick and morty, greys anatomy, how to get away with murder and grace and frankie

shoe size? idk american sizes

how tall are you? 1,70m

sandals or sneakers? sneakers

do you go to the gym? not currently bc i dont have the money but the gym is my happy place i go there everyday for ~3 hours if i have access

describe your dream date my dream date would be to just have a date lmao someone date me im single af

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? like 3€

what color socks are you wearing? black

how many pillows do you sleep with? 3

do you have a job? what do you do? not yet but im probably gonna work at an event planning thing

how many friends do you have? uuuhm idk but i do have quite a few by now i met lots of new people that i got close to

whats the worst thing you have ever done? idkk i once got caught stealing when i was younger

whats your favorite candle scent? cinnamon

3 favorite boy names i have no clue

3 favorite girl names i dont really have any but i’ve always loved rose

favorite actor? dont really have one

favorite actress? dont really have one

who is your celebrity crush? demi lovato, halsey, lauren jauregui, chris pratt, matthew daddario etc

favorite movie?

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i usually read a lot but im in a huge reading slumo rn. my favorite books include harry potter, the infernal devices and perks of being a wallflower

money or brains?

do you have a nickname? what is it? i have sooo many nicknames lmao. some include ziska and fresh fränzi

how many times have you been to the hospital? 4 times but i only had to stay there once for a few days

top 10 favorite songs idk man

do you take any medications daily? no

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) mixed i guess? i dont really have dry or oily skin

what is your biggest fear? idk probably abandonment lmao

how many kids do you want? nooo idea

whats your go to hair style? pony tail or messy bun

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) a small house

who is your role model? i have too many

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent? you’re welcome boo

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i never believed in santa

what is your dream car? i used to want a 1969 camaro ss

opinion on smoking? generally not a fan of chain smokers but i do it sometimes so i cant say shit

do you go to college? no

what is your dream job? no idea

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?suburbs i think

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yess

do you have freckles? yes and i love them i get sad when they dont show up in summer

do you smile for pictures? yes

how many pictures do you have on your phone? about 2674

have you ever peed in the woods? ofc

do you still watch cartoons? not really

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? never been to wendys

Favorite dipping sauce? sour cream

what do you wear to bed?a huge ass shirt and pj pants

have you ever won a spelling bee? no fucking country except the US has that so no wtf

what are your hobbies?

can you draw?naah not really

do you play an instrument? not anymore

what was the last concert you saw? sunset sons a few months ago

tea or coffee? depends on the day

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? starbucks

do you want to get married? yes

what is your crush’s first and last initial? dont have a crush

are you going to change your last name when you get married? idk

what color looks best on you? blue and black

do you miss anyone right now? yeah

do you sleep with your door open or closed CLOSED

do you believe in ghosts? not sure

what is your biggest pet peeve? people not talking to me and just telling me wtf is going on

last person you called` my best friend @secretsofhappinessss

favorite ice cream flavor? peanut butter cup and chocolate

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?chocolate

what shirt are you wearing? a wonderwoman shirt

what is your phone background? me and my friends

are you outgoing or shy? outgoing

do you like it when people play with your hair? YES

do you like your neighbors?i dont really know /interact with them

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? both

have you ever been high? yeah

have you ever been drunk? yeah

last thing you ate? a banana

favorite lyrics right now grit your teeth, pull your hair and scream “fuck the world cause its my life i’m gonna take it back and never for a second blame yourself

summer or winter? idk i love/hahte both

day or night? night!

dark, milk, or white chocolate?dark chocolate

favorite month? idk

what is your zodiac sign pisces

who was the last person you cried in front of?i think my sister

thanks so much for asking i really needed a distraction rn luv u david

[sometimesambroswrites]

Oh... my god. I never realized they were brother&sister Daddario lol! They look amazing

Listen … Alexandra is Matthew with long hair … and somehow they’re both hot af ????