#matthew daddario is hot af

[prettiestst4r]

A way too long post about the differences in Shadowhunters show and The Mortal Instruments books.

⚠️Shadowhunters universe spoiler warning⚠️

I'm rereading The Mortal Instruments and I'm just cringing and how much the Shadowhunters show mixed up the whole storyline, LIKE IS THERE ANYTHING FROM THE BOOKS YOU LEFT IN THE SHOW.

But also, I love the show so much because it's absolutely iconic and the scenes and the characters and it's really just so iconic (I'm actually just down bad for Malec scenes and also just Katherine McNamara and Emeraude Toubia and Matthew Daddario ARE SO HOT AAA, DYING. And also the bloopers on the YouTube channel. And every time Alberto Rosende sings. And also who doesn't love Harry Shum Jr. And I love Isaiah Mustafa as Luke AND MY GOD, there are so many more hot characters, basically everyone is so aaaaaa in the cast.)

I JUST WISH YOU KEPT THE STORYLINE BECAUSE SOME THINGS ARE JUST SO WTF.

LIKE WHO DECIDED TO DELETE SIMON'S WHOLE BAND, CHANGE MADAME DOROTHEA LIKE THAT, MAKE THE INSTITUTE A PLACE WITH A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE IN IT, WHO THE FUCK IS HEIDI.

OR WHO DECIDED TO COMPLETELY CHANGE THE CAMILLE STORYLINE.

OR WHO DECIDED THAT JOCELYN SHOULD DIE.

OR WHO MADE AMATIS AN IRON SISTER (actually, 10 out of 10 decision, I love you)

OR WHO DECIDED TO LINK CLARY TO JONATHAN WHEN IT WAS JACE IN THE BOOKS. LIKE THEY WERE LITERALLY LINKED BC IF A PERSON FROM THE LIGHT COMES BACK TO LIFE THEN A PERSON FROM THE DARK ALSO HAS TO BECAUSE BALANCE AND THEY WERE LINKED TOGETHER BY THE CEREMONY AND ALL THAT SHIT LIKE ARGH.

OR THE BIGGEST "WHO DECIDED THAT" IS MAKING CLARY FORGET EVERYTHING, WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY SIMON WHO FORGOT EVERYTHING AND HE WAS UNVAMPIRED AND HE WAS TRAINING TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND HE BECAME CLARY'S PARABATAI.

And the whole Jonathan line was kinda meh.

I love everything about the show tho, except for the storyline.

[damn-daddyoreo]

Attractive™

[alphakittenx]

Damn Alec's a beast❤

[lyn-lightwood-bane]

👏👏✨✨😍😍

matthew daddario nycc | hollywoodlife portraits — 2017

[maddiemalik]

hudson macdonald | sebastian stan | 35 | actor | certified hot mess

in need of a co-star he doesn't get along with who's a romantic interest in a project (film or tv show), exes/one night stands that there's been a few too many of oops, friends (specifically a couple best friends, coworkers, newer friends!!), rival of some kind?

grayson odenkirk | matthew daddario | 33 | actor | humbled & overcoming tragedy

in need of someone to pry him open and face his past :c lots of feels pls, lotso friends and preferably someone he's rlly inseparable with (partner in crime??), coworkers, one sided crush on his side maybe?? something angsty

beau bradshaw | michael b. jordan | 34 | agent | confident af

in need of some clients pls and possibly one he has a not so professional relationship with OOP, friends friends and more friendssss, give me someone who’s out here to knock him down a few pegs

[callmedreamerblog-blog]

These have made my day.

[geekingbeautytx]

🔥🔥🔥

🔥🔥🔥💥🤯😍😍😍😍

„You miss my cat eyes?“

„I think it was pretty clear you were enjoying yourself.“

♥️♥️♥️.

[casdaddario]

2x01 // 2x09

#oh he’s just so hottttt #parallels

[katewaliss]

1x1 plot list!

hello girls, gays and theys! my name is crissy, i’m 21, go by she/her pronouns and live in the PST timezone. i am celebrating bullshitting my way through my junior year with ( copious amounts of tequila but also ) make a list of 1x1 ideas / plot bunnies because i need something to do during this Borentine and what better way to spend it then making myself cry with ships! 

i primarily send really long keysmash head cannons through discord and the ims, but i am also down to do replies ( on tumblr or discord ) and ask memes are my most favorite. i am introverted af but very excited abt ships so i really like having rp partners who like want to stay up all night and write and scream with me, so if that sounds like u, come thru! 

if u like any of these please don’t hesitate to shoot me an im! 

also my discord is daddy devito#2918 ( & yes, i do hate myself  )

were starting with mermaids bc i love mermaids

ALSO YES I LIKE OPPOSITE PLOTS DONT @@@@@ ME!!!!!

ALSO ALL OF THESE PLOTS CAN BE GAY! BE GAY DO CRIMES!

i’ve always kind of wanted one based loosely on these pictures x, x, x. im thinking ponyo meets enchanted meets h20 little mermaid AF realness! like maybe hes this lil regular boy high school college student taking pictures and stuff and sees this girl wash up on the shore looking very confused. so he helps her and you know, shes a little hysterical and cant walk very well, takes her into his apartment puts a towel over here bc she like keeps talking abt how shes a mermaid and hes like oh my god shes crazy ahh. she keeps saying her dad is king of the ocean and hes like???? do u have a last name? and the police dont know anything abt her she has no file, no id, no finger print in the database? 

basically the mermaid is staying w the college student in his apartment and he like teaches her what the microwave and the tv is and its very soft  they fall in luv maybe drama he has a girl friend who sucks a lot who is angry abt mermaid girl idk maybe the government realizes and tries to steal her! fun THAT FIRST PIC? MAYBE HE SAVED HER WHEN HE WAS A KID ONCE FROM DROWNING!!! AHHH

alternatively i found these pictures were are in the same vein very aquamarine x, x, x, lifeguard off duty surfing and he gets stuck in a gnarly wave and almost drowns but this mermaid saves his life! and he comes to see her a lot on the beach and they hang out and fall in love he teaches her how to speak english shows her his phone!!! MAYBE THE GOVERNMENT IS ALSO POACHING HER WE LOVE DRAMA

ok last mermaid plot? BUT ITS A SIREN PLOT!!!!!!! these sirens/a siren wipes out this sailors entire ship with the sirens song they all get drowned/eaten .... but plot twist! this one sailor homie lives bc he is DEAF and therefore IMMUNE TO THE SIREN SONG!! so this siren keeps tryna sing at him and its not working and u know they fall in love good stuff MORE POACHES MORE PIRATES MORE GOVERNMENT TRYNA KILL THE AQUATIC AMERICAN BC I LOVE SUFFERING modern or maybe set back in the day???? spicy

anthour or a sculptor that writes a book w a main character or makes a statue and it comes to life and has no perception of human stuff and is like a big alien

also literally all of these plots can be made gay as the flyest bi i ENCOURAGE it!!!! i will play either character in any of them pls tell me which one u like if u like one

pls the clown clown valedictorian plot

ok speaking of giving the gays everything they want

damn i just want a cheesy wlw 1x1 plot where the first girl is a famous celebrity hella spoiled very purse dog paris hilton type and her fancy convertible sports car breaks down smack dab in a small ass hick nowheresville town and this flannel wearing mannerless tomboy mechanic comes to fix her car but rich girl is stuck in town a few days while they order the part she needs for her car bc it’s a small town they don’t have it and they get closer and the celebrity girl is humbled by the town and learns a lot abt the world and herself just ,, good times LISTEN!!!! zendaya and kristine froseth ???? SPICY

ok maybe a period piece lady knight / princess plot where she was personally assignment to the princess but maybe its a whole mulan thing where no one knows the night is a girl and is posing as a man bc women were allowed to be knights and the princess is betrothed to some loser prince once again ill play either

princess body guard plots always smack

ok princess protection program BUT GET THIS instead of that its my boy dmitri who is the heir to the russian throne or some made up european country but theres an assasination attempt so hes told he has to go into witness protection. and this dude or girls dad is head of cia/fbi and dmitri has to pose as a foreign exchange student at y/ns college and be shown around/baby sat by them. they hate eachother. probably bc dmitri is obnoxious and entitled and sleeps w everyone. he was a matthew daddario fc but not that necessary!

cheerleaders on opposite squads who got the sexual tension!!!!

plot based off hollywood the netflix limited series where its 1940s-1950s hollywood and maybe actors falling in love, an actor and a director? OR omg even better an actor falling in love with some sort of stage crew, lighting, camera person............SPICY! 

a beauty / makeup youtube influencer and a pranking rant gaming sort of youtuber and they have to collab and hate it points if its gay

that cliche plot where ur friends older brother is hot

ok kstew / naomi scott .....that is such.....a wave

UGLY BETTY PLOT BITCH!!!!!! REVERSE THE ROLES OR MAKE IT GAY

i saw this gifset of margo robbie and michael b jordan talking abt how they are eachothers celebrity crush and it got my brain turning 

a very whimsical hopeless romantic artist who finds a muse in a no nonsense american college student studying law studying abroad

PERCY JACKSON BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HUNGER GAMES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

business man/prodigal son who falls in love with a stripper/escort

harry potter......next gen................please.............scorose............but like can i play ravenclaw soft boy nothing like draco scorpio BUT ALSO ALL THE HP i also really like ocs also BEAUXBATONS DRUMSTRANG ( if anyone wants to help me w a not hogwarts but other wizarding school rp let me know )

not to b cliche but uh....pastors son bad boy plot yes!

alternatively bad girl good boy/girl plot yes! ( can i pls play bad girl seulgi its Dire )

horror until dawn stuff

soul eater? death note? OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB BITCH!!!! ANIME!

the epically cliche popular person failing math and is gonna get kicked off cheer gets tutored by biggest loser in school and only agrees to tutor her in math if she teaches them how to be cool to impress crush (popular persons friend) and they do that, they start to bond, she gives nerd a makeover the whole school falls in love with them and the popular girls real jealous and wHEw

a disgruntled detective whos wife cheated on him with his partner and he drinks everyday (also could b a lady) throws himself into work and this waitress at the diner he works at who is the opposite of him and very sunshiney

OKAY HANNIBAL but like the hannibal is a lady!

superhero x villian plot! spicy maybe theyre exes! or they went to the same super power school? 

SPEAKING OF SUPERHEROS I WANT A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG PLOT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SOMEONE PLAY CHOU TZUYU AS MARINETTE!!!!!!!!!

also every disney plot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this will get added to but for now this is the gist HIT ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

[youngsamberg]

Uh holy shit Matthew Daddario is hot AF ty for ur service Lauren

that’s what i’m here for and you are SO WELCOME

[pcachybvtch]

sam riley, matthew daddario, rami malek jeje, ben hardy

sam riley

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

nO HE VISTO SU CARA EN ESTA PLATAFORMA Y ME MEGA INDIGNO?!?!!?!?! also en maleficiente he was hot as fuck

matthew daddario

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them 

 lE ADOROOOOOOOOOOO. desde que pusieron el primer trailer de shadowhunters fue como: papi, párteme como crayolaaaaaaa y also cuando me enteré que era hermano de alexandra daddario fue doble booooooooooom, bc los dos son hot as hell also creo que sólo he roleado con él cuando lo llevaba @danielxindie como our beloved teacher

rami malek

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

lO AMO. i mean, ya tenía una cara flawless (de cuando le vi en noche en el museo) y había visto otros de sus trabajos but just... i was so fucking happy for him cuando vi que ganó el oscar y el movimiento que puede suponer junto al resto de galodarnados. nunca lo he usado pero amo el malvado y secy lucifer de mi bby @anctomie *c desmaya* also debería usarlo *thinking emoji* ALSO GRACIAS BB POR HACER QUE FREDDIE SE SIENTA ORGULLOSA DESDE EL CIELO

ben hardy

ban them | dislike them | don’t know/don’t care | like them | love them | use them

como matthew; me puede partir como crayola las veces que quiera, srslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. idk, tiene un vibe que... es un daddy af.

[warlocks-nephilim]

@daemonya @wortsammlerin @the-lovely-evil @magnusandalexander @glittergroovetie - ich steh auf Matt - SweetCherry-2

[halal-vodka]

Five celeb crushes

@riddlesfromtheunderworld tagged me to list 5 of my celebrity crushes and y'all know I'm thirsty af soo

1. Jensen Ackles

Like im actually in love and if u thought he wasn't gonna be on this list you don't know me

2. Matthew Daddario

He's such a snack tbh and he has a great personality

3. Emeraude toubia

She's literally the hottest girl I've ever seen like? I stan

4. Anne Hathaway

Ever since Princess diaries lmao that movie really made me gay

5. Brendon Urie

I never really got out of my emo phase ok sue me but this man is hot af and his voice is sooo amazing

This was so much fun tbh!! I love this challenge

I tag @pettyprouvaire @mimmilein @legendarygalaxydragon @okenice and anyone else who wants to!

[towerofdawn]

TAG

Rules: always post the rules, answer the questions given to you, write 10 questions of your own, tag 10 people.

I was tagged by @montherox ♥ thank you!

@marabarrow said:

1. What are your top ships?

Elorcan, Marecal, Feysand, Nessian, Manorian... I love them all

2. How many pets do you have?

Just 2 for now. A dog and a bunny. I plan on having a lot more though

3. If you could identify with one fictional character(from a book, show, or movie) who would it be?

This is hard, but possibly Aelin because I love chocolate cake, am a total sass and I’m love with myself

4. Do you believe in soul mates?  

Yes!

5. Favorite quote?

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves; it is not my nature.” Northanger Abbey, Jane Austen. Too bad I now realize this was said by a bitch

6. What’s your main goal in life?

To honor God with everything I do. To do something I like, live a life I love?

7. What talents do you have?

I’m really cute but I’m also really good at flirting

8. What is your favorite accent?  

Spanish speakers speaking English!!!!!!!

9. A guilty pleasure?

Acosap, maybe? I have so many I can’t choose

10. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

No, not at all. It’d be kinda cool to be known for being good at what you do, but that’s it.

@montherox said:

1. Favourite place to read?

Ugh I wish I had a cool, pretty place to read. I just read on my couch and on my bed, at home.

2. Favourite childhood movie?

SO MANY! The Incredibles, maybe? The thing is I still love to watch all those movies hahahaha They’ll always be funny to me

3. Indoor fireplace or outdoor firepit?

Indoor fireplace! Always wanted to have one.

4. Where would you go (by yourself) if you could teleport to any location right now?

DISNEY WORLD AF. Even though it wouldn’t be nice without my family

5. Favourite beverage?

Definitely coke. I love lemonade too

6. If you could have any pet/animal friend in the world, what would it be?

Probably a snake or a horse

7. Do you consider yourself a good dancer?

Not really hahahaha that never stopped me though

8. Cold or hot breakfast?

Hot, please

9. Biggest turn on?

Funny people. I’ll most likely jump on ya

10. Favourite thing about Matthew Daddario?

THE FACT THAT HE’S SO GODDAMN GORGEOUS??

Ok that’s it.

My questions:

1 - Do you like cold weather or hot weather?

2 - Do you actually like studying? 

3 - Dream vacation?

4 - Say one thing you like about your home country.

5 - What’s your favorite book atm?

6 - What do you like about your best friend?

7 - When was the last time you did something nice to someone?

8 - Do you like shopping?

9 - Most embarrassing memory of your childhood?

10 - How would you react if a flirty anon showed up in your ask box?

I tag @red-queen-em-for-a-dream @electricons @lightinggirlxredqueen @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @nessiansmut @cassiancalore @runesandfaes @kristyjay @lronteeth @dr-woodsprite 

Sorry for spamming you all :(

[callmedreamerblog-blog]

I just want to die

[selcouthval]

Chris Evan or Matthew Daddario?

This shouldn't be that simple because Chris Evans is hot af but not really my type so yeah... Matthew