#matt b

[firstborn-if]

the ro's

gwendolyn "gwen" arisothole, turned

she/her | trans woman | asexual | lesbian

a deadly witch. she got turned into a vampire after a near death experience. she is black and russian, has (dyed) red hair, sharp cheekbones and various piercings on her eyebrows, nose, mouth and tongue. she wears typical gothic garb, or at the very least, black clothing. she always has various weapons on her person. she is very skilled at magic and uses magical text to communicate with people who do not know vampiric sign language (reluctantly and not something she enjoys). she allies with the vampires over the humans.

matthieu "matt" bidhe, born

he/him | cis man | allosexual | bisexual

a kind, friendly boy although not the brightest and easily distracted. born to high ranking vampire royalty but his parents had been assinated a few years prior. he is half indian and half korean, but grew up mainly in france. he has blue tips on his black hair, chubby cheeks and a larger build. he is typically seen in letterman jackets, tank tops and track suits. he has a piercing on his right ear. his speed is his best skill. he allies with the vampires over the humans.

timothee cirscyd, half-bred

he/him | cis man | graysexual | questioning

an intelligent, calculating boy. he is a half- bred vampire, the rarest and weakest kind. his mother left his dad when she found out he was a vampire and left him. he is matthieu's bodyguard turned best friend. he his shoulder legnth brown hair, often in a bun. he has a chiseled jawline. he is usually wearing sweaters and preppy shirts. he is fairly skinny and despite his fighting capability his intelligence is his best skill. he is conflicted about his allegiance.

luci difynroed, born

she/he/they | genderfluid person | allosexual | pansexual

a very, very flirty person. was born to very rich vampires who had to fight to stay alive back in the war. she is greek and disowned from her parents, and only sees them at grand events. he has blonde hair, down to his waist, freckles and wears lots of make up. she is usually seen in skimper clothing (crop tops, miniskirt and short shorts). charm and seduction are her best skills. they align with the humans over the vampires.

(brutus/britney/briar) erhyobik, born

? | ? | allosexual | omnisexual (closeted if m/f)

a spoiled brat. actual hellspawn, the principal's child, and the principal is a very, very rich man. they have pale skin, brown hair and blonde bangs. they wear designer clothes and nothing else, and their colour palette is usually pink. they have no special skills. they align with the vampires over the humans.

sam frodle, turned

? | ? | asexual | aromantic

a nice person. a bit of a pushover. hates their maker and has no (loving) family left. they have thick black curls and is italian american. they have empathy as a special skill, and they align with the humans over the vampires. they usually wear cottage core, and a flower crown that they replace daily.

[more of a queer platonic relationship]

mouse, ?????

they/them | agender person | allosexual | no-one knows

angry, weirdly skilled, definitely hiding something, wears the (non-required) uniform daily. doesn't ally with either side.

professor sky heitnulc, turned

he/she | ? | ? | ?

technically just a shy assistant professor, but covering for his boss while they're indisposed. they can't be much older than you, so the specifics of how they got this job are a mystery. she's a decent teacher, but her wacky outfits leave a lot to be desired. he prefers not to talk about allegiances.

alex lúa, human

? | ? | ? | ?

your childhood best friend. your ex. dead.

[balimode]

This would not have looked out of the ordinary at the 2018 MET, which instantly makes them winners in my book.

[firstborn-if]

-cinderella, after murdering her stepmother (idk haven't watched the movie)

{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

[mattsmedusa]

✎ 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐬 ✯ 𝐦.𝐬 𝐰𝐜. 𝟏.𝟏𝐤 [𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭]

you weren’t sure what to make of his request when he initially brought up silent sex, looking at him with a confused expression as you asked why – since you two weren’t at his place where his brothers could hear you. you knew your boyfriend had his fair share of kinks and fetishes, but this was not what you expected to hear when he sat you down for intimacy. matt simply smiled sheepishly and mumbled "just this once, please?"

your confused expression softened into a soft smile, finding his nervousness somewhat endearing. you weren’t going to say no, in fact, it turned you on more than you expected. feeling your undies slowly soak, you bit your lips and shifted your position on the bed, subconsciously easing the tension on your clothed clit.

"yeah... just this once." is what you told him, but the moment he started the foreplay all while having his hand over your mouth—you knew you were done for. the feeling of his tongue lapping at your puffy clit, all while effectively keeping you silenced with his hand made your core ache with the need to be filled.

matt smiled against your pussy when he felt just how aroused you were today, your inner walls pushing out more of your arousal for him to clean up. he moaned against your folds, as pussy-drunk as always as he ate you out slowly, but good enough to make your thighs tense around his head. your fingers carded through his hair, back arching as you tried to keep quiet for him. the feeling of his hand press firmly on the lower half of your face made you somewhat more alert thus adding to the pleasure.

a minute or so more of his mouth on you and you were already a needy mess, begging him to fill you up. matt could feel his cock twitch every time a whine of his name left your pretty lips muffled by his hand. his mind reeled with excitement from the possibility of getting caught, despite it just being you two in your apartment. he was already hooked on silent sex more than he was before.

"oh, you’re so wet f’me, so fucking ready to take me in ain't you?" he rose up, wiping his glistening lips with the back of his hand as his other fumbled with his belt. smirking at the small whine leaving you from the loss of contact as he quickly discarded his pants somewhere on the floor beside the bed, not even bothering to take off his briefs fully as he gripped the base of his hefty length, the waistband of his briefs down just below his sack.

matt spit on his hand and gave himself a few good pumps to spread his saliva as lubricant even though he knew you were probably so slick and slippery already. it isn’t a secret between you both, matt loved it when he could hear the wet squelching from the slickness. he positioned the head of his cock against your slick folds, running it up and down your slit teasingly before slowly pushing the tip inside. groaning lowly at the feeling of your eager walls sucking him in.

"fu—ck, you’re pulling me in so tightly," he hissed through clenched teeth, slowly feeding your sopping pussy more of his length before finally bottoming out. his eyes rolled back briefly from the tight warmth enveloping all of his aching cock. he looked at you through hooded eyes-lids as he leaned further down, wrapping your legs around his waist and opening you up more so he could go even deeper.

you locked your ankles behind him, pulling him closer, looking at him with fluttering lashes and slightly parted lips. he was quick to cover your mouth when he started to move, muffling your sounds of pleasure once more. he wasn’t exactly being slow and gentle—no, quite the opposite. In fact, the bedframe slammed against the wall in rhythm with his pounding.

your lashes fluttered as your eyeballs rolled back into your skull, the feeling of the thick tip of his cock mercilessly slamming into your cervix had you screaming into his hand. you shut your eyes closed, your hands scrambling up to clutch onto the arm that muffled your sounds. quiet profanities left his lips along with low moans as his cock rutted into you, the sounds of your weeping pussy getting rammed by his hard cock filled both your ears—making your orgasms approach rapidly.

you slowly opened your eyes, now filled with unshed tears of pleasure. your gaze lazily raked over his handsome face etched with bliss, and his arm... you almost came just from the sight of his tattoo covered arm, his veins popping out more than usual and muscles tensing as he covered your mouth all while fucking you like there was no tomorrow. matt chuckled breathlessly, "you’re s’close ain’t you, sweets, can feel ya clinging onto me." he rasped as his pace quickened.

you couldn’t do anything but nod your head, a hand coming down to rub your clit furiously in time with his thrusts. he shivered when he saw your hand working yourself closer, the sight proving to be too erotic for him at the moment. his face scrunched up in ecstasy, "fu-ck, ’m s’close, right there—mffh, gonna fill you up—fill you up so good," he babbled as he jackhammered into you, his head falling down to rest on your shoulder.

your whole body trembled when the pressure finally erupted, your vision whitening out at the corners, back arching and nails digging into his forearm. the moment matt felt your velvet walls fluttering rhythmically around his shaft all while pulling him in—he knew he was done for. he moaned your name in pure unadulterated pleasure as he slammed into you a few more times before stilling.

a soft satisfied sigh left you when you felt his warm seed deep inside you, the feeling of fullness filling your senses. matt finally let himself collapse on top of you, the weight heavy but not unwelcoming. his hand eventually left your mouth and he nuzzled his face in the valley between your breasts, breathing in your scent and leaving a few chaste kisses there.

"mm... i love you, love you so much," he murmured against your skin, making you smile softly. matt sighed contentedly when your fingers ran through his soft locks and grazed his scalp. "i love you too, so, so much," he relaxed against you when your words registered in his brain, a happy smile plastering on his lips as he held you close, closing his eyes to relish in the afterglow.

୨୧

[𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞!]

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[sweetshuga]

✰ 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒆𝒙 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 ✧

𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂. «𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆»

𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆. English is not my first language!

───~𓆩♡𓆪~───

𝒃𝒇.ᐟ𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕... loves to see your cock-drunk face as he pounds into you while hugging your thighs with your back flush against the fogged up mirror.

𝒘𝒄. 337

✰ Matt’s eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he held your thighs tightly, your legs up in the air on one side of his shoulders and his arms wrapped in an iron grip around them—rendering you immobile. Your moans echoed throughout the bathroom as he pulled your hips forward, changing the angle and every thrust from him hit the spot inside you that made your toes curl. Your hands scrambled to hold onto anything you could, your shoulders flush against the fogged up mirror behind you. The overwhelming pleasure making your mind go numb.

𝑨 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓... You had just gotten out of the shower when he suddenly walked in. Matt’s face flushed when he saw your naked form, even though he’s seen it plenty of times by now. "Sorry—" you chuckled when you heard the slightly panicked tone, "hey, it’s fine, should’ve locked the door, but since Chris and Nick are out I thought it was alright, no?" He nodded slowly, his eyes raking over your body appreciatively before snapping back up to your face. A sheepish grin plastered on his lips as he shifted his weight on one leg, trying to discreetly hide the growing arousal in his pants. You raised your eyebrows, noticing the telltale signs of his desire right away.

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕... You struggled to keep your eyes from rolling back as he worked his magic. The thick head of his length hit spots that made you let out sounds even you didn’t know you could make. The sounds of your pleasure spurred him on, grunting in exertion as he surged forward with renewed vigor. Determined to please you. "Fu—ck sweets, you feel me?" His arm left your thighs, and with gentle fingers, pressed on the bulge appearing and disappearing on your abdomen from his cock. His gaze momentarily shifted from your stomach to your face, a groan leaving his lips when he saw the look of pure ecstasy on your face. "Look at you, so fucking drunk on my dick, mffh—" ✰

𓆩♡𓆪

───~𓆩♡𓆪~───

𝒃𝒇.ᐟ𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔... loves when your ass recoils against his hips when he pounds into you from behind, holding your hair in a makeshift ponytail and pulling on it until you look up at your fucked-dumb reflection in the mirror.

𝒘𝒄. 362

✧ Chris groaned lowly as he drew back before slamming hard into you. Your backside recoiled from the force and your legs trembled, loud moans spewing out of your parted lips. He bit his lips, putting his hand on the small of your back and firmly pressing on it. The edge of the countertop in front of your upper thighs only made it easier for him to go as deep as he wanted without your body bouncing away. Your eyes rolled back in your skull before closing shut and reopening a few seconds later, widened like saucers when he increased his pace. Your hand travelled back in a futile attempt to slow him down, your moans nothing short of pornographic.

𝑨 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓... Nick and Matt had gone to get food. They did ask you if you wanted to tag along, but you just wanted to stay in and Chris being Chris, your sweet boyfriend, decided to stay home with you. As much as you wanted to keep cuddling with your boyfriend on the couch – cozied up in blankets – you really had to pee. And so, you disentangled yourself from Chris with a heavy sigh, "I’ll be right back, gotta piss." You could hear him chuckling and shouting an "okay" from his place on the couch as you walked towards the bathroom. A few minutes later, you heard the bathroom door opening while you washed your hands. A pair of hands pushing you down to bend over the counter.

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕... Chris’ free hand tangled in your locks, gripping it into a make-shift ponytail before pulling on it. Your head involuntarily leaned back, your thoroughly-pleasured expression reflecting in the mirror. Chris’ pace quickened, the sound of wet squelching filling the air as he pounded into your sopping pussy from behind. "Look at that, baby," he cooed as he saw your face in the mirror, "look at yourself, the fucked dumb look on your face." He grunted as he pulled your hair with more force, making you look at yourself and a loud shaky moan left his lips when he felt your walls flutter rhythmically around his pistoning cock. ✧

𓆩♡𓆪

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© sweetshuga

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[tlj1988]

[sturnioloho]

dirty chris

[kairithemang0]

Imagine calling your brother in the middle of the night and going “calendar man your days are numbered” and that’s how you start the conversation

Absolutely legendary

[cranesofibycus]

When Matt pulls a Taliesin on the party.

[firstborn-if]

ranking characters by how much sex they've had

Gwen A: 0/10 very happily asexual, probably will never have sex

Matthieu B: 4/10 more the romantic type, has had sex

Timothee C: 2/10 questioning his sexuality at the moment, and no rizz to speak of, has had sexy times once or twice

Luci D: 10/10 slut (complimentary)

B Erhyobik: 5/10 likes being in relationships, and likes having sex in those relationships

Sam F: 1/10 very asexual. has had sex once.

Professor Sky: 3/10 painfully single. has had sex in the past

Mouse: 7/10 sex fiend probably. no-one likes them so idk who they're having sex with.

Alex L: 0/10 dead

[zimt-deathnote]

I drew some Wammy's letter patches!! No idea what they're for yet but they look cool.

I think the kids earn this letter at one point. If the capital letter is already taken, the kid gets the lowercase. Like M and m (Mello and Matt). Whatever the assignment was, Mello was apparently and obviously faster than Matt at earning his letter.

What if they tried to wash the A and B patches but couldn't get the blood out entirely so now some poor kids have to walk around with oddly stained patches :/ Roger could've ordered new ones but god forbid he does anything for these kids.

Some kids surely coloured their letters with markers, like K did here.

[radracer]

Renault 5 Turbo 2

[mattsmedusa]

✎ 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐛𝐞 ✯ 𝐦.𝐬

the soft buzzing sounds accompanied by muffled groans filled the quiet night. matt’s thighs quivered as you held it down on the bed with your body weight, his face nothing short of pleasured anguish. the toy you usually use thinking about him buzzed strongly on his angry red tip, precum steadily leaking down the side of his shaft. you smiled as his hands scrambled to grip your wrists – trying to stop you, but you both knew this was what he wanted.

"yeah? you want me to stop?" you cooed tauntingly, looking at him with a small pout of faux sympathy. matt nodded quickly, "p-please," even he didn’t know what he was begging for. he knew your safe word, but he just couldn’t bring himself to say it. how could he when it felt so good? despite his otherwise agonizingly hard phallus, a rush of satisfaction swirled inside him when you stopped right before he came, a pained whimper falling from his swollen lips – swollen from biting down on it.

"oh, you wanted to cum so badly, didn’t you?" you chuckled when he nodded furiously, his eyes tearing up from frustration. "i can’t—too much, please, mffh—" he chocked out a sob when you mercilessly put the raging vibrator on his almost purple head. his head fell back, jaw clenched as his face scrunched up in pain—pleasurable pain. his back arched as the coils in his abdomen snapped abruptly, eyes rolling back as loud high-pitched mewls exited his now gaped mouth.

you smiled to yourself, licking your lips to wet them, feeling your body ache with need at the erotic sight in front of you. you tossed the vibe somewhere on the bed before climbing off his legs, leaving him – still shuddering with aftershocks – on the bed. he grasped your wrist gently before you could walk away, he spoke in a soft—almost vulnerable tone, "stay... please?"

୨୧

𝐰𝐜. 𝟑𝟏𝟒

[𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞!]

© 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐚

[sweetshuga]

✰ 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 ✧

𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂. «𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆»

ⓘ English is not my first language! 𝑹𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑺𝒆𝒙 – 𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰

───~𓆩♡𓆪~───

𝒃𝒇.ᐟ𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕... loves to see your eyes roll back and jaw go slack, hands clutching desperately at his forearms as he goes balls deep, bruising your cervix.

𝒘𝒄. 𝟤𝟫𝟢

✰ Matt grunted as he pushed your legs further apart, pushing you further into the mattress with his body weight as he rutted into you like an animal. "Fu—ck, thaat’s right, juuust like that," he hissed when he saw your eyes rolling back and jaw going slack as pornographic moans exited your mouth, your pussy spasming around his thick length as he fucked you dumb. "Can’t really move away now, can ya?" he chuckled breathlessly, "fuckin’ take it, just—fuck, fu—ck, yeah sweetness, squeeze my cock." His own eyes rolled back briefly when he felt your pussy trying to push him out, making him fuck you even harder.

𝑨 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓... "Look at what I just found," you laughed as you showed your boyfriend the 'mating press' position, a small twist to the usual missionary Matt loved so much. His eyebrows raised as a small smirk creeped onto his lips, his gaze drifting to yours, "hm? you wanna try this out or?" He asked while folding his arms. His smirk slowly widened when you nodded, "yeah, I mean... you gotta at least try once, no?"

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕... Your loud moans filled the room, almost screams now. You couldn’t stay quiet, you just couldn’t, not when his dick was slamming into your cervix sooo hard you were probably gonna be bruised there. His thrusts were punishing, almost knocking the wind out of you and leaving you gasping between screams. Your mind was fogged, eyes almost permanently rolled back as hands clutched onto his forearms. Matt groaned in pleasure-pain when he felt your nails rake across his pale skin, probably leaving marks behind, but all he could think about was the primal need to put his babies inside you—breed you dumb. ✰

𓆩♡𓆪

───~𓆩♡𓆪~───

𝒃𝒇.ᐟ𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔... loves hearing your desperate cries as he pins you down on the bed with his body, going sooo deep that you’re seeing literal sparks.

𝒘𝒄. 𝟥𝟢𝟨

✧ Chris’ hand held your wrists firmly down on the bed just above your head, his other one pulling your head back by your hair, groaning loudly as he fucked you almost straight into the bed. Your body squirmed, but only for a moment before getting more firmly pressed down by his body. "Don’t even fuckin’ think of escapin’ this ma," he groaned lowly, emphasizing his words with rough slams, the sound of his hips colliding with your ass as he plowed into your sopping pussy was deafening. The wet shlurps grew louder the harder he fucked you. "Juust like that, fuckin’ stay still ’nd lemme fuck your brains out." His words carried a clear intention—a promise.

𝑨 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓... "Baby, can we try something new? I just found this position— and before you ask me about it, I found it 'accidentally' on Pinterest." Your boyfriend, Chris, chuckled in amusement as he took your phone, his gaze skimping over the picture before snapping up to yours. "So basically that one position y’like so much, prone something, what’d they say? prone—" "prone bone," you chuckled. "Oh right, yeah, prone bone, jus’ like that one huh?"

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕... You didn’t even try to get away at this rate, you couldn’t, his weight was keeping you from moving hence letting him go as deep as he could and he wasn’t playing around—he went as deep as he could. Your moans turned into loud keens as your body trembled violently, another orgasm crashing over your body, but was Chris stopping? Not any time soon it seemed since his pace didn’t even falter—only fastened. His own sounds of pleasure grew the more he felt your pussy sucking him in. Who knew your boyfriend – that stuck to vanilla sex all the time – would become this feral over a simple position? ✧

𓆩♡𓆪

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[kaethefangirl]

Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.