#masters!! dominika!! thirteen!! cameron!!

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WHHATT HOUSE FUNERAL 😨

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overly specific house dog au headcanons? spill some?

I can try and fit in one post everyone I've settled completely on so far, and also be obnoxious about dog breeds. fun

I've also bothered @greghatecrimes with a lot of these so very big thanks to them for helping me settle on breeds for everyone <3

It's when I've settled on a "base breed" with dogs that sometimes things just go crazy and go from there

Start with the most overly unnecessarily detailed one here you go:

Adams is the oddest most fantasy mixed breed of ALL fucking time her parents are one Belgian Tervuren and one Borzoi x Ibizan Hound and she appeared so much Tervuren that it’s just possible to miss that she’s got any sighthound(s) in her.

Editing to go even more in-detail with this one because my girl deserves it: She ends up looking somewhere between these two:

She’s very pointy and very leggy but she is very long-furred and that's where the mistakes come from. She moves mostly with the gaits of her sighthound sides which the others find is an easy way to make her bristle. She’s prancing across the room and Chase says you move like a sighthound and she says no I don’t (yes she does)

Park is a Silken Windsprite:

Probably struggles in snow and sometimes has to jump and jump to get through it when it's really deep but Adams mumbles that it’s cute and that's Fight invitation. Park brings up that Adams gets snowballs stuck on her and that it takes hours to melt out of her fur. ("Fuck you!" - "Do it yourself!") It's probably fair to say she has some little dog syndrome.

Chase is an Australian Shepherd. House probably used to make comments about he and Cameron both being Merle:

Cameron is this specific Border Collie (but with blue eyes, ofc):

Probably does the Collie Crouch sometimes. Absolutely does the Collie Stare, and that would come into House's "you can't actually pierce me with your eyes" moments.

Foreman is a Central Asian Shepherd:

For a slight visual similarity to how I imagine post-Lockdown Angst Cameron might feel meeting Masters, Masters is a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever:

Probably has what I call in the groomers "Smart Breed Anxiety" along with her autism swag. Dogs who listen to and seem to understand every word you say and if you're telling someone or another pet off for anything, they assume they're the one you're talking to and give all their guilty looks. Also using my Bluebear as reference with that visual.

Thirteen is this Utonagan!!! No other visual!!! Have such a canine visual of The Dig it's insane.

Wilson of course took Golden Retriever. Definitely one of the larger/silkier ones. Show-type. He'd definitely be a dark gold but this is the best pic I have for how I picture him -color:

House is a Scottish Deerhound, mixed with what? He doesn't know. Wants to know. Very easy to miss that he's a cross:

(Little Rachel rode on his back for a bit once.)

Speaking of, Rachel is a little pupper Sheltie (Natalie) x English Shepherd (Simon) but she barely shows any Shep traits when it comes to looks:

Rachel's a mini-me of her mama, Cuddy took Rough Collie:

Kutner is a Springer Spaniel x Large Münsterländer, leaning more looks-wise toward the latter and leaning energy-level toward the former:

Taub is a Beagle, Chihuahuas are just too small for one of the main characters in my little visual I'm afraid (and I forgot Smooth Fox Terriers existed):

Rachel is a long-haired Dachshund, and Ruby is a show-type English Cocker Spaniel, so Sophie and Sophia are those crosses respectively. Click on the Spaniel to see the full pic.

Amber takes (Red) Siberian Husky:

She's quite thick-coated but she doesn't fall under "Woolly Husky" coat type.

Red (Irish) Setter Stacy:

Plott Hound Mark:

Dominika... So This dog is obviously a Belgian Malinois maybe crossed with something fluffier (unless the listing change from Mali to Terv is accurate, then she's just Small) but she looks exactly like this:

Saluki Lydia:

Belgian Malinois Alvie:

Lucas is just straight-up a Coyote. It just fits him too well. He gets a Coyote-themed name in the WC AU, and gets to be a Coyote when I think about canines:

Beauceron Nolan. Can't see him as something as round and soft as Newfies but also can't see him as a bully-type:

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Tumblr's Favorite House Character Tournament

sorry I have kind of ignored this... i've been busy. Polls will be out soon!

characters that have been submitted:

Wilson (about 15 times)

House

Kutner

Cameron

Masters

Thirteen

Cuddy

Dominika

Jeffery Cole

Chase

Amber

Taub

Alvie

Micah

Kitty (House's childhood stuffed animal, an oc of submitter)

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It turns into war, the sapphics (Thirteen and Amber) teaming up with House and Wilson to take down the girlbosses because they’re all competitive. Foreman and Taub start a betting pool, Cameron spreads the word about the game and Chase and Kutner act as the commentary, while everyone in the hospital comes to watch this riveting game

When Park, Adams and Masters finally join, there’s a new challenger on the playing field. As intelligent as the Sapphics plus Hilson are or as the Cuddy-Nora-Dominika team is, they’re the true aces (pun very much intended) because they’ve been watching the game silently and came up with THE best strategies. But you forgot the best part- Lucas. He knows everyone better than anyone else.

Lucas is the secret weapon, the ace card for the team of Park, Adams and Masters. When he reveals himself as part of their team, everyone riots

Cuddy, setting down a card: Ace of spades

House, pulling out an Uno Card: +4

Kutner, pulling out a Pokemon Card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Chase, trembling: What are we playing

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the types as characters from house

ENFJ: Dr. Allison Cameron

ENFP: Dr. Jessica Adams

ENTJ: Dr. Amber Volakis

ENTP: Stacy Warner

ESFJ: Dominika Petrova

ESFP: Lucas Douglas

ESTJ: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

ESTP: Dr. Chris Taub

INFJ: Dr. James Wilson

INFP: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

INTJ: Dr. Gregory House

INTP: Dr. Chi Park

ISFJ: Dr. Robert Chase

ISFP: Martha M. Masters

ISTJ: Dr. Eric Foreman

ISTP: Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

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the types as characters from house

ENFJ: Dr. Allison Cameron

ENFP: Dr. Jessica Adams

ENTJ: Dr. Amber Volakis

ENTP: Stacy Warner

ESFJ: Dominika Petrova

ESFP: Lucas Douglas

ESTJ: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

ESTP: Dr. Chris Taub

INFJ: Dr. James Wilson

INFP: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

INTJ: Dr. Gregory House

INTP: Dr. Chi Park

ISFJ: Dr. Robert Chase

ISFP: Martha M. Masters

ISTJ: Dr. Eric Foreman

ISTP: Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

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the types as characters from house

ENFJ: Dr. Allison Cameron

ENFP: Dr. Jessica Adams

ENTJ: Dr. Amber Volakis

ENTP: Stacy Warner

ESFJ: Dominika Petrova

ESFP: Lucas Douglas

ESTJ: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

ESTP: Dr. Chris Taub

INFJ: Dr. James Wilson

INFP: Dr. Lawrence Kutner

INTJ: Dr. Gregory House

INTP: Dr. Chi Park

ISFJ: Dr. Robert Chase

ISFP: Martha M. Masters

ISTJ: Dr. Eric Foreman

ISTP: Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

Lmao i found my aesthetic