#masterlist ୨ৎ

[sweeterlovers]

⊹₊ ⋆ 𓂃 masterlist ‘ 💌 ── ୨ৎ ⊹₊ ⋆

arthur leclerc

charles leclerc

summer lovers

hometown hero

forever one

forever one part 2

carlos sainz

sunkissed

stars hollow

daniel ricciardo

cruel summer

reminders

pocket full of sunshine

fernando alonso

labyrinth

family time is the best time

franco colapinto

george russell

jenson button

kimi räikkönen

the iceman

melting the ice

lewis hamilton

5 years of secrets

lando norris

fast times

brand new

finally

his loss

downtown girl

married in vegas

lance stroll

literal scream

logan sargeant

daylight

mr. america

salt air

meant to be

on pointe

frat boy reincarnate

mark webber

vacay

mick shumacher

max verstappen

ok mr championship

a good surprise

marc márquez

nico rosberg

oscar piastri

sweetest girl

dog sitter

ollie bearman

charmed

flower girl

pierre gasly

paul aron

pato o���ward

sebastian vettel

no tricks only treats

toto wolff

million dollar life

vacation state of mind

other

pet names

f1 drivers as rom coms

f1 drivers as romantic gestures

f1 drivers and the couple halloween costume they would dress up as

dates

ms. madrid

his loss

[iid-smile]

if you were dating them... headcanons + drabbles

jujutsu kaisen

as of 8/12/24, this masterlist is no longer being updated

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✦ gojo satoru

he would... | one. two.

games you play with him. | one.

basketballer gojo hcs

satoru's tears

satoru vs stairs

prankster satoru

sugar baby gojo

✦ geto suguru

he would... | one.

✦ nanami kento

he would... | one. two.

takes you where? | one.

eggs benedict

✦ fushiguro toji

he would... | one. two.

takes you where? | one.

✦ itadori yuji

grandma's boy

✦ fushiguro megumi

he would... | one.

staying in | one.

megumi's cheeks

megumi's love for thighs

rain

prince!megumi

flower nicknames

✦ kugisaki nobara

staying in | one.

✦ inumaki toge

he would... | one.

what does he listen to?

✦ okkotsu yuta

yuta with a tall girlfriend

✦ ino takuma

he wants to impress you

his dream girlfriend

lego roses

inotober'24 silence

✦ multiple

where would they take you on a date?

what do they call you? | one.

detention with them | one.

mtl — chubby cheeks

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[iheartmapi]

REQUESTS OPEN!iheartmapi’s masterlist

(The dividers I use are from @cafekitsune, thanks to @kshvue099 for helping me out with the plots)

☁️- fluff 🩹- angst 🤍- not described

Mapi León

Arcade Antics ☁️

What I dreaded the most 🩹☁️

A fluffy surprise ☁️

Alexia Putellas

My kink is karma 🤍

Vicious 🩹☁️

Teddy bear 🩹☁️

Ingrid Engen

Norwegian holiday ☁️

[sanrikis]

┃ ୨ৎ INDEX.ᐟ

(🎀) requests are open.ᐟ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ perm taglist is open.ᐟ (ask or cmt)

📎 — smau 🕯️— oneshot 🩰— series

enha.ᐟ

BAD IDEA RIGHT? – ex!nishimura riki x fem!reader (ongoing!) 📎 🩰

LUCKY CHARM – bf!nishimura riki x fem!reader 🕯️

POCHACCO PLUSH – crush!nishimura riki x fem!reader 📎

BF RIKI INSTA STORIES – bf!nishimura riki x fem!reader 📎

BF RIKI TEXTS – bf!nishimura riki x fem!reader 📎

MINT CHOCO HATER – non-idol!kim sunoo x fem!reader 🕯️

txt.ᐟ

COLD CONFESSIONS - bsf!choi beomgyu x fem!reader 🕯️

riize.ᐟ

BF EUNSEOK TEXTS – bf!song eunseok x fem!reader 📎

BF WONBIN TEXTS – bf!park wonbin x fem!reader 📎

BF ANTON TEXTS – bf!lee anton x fem!reader 📎

zb1.ᐟ

BF YUJIN TEXTS - bf!han yujin x fem!reader 📎

piwon.ᐟ

coming soon…

[corvusphilia]

http:corvusphilia !

"ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴡɪɴɢᴇᴅ ɪɴꜱᴇᴄᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴘʏʀᴇ"

... 𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍/𝐑𝐀𝐘 ┆any prns ꔛ 19 years old ౨ৎ ⸝⸝ kyoutani's bf ♡ ┆ just a lil brazilian guy tbh ┆ requests: open !

── 𝐗𝐎𝐗𝐎

🗒꒰⸝⸝₊ RULES ❛ ✧

i write for everyone in haikyuu and all themes except for pedophilia, non-con, yandere, n other stuff like that. nsfw is fine tho :) reader is always gender neutral unless requested/stated otherwise! i delete asks i simply don't want to write and block freely apologies for grammar mistakes! portuguese is my first language

🗒꒰⸝⸝₊ MASTERLIST ❛ ✧

HEADCANONS

— ,, # How they act when they have a crush (Karasuno)

DRABBLES

— ,, # Asking you out (Oikawa, Kuroo, Atsumu)

— ,, # Sad reader pretending to be happy (Oikawa, Kuroo, Tsukishima)

— ,, # Skin Pressed Against Me Tight (Keishin Ukai x AFAB! Reader Smut)

— ,, # God, I'm So Lovesick, What Have You Done To Me? (Atsumu Miya x GN! Reader)

— ,, # Boyfriend Material (Akinori Konoha x GN! Reader)

— ,, # Pussydrunk (Bokuto Koutaro x AFAB! Reader Smut)

MOST (TO LEAST) LIKELY

— ,, # Most likely to have a crush on an alternative person

[elsbunny]

# MASTERLIST

vi (arcane)

🐇 vi’s alphabet (nsfw)

🎀 gf!vi with a size kink (nsfw under cut)

ellie williams

🐰 gf!ellie w hyper!fem reader

abby anderson

🩰 abs with a pillow princess gf

shin ryujin

📒 smau - the big bang theory

[rosevie]

Crossed Paths. Nicholas A. Chavez ( masterlist ) ⊹₊⟡⋆

Nicholas Chavez X childhoodfriendf!reader

Summary: Since childhood, Nicholas and Luna always knew there was something special between them. Whether it was while playing stupid jokes together or even skipping school class to play video games, their connection was undeniable. However, over time, they drifted apart. While she became a respected history teacher in New York City, he followed his own path as an actor, seeking his place in the spotlight. As their lives take unexpected turns, fate ensures they stay connected, revealing that sometimes, the paths we choose always lead us back to those we love.

Contains: Friends to lovers, fluff, healthy relationship, insecurity, anxiety, angst, sexual content! throughout the story, mentions od violence, past memories, nicholas being adorable and fun, luna being quiet and kind, more information about it will be added.

Author's note: This story will feature several topics and that's why I chose to describe it a little before putting in key words related to the content, after all we will follow the relationship of two people who know each other but live in completely different realities. Another point is that I will base the school schedules on my experience here in Brazil, as unfortunately I don't know what schools are like in the United States, I hope this doesn't hinder your appreciation of my story :)

❛ And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle that can't be defeated. ❜ — AVICII. WAITING FOR LOVE

Prologue — 22/12...(will be post on 23/12 I had an unexpected event in the family 😓)

Chapter I — 27/12...

Chapter II — coming soon...

Chapter III — coming soon...

Chapter IV — coming soon...

last header by @kodaswrld 💋

[poksmimi]

★ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐒

★ CHAPTERS masterlist

note; chapters will be added once I post a certain amount, summaries will be added when I am working on the current chapter.

· chapterone; the wedding and the garden

↑ summary; visiting the king leads to your future life, bethroned and having a safe place.

· chaptertwo; the witch's stars

↑ summary; a guest comes over and it's beautiful night, you meet your bestfriend again.

· chapterthree; ceremony of the dead man

· chapterfour; knowledge and experiencing

· chapterfive; the liege's frustration

· chaptersix; the ball of liyue

(more will be added once I post chapter four)

[kittywhimsical]

୨ৎ finn wolfhard masterlist !

₊˚⊹♡ "your my, my, my, my kind of woman."

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[verstapwn]

MY MASTERLIST back to navigation.

SUPER RICH KIDS. #. . . smau fic.

Red Bull's rich girl & Red Bull's golden boy are dating and everyone’s surprised.

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

nothing here yet. . .

[sqyyadina]

_ hush my darling, you're here with me! 𝅄 ׁ ˳🫧 .

⃟🔪 ˑ dead by daylight ꒱ ۫ ᬊ.

anna, the huntress _ nsfw alphabet котенок _ anna, the huntress x reader. (sfw)

 ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧  the conjuring ♱  ⋆⸜

a joint prayer _ lorraine warren x reader (sfw)

𖥔 ݁ ˖ dune ☀︎⋆.ೃ࿔*⋆。˚

how much sand can a hand hold? _ lady jessica x reader (nsfw) chapter 2 , sand. (sfw)

𓈒   ⏜       ˚   ࣪ 𓈒 other nerdy stuffs! ⟡ 🪐

you make my whole world go 'round _ emilia harcourt x reader (nsfw)

[sweeterlovers]

AUTUMN FORMULA ONE FIC EVENT

𐙚 - smau

ᡣ𐭩 - written

✧˖° - head cannons

frat boy reincarnate / logan sargeant 𐙚

stars hollow / carlos sainz 𐙚

no trick only treats / sebastian vettel 𐙚

couple halloween costumes they would do ✧˖°

literal scream / lance stroll 𐙚 + ᡣ𐭩

downtown girl / lando norris 𐙚

melting the ice / kimi räikkönen ᡣ𐭩

sweet as pie / charles leclerc ᡣ𐭩

maxxxine / george russell 𐙚

scaredy cat / max verstappen 𐙚

the true fall experience / oscar piastri 𐙚

woody and bo peep / pierre gasly 𐙚

(american) football / arthur leclerc 𐙚

[bjhlvr]

— MASTERLIST

all my works will be here <3

suggestive ( 🖇️ ) ; smut ( 🤍 ) ; fluff ( 🧺 ) ; angst ( 🩹 )

⟢ red velvet

ot5: color of love 🧺

irene: nothing here yet. . .

seulgi: nothing here yet. . .

wendy: nothing here yet. . .

joy: nothing here yet. . .

yeri: nothing here yet. . .

⟢ aespa

ot4: nothing here yet. . .

karina: soft kisses and warm latte 🧺

giselle: nothing here yet. . .

winter: tattoed my heart

ningning: always 🧺

⟢ boynextdoor

ot6: nothing here yet. . .

jaehyun: french lessons 🧺

sungho: nothing here yet. . .

riwoo: strawberry cheesecake 🧺

taesan: bf texts 🧺 ; nice guy 🤍

leehan: iced coffee 🧺

woonhak: nothing here yet. . .

⟢ others

sunghoon bf texts 🧺

jang wonyoung: break up with your boyfriend ( pt.1 ) 🖇️ 🩹

[pearlyfolder]

masterlist !

⸝⸝ HAIKYUU .ᐟ :

SHOYO HINATA

- dating shoyo hinata hcs

⸝⸝ HARRY POTTER :

- nothing here yet !

⸝⸝ JUJUSTU KAISEN :

- nothing here yet!

⸝⸝ RANDOM :

- nothing here yet!

[jungwnies]

TIKTOK TREND WITH YOUR F1 BOYFRIEND | "we listen and we don't judge"

୨ৎ : featuring : max verstappen, lewis hamilton, george russell, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ୨ৎ : synopsis : "we listen and we don't judge" trend

୨ৎ : genre : humor, angsty only if you squint ୨ৎ : tws : light teasing, SLIGHTLY suggestive for lewis and charles ୨ৎ : word count : 3255

୨ masterlist ৎ

ᡣ𐭩 a/n : race weekend !! can't believe lewis is finally breaking up with mercedes :'(

ʚ・max verstappen

you and max were sprawled on the couch after dinner, scrolling through your phone, you came across the "we listen and we don’t judge" trend and turned to max with a mischievous grin.

“max, we’re doing something,” you announced, setting your phone down.

he raised an eyebrow. “what now?”

“it’s this trend. i’ll say ‘we listen and we don’t judge,’ and you have to confess something funny or random you’ve kept from me. then it’s my turn. we go back and forth, no getting mad. deal?”

he smirked, clearly intrigued. “sounds dangerous. but alright, i’m in.”

you grinned. “okay. we listen, and we don’t judge.”

max leaned back, rubbing his chin like he was deep in thought. “alright... sometimes, when you’re not around, i watch rom-coms. and yes, i cry a little.”

your jaw dropped, and you smacked his arm lightly. “you cry? you don’t even tear up during sad movies with me!”

“no judging!” he reminded you, laughing. “your turn.”

you sighed, biting back a smile. “okay. we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes when i say i’m folding laundry, i’m actually just lying on the bed scrolling on my phone.”

max blinked, a laugh bubbling out of him. “seriously? i knew it took you way too long to fold a few shirts!”

“no judging!” you shot back, grinning. “your turn.”

he grinned, leaning in a little. “we listen, and we don’t judge… i told you i’d stop eating stroopwafels late at night, but i have a secret stash in the garage.”

you gasped dramatically. “the garage? max!”

“you said no judging,” he said smugly. “your turn.”

you rolled your eyes, stifling a laugh. “okay. we listen, and we don’t judge… remember when your favorite hoodie ‘got lost’? i actually stole it, and it’s hidden in my closet.”

his eyes narrowed, though he couldn’t hide his grin. “so that’s where it went! i’ve been looking for it for months!”

“it’s comfy!” you defended. “last one, your turn.”

max smirked. “we listen, and we don’t judge… when i say i’m working late at the simulator, half the time i’m just watching motorsport documentaries.”

you stared at him, stunned. “max!”

he laughed, throwing an arm around you. “hey, at least i’m consistent. no judging, remember?”

“fine,” you muttered, shaking your head but smiling. “you’re lucky you’re cute.”

ʚ・lewis hamilton

it was a rare, lazy afternoon at home with lewis, the two of you stretched out on the couch with no obligations for the day. you were scrolling through your phone when a trending couples game caught your attention. immediately, you knew lewis would make this hilarious.

“lewis,” you said, nudging his arm.

he turned to you, smirking. “what is it now?”

“we’re playing a game. it’s called ‘we listen and we don’t judge.’ i’ll say that, and you have to confess something funny or random you’ve been hiding. then it’s my turn. but no getting mad.”

his smirk deepened, clearly intrigued. “no getting mad? sounds like this might end in trouble.”

“just go with it,” you said, grinning. “you’re up first. we listen, and we don’t judge.”

he leaned back, tapping his chin like he was debating the perfect confession. “alright… we listen, and we don’t judge. i once borrowed your face cream, and now i’m low-key addicted to your skincare routine.”

you blinked at him, your jaw dropping. “you’re the reason i keep running out so fast?”

he grinned sheepishly. “your stuff’s top tier. what can i say?”

“unbelievable.” you shook your head, but you couldn’t stop laughing. “fine, my turn. we listen, and we don’t judge... i sometimes hide the remote under the couch cushion when you won’t stop flipping channels.”

his mouth fell open in mock shock. “that’s why i can never find it?!”

“no judging!” you reminded him, biting back a laugh.

“alright, alright,” he said, sitting up straighter. “we listen, and we don’t judge... when i say i’m texting toto, sometimes i’m actually looking at old pictures of roscoe.”

you couldn’t help but burst out laughing. “roscoe’s been getting all the attention while i’ve been sitting here, huh?”

“he’s my boy,” lewis said with a shrug, a proud grin on his face. “your turn.”

you smirked, thinking for a moment. “we listen, and we don’t judge... i may or may not have eaten the last slice of cake and blamed it on you forgetting it in the fridge.”

he pointed at you, his eyes wide. “you did that? i thought i was losing my mind!”

“no judging!” you said, giggling.

“fine,” he said, shaking his head but laughing. “last one. we listen, and we don’t judge... i keep your voice notes on my phone and listen to them when—”

before he could finish, you grabbed a pillow and smacked him with it. “lewis!”

he was already cracking up, raising his hands in surrender. “you said no judging!”

“and you’re breaking the rules of decency!” you shot back, hitting him again as he laughed harder.

he eventually grabbed the pillow from you, pulling you into his lap. “you’re lucky i love you. even if you ate my cake.”

“you’re lucky i love you,” you teased back, resting your forehead against his. “even if roscoe gets all your attention.”

ʚ・george russell

it was one of those chill evenings at home, where neither of you had any pressing plans. george was scrolling through his phone, half paying attention to whatever was on tv, when you suddenly sat up with a mischievous grin.

“george,” you started, already giggling.

he glanced over, instantly suspicious. “what have i done now?”

“nothing… yet. but we’re playing a game,” you said. “it’s called ‘we listen and we don’t judge.’ we take turns confessing random, stupid things, and the other person can’t get mad or judge.”

he narrowed his eyes, clearly trying not to laugh. “this sounds like a trap.”

“it’s not a trap!” you promised. “come on, i’ll start. we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes, when you’re out, i play f1 23 just so i can crash your car and watch it fly into the barriers.”

his jaw dropped. “my car?! my poor car! how could you?”

“no judging!” you reminded him, grinning. “your turn.”

he sighed dramatically, shaking his head. “alright, fine. we listen, and we don’t judge… once, when you were in the shower, i tried on your slippers, and honestly? i get why you love them so much. they’re so soft.”

you stared at him, stunned, before bursting into laughter. “you mean to tell me you’ve been walking around in my fluffy bunny slippers?”

“not walking,” he said defensively. “just… trying them on.”

“sure,” you said, still laughing. “okay, my turn. we listen, and we don’t judge… one time, i accidentally shrunk your favorite sweater in the wash and blamed it on the dryer.”

george’s eyes went wide. “that was you?! i thought i’d bulked up!”

“no judging!” you said quickly, holding back another laugh. “your turn.”

he leaned back, a mischievous grin on his face. “we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes, when you’re asleep, i watch those weird, satisfying carpet-cleaning videos on youtube.”

you blinked at him, trying not to laugh. “you’re telling me you’re out here binge-watching carpet scrubbing at 2 a.m.?”

“they’re oddly relaxing!” he said with mock indignation. “your turn.”

you smirked. “we listen, and we don’t judge… i stole one of your racing socks once because i couldn’t find mine, and i still have it.”

“oh, so that’s why i’ve been missing one sock this whole time!” he said, pointing at you dramatically.

“you weren’t supposed to notice!”

george laughed, pulling you into his arms. “this game is wild, but now i’m going to look at my socks, slippers, and sweaters very differently. also, we’re getting you your own racing socks.”

ʚ・carlos sainz

it was one of those laid-back evenings, the two of you lounging on the couch, tiktok videos filling the quiet air between laughs. carlos had his phone propped up on the armrest, both of you scrolling through videos. when you came across one of those “we listen and we don’t judge” videos, your eyes lit up.

“we should do that,” you said, grinning at him.

carlos raised an eyebrow, leaning closer. “tú y yo? (you and me?) i don’t know… are you sure you’re ready for my confessions?”

you crossed your arms and smirked. “oh, please. i bet you have nothing on me.”

“alright then,” he said, locking his phone and turning fully toward you. “we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes, when you ask me to fix something around the house, i pretend i don’t know how so you’ll do it.”

you stared at him, wide-eyed. “carlos! you’ve been faking it?”

“no judging!” he said, smirking back at you, completely unfazed. “your turn.”

you shook your head in disbelief but couldn’t help but laugh. “fine. we listen, and we don’t judge… i once took a picture of your car keys just so i could send it to you and pretend i had your keys when i’d lost mine.”

his eyes widened. “wait, so you’ve been using my keys to trick me into thinking you didn’t lose yours?!”

“yeah, well… no judging!” you said, grinning.

carlos leaned back, shaking his head with a soft laugh. “okay, we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes, when you get me to help you clean, i do half the work and then take a break to watch racing highlights on my phone.”

you stared at him for a moment before bursting out laughing. “you’re literally cleaning with one hand and watching f1 with the other?”

“isn’t that multitasking?” he said, shrugging with a teasing grin. “your turn.”

you rolled your eyes, but your lips couldn’t stop smiling. “we listen, and we don’t judge… i’ve been secretly eating your chocolate stash. and no, i don’t plan to stop.”

carlos leaned toward you, pretending to be shocked. “¿qué? (what?) you’ve been stealing my chocolate? that’s it, i’m hiding it next time!”

you giggled, shrugging innocently. “no judging!”

carlos pulled you closer, laughing softly. “alright, alright. you’ve won this round, but next time, i’m keeping my keys—and my chocolate—locked up.”

you smirked, resting your head on his shoulder. “no judgment, remember?”

ʚ・charles leclerc

charles was sitting at the piano, playing casually, while you were scrolling through tiktok. you stumbled across the "we listen and we don’t judge" trend and couldn't resist showing him.

“amour, look at this. we should try it.”

he looked up from the keys, a playful grin on his face. “what is it? another tiktok trend i’ll regret?”

you showed him the video. “it’s a confession game. we take turns sharing things we’ve kept secret, and the other person can’t judge. we listen and we don’t judge.”

he raised an eyebrow. “you know i’m already regretting this, right mon amour?”

you laughed. “don’t be dramatic. we listen and we don’t judge.”

“alright, alright,” he said, stretching. “i'll go first…we listen, and we don’t judge… i used all your shampoo in the shower once, and when i realized it was nearly empty, i just told you it was already like that, so i threw it out while i was cleaning.”

you blinked, looking surprised. “charles! and you didn't even buy more!”

charles laughed. “at least i put it in the recycling, right?”

“no judgment…i guess." you chuckled, shaking your head. "alright, your my. but i’m keeping track of this, and i'm checking how much shampoo is left every time i get in the shower!”

you take a deep breath before giving him a cheeky grin, “okay, we listen, and we don’t judge… when i told you i knew how to cook that fancy dinner, i was actually watching youtube tutorials the whole time. i burnt it twice, so i just pretended i forgot and ordered something instead.”

charles burst out laughing. “i knew it! it tasted too good to be true. so, you’ve been secretly lying to me this whole time?”

you shrugged innocently. “we listen, we don’t judge.”

he raised his hands in surrender. “fine, no judgment.”

then, he leaned in a little closer, his grin turning slightly mischievous. “okay, last one, but don’t judge, alright amour? i… sometimes fantasize about you in that dress you wore the other night… and how it’d look when you—”

“shut up, charles!” you cut him off, quickly throwing a pillow at him. “don’t say that out loud!”

charles just laughed harder, hands up in defense. “what? you said we listen and we don’t judge!”

“i didn’t say you could be that honest!” you shot back, laughing as you tried to grab the pillow back.

he grabbed it first, pulling you closer and holding you in his arms. “you’re lucky i love you, even when you’re stealing my shampoo.”

you grinned, leaning your forehead against his. “you’re lucky i love you, even when you make me blush with your terrible flirting.”

charles winked. “i’ll take that as a compliment.”

ʚ・lando norris

you and lando were sprawled on the couch, both scrolling through tiktok when you came across the “we listen and we don’t judge” trend. you smirked, nudging him.

“hey, this looks fun. we should do it,” you said.

lando glanced at the screen, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. “oh, i’m so in. i’ve got a few things i’ve been meaning to get off my chest.”

you laughed, knowing this could get interesting. “alright, we listen, and we don’t judge.”

lando immediately sat up straighter, ready to spill. “okay, okay. i’ve got one. we listen, and we don’t judge… i’ve been telling you i’m really good at making spaghetti, but the truth is, i just pour sauce over it and hope for the best. i don’t actually know how to cook it properly.”

you stared at him. “wait, you’ve been lying about being a chef this whole time?”

lando shrugs, looking way too proud of himself. “hey, it works. you still like it, don’t you?”

you couldn’t help but laugh. “i don’t even know what to say to that. you’re like a pasta fraud.”

he leaned back, looking smug. “i’ve never been caught, so it’s all good.”

“alright, my turn,” you said, smirking. “we listen, and we don’t judge… i once accidentally ate all your leftover pizza and just left the box in the fridge like nothing happened. i thought you wouldn’t notice.”

lando’s eyes widened. “noooooo, you didn’t! you ate the pizza and didn’t even say anything?”

you nodded, trying not to laugh. “yep. i was hungry.”

he rubbed his temples. “this is worse than the spaghetti. at least i knew what i was doing with that!”

“hey, we don’t judge,” you shot back.

lando paused, looking like he was trying to think of something equally embarrassing to share. “alright, alright. this one’s a good one. we listen, and we don’t judge… sometimes when i’m on facetime with you, i don’t really pay attention. i just let you talk while i’m scrolling through instagram or playing games. but i’m good at pretending like i’m listening.”

you stared at him, wide-eyed. “what? no way. so all those times i thought you were listening to me, you were just—what? ignoring me?”

he winced, shrugging. “i mean, yeah. but i still love you, i promise! i’m just multitasking.”

“lando!” you threw a pillow at him. “i can’t believe you! that’s a whole new level of rude.”

he ducked, still laughing. “we listen, and we don’t judge!”

you rolled your eyes. “yeah, well, i’m judging. big time.”

then you paused, smirking. “fine. one more. we listen, and we don’t judge… i once tried to sneakily eat all your chocolate bars, but i was so obvious about it that you caught me before i even finished.”

lando couldn’t help but laugh. “what?! you didn’t even hide it well?”

you shrugged. “i panicked, okay? i thought i could get away with it.”

“i can’t with you,” he said, shaking his head in disbelief. “you’re lucky i love you, even though you’re a snack thief and a liar.”

you grinned. “i’m lucky you love me, even though you can’t even cook spaghetti properly.”

he smirked. “you’re lucky i still cook for you, pizza thief.”

ʚ・oscar piastri

you and oscar were curled up on the sofa in your shared apartment, mindlessly scrolling through tiktok. a video popped up showcasing the "we listen and we don't judge" trend, and you nudged oscar with your elbow.

"hey, this looks fun," you said, grinning. "we should do it."

oscar, his eyes still glued to his phone, shrugged. "sure, why not?" he replied, a hint of amusement in his voice. "though i can't imagine having any confessions that are that scandalous."

"oh, you'd be surprised," you teased, raising an eyebrow. "everyone has secrets, oscar."

he chuckled, finally tearing his gaze away from the screen. "alright, let's do it. we listen, and we don't judge."

you took a deep breath, a mischievous glint in your eye. "okay, here goes. we listen, and we don't judge… i may have 'accidentally' shrunk your favorite mclaren hoodie in the wash. like, significantly."

oscar's eyes widened in horror. "you what?!" he exclaimed, leaping off the couch to inspect the damage. "not the hoodie with the papaya stripe! that was vintage!"

you winced, trying to hide your amusement. "it was an accident! i swear! i must have mixed up the settings on the washing machine."

he held up the shrunken garment, now more suitable for a toddler than a formula 1 driver. "y/n, this looks like something a chihuahua would wear!"

you burst out laughing. "okay, okay, i messed up. but hey, maybe it'll make a comeback as a crop top?" you joked, trying to lighten the mood.

oscar sighed, but a smile tugged at the corner of his lips. "alright, alright. my turn. we listen, and we don't judge… i may have accidentally reversed your car into the mailbox last week."

your jaw dropped. "what?! the mailbox that's now leaning at a 45-degree angle? that was you?!"

he cringed. "yeah, about that… i was in a bit of a rush, and i may have misjudged the distance."

"misjudged the distance?" you repeated incredulously. "oscar, you're a formula 1 driver! you judge distances for a living!"

he shrugged sheepishly. "everyone makes mistakes, okay? besides, it's not like i crashed an actual race car."

you shook your head, still in disbelief. "this is unbelievable. what's next, are you going to admit you can't actually cook?"

oscar's eyes widened, and he quickly changed the subject. "okay, your turn! let's hear another confession."

you smirked, knowing you had him on the ropes. "alright, fine. we listen, and we don't judge… i may have pretended to like your favorite band just to impress you when we first started dating."

he gasped dramatically. "you mean you don't actually enjoy listening to that obscure australian rock band?"

you cringed. "okay, maybe 'enjoy' is a strong word. but i've grown to appreciate them… sort of."

oscar burst out laughing. "this is too good! i can't believe you've been faking it this whole time!"

you playfully punched his arm. "hey, at least i tried! besides, it's not like you haven't exaggerated your cooking skills."

he grinned, pulling you closer. "touché. well, i guess we're both full of surprises."

you snuggled into his side, still chuckling. "yeah, i guess we are. but hey, at least we can be honest with each other, right?"

"absolutely," he agreed, kissing your forehead. "we listen, and we don't judge… mostly."

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୨ৎ you noticed me (fluff, some angst, nsfw) LONG FIC

୨ৎ talk baby (fluff, angst, nsfw) LONG FIC

୨ৎ to be known (fluff, angst, nsfw) LONG FIC

୨ৎ promise (fluff, angst, nsfw) LONG FIC / halloween special!

୨ৎ a million more novembers (fluff, slight nsfw) MINI FIC / anniversary special!