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intensitystoner · 2 years ago
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– Until I was yours, I was not free – 
She thought at first that she was seeing a twin or a clone, perhaps hallucinating or having a wishful vision in someone vaguely similar. The man under suspicion was one of the free, walking slowly along the main path and immersed in a light-mooded chatter with his companion. His deep-set eyes a faded shade of teal, his face lean and shadowed around the cheeks. His hair dark and wavy, chin-length at most, loosely combed back to introduce a remarkable forehead. The attire he wore fit the environment: an elegantly collared jacket all free men wore, unique in some subtle traits like each other one. The shirt under it ran up the entire length of his neck, like he enjoyed suffocating in the scorching, stuffy air of the market. 
Only after several steps with the walking rod in his left hand did she notice him limping. What battle had he just recently emerged from, if he wasn't being hunted? 
By the end of her observation, she wondered if he was deaf or a coward. Or just his usual cunning self? He was namely ignorant to her angered calls over the crowd from a row away. And his well kempt appearance had induced a great deal of rage in her to tug on her groaning chains. Her ruckus awoke startled attention in her immediate surroundings. 
And he, he bent to his companion, a somewhat shorter, elderly man, sharing a delightful story that his widely gesturing hands had just remembered. 
Her vengeful snarls at his distant form earned her a punch on the jaw from a metal rod, and crude, foreign scolding from a captor. Her temper was heated, so she spat her rapidly accumulating blood into the intruder's face in the middle of his crudely scolding sentence. 
Her voice – and breath – faltered as she was kicked by a spiked metal boot on the ribs in response, her balance quickly overthrown and sending her onto her knees. The cuffs attaching all four of her limbs onto the pedestal didn't allow her to reel away from the continuing assault. The thin linen tunic didn't yield protection. The cracked pride she had trusted in proved to be frail against the unexpected occurrence, and she kept on calling for the first familiar face she had seen in an eternity, even while her eyes shut and her jaw clenched from the pain: her voice alone clung onto the possibility, which she hadn’t even noticed growing in her awareness. She barely noted her tone turning to pleading from the challenge she had thrown towards him at the beginning. 
Other captors held back her attacker before her demeanour could have been damaged significantly. When the brawl dragged out and increased the audience, the older man’s attention was drawn to her first among other passers-by, a hand on his partner’s arm modestly requesting a break in the flow of words. The green-grey eyes then turned to look as well; though her glare attempted to bore into his through the curtain of her hair, they swept over her urging gaze without a sign of recognition, more amused by the bicker that the captors were now having over the maiden’s head. He had his wit ready for a quietly shared comment on it, which made the older man chuckle along. As he responded to the older man's curious mumbling while staring at the ruckus, the familiarity in his arched eyebrows and pouting lips grew certainty inside her. Her voice was abandoning her as she called for him in vain. And then his polite touch on the shoulders guided his companion away from the appalling incident. She stared at his back through her tangled locks with a force that meant to toss him, kick him, burn him up, but the notion never reached, and she feared that he had just taken a piece away from her with himself: her sanity perhaps, or her faith. In what? People? Friendship? Alliance? Destiny? The future? She had plenty of time left here to figure it out, it seemed. 
She'd been captive for some months now, maybe. Captive, yes, and not what her fellow sufferers were called. She was stranded on this planet, wasn't sure what realm; she'd been swept here among hundreds of that planet's people, after the borderland she defended had fallen against the forces invading from outer space. While being carried in chains to the victorious foreign homeland, something unknown tore the ship apart, and she fell in here helplessly after a lengthy tumble through space, for her exhausted body to be found and restrained before she would even come to herself. For her to be exhibited on sale for the pleasure of the local folk. 
She'd never lost a battle before. Then again, Asgard had never been late with reinforcements either. Heimdall had never failed to open the Bifrost. She'd been wondering ever since whether her decision to assault boldly, counting on Asgard's help in this pathetic way had earned her shame great enough for exile. Whether the decision came from the fake Odin that had sent her away when it occurred she was no fool like the others. Whether anyone else knew. Whether she had been announced dead back home, or she'd been proclaimed unworthy to set foot into the land of gods. Whether the land was coping well under the self-righteous trickster's false reign. 
And now, even more questions. And the blackest one: whether she really came from what she remembered, or she'd been here since the birth of the Universe, to stay until its last light flickered out.
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allpiesforourown · 1 month ago
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I never really do this, but I mostly wanted to let you know you're my favorite SVSSS blog here. You've got all of the characters dead on as far as characterization goes and your AUs are hilarious and super fun. It's nice to have someone that doesn't just remember the fandom version of things. That being said: what's your least favorite part of the story, for curiosity's sake?
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Hehe thank youuuuu
My least fav part was definitely the vague way they handled Qiu Haitang's end?? Like every other characters got their plot holes wrapped up (Yue qingyuan got to apologize, airplanes story was finished how he wanted, etc) and then for Qiu Haitang's character we just got... this line
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I literally remember jerking in place, going "huh???? she died????", going back to the chapter and needing to reread it again and finding this
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DUDE. You can't go "oh we'll just assume she's dead" with two small paragraphs to kill her off
And honestly I think there could have been a lot of depth to her character. The first time I read svsss, obviously I hated her for her braindead "we treated our slaves nicely, why would shen jiu do that!" take.
But after reading and rereading scum villain so many times I've realized she's another victim of Qiu Jianluo's..
In Shen Jiu's extra we read this:
If Haitang married Shen Jiu, she wouldn't need to leave, and she'd still rely on their family for food, clothes, and money. It would be as good as not marrying her off in the first place. The plan had no flaws, other than the fact that matching her with Shen Jiu was a bit like letting a toad get a taste of some sumptuous swan meat.
Like what the fuck!! He manipulated his sister into being engaged to their slave so that she would remain dependant on him!! That kind of obsessiveness is not normal and I want to know what other things he did to make her end up in her place.
And there's the fact that Shen Jiu did genuinely consider Qiu Haitang someone he cared for, to the point he was very close to Yingying due to their similarity
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Can you imagine her point of view of how things went down? Can you imagine having all he men in your house murdered, having your house burned down when you're a YOUNG GIRL, finding out it was your FIANCE that did it, and spending years hunting him down to get revenge for your family? And then right when she thought she was getting justice for her brother, she found out all along her brother was the bad guy.
Like holy shit her reaction to finding out the truth about what happened was THIS:
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Give me a Qiu Haitang extra !!!!! I want to know more!! What did she think of her engagement to Shen Jiu? Did she think she was helping him out of slavehood? Where did she search for Shen Jiu all those years? How did she start working with the palace master and what lies did he tell her? What did she do after finding out the truth?? I refuse to accept "she probably died" as her end!!
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secretsolarsystem · 2 years ago
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Same age Jedi-Obi and hidden Sith-Ani meet in their teens when Nabooian Queen’s ship crashes on Tattooine. Ani is not thrilled at how Obi is treated by Qui-Gon regarding the Padawan’s “bad feelings” and his connection to the Unified Force. The young Sith has taken a shine to Obi and has decided to keep him.
bestie!!! this one had me thinking and scheming and concocting and I really hope you like what I came up with hehe <3
canon-divergent, same age au, Anakin was found by Sidious on Tatooine, padawan!Obi-Wan, 2.2k
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Tatooine was not a friendly place. The relentless suns and unforgiving desert were not kind. Why would they be? Why would the suns or the dunes care for feelings of mere lifeforms? Why would they not do what they do best – heat the sand that house creatures and allows scant plants to grow – because people felt uncomfortable?
The people of Tatooine were hardly any better. They did not trust, they did not offer an open hand, they hardly even spared a glance unless it was a sneer. And why should they? Why should they trust, help, or regard anyone on a planet controlled by a gang who enslaved, who killed, who turned neighbors against each other and made sure no one could succeed or thrive without it being at the expense of others?
Growing up, Anakin only had three people in this life: his mother, Shmi; his owner, Watto; and his friend, Kitster. To have a mother and a friend were a blessing, the only kindness the desert had ever given him. He was not and would never be grateful for his time as a slave, but he was at least fortunate enough to have been born into it and born a son. It was the only way he’d gotten to have a mother at all, most likely.
He’d had another friend, too, once – although, Anakin saw him more as the father he’d never had. He was a senator from Naboo, an old man named Palpatine who’d wandered into Watto’s shop one day with a kind smile on his face. He’d talked with Anakin as he worked on a busted speeder, asking him about his life and telling him all about Naboo. A slaveless world, a world with cool rushing waters rather than cruel endless desert. A place of prosperity, of generosity, of peace, of freedom.
“Should the whole galaxy not follow Naboo’s example, Anakin?”
Of course it should. Anakin envied Naboo and similar planets. He envied them so much he hated not only the Hutts and masters of Tatooine, but the wealthy and influential people of every planet. Where were they? What were they doing with their power?
Before he left, Palpatine showed him the power Anakin possessed. The way he could easily kill his oppressors and force others to help him bringing peace, freedom, justice, and security to the galaxy. The way he could preserve order and not only make things the way he should be, but keep them that way.
But he could only do so much, now. That’s what Palpatine had told him. “I am your master now, my boy, should you choose to follow my teachings. But you will not be my slave, for I will give you unlimited power to use at your disposal, so long as it serves our shared vision for the galaxy. Kill your owner, free yourself and your mother, but remain here. It is the only way I can safely train you. When the time is right, you will kill the Hutts and we will rid the galaxy of all its oppressors.”
What was Anakin going to do? Say no? Of course not. Of course he said yes, my master. Of course he became Darth Vader.
So now, in the present, Vader still had three people in his life: his mother, Shmi; his friend, Kitster; and his master, Lord Sidious.
That was, until the Force granted him with more friends. One, a handmaiden to the queen of Naboo. Vader was ecstatic to have another Nabooian friend to tell him all about the planet he longed to see. The handmaiden, Padmé Amidala, was a kind woman, just as kind as Palpatine had been.
But Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi apprentice – that was who Vader coveted as more than a friend. Not only was he closer in age to Vader, being only a year older than him, but he was so bright in the Force it was addicting. The man alone was addicting: his toothy grin, his Coruscanti accent, the way he’d wrap his finger around his braid and tug at it when he was deep in thought.
Vader’s Darkness craved to wrap itself around Obi-Wan’s Light, to keep it safe and hidden until it could consume it. Vader wanted to wrap himself around Obi-Wan for very similar reasons.
It was Obi-Wan that made Vader prolong the “fixing” of their damaged ship. They’d come to his shop – formerly Watto’s, the late Watto – asking for parts for the ship, and one look at Obi-Wan and one moment in the presence of the padawan’s Force signature had Vader offering to fix the ship himself. Maybe he would, one day, but the longer it remained inoperable, the longer Obi-Wan stayed.
So, if he was being honest, the only way Vader would fix the ship would be if it meant Padmé and Qui-Gon were to get on it and leave Vader and Obi-Wan to be alone, together.
Or even if it meant only Qui-Gon would leave. Vader did not like Qui-Gon Jinn. Not only was he a master, but he was Obi-Wan’s master, which was even worse.
Yes, Vader had a master of his own, but Sidious did not restrict Vader in the ways that Qui-Gon did Obi-Wan. Vader was encouraged to be emotional and attached, for feeding his anger and possessiveness were the key to harnessing his powers to their fullest potential. Obi-Wan, on the other hand, was instructed to release his emotions to the Force for the sake of balance. He was forbidden to form attachment for the sake of keeping the greater good above any one person.
In other words, it was Qui-Gon Jinn keeping Obi-Wan from returning any feelings of love or obsession or lust towards Vader, and it was Qui-Gon Jinn who wouldn’t let Obi-Wan attach himself to Vader. It didn’t matter how Vader attached to Obi-Wan like a leech, doing all he could to suck out his Light and love and blood; as long as Qui-Gon Jinn was Obi-Wan’s master, it didn’t matter.
It didn’t matter, but Vader still acted like it could matter. Even now as he worked underneath their ship, taking things apart so it would blow smoke and make terrible sounds when they’d try to turn it on tomorrow while Obi-Wan sat nearby reading his book, he couldn’t help but press his ankle to Obi-Wan’s. Vader often did that, making sure some part of them was always touching. And Obi-Wan never shied away, but he didn’t lean into the touches, either. It made Vader preen as much as it made something ugly and dissatisfied unfurl in his chest.
“Oh, Anakin, listen to this,” Obi-Wan said, clearing his throat before reading a passage from his book. It made Vader smile and press his ankle harder against Obi-Wan’s. These moments were everything to Vader; just him and Obi-Wan alone, their bodies – albeit just one part of them – pressed together, Obi-Wan’s voice filling the shop, both of them drenched with sweat as they sipped of Shmi’s homemade pallie juice.
As Vader continued to ruin the ship above him, a voice – Qui-Gon Jinn’s deep, calm, irritating voice – interrupted Obi-Wan’s reading to announce, “We’re leaving.”
Vader cursed loudly as he shot up and banged his head hard on the ship, groaning as he pushed himself out from under his work. He sat up, frowning at Qui-Gon, who was frowning at Obi-Wan, who was also frowning at Qui-Gon.
Vader had wanted to strangle Qui-Gon just for interrupting Obi-Wan’s reading. Now he wanted to kill him. “On what ship?” he asked, quirking up an eyebrow. He even banged the side of it with his tool, letting everyone hear how it made the loosened parts inside rattle around.
Obi-Wan cringed at the sound, but Qui-Gon just met Vader’s glare with his own steady stare. “The queen’s handmaiden has successfully transmitted a message to Naboo, and a ship is already underway to pick us up.”
Vader stood, enraged. “So you’re just going to leave? You owe me a lot of credits for the work I’ve done.” Sure, the work had made the ship worse as an excuse to be with Obi-Wan, but it was work nonetheless.
“The queen has promised to ensure your payment is brought on the ship coming to get us,” Qui-Gon assured, doing nothing to alleviate Vader’s anger. It was hot: they were in a small, crowded shack in the middle of the day on a desert planet with two suns. But it was Vader’s blood that was boiling him from the inside out.
“Has she,” he said through gritted teeth. Vader liked Padmé a whole lot less now, her and her generous queen.
“When are we to leave, Master?” Obi-Wan finally spoke, face set into the neutral expression Vader hated. It meant he was hiding how he really felt, and Vader more often than not saw it whenever Vader got close to getting Obi-Wan to admit to even a semblance of returned attraction.
“Miss Amidala says tomorrow night, at the latest,” Qui-Gon answered, crossing his arms in the sleeves of his robe that was truly too hot to be wearing now. “Be sure you’re packed by then, Padawan.”
“Master,” Obi-Wan spoke, chewing his lip. Vader knew what this meant, too – he’d watched Obi-Wan enough to know all his tells. He was about to tell Qui-Gon something he knew was going to get shut down. It made Vader’s anger only grow, and ugly thing growing in his chest and stomach. “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Qui-Gon sighed, and it made Vader want to run his hidden ‘saber through his chest. How anyone could dare to act annoyed by Obi-Wan interacting with them only proved to Vader that the galaxy truly was out of order. “How so?”
“I just…I do not feel it’s time to leave. I fear terrible things will happen if we do,” Obi-Wan said, wringing his hands so he wouldn’t grab for his braid.
Obi-Wan was right feel this way. It was bad for him to leave Vader. Something bad would happen. Vader would find a way to hunt them down and he would kill Qui-Gon Jinn and maybe even Padmé and her queen – anyone who dared to take his Obi-Wan away.
“All will be well, Obi-Wan,” Qui-Gon dismissed as he turned for the door. “You will see in the morning.” And with that, he left. And with him leaving, Vader rushed forward, grabbing Obi-Wan’s arm.
“You really feel bad about leaving?” he asked, knowing that wasn’t quite how it’d been phrased.
Finally reaching up to tug at his braid, Obi-Wan turned his blue, blue eyes to look into Vader’s with a worried nod. “Master Qui-Gon is right, though. All will probably be well.”
“I won’t,” Vader said, tightening his grip on Obi-Wan. “I won’t be well at all if you go.”
Frowning in confusion, Obi-Wan dropped his braid. “What?”
“Obi-Wan, if you don’t want to leave, then don’t. Don’t leave me, not if you don’t have to,” he said.
With a sigh he must have learned from his master, Obi-Wan shook his head. “Anakin-”
“I believe you.”
Obi-Wan blinked at him. “You…believe me?”
“I do,” Vader pushed, bringing up his other hand just to have both of them on Obi-Wan. “If you say it’s a bad idea, then I believe you. I trust you, Obi-Wan. Qui-Gon doesn’t.”
“He- He’s just helping me to trust the Force, is all.”
Scoffing, Vader shook his head. “And what is giving you these feelings, if not the Force? If you ignore them, Obi-Wan, are you not ignoring the Force?” Obi-Wan opened and closed his mouth several times, and when he didn’t answer, an idea came to Vader’s mind – one he’d considered before but never felt emboldened enough to actually suggest.
But now, with a doubtful Obi-Wan and a desperation clawing through his chest and his master tugging on their bond in encouragement, Vader spoke the words: “Stay, Obi-Wan. I can teach you more than he ever could.”
Frown deepening, Obi-Wan made to pull his arm away, but couldn’t escape Vader’s grip. “What do you mean, Anakin?”
Breathing rapidly, Anakin shook his head again. “I can explain it later, when you stay, but I can teach you to trust yourself and the Force, the way that I trust you.”
It was a long shot. Obi-Wan would have to leave everything behind to live on the hottest, most unforgiving planet. But, Vader knew, once his master called for them, when the time came, Vader would put Obi-Wan in a palace where he’d never want for anything. He’d do anything to make sure Obi-Wan never felt the way Qui-Gon Jinn made him feel, ever again.
“Anakin, I don’t know-”
Moving his hands to grab Obi-Wan’s shoulders, Vader looked deep into Obi-Wan’s wide, blue eyes. “You do, Obi-Wan. The Force is telling you that you do. And you don’t have to ignore it anymore.” Vader watched as a tear fell down Obi-Wan’s cheek, though from relief or fear he didn’t know. He didn’t care. He leaned forward and whispered right into Obi-Wan’s ear, “You can have what you want, for once.”
With a shaky breath, Obi-Wan whispered back, “I don’t know what I want. I’ve never been allowed to want.”
Hiding his smile in Obi-Wan’s temple, Vader closed his eyes, inhaling the scent of Obi-Wan’s hair and his sweat. “That’s alright, Obi-Wan. I’ll show you what you want.”
Vader held onto Obi-Wan as he tried taking deep, calming breaths, surely considering his options. I’ll show you want you want, Vader vowed, and I’ll give it to you, too.
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nekomacheercaptain · 2 years ago
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。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆*゚¨゚゚・* Multifandom writing 。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆*゚¨゚゚・*
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Hello!
You can call me Cheer, and I am a 24 y/o Scandinavian student who obsesses over fictional characters so much that I have to write fanfiction to be a bit calmer and to find some comfort in life hehe so it'll mostly be reader x character.
I write for One Piece, Demon Slayer, my hero academia and Attack on Titan. For now, I mostly focus on One Piece
I am a blog with mature content, so I'm asking minors to not interact.
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。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆゚¨゚゚・Topics 。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆゚¨゚゚・
I won't write:
Ships (unless it's polyamorous)
Anything discriminatory
Anything sexual involving minors
Any of the sexual themes below
NSFW for anonymous requests, I have to be able to see your age
Age play ☆ age regression ☆ cheating ☆ food play ☆ gun play ☆ incest ☆ knife play ☆ omegaverse ☆ pee / golden shower ☆ scat ☆ temperature play
I will write:
Angst
Romantic relationships (both monogamous and poly)
Platonic relationships
Modern AU or other types of AUs
Family
Headcanons
Scenarios
Sexual themes (list below)
Age gap ☆ anal ☆ BDSM ☆ begging ☆ biting ☆ body swap ☆ bondage ☆ breeding kink ☆ choking ☆ CNC ☆ creampie ☆ cuckolding ☆ daddy/mommy kink ☆ degradation ☆ dirty talk ☆ dom/sub dynamic ☆ double penetration ☆ dub-con ☆ facesitting ☆ femdom/dominatrix ☆ fingering/handjob ☆ fuckbuddies ☆ gagging ☆ hair pulling ☆ humiliation ☆ impact play ☆ impregnation ☆ lingerie ☆ masturbation (alone or mutual) ☆ marking ☆ mirror sex ☆ master/sex slave ☆ nipple play ☆ oral sex ☆ orgasm control ☆ orgy ☆ overstimulation/oversensitivity ☆ period sex ☆ phone sex ☆ polyamory ☆ power dynamic (except student/teacher) ☆ praise kink ☆ public sex ☆ rimming ☆ rough sex ☆ sex pollen ☆ 69 ☆ size kink/difference ☆ somnophilia ☆ squirting ☆ Toys ☆ virginity (losing or taking) ☆ voyeurism
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。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆゚¨゚゚・ Characters 。+.。☆゚:;。+゚☆゚¨゚゚・
These are characters I will write:
One Piece
Ace ☆ Aokiji ☆ Bartolomeo ☆ Corazon ☆ Crocodile ☆ Doflamingo ☆ Eustass Kid ☆ Franky ☆ Fukaboshi ☆Jimbei ☆ Killer ☆ Law ☆ Luffy ☆ Mihawk ☆ Nami ☆ Perona ☆ Rayleigh ☆ Reiju ☆ Robin ☆ Sabo ☆ Sanji ☆ Shakky ☆ Shanks ☆ Usopp ☆ Zoro
Demon Slayer
Douma ☆ Giyuu ☆ Mitsuri ☆ Rengoku ☆ Sanemi ☆ Shinobu ☆ Uzui ☆ Uzui's wives
Attack on Titan
Eren ☆ Erwin ☆ Levi ☆ Mikasa ☆ Reiner ☆ Zeke
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These are characters I won't write:
One Piece
Akainu ☆ Kaido ☆ the Blackbeard pirates
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If you feel like I have left anything out of this list, please feel free to request what you want and I'll let you know wether I'm comfortable or not with it
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binniesthighs · 4 years ago
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multifandom soulmate aus ✨
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soulmate (n): a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.
✨ a/n: hello hello!! today on, “Ro’s self indulgent fics” ehehe i’ve been thinking a lot about some of my favorite kpop besties and how i feel like sometimes in a group, there’s the members who just stick like glue and it’s kinda like they were destined to meet that way! anyway hehe this concept is so fkn cute to me so i wanted to make some poly r-ship headcannons with some of my favorites! 
➛ disclaimer: the pairings that i use are def not all inclusive of all “soulmate” pairings out there, just the ones i know of atm! also, i know some of these groups better than others, so some will be more specific, and others a little more general! 
✨ groups included: stray kids, ateez, the boyz, monsta x, seventeen, txt, bts 
✨ feedback is always appreciated! who’s your favorite?✨
➛maybe if we’re feelin’ spicy i can do a part 2 with the ones i haven’t done yet ;) 
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Pairing: idol x female reader x idol (see fandoms above!) 
Genre: fluff n’ smut
Tags: established r/ship au, poly r-ship, sexual content (the usual stuff also including unprotected sex-please stay safe!) comfort ahhh, mentions of food alcohol  
*all photocreds go to ops :) 
both sfw and nsfw under the snip snip! 
♡ chanlix ♡
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omg where the hell do i start with chanlix we love our cannon soulmates 
arguably the softest fkn pairing on this list; being soulmates with chanlix is like meeting your other halves (thirds?). there’s some serious destiny at work here!! 
the three of you understand each other on a spiritual level--almost to the point where you could likely read their minds if you wanted to try haha. there’s also a really, really strong type of emotional intimacy that you share with them that’s out of this world. 
this soulmate bond is so fkn strong, the three of you could go through any hardships and come out of it stronger than ever! 
the three of you have cute lil nicknames for eachother that you thought up yourselves! 
 your families are close as heck! it’s really pure how by the three of you so many people can get close ahhh 
i think that chanlix would be really into more outdoorsy dates? camping, swimming, hiking, sightseeing, stargazing, picnics etc! felix also loves taking you on food tours! 
bc chan is chan, he really takes on such a protective role over you and felix, he would quite literally do anything for you two: forgot your notebook or documents on the way to work/school? he’ll drop everything to bring them to you. sad? he’ll get you your favorite food, tons of blankets, his hoodie to wear and your favorite movie/tv show to watch with you! if anyone hurts your feelings too he will square tf up. 
felix is the world’s most adoring boyfriend in so, so many ways. not only is he such a cuddle bug, he shows you that he cares with tons of acts of service similar to chan! this comes in the form of his baking of course and other silly little gifts he sees that reminds you of him. he isn’t the best at words sometimes, but will soothe you by giving you a little massage or by playing with your hair! 
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okay...😏 damn i’ve been wanting to write some poly chanlix so fkn bad ahhhh 
once again i really see chan taking the lead in more intimate situations. he really likes giving directions and seeing both you and felix carry them out! honestly he gets a bit of an ego boost seeing the both of you all whiny and fucked out ahhh 
here i come with my softsub!felix agenda oops hehe but this boy is frickin’ angelic for you and chan oml, he always asks for permission before he does things and eats praise up with a fkn spoon. praises alone really get him off: “does lixie like it when i play with his cute cock like this?” 
there’s something that gets the three of you ridiculously amped when you do all kinds of roleplay scenarios FRICK some favorites are pet play (you and lix being the kitties) teacher/student, roleplaying strangers, sex slaves, artist/muse, oh my god there was a halloween where you once did vampire roleplay you still think about it 🤤 
since the three of you are so comfortable with eachother, experimentation feels really safe! for example, the suggestion of shibari came up and now....let’s just say lix looks really pretty tied up ;) 
chan’s got a huuuuge (cock) and size kink!! he really likes topping both you and lix and seeing a bulge omg.... also when he can bulge your throats mmmhm! 
felix loves it especially when you ride his face, and he cold do it for hours! he looks so cute between your legs when he licks over and over your clit. he’ll ask you too if he’s doing good and you better say yes ;) 
favorite position would be all cuddled up and cozy with the two of them double penetrating you real nice and slow with tons of kisses and just touchin’ all over 
cockwarming cockwarming all day, every single time, without fail, it feels wrong if you finish without it! 
♡ woosan  ♡
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idk why but the first thing that comes to my mind is that in certain settings, ya’ll are loud as fuck AHA i guess what i mean to say as that as a trio, you are all super, super unapologetic and confident when around each other! this might have lead to you getting kicked out of a couple bowling alleys and karaoke places before... 
there’s a type of unspoken understanding that the three of you have that makes your bond so special. while you love eachother so dearly, it isn’t something that you really feel needs to be said out loud, it kind of just is! 
woosan are already really clingy on their own and when you come along?? you all can’t keep your hands off each other!! ya know how in movies there’s the whole “hand in the back pocket of your jeans???” woosan!! 
their energy together is so fkn chaotic but that's why you love them! they never fail to make you laugh and this is also the best way that they know how to cheer you up! 
Bc the three of you are a bit unbridled, it’s a bit hard to be serious at times when you go on dates/hang out with friends together so often you get some affectionate eye rolls haha 
wooyoung is someone that will try anything with you! hehe even if he knows that he mind not be that into it, he’ll still go with you! of course, he might say something snarky but he really does love just spending time with you! wooyoung also shares you with all his friends (changbin, yeonjun) so lowkey it feels like you’re one of the bros at times LOL 
san is a big fan of giving you gifts! oh also! words of affirmation too, san is someone who knows your insecurities well, so hypes you tf up all the time!! he especially loves buying things for you that he knows you’ll look pretty in just so he can compliment you ahhh 
at the end of the day however, there’s nothing more more that the three of you love than the tightest cuddles ever as you fall asleep! honestly, sometimes its a little too tight haha 
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THESE BOYS FKN RAVISH YOU LIKE YOU’RE A FIVE COURSE MEAL 
and of course they expect the same from you as well! i mean....can you blame them??? these boys are sexy as hell and they frickin’ know it!! 
i have this super clear image of both of them stripping you down and rubbing massage oil all over your body and then giving you the turn to do it to them my lord...
sort of along this line, temperature play makes these boys feral. wax, ice, blowies with popsicles you name it 
both of them really just like being touched all over because they have the prettiest dancer’s bodies and just feeling hands on their muscles makes them loose it. 
wooyoung loves to mark the hell out the both of you in a really territorial way: all over your chests and necks even on your thighssss 
san, while he often does find himself in sub space, really easily can switch to dom you in the most beautiful way. everything with him is really intimate and raw: if this wasn’t already obvious haha he would like have a hand kink and loves seeing the way that his fingers look pumping in and out of your entrance and how your juices look as well. 
back too wooyoung, he’s the king of oral. whether it’s going down on you and sucking at your clit or deep throating with master level skill...foreplay is never boring with him! 
in my brain, i can see the both of them filling nearly position so this makes for an interesting dynamic to say the least AHA 
every once and a while, they’ll let you take complete control of the both of them while they just sit back and watch you with the most smug-ass grins that you’ll see in your life! 
AH another thought: woosan fkn love when you squirt on them, in any way this might look: when you’re nearly screaming in your overstimulation they want it all over them. 
favorite position would be 69 threesome style with all of your sloppy moans in-between <3 
♡  moonbae  ♡
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HEAR ME OUT the king of soulmates that know that they are soulmates but don’t take it seriously in the slightest istg this is my most favorite dynamic ahhhh 
there is not one dull day with these two boys, they’ll have you laughing in stiches until you can barely breathe like, the best kind of wheezy, silent laughter ya know what i’m talking about 
INSIDE JOKES literally so many inside jokes with the three of you 
Kevin is never scared to call your ass out, but that’s bc he knows you so well!! it’s all just jokes don’t ya worry ;) 
Along this line, your groupchat like has some random-ass name that’s also an inside joke
Jacob on the other hand is the biggest sweetheart when it comes to you, boy frickin’ melts. There is not a day that goes by when he hasn’t told you he loves ya morning and night. 
Also the best listener in the whole world, you can tell him anything and everything and he’s just sit and listen and give advice. 
Kevin loves you a ton a ton but just shows it differently! He remembers all the little things about you that you tell him to the point it’s scary how he does it so well 
Meme king Kevin would send you memes that remind him of you and Jacob
Lowkey i can see the both of them getting into the cutest petty arguments like which one of them you love more or think is more talented AHA again it’s all in good fun hehe 
it goes without saying but...it’s cuddle central up in here. 
THEY WOULD SERENADE TF OUT OF YOU oh my god it’s literally heavenly, Kevin would play piano and Jacob would play guitar FRICK 
You have oddly specific dates?? Like they would pick a movie to go see that the three of you would all hate just to meme the whole time. Jacob would still get invested accidentally tho. 
The way to both of these boy’s hearts is their stomachs so when you cook for them they would quite literally do anything for you 
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ok ok so i’m a baby deobi so this is the gist of what i’m getting (i also did a little research LOL thank you @ deobi smutblr hehe) 
firstly i would like to say that i’m manifesting thigh riding with Jacob and i literally can’t think of anything else for some reason just p h e w and BOY does he love it too he thinks its so fkn cute to watch you! 
i get heavy, heavy switch vibes from Kevin with maybe some sub leanings??? either way, jacob def has soft dom vibes (oh god and occasional soft sub) to me but also has no problem with you taking control and doing what you like to him if that’s what you desire! 
kevin is impatient impatient and does not do well with your teasing. also...loud as hell, like, sometimes you have to tell him that he needs to calm tf down hehe (but of course you love it when he gets like that) 
separately, both of them are very different experiences i think: kevin is a fan of hard and fast, kitchen counter over the sofa type stuff sloppy toppy in risky places, and he loves to experiment too! 
jacob is also really different where he likes much, much more slow and intimate stuff like missionary, shower sex, real atmospheric stuff like candles and nice scents ahhh BIG fan of really fluffy pet names too like baby, princess, angel etc. super visual too omggg gets hard when you strip for him i think ;) 
together it’s a fkn whirlwind i’ll tell ya that. its like, honestly the most unique experience i can think of on this list because the two of them are so different. i will say that it can end up being really giggly and sweet tho! 
when it’s the three of you, kevin’s dom side comes out a little more so you’re left with these two lovely boys who want to give you all the attention! it’s lowkey a competition lol 
favorite position is when you’re sucking jacob off and kevin gets to do literally whatever the hell he wants with your pussy...i imagine that it might have to do a lot with edging if you ask me ;) 
♡ jookyun  ♡ 
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oddly, i find myself soft af for jookyun and idk how to describe it haha (considering that they can often be hard as hellll) 
the three of you are also really nonchalant, but this is really in the way that you just feel as if you’ve known eachother for a really long time! 
as we know, jookyun were a bit of an enimies to lovers arc (AHA) so with the time that they’ve spent building their bond, it’s strong asf! 
i like to think that jooheon and changkyun would really get a ton of artistic inspiration from you for their music. since both of them write and often reflect bc of this, you’re totally their muse! (they’ll write some nasty as hell lyrics thanks to you too LOL) 
while our lovely thicc mx boys have unbridled confidence at times, really, they are babie. and they are frickin weak for your pampering. 
because of this, the two of them would become flustered as all hell when you do lil things for them!! this could be making them some lunch or just giving them the off compliment that they look a lil extra handsome that day. 
your safe place is with them!! ahhh i would also like to add the number of slick ass grabs when you’re in public is a bit off the chain at times ahah 
the duality of this r/ship is really something to note LOL when you go out and about when the two of them you certainly get some stares bc they look a lil intimidating at times but when you and your boyfriends cuddle up on the subway you give all passerby's whiplash haahah
Kyun is someone who is insanely romantic. almost to the point that it is cheesy haha he’d treat the both of you to expensive ass dinners, beach vacations and maybe even matching couple’s jewelry like rings or bracelets! 
jooheon on the other hand is a little more toned down haha but has another side to him that fkn swells with pride knowing how breathtaking you both are...frankly, his ego skyrockets knowing that he’s got you both for arm candy if this make sense teehee 
the three of you call eachother “babe” interchangeably, so it can get a bit confusing when you’re all in the same place and someone says “hey babe?” you need a new nickname ooP 
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hello and here i am to push the sub!changkyun agenda. first and foremost i would like to explain how this man is such a pillow princess with the most lovely bratty edge *sighs* all that kyun wants is for you to fkn use him and do literally whatever the hell you want!! this man daydreams about you riding him right then and there wherever the hell he is. 
also, kyun is the king of toys, both using them on you and on himself! need i also say breath play as well in the same giving and receiving form? more than anything he loves it when jooheon wraps his hand around his neck hooooly ahhh he prefers it when you tease his tip with a vibrator until he’s angrily red and begging for you to give him a break just for you to bend down and give a kiss to his pearly head which makes him jolt 
jooheon is often more of a soft to hard dom if you ask me and takes care of both you and kyun really well. also... he will manhandle the hell out of you if you feel up for it (cough cough your arm kink for him ) oh shit and his thighs....don't’ even get me started 
while the three of you often opt for the hard and fast (even in some more risque places--such as in the recoding studio) there are really some more intimate times that you share too! 
on one of changkyun’s vacations, in the middle of the night, when no one was in sight and the hot tub was free for use...it started out as a bit of making out but then turned into something else when you decided to straddle jooheon and he let his hands creep under the straps of your swimsuit...needless to say you were bouncing on both of their dicks while you were warmed by the crackling bubbles 
at times, jookyun can get a little needy and impatient without you, so this has lead to a couple situations where you walk in on them letting out their frustrations ;) of course, immediately then they’d love for you to join! 
kyun has an oral fixation too, sooo he may or may not love cockwarming with his mouth or sucking your fingers lightly when you go to suck his dick~ 
♡  junhao  ♡
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here me out with this one...but...there’s something really intimate about this relationship?? oh how to put this into words LOL junhao also have an insanely deep bond that really transcends if ya ask me haha 
while they both can be really goofy around eachother when comfortable the soulmate vibes are just...immaculate! this is all i can say? all three of you are just so connected in the way that you accept each other for all that you are and just kind of naturally gravitate towards each other even before you really knew that there were romantic feelings involved! 
first, i would like to say that out of all the pairings on this list, you three are classy as FUCK. seeing the three of you next to eachother is like seeing literally three models in the flesh. the way that you dress (sometimes even to match a little) is unbelievable bc you all just look so good? 
hand holdingggg wherever you go! holding hands across cafe tables, playing with each other’s hands absentmindedly hehe 
TRAVEL BUDDIES you would go anywhere with them and take tons of pics!! i mean the prettiest pics 
hao shows his love for you in the form of so many things, all of which he makes himself!! you inspire his physical art and drawings which he shares with you and he also loves to take clothes too and personalize them for you! 
jun on the other hand would take you to the studioooo and you could watch him danceee oh my gosh he’s literally so breathtaking and he would be dancing just for you with every curve of his body he’s so magical :’) then he’d ask you for feedback and you’d just be speachless...also loves to make you smile!! just being his goofy self he’s the best at it and thinks you’re so cute! 
there’s a ton of adoration in this relationship! tons of cute little displays of skinship that might look like a poke in the cheek or the fluffing of their hair ahh 
still, i feel like you would have kind of silly little nicknames for them that match their personalities and perhaps...you could have matching phone cases with these nicknames.... 
in this relationship there’s a ton of quiet moments that are really peaceful and indulgent such as watching sunsets, drinking wine together, just talking about life n stuff like that! 
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hellz yeah we’re in for some more intimate-ass fuckin! but also....😏
this boys are kinky as shit but in like a really classy ass way lolll this is so hard to put into words. 
well, i’ll start with junhui catboy agenda so there’s that hehehe he would most def be into pet play: that could be like ears or pretty collars and of course calling you (or him) kitten. 
minghao is really versatile and doesn’t really like labels of dom and sub, he just does what he wants and what feels good to him! bc we’re talking about how intimate everything is, the kind of sex that you share with them is often never rushed but really purposeful and even planned sometimes! 
i also see there being TONS of sensory items that would come into play with junhao such as flowers, fragrances, aphrodisiacs, all kinds of fabrics for sensory deprovision such as velvet, silk, hemp rope, and so much more! 
BOTH OF THEM WOULD SOUND ANGELLIC i see hao as letting out really pretty soft moans that kind of trail on his tongue and jun sort of choking out gasps with a bit of a rasp to them when they cum or they feel turned on
oh god MIRROR SEX that's what i have to say about this 
it doesn’t happen often, but sometimes when any one of you would be feeling needy or pent up they can certainly do hard and fast with you between the two of them. especially when this happens, oh my god hao loves it when you moan really breathily into his mouth when you’re pressed against him ooooh shit 
and jun loves it when you bite into his shoulder too when he fucks you it just makes him feral 
actually, i could really see the three of you recording yourselves, or even taking pictures when you have more intimate moments to look at later, just for your own enjoyment or to get off when you’re without the others 
favorite position: hmmm mirror sex with you on top of minghao literally just kissing him and marking his body as jun eats you out until you’re dripping down to minghao’s cock which he jerks off too~ 
♡  yeonbin  ♡
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DON’T TOUCH ME IM SOFT  
admittedly i don’t know too much about this pairing but i do know a lil so i wanted to add them!! i also did a lil research hehe 
FIRST i would like to say that the three of you would without a doubt have the cutest puppy together, if not one, then two!! they would be little dogs with perfect haircuts and likely have their own instagram account which the three of you would run! they’d be instragram famous of course 
LITERALLY EVERY DAY ITS A FIGHT OVER WHOS CUTEST i kid you not this is an ongoing battle you’re all just...so weak for the other ahaha 
being in a relationship with them is like being in a relationship with your bestfriends! 
dates with the two of them can really range all over the place bc you just like having fun together! movie dates, breakfast dates, ZOO OR AQUARIUM DATES, taking little trips to places you haven’t been before or stay at home dates like having a little indoor picnic! 
soobin is really low energy, and would often opt to hang out with you at home or at a cafe while the two of you do your thing together! he lovessss when you bake or cook for him, literally whatever it is he’ll eat it! 
his smile is instant serotonin and the reason why you fell in love with him! the two of them together all smiley is your lockscreen! 
yeonjunie prefers going out with you clothes shopping and would DEF enable you to dye your hair a color that you’ve always been dying to do! he also loves showing you new music and blushes like heck when you tell him that you like the songs that he picks! 
in their own playful ways too, they’d always call you out on your bs LOLL but they just wanna motivate you! they’re your biggest cheerleaders! 
Deep down though, both of them are quite cheesy and would love to shower you with alll the stereotypical romance that you can take even if it makes all three of you cringe ahahah 
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NEEEEDY and literally so mf horny on the dl like it’s comical to how soft and shy they can be in real life situations 
oh my god this is a godly thought but i see both of them being both switchy as heck but not really bc they like how it feels to be in those different postions but literally....bc no matter what it is they are getting off lolll 
i see both of them having sub leanings but can get real bratty if they’re feeling it. 
yeonjun does have a dom side to him that just comes with his general confidence that he gets around you! when either of you beg from him he’s ready to let himself loose. 
im so sorry but they literally handed pet play to me on a silver platter with cat & dog and there is no going back for me. SO you’re in for puppy, kitty and bunny play (shhhh yeonjun’s got his fox ears too) 
WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT HOW ALL OF YOU WOULD LIKE THIGH HIGHS
both of them love being edged to high hell by you...no matter if it hurts...they kinda like it? 
at the same time, both of your boyfriends also love giving you all the attention at times too! i’m talking about one of them playing with your breasts while the other trails kisses down your body all the way down to your pussy aching for attention too
FUCK this might be just me but soobin eating you out>>>> a GODLY sight. 
i have this other fantasy of yeonjun with either lip piercings or nipple piercings or even a dick piercing someone plz tell me to calm down 
oh please...bubble bath with the two of them holy shit baby pink bubbles all around you while you take turns givin’ each other cute kisses ahhhh 
one more thing to the pile here would be hella mutual masturbation soo much of it. the three of you get off just simply watching eachother too and dirty talking how much you love the way the others look with hands rubbing themselves away with cute whiny moans~ 
♡ taekook ♡
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omg! this is my first time remotely talking about bts on my blog hehe this is so exciting!! i don’t really read too much bts ff so this is going off of my own perception! 
i just wanna say....there’s so much to unpack here LOL but like many of the soulmates on this list, these boys are ~whipped~ for you and eachother!! its so stinkin’ cute 
another thing about these expensive boyfriends is that they loooove to sing for you too! they’d sing you to sleep, when you’re sick, sad, or just had a hard day allllways hehe 
the three of you have sickeningly adorable nicknames for eachother, the kind that honestly make heads turn LOL 
jk would without a doubt get tattoos with you!! and wine drunk lollll he’s also a huge enabler so if there’s anything that you’re considering buying or doing he’d hype you up so bad you barely have to think twice heheh 
kinda like junhao they’d also make amazing travel buddies but less for the aesthetic, but for the luxury. you’d stay at amazing hotels and eat at Michelin star restaurants wearing luxury brands that they bought for you
i feel like this goes without saying, buuuut in this r/ship, its alll about the adoring glances from afar or even just right next to you bc they love you so much!! 
i also get a very protective vibe from them as well, you’re very special to them, and they never wanna see you in harms way or disrespected by anyone! this could even look like having their arm around you on the bus or on the small of your back in a crowd 
together, they’re the biggest jokesters and flirty as HELL they think that it’s so funny when they flirt out in public AGRESSIVELY just to make you a lil embarrassed hehe  
forehead kissessss and kisses on the back of your hand! 
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luxurious in this area tooooo 
they would rent out the penthouse or presidential suite to make an evening for you and pull out all the stops: expensive champagne, lingerie selected just for you, a breathtaking view of the city ahhhh 
ya all know how much i love my soft and intimateeee body touching and there would be plenty of this! they take their time undressing you and eachother and would plant kisses into the nape of your neck and shoulders as you do so! 
i would like to contribute to this conversation sub!jk bc this is something that ahhhhh i really like to think about as well as soft dom tae bcccc why not heheh 
these boys are utterly gorgeous under soft lighting and prowling all over your body too tho ahhh 
BUT! imagine teasing the hell out of jk, barely letting him feel your mouth besides fleeting kisses while tae drives his hips into you from behindddd 
in fact, these boys actually don’t mind a little voyeurism with the wide windows in your suite, opting to leave them open so there's a bit of thrill in the way that they fuck you too~ 
tae has a bit of...dare i sayyyy a power kink, so when you call him names such as sir, daddy, master etc oh boy 
jk himself is bit into sensory dep specifically with blindfolds especially when its your hands travelling all around his body making him shiver. 
both of them just looove cuming all over you as well: face, ass, thighs, belly, literally anywhere, they just think that you look amazing like that! 
there are a couple times here and there when the three of you also do a bit of cam work together for other people to watch--although it isn’t often, you rake it in when you do so. the three of you are a perfect fantasy! 
sex also can happen in odd places with you three too since you can just start feeling it and don’t really care ;) strangest place....hmm i’d say when you joined the mile high club with them~ 
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messinwitheddie · 5 years ago
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i'd love to hear more about your concept of the frylords and cooking ops tbh because now i cant play csd!3 without being like 'hehe frylord simulator' the whole time
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:DDD I would be happy to!
The concept of frylord is probably my favorite unexplored Irken lore. (I'll try not to state comon zim wiki knowledge)
Also, I've worked in food service my whole adult life, so "The Frycook What Came From All that Space" was that much funnier to me when I rewatched the series.
My AU Irken Gir is proud to be apart of the Culinary Ops. He is slowly but surely obsorbing all the knowledge and skills necessary to be in charge of his own snacking system one day.
Tallest Red and Purple usually have awful jugment, but they were correct when they recognized Gir's natural talent for cooking.
Frylords are highly respected nobility in the Irken empire and rightfully so. Snacking is the most beloved and universal part of the Irken empire. Feeding the entire Irken species and the races it conquers is an endless job that requires dedication and continuous back-breaking labor. Frylords are appointed by the tallest to manage the major snacking systems throughout the greater galaxies to feed the empire. They are also rigorously trained in hand to hand combat in the event they must protect their kitchens/ staff drones from danger. A frylord knows how to accumulate mass and throw it around until an enemy falls.
They are the Irken Empire's closest equivalent to feudal knights. Frylords are usually tall; shorter than tallests but as tall as high generals. They are the only Irkens besides tallests to have unlimited access to food. They are also the only Irkens legally permitted to own property (they are given their own planets, slave forces, ships and businesses).
Frylords are also the most educated on ancient Irken history (though the information is greatly censored by the control brains). They are keepers of ancient recipes and cooking methods as well as modern ones. They are required/ expected to have an encyclopedic knowledge of neutrtional health. A tallest personal frylord is expected to advise them on dietary issues and establish healthy meal plans when necessary.
They also act as diplomats between service drone and tallests, though throughout history the frylords rarely defy their tallests in the interest of their worker drones.
The culinary ops is the most exclusive branch of the Irken military. It is divided into 4 sub branches; baking, butchery, brewing and harvesting. These branches often exchange and combine recipes. All 4 branches package and mass produce snacks and food items throughout the empire. Frylords employ shmillions of Irken civilians with steady food service, factory or cleaning jobs.
Gir is the youngest Irken in history to be enlisted in the program. He first joined the baking branch under Frylady Soo-Garr of Conventia. He switched to the butchery branch after accepting an apprenticeship under Sizz-Lorr of Foodcourtia, who earned his title of Frylord training under Master-Cutter Romprohst.
Pielord Emis-Gee is the empire's best baker and confectioner. He is frylord of the Massive's Grand kitchen and is the personal nutritionist to the tallests. PieLord Emis-Gee mentored Lady Soo-Garr. She covets his position as personal frylord to the tallests.
Brewmaster Master-Master Brewer Shakkenaktsturt of the HOPPS distillery system is the oldest of the frylords. Though famous for his cyder, wine and spirits, BMMB also specializes in soups, smoothies, soda, cocktails and all recipes liquid.
I have not yet designed a character for Head Harvester, Satt-Eva. Harvesters are the closest things to farmers that exist in Irken culture. They are in charge of the genetically modified orchard/ garden planet Producia and it's 6 terriformed moons where raw ingredients, herbs, spices and any other organic material no longer able to be produced on Irk are cultivated and distributed to the other frylords to make snacks. Most of the fruits and vegetables are mass cloned in greenhouse cities that cover the entire planet/ moons.
Fresh fruits and vegetables are an extremely rare luxury only fed to the tallest when in poor health. Producia is considered one of the most essential planets in the empire, next to Irk itself and is heavily guarded by it's own small Armada fleet.
Frylords are fun and fascinating Irkens. I encourage anyone to make a frylord OC .^^
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kaisooficrec · 6 years ago
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Hey admins! First of all I love love love this blog, you are amazing! I wanted to know if there are any new or very good well written dirty talk or humiliation kink fics! Thank you very much in advance!
Hi hon thanks a lot 💕 This hasn’t been requested in a while so we have sooooo many new and good fics here ~ we actually divided this into dirty talking and dirty talking with degrading/sl*t shaming so the second list is coming up very soon! For now, enjoy :) s1
Humiliation/slut shaming kink :
Confinement - (w: stalking/peeping tom) kyungsoo gets off on watching jongin standing half naked infront of the mirror in his bedroom but then gets invited to his house
Make Me Love You - vampire au + versatile kaisoo yeeees! dirty talk, light humiliation, accidental marking, exhibitionism & voyeurism, as well as more kinks to check in the tags! 
spreading inside of me - college professors kaisoo! verseau’s writing is really really good :) D/S dynamics + top soo, humiliation kink and dirty talking ^^
Netflix and Chill(ight Humiliation) - kaisoo are chilling on the couch, ksoo watching netflix & nini playing pokemon go when things get hott! top soo, light humiliation + dirty talk
blood - D/S and some very specific kinks (w: knife play, cutting, blood), blindfolds, bondage, sensory deprivation, aftercare also verbal humiliation by kyungsoo that jongin gets off on
My Miracle; My Blessing - (chaptered) a/b/o dynamics, daddy kink w/ daddy wolf jongin & kitty hybrid soo, dirty talk, humiliation, rimming, spanking, rough sex
Once’s an accident, twice a coincidence, and thrice a pattern - college professors au, top jongin, D/S undertones with daddy kink, humiliation, praise kink mainly! and lots of other kinks please check the tags! 
Be my Good Little Boy - hehe another college professors au (this seems to be very kinky), where jongin accidentally spanks ksoo in public and the latter is all hot & bothered. top jongin, d/s undertones, daddy kink, humiliation, praise kink, and exhibitionism (there are also more kinks to check in the tags!)
Love In Control - (chaptered) *breathes in* so this is a college au + bdsm au, so you can expect all the usual kinks to tag along such as d/s and master/slave undertones, humiliation & slut shaming, roleplay, bondage, dirty talking. this is top jongin & it is VERY well written.
lately all i want is you on top of me - verseau again! this is my FAV ugh kaisoo discover their homosexuality together, top soo, dirty talk!!! + you love how i tease it is kind of a sequel, which includes more dirty talk and the humiliation kink :-)
Paint Me! - *cough* so kaisoo are parents, but there son is out of the house for the day ~ top soo, riding jongin, rimming, facials, crossdressing, dirty talking, daddy kink, slut shaming aaand spanking. enjoy! 
suck - ksoo was away for a couple of days and jongin is rly thirsty for him when he returns. top jongin, slut shaming and dirty talking :)
shades of green - jongin is jealous of other people touching soo, ensues the hot sex! top kai (age switch), dirty talking, slut shaming/humiliation, daddy kink, slight d/s undertones
suit & tie - oh my goood, ksoo wants nini to fuck him in his suit! this is top kai, he gets a hot blowjob from ksoo + lots of dirty talking, daddy kink as well as humiliation/slut shaming :)
Yes Sir - jongin helps kyungsoo relax in a not very typical way
Seven Deadly Sins - (jonginxeveryone) 
Coffee never hurt anyone - hybrid au, jongin visits kitty!soo in the cafe he works at (smut in public place)
Don’t You Worry, Baby - BDSM, slapping, aftercare. kyungsoo has had a rough day n jongin takes care of him (caring!jongin)
Wild Thoughts - ksoo has a secret, after school he likes to dress and dance for older men. big age gap (ksoo is 18, nini is 32) as well as crossdressing, dirty talk, humiliation, daddy kink, d/s undertones and exhibitionism. use of sex toys, face-fucking and breathplay.
Bend and Break - pwp/blind date au, also jongin is mixed
Grace Period - doctor/patient smut oof!!! cocksl*t soo
Maintenance - chaptered, jongin just can’t stop thinking about his older brother junmyeon’s friend, kyungsoo. kyungsoo always treats him right but jongin just wants him to be anything but vanilla in bed (this is amazing and the sl*t shaming is…..wow)
- Admins J + Macaroon
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tododorkis · 7 years ago
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Little Moments
KiriBaku Week 2018
Day 2: April 18th
Prompt: Fake Dating AU / Spring Fling / Pirates
Warnings: Mild language
Summary: Who knew that all it took to get these two love birds alone was a clueless Kaminari and a parrot. 
Story below the cut. 
Halloween. Definitely not Bakugou's favorite holiday, though he didn't put much stock in holidays anyway. St. Patrick's Day? Lame. He didn’t need an excuse to punch pinch someone. Easter? Pastels pissed him off. Valentines Day? Just no. The list could go on.
But Halloween… more often than not kids these days dressed up as their favorite heroes. And while Katsuki Bakugou definitely admired certain heroes, All Might in particular, he had no desire to dress up as them. He was going to be his own hero one day, he didn't need to waste his time parading around as someone else.
“What?" Kirishima's eyes widened. "What do you mean you've never dressed up as a hero?"
Bakugou growled. He didn't like having to explain himself. "I meant what I said. I'm not going to put on the costume of some - "
"But - " Kirishima interrupted, remembering all the times he wore that old Crimson Riot costume as a kid. Even when the occasion didn't call for a costume. Little Kiri would beg his mom to let him wear the suit on play dates, while running errands to the mall, basically every instance he could come up with.
So to have someone, someone who wanted to be a hero no less, who grew up not wearing the costumes of his favorite heroes… Kirishima just didn't understand.
"Hey, hey!" Sero beamed. "That's actually a great idea."
"Huhhh?" Kaminari mumbled around the charging chords sitting between his teeth. "What idea?"
The four of them were huddled around the couches and chairs in the dorm's living room. Bowls of ramen littered the coffee table between them, including the half-empty package of chili flakes Bakugou had insisted dumping into his own bowl. Kaminari had practically downed a whole gallon of water, watching Bakugou scarf down the undoubtedly spicy concoction. One the other hand, Sero complained how Bakugou had ruined a perfectly bowl of ramen, but was overshadowed by Kirishima's praise of Bakugou's manliness. Kirishima then proceeded to dump the remainder of the chili flakes into his own bowl. He did not finish his food; Bakugou ate it for him.  
"This is a costume contest, at UA, everyone is going to be dressed as heroes. If our team is going to win, then we have to do something different!" Sero stood from his seat, spreading his arms wide as if he had made some great announcement.
"Oh, I get it!" Kaminari jumped onto the couch, sparks dancing across his skin. "That will really make us stand out!"
Swift as ever, Bakugou grabbed Kaminari's arm and dragged him to the ground. "Don't fry my phone, idiot!"
Cowering as Bakugou stood over him, Kaminari pulled the (only slightly!) smoking phone cord from his mouth, grinning sheepishly. "Heh, my bad. But you have to admit it’s a great idea!"
Not one to be down for long, Kaminari leaped to his feet again, leaning close to Bakugou and Sero.
"Of course it is!" Bakugou smirked. "It was my idea."
Well, not exactly - Sero thought, but didn't really care enough to argue. "What should we go as then?"
Kirishima watched on as his three friends brainstormed costume ideas.
Is this really okay? Not going as heroes?
Pirates. That is what the other three had decided on. And over the next few weeks Kirishima had started to warm up to the idea. Just because it wasn't his first pick for a group costume didn't mean he couldn't enjoy it and play along. Pirates could be fun too!
He had even managed to drag Bakugou out to the mall for once so they could look for costume pieces. Bakugou refused to buy a pre-made costume, so they had to build them from scratch. In the end, Kirishima was pretty happy with the result. He had even found a stuffed parrot to perch on his shoulder. Not having the most fashion sense, even on a regular day, Kirishima's outfit was terribly mismatched with conflicting patterns and colors. He thought that made the affect more real!
They made a funny pair, standing together in their costumes. Bakugou looked almost like pirate royalty, if such a thing even existed. He wore a hat befitting of the captain of their crew, along with tall boots and a long jacket. His shirt brandished a big skull on the front, reminiscent of the flags flown by pirate ships. Though, Kirishima was pretty sure Bakugou already owned that shirt and just didn't want to wear a frilly shirt like Kaminari.
"Wow, you guys look great!" Mina had wandered over, brandishing her Wild, Wild Pussycats costume.
Kaminari and Sero gravitated towards her, showing off their costumes. Sero had developed an entire back-story for his character, claiming to be an old sailor in the navy who lost a hand and leg at war, which made him bitter, leading him to abandon his government and live a life at sea. Naturally, he brandished a peg-leg and a hook for a hand.
Everyone is really getting into this, Kirishima thought, maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea.
Remembering who was next to him, Kirishima abruptly turned back toward Bakugou, not wanting his friend to feel left out. The sudden motion jolted the parrot on his shoulder, and Kirishima reached out a hand to keep the stuffed animal from falling. Bakugou's eyes followed the movement.
"Hehe, " Letting out a nervous laugh, Kirishima raised a hand to run through his hair before remembering he was wearing a bandanna. "Could you imagine if we were pirates for real? Sailing the seas, pillaging and - "
"Get real, shitty hair. You'd be the worst pirate ever." Bakugou asserted.
"Huh?" Was his costume not great after all?
Bakugou huffed before explaining. Why he felt the need to explain, he couldn't understand, but he didn't dwell on it. All he knew was that he should say something before that idiot got the wrong idea. "Last week you couldn't even keep those sunglasses you found in the locker room."
Oh. Kirishima smiled at his friend. So this was just Bakugou being Bakugou. There was nothing wrong with his costume after all.
Bakugou stared at Kirishima's wide smile, curious as to how he was able to look so happy when just a moment ago he had seemed so disappointed.
"Actually," Kaminari slid between the pair, breaking their eye contact. "Captain Jack Sparrow was a good pirate. He refused to sell slaves for the British, so he was brandished as a pirate and his ship was set on fire - "
"Shut up, extra! No one asked you!"
"Hey! I am the Sailing Master of this ship! You should treat me with more respect!"
"What? And who do you think I am?"
The loud rancorous laughter that escaped Kirishima's lips dulled the growing sparks on Bakugou's palms, as he was reminded of Kirishima kind smile from just a minute ago. Suddenly, he wanted to get back to where they were before Kaminari interrupted them.
Gaze drifting from Kirishima's grin to his shoulder, Bakugou's brows furrowed. "Kirishima."
The laughter stopped.
"I'm fixing your costume. Come with me."
Bakugou stormed down the hallway, toward the boy's dorms. He knew Kirishima would follow. And he did.
"What just happened?" A confused Kaminari was left behind.
A hooked hand patted his shoulder. "You just don’t get it, do you?"
Mina nodded along behind them.
Admittedly, Kirishima was a bit confused as well, as he followed Bakugou up the stairs. Bakugou opened the door to his bedroom, expecting Kirishima to follow him inside. When he didn't hear the red-head's heavy footsteps, he turned to see him standing uncertainly in the doorway.
"You've never invited someone into your room."
"Huh? I've just never had a reason to invite you in here before." Growing impatient, he grabbed Kirishima's arm and pulled him into the room, guiding him to a seat on the end of the bed.
Kirishima felt his ears grow warm when he realized Bakugou had only specified inviting him into his room and no one else. No, Kirishima denied, I'm just reading too much into it.
While, Kirishima underwent his own internal debate, Bakugou focused on rifling through his drawers. He had originally wanted to return to their moment from before, but didn't know how to do that. Or how to ask Kirishima for it. So instead he focused on the task at hand.
He had originally cursed his mom for making him over pack, but now he was glad he had brought it. Bakugou grinned triumphantly as his hands lifted the plastic case from under a stack of old sweaters. Placing the case on the bed beside Kirishima, he opened the lid to reveal a sewing set.
"Your stupid parrot keeps slipping off your shoulder. It's annoying." Bakugou explained at Kirishima's questioning glance.
"Oh, thanks." Kirishima now understood. He began to slide the sleeves of this vest off this shoulders.
"No, keep it on. It'll only take a minute."
Kirishima simply nodded and readjusted his vest, perching the parrot on top just where he wanted it. The talented Bakugou is back again, Kirishima mused as he watched the fiery blond be unexpectedly gentle while threading the needle. The hands he was so used to watching burn and destroy, were now carefully piercing his vest and then the plush orange of the parrot's feet. Vest, parrot, vest then parrot - Kirishima's eyes followed the needle as he studied the fingers that moved deftly just under his chin, sometimes brushing against his cheek. It was at this moment that he felt his ears grow even hotter. They had to be noticeably red by now.
Looking around the room to distract himself, Kirishima found something he did not expect. "Hey, you sure have a lot of All Might stuff in here."
Posters, action-figures, even a pillow. It wasn't nearly as much All Might merchandise as Midoriya's room, but there was still a lot. More than Kirishima certainly expected.
"Huh?" Bakugou kept his focus on his hands, making sure not to press the needle too deep and puncture the warm skin beneath the vest. Maybe he should tell Kirishima to harden, just in case.
"I just… I thought you didn't like that hero stuff…" Kirishima trailed off, not sure how to continue.
Faltering, Bakugou recalled when they had first started making their Halloween plans. He had noticed Kirishima's hesitation that day, the insecurity hidden behind his eyes. Bakugou paused in his ministrations and raised his head. Not realizing until now just how close he had leaned into Kirishima, his hands splayed across his chest. Bakugou almost lost his train of thought.
"Just because I don't show my admiration for heroes in the same way that you do, doesn't mean I don’t admire them. Your way isn't any less valid than mine."
The blush spread to Kirishima's cheeks. How? Bakugou wasn’t socially graceful by any means, but somehow he always knew what insecurities Kirishima was feeling. Somehow he knew just what needed to be said.
That soft gaze Kirishima directed at his friend kneeling before him nearly undid Bakugou. Somehow, Kirishima always understood just what Bakugou was trying to say.
"Well, are you going to hurry and finish? We can't win if I have a lopsided parrot." Kirishima grinned at him again. One of those openly warm smiles that almost made the corners of Bakugou's lips twitch too.
There, Bakugou smirked, he had found the moment. 
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ao3feed-asanoya · 6 years ago
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Fate's Path
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
by Crazy_Pairing_Person
These oneshots and drabbles are, MOSTLY, not connected! (So that I can have lots of ships, hehe) But some stuff is going to be the same throughout all the oneshots.
Anyway, these oneshots and drabbles all take place in a little AU I like to call the Haikyuu Way Walker AU! Enjoy!
Words: 1443, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Nishinoya Yuu, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi
Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Master/Slave, Alternate Universe, Way Walkers AU, Drama, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Drabble Collection, One Shot Collection
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
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ao3feed-tsukkiyama · 6 years ago
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Fate's Path
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
by Crazy_Pairing_Person
These oneshots and drabbles are, MOSTLY, not connected! (So that I can have lots of ships, hehe) But some stuff is going to be the same throughout all the oneshots.
Anyway, these oneshots and drabbles all take place in a little AU I like to call the Haikyuu Way Walker AU! Enjoy!
Words: 1443, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Nishinoya Yuu, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi
Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Master/Slave, Alternate Universe, Way Walkers AU, Drama, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Drabble Collection, One Shot Collection
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
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ao3feed-haikyuu · 6 years ago
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Fate's Path
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
by Crazy_Pairing_Person
These oneshots and drabbles are, MOSTLY, not connected! (So that I can have lots of ships, hehe) But some stuff is going to be the same throughout all the oneshots.
Anyway, these oneshots and drabbles all take place in a little AU I like to call the Haikyuu Way Walker AU! Enjoy!
Words: 1443, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Nishinoya Yuu, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi
Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Shouyou/Tsukishima Kei, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu
Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, Master/Slave, Alternate Universe, Way Walkers AU, Drama, Falling In Love, Love Confessions, Drabble Collection, One Shot Collection
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Bx8U4b
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