#mashed.ask

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💖Let's play a game! Choose some mutuals and tell me who you think they're most like in NCT personality-wise!💖

now this is fun. took me a whole lifetime and i am sorry if i didn’t include you but here goes nothing.

@00sun: first of all she is mark. she just is. they’re so fucking similar. her reactions when getting teased are the best. but then again she is also yuta. she is thirsty all the fucking time, i am not even joking, read her bio. marie-anett is a mix of awkwardness and dumb bitch braincells.

@oowgnuj: margaret, my lovely 04liner is our precious mark-hater, donghyuck. she just fits him. they are both crazy and fearless. she also likes to expose bitches, so keep your secrets looked safely. she takes a lot of screenshots and honestly, hyuckie probably does as well

@hinakamuras: a TAEIL!!! it was either jaehyun or taeil but i’ll go with taeil for now. you and taeil share a lot of characteristics. like, you listen so well? and taeil is known to be nct’s kummerkasten lmao. you also from time to time make the funniest jokes and it’s always so sudden and i am like ???? anyways love you muahh.

@iloveyounqho: don’t ask me why, but nita, you are jisung. you’re the sweetest and i can still remember that time we started talking and, like, you were kinda’ awkward (?) or shy (?) idk (?) and you reminded me so much of jisung. you are also way too mature for your age.

@yukhe1: danya = chenle. they are the same person. danya’s key smashing? iconic. everyone copies her. chenle’s dolphin laugh? legend. everyone tries to copy him. also whenever she goes all “KLFJSDLÖFJSLJS” over some pics of yukhei’s toes, i imagine chenle’s yell-laugh. and they both love yukhei so…

@jaeren: who is the biggest bottom on tumblr? venus. and who are the biggest bottoms in nct? taeyong and jungwoo. my love venus, is both of them. but i think you have more jungwoo qualities. his jokes = your jokes.

@phon: miss jessika is doyoung. big ass mouth and never shuts up. but we all love her lots’ for it and have alota laffs. only miss JA-ssika would be able to lie about moving to another country. also she is a softie in secret and same goes for doyoung.

@127night: fathi, is the most gentle bitch in this fandom. i mean, like, she is so sweet and caring and never fails to make me smile. sometimes i think she’d love to hold me in between her arm and boob out of fun. what a johnny thing to do.

@sichenges  KUN. i once wrote a poem for her and she loved it. it contained a lot of dumb, thotty and sexual jokes and she, like, still enjoyed it uwu. i love my mother, hales.

@1aeil uwu my same aged mother myeon is also kun. sweet bean, who loves her biases so much, i can only blink in awe. she promised me to take me along with her if nct came to frankfurt and isn’t that such a kun thing to do? wow. 

              PS: i love my two mothers myeon and hales.

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Mark been doin his squats 🍑👅💦

mark been visiting his butt doctor 

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lukas.

hallöchen ich bin der Lukas, komme aus schleswig-holstein und wohne auf einer pferdeweide mit meinen kumpel hans.

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why did nct stop doing the "to the world" chant?

they legit did???? well damn, that’s a pity. it was a good chant, my favorite even after block b’s. as for my answer, you see i have no idea. maybe somebody else can help one gal and her fellow anon out?

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ur eye is so pretty !!

mY WAS SHAKING DHDBSGSJSH mark was so fucking hot and i woke up from my nap and sat there like this for 5 minutes straight shdhdjdhd i even made some videos but tumblr’s mom is a hoe and won’t upload my dead braincells trying to talk with their last breath!!!1! #^#^&gdjdj

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look at the last post you reblogged lol the part about pinning down and stuff yrfd i actually chocked from laughing too hard fdsjhgfd

oh. that. yes. i CAN EXPLAIN OK!!! KJFDSSFDKLSJ first of all have you seen doyoung fight? everyone who can’t win against this bitch in a fist fight is a weakling though his arms and neck are eyecandy for me. bUT IF I TRIED TO FIGHT MARK! he would simply need to headbutt me once and i’d be lying on my ass sobbing. but i like to imagine himgettingdrunkwithmeandusplayingaround.meteasinghimandshitbypinchinghimandthenhimpinningmedownlikethe******thatiamforhim.

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wow your new description is a whole mood

my whole ass is owned by mark. he left his mark when he said his legendary line in t7s. i will forever stay loyal. i only know mark lee our *** god!!!!

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Hewwo I love seeing you lose your shit bc of the teaser

yes, why, you are all invited to tHE LETS SEE MASH OFFICIALLY LOSE HER MARBLES BECAUSE MINHYUNG FUCKING LEE CANNOT STAY CUTE FOR LIKE ANOTHER 60 YEARS OR UNTIL I GET RUN OVER BY A CAR

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how do you know that he will be in germany?

i know that because my ukrainian uncle works at sment. and sucked off lee sooman for information.

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what was your previous URL?

previously i was marqlees but i have envolved into the hip 99thsense.

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Pass the happy along! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy. Then pass it along to the first 10 people in your activity ♡

ahhhhhh!! i really needed this!! thinking about what makes me happy, made my day better :^)

- lil marco (lee)….pOLO (and ofc nct in generall)- deep ass conversations with my cousin from russia- the kids from the IT (2017) cast- blasting music and not hearing anybody talk- good grades lol. i’m a competitive btch in school, so i feel like i have succeeded when i end up being better than others. (i’m trying to change that though)

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aaaah du bist so hübsch!!! a queen, truly!!!

ihr seid doch alle viel zu krass, my dudes kjfdlsjöljfds. das ist alles die kamera, im not even kidding omg. aber vielen dank mein babe!!!! du bringst mich noch zum heulen :(((( ILU.

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happy birthday! i'm sad to hear about your discomfort but i wish you only the best nevertheless. hoffentlich kannst du den tag trotzdem enjoyen 🎉

hallo, i bims 1 geburtstagskind. vielen vielen dank, babe!! honestly, das hoffe ich auch. it surely will be g8. meine nichte kommt vorbei und sie zu sehen, ist eh das beste auf der welt. she is so small, cute and fat djkshskjdhskds. i hope you’ll have a nice christmas morning as well, celebrate nicely!!

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Happy birthday~ 🎉

....jesus.why thanks a lot, fam :^) you are too cute!! 

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you're so beautiful... wow königin 💞💙💞💙💞💟💓💛💓💕💜💖💗💖💘💚💛.

omg sjkdfhykjdjf das sieht nur so aus, because you can’t really see my eyebags and how white my skin actually is lmao, but dANKE ALTER DAS HAT MICH SOOOOO GLÜCKLICH GEMACHT ALS ICH AUFGEWACHT BIN!!!!

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Block B bsh

boy, you know i am sorry for not answering earlier but you know i died yesterday. call me an unloyal slut, because i mentioned nct a few times lmao.

how long have I been a fanwhen i got into kpop so like 2015? they really saved my useless life. i feel kinda’ bad nowadays because nct is getting all my attention and is about to snatch block b’s ult place in my heart.

my first biasjaehyo!! i remember watching the weekly idol episode and when jaehyo acted like a bitch to zico and called him ugly, i was like: yes, we’ll get along well.

your current bias and whystill jaehyo. i am staying loyal to him, do you hear me bbomb?????

favourite songmental breaker. angel taeil’s high notes give me a reason to live. (every taeil i have stanned so far, had a voice that could kill, but in a good way)

favourite MVvery good!! i like it when it’s creative and i enjoyed all my boys looking fine with crazy hairstyles and clown masks.

otpjaebomb. idek why.

member you think has the best smileyukwon man. his teeth are so cute. 

favourite choreographyemmmm but block b can’t dance tho, lmao. i’d say either her or walking in the rain. but i’m leaning more towards her.

favourite erathe era where they were promoted the best, so none. jk, i enjoyed jackpot era a lot.

do you own any merchandisemy money is being spent on nct nowadays, nonetheless i am in possession of the blooming period album.

have you seen them livei wish. 

favourite voice/singertaeiluuuuu, but this time from block b. as i mentioned before, every taeil i have stanned so far had the voice of an angel.

favourite danceri really liked ukwon’s hit the stage performances but i prefer bbomb when it comes to dancing.