#mary poppins bert

[disneynerdpumpkin]

Bert just being the best Disney character ever

[lordtraco]

2018??? That can't be right!

Bert was rocking it in 1910!

[killjoy-toast]

As the #1 one Mary Poppins truther, I legally had no other choice

[marypoppins-1964]

- I'd know that silhouette anywhere … Mary Poppins! - Nice to see you again, Bert.

[nerdyqueerr]

Bert and Mary Poppins are kinda butchfemme

[theladyeowyn]

Chim chimney, chim chimney, Chim chim cher-ee, When you're with a sweep, You're in glad company

[haveihitanerve]

Maybe it’s no wonder I love the trope- adorable dork of a man who thinks she is the Sun and the sky and drools when he sees her, and a strong independent woman who is exasperated by him but still laughs at all his jokes and blushes at every compliment

I grew up with these two-

Mary “a lady needn’t fear when you are near”- “oh honestly Bert” Poppins

And

Bert “when Mary holds your hand you feel so grand, your heart starts beating like a big brass band” he never got a last name 

[yours-truly-henry-jekyll]

So i think, a lot of people know the "Mary Poppins is a Time Lady" joke, as well as its logical extension "Missy is Mary Poppins". I, however, decided to elaborate on this, because if there is The Master then The Doctor also must be somewhere near. And the most likely candidate for this was Bert. Because whatever is your stance on this crack theory, Bert can be safely assumed to be quite magical even without Mary's influence (possibly, if we look at this from whovian position, even too magical to be fobwatched, he's just downshifting a bit). Other than that, his happy-go-lucky, funny and energetic personality somewhat reminds me of Eleventh Doctor. Like maybe i am the only one feeling this vibe from him, but same open, childlike, more-or-less optimistic demeanor.

Well, now I urgently need some Mary Poppins!Doctor Who AU with Eleven x Missy. Also I'll probably write up an even bigger post on soviet!Mary Poppins because i have even more whovian-adjacent thoughts on her and Bert (or mr Robertson, how he's called there)

[velvet4510]

[lexusinsannus]

every show, the closer it gets to opening night, the more brain rotted i am on said show

and during said brainrot, youtube brings me this 6 year old gem:

IS THIS MY SIGN TO DRAW MATPAT BERT AND STEPH MARY???

[dragonatomics]

Mary Poppins and Bert.

Did anyone else innocently ship this as a kid. I always thought it was adorable. I think this is where my love of carousel horses came from as a kid.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

They… seem familiar 🤨

Wait! I know:

[justjane24]

Mary Poppins 🎬 1964

[disneyllect]

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

bert from mary poppins is a neptunic-oriented queerplatonic aroace (headcanon)

submitted by @lilqu33rboi

[emp-t-man]

being unwell about something silly and made for kids is so funny because it’s like. omg. do you think the reason why she’s so curt and dismissive about returning his affection and never really admits any fondness toward him is because she knows she can never stay around for very long and will have to leave the moment someone else needs her and so the idea of settling down and becoming attached to anyone is something scary and alien to her. and then when you start paying attention to the actual media again there are tap dancing penguins who can talk.