#mary poppins bert

[disneynerdpumpkin]

Bert just being the best Disney character ever

[lordtraco]

2018??? That can't be right!

Bert was rocking it in 1910!

[killjoy-toast]

As the #1 one Mary Poppins truther, I legally had no other choice

[marypoppins-1964]

- I'd know that silhouette anywhere … Mary Poppins! - Nice to see you again, Bert.

[theladyeowyn]

Chim chimney, chim chimney, Chim chim cher-ee, When you're with a sweep, You're in glad company

[nerdyqueerr]

Bert and Mary Poppins are kinda butchfemme

[velvet4510]

[lexusinsannus]

every show, the closer it gets to opening night, the more brain rotted i am on said show

and during said brainrot, youtube brings me this 6 year old gem:

IS THIS MY SIGN TO DRAW MATPAT BERT AND STEPH MARY???

[nobleatomics]

Mary Poppins and Bert.

Did anyone else innocently ship this as a kid. I always thought it was adorable. I think this is where my love of carousel horses came from as a kid.

[dungeons-and-dictions]

They… seem familiar 🤨

Wait! I know:

[disneyllect]

[justjane24]

Mary Poppins 🎬 1964

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

bert from mary poppins is a neptunic-oriented queerplatonic aroace (headcanon)

submitted by @lilqu33rboi

[thephantomofanastasia]

[emp-t-man]

being unwell about something silly and made for kids is so funny because it’s like. omg. do you think the reason why she’s so curt and dismissive about returning his affection and never really admits any fondness toward him is because she knows she can never stay around for very long and will have to leave the moment someone else needs her and so the idea of settling down and becoming attached to anyone is something scary and alien to her. and then when you start paying attention to the actual media again there are tap dancing penguins who can talk.

[heavenbarnes]

dick van dyke in mary poppins was the kind of sexy you spend the rest of your life thinking about