#martin talks about murder

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

2x7 | 3x8

[orderforbrian]

martin's promotion from jon's most hated employee in s1 to jon's nagging wife in s2 is astounding

[thesillygoosecompany1]

just saw a post about fandom buddies

if anyone’s into these fandoms, please message me. I don’t want to go up to random people and start asking them about things I like. Soooooo if you like…

TADC

murder drones

Lackadaisy

gravity falls

inside job

Rick and Morty

smiling friends

invader zim

spooky month

helluva boss

Hazbin hotel

SOUTH PARK (sorry it’s my most obsessive obsession lol)

Martin Scorsese Films

any classic 80s movie (I wanna hear recommendations)

Any other cool cartoons or animation or anything

PLEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE pretty PLEEEEAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE be my fwend

You can be as cringey as you want to be (I know I probably will be 🫠)

thanks :D

[godlygivenanxiety]

Danny: i’m going to take you out

John: is that so, it’s a date then

Danny: i- i meant that as a threat?

John: See you at five~

[thecatsaesthetics]

Ryan Condal - the catspaw holds the clue to Aegon I’s prophecy, the reason the Targaryens invaded Westeros, it been passed down from generation to generation. It later is used to attack Bran and starts a chain of events that leads to Ayra killing The Night King.

George RR Martin: completely forgets about the catspaw and the reason The War of the Five Kings started and has Tyrion half heartedly give an explanation that Joffrey tried to kill Bran to impress Robert….

[seaside-hysteria]

The Hatchetfield-verse is just perfect for a Tma au. Like, there’s already awful eldritch beings there anyway, so just toss Smirkes 14 there too. It would be funny

[moomin279]

also the old man yaoi went HARD

[philtatosbuck]

some scream thoughts from a discussion i was having

mindy, chad, tara, amber, liv, wes, ethan, anika and quinn had the potential to be my favorite group of bastards in existence but they separated them and made some of them murderers.

i know richie is also a murderer but idc i think he was so fun. he and sam should've been a murder couple that richie/amber shit was WEIRD

danny should've been their oblivious arm candy bf because that man is pretty jesus

i physically needed to see ethan and wes being soooo fucking annoying to chad 🙏

[marigoldbaker]

martin statement 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thefoolmonty]

Meryl Streep could squish me like a bug and I’d be grateful

[idonthaveacontract]

Anybody here watch Doc Martin. idk what I'm going to do with this information but the tag is so abysmal because it's just a bunch of goth coquettes spelling the name of the shoe wrong

[landscaping-your-mind]

[ID: A drawing of a person in a blue shirt doubling over and clutching their stomach. Above is: "I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease" and underneath is: "Causes: Read a fanfiction that was just a little too OOC" /End ID]

No because I have such a visceral reaction to fanfictions that have the characters do something that they would never do. “He would not fucking say that,” actually causes a genuine physical ailment in my body. The world is caving in on me. I feel sick

[trueloveistreacherous]

I can't imagine taking you away from all this. What are you talking about? I can't wait to be in New Zealand. You know, with all the...sheep. Anyway, I'll be with you. Mhm. But you won't be with them. Yeah.

Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez as Charles-Haden Savage, Oliver Putnam and Mabel Mora in season 4 of Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman

[astrotruther]

Rising Signs Observations

Unserious =͟͟͞♡

➶ Aries Ascendant is a very rare placement. The most identifiable trait of these natives is their innocent faces. The sign of Aries brings a child-like quality. These people are often told that they look way younger than their age. They also often don't indulge in cosmetic procedures because they like their youthful/ natural look. E.g. Penélope Cruz, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

➶ Taurus Ascendants (both men & women) are some of the most on-paper/ conventionally beautiful people that I've never looked at twice. I'm sorry, you all are amazing, I've just never been attracted to a Taurus Rising. E.g. Miley Cyrus, Austin Butler. With Gemini in their 2nd House, they can be very successful writers. E.g. Toni Morrison, George R. R. Martin, Salman Rushdie.

➶ Gemini Ascendant women have some of the most unforgettable faces. They also have a youthful look but their beauty differs from Aries Ascendant. They rarely come off as childlike or cute, their aura is rather graceful and intellectual. E.g. Julianne Moore, Kristen Stewart, Amy Winehouse, Priyanka Chopra, Drew Barrymore. Men with this placement are also popular but there's nothing jaw dropping about their looks (or maybe it's just me lol). E.g. Matthew McConaughey, Armie Hammer, Ashton Kutcher.

➶ Cancer Rising men are so chill and have a knack for comedy. E.g. Paul Rudd, Matt LeBlanc, Hasan Minhaj. Their talking voice can be a little goofy; E.g. The Weeknd lol. Women are usually sweet but can be problematic/ drama queens if unevolved. E.g. Chrissy Teigen, Tyra Banks.

➶ The placement that's hands down most likely to gain massive fame is Leo Ascendant. An issue most of them seem to face is of longevity. Often they're associated with a certain project or stereotyped in some way that people can't see them as a versatile individual. Blake Lively - Gossip Girl, Lucy Hale - Pretty Little Liars, Matthew Perry - F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Selena Gomez - Justin Bieber, lol sorry!

➶ Virgo Risings have the most boy/ girl next door aura about them. They have a similar charming wit as Gemini Risings which makes them likable and popular. However, these people may have skeletons in their closet. They are ordinary enough that nobody suspects them of any wrong-doing. This is the placement that can get away with murder. Even if controversies come to light, they're much later in their careers after they've amassed fame, wealth and success. E.g. Steve Jobs, Chris Noth.

➶ Libra Ascendants don't necessarily have the best fashion sense but they always look good. They're very likeable and often down to earth people. Very loyal. Some of them gain a lot of attention for the people they choose to date. E.g. Jennifer Aniston, Britney Spears, Yoko Ono.

➶ I've seen people say Capricorn Risings are a lot like Scorpio Risings due to dark aesthetic/ piercings etc. While Saturn does influence the aesthetic but it is still a very surface level observation based on celebs that often just put on a persona. The essence of these two is quite different:

Scorpio Risings are charmers. They look you in the eye while you talk to them. The eyes are the most obvious identifying factor. Rather than having a specific shape, Scorpio risings' eyes have a depth to them that makes you feel 'seen', and has an underlying promise of understanding your true self. Also, it is THE bollywood IT boy placement. E.g. Shah Rukh Khan, Hritik Roshan, Arjun Rampal. Personal planets in Scorpio, especially a stellium, has a similar effect. However, I don't see it manifest in the same way for women. Their piercing gaze may often come off as just cold. The most prominent example of this is Chloë Sevigny.

On the other hand, Cap. Risings are charming in a less personal way. They are the lookers, the ones on the stage, the center of attention; they radiate their charm to the hoards of awestruck admirers. There's no reading between the lines for unsaid promises, just a very attractive person. E.g. Zac Efron, Ariana Grande.

➶ Sagittarius Risings have a natural talent in acting. Some may look intimidating from afar but they're very kind people once you talk to them. They're versatile and like to experiment with their art, style, self-expression etc. Their fashion sense depends on whether or not they have a good stylist. E.g. Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian, Brad Pitt, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Winona Ryder, Jodie Foster, Elizabeth Taylor.

➶ Aquarius Risings - popular & widely talked about on the internet, no matter if the career is prolific or not. These are the celebs whom most people have a crush on. E.g. Ian Somerhalder, Zendaya, Aaliyah, Audrey Hepburn, George Clooney, Orlando Bloom.

➶ Pisces Risings - Something very distinct about their look or the way they speak/ sing etc. Sometimes the eyes have an intimidating look to them but they're the least intimidating people ever. E.g. Billie Eilish, Adam Driver, Peter Dinklage, Morgan Freeman, Ellen DeGeneres, Kajol.

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[chesthighwater]

i think the most religious martin ive ever written (or i guess am writing) is for a "healing via breaking the seven strictures intentionally" type thing (which may get absorbed into something else im not sure). and even then its not very tortured or guilt ridden its just slowly realising that youre allowed to like Enjoy Food and Want Sex and Be Idle and its okay. and then you do those things

[mxflowercheck]

So, I'm listening to TMA (ep 93) and well, the whole "You are tied to the Institute, and the Institute is tied to me" revelation from The Rat Bastard (Elias) happened recently And I'm just getting into the lore, I don't know shit, so when I had a silly idea, I asked my friend: "Hey, Elias is the heart of the Institute or whatever he is , will it hurt him if you kick shelves or slam the door on purpose?"

They said no (sad), but that doesn't stop from thinking about a crack fic like this? Like:

Elias, with a slightly twitching eye: everyone stop. Immediately. Melanie, scribbling on the table with a knife: stop what? Daisy, methodically breaking the corner of the baseboard with her heel: don't know what you're talking about Basira, forcefully throwing a tennis ball at the wall: we're just having our lunch break Martin, stumbling and spilling boiling water on the floor (again): Yeah, I was going to make us some tea.… Elias: I would advise you to come to your senses and- Tim, actually returning from lunch and slamming the door so hard that plaster falls from the ceiling: hi everyone! Elias: Murderous eldritch screeching

also I like the headcanon that Jon has a cane. So in this lil au I imagine him taking his cane, walking around the Archives and hitting the shelves with it, whe he's particularly annoyed by Elias