#martian anteater

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[twinkthrasher]

! ! INTRODUCTION POST ! !

✩ I'm fine with any nickname deriving from my username, Twinkthrasher!!(Twinkie, Twinkle, etc)

✩ I'm Genderfluid and Omniromantic. My preferred pronouns are They/Them, but I don't mind He/Him, She/Her, or even Xey/Xem being used for me.

✩ I'm from the southern part of the United States. I'm also fully Mexican!!

✩ I AM A MINOR!! I do my best to stay away from 18+ accounts and content because I know better + i'm not interested in that stuff. However i'm a stupid highschooler pls don't kill me for cracking the occasional sex joke..😭💔

✩ I have Autism and ADHD, please be patient with me as I have trouble with social cues and often ask for clarification about simple/obvious things.

✩ I'm an artist who draws things sometimes!! I've also been known to write a bit!

✩ My main interests are currently RedactedAudio, Yuurivoice, and JJBA!!

^^ My fav characters consist of Asher(RA), Lasko Moore(RA), Charlie(YV), Leone Abbacchio(JJBA), and Vinegar Doppio(JJBA).

✩ Media I also like but don't talk about as much are— One Piece, FNF, Pico's School, Madness Combat, CRK, Super Mario characters, Mystreet, Octonauts, and MLP(gen4).

✩ I'm also big fan of sea creatures, anteaters, birds, monkeys, ancient mythology, historical fashion from different eras and cultures, and cryptids/the supernatural.

✩ My favorite bands/artists include Depeche Mode, The Sisters of Mercy, London After Mindnight, Christian Death, KMFDM, Rammstein, Strawberry Switchblade, Nirvana, Michael Jackson, Mother Mother, Twice, Your Favorite Martian, and Kendrick Lamar.

✩ If you like dsmp, helluva/hazbin, any hoyoverse game, please keep in mind that i'm not a fan and i'd rather not talk about/be exposed to these!!

DNI if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic, a proshipper, or apart of controversial fandoms like TCC.

PLSSSSS INTERACT IF WE HAVE SHARED INTERESTS!! I enjoy receiving things in my inbox, along with dms don't be afraid to interact with me!!!<333

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^ His face when Aspen makes the seventh "Just a city boy" joke about his outfit

[mothza-supreme]

UH OH! CRINGE FAIL DC FAN MOMENT!

Stan Martian Anteater

HUMAN TARGET SUPREMACY HOLY SHIT

THESE GUYS GOT IT RIGHT

[awilliamswrites]

Cleaning up a Self Care Masterpost

I found this masterpost I thought had some really good links here: http://corpsazorsomething.tumblr.com/post/76307283123/self-care-master-post

Unfortunately, some of the links are no longer current. So, because I like organizing and tidying things up, I decided to recreate it, but updated without the dead links. Not all of the links were relevant or useful to me but I kept everything in but the dead links. Credit goes to corpsazorsomething.tumblr.com for the original list. Notes in parenthesis were originally there, notes with an asterisk are ones I added.

The original list had 224 links. This one has 151. (If I counted correctly.)

Also, many of these links go to other masterposts. I have not checked the links in those masterposts, only this one. I may make that my next project.

Other Masterlists

Coping Skills and Distractions (coping skills, meditation and relaxation, crafts, games, videos)

Self Injury Recovery Masterpost

Hobbies Masterpost

Back to School Masterpost (college, food, helpful sites, high school, mental health, resources, motivation, music/sound, school, stress,studying, tips) *Re-routed to cleaned-up version I made.

Adulting Masterpost (cleaning, money, health, emergency, food, home, job, travel, better you) *Re-routed to cleaned-up version I made.

Deathshands Self Care Masterpost (depression, self harm, loneliness, anxiety and stress, bipolar/manic depression, hallucinations/schizophrenia, eating disorders, anger, insomnia, sexual assault, domestic violence, helplines, learn to love yourself, hard day?, more helplines)

Masterpost of Masterposts (writing, movies/shows, food, beauty, health, education, music, art, typography, sewing, languages, communication, adulting, diy, random, masterposts)

Self-Help Masterpost of Masterposts (Cheer up and relax, fun stuff, mental illness, self harm, films, general, in case of emergency)

The Tumblr Guide To Healthy Living (nutrition, recipes, desserts, clense/detox, veganism/vegetarianism, weight loss, calculators, exercise, feeling good, battling eating disorders, “inspiration”) I do NOT promote losing weight for the sake of losing weight, thinspiration, dieting, fasting, or any of that. the list is here for recipes and exercises. I am a strong follwer of body positivity and HAES. You are wonderful the way you are!

Food to Make

Really Nice Recipes Every Hour (Seriously, thousands of recipes- well tagged and great instructions. <3)

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches

Banana Cream Pie Cupcakes

25 Hot Chocolate Recipes

2-4 Ingredient Recipes

Oatmeal Masterpost

Food On A Stick

Chocolate Chip Cookie Guide

Scotcharoos

Fast Food you can make at home

Pancakes.

Restaurant Recipes

Molten Lava Cake

Red Lobster Biscuits

Amazing Chocolate Recipes

Crockpot Beans and Rice

Broke College Kid Foods

Cookie Recipes

Reptar Bars

Things I Can Say to Myself When I Feel Shitty

Repeat after me

F yea me

Emotional Support Bunny

I am Cute Too

Twenty Dollars

It’s Okay if you aren’t

Mental Grounding

I’m a Fucking Unicorn

Gold Stars

Permission Slip

I’m Proud

Remember the Sloths

Personal Victories Vest

You’re not unreliable

The Manatee

You are Making Progress

Shout Out

I know you are feeling Sad

Bodies as Flowers

My Pace

I know it’s hard

Cute/Funny Stuff

Grover Does Science

John John counts with Grover

Classic Paintings with Sesame Street Characters

Best Moment in Film History

Babies Experiencing Things

Low-Viscosity Rayon

Dramatic Reading of Rough and Ready

This Adorable Child

Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals (its funny I promise)

Martians Discover a Telephone

Stretches for the “holy”

Fantastic Prank

Girl with the Twisted Face

Animal Therapy

The dog who can’t run

Baby Hippo

Dog is Eeyore

Cute Puppy/Kitty friends

Animals with the Vet 

Bunnies sticking their tongues out

Cats sticking their tongues out

Den of Kittens 

Big Kitty

Puppies and Babies

Puppies and Babies 2

Dogs Underwater

Cat Photobomb

Cute Animal Pairs

Duck Tales

Fat Cats

Bunnies

Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming 2

Animal Thieves

Baby Animals

Dogs Being Dogs

Dogs Being Dogs 2

Popular Puppy Breeds

Cats and Technology

Big Cats

Animals are Great

Silky Anteater

Kitties Being Kitties

Mama and Baby Animals

Cute Puppies

Animals using Animals as Pillows

Dealing with Assault/Trauma/Abuse

No is a complete sentence.

Resources for Male Survivors

Help for Men

Coping with Flashbacks

For Survivors and Loved Ones

Are You Disassociating?

Depression/Anxiety/Panic and Hotlines

Online suicide hotline (not 24/7) 

Hotline Numbers

Panic and Anxiety Masterpost

Anxiety Masterpost *Re-routed to cleaned-up version I made

50 Alternatives to Self-Harm

Anxiety and Helping Someone Cope 

Anxiety: A Self-Help Masterpost *Re-routed to cleaned-up version I made

Distractions

Randomish distractions

Websites for when you want to…

Free Audio Books

Education at your fingertips

Documentaries

Ambient Noise Masterlist

BAMF Women

Shower Thoughts with Nick Offerman

Apps for Students

Teen Movie 8Tracks

College Textbooks for Free *Couldn’t see with safe mode on

Book Resources *Couldn’t see with safe mode on

Disney/Pixar masterpost

Disney Movies Alphabetically Listed 

Disney Movies You’ve Never Heard Of

Free Classes at MIT

Finals Survival Guide

Visual Glossaries

Relaxation Stuff

All of Bill Nye the Science Guy

You’re Getting Old

Cool Sites

Skymall Catalog

Have Another

And Another

Just One More

Emotions and Coping

Emotions Chart

Self Care Bingo

Coping Skills Toolbox

Showering when you don’t have spoons

Breathing Technique

Emotional Baggage Check

Self Care Cheat Sheet 

Coping with Overwhelming Emotions

Feeling Weighed Down?

Misc.

Trans Resources

Tips for Dealing with People in Pain

Ways to be an Ally to non-Monosexual People

Lowest Prices for Prescriptions

DMAB Masterpost

So your friend has a chronic Illness or Disability

HabitRPG

Education for Cis allies

Trans Resources

Cheap Travel for Students

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So. How would you like a funney Looney Tunes S/I

Aspen the Anteater! In “general” Looney Tunes canon, she’s an astrologist, either self-employed or working for a company/the government or. Whatever makes the story works.

She wants to explore the galaxy and— unlike basically everyone else who works in her field— believes that friendship is the way to go if they were ever to encounter aliens. Very often, this attitude gets her fired from her job (if she doesn’t just leave herself).

This of course, catches the attention of Marvin. He often tries to take advantage of her attitude by asking her to do tests, asking her to come to Mars, the usual Marvin stuff. Though he never mentions blowing up the Earth to her. That would definitely dissuade her from wanting to help (besides, it's a surprise! And he hates spoilsports).

Unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat… or Martian in this case. Aspen becomes so excited to chat with and help an alien with Earth studies— not to mention curious about Martian technology— that she might grab something she's not supposed to. Or press some wrong buttons. And it ends up blowing up in Marvin's face, often literally.

She doesn’t do it out of malice or even survival instinct. It’s just her living a dream! And that enthusiasm wears Marvin down quick, who eventually kicks her off his ship/sends her back to Earth himself, swearing he’s not going to touch the planet again.

Until the inevitable next time.

Will he eventually learn that she’s very curious to learn about him and trying to patch things up? Eh, who knows.

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Racing Stripe (get it because an anteater has a stripe)

This took. A month of on-and-off writing to finish, on god??? Either way, hope you enjoy Aspen's first "official" appearance in the show! Basically a rewrite and expansion of "The Fast and the Feathery". This episode gave me the idea to make Aspen a mechanic; it did things to my brain.

Word count: 1.4k

Taglist: @crickiss @caracello @librarian-lover @halsdaisy @pandapup [If you want to be added, click here!]

(Please reblog! Likes do nothing + I like reading tags :])

"The lone duck descends in a last-ditch effort to send incendiary ordinance on an unsuspecting enemy...  Ka-BOOM!  Take THAT, you heathen monkeys!"

Aspen rolled her eyes.  Even in the alleyway she was hiding in, she could hear how much dung Duck Dodgers-- yes, the Duck Dodgers-- was throwing out.  She poked her head out from behind a barrel.

After getting yelled at by a kid, Dodgers hopped out and started bragging about the hot rods he used to ride back in the 21st century to his cadet and I.Q. Hi.  He even went as far as to say he invented racing.  The anteater couldn't help but let out a annoyed tch.

"It's just big talk to make himself seem better than he is, Aspen.  Errol did the same thing all the time," she told herself.  "Just ignore him.  Bet he's never been on a real track."

Some trumpets caught the crowd's-- and her-- attention.  It was a group of elite Martians, and the commander quickly stepped up into the spotlight. "Introducing the Supreme Leader of the Martian Empire: Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Mars!"

Queen Tyr'ahnee walked gracefully out from behind the curtains and addressed the crowds.  "Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present our entry for this year's competition.  The Martian Maverick 6 Million!"

While the crowds cheered for the reveal, Aspen stayed silent.  Until: "...and will be piloted by our undefeated Grand Champion!" The queen gestured to her commander.  "Who will gladly destroy any competition."

"Arrogant blowhards!" Dodgers sneered.

"Real rich coming from you," the hidden anteater muttered.  

"Doc, let's get out of here! Cadet, this way!" But the little pig was gone. "Cadet?" Dodgers looked behind, where the Cadet was talking up the duck as a racing legend.

Dodgers took in a sharp inhale and booked it for the stage, weaving through the crowds of people. The anteater snickered.

"And that’s what he gets for talking big.” She unconsciously started moving closer to the stage.  When else would she see the great hero Duck Dodgers make a complete fool of himself?

Aspen shimmied through the crowd just in time to hear Dodgers say, "Um... Y'know... Maybe I wasn't all that great..." and the crowd gasp in shock. As the masses spread their disbelief, she had to bite her tongue to hold in a laugh.  "I hope you're happy," Dodgers whispered at his sidekick.  But he quickly picked himself up.  "Fear not, my people!  I will not shrink from the task set before me.  I shall be your champion and defeat the Martian horde!"

As the crowds cheered, the commander grumbled.  "Arrogant blowhard."

Dodgers soaked up the crowd's approval, but then noticed Aspen with a small smug smile on her face.  "What're you grinning for?"

Everyone halted a bit of their momentum. All their eyes were on her now.  No one seemed to recognize her… yet.  That was good.  

The anteater was taken aback for a second— if she stayed here, it could be big trouble. However, if there was one thing she learned from being around a bunch of rowdy pirates, it was how to keep a cool head. 

She kept her smile on and her eyes to the stage.  "Nothin'.  Just excited to see the race."

The duck clearly heard this as a jab because he raced up to her, snarling like a bull and getting right into her face.  "What?!  You think you can race better than me or somethin'!?"  The crowd gasped, and the two Martians quirked their eyebrows. 

She could hear muttering.  Some of them might be starting to realize.  But she's too far in now.

Aspen took a step back, still with a cool smile.  "I mean… possibly.  I've been around spaceships my whole life, and I've been racing in 'em since I was three.  Your experiences sound pretty comparable to mine."

Dodgers nearly seemed to be at a loss for words; she guessed he was expecting her to match his angry energy with her own.  This cool reception was a shell shock.  But there was still some punch in him. 

"W-W-Well... where's your proof then?!  How do we all know-"

Aspen whipped out a tiny book.

"-that you're not just-"

She opened it up.

"-blowing... hot... air?"

It was full of all her racing memories, snapped into photos.  She pointed at each one she described.  "Me when I was three, in my first race ship.  Me when I was six, winning my first derby.  Me when-"

"How many pictures do you have in there?" The Cadet finally piped up.

She thumbed through the little book.  "Enough to fill 141 pages."

The duck blinked like a deer in headlights, but he quickly composed himself. "HA! You're gonna need a lot more than family photos to stand up to me, Trunks! You enter this race, and you'll be eating my space dust!"

"C'mon Captain, let's go and get ready." The Cadet managed to defuse, literally pushing the duck away and towards his race ship. Dodgers left a final message of sticking his tongue out.

With that, the crowd finally started to disperse, and Aspen didn’t hear anyone try and contact the authorities!  Mission success: she could finally leave!

"I don't think I've ever seen Dodgers lose his confidence that succinctly before."

Or not.

Aspen jumped out of her skin and nearly shrieked, before she clamped her mouth shut and looked at her side.  It seemed the Martian commander accidentally snuck up on her, and he looked as wide-eyed as she did.

Well... compared to how a Martian usually looked.  Big eyes had to make up for the lack of every other facial feature.

The anteater relaxed and chuckled.  "Sorry, Commander.  Didn't see you there."

"Clearly."  The Commander's eyes went from cautious to curious.  "If I may be so bold to ask, why on Deimos would you do that?"

"Well first off, Dodgers started it.  And second, the guy was clearly acting off ego.  It just... happened. I have a lot of practice deflating egos, I guess."

X2 made an amused sound.  "Well, anyone who can do that to Dodgers is a friend of mine.  What is your name, mysterious anteater?"

She flitted around her eyes for a bit.  Most everyone was gone now.  "Aspen."

"Aspen..."  He put his hand up to his chin (where it would be anyway).  "Why does that name sound vaguely familiar?"

Uh oh.  If it wasn't time to scram before, it is now. The anteater put on a cheery facade and started to walk off.  "Well, good luck Commander!  May the best racer win!"

"Just a second."  Aspen froze in her tracks, then slowly turned around.  The Commander stepped aside, and Queen Tyr'ahnee stepped forward.  "Aspen, was it?"

"Um... yes, your Highness."

"The same Aspen who's been on the run from just about every law enforcement system in the galaxy?"

"...Um.  Yes, that would be me." Shoot.

"Ah.  Now I recognize you." X2's cold voice wasn't helping the anteater's nerves.

The Queen paused, and Aspen could see the exact moment an idea crossed her mind.  "Are all those things you said to Dodgers true?  Have you truly been racing in ships that long?"

"Y-Yes." She didn't like where this was going.

"I'd like to make a wager with you, Aspen.  Take a place alongside my Commander and Dodgers in this race."

"You want me to put my money where my mouth is.  What's in it for me?"

"From all your reports, you have a particular magic with machinery."  X2 seemed to understand his Queen's game plan.  "If you can best both Dodgers and myself, all of your charges against Mars will be dropped.  You'll be fed, sheltered, and with your handiwork, you'll certainly be paid well.  You'll finally have a place to rest your feet.  We'll even throw in dental."

Aspen must've made a face subconsciously because the the short Martian's face and tone went deadpan.  "Yes, we have dentists on Mars."

"That's... very kind of you, but I don't need charity.  I'm doing just fine."

But that wasn't what the anteater was worried about; heck, that offer sounded amazing.  She was more concerned with staying in one spot for too long... she never knew when someone from her old crew was going to find her.

Tyr'ahnee could see she would need better bait.  "What if every charge of yours was erased, across the galaxy?"

That made the anteater pause. "Can you... even do that?"

"I can be very convincing if I want to be."  

Gears turned in Aspen's head, and eventually... "...I think I can work with that."

"Just remember: Mars offered you pardon first."

"I get it."  Aspen looked over at X2 and held out a metal paw.  "May the best racer win, Commander."

The shorter Martian grinned with his eyes and gripped her paw in a handshake.  "Indeed, and may Dodgers lose."

"Say Commander, do you need... money to enter this race?"