#marshmallow bae

[inkdrinkerworld]

hello bae idk if ur taking requests rn but whenever u are could you potentially do a spencer reid x curvy reader ?? just a true baddie and no one thinks spencer can handle all of her? i love this trope and am happy with whatever you do with it!

“You’re not being nice to me.” Spencer says as you slip into a pair of low rise jeans.

Your skin glistens, the glitter lotion you’d applied making you look that much more like a goddess.

You’re meeting Spencer’s friends from work for drinks tonight and you’d just gotten the most perfect top to make your outfit delectable.

“I’m being very nice to you, Spencer.” You slip into the top that stops just over your navel, your newest piercing out on display making Spencer swallow hard.

He’s not a prude, not your Spencer, but seeing your belly button adorned with a dangly silver dragonfly and in display fills him with an almost animalistic need to keep you in bed with him for the rest of the night.

“How do you figure?” He asks, reaching for you and smoothing his hands down your sides. You smell like burnt sugar and marshmallows. Spencer’s nose brushes yours, as he waits for your answer.

“Because I look like a peach and I’m gonna make the best impression on your friends ever.” You squeal when Spencer squeezes your bum and then captures your lips.

When you meet his friends, Spencer can tell you’re not what they were expecting. You look like a seductress- hair pinned up with pieces falling out, pretty dangly earrings to match the rest of your jewellery, your voice a siren’s call and you’re incredibly cheery.

“How does pretty boy keep up with you?” Derek asks, a smile playing on his lips as you look to Spencer who’s deep in conversation with Penelope over some new nerd game.

“Honestly, I don’t know how I keep up with him.” Derek laughs, shaking his head as he drains his drink.

Emily chimes in next, “Never thought Spencer would man up to ask you out.”

Your eyebrows knit, “What do you mean?”

She smiles, a little evilly- like a sister does when they have all the information on their brother. “Spencer’s pined after you for about three months before he said, ‘I finally did it.’”

Your boyfriend tunes into the conversation then, cheeks scarlett as you turn to him.

“You work at the courthouse right?” Emily asks and you nod.

“Spencer was always gushing about the pretty lawyer and how he wanted to ask you out but didn’t have the-“

He cuts her off with a hand over her mouth. “Emily.”

She laughs behind his hand, shrugging which only makes Spencer’s blush worsen.

Penelope shrieks and everyone turns to look at her. “You’re like Vanessa!” She says it like you’re all meant to catch on immediately; when you don’t she rolls her eyes.

“From the Little Mermaid! You look like a siren.” You smile, a barely there blush flushing over you in the dark bar.

“Your trouble is what you are.” Spencer mutters, no one but you hearing him making you smirk.

“Thank you Penelope! Though I have to be honest, this is just my going out get up- I’m much more slouchy at home.”

Spencer rolls his eyes, he doesn’t think you understand how incredibly attractive you are regardless of what you’re wearing.

You lean on Spencer’s shoulder as your drink comes to the table, a sip of Long Island Iced Tea and you’re turning to JJ.

“What’s it like working with Spencer?”

His hand falls to the small of your back as you listen with rapt attention to his friends’ every word.

Spencer can’t tear his eyes away from you and that’s all Derek needs to know as he shoots a message to Savannah to send him the number of the jeweler who made their rings.

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creepypasta pet name headcanons

eyeless jack: love, darling, sweetheart, lamb chop, apple of my eye hoodie: angel, babygirl, gorgeous, beautiful masky: princess, sunshine, darling, sweetheart ticci toby: little mouse, little lamb, pumpkin, marshmallow, duckling, buttercup jeff the killer: doll, dollface, babe, babydoll, bunny ben drowned: baby, sexy, cutie, cutiepie, kitten, bae slenderman: darling, dear, love, beloved, dove, precious, honey, my one and only

[punch-outshame]

Nicknames he'd give his partner... (X Punch-Out Wii Relationship Hcs)

Glass Joe

Mon amour... a classic, means my love

Mon cœur... my heart

Ma chérie... my darling

Ma belle... my beautiful one

Guimauve... marshmallow

Cookie

And...

Ma poupée... my doll

A hopeless romantic, really...

Von Kaiser

Mein Engel... My angel since he can't see you more than that

Mein Schatz... My Treasure

Liebling... Darling

Brezel... Pretzel

Schnucki... Sweetie-pie

My nurse... Meine Krankenschwester

Mami... only calls you that when he's going through an episode...

Pookie

Disco Kid

Songbank

Good Looking

Rockstar

Bae

Darling

Superstar

Disco Fever... as a playful one

Love

Cupcake

Doll

And my favorite, Bunny... not in a sexual way, it's just pretty cute

King Hippo

"Grrr agarg argagag"

Can't speak English but if he could then...

My Queen

Nani... means beauty

My Princess

Dearest

Pua... means flower

Little Chef

Food Giver

Meal Provider

Wife.

Piston Hondo

Just uses your name...

Like (Y/n)-chan, thats its more affectionate...

You know...

...

Maybe Sakura like the flower

Cute

Beautiful

Cherry blossom

Extremely rare if he calls you 'Dumpling'

Might give you a Sailor Moon nickname when you're in a deeper relationship with him...

Bear Hugger

Honey

Sugar

Munchkin

Honeybee

Pancake

Sweetheart

The Sirup to my pancakes...

Dove

Dear

Mama Bear

Tweet

Any animal nickname really... along with food

Great Tiger

Kitten

Princess

My Queen

Kitty

Gudiya... doll

Chikki... sweet

Aashi... love

"mera doosara aadha"... my other half

Don Flamenco

Amor

Cariño

Corazon

Mi Mujer

Mi flor

Guapa

...

La unica que me alumbra el dia... aparte de mi familia

Aran Ryan

Tuts... thats all

maybe Cotton Tail

possibly Shorty

Dork is an option

its rare to hear him say 'Lucky charm'

Sexy

Dollface

Soda Popinski

Мой персик... My peach

Любимая... Beloved

Маленькая жена... Little Wife

кувшинка... water Lily

моя женщина... my woman

медведь... bear

снежинка... snowflake

Bald Bull

huzurum... my peace

ninni... lullaby

minik alev... tiny flame

uğur böceği... ladybug

Super Macho Man

Babe's

Baby girl

Gummy Bear

Lady legs

Sweetheart

Sexy lady

Mr. Sandman

Teddy Bear

Tiny

Trophy

Caramel

Cinnamon

You can tell I slowly ran out of headcanons lol, hope you enjoyed...

[queenendless]

💗 Cafe Time 💗

A/n: Imma count this as an April Fool's prank cause it's kinda nonsense.

AU centric where JJK cast here are chibis, as is everyone else in this world, and you are the sole normal sized human there.

Cute fluffy filled crack nonsense that is short as hell and cause I've wanted to write chibi stuff for a long time.

Itafushi, NobaMaki, and HaiNana crumbs here and there but SatoSugu x GN!Reader in the end.

DON'T REPOST, PLAGARIZE, COPY, EDIT, TRANSLATE AND/OR STEAL MY FANFIC CONTENT. IF YOU ENJOY MY CONTENT THEN REBLOG, LIKE, COMMENT & FOLLOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

AND HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S! 💌

The tale of a regular sized normie getting teleported to a Japan where everyone but themselves is chibi sized.

Their resisting negation to cursed energy that in the strongest in the country leads to your immediate discovery and recruitment into a place to stay as well as work by a burly mid aged bearded man with shades.

Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College Cafe.

Your newfound workplace and home. Where you met some regulars that quickly became your favorites.

“L/n-san~!” Dear Yuji lifted the cookie atop him, smothered in whipped cream with a bright smile and a wave reserved for you. “Eat me~! Just kidding~!”

Your pinky finger gently ruffled his salmon haired head. “Your teasing is very much warranted, you precious boi.”

In the parfait cup filled with ice cream, whipped cream and berries, a storm cloud raged atop Megumi's brooding head. “Get me outta here or I will shatter this glass.”

Yuji's face became pale with doom, hissing at you conspiratory. “He ain't kidding.”

You reached down and pulled out said grumpy Megumi who took the shinigami dog shaped candy, bashfully thanked you, and shyly pecked you on the cheek, compelling you to smooch him right on the nose. “Favorite tsundere here.”

You dropped him down on table level for Yuji to smother his boi in a good old bear hug; his infectious smile causing his emo bae to blush and ease into it and smile back.

“Maki-san~! Nibble on me~!” Nobara sung suggested cozied smack dabbed in her macaron.

“You idiot. Why did you have to admit that out loud? Here of all places?” Maki murmured, bashfully blushing, looking away amiss her red bean filled pancake sandwich.

“Maki-san! I love you~!” An unashamed Nobara rushed outta her macaron to tackle Maki into a bean pasted draped hug.

“Here.” You lifted off their pancake cover before handing a decent sized handkerchief to the girls as you passed by, earning winks of thanks from the pair before their stained faces grew messier as they commended a make out session under said hankie.

“Konbu! Tsuna Tsuna! Mentaiko!” The orange topped Toge waves eagerly at you from his perched spot on his own cupcake.

“I see you my boi and I've missed you too.” Your offered finger was taken by the rice ball speaking boi, swinging him to land before Panda lounging in the middle of a smore treat.

“Give me a hand, little buddy, tall buddy.”

“Takana!” Toge's mini hand and your long finger were more than enough to pull the fuzzy cursed doll out, though the chocolate sauce and marshmallows stuck to his fur.

You magically pulled out a wet rag to clean him up, humming at the now pristine baby. “My gift to you, my precious Panda.”

“L/n-san! Lift off please and thank you~!”

You picked up Yu's back collar to place him atop his fruit sandwich for him to slide down the creamy path, bumping right into Nanami. “Sandwich slide, hazah~!”

“Why must you condone this nonsense?” Kento commented through a mouthful of his subway sandwich, lightly bopping Haibara on his noggin as an attempted scolding.

“He's your partner. You tell me.” Your sassiness made the stern Nanami purse his lips at you in defiance but had Haibara chortling to his further annoyance, firmly tugging on his cheeks to gargle those noises, only amusing his partner more, finally doing here and now to kiss him just to keep him quiet.

Haibara's face glowed all smitten like. “Aw I love you too – !”

“Hush you and eat.” Nanami couldn't suppress a grin as he ate his subway with his favorite boi.

“Job well done, fellow yaoi buddy.” Shoko snorted at what she just saw, lounging in her lemon tea sponge cake, raising her small palm for you to give a carefully slow high five indeed.

“Keep your hands to yourself, assassin.” Riko narrowed dagger eyes at the scarred man across the room, cherry atop her head as she floated in a literal ice cream soda float.

“Riko-sama, be cautious, now.” Misato cautioned her, doing her best to stay blended within her fruity spread.

“I think he's retired from that lifestyle now.” You assured the pair, settling their nerves down when you handed them a plush doll with two eyes, eight legs and horns for them to cuddle and ride on.

“Suguru~ They're so pretty~!” Satoru plopped red bean paste sweetness into his mouth as he watched you move to and fro throughout the cafe.

Suguru munched on the cherry that sat atop with him on the cupcake. “Despite the major height difference, I will admit they look docile.”

“In that case – !” Gojo got down on one knee. “Marry us please~!”

Geto nearly choked. “Toru, we're still dating!”

Gojo got up to kiss him fully on the lips. “Well, we've practically been wedded since day one so …”

Geto's eyes crinkled with tender mirth, humming as he kissed back. “Can't argue with that logic.”

Grabbing his hand, the albino of the two floated them both on up high to reach you. “Plus, a poly ship is very sexy~”

The fact that the iconic strongest pair landed on either shoulder to kiss you simultaneously on your cheeks touched your heart.

“Aw, I – MMPH!”

The super human chibi that is Toji threw his bagel like a Frisbee disk right into your mouth. “Oi. You. This donut ain't cuttin’ it for me. Get me some beer, huh?”

“Dad!” Megumi snapped on your behalf.

“He is a beast.” Yuji anxiously sweated at the alarmingly impressive feat.

“I wanna duel him even more now.” Maki, a fellow non-cursed fighter, got fired up after peaking outside to witness his simple yet stellar stunt.

“Eh!? We already called dibs!” Gojo flared up, steam coming outta his ears.

“Hands off, monkey.” Geto emanated pure unfiltered hatred for the brute killer.

All three men had their eyes cast in shadow as literal sparks of agitation flew between them, ruining the cozy vibe of the cafe.

Able to chew and swallow that bagel up, you could speak again. “Knock yourself out, you beast.” Whisking out a jug of booze outta the blue, you knew the superhuman killer could take it, his smug self already chugging it down with one hand.

“Physically gifted,” Yuji and Maki breathed out in amazement.

“As I was gonna say,” you cupped your hands out for GoGe to sit on, your e/c eyes sparkling down at them, “Of course I'll marry you two. Size and all.”

A giggling Satoru and an amused Suguru are over the moon with your acceptance, bringing them close enough for them to smooch your lips in unison.

However later, you got an earful of “Goddamn” from your chibi sized boss at giving someone alcohol at his fine establishment.

But, you could tolerate it.

All these cuties make it all worth it.

Especially your new beaus.

[blushblushbear]

Hellooo, can i ask for anon, ichban, and Cole with a very shy/introverted/anti-social all of that marshmallow?

Anon:

honestly kinda loves it

cause SAME

he has some online friends and he talks to them all pretty regularly

but for the most part he enjoys his solitude

he does try and bring you into his friend groups but only a few times and only if you want to

he doesn't want to keep you and the rest of his social life separate, but he's not going to force you into interactions

there are some dark web peeps that he'd never introduce you to though, but that's just the nature of the game on that one-- he doesn't really know them either

thinks it's a little cute when you're in public and shy but he also will come to your rescue

he's not normally 'they said no pickles' guy, but for you he will be

he's actually really glad you enjoy his company as much as he enjoys yours

I feel like there's a lot of parallel play/just hanging in the same room happening

though also he's good about giving you your space when you want it

to a degree

he will make you come out of your hidey hole every few days

if only cause he's lonely and wants a cuddle

Ichiban:

a bit mixed on it

on the one hand he's usually home and stuff streaming so it's nice to have you around

it's also nice that you can be in the same room and also be completely chill and quiet while he streams next to you

his fans have not seen your face but they have seen your torso (when you walked by)

there's def a fandom name for you, like Bae or something

he does kinda wish you'd come with him to cons or fan meet ups, but he'd never force you

you've been a guest on his streams (in game) a few times, but you only really talk to/around him, you don't interact with chat much

the times you do, he's actually really happy and proud, it feels like your coming out of your shell

also chat really likes you, and idk, it's just nice to see you interacting with others and having fun

you'd never start a channel yourself though

at least that's what you've said

though if you DID start one, Ichi is gonna be ALL OVER IT

more cozy gamer couple stuff

Cole:

honestly that's fine by him

you don't need anyone else in your life

and neither does he

he actually loves how in sync you feel on some of your mutual disdain for others

and it's cute how shy you are

will very happily and proudly be your 'THEY SAID NO PICKLES' guy

you maybe make him a little worse ngl...

codependency yey!!

he's definitely keen on putting you into a comfy little box that only he can be in with you (metaphorically! ...and maybe a little bit literally....)

feels so honored and happy and a little bit delirious that you choose him

your his his HIS!

and he's all yours yours yours

he's very good about parallel play/existing etc

he's a little less so when you want space

he'll agree to it but it can sometimes make him anxious

unless he also wants space then oh wow it's crazy how in tune we are <3

never pushes you to socialize

and sometimes gets a little jealous if and when you do

yep, this is def a healthy relationship, 100%

[wabatle]

「 ✦ 2024 Flufftober ✦ 」

Hello! I'll do a little postponing on my 300 event (i have no ideas) so we can do a flufftober event!

I'll write something for each day of this month, though some may be late. It may end up carrying into November a little bit, but please bear with me.

Send requests for fics to for me to write! I'll write for any of the things in my rules for requesting, so go ahead and pick a character from there!

Feel free to give me a date with your character as well! It may end up already taken, but if you want a specific date I'd be happy to list it! (Ex. For Oct 21st, can you do Kaiser?)

Rules are simple -> be polite, no NSFW or very suggestive, have fun

If it's possible, try not to request a character that's already been requested. I can make some exceptions depending on who is requested and as long as the genre is different, but it really all depends on who. Sorry in advance!

List and genres below cut! (Make sure you read to the end for all info. If you don't care that's okay too.)

✓ - done, will be linked | 𖦹 - self indulgent

Oct. 1st - Chigiri Hyoma (sour patch kids) ✓

Oct. 2nd - Ego Jinpachi (mints) ✓

Oct. 3rd - Belphegor (marshmallow) ✓

Oct. 4th - Alexis Ness (smarties) ✓

Oct. 5th - Meguru Bachira (sour patch kids) ✓

Oct. 6th - Lucifer (sour patch kids) ✓

Oct. 7th - Rin Itoshi (sour patch kids) ✓

Oct. 8th - Airi Momoi (sour patch kids) ✓ (deleted)

Oct. 9th - Seishiro Nagi (mints) ✓

Oct. 10th - Sae Itoshi (marshmallow) ✓

Oct. 11th - Diavolo (Gummy worms) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 12th - Michael Kaiser (chocolate) ✓

Oct. 13th - Asmodeus (marshmallow) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 14th - Mizuki Akiyama (reverse gummy worms) ✓ (deleted)

Oct. 15th - Mammon (smarties) ✓

Oct. 16th - Barbatos (marshmallow) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 17th - Reo Mikage (marshmallow) ✓

Oct. 18th - Lucifer (marshmallow) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 19th - Beelzebub (smarties) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 20th - Satan (marshmallow) 𖦹 ✓

Oct. 21st - Michael Kaiser (mints) 𖦹 ✓

If you want a specific genre, ask for these candies!

Marshmallow - Regular fluff

Sour patch kids - Angst/comfort (happy ending)

Gummy worms - Comfort (no angst)

Smarties - School related

Chocolate - Break-up/back together

Mints - Crack/humor

You don't have to choose any of these! You can just request a character if you want.

☆Happy requesting!

Inspo from my one true love @maxident-xx sorry for the new tag bae

[pillow-anime-talk]

33. "Let's stay like this forever, please." for hajun yeon from paradox live, maybe in a context where mc fem wants to comfort him so she extends her arms to give him a hug because she saw hajun down / sad, a soft moment hehe uvu

# tags: scenario; current relationship; soft romance; fluff; comforting; hugs; sfw

includes: female reader ft. hajun yeon {paradox live; bae}

author’s note: hope you like it, anonnie!

33. “Let’s stay like this forever, please.”

The last week had been incredibly tiring for Hajun; not only had he played four concerts in Osaka, Tokyo, Kyoto and Fukuoka, then had a fight with Allen while writing a new song for his upcoming album, but on top of that, the atmospheric pressure had given him a massive headache that even a pill couldn’t handle. That’s why the twenty-one-year-old hadn’t been able to do anything productive today except lie down, sleep and drink a lot of water.

You came back from work after three in the afternoon and you immediately felt on your skin that something was wrong. Hajun hadn’t been playing on the console, tapping his fingers on the counter looking for inspiration, singing to himself, taking a shower or cooking dinner for the two of you like he usually did when you went on morning shifts. However, you could feel a dead aura coming from the bedroom, and as soon as you peeked out from behind the threshold to see what was going on with your boyfriend, you felt slightly sad when you saw him sleeping and cuddled up to your pillow. On the nightstand you also saw a pack of headache pills and a glass of water with an ice cube that was slowly melting.

Not wanting to wake your partner from his sleep, you slowly went to the kitchen to prepare a quick meal and a warm drink for the two of you; you decided on simple onigiri with tuna paste, sriracha and pumpkin cocoa with lots of small marshmallows and chocolate sprinkles. You finished the preparations in less than an hour, and at the very end you placed eight onigiri wrapped in nori on a tray next to two cups of drink.

After turning off the light in the kitchen, you went to the bedroom, put the trays on the nightstand, and then sat down on the bed, touching Hajun’s warm forehead. He didn’t seem to have a fever and he definitely wasn’t sick, but you knew perfectly well how he reacted to high blood pressure and stress.

“Hey... Hajun…?” You whispered, not wanting to scare him. The boy opened one eyelid, then the other, then frowned at another attack of pain in the temples of his skull. “I made some snack for us... Does it hurt a lot?” You asked worriedly, to which he nodded slightly. “Aw. Poor thing.” You sat on your ankles next to him, massaging his head. This caress didn’t last long, however, because after a moment your boyfriend grabbed your hand and pulled you closer to him, causing you to fall onto the mattress and pillow right next to him. You spread your arms and without surprise you felt his head melt into your chest, and your breathing normalized.

“Let’s stay like this forever, please.”

“But our food and cho…” You started, but Hajun only hugged you tighter.

“Please.” He repeated, avoiding your gaze. After all, you hadn’t seen him in a meek, calm and submissive version for a long time.

“… Fine.” You replied, hugging his neck tighter.

You didn’t even realize when the cocoa and onigiri were forgotten and you were attacked by sleep and the desire to rest. It was a really positive ending to the day.

[theogonize]

hi bae its 🎾anon and im craving domestic wilson ugnndh

imagine you guys are going camping, just a casual 3 night-RV park vacation. it all started when he told you about camping trips with his dad and brothers and you were like “omg thats so funny ive never been camping” and he immediately planned a trip (cause hes your father figure in a horrible sexy fucked up way)

so you two find a nice secluded spot in the park to set up shop and wilson looks so hot and incredibly dorky because he has a massive fucking camper backpack and a stupid fishing vest and his cheeks are so bite-able and dhskdhsj

anywayysss its chilly out and you n him are by the fire and hes cuddling you, ur making smores together and he gets sticky marshmallow on his dimple so you lick it off of him- he gets turned the fuck on by this so you guys end up making out and groping eachother before bed

the next few days are spent with him teaching you how to cast a line or whatever idgaf about fishing unless hes my instructor 😍 you also go for the occasional hike to spot flora and native birds, headcanon for a sec but imagine wilson being a birdwatcher hes such a damn dork ugh

despite all the fun you had on the trip, youre happy to be back at the condo with an actual shower head and some “who wants to be a millionaire”.you and him have reached the point in your relationship where youve gone camping. huh.

(sorry for the rant i needed to get this out hes so daddy😫😫😫)

god made me mentally ill so it all lead up to me enjoying domestic wilson with extreme enthusiasm

you're so sick and twisted for that father figure in a horrible sexy fucked up way because if u tell him that u want to experience the epic highs and lows of rv camping, he will literally have it booked and ready the next day because that's what his pretty girl wants. and he doesn't want you to ever experience any form of discomfort so he packs extra heavy with the worlds most exhaustive first aid kit and twenty pairs of clothes.

and it's so soso so sexy how he's literally an expert at this stuff. something about a man being in tune with nature and knowing what he's doing is just hot as fuck. he's literally doing all the work and when youre all pouty like i wanna do something too, he'll give in like fine you can collect the sticks for the fire. only to follow you because he's irrationally afraid of you being eaten alive by a bear or something. and every stick you pick up, you give it to him. and he stares at your ass every time you're bent over <3

god forbid you get a splinter because he's gonna treat it like you're losing all your arm. if your legs get sore, he will definitely attempt to pick you up (his back is gonna give out so you urge him to skip that)

and all he wants to do is cuddle with you when you're in his mcgill sweater around the campfire. you're in charge of making s'mores while he's incharge of staring at how the bright orangy light bounces off your pretty features. the rv is quiet small so it's extra snuggly and comfy :((((((((((((((((

AND I DO THINK HE HAS A BIRDWATCHER IN HIM...

next morning when he takes you fishing, you can barely pay attention at all because he's in a beautiful navy shirt with the top few buttons open and sleeves rolled and hair tousled as the lake breeze hits his face. he's never looked so handsome, moreso because he's patiently explaining whatever they do when they catch the fish. and then he calls you out to catch a few yourself. it's laughable how bad you are at first, he can definitely tell you weren't listening. he walks behind you then, guiding your hand, showing you how its done. and when you wait for the fish to start nibbling at the weight, his arms are just casually wrapped around your waist as he rests his face in the crook of your neck. the simple, devastating domesticity of it all. the lake, the birds, the sun. and the two of you. like this.

you and him have reached the point in your relationship where youve gone camping. huh.

[leeseulss]

WHAT VAPES I THINK RED VELVET OWNS : red velvet (ot5)

# word count : 582

# content : don't like? don't read!, all jokes! don't take this seriously, vaping, smoking, remember everyone.. smoking and vaping is bad for you!, i've never vaped/smoked before but i thought this would be funny to write

# cast : bae joohyun (irene), kang seulgi, son seungwan (wendy), park sooyoung (joy), kim yerim (yeri)

BAE JOOHYUN (IRENE) : irene doesn't seem like the type to vape, but i can see her doing it. she doesn't own one but she’ll probably hit her members’ or friends’ vapes every once in a while. irene seems the type to take away the members’ vapes at a certain time (a vape curfew you could say) and get mad at them if any of them disappear or she smells it on them after curfew. she likes the fruity flavors like mango or dragonfruit, but she despises the lemon-lime and grape ones. she doesn't like it when her members or friends vape too much because she's worried for their health. like any typical mom figure, but she doesn't mind if you smoke or vape around her. (after all, she's guilty of vaping too.) seems like she'd be a smoker though. not addicted, but she goes through a couple boxes a year.

KANG SEULGI : seulgi seems like a mix of both. she smokes every now and then but also has a vape. i think she’d have a rechargeable one on her vanity. seulgi would like any flavor she could get her hands on. she's not picky. she makes her older brother buy it for her because she doesn't wanna get caught by fans or her parents. pays him at least ₩1000 each time. she’d have a squonk and her favorite cigarette brand would be something like raison or marlboro. she doesn't smoke or vape often, but often enough that her friends know she does it.

SON SEUNGWAN (WENDY) : wendy is neither. maybe a smoker every now and then but she likes to protect her vocals (and lungs). after all, she has a standard to live up to. smoking is a giant turn-off for her, she just hates the smell. which probably contributes to her dislike of it. she's tried a vape before but it wasn't good. alcohol is enough for her. it's a secret, but she likes the fruity vapes. she just likes the smell though. like irene, she honestly doesn't care if someone smokes or vapes around her.

PARK SOOYOUNG (JOY) : joy.. honestly seems like a big vape enthusiast. has a small box of them underneath her bed. joy seems like she's into the sweet dessert like flavors, but doesn't mind any. her favorite is anarchist withe, which is a graham cookie with marshmallows. she's like those teenagers that go crazy if they can't find their vape (even though she's rich enough to buy more). she's always out with the nct members whenever they smoke or vape. she brings her vape everywhere with her, except for when she has schedules or going abroad. she can't have people finding out that she vapes. one time she accidentally brought it with her to a schedule and irene found out and practically blew her ears off. (never doing that again!) it's a little crazy how much she vapes especially with how her vocals sound. 

KIM YERIM (YERI) : yeri’s not one to vape, but she hits joy’s every now and then. not that she dislikes it because she owns a few disposable ones, but because she finds it overrated and boring. yeri's definitely a huge drinker though. she’d pick drinking over vaping any day. but she LOVES the mint flavored ones. call her crazy, but she loves it. she hides her disposable vapes from everyone because she doesn't want irene to find out and yell at her.. kind of scared to do it sometimes because she doesn't want to overdo it and smell like a mint flavored vape and get caught.

[acozthaalexsandro]

his three-year-old eatery was hardly well-seasoned. Salt Bae Burger — founded by the eponymous Turkish butcher who became a viral sensation in 2017 thanks to his flamboyant style of sprinkling salt on raw meat while wearing sunglasses and a fitted white shirt — has closed. The Manhattan restaurant, opened in 2020 after Salt Bae managed to launch a series of restaurants off his internet fame, shuttered earlier this month and now sports a sign claiming it is “moving to a new location” on its 220 Park Ave. South door Only, the “new location” is 412 W. 15th St., which is the address of Nusr-Et Steakhouse, one of two New York branches of an international chain chophouse venture also by Salt Bae, whose actual name is Nusret Gökçe. (The other NYC Nusr-Et Steakhouse is at 60 W. 53rd St., and the chop shop also has locations in Turkey, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and Greece, according to its website. Salt Bae Burger has one other location, in Dubai.) A brand spokesperson clarified to Eater that the steakhouse will now serve the burger joint’s menu, which has included such offerings as the marshmallow-heavy, ice cream-free milkshake the Puf Puf, a topansa1.com $99 “golden milkshake,” legally contentious pink veggie burgers that were initially only free “for ladies,” and the signature Salt Bae Burger, featuring “Wagyu meat” and ��oozy toppings” nypost.com fcode nyp28 according to Gothamist, which once called the eatery “the worst restaurant in NYC.

[pearlzier]

im tweaking dude i was letting the chickens i have out and i started screaming bc a rooster tried attacking me and all i had to defend myself was a marshmallow stick roaster thing and its 6:57 i cant be doing this

OH BAE 😭😭😭 IM CRYING STOP I WOULDVE SUCCUMB TO THE ROOSTER WOULDVE BEEN OVER 4 ME

[wallisgolphin]

Salt Bae’s NYC burger joint suddenly closes

"his three-year-old eatery was hardly well-seasoned. Salt Bae Burger — founded by the eponymous Turkish butcher who became a viral sensation in 2017 thanks to his flamboyant style of sprinkling salt on raw meat while wearing sunglasses and a fitted white shirt — has closed. The Manhattan restaurant, opened in 2020 after Salt Bae managed to launch a series of restaurants off his internet fame, shuttered earlier this month and now sports a sign claiming it is “moving to a new location” on its 220 Park Ave. South door Only, the “new location” is 412 W. 15th St., which is the address of Nusr-Et Steakhouse, one of two New York branches of an international chain chophouse venture also by Salt Bae, whose actual name is Nusret Gökçe. (The other NYC Nusr-Et Steakhouse is at 60 W. 53rd St., and the chop shop also has locations in Turkey, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and Greece, according to its website. Salt Bae Burger has one other location, in Dubai.) A brand spokesperson clarified to Eater that the steakhouse will now serve the burger joint’s menu, which has included such offerings as the marshmallow-heavy, ice cream-free milkshake the Puf Puf, a topansa1.com $99 “golden milkshake,” legally contentious pink veggie burgers that were initially only free “for ladies,” and the signature Salt Bae Burger, featuring “Wagyu meat” and “oozy toppings” nypost.com fcode nyp28 according to Gothamist, which once called the eatery “the worst restaurant in NYC."

[sholler56378722]

Salt Bae’s NYC burger joint suddenly closes

his three-year-old eatery was hardly well-seasoned.Salt Bae Burger — founded by the eponymous Turkish butcher who became a viral sensation in 2017 thanks to his flamboyant style of sprinkling salt on raw meat while wearing sunglasses and a fitted white shirt — has closed.The Manhattan restaurant, opened in 2020 after Salt Bae managed to launch a series of restaurants off his internet fame, shuttered earlier this month and now sports a sign claiming it is “moving to a new location” on its 220 Park Ave. South doorOnly, the “new location” is 412 W. 15th St., which is the address of Nusr-Et Steakhouse, one of two New York branches of an international chain chophouse venture also by Salt Bae, whose actual name is Nusret Gökçe.(The other NYC Nusr-Et Steakhouse is at 60 W. 53rd St., and the chop shop also has locations in Turkey, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and Greece, according to its website. Salt Bae Burger has one other location, in Dubai.)A brand spokesperson clarified to Eater that the steakhouse will now serve the burger joint’s menu, which has included such offerings as the marshmallow-heavy,ice cream-free milkshake the Puf Puf, a topansa1.com $99 “golden milkshake,” legally contentious pink veggie burgers that were initially only free“for ladies,” and the signature Salt Bae Burger, featuring “Wagyu meat” and “oozy toppings”nypost.com fcode nyp28according to Gothamist, which once called the eatery “the worst restaurant in NYC.

[hotsugarkrp]

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𓆩♡𓆪 — some marshmallows got a little too 𝓽𝓸𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂!

Actress — Bae Suzy

Actress — Kim Goeun

Actress — Im Jinah (nana)

Actor — Lee Jongwon

BTOB — Lee Minhyuk (Huta)

The Boyz — Jacob Bae

Dreamcatcher — Kim Bora (Sua)

El7z up— Kwon Nayeon (Nana)

(G)idle — Yeh Shuhua

Got7 — Kim Yugyeom

Itzy — Choi Jisu (Lia)

Itzy — Hwang Yeji

Itzy — Lee Chaeryeong

Kep1er — Mashiro Sakamoto

Kiss of life — Natty

Le Sserafim — Kim Chaewon

Monsta x — Im Changkyun (I.M)

Only One Of — Lee Taeyeob (Yoojung)

Oneus — Lee Seoho

Purple Kiss — Cho Seoyoung (Ireh)

Purple Kiss — Mori Koyuki (Yuki)

Red Velvet — Kang Seulgi

RIIZE — Jung Sungchan

Soloist — Kim Hyuna

Soloist — Seo Soojin

Twice — Chou Tzuyu

Twice — Im Nayeon

Vanner — Lee Taehwan

Xdinaryheroes — Oh Seungmin (ode)

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[mywons]

What's your favorite snack bae???

(asking for legal reasons)

omg i have so many

okay i love chocolate donuts, specifically from dunkin (and the frozen chocolate drink) i also love welch’s strawberry gummies!! and marshmallows. i loveeeee soft baked chocolate chip cookies, literally any soda, and i love funyuns!!

[tainsan]

YES I DEF THINK THAT TOO!! im just rlly bad at spelling and meant jongho might just use ur name/a shortened ver 😞 yeosang would DEF use ur name but like in the nerdiest way im sorry. hes just a little dorky if that makes sense! i 🫶🏻 nerds tho

on the contrary wooyoung would use the cringiest nicknames ever whether ur there or not. 'my little sugarplum cupcake' 'my honey booboo bear' hed start saying into recipes atp like 'my 1/4 cup of sugar with five large marshmallows!!' thanks man. how sweet!

IM SOO EXCITED!! i need fluff rn these past few chapters have hit me like a train and i am SICK and TIRED of their shenanigans. just kiss it out! i will not sue promise maybe just scream a little 🤗 this fic has everything i love AND an amazing incredible spectacular funny kind author

yeah its not terrible until you have to do it ☹️ its a workout esp when ppl keep messing up 👿👿👿 i think im the side kick here tbh! us against the world though 🤞🏻(and misfit atz. ik yk what theyre gonna do and how theyll improve but IIII dont so until then.. they better sleep with one eye open)

hopefully ur mental health is good or i will uh. fight ur brain! 🤺 and i hope ur inside and safe now 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ok thats my super duper long message for now 😎 thank u for listening and sorry for the wall of text. i WILL be back🐺

-🦝

ME TOO I’m terrible at spelling bc I’m dyslexic😭 auto correct and grammarly are my saviours omg

OKAY I feel like Jongho would be too shy to call you a nickname at the start of the relationship but when he gets fully comfortable he will use babe and baby. Yeosang is such a nerd I love him. I have a thing for nerdy boys (seonghwa and Yeosang have me in a chokehold) (everytime I see seonghwa geek over Star Wars and Lego I will go feral)

NO BC YOU HAVE A POINT😭😭 wooyoung would 100% be using all the cringey weird petnames UNIRONICALLY. Bro woukd come up to you and be like “what’s up my pookie bear” dead serious and won’t understand why you are laughing at the name💀 LDKAOAOA 1/4 CUP OF SUGAR HAD ME ON THE FLOOR. But cupcake and muffin are defo gonna stick bc he thinks you’re the sweetest person alive!!!!

The past few chapters have been HEAVY and I’m so happy to be finally releasing some chapters which I know everyone has been waiting for😭. YOURE FLATTERING ME STOP ILY I’m happy you like the story and also me 🥹

I can’t understand :(( when I was in high school we did Matilda the musical and I was one of the kids in the back 😭😭 my teachers loved the fact that I have a history in gymnastics so they made me flip around and do tricks off a mini trampoline. And OMG THE LEAD FOR MATILDA WAS SO BAD IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY idk who casted but she couldn’t sing or dance or act😭 we did so so so many retakes and every retake I had to be flipping around and I was so done by the end of it

We can both me main characters 🤭 us against the world bae🫶 yeah yeah I have no idea what they are going to do we are both in the blind….🤫

I’d love for you to fight my brain it’s a mess but I’m improving slowly. the last few months have been super super tough for me so I hope that I will get out of this period. But I’ll be fine !!!

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR RANTINGGG

You better be back 🐺AWOOOO