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[spaceagebachelormann]

MARS CAN I HAVE HCS FOR DOING UR MAKEUP WITH THE DUCKS <333333

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doing ur makeup with the ducks !

✧ warnings: none!

✧ characters included: charlie conway, adam banks, lester averman, fulton reed, connie moreau, guy germaine, julie gaffney, ken wu, dean portman, luis mendoza, dwayne robertson

✧ additional info: can be read as romantic or platonic! readers gender isn’t explicitly specified but is supposed to be fem

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ೃ༄ charlie conway

he’s. very interesting about it

he’ll mainly just sit and watch cause he doesn’t know what else to do but will ask questions

“omg what’s this” and it’s probably mascara

even though he’s a guy u would think he knows that

he’s not mean about it or anything, he actually asks a lot of questions because he’s genuinely interested

ೃ༄ adam banks

i have a hc he has an older sister so he actually knows what a lot of the bottles are

he’d let u test lipsticks on his arm <3

and if u wanted his honest opinion on how ur makeup looks he may or may not be able to give it 😭 but if he thinks it looks bad he’ll hesitate for like 5 mins before finally saying “you look a little crazy.. i’m sorry”

and he’d let u put some on him for funsies

ೃ༄ lester averman

he’d talk non stop the whole time u do ur makeup

it’s like 40% questions and 60% random nonsense

it’s entertaining though because he knows all the gossip and has fun facts that are actually terrifying

he’d wanna try to put makeup on u but u don’t let him cause he’ll fuck up 💕

and if u get up to go to the bathroom or just to get something u come back and bro looks like a clown

ೃ༄ fulton reed

despite the fact he’s very silly and chaotic and always has something to start yelling about he actually likes the peacefulness of when ur doing ur makeup

it’s like a little free period for him cause he can get hw done, sleep, just sit there and talk normally, etc

ofc cause he’s a Teenage Boy he’d probably make fun of u a little but he’s overall amazed by the process and how long a full face takes

and also would ask u to tell him whatever gossip yk and his responses are so funny

“so yk chelsea?—” “OHH THE ONE WHO GOT PREGNANT??? YEAHHH” “apparently the dad is j-“ “JAKE??? I FUCKING KNEW IT.”

ೃ༄ connie moreau

i feel like she’s one of those girls who only wears like mascara and lipgloss (not cause she’s a pick me but because she doesn’t know how to do anything else)

will ask u to do hers for her! and teach her how to do stuff like blush and eyeliner since she doesn’t know how but rlly wants to learn

and she also compliments ur makeup every 2 mins

“omgg u look gorgeous!” “connie babes i haven’t even put anything on yet” “and? <3”

ೃ༄ guy germaine

says things like “you look so pretty” or “that looks so cool? omg?” every 2 seconds

he genuinely thinks ur the greatest at doing makeup

and he also let’s u test lipsticks on his arm

i feel like he’d ask u to put eyeliner on him just cause he wants to see what it looks like on him <3

also his hands are probably really steady for some reason?? so if u have shaky hands hed help u put stuff on

ೃ༄ julie gaffney

100% curls ur lashes for u if ur also terrified of the lash curler

does hers with u even though she doesn’t rlly use concealer and foundation and skin stuff cause she washes her face every day <3

but she’d know how to use literally everything and is fucking amazing at it and can help u with whatever u want

would ask u to help her choose colours if she decides to have colourful eyeshadow

let’s u paint her nails <3

ೃ༄ ken wu

i’m ngl he probably just sits there and watches

probably uses the time to just talk about whatever

and if y’all have classes together he asks for help with hw 😭

“so what’s number 4 again??” “oh it’s 13 over 6” “ty!!”

he’d also start organizing ur makeup for funsies and brings u snacks and water if he gets bored

ೃ༄ dean portman

will look through literally all ur makeup for funsies

and also asks a shit ton of questions

would probably say “that’s so girly 😹🫵” as a joke but he’s actually rlly intrigued and likes watching u do it

hands u whatever u need but u probably have to explain it to him and he grabs it at the last second to be a bitch

“can u hand me the lash curler?” “the what” “that curvy thing that looks like a little science tool” “wtf r u talking about” “oh my god let me—“ “OHHH U MEAN THIS”

sometimes he actually has no idea wtf u mean though

ೃ༄ luis mendoza

knows what everything is cause as we all know this MAN WHORE has had like 400 gfs

would suggest different lip colours to do

will 100% rizz u up while ur putting on lip gloss or lipstick

“i like that colour, u should kiss me so we can both have it” “that wasn’t smooth at all”

he also makes jokes like the little comedian he is (compares random people to random shit)

ೃ༄ dwayne robertson

he’s like adam but more talkative

would try to guess what everything is used for and like very rarely gets it right

but when he does he gets so excited

he’d do ur hair while u do ur makeup so u don’t have to after

WOULD PLAY COUNTRY MUSIC IN THE BG.

[spaceagebachelormann]

zigmar i come to you humbly on this fine evening with the simple request that you give me some sort of might duck sustenance por favor and muchas gracias

they can be incoherent and stupid and goofy and silly to the max i just need to rotate this little kids like rotisserie chickens in my mind (esp fulton portman and julie)

random miscellaneous tmd thoughts !

✧ warnings: some of them may be ooc ngl

✧ additional info: u got it pookums 😈😈😈🙏 also these can be read as either platonic or romantic (not luis)

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♡ charlie conway !

the most insane taste in music literally ever

bro goes from madonna to death metal SO FAST

but ngl his playlist is always the best and he always gets to play music whenever u go anywhere

but oh my god he’d love pierce the veil in present day

HES ALSO LIKE SOMEHOW AMAZING AT MATH. but he cannot do science for literal shit

also his clothing style changes js like his music taste

will literally be kurt cobain one day and morrissey the next (hed hate morrissey though)

♡ adam banks !

every team sleepover/event/literally anything could js be a spontaneous hangout is always at his house

it’s because he’s rich and his house is huge as fuck and he has every board game known to man

just do not play uno because a fight always breaks out (charlie is always part of it)

he’s always the one who ends the fight also

he has this very calming presence that’s so nice to be around and him js talking to whoever got into a fight immediately helps calm them down

also weirdly good at comforting in the middle of the night but never during the day??

♡ lester averman !

he would watch full house religiously prove me wrong

his favourite character is obviously joey because they are one in the same

everyone on the team and their mother has been forced to watch full house while he’s been at their house/vice versa

he can also cook like. decently well !! it’s not something he’d prefer to do but he will for his friends if they’re tired or smth

♡ fulton reed !

this little shit

he is so unbelievably competitive over the smallest things it’s actually insane

typa guy to race u to see who can get to one side of the room first and start genuinely tweaking if he doesn’t win

at sleepovers he refuses to fall asleep first even if it’s just by a few minutes

he could be dead to the world but still have his eyes open cause he refuses to let u win (unless ur his s/o cause he might consider it that way)

♡ connie moreau !

she is definitely a theatre kid idc

her favourite musicals are probably grease, hairspray and heathers

she likes female main characters!!

everytime she gets into a new fandom she immediately starts thinking abt what it’d be like a musical and probably wanted to be a composer at some point

would 100% beg to use the aux on a road trip and then blast hamilton loud as balls

she wholeheartedly believes six is a top tier musical and she will DIE on this hill

(fun fact i’ve met andrea macasaet <3)

♡ guy germaine !

modern day guy would’ve loved basic white girl music

“life is too short to pretend to hate taylor swift” —him

also 100% a britney spears girlie. and nsync and every stereotypical white girl artist

but i wholeheartedly believe britney would be his favourite and he has her whole discography on cassette, cd, vinyl, u name it he has a britney spears collection

also his ass is NOT straight 💀 i’ve never met a straight man who listens to britney spears

♡ julie gaffney !

lowkey a regina george multitude if she wasn’t kinda. yk. a bad person

she’s a mix of cher and regina

everyone at the fancy ass boarding school literally loves her because she’s calm, smart pretty nice etc etc she’s just a really great person to be around

shes that one student who has every assignment finisher a week early, all a’s and 100% in every subject WITHOUT being mean abt it!!

her ass is friends with the whole student population and knows every well and knows all the drama but won’t tell everyone if she thinks it’s too personal (it’s it’s random petty nonsense she tells the team)

♡ ken wu !

secretly rlly good friends with julie but nobody knows even though they do not try to hide it at all

literally wander the halls talking abt whatever just for everyone to be like “y’all are friends???”

also this man secretly loves lana del rey

him and julie will sit on his bedroom floor and literally tell him the most insane and jaw dropping gossip she heard that day while lana is playing in the background

everytime someone asks his favourite lana song he says grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep-sea fishing on did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd to fuck with them

♡ dean portman !

is actually very very good at math!!

he was a tutor for the 9th/10th graders for a bit to get volunteer hours and also cause he just likes doing math

you’d expect it to be like doing homework with ur dad and the poor kid is in tears while deans like “WHATS NINE. TIMES TWO.” but he’s actually surprisingly patient

if he’s explained something a few times and they still don’t get it he’ll just try it a different way until they get it and work them through the problem

has rlly strong relationships with the 9th and 10th graders cause of this and is essentially their older brother figure

the amount of 14/15 year olds that he’s given relationship advice too is insane (id be one of the 14 year olds probably)

♡ luis mendoza !

his type is secretly quiet girls cause he finds them rlly interesting and likes the thought of them being happy around him but quiet around everyone else

he’s like yes girl be urself with me

it all stemmed from the girl he liked in 8th grade who helped pick up his pencils when she accidentally knocked his pencil case out of his hand (she was a quiet nerdy girl)

like a whole year later and he’s still trying to rizz her up 💀

he’s one of those guys who takes forever to lose feelings

the girl is actually good friends with him btw

♡ dwayne robertson !

i feel like he is fucking AMAZING at baking

his icon is dolly parton and he heard berry pie so he immediately learned how to bake

if someone he knows has a birthday he either bakes the birthday cake or brings them something he made depending on how close he is with them

and holy shit it’s the most amazing thing u will ever taste and nothing will ever compare

yes he’s one of those guys who will go on an 18 minute tangent on how amazing dolly parton is if someone talks shit about her (same i love dolly)

[spaceagebachelormann]

richie tozier & mike wheeler bday hcs por favor 🙏🙏

richie tozier & mike wheeler birthday hcs !

✧ warnings: none !

✧ ziggys notes: this is late i’m sorry ml :( i hope u like it though cause i’m kinda bad at writing for these 2 <3

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✿ richie tozier !

ugh this whore

he either goes all out for ur bday or gets u one little thing (it’s still meaningful though)

or halfway through the day he’ll randomly dissapear and come back like “omg hey!! i got u more things!”

he acts all cool when he gives u ur gifts but like the week before he was struggling to find something he knew u like and complained to eddie non stop abt it

“u don’t know what to get ur own s/o?..” -eddie probs

he does help though

would (try) to bake ur cake he cannot bake so he gets someone else to do it but he DOES decorate it !!

ur birthday party is probably with the losers club and it’s so chaotic

they all wanna eat that cake so bad but u legally have to take the first place (they understand but they’re disappointed)

y’all don’t know who baked the cake (jk it was prob eddie) but holy shit it’s amazing

ngl richie decorated it kinda shitty but he tried!!! and really nobody cares as long as it tastes good

on his birthday after he eats the cake and opens presents and shit all he wants to do is sit in his room with u

y’all prob makeout i’m ngl but after that he js wants a sleepover and to watch movies and then pass out on the bed

also u think he’s asleep and then hhe says something ridiculous

✿ mike wheeler !

he’s like richie but he goes even more insane for ur bday

he did a FUCK ton of chores months before and spent all the money on anything sight he thought u might like

when u wake up hes already at ur house talking to ur parents waiting for u to get up so he can give u ur stuff

he will watch and do literally whatever u want the whole day even if it’s a movie he want or letting u put pig tails in his hair

however he genuinely despises his own birthday

he woke up on his 11th birthday and decided he hates that whole day (same)

he sleeps until the afternoon to make it over quicker

he’ll spend it with u but he mightttt be a little grumpy

and ur lucky if u can get him up before 3pm

[spaceagebachelormann]

peter with a reader who always forgets things??!?!

like she forgets where she put her sword and to drink water and he has to constantly chase after her and remind her??

that's so cute

ty babe <3

peter pevensie with a gf who forgets things.

♬ fandom: chronicles of narnia

♯ genre: fluff

♪ mars thoughts: AJAJAJAJJA I LOVE HIM SM <33 this is perfect because he’s the loml and i suck at remembering stuff 😭 also i put it as hcs cause that’s how i first imagined it in my head!! dividers by @/benkeibear

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hes so <3

like you’re just walking around minding your own business and then you’re like “hey. wait where’s my water???”

and then your pretty bf is beside you holding it like “you forgot it AGAIN”

and then he lovingly makes fun of you for forgetting you put your water bottle in his hands before walking away and not saying anything

other than the fact he’s constantly chasing you to remind you where you put something (and this can be fairly annoying to him) he finds it cute <3

he’d try to find a way to help you remember when you put them but you forgot how to remember it 😭

you tried dw

he also. kinda hoped you didn’t because he liked being the person you came to when you needed help finding stuff

he seems like one of those people who gets rlly happy knowing he helped another person

so it’s like a huge ego/energy boost for him

BUT if he’s leaving for somewhere and won’t be back for awhile he starts writing down where you put things and gives you the paper so you can look and add to it <3

would def say “don’t forget you have the paper” to be a lovingly boyfriend bitch

ALSO ALSO if you forgot your sword it’d be the funniest thing ever to him

cause like you’re this rlly strong and talented and very pretty sword wielding girlboss

and nobody knows that seconds before you wielded the sword you couldn’t even remember where you put it

and if you forget things like drinking water or even eating cause your busy

he’s a little upset cause like. you’ll die?? if you don’t?? but he doesn’t ever like chastise you cause he knows you’re busy

so he just reminds you or brings you water and food and is kinda just like “eat”

also. he didn’t cook that food. man can’t cook for shit

but if you forget it because you’re just forgetful and not busy hed def scold you a little

it’s not that like. effective 😭 cause he’s just standing there like “you can’t not eat y/n!! >:(”

AND if it takes place in the normal world instead of narnia and y’all go to the same school i have some thoughts

you’ll be like sitting in the cafeteria kinda upset cause you forgot your lunch

and he comes up and sits with you and has like a whole extra lunch prepared

hes so <3

and if you forget to do your homework or some shit like that right before the teacher comes to collect it he slides his hw onto your desk and tells you to write your name and gets in trouble for you

and then susan gets mad at him and everytime she knows you have homework she makes you come over and helps you with it <3

and he also helps!! i feel like he’s english/history smart and susan is geography/math smart so they like choose certain subjects to help with

it gets to the point where they have a whole detailed schedule

edmund is horrified with it because it hangs on the wall and is extremely visible

hes known for trying to destroy it with lucy’s help but that’s not important

MOVINGGGGG ONNNNNN

he’s overbearing. and he knows it.

at first he tries to like not immediately think you’re leaving after forgetting something

BUT HE CANT HELP IT

he asks what you forgot and when you run back inside to get it he probably starts laughing

i’ve officially run out of ideas for this <3 but tysm for requesting it

it made my brain itch /pos

[spaceagebachelormann]

I LOV YOU SO MUCH <3333

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.  I would never have been this happy. 

[spaceagebachelormann]

MARS BBBBBBYYYY CAN I GET DATING HORT HEADCANONS I LOVE HIM SM OMG

DATING HIM - HORT.

𝑵𝑨𝑽. || 𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻 || 𝑺𝑮𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

➼ FANDOM: the school for good and evil

➼ WARNINGS/TAGS: i may have villianized sophie… a bit…. i’m sorry, also this is book!hort

➼ FORMAT: headcanons

let’s be honest

he is…. possessive.

always has a hand on your hip, shoulder or waist when he’s sitting or walking with you

and his grip is tight, but not so tight where it leaves bruises, just enough that he can scoop you away if needed

while tedros has an “anything for you <3” mindset, horts is more aggressive

“ANYTHING for you.” and he means it

will literally do anything for you

no acceptions, you ask he does it <3

also,,, i think he’d like to bring you pretty flowers

doesn’t matter if you’re an ever or a never he’s bringing you a new flower everyday

soon you have a vase full of pretty flowers <3

OH OH

cuddles are a must with him

pulls you into his side/on top of him whenever he sits beside you

or when you’re laying down

either way it’ll end in cuddling

we’ve talked about cuddling, now let’s bring up kisses

he loves kissing you!!

even if he sees you in the hall for a split second he’s gonna grab your face and kiss you before skedaddling

he’d like kissing your forehead and hands the most

everytime you hold hands he ends up raises your palms/back of the hand to his lips and like littering it in kisses

has definitely stolen sophie’s lipstick and put it on so it left stains when he kisses you

you come in to class with lipstick marks and everyone’s like “did sophie make out with you….” and horts like “since when was my name sophie?”

yeah they laughed but she wasn’t very happy and burnt her lipstick when it was returned

btw sophie’s jealous now that horts attention isn’t on her

dw she’ll approve… eventually

now i know he wears eyeliner and if you suck at makeup he puts it on for you

oh also being his s/o means listening to him rant about how he hates tedros <3

and comforting him afterwards

now, he will never ever laugh at you

like ever

even if you did the most embarrassing thing ever he’s not even smiling a bit

and if anyone does he will destroy them

if he can’t laugh with you, he’s not laughing at all

if you like to read he will go out and buy you a whole, like, wagon full of books

so you know how everything was…. stressful, in a word, in the last ever after?

yeah you don’t really leave his sight

he’s more of your bodyguard than sophies

if you thought he was protective before it just got 10x worse

but like he’s not being overprotective in a “you belong to me” way it’s in a “i just want you to be safe” way

it’s late so i’m gonna end the hcs here!! i’ll probably come back and add more though

[spaceagebachelormann]

do y’all also have those mutuals you barelt talk to but u would kill your self for

[spaceagebachelormann]

TEDROS WITH A CHAOTIC S/O PLS BBG 😎

CHAOTIC! S/O - TEDROS.

𝑵𝑨𝑽. || 𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻 || 𝑺𝑮𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

➼ FANDOM: the school for good and evil

➼ WARNINGS/TAGS: none

➼ FORMAT: headcanons

let’s be honest he did NOT like you at first

thought you were annoying and weird

like he’d turn his head for a single second and when he turns back around your there dropping juice on peoples heads or something idk

he avoids you as much as he can

well, he wants to avoid you. but something about you just…. draws him in

all of the evers like him for his parentage, the nevers don’t like him at all, but you don’t seem to care about him

everyone has always payed attention to him, so why can’t you?

his little golden head hurts thinking about it

so he starts telling chaddick about it

you’re friends with chaddick because i said so

he tells tedros to just not think about you, which proves to be hard since you’re a bit loud

once agatha comes along and he starts talking to her, he realizes maybe you aren’t so bad, considering she seems to be okay

so finally he speaks with you

as a joke you ask what his name was and purposely call him something close to his name (that’s still wrong) to piss him off

yeah didn’t really work he immediately thinks “oh????”

the more time you spend together the more he starts to like you <3

takes a bit for him to realize he LIKES you though

but when he does he doesn’t wait to confess

and yes you obviously feel the same <33

youre sort of like the impossible couple because nobody thought you and tedros would happen

also he adores you

would do literally anything you asked of him! no matter what is was i lied there’s acceptions

all he wants in return is you to do the same for him, nothing more nothing less

over time he encourages your chaotic nature, sometimes even helping with your insane schemes and plots

he loves the energy you have

like he could be so tired one moment, but as soon as he’s talking you everything is fine

he seems like he’d ask you to prank certain people

someone will make him upset? he comes to his lovely s/o, who has everything ready to make them pay

also, your personality gives him more trust in you

he knows you can handle yourself, even though he is HELLA overprotective he doesn’t see you as someone who needs his constant protection

he trusts you is what i’m saying

i’m running out of ideas for this :(

i think i did bad, but i’m ending it here!! hope you liked it <33

[spaceagebachelormann]

STOP I HAD A RING POP EARLIER

collection of my boyfriend being angry about my meals

[spaceagebachelormann]

lizcore ! { @juneberrie }

[spaceagebachelormann]

・❥・𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 (𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐌𝐏) !! -> moodboards!! give me an idea to make a moodboard with!

a moodboard for the creature? from lisa frankestein <33 plss

・❥・𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 (𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐌𝐏) !! -> moodboards!! give me an idea to make a moodboard with!

🌟 the creature, lisa frankenstein.

[spaceagebachelormann]

MARLEE I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS, AHHHH!!!

Okay okay so: could I maybe request some headcanons for Dracula with an S/O who’s dealing with some insecurity?? I am… going through it with some insecurities myself, at the moment, so I just think it’d be nice to see some comfort from the big bad vamp himself. <3 <3

(BTW, you can totally send me a classic monsters req too, I haven’t gotten one in a while and I miss writing for them!)

Hope you’re doing well, my love!! 🫂🫂🫂

dracula with an insecure! s/o.

-> ft. count dracula

-> warnings.

-> ziggys thoughts. I LOVE THIS REQ SM!! also i didn’t know which version of drac to use do i kinda just. morphed them all together?? so it’s not a specific version?? HOWEVER it’s heavily based off of the monster squad version (which you should totally watch!! i think you would like it <3) divider by @/benkeibear

-> links. m.list || classic monsters m.list || nav.

OKAY SO

he’s rlly confused at first

he’s like “you???? insecure??? why.”

he like listens for a bit but he’s still confused cause like he doesn’t see any flaws about you

if he finds out like someone was the cause

uhhh wait i have a photo

him fr ^^

he’s :( very upset

and angry

but before he goes out and does something STUPID he does his best to cheer you up even though he’s kind of a dumbass

and he also probably makes it worse but it’s okay he’s trying <3

anyways when he’s done his (failed) attempt at making you feel better he hunts down anyone who made you feel insecure

and i’m gonna let you decide what he does to them!!!

ALSO I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO RUSHED IVE BEEN WRITING IT FOR A WEEK AND WAS COMPLETELY OUT IF MOTIVATION :(( ILL COME BACK AND ADD MORE!!

[spaceagebachelormann]

I JJST SAW THIS HUT IB MY GOT I LIVE U SM

Spooky valentine stickers from 1966 PNGs.

(source)

[spaceagebachelormann]

omg hcs for christine as your gf in a highschool au!!

christine as your gf in a highschool!au

✧ warnings: homophobia

✧ authors note: jas ml ty for requesting this even if u don’t know shit abt phantom of the opera <3 yk i love christine ! also reader is fem cause i said so

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writing this cause i finished my exam early 😈😈

her favourite classes are the ones she has with u

even if she absolutely sucks at it it’s okay cause she gets to spend it with her favourite girl!!!

or if its a class she likes but ur bad at she’ll tutor u in a heartbeat

typa gf to give u a kiss everytime u get something right

ngl she’d prob be in theatre 😭 so she’d tell u every little detail abt her auditions and what roles she wants

she once got cast as brenda in hairspray when she wanted penny and started genuinely tweaking

she’d get so so happy if u came to her shows

she’s broken character before just to wave at u !!

yes she got in trouble no she didn’t care

also ur probably also friends with raoul cause theyre still friends cause i said so

he’s not a theatre kid but he IS a band kid

he plays trombone btw 💀

christine would prob want u to try out clubs so obv those are ur go to’s cause ur friends are there

she understands if u don’t wanna join a club but she does encourage it

also!! u barely see her during exams cause girlie gets stressed (same)

like to the point she has to sleep during lunch because she barely slept the night before

so like u have to force her to fix her sleep schedule after exams are over

raoul gets so annoyed if y’all start flirting during lunch 😭😭 he’s almost moved tables before

“ew stop nobody wants to see that”

and then he’s ur first defender if someone starts being a bitch

the amount of people he’s gotten suspended, fired, expelled for harassing u guys is actually crazy

no shit gets past him the second he hears abt it they’re cooked

we love a supportive third wheel

also!! she’d get her license as soon as she can so she can pick u up and drive u home <33 literally no other reason

she’d wanna work at the same place as u when y’all get jobs (prob at the food court in the mall) but she refuses certain places

like she’ll work at subway but refuses taco bell?? (raoul would work at taco bell)

and he gets even more annoyed when she comes and visits u at ur job (taco bell 💀)

average white rich man when he has to work at taco bell and his two main friends are dating so he’s a constant third wheel

also every teacher loves christine and will let y’all sit in their classrooms for lunch it u don’t wanna be in the cafeteria

she’d love to buy u things for lunch and if she doesn’t have money that day she just makes u some herself

and let me say her cooking just might be the most amazing thing u ever taste

if u let her know how much u love her cooking she just starts bringing it for u everyday

she gets so offended if u don’t come to school when ur not sick and just cause u felt like it

if ur sick she’ll come by and take care of u (cause u only eat her soup) but not coming just cause u didn’t wanna??? 😒

she won’t rlly do much abt it she’ll just be petty for the rest of the day and then forget abt it the next day

also she loves walking u to ur classes! even if it’s across the school from hers

it’s okay she can run and she’s pretty decent about it cause she doesn’t rlly mind gym

she’ll walk to u class even if a teacher she dislikes is there

and coming to her house after school is the best

she has an insane cd/vinyl collection with every genre ever so she lets u pick some and plays them in the background

makes u play mario kart because she’s weirdly good at it

it’s like a superpower for her

she could start in the back and she’d still be in 1st place throughout the whole game

usually a toadette main but will match with u sometimes (yoshi and birdo, peach and daisy/rosalina, etc)

[spaceagebachelormann]

jascore ! { @buticanfixhernoreallyican }

[spaceagebachelormann]

・❥・𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 & 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐒 !! -> (moots only) tell me ur first impression of me and i’ll tell u mine of u!

i remember you like going through like half of my posts liking/rbing everything and being like ok fan 🥰 and then you sent me an ask or something DEMANDING we be moots/friends and i was like 😨 but i did it anyway (begrudgingly. but you don’t know that) and i haven’t looked back 😁😁😁😁 now you’re my little canadian sibling from discord

hope you’re enjoying your days of being freshly 15!!!!!!!! ….. i think i was 15 when we first started being friends. so let that sink in 🚰

・❥・𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 & 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐒 !! -> (moots only) tell me ur first impression of me and i’ll tell u mine of u!

first of all hoe i reminded u we met at 15 & 13 the other day calm down buddy. 😒 SECOND IF ALL WHY ARE U SO MEAN i’m counting this as my first hate ask what the flip juno!! third of all LITTLE CANADIAN SIBLING FROM DISCORD IS DIABOLICALLY HILARIOUS. fourth of all my first impression of u was u were rlly cool so fuck you. 😡😡 /lh