#marnie takeover event🌾

[ask-shane]

hello! shane's auntie here. if we haven't met yet, my name is marnie. i'll be taking over his blog for this little event he has going on.

the tag will be "marnie takeover event 🌾"

[ask-shane]

Hi, Marnie! Hope everything is well! I wanted to ask a silly question, but do you have any baby pictures of Shane and Jas?

i'm sure i have at least one laying around here....

oh! here he is in this little snapshot. isn't he adorable?

[ask-shane]

I would like to name my chicken [74].

*Prismatic shard suddenly appears.*

I would like to buy another chicken, and you'll NEVER guess the name.

alright, one chicken. well, what is it you're going to name this... chicken?

[ask-shane]

MARNIE!

An anecdote about Shane when he was younger?

i'll have to think back for this one...

he used to try and talk to the chickens in their 'chicken language'. you know, clucks and chirps and such... funnily enough, i think he still does that kind of thing. he's a fun-loving guy once you get to know him.

[ask-shane]

Marnie! Did you know that Shane has fans? A lot of fans!

really now? i'm a bit surprised he's gained so much popularity! well, i guess i have always told him he's got a lot to offer. i just worry he's been losing his spark lately...

shane's been struggling. i try not to worry so much about him, but it's hard not to. i'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves, though. maybe it'll help him be a little more... social.

[ask-shane]

Hey Marnie... Can I have Shane to myself?

you must really like shane, am i right there?

if he says yes to you, i wouldn't stop you from pursuing him.

[ask-shane]

Quick Marnie I need your most embar- I mean, cute memory of kid Shane.

goodness… i have so many memories of him when he was younger, it's hard to just pick one!

he was always so curious, getting into all kinds of things. i remember one time, he thought it would be a good idea to get into the pen with the chickens... it wasn't long before he learned the hard way that chickens have sharp talons. his hair was so messy afterwards, ha ha!

[ask-shane]

SHANE! SHANE!! I ACCIDENTALLY TAUGHT THE CHICKENS HOW TO RIDE A SCOOTER AND NOW THEYRE RIDING AWAY! HELP!

ah... this ask doesn't seem to be for me. well, i suppose this is his page.

[ask-shane]

Would you ever consider dating Marlon? I think there are some feelings on his side.

well... i did have a little something going on with a little someone else, but i think i'll put that in the past starting today. that was then and this is now.

who needs lewis anyway?

[ask-shane]

Hey Marnie, got any scoop on Shane to spill? We won't tell him, promise hehe 😔👌

hey now, what are you trying to get out of me?

alright, alright... i guess i can let you in a little bit.

whispering apparently, he's got a bit of a crush on someone. i only heard it from the grapevine, so don't shoot the poor 'ol messenger. and definitely don't ask me for more details! this could be old news for all i know. thing is, i'm not too sure...

[ask-shane]

So why were those shorts there marnie.

...

You know where.

what are you talking about?

actually... don't elaborate. keep it to yourself.

[ask-shane]

....keep jas away from a thing called "skibidi toilet" Ok?

... alright.

[ask-shane]

MARNIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE. I WANT TO TREAT YOU RIGHT MY QUEEN MY HEART ACHES KNOWING THAT YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED LIKE THE GODDESS YOU ARE.

PLEASE

sweet yoba!! you really like me that much?

no one's ever spoken to me like this before. not even... oh i shouldn't keep talking.

... i'm sorry to do this to you, but i've already got something going on with another person. hopefully, you can find someone else to treat right.

[ask-shane]

MARNIE WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT ME!!!!!! It's not my fault that I happened to be wearing the mayor Lewis's trimmed lucky purplr "shorts."

oh no...

i didn't see anything!

[ask-shane]

I just saw one of the chickens chase after Jas and omg Jas looked terrified

oh no, poor jas!

trust me when i say the chickens didn't mean to scare her. they're just playful and high-energy...

[ask-shane]

How did the major lose his pants and why were in your room?

... i fear that's not your business.