#markus der unbezwingbare

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Jojo: Markus, I just did something terrible!

Markus: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Jojo: Yeah- wait, what? What do you think I did?

Markus: It doesn't matter, nobody will ever know.

[orikeel]

This is just a random thought, but

Honestly, one of the things that still fucks me up the most about Die Wilden Kerle is that they didn’t have a substitute goalkeeper for Markus. Probably because they didn’t need one.

(I do remember some part of the books where they say “Yeah Marlon is a good substitute but ofc he’s not as good as Markus” but that isn’t important right now)

But like, in book 11 he literally kept playing and blocking the ball with a dislocated shoulder. While it was raining. A dislocated shoulder making such hard exertions could have ripped the ligament with his arm. But he was like “Hell no fuckers we gotta win this game”.

In the fifth movie he blocked the ball while being blind first because of a bandage (and if this was some kind of foreshadowing for the final match then good job Masannek, good job) and then TWICE because of FUCKING SUNLIGHT BEING THROWN RIGHT INTO HIS EYES SERIOUSLY HOW APPALLING IS THAT; no but seriously the whole thing was basically this:

Darkside: He can’t stop the ball if he’s blind! *turns the plasma cannon towards Markus*

Markus: *stops the ball*

Markus: BITCH YOU TOUGHT

Seriously though this kid is probably the most talented in the team and the raddest person who’s ever walked on earth and I bet all my money that Leon wasn’t kidding when he said that if you manage to score against him you break a Guinness World record.

The point of all of this is, like… it’s been almost eight years and I’m still not over Markus der Unbezwingbare.

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Ohhhhhh YES

[sillygingerfox]

Wochenende damit verbrachte in Kindheits Erinnerungen zu schwelgen. Binge watching Die Wilden Kerle. 😍 Oh heiliger Muckefuck, was haben meine Schwester und ich diese Filme geliebt. Und ich liebe sie immer noch. Einmal ein Wilder Kerl, Immer ein Wilder Kerl. Dafür lege ich meine Beiden Beine ins Feuer. Meine Beine, Meine Seele und mein ganzes Herz. Alles ist gut, solange du wild bist. Sei wild, gefährlich und wild.

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Die wilden Kerle Mitglieder

Leon Wessel-Masannek - Der Slalomdribbler

Marlon Wessel - Die Intuition

Juli Reik - Die Viererkette / Huckleberry der Streuner / Fort Knox

Joschka Reik - Die siebte Kavallerie

Vanessa Butz - Die Unerschrockene

Raban Bieling - Der Held

Maxi Maximilian - Der Mann mit dem härtesten Bumms auf der Welt / Maxi Tippkick Maximilian

Markus von Theumer - Der Unbezwingbare

Nerv - Das erste Schicksal

Deniz - Die Lokomotive

Annika - Die Drachenreiterin

Jojo - Der, der mit der Sonne tanzt

Fabi Bau - Der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt

Klette - Das zweite Schicksal

Rocce - Der Zauberer

Felix - Der Wirbelwind

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[Maxi and Markus sitting in a jail cell]

Markus: So who should we call?

Maxi: I would suggest my dad but I feel safer in jail.

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Juli: I know archaic Latin.

Markus: You know archaic Latin?

Juli: I got bored with classical Latin.

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*in Düse’s room after the Bunch lost the Soccer 6D match*

Düsentrieb: Oh you look like my first husband.

Markus: You’ve been married before?

Düsentrieb: No.

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Markus: *wears dark grey*

Düsentrieb: I see you're breaking out the spring colours.

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Maxi: This is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Markus: Until tomorrow.

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Markus: Can you look me straight in the eyes?

Jojo: You can't expect me to look at those eyes and be straight at the same time.

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Maxi: You're an only child, right? So you didn't have to deal with the favoritism.

Markus: I am but I had imagnary friends. Which my parents preferred.

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Markus: So what is Maxi to you?

Nerv: The reason I wake up in the morning.

Markus: That's adorable.

*earlier in the morning*

Maxi, barging into the bedroom, banging pans together: WAKE-UP! WAKE-UP! WAKE-UP! WAKE-UP!

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Raban: Marlon is going to kill us when he finds out!

Joschka: You mean IF he finds out.

Raban: If...

Raban: If is good.

Markus: Guys, it’s Marlon. Of course he will find out!

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Marlon: What name did you guys get in your yearbook?

Leon: Nicest Eyes.

Maxi: Prettiest smile.

Markus: "Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one".

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Markus: Eat the rich!!!

Jojo: Markus you are the rich.