#markiplier quotes rp meme

[marvelmyriad]

markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 2:

well that was a wasted bullet, sorry

that was probably a mistake, i don't care though, whatever

this is where my adhd is really going to come in handy

all right come here you bastards, i know how to block now

oh, get stabbed

you're gonna get a face full of stab if you keep that up

i'm gonna use that the shotgun

you think i can't kill you with a knife, i can.  i'm probably going to have to

good thing he doesn't pull out his machete that would really be an advantage for him

unfortunately for him my arms are super sturdy

can i block with a gun? i can, okay. hey bud!

that's dope as hell, is there vodka in it?

i was in stealth mode, how dare you?

i want to save my gunpowder because i'm insane

maybe you should have locked it

you all right?  you need a knife to plug up that wound?

if it's just the one of you i shall stab thee, if it's two i am going to run away

oh i didn't think there were so many of you

okay watch this, you want to see something sick?  watch this watch this, watch this sickness

am i supposed to be able to shoot all these guys?  because i'm about to run out of bullets

you're gonna pay for that one in dividends

well money has value depending on who you ask otherwise it might just be rocks

okay so i something tells me i'm probably not supposed to try to kill all these dudes

hold on i gotta get more bullets

well that's good for me and bad for you

oh well good thing i killed all those dudes because otherwise they would have absolutely murdered you both, but i'm a hero

why is there chem fluid in the bathroom?

seems like you actually know how to lock things

yeah, you get far in life like that

look, i'm doing all the work here, if you want to sit in the house

there's so much blood, oh god

oh, maybe step out of the way of the gun

okay cool, just wanted to type out my life story real quick

don't mind if i look at all your things do you?  all right here i go, um ah, very interesting…

i wonder if this is all the places where there's like, secret stuff

who's talking to me?

you should put your faith in someone taller someone more uh, robust, powerful-powerful is really the word that we're all thinking of

whatever dude, you want to go outside?

uh okay sounds really convincing

that was a spell just to get the tea going

I have a gun, i ha- i have a gun, i have a gun, i got a gun

that voice sounded familiar

well uh you didn't do enough of the right thing

okay well that's fine this entire place is collapsing yeah, well, we'll be safe in here

no we're getting out of here together you and me, bestie, we're besties now, come on

yeah you know i gotta go, everything's on fire

but how about that cup of tea?

all right well i'm leaving and you can stay if you want i guess

what the hell do i do? am i stupid?

the answer is no, but also you guys probably got a wrong answer because you're stupid and said yes, so really who's this stupid one?  might be you

let's move, come on bestie, we got this.

let's go and try not to breathe in the smoke

uh oh i shouldn't have said something like that because that guarantees death

yep here's the guaranteed death

well that seemed unnecessarily dramatic.  if only you were nine feet tall, you could have reached me

i get that that one was very tragic but there was everything she could have done to prevent her doom

i feel like she would be screaming in agony from the fire burning

if only she knew about what a window was

good god i smacked my wound hand

i know i should feel like more remorseful but to be perfectly honest, that was a bit ridiculous

it's my fault for saying the magic words that gets people killed

oh hey, old bag of rats

all right man that was a toughie

nothing but blood and death

apparently i'm just i'm a badass

that wasn't cold at all, i'm fine

just taking a little soak, cleaning myself off, i want to be respectable and presentable

hey what's up? oh didn't think anyone was left, you must be pretty tough, huh?

you're not local, even better

oh i'm sorry, the metal spike in my chest is a little whine-inducing

i'm used to this, i run for my life like, a lot

oh wow this is just cruel

hey thanks for the money and the ammo

you didn't even take my gun, you amateur

do they not have cameras here? probably not, they only got an extremely intricate system of spinning blades why would they have cameras anyway?

extra baggage, okay, emotional or otherwise

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

all right, i got a dope ass gun

yeah, i'm sure that was nothing

oh, i'm just gonna let you do that apparently

how many horrific stab wounds have i sustained?

ow, that's my wound hand

this is not a sexual thing, it's about power right?

[imemeyoumemeweallmeme]

Iconic Markiplier Quotes as Starters

“According to the colors of the rainbow: Fuck off!”

"What a bunch of ass baloney!"

“Goodie, goodie, gumdrops.“

"OH NO THE PORN IS GONE!"

"Bitch, I'm fabulous!"

"Bing bong, bing bong, here comes my ding dong!"

"FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!"

"JESUS BALLS AND ASS CRACK!"

"GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!“

"It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."

"Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."

"Oh, I'm so boned! I’m so strongly boned!“

"To infini-nope and beyond."

"Can we do it? No we can't! ...Maybe. I don't know, I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."

"I want to dance like an epileptic squid on acid."

"F you in the A and have a nice day!"

"Stork flies out of your vagina? Isn't that how it works? Just, BWAKAAAAW! and then all the sudden you have a baby! And a stork. Better feed that stork."

"Don't be nibblin' on my giblets."

"Let's just nope off to Fuckthatville!”

"Hello? Anyone else want to dance? ...I'm great at the tango! ...And the macarena!"

"I knew they would stab me in the back... I'll just have to stab them in the back... I'll stab them in the butt... That's what I'll do..."

“I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious.”

"Life's hard. Shouldn't you be too?"

"I don't wanna fuck an ant."

"Get on the bottom you basic bitch."

"What is every graveyard, but humanity's hall of fame."

“You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other, probably.”

“Sometimes you must reach beyond yourself to reach yourself within.. yourself.”

“Space is so fucking awesome.”

“I don't really know what's happening in the wider world, but I've been avoiding everybody.“

“I’m gonna take my thicc ass back to bed.”

“Measuring is for pussies, I am a penis.”

“Oranges are apples’ natural predators.”

"Ahck, fuck. I was in the middle  of swallowing."

"Hey, I learned the so boned skill from the time I was born."

“Why am I here, and how?”

“My mind lies? Yeah I know that. My mouth lies too.”

[rpmemes-galore]

markiplier : 3 scary games playlist ... sentence starters

“Oh, it’s moving...”

“Sorry, I got scared.”

“I’m probably still boned.”

“Wait, you’re still in here?”

“Why am I here, and how?”

“Not all surprises are good.”

“Ugh, I’ve got the fear burps.”

“Did I make it? Did I survive?”

“You are... goddamn terrifying.”

“I don’t trust that dangly thing...”

“Please tell me it was this easy.”

“I mean it’s not  ‘that’ scary, but...”

“I found the flickering horror lights.”

“This is not okay. You are not okay.”

“Whoa, don’t get up! Do not get up!” 

“You are just delightful. Please stop.”

“He’s probably very close behind me.”

“I did not expect this to be this creepy.”

“Well, I am perturbed. I am weirded out.” 

“Holy shit, you scared the piss outta me.”

“If there’s something I don’t do, it’s think.”

“I don’t know, man, I’m really trying here.”

“Not the kissy-wissy, don’t give me a kiss!”

“No, I will not help you do your river dance!”

“I’m laughing ‘cause I’m nervous, I’m scared.”

“Nah, you back off, you don’t want none of this!”

“Wait, no, I might’ve sent him directly into bears.”

“I should’ve just gone for it! Why didn’t I go for it?”

“I’m gonna find wherever that corpse was, I guess.”

“My mind lies? Yeah, I know that. My mouth lies, too.”

“I don’t even understand what you’re trying to tell me!”

“You’ve gotta have balls of steel to be out here by yourself.”

“Hello, can you see me? This is Morse Code for ‘AAAAAAAAA!!!!’“

“Weird, considering it doesn’t seem like all that much on the surface.”

“Well, we’ve got a lot of problems and I don’t know what to do about it.”

“Maybe if I could alert the monstrosity to your location, would that be better?”

[ohwellokcomputer]

i tried to make a meme using a discord bot and i think i created a god tier shitpost

[libraryofmemes]

Markiplier Quotes Part One:

"Sometimes you have to reach beyond yourself to reach yourself within... yourself."

"That’s so cool!"

"Bitch, I'm fabulous!"

"So... what about that?"

"Excuse me? 'SCUSE ME?!"

“WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"

"No, thank you! I don't want any!"

"Nope, nope, nope, nope."

"NO THANK YOU."

"Wanna run that by me again?"

[definedwrath]

𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐  ...  𝐦𝐮𝐧  𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞  .

                                                                                 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎  𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍  !

name  /  alias  :  aria  ! gender  /  pronouns  :  nonbinary  masc  +  he  /  him  . where  ya  from  ?  :  southern california the  current  time  :  6:42  pm  when  i  started  ;  it  is  now  9:32 pm  when  i  finished  this  . favorite  thing  (  s  )  about  yourself  :  i  like  my  writing  +  my  video  editing  abilities any  special  talents  ?  :  i  can  play  five  instruments

why  you  joined  hqclouds :  i  saw  it  in  the  tags  and  fell  in  love  ,  but  it  was  mainly  ari  that  convinced  me

meaning  behind  url  :  defined  roots  from  the  act  of  defining  --  the  act  of  stating  the  nature  or  marking  the  limitations  of  . 

last  thing  you  googled  :  norman  cathedral  in  palermo  ..

birthday  /  zodiac  :  december  31  +  capricorn  .  in  your  opinion  ,  does  your  sign  suit  you  ?  :  capricorns  born  on  december  31st  are  known  for  being  hardworking  and  creative  .  i  like  to  think  those  are  two  traits  i  do  have  . myers  -  briggs  :  infp  -  t  ! moral  alignment  :  lawful  /  neutral  good hogwarts  house  :  slytherin  !!!

i  started  roleplaying  :  in  2010  ..  i  used  to  indie  and  play  kingdom  hearts  muses   types  of  rps  i  enjoy  :  multifandom  ;  i  dabble  in  oc  rps  ,  but  i  like  dark  or  mysterious  plots  generally favorite  fcs  to  use  :  jeon  jungkook  ,  hugh  dancy  and  grant  gustin fandom  (  s  )  you’d  like  to  write  in  :  dear  evan  hansen  ,  once  upon  a  time fandom  (  s  )  you  aren’t  in  but  are  curious  about  :  killing  eve  ,  teen  wolf

favorite  canon  muse  (  s  )  to  play  :  all  of  the  muses  i’m  currently  !!!  playing  +  sebastian  smythe  ,  victor stone  ,  chris  hartley  ,  henry  mills favorite  original  muse  (  s  )  to  play  :  hyunsoo  moon  ,  he  was  a  boy  who  ended  up  making  a  deal  with  a  demon  to  live

i  prefer  .  .  . angst  ,  smut  ,  or  fluff  :  angst  ,  but  frankly  i  don’t  mind  any  of  them long  or  short  replies  :  long  replies  because  i  physically  can’t  get  myself  to  shut  up pre  plotting  or  chemistry  :  both  are  good  with  me  ,  it  depends  !! sentence  starters  or  headcanon  memes  :  sentence  starters  because  they  usually  create  more  threads single  muse  or  multimuse  blogs  :  multimuse  blogs  because  i  always  using  the  wrong  blog  for  replies  when  i  use  sideblogs gif  icons  ,  medium  gifs  ,  or  static  icons  :  personally  i  prefer  gif  icons  +  medium  gifs

grab  the  book  nearest  to  you  and  pull  a  quote  from  it  :  “  at  the  end  ,  he  couldn’t  kill  you  and  he  couldn’t  watch  you  die  .  people  who  study  this  kind  of  thing  say  he  was  trying  to  stop  .  why  ?  because  you  helped  him  .  ”  red  dragon  ,  thomas  harris  .

what’s  a  quote  or  song  lyric  that  speaks  to  your  soul  ?  :  “  i’ll  tell  you  a  riddle  .  you’re  waiting  for  a  train  ,  a  train  that  will  take  you  far  away  .  you  know  where  you  hope  this  train  will  take  you  ,  but  you  dont  know  for  sure  .  but  it  doesn’t  matter  .  how  can  it  not  matter  to  you  where  that  train  will  take  you  ?  ”  inception , christopher nolan .

top  current  celebrity  crushes  :  hugh  dancy  ... last  movie  you  watched  :  the  man  from  nowhere did  you  like  it  ?  :  yeah  ,  i’d  recommend  it  !  huge  violence  warning  though  .  favorite  movie  (  s  )    of  all  time  :  inception  ,  iron  man favorite  tv  show  (  s  )  of  all  time  :  hannibal favorite  tv  show  that  hasn’t  ended  :  the flash favorite  series  of  books  /  novels  /  comics  :  camp  half  blood  series  ,  marvel  comics favorite  video  game  (  s  )  :  five  nights  at  freddy’s  ,  kingdom  hearts  ,  until  dawn favorite  youtube  channels  :  natewantstobattle  ,  markiplier  ,  game theory  ,  those  youtubers  who  put  scenes  from  shows  on  youtube

put  your  music  on  shuffle  .  what  six  songs  pop  up  ?  :  hearts  a  mess  (  gotye  )  ,  gemini  feed  (  banks  )  ,  bury  a  friend  (  billie  eilish  )  ,  blood  in  the  cut  (  k.flay  )  ,  honey  lavender  (  ieuan  )  ,  gone  i’m  gone  (  hadestown  soundtrack  )

dream  job  ?  :   cybersecurity  agent favorite  musical  :  dear  evan  hansen

what’s  a  subject  you  know  too  much  about  +  never  get  tired  of  talking  about  ?  :  i  know  ...  far  too  much  ..  about  hannibal  (  both  show  and  tetralogy  )  ,  will  graham  as  a  character  ,  and  the  literary  references  and  analogies  made  about  him  ;  also  harry  osborn  across  mediums  (  from  the  films  ,  comics  ,  shows  ,  and  the  ps4  game  )  ;  for  your  sake  ,  i  would  say  do  not  get  me  started  ,  or  i  will  not  stop  myself  from  driving  you  nuts  <3

[monmuses]

 Rules: Please repost! Don’t reblog!

Name: Toastie

Preferred pronouns: She/Her

Selectivity: Semi-Selective ( it really means that I have the option to say yes and no to requests of roleplay. Although, I’m open for roleplaying with OCs and Canon muses )

Favorite animal: Reptiles, specifically snakes.

Favorite muse you’ve had so far ever: Luna. I love playing as her because she’s both stupid and energetic to play as. 

Muse, you kinda wanna pick up: Honestly? I want to try to pick up a canon muse that I can play as, like the main characters of “Please tell me! Galko-chan” or “Dropkick on my Devil!” (both animes are really fun to watch)

Most identifiable fictional character: It’s a mix of GLaDOS and Nadeshiko. I love to throw out my sarcasm but at times, I am super energetic and talkative.

What color your aura is/think it is: I actually have no idea. (might as well try to take a test to find out what color my aura is, idk)

Personality stuff you agree with (astrology, MBTI, Hogwarts house, etc be as specific as you want!):  Mostly astrology.

Do you think you’re a good driver: I have yet to get my permit.

Favorite minor discourse: Dunno.

Favorite vine and/or meme: I love every vine I’ve seen/come across. But the top meme that I will love forever are the Lazytown memes.

Why did you choose this muse: I have a fear of playing canon muses incorrectly and pleading to God that I don’t mess up on a character’s personality or how they talk. When it comes to playing OCs, it’s so much more easier because I set what my characters say and what their personalities are like without getting too much backslash.

Favorite RP memory: Oh man... current favorite is the thread I have w/ @wxlfby and Braelynn. I love those two!! gotta get that mcdonalds

Favorite thing you’ve written, in RP or not: The responses I’ve written at stuff on my walloftext.

A line/lyrics/quote/etc you like or that means a lot to you: Oh jeezus, uh... something from Markiplier or Jacksepticeye? I guess? I don’t usually use quotes for inspiration, but anything works.

Give a shout-out to someone:

@serpentine-rogue

@vetusxlupus

@wxlfby (double tag bruh)

@monsterhiime (honestly? you were the only monster musume rp blog i’ve ever found on here and i was really happy haha)

@redgentleengie

@multiverse-swampy

@theflickeringspark

@dxgtxxth

THIS LIST WILL GO ON FOREVERRRR

Tagged By: @golden-sun-warrior

Tagging: Whoever I tagged and anyone who stumbles onto this post (do it pls)

[multiverse-swampy]

Rules: Please repost! Don’t reblog!

Name: Swampy

Preferred pronouns: She/Her

Selectivity: Non Selective

Favorite animal: Dolphins, Tigers

Favorite muse you’ve had so far ever: Ehhh... what?

Muse, you kinda wanna pick up: None really.

Most identifiable fictional character: I don’t know honestly. I don’t watch anime/cartoons much.

What color your aura is/think it is: Some kind of blue.

Personality stuff you agree with (astrology, MBTI, Hogwarts house, etc be as specific as you want!):  There would be too many to list really. I do like to read astrology zodiac stuff.

Do you think you’re a good driver: I guess so? Better than the shitty ones at least.

Favorite minor discourse: What?

Favorite vine and/or meme: Any funny cat picture really.

Why did you choose this muse: A reflection/better version of me, I guess.

Favorite RP memory: I don’t know really. Probably the one where she bandaged up a naked red Spy who was bleeding out in the bathtub. When she came in to help, he quickly covered up his privates when he saw her. It was a pretty funny meeting.

Favorite thing you’ve written, in RP or not: The responses I’ve written at stuff on my walloftext.

A line/lyrics/quote/etc you like or that means a lot to you: Markiplier, Jacksepticeye... oof. I might be forgetting someone.

Give a shout-out to someone: Literally any of my friends/followers.

Tagged By: @monmuses

Tagging: (I’m lazy, back to hunting)

[marvelmyriad]

markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 3:

that hand was already boned, all right

these fingies ain't working too good

remember when this was about zombies?

[__________], found your glass.  you'll want this back, i know you will

you know, this door that… i thought it was uh small is apparently normal size

man i remember when i had a whole kit?  a whole lock picking kit? that was nice

you guys got any bags of flour around here?

oh yeah, that's worth some money. not that i need the money

‘mask the angels blinded gaze, and only then will you be saved’… whatever

don't moan while i'm looking at your shop, it makes it very awkward

oh god what the hell? oh wow, that's horrifying

okay i'm gonna leave now, i gotta go find my baby or something

i'll break your shit!

okay all right i'm serious, hey you're gonna take me seriously

hey i'm not messing around lady, this is serious business

i'm breaking your stuff, you better stop me.

you better come over here and arrest me

i'm being a very bad man

i've never cut open a lady

i want to go home, i don't know what to do

hey this is a cool place

it's like a physics puzzle

i stab the asshole

hang on, i gotta check every single one of these goddamn cells

come at me

try me. you won't. you did

you tried. and failed

you got a big stabber

man that would have been really useful

don't make me stab you. i will do it. i will absolutely do it. i'm going to do it

whoa, nice battle axe

good thing my my arms are very sword-proof

okay so now that i know i'm more than a challenge for these very slow shambling monsters, i feel very confident

i'm not even smiling

am i supposed to leave or something?

well yeah, but you know, you don't feel pain…how can you feel anything else?

okay two can play the stabbing game

then why are you still here?  just leave

damn now i'm thinking i might have goofed it

yeah now i'm thinking i might have been a big old goof

this isn't expanded at all, this isn't even close to expanded

you expanded dick-and-diddly

thank you for your whatever you do

later nerd, i gotta go

i mean it's a lovely courtyard, but uh…why did i come out here?

oh this seems significant

i know that there's no point in running after her and i just look like a fool doing it

so i'm not gonna…even though i am right now running after her

oh my god do not throw that away

ah…what have you done to my daughter?

that's not a very good poem.  sounds very ‘men writing women’ you know

why did i come all this way then?

was there a reason for me going into the room of blood?

was there something else in the room of blood that i could have used?

okay so i have to get in here somehow, which means that i need a key or i need to get around it in some way

okay that's great, good, thank you for the compliment

um i still need to murder you

i'm just going in a circle now, all right

are you poor? are you the poor?

i'm so smart.  oh and you're so dead

i'm just so scared. i'm terrified

whoa, hey bud, hey don't don't get up

hey you are late to the party okay, you don't get to do nothing like that

you're literally drowning in the blood, isn't that what you guys want?

that's what you get for not having an appetite

oh my god you suck. get stabbed

someone's about to get shotgunned

hey you left this unlocked by the way

oh you very special

never mind, i know exactly where to go

that's some respectable power right there

thanks for letting me take a nap i guess

the power, it so respectable

[marvelmyriad]

out-of-context markiplier Resident Evil: Village quotes as ask memes - PART 1:

man we drink a lot of wine in this house

yeah well you know the the moral of the story is um there's nothing free in life so don't assume there will be

why did they cover the mirror up to save resources or to save me from looking at myself?

oh okay weird uh uh i do not like the look of this baby

that's horribly cringy

okay well he said no can't do anything

probably means that the baby uh ain't so normal

definitely more important than this very urgent conversation yeah that's definitely a priority

you really just gotta ask who is this i think that if it was a secure channel you would stop talking and then hang up immediately

i'm gonna ignore that oh yeah i'ma ignore that definitely a whole lot of nothing

yep whole lot of nothing, weird growls in the forest

hmm this is uh normal um very normal

i think it just decided to be quiet now

to be perfectly honest i'm-i'm very disappointed. i'm like exceptionally disappointed

absolutely nothing in there was useful

i love fiddling with random crap as soon as i enter someone else's home

blood's a good sign

hey i'm not robbing you i am looking through all your stuff but i just like to observe

so i am i am kind of questioning why i came out

your friends are all dead you might want to run away

all right so i'm not gonna bother with it

someone want to tell me what my grand mission is

good thing he's a bad shot

oh no…they're coming

well there he go, goodbye friend

do you need to say all this out loud, is this necessary?

well that's a bad start

am i infected now? oh my god, holy crap!

okay well you got more life in you, a little more pep in your step

all right that took a lot of bullets

good thing my hand is missing

maybe double tap just in case

all right well i am bleeding profusely, maybe i shouldn't have come back in

maybe coming back in was a good idea

that's fine that's totally fine, i'm going to try to kill the next one with a knife

i just want to get used to the idea of killing things with knives because i'm going to have to do it when i run out of ammo which is going to be soon

what did you deliver that for me like a cat thinking that i can't hunt for myself?

they're robots that's the secret truth behind all this they is actually robots

yeah when they see me explode their friend's head, i think they all were dissuaded from their course of action

all right okay well i guess it's all done now i guess i'm free to go that's what i'm gonna do i'm leaving

oh no they have weapons

all right buddy looks like it's time for me to kick ass and…kick ass, and hide i'm a bitch, i'm very cowardly

i'm so stealthy

where am i going?  why is there arrows shooting?

i can't go that way that's all locked up

oh my god okay well this is uh bad for me um-holy shit

i legitimately have no idea where i'm supposed to go, i truly do not know, i am in pain

you know you're tall but uh quite tall enough you know not tall enough for me to really respect you

[rpmemes-galore]

Markiplier: Fatal Frame 2 Let’s Play pt. 2  {Sentence Starters} 

“I know you’re still here.”

“Oh, you’re so beautiful!” 

“I might be totally wrong.”

“My ghost meter’s tingling.”

“I could’ve just walked out?”

“Oh god, there’s another one!”

“Can’t even see anything, yet.”

“That’s a lie. That’s a damn lie.”

“Don’t turn around, you dingus.”

“Hmm, I wonder if that’s a clue.”

“It’s a very creepy atmosphere.”

“Why am I so unwelcome here?”

“Oh, and now the lightning hits...”

“Can’t go that way, invisible wall.”

“Were you the one moan-crying?”

“Very nice. Very soothing, in fact.”

“Is it even preferable to fight them?”

“I killed him with the side of his face.”

“No, don’t shut up. Please don’t leave.”

“I think this might be a serious encounter.”

“You can’t just be swinging sticks will-nilly!”

“It’s so dark. Is it supposed to be that dark?”

“That sounds like a whole mob of problems.”

“Yeah, I know. You’re all creepy and ‘errrgh‘!”

“I was getting creeped out all over the place.”

“I’m not entirely stupid. I’m only kind of stupid.”

“Okay, that did something to you. Not enough.”

“Well, that sounds like a whole mob of ghosts.”

“You can’t fool me, those weren’t there before.”

“Instructions not clear... got dick stuck in ghost.”

“Why am I locked in here, now? I didn’t want to be here!”

“This totally isn’t gonna throw me into danger or anything.”

“It’s just so damn dark, I can’t see where I’m supposed to be going.”

“Oh, sorry, I’m just fighting off the urge to make inappropriate jokes.”

“Could you ask them to stop banging their tambourines so loudly? It’s distracting.”

“I’m just gonna run wildly into random bullshit until I find the way I’m supposed to go.”

“And then they were very un-entertained when everyone started murdering each other.”

[rpmemes-galore]

Markiplier --- Job Simulator: Office Worker  {Sentence Starters}

“Can I burn these?”

“Mind if I keep this?”

“Can I have these..?”

“Do I get to go home?”

“That’s not my job, yet.”

“Oh, god, I ate the bag!”

“Yes, it has, you asshole!”

“Its the same damn thing!”

“I know! I gET IT! I GET IT!”

“Uh, nothing’s going wrong!”

“Why am I on my kneeeees?”

“I know, its so sweet, fuck off!”

“HahahaHAHAHAHA memes!”

“Oh, its terrifying. Oh, my god.”

“There’s too much on hotsauce!”

“No, I wanted to caress your chin.”

“This looks borderline unreadable.”

“I didn’t even like you to begin with.”

“Good enough. The emoji says it all.”

“Its wasn’t me! It certainly wasn’t me!”

“Don’t you kinda need that to survive?”

“What happens if I stick my hand in here?”

“I want your mustache. You bring it over to me.”

“Sorry! ... I’m not really sorry. I actually don’t care.”

“I don’t even have arms, just hands floating in mid-air.”

“I don’t know if this is supposed to be slightly erotic...?”

“But, I don’t want more work! I’ve got a piece of paper!”

“Don’t need to drink when I’m, probably, gonna die soon.”

“I should probably put the safety straps around my arms.”

“I didn’t know you guys were here or I would’ve been a little more polite.”

“You stay outta my way, I stay outta your way, we’ll both have a good time!”

“You don’t understand us! You don’t understand humanity! You don’t understand anything!”

[rpmemes-galore]

Markiplier: Fatal Frame 2 Let’s Play pt. 1  {Sentence Starters}

“I knew it was there.”

“That’s probably bad...”

“That’s good, very good!”

“Have fun in nightmare land.”

“So many jokes, so little time!”

“Like, what the hell is going on?”

“No, not that one, you ding-dong!”

“Oh, yeah, I know you’re in there!”

“I’m actually having a lot of fun here.”

“Me? Really... I doubt that very much.”

“There seems to be a body under this.”

“Look at that! Look how CREEPY that is!”

“Oh, no, I can’t go that way. Invisible wall.”

“That’s not her hand. Its like Jurassic Park.”

“Okay, that’s a creepy way to enter a room.”

“I just killed him. I killed him. I killed him just.”

“She just disappeared into a wall, didn’t she?”

“You just calm down until I can figure this out.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer... than your life.”

“What, we’re not gonna do anything about that?”

“Alright, then... I guess that’s just gonna happen.”

“Somebody pick up the hone, ‘cause I CALLED IT!”

“There have been only good things said about this.”

“Okay, when you start saying creepy stuff like that...”

“I only got the buttcheek that was sticking out of the wall.”

“But, I shouldn’t, because that’s going to get me in trouble.”

“I don’t know, you wandered here. I assumed you lived nearby.”

“And I haven’t died, yet, which is basically better than I ever do.”

“I’m gonna be competitive and I’m gonna be very, very good at it.”

“This is how you exorcise ghosts, everybody, you just start spinning.”

“And, might I add, butterflied just shot out of your ass for no reason at all.”

“I didn’t want to take a picture of you! Not that you’re not beautiful, but come on...”

“Maybe that’s because of the G HO S TS... maybe because of the  G H O ST S   E V ER Y W HE RE!”