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Horror Movie Queen
Requested: yes
Summary: a teen reader whos done a bunch of horror movies is filming a scene where she has to scream, freaks everyone out in the cast. Italics is the filmed scene.
Tags: really just fluff except one mention of torture and hitting
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A/N: Its short but its something new. i think im getting back to writing again so thats exciting!!
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Y/n sat staring at the star studded cast in front of her at the reading table. Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Holland, Elizabeth Olsen. It was wild all the people she had spent her whole life looking up to, and here she was, about to film a whole Marvel movie with them.
This was new territory for her too. A whole new genre of movie, different from the horror movies she was known for. The rest of the cast didn’t watch her movies so they didn’t know how she worked.
“Y/n? You okay?” Chris Evans asked waving his hand around in front of her face. “You zoned out there.” He added softly to the teen who flushed slightly and nodded looking down at her hands. “Have you done enough reading now? Are you ready to get into costume and makeup?”
Y/n paused for a moment picking at her fingers before she looked up and nodded. “Yeah. Ill go get ready. I’ll see you guys tomorrow?” She took a quick glance around at everyone who shot her small nods before she disappeared. When she finally came to set, fully ready for her scene, her manager waved her over.
“Okay… lets get this over with guys.” She said, her manager chuckling at the bored look on the teenagers face that was currently covered in bruises and blood, her clothes hanging off of the girls frail body, a gash across her face where a scar usually sat on her characters face.
She was filming her background scene, how her character, Maddison, got where she was, fighting with the Avengers. The torture and pain the character had gone through obvious with the way she was dressed. “Alright you, are you ready to scream?” Thomas asked the girl with a grimace, knowing what he had to pretend to do to the girl. She nodded and stepped on to the set, a cold damp cell that had red splatter all over one wall, showing what she was supposed to have gone through. Thomas stepped forward, the director getting ready for filming, unknown to the teen, the rest of her cast mates stepped in to the studio, hiding in the shadows.
Scarlett elbowed a nervous looking Lizzie who motioned to the makeup on the girls face, the blonde shook her head slightly motioning to be quiet with a finger to her lips. Evans eyes widened as he studied the gash on the girls face. They all knew it was makeup, but as they had grown protective of the young girl, it scared them all. The all focused in on the girl when the director called action.
--Filming scene--
Maddison, a 13 year old girl who had been kidnapped by Baron Strucker at the age of 5, sat huddled against the bloody wall, her whole body shaking as she slowly lifted her head, a giant gash across her face, towards the man standing in front of her. The man merely raised his hand that held a ragged, rusty dagger and slashed down at the girl, her face getting slashed.
The girl let out a blood curdling scream, a scream so loud it even made Strucker take a step back out of shock. The man then turned on his heel and slammed the cell door closed whispering to the girl. “No one will ever want someone as disgusting as you.”
--Scene over--
The director called cut and y/n stood up and with a lack of emotion on her face and grabbed her water bottle. She had barely gotten a sip of it when she was collided with, a pair of arms wrapping around her, gripping her tightly. The teen squeaked as she tried to move the blonde hair to see the horrified look of all her adult castmates standing around her. She patted the back of what she assumed to be Scarlett with a look of confusion running across her face.
“What was that?” Mark asked as he nervously twisted his hands. “How did you bring that up? That was so real…”
“What do you mean?” Y/n asked as Scarlett finally pulled back. “I’m confused?”
“It was very convincing sounding darling.” The actress said, one hand not leaving the teens arm. “Are you okay?”
“Oh. I’m fine?” She responded. “I did- have you guys never seen any of my movies?”
RDJ looked at the girl sheepishly. “Your movies are intense kid… theyre a little scary for most of us.” The teen barked out a laugh shaking her head.
“My whole career I’ve only done horror movies, that scream just is what it is at this point. Nothing behind it, just 5 years of perfecting it.” She said with a small shrug and a small smirk on her face.
“Jesus kid, you gave us a heart attack as a whole.” Hemsworth chuckled as he ruffled the girls hair making the teen roll her eyes with a small smile as she was called back to the set.
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#marvel imagine#avengers imagine#mcu imagine#elizabeth olsen#scarlett johansson#robert downey jr#chris evans#mark ruffalo#chris hemsworth#avengers cast x reader#avengers cast x teen!reader#actress#marvel headcanons#marvel#avengers headcanon#avengers x reader#the avengers#marvel cinematic universe#marvel mcu#mcu family#mcu fluff#mcu fandom#mcu#baron strucker#thomas kretschmann#oc marvel
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been thinking a LOT of slutty bruce banner thoughts :)
I'm just a woman guys. nsfw below the cut!
warnings for oral (f receiving), pet names (sweetheart, honey, good girl), marking/hickies, teasing, mmm men cumming in their pants, dacryphilia if you squint, bruce banner likes having his hair pulled, reader is female!
💋 Thinking about how much of a munch he is! I can just see him, arms looped around your legs, holding you open, mumbling under his breath just quiet enough that you can’t make out any words except “perfect”, “pretty”, and “mine.”
💋 Thinking of how he is such a tease, letting his hot breath fan against your pussy before moving just slightly away from you, choosing to leave sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to your thighs, so close to your cunt but so far at the same time, not letting up despite your hand tugging at his dark curls flecked with greys.
💋 Thinking of him leaving dark bruises on your thighs, deep shades of scarlet, maroon, burgundy, admiring as they fade into muted purple, slight indents of his teeth that he runs his tongue over from where he’s sucked with too much vigour, fuelled by your sweet whines and pleads for him to pay your pussy some attention.
💋 Thinking of how, when you complain and writhe under him, almost in tears with desperation, he pouts mockingly, rubbing your hip with his thumb, as he whispers that “patience is a virtue, sweetheart.”
💋 Thinking about the way he smiles when he pulls back and admires his work, his gorgeous girl, her kiss-littered thighs. Making eye contact with you, holding it, before spitting directly on your clit with no warning.
💋 Thinking of the way he chuckles as you yelp and shudder, grip tightening in his hair, but the second he tastes you he’s moaning too, deep groans causing vibrations that rush through your body, leaving your legs quivering.
💋 Thinking of what is practically a whimper escaping his mouth as you tug his hair particularly hard, nails digging into his scalp so hard you’re worried you’re going to draw blood, his hips beginning to rut down into the mattress.
💋 Thinking of him letting go of your thighs, one hand reaching up to grab at your tits, the other nudging a fingertip into your slick pussy, but when your legs come to close on either side of his head, he withdraws completely, despite your pleas.
💋 Thinking of the way you’d let out a whine of “Bruce…” as he just tutted at you.
“Did I say you could move your legs, honey? Need you to hold them still for me, be a good girl,” he responds, toeing the line between praising and mocking, but utterly in control. When you move them back to how he had held them, he places a kiss to your thigh, diving back into your pussy with a whisper of “atta girl”
💋 And finally, thinking about him reaching his orgasm alongside you, hips rutting more firmly and desperately into the mattress as you clench around two of his fingers, your moan of his name bouncing around the room, and when your eyes focus on him again, fingers still pumping in and out of you helping you ride through your orgasm, but the way he presses his forehead into the mattress and his hips are shuddering tell you all you need to know.
💋 Thinking of him still mustering up the energy to roll off of you, but managing to drag his two fingers up to your lips and press them into your mouth, feeling as your tongue licked them clean of your own slick before speaking, words slurred with pleasure. “You’re gonna be the death of me, sweetheart. Creaming my pants over you now.”
#mcu x reader#x reader#fanfiction#marvel mcu#bruce banner imagine#bruce banner#bruce banner x reader#bruce banner x you#bruce banner smut#bruce banner x reader smut#mcu smut#marvel smut#mark ruffalo#mark ruffalo x reader#mark ruffalo is so super fine#mark ruffalo save me#dio writes drabbles
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Avengers: Lost in Germany
Warnings: none (I think), let me know if I missed any :)
Pairings: Avengers cast x reader platonic
Request: Uh uh uh I became a second idea. Marvel cast X reader where the cast had a interview or something like that in Germany and because no one ever was there (expect reader who lived in Germany) they kinda got lost and reader is like „seriously guys who in the name of my half eaten potatoes did you even got lost here“ and then comes to rescue
can they even get lost? I DONT CARE they do now for the sake of this request
Request by: @kiyomi-uchiha777
*not my gif*
Summary: Who knew everything could go wrong when you decided to take one nap and leave your co-stars to fend for themselves?
A/N: This was fun to write
Please don’t plagiarize my work, you may reblog if you like but I’m asking that you don’t steal my hard work
“Should we call her?” Mark asked in a quiet voice, glancing around nervously at his co-stars as he awaited an answer.
“Are you crazy?” Robert hissed, “We can’t call her! She’s gonna think we’re idiots!”
“You kind of are though.” Scarlett pointed out unhelpfully.
“Uh uh uh,” Downey turned to her, narrowing his eyes and pointing a finger at her, “You’re just as much at fault here as the rest of us are.”
“I just followed you guys, I have no idea what’s going on.” Evans looked exhausted as he threw his hands into the air.
“This city is wonderful!” The other Chris chimed in, looking around in awe, as if oblivious to the others bickering, “Y/n is so lucky to be from here!”
Jeremy looked around and nodded in agreement, “This place is nice.”
You and your avengers co-stars were all in Germany, your home country, on a press tour, and the six of them had gone out for a stroll whilst you were taking a nap in the hotel, only to wind up lost within the first twenty minutes.
“So why don’t we call her?” The actor for Bruce Banner stressed, “We’re lost and she knows this place like the back of her hand! She even said so herself!”
“It’s humiliating!” Robert cried dramatically.
Scarlet rolled her eyes, “I’ll take being humiliated over being lost down this random alleyway anyday.” She quipped back.
The actor dropped his head with a long sigh, and Evans clapped him on the back, “I think you should be the one to call her. You know, since you feel so strongly about the issue.” He had a spark of mischief in his eyes.
Robert groaned, slowly taking out his phone and clicking onto your contact, holding his breath as he listened to it ring.
Six rings in, it was cut off and your voice floated through the speaker, “Hello?”
“N/n, hey,” Downey chuckled awkwardly, pausing. One sharp look from Scarlett, though, had him scurrying to continue, “Listen… we may or may not have… gotten lost?”
There was a silence following his statement/ question, before you sighed loudly, “How did you idiots manage to get lost? It’s really not that hard. It’s quite simple.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.” He grumbled, giving a dirty look to his snickering co-stars.
You finally allowed yourself to chuckle a little bit at the predicament before you relented and said, “Alright, fine. Send me your location and I’ll come get you all.”
When he did just that, another long silence stretched out.
“�� You guys know you’re only a street away from the hotel, right?”
The volume on Roberts phone was apparently loud enough for all of them to hear, because all six of them facepalmed in sync.
#platonic#platonic imagine#x reader#celebrities x reader#avengers cast x reader#robert downey jr x reader#robert downey jr x reader platonic#scarlett johansson x reader#scarlett johansson x reader platonic#chris evans x reader#chris evans x reader platonic#jeremy renner x reader#jeremy renner x reader platonic#chris hemsworth x reader#chris hemsworth x reader platonic#mark ruffalo x reader#mark ruffalo x reader platonic
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Hulk x female listener?
Hulk calls a radio station…
Y/N: you’re live with the Hive
Hulk: Hulk big fan of show
Y/N: thank you ‘Hulk’
Hulk: Banner also like show. We like your voice
Y/N: I like yours too, Hulk. Now what would you like to hear?
Hulk: Rolling Stones?
Y/N: you got it, ya Green Giant. Here’s Doom and Gloom by The Rolling Stones.
#marvel#marvel imagine#marvel fluff#mcu#mcu imagine#mcu fandom#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incredible hulk#hulk#hulk x reader#bruce banner#mark ruffalo#the avengers#avengers imagine#avengers incorrect quotes
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(Bruce tells Natasha, Y/N & Laura that they are going on Vacation)
Bruce: We are going on Vacation.
Natasha: Aww, you are the best lovable dork boyfriend ever.
Bruce: Thank you Babe.
Y/N: Wait, is Laura going?
Bruce: Yes, She is going. I already talk to Logan.
Y/N: Yay, my first vacation with my wolverine girl.
Laura: And I get spent with my Hulkey boy.
Natasha: True love
#bruce banner#hulk#natasha romanoff#brutasha#black widow#incorrect brutasha#y/n#laura kinney#laura kinney x reader#mark ruffalo#scarlett johansson#dafne keen#mcu imagine#mcu incorrect quotes#marvel
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In 13 Going On 30 the main character time travels from 1987 to 2004 and she finds her 30 year old self living in New York my question is did anyone have to explain 9/11 to her
#i mean.....#it feels inevitable no?#imagine mark ruffalos character having to be like yeah..and then there was a second one...
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Hello there! I just wanna say how much I love your fics, especially the very spicy ones on my fav Bruce Banner <3 I would love to see a more soft fic (because he’s a big softy) where Bruce comforts his girlfriend after having a nightmare. Take your time ofc! Thank you very much!
Melody
Pairing: Bruce Banner x female reader (no other specifications!)
Word Count: ~500 words
Outline: Your boyfriend, Bruce helps you calm down after a nightmare.
Warnings: anxiety, nightmares.
Author's Note: Hi nonnie, your words are ever so kind to me, hoping you will enjoy this little piece and find it comforting!
PS: dividers by @firefly-graphics // banners by @maysdigitalarts
Main Masterlist ・❥・Bruce Banner Masterlist
"Y/N." Bruce's soft voice fills the room as you are gasping awake, shivering, with cold sweat running down your back. His hand is wrapping round your back trying to soothe you.
"Just breathe baby, listen to my voice and breath slowly. In and out."
He is keeping his voice low trying to make you calm as he is caressing your back, his other hand pushing your hair back to better look at your face and expressions.
It wasn't the first time you were having a nightmare, unfortunately, it happened once in a while and it was only the second time that Bruce happened to be sleeping next to you. Maybe he was a light sleeper.
"You are here, with me, safe." He continues, his voice hanging like the softest melody. You try to push the images away from your head, to keep your heart from beating so fast but all you can do is turn around to look at him.
He softly kisses your cheek in return, soothing you with his hands on your hair on your back, moving his delicate fingers in circular motions, allowing you to only listen to his heartbeat. He holds you in his arms, safe and sound, slowly rocking you back and forth repeating your name softly like a song, like a melody.
"Bruce..."
You try to say something, for him to go back to place, you can handle this, something along those lines but his arms around you get so tangled up that you could never escape. Where you push he just holds tighter. Here to comfort you and hold your heart for you because he loved you. He was concerned for you but first, he needed to soothe you enough so eventually, you'd both fall asleep.
"I'm here for you, baby, I'm never going anywhere. Never, ever."
"Baby..."
"Shhh, shhh. Listen to me, please, I'm here."
He pauses for a moment enough to hear your heart beating a little slower, in a different rhythm, and he beings to recite an old college story, something silly but mundane, that soon enough makes you laugh and that laugh doesn't ache your heart.
Another story follows the first one and soon enough you are even asking him follow-up questions. You are getting to know him a little better, he is getting to hold you a little tighter. It's a win-win situation.
His voice keeps you warm and when you fall asleep again you are buried deep within his hairy chest, his arms possessively and lovingly and protectively around you. Like a shield made just for you.
And he does this again, for however many nights you need him to.
And you knew if the opportunity arises you will do the same for him.
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#selenewrites#bruce banner#bruce x reader#bruce banner x you#bruce banner x female reader#bruce banner x y/n#bruce banner x reader#bruce banner imagine#hulk#hulk x reader#mark ruffalo#marvel x reader
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// also, guys just a friendly reminder that Mark Ruffalo has a tumblr account and he might be reading our threads 👀👀👀
#ooc#out of vodka || ooc#just a friendly reminder#mark ruffalo#he's on here#imagine the things he have seen or read
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it’s unreal how mad i can get about the fact that now you see me could have been good. society if that movie had been good!!!!!!! oh my god how hard was that seriously!!!!!
#needed less mark ruffalo more woody harrelson and jesse eisenburg#like why would i watch this bad movie with mark ruffalo when i could just watch zombieland instead.#maybe i just don’t like mark ruffalo. and so what. who does.#beth.txt#anyway. i never saw the sequel but i imagine it’s worse.
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Do we think the guys get assigned like a press tour handler? Like, it's poor Stacy's job to tag along with this crew of capricious idiots actors when they're going through Europe and Asia and wherever else for the Big Marvel Press Tour™️. She very stressed all the time, simultaneously worrying about getting Tom his juice boxes, keeping Anthony and Seb out of trouble, and making sure Ruffalo doesn't let a spoiler slip (again).
The fic:
Her official title is "Assistant Media Travel Coordinator," but most days, [OFC/reader] feels like her job could be better described as "Celebrity Wrangler/Babysitter."
With the newest Marvel franchise blockbuster premiering next month, she's been assigned to follow along with the actors who play all of Earth's mightiest heroes on their Big Marvel Press Tour™️ to promote the film. Tasked (re: threatened with death) by Disney to maintain order and keep the stars' shenanigans to a minimum, she's got her work cut out for her!
Will she succeed in keeping MackieStan's commentary PG, preventing Ruffalo from dropping a spoiler (again), and making sure Tom has his juice box? Or will she lose her sanity as she follows ScarJo, RDJ, Chris³, Mackie & Stan, Ruffalo and Rudd, Holland and Hiddleston, Elizabeth Olsen (and more!) all around the world?
Find out, in this exciting and amusing fic that I will never write!
x/x
#fic ideas#adoptables#fic imagines#marvel#disney#mcu#fanfiction#fanfic#RPF#real person fiction#Marvel cast#chris evans#c3#press tour#plot bunny#hoppity hop it never stops#avengers infinity war#sebastian stan#anthony mackie#tom holland#mark ruffalo#rdj#robert downey jr#elizabeth olsen#scarjo#scarlett johansson#paul rudd#tom hiddleston
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Nerves and Nerds
Requested: yes
Plot: a young actress has her first day meeting the stars of the avengers set, playing Morgan Stark.
Tags: Fluff
Triggers: none. its pure fluff with a cute kid and the avengers cast
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Y/n, a 6 year old girl who had recently started acting, sat in the office beside her mum, her legs swinging, as the adults talking. She knew she had gotten a big role in a Marvel movie and she got to play in a movie with some big names in Hollywood. Her parents had said they had to talk some logistics out before she would have to go into the big room where all the other actors were to meet them. Something that made her incredibly nervous.
Her head snapped out when her mum said her name. “Y/n?” The 6 year old looked up with a small smile.
“Yes mama?” Her voice lilted as she tilted her head to look up at her mother, not sure about what’s going on after colouring her pictures the whole time the adults have been speaking.
“Are you ready to go meet your co-stars?” Y/n’s little heart picked up a little bit, her nerves striking her as she was about to meet some pretty big stars. She nodded her head and tucked her colouring book and pencil crayons away in her small backpack and stood up next to her mum who held her hand out, prompting the child to take the womans hand. “You okay little butterfly?” She asked crouching down, noting her daughters quiet demeanor all of a sudden.
“I’m nervous mama… what if they don’t like me?” She asked, her head hanging down, her foot shuffling back and forth. “What if they’re mean?” Her voice had dropped to a small whisper.
“Oh baby… I promise you that no body will be mean.” The mother said, one hand landing on the girl sshoulder and the other tucking a piece of brown hair behind her ear. “They’ll have to deal with mama bear if they do.” A small wink was thrown towards the little girl who giggled quietly and wrapped her arms around her mums neck forcing the woman who scoops the little girl up.
“Okay mama.” She muttered as her mum walked towards the board room that was full of her newest co-stars. When the director opened the door, the small girl tucked her head into her mothers neck with a small whimper after seeing everyone there. “Too many mama…”
“You’ll be okay butterfly.” A warm hand started rubbing her back gently. “One at time okay? We’ll start with Robert because he is who you have the most scenes with okay?” A small nod was given before green eyes peeked out to meet with Robert Downey Jr. eyes. “This is Robert.”
“You can call me Rob though sweetheart. I promise that its not as scary as it sounds. Most of the people here are so nice and fun, except Scarlett, shes scary.” The man winked at the little girl who looked over at who she knew to be Scarlett Johansson who had a look of pure shock on her face.
A small smack was heard before the whole room melted at y/n’s little giggle that followed after watching the blonde smack the man gently. “I am not! If anything, Renner is the only scary one.” Johansson said looking at the little girl who giggled again looking at the man who mocked a loud gasp. “Look how scary he is.”
“How dare you Johansson! I am a saint!” Jeremy said, placing his hand on his heart. “Mackie is the worst!” Another gasp had the girl giggling.
“Excuse you Renner! I am perfect just the way I am!” Mackie said with a proud smirk on his face. “Nice to meet you lady y/n! My name is Anthony Mackie!”
The girl smiled shyly then looked over at a lady who rolled her eyes and smiled shyly.
“Hi darling, I’m Gwyenth but you can call me Gwen. I play Robs wife so I’ll be your mum.” Y/n looked back at her mum then at Gwen and nodded.
“You can be my mama for the movie.” She said smiling at her. “You seem nice!”
“Awe thank you darling!” Gwen placed her hand on her heart smiling sweetly.
“You’ll be my mama so he will be my daddy?” Y/n said pointing to Robert who nodded and smiled widely at the girl.
“I will be! Youll be my daughter, Morgan Stark!” He said with pride.
“Morgan Stark… I like that name!”
“She’s so cute!”
“Mackie! Give the girl some space.”
“Stop telling me what to do Evans.”
“Never in my life!”
“Seriously. Can you two stop talking?”
“Says you Hemsworth.”
“Ow! I did nothing wrong Renner!”
“You were looking at me funny Ruffalo.”
“What does that even mean??”
A sharp whistle was heard and all the adults turned to look at Robert who had a disapproving look on his face, his hands placed over the 6 year olds girls ears so he didn’t frighten her. “You guys are scaring the kid!” They all looked at the girl who had a big smile on her face, her eyes sparkling with laughter.
“Wow… the whole Avengers cast is really just a big bunch of nerds…” Y/n’s mum uttered, sparking a whole new fight between the cast making the girl laugh even louder.
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#marvel imagine#avengers imagine#mcu imagine#elizabeth olsen#natasha romanoff#wanda maximoff#wandanat#natasha romanoff imagine#wanda maximoff fluff#marvel cast#marvelcastedit#robert downey jr#gwyneth paltrow#jeremy renner#anthony mackie#chris hemsworth#chris evans#sebastian stan#mark ruffalo#scarlett johansson#avengers cast headcanon#avengers cast x reader#avengers cast x kid!reader#robert downey jr x kid!reader#avengers kid
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karkat goes through some changes
homestuck
tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]. TT: It's come to my attention that you've been having some difficulties with Karkat. TG: "oh hey dave" TG: "how are you doing" TG: "good good yeah i know its been ages but ive got a question for you" TG: "hows karkat doing" TT: My apologies. TT: If you'd like to restart the conversation, but frontloaded with pleasantries, we can do that immediately. TG: nah jigs already up TG: theres a suspiciously empty bag and cat just fucking headbutting everything in existence TG: the elephant in the room is eyeing me flapping its monstrous goddamn ears blinking its sad eyes TG: walking around crunching the bones of the dead horse that ive been beating TT: Dave. TG: yo TT: Are you okay? TG: hell of a fucking question TG: i mean TG: im doing fine TG: im coping TG: its not like im the one in the relationship who woke up three feet taller and more intimidating overnight TG: with literally no clothes that fit TG: and an unrecognizable goddamn complexion TG: you know that blush palette kanaya got us that one time is basically junk now TG: we were so excited to literally never use it but now its become mandatory TG: the thrill of ignoring a gift is all evaporated TG: at least we still have that fucking popcorn maker that june got us rotting away in a cupboard somewhere TT: Dave. TG: im extremely normal about this
TG: its not every day your boyfriend of five years grows into a giant troll monster TG: leaving behind a molted skin of his days of being a regular troll monster TG: that one was TG: genuinely extremely fucking unpleasant to discover TT: I can only imagine. TT: Kanaya's more-or-less confirmed to never be able to molt again, thanks to her immortality. TT: Waking up next to, essentially, the skinned corpse of your boyfriend, while an adult with his face is crying next to you, seems incredibly distressing. TG: yeah TG: it uh TG: we didnt actually realize what the fuck was in the bed until a few hours after karkats first "oh god im like your human professor hulk" cry TG: what the fuck was the deal with professor hulk by the way TG: like why was he in the movie TG: did they just not have the budget to shoot mark ruffalos unaltered face TG: every film the guys in has a budget for ruffalo shielding an audience exposed to a noncgi ruffalo is well and truly fucked TT: Dave. TG: im fine
TG: its fine TG: its just TG: kind of a big fucking deal TG: mostly for him TG: i think hes the first mutant to pupate into adulthood for literally more than the timespan of two universes TG: its like getting run over by the puberty truck and somehow ending up with muscles out of it TG: the same kind of injury logic that created handsome squidward TT: Mm. TT: I figured something like that would be the case, emotionally. TG: as always you are the genius of our time TT: I have one more question. TT: Do you need Kanaya and I to come over to make more clothes for him? TG: wow TG: thats genuinely a really nice offer TG: yeah come over whenever TG: karkats been tarzanning it for a little too long TG: not that the primal look isnt fantastic at times but uh TG: well lets just say theres only so much i can handle at once TT: We'll be right over. tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG].
#homestuck#karkat vantas#davekat#rosemary#rose lalonde#homestuck fanfic#troll puberty is so weird#earth c#hom3stuck#pesterlogs
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Fendrix - Soundtrack for the film Poor Things (2023)
I've probably said this before but I usually don't post film music on this blog. Mainly because it's questionable how much a score for a film could be considered "classical" or of the classical tradition. On the one hand, the kinds of genre and styles used for films, and the specific function of the music as accentuating or being part of the overall finished work of the film makes it out to be its own unique genre. On the other hand, classical composers in history have written incidental music for stage plays as well as scores for films, from early / classic film scores by Saint-Saëns or Prokofiev or later in the century by Takemitsu or Glass and going through to today. Regardless I had heard this music before seeing the film Poor Things and was immediately taken in. I loved it so much that I was disappointed that it did not win the Oscar for best film score this weekend (though I won't complain much because the winning score by Ludwig Göransson for Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer was evocative and intense so it was worthy of the award and praise). Still I have a soft spot for Jerskin Fendrix's imaginative and otherworldly music fitting for the equally "otherworldly" and fantastical atmosphere that the world of Poor Things tries to evoke. Yorgos Lanthimos is one of my favorite living directors and I was excited to see this film, even moreso after hearing the score. While I love the exuberant style, unique cinematography, and the dreamlike images, I will admit I was somewhat disappointed by the film overall (I didn't love it as much as I did his 2018 film The Favourite), and am still uneasy and disturbed by the subject matter and implications of an infant/prepubescent mind developing in the body of an adult woman, and all of the uncomfortable sex scenes and conversations as the film goes along. Still, I do love this score as a stand-alone album. Bella's theme is awkward, slightly out of tune and discordant, conveying the kind of naivety, curiosity, and somewhat self consciousness of being a "child" trying to understand the world they live in. The score continues with keyboard textures, detuned harps and winds, scratchy violins, vocalized oos and ahs, creating a lot of artificial and even alien sounds that disorients the listener in the same way that the wide lenses and porthole shots disorient the viewer. And later in the film (mild spoiler alert) when "Bella's" "real husband" arrives, we are made to feel sick and unsettled by the low frequency pulsing that makes us dread his arrival. A lot of textures and harmonies are unexpected in ways that make me wish Stravinsky were still alive so he could hear and share his thoughts. I especially thought of Stravinsky with my personal favorite track, "Portuguese Dance II", with violent and punchy, comically disturbed accordion chords that open into a catchy dance tune which may as well have come from one of his ballets. This same music gets its own awkward dance scene (another Lanthimos trademark) with Emma Stone's Bella and Mark Ruffalo's despicable Duncan. Again this is a bit different from my usual posts but regardless I hope you can enjoy the bizarre and wonderful soundworld that Fendrix created for this film.
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Celebrity Masterlist (L-Z)
In an attempt to organize the blog and keep everything in order, masterlists are being made to join together into a masterlist of masterlists to make it easier for those on mobile. Thanks for being patient!
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Lee Pace
Oneshots
To Die For
Imagines
Imagine Lee Pace listening along to the bedtime story you’re reading your kids.
Imagine Lee Pace wanting to talk to you but he keeps being called away to set.
Imagine constantly making fun of Lee Pace’s wig on set.
Imagine going to a waterpark with Lee Pace, and his expression when he first sees you in your bathing suit.
Imagine marrying Lee Pace.
Luke Evans
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine helping Luke Evans pick out his outfit of the day.
Imagine Luke Evans surprising you on Valentines Day with chocolate and candy.
Imagine impulsively inviting Luke Evans to go skinny-dipping with you.
Margot Robbie
Oneshots
Run To You
Imagines
Mark Ruffalo
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine showing Mark Ruffalo your more spontaneous side.
Imagine Mark Ruffalo meeting your parents.
Imagine watching the sunset with Mark Ruffalo.
Michael Fassbender
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine watching old movies with Michael Fassbender.
Imagine Michael Fassbender trying to make you blush from across the room.
Miscellaneous
Oneshots
Calling All Heroes (Avengers Cast)
Animal (Avengers Cast)
Imagines
Imagine the rest of the Avengers cast finding out you’re a self-harmer.
Imagine your co-workers on the Avengers films confronting you about your eating disorder.
Imagine the Marvel cast finding out you’re suicidal.
Nathan Fillion
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine constantly being late to events because Nathan always wants you.
Imagine Nathan Fillion forgetting that it’s your anniversary.
Noel Fielding
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Noel Fielding being captivated at first sight.
Imagine always being able to make Noel Fielding laugh.
Imagine making Noel Fielding’s birthday cake.
Imagine hitting it off with Noel Fielding on The Great British Bake-Off.
Norman Reedus
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Norman Reedus catching sight of you for the first time after the hard break up.
Imagine domestic life with Norman Reedus.
Imagine helping Norman find a good place to hide from Paparazzi.
Imagine Norman Reedus trying to tell you that he loves you but having difficulty.
Orlando Bloom
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Orlando Bloom talking about meeting you on the set of LOTR.
Imagine getting stuck in a tree with Orlando Bloom.
Imagine being at a fair with Orlando Bloom.
Owen Wilson
Oneshots
Flight Connection
Imagines
Patrick Dempsey
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Patrick Dempsey showing up too early for dinner and seeing you in just a towel.
Robert Downey Jr
Oneshots
Ambulances (Teen!Reader!Mentor)
Imagines
Ruby Rose
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Ruby Rose catching you crying.
Imagine blurting out to Ruby Rose that you love her.
Imagine living with Ruby Rose and sharing a bathroom.
Rupert Grint
Oneshots
In the Nightside of Eden
Imagines
Russell Crowe
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine a midnight drive with Russell Crowe.
Ryan Reynolds
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine the moment Ryan Reynolds realizes he wants to marry you.
Imagine Ryan Reynolds taking you to a fair and taking care of you when you get dizzy.
Imagine Ryan Reynolds running into car trouble while taking you on vacation.
Scarlett Johansson
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Scarlett Johansson becoming a motherly figure to you.
Sebastian Stan
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Sebastian Stan taking sign language classes for you.
Imagine Sebastian Stan trying to entice you into joining his photoshoot.
Imagine Sebastian Stan coming to visit you in your small town.
Imagine Sebastian Stan really enjoying spending time with you.
Imagine being sick, and Sebastian Stan constantly checking on you.
Timothee Chalamet
Oneshots
This is the Place
Imagines
Tom Cruise
Oneshots
The Fix
Breathless
Shine
If Ever
Certain Needs
Imagines
Imagine spending Christmas with Tom Cruise.
Imagine Tom Cruise taking care of you when you’re sick.
Imagine your family being formed around Top Gun.
Imagine being comforted by Tom Cruise.
Imagine falling in love with Tom Cruise.
Imagine having a child with Tom Cruise.
Imagine getting pregnant with Tom Cruise’s child.
Imagine Tom Cruise acting as the ‘dancer’ at your Bachelorette Party.
Imagine Tom Cruise taking care of you when you’re scared of getting your heart broken.
Imagine Tom Cruise surprising you with a new bag.
Imagine staying at a winter resort with Tom Cruise.
Imagine spending Valentine’s Day with Tom Cruise.
Imagine being caught with Tom Cruise in public.
Imagine going on a walk with Tom Cruise.
Tom Hiddleston
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine an eccentric director putting you and Tom into a house to test chemistry.
Imagine constantly teasing Tom in interviews.
Imagine working with Tom Hiddleston on a horror film.
Imagine Tom Hiddleston approaching you at a bookstore.
Imagine walking in the rain, and Tom Hiddleston spots you and saves you from the cold with his umbrella.
Tom Holland
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine being silly at a con with your coworker Tom Holland.
Tom Sturridge
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine Tom Sturridge having a crush on you.
Imagine having a late breakfast with Tom Sturridge.
Imagine being Tom Sturridge’s wife and finding out you’re pregnant.
Walton Goggins
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine meeting Walton Goggins on set, and falling in love.
Zachary Quinto
Oneshots
Imagines
Imagine hiring a sky-writer for Zachary Quinto’s birthday.
Imagine making Zachary Quinto laugh during an interview.
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(Bruce & Natasha visited Blonsky in prison)
Blonsky: Banner, it’s been a while.
Bruce: Yeah.
Natasha: Now Blonsky, apologize to Bruce.
Blonsky: I’m sorry Banner for almost killing you and wrecking Harlem.
Bruce: Apologies accepted.
Natasha: Great, let’s go Bruce because I’m hungry for foods and kisses.
(Natasha started playing around Bruce romantically)
Blonsky: Wait, are you guys in love?
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Chris & Seb reunited but not invited or attended his “wedding” 🤔🤔 same with Mackie? Scarlett? Hell even Ruffalo? Wouldn’t you make time to be at a close friend’s wedding?
That was the thing that was most sus about the wedding bs. That RDJ, Hemsworth, and Renner were the only ones there. Especially after Scarlett speaking on their group chat & saying how close they are, everything goes in there… wouldn’t he have invited everyone if he really truly got married??
Yeah, I was thinking about that... but then I thought inviting Seb to the "kinda wedding" would have been a risk. Can you imagine the officiant saying that "anyone who objects to the marriage must "speak now or forever hold your peace" Seb objects and they escape together and have their happily ever after?
Wait, it doesn't look bad at all! Oh shit, we've been ROBBED from this moment. They would have had more exposure in the media and GP. 😭
Haha! Speaking seriously, if Chris gets married someday, I have no doubt that Scarlett, Seb, Mackie, Mark Ruffalo, and Octavia would be invited.
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