#mario and luigi as kids defintly like

[vampiricmetalhead]

I love this gif with my whole heart LOOK AT IT

[randymarshiszaddy]

Random Luigi's Manshion hcs cause im Bored that halloween is over

Egadd is one of those grandpas who says that he's smart. but then buys some stupid Krypto or sells his soul for alf poggs.

Luigi is transfem cause she can because I'm a girl and I think she should face the torture of being fem presenting as all fem presenters get by the patriarchy. Give her the autistic girl hell hole she deserves that for being awful in smash mele.

Googi is so fucking sticky . It is like a lollipop you leave on the floor.

King boo is aro ace

Egad has served jail time for helping the Koopa family and he is divorced.

When Luigi first explained Mario her job he just went. "Oh ghostbusters"

As a kid Luigi was scared of the ghostbusters movies and mario was hyperfixated on them.

Polterpup is deaf

Most ghosts have dementia and revert back to the state the can create fuzzy memroies based on .

Morty could have been some old Hollywood producer who started to lose his memories and the only thing he can remember was being in a 1950s Kajui monster maker movie.

Luigi was abslouty one of those kids who would have been scared the hell out by that movie Where the Wild Things Are. Also she is avid Brittny spears fan cause I am.

Egad would murder boos like that guy in roger rabbit with the dip when he was younger.

Egadd Defintly would do whatever the hell William afton did with those kids in fnaf if he never met luigi.

Egadd probaly is Ira of the wrath ring.

Acatully Egadd is the dwarf in the flesk

Actually, Egadd was in us this whole time. His soul lurks in you and me as he crushes your bones and eats at your cell membrane.

[your-local-uwu-artist]

FUNNY VAMPIRE PLUMBER NSKJFHSKJ

i mean it'll probably be quite a while before he starts working again considerin git already took him a while to like, go outside at all dnfjksdfa

i try not to share these things cause if i just tell everyone eveyrthing than they wont send me the asks i so desperately desire fnsdjkfhkad

but screw it yeah vampire weegee rambles under the cut >:DDD

he doesnt have very good healthy by vampire standards, like hes just malnourished which makes him more vulnerable to vampire weeknesses like the sun etc

also apparently bats can purr so he defintly purrs no explanation needed ndjhfakd

he also def hangs upside down on couches (like legs over the top of the couch)

for a guy without a reflection he is pretty insecure about his appearance

he actually doesn't know what he looks like, and while hes curious hes also really scared to ask anybody, he does know that his ears are pointed and his pale skin but he is unaware of his eye color changing

hes actually really upset about not resembling is brother much anymore

a lot of vampires can shapeshift a good amount to look older, younger, less or more human, as well as more feminine or masculine physical traits, but luigi doesnt have the stamina/health to do this

i am gonna go ahead and say that he could turn into a bat though he hasnt tried yet

i have already designed his bat form (as well as charlottes adorable bat form, sense charlotte is younger, well like physically/ sorta mentally younger her bat form is a lil baby bat <3)

he does have echolocation though + can purr

ALSO ABTS CAn PUTE THATS ASADORABLE TO EM

fndak i really want to be able to get the side story with mario enough attention so that people may actually speculate on charlottes backstory fndkajfs but at the same time i am going to burst and just wanna spoil it fnsdjkafhkjds

i also really wanna make a chibi template of luigi so i can draw every outfit ive drawn him in

i know it technically doesnt make any sense for luigi to dress all that different but my soul requires gothic lolita aesthetic lmao dnajk

daisy is the most accidentally insensitive about luigi's condition

like she will ask him myth questions and make jokes about it the most

some of them make luigi uncomfortable (specefically when she romanticizes it / expresses she finds vampires hot) but he knows she means well and at the least he does like how she doesn't make him feel like, othered/dehumanizing, like ultimately she doesnt treat him any differently (which is sometimes a problem on its own sense she'll forget things like luigi shouldnt go into the sunlight)

bowser is supportive but in like a passive somwhat passive agressive way, like he is just completely unfazed and nonchalant about it all

mario is fucking unwaveringly supportive

i cant wait for charlotte debut so bad cause i want to make mario that uncle/dad/older brother kinda character towards her (like sans and garry from ib, that uncle/dad/big brother vibes combo ) i want to make it so wholesome and silly

i know most people tend to depict mario as like,more vengeful ormore angry especially in bowuigi content ( i have nothing against this! wrtiers depicting him this way you a rad i enjoy your work and i hope your enjoying making it >;DDD) but i do personally prefer to write him as just very silly and carefree

like very much the "yeah bowser kidnaps princess peach but also mario babysits his kids jokingly no homo style flirts with him and they have fun playign golf and karting "

princess peach is litterally so sweet and considerate without even needing to be told which both helps and hurts luigi alot sense he worries about hurting her in particular a lot but also he feels supported and even somewhat normal sometimes

like immediately adding welcome sign at the castle entrance, removing a lot of decorative mirros and replacing them with paintings and flower vases etc.

i really want to get into luigi's idenitity issues at some point, he's struggling a lot with that sense it's a lot easier to think of himself as somebody with vampirism vs a vampire, this loss of humanity is something i really want to explore more

i actually briefly mentioned this on that post about the mario werewolf au idea but i also have another au off of this au which is just a vague idea for a story after luigi outlives everyone where marios a ghost (not being able to move on without his brother)

anyway my ask box over there is litterally always open lmao

HMMPPPPHHH that @ask-vampire-weegee brainrot be takin over