#marikothecure

[fuwafuwamedb]

*weakly hanging out of a vampire-esque coffin* I have expired. I have McFreaking lost it Medb. Do you know what RQ gives the Gudas as his return gift? Do you know what this glorious man chose to bless us with? A wolf. A. WOLF. ONE DECENDED FROM THE ONE WHO RAISED HIM, IN FACT. Any wolf would've wrecked me, but the fact that he went to all the trouble to find that specific bloodline (because obviously anything else wouldn't do for his beloved Master!) just. Just! Kills me. Softly. With love. Also you find him chilling with the child Servants and I! AM ABOUT. TO SWOON AGAIN. BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD.

(This also makes me very excited, because Medb I don't know if you've read Lobo's Interlude, but it reveals that he wants to try and find his descendants with Blanca, his mate! And if RQ could find the descendant of HIS wolf family, I'm sure he could find Lobo's! Ahhhh, this Valentine's scene is delivering on so! Many! Levels!)

ANYWAY. If you have a spot open for a Valentine's request, I'd like to ask for one. Actually, I've had this request in mind for a while, but I've been waiting until you were less busy, and now I can combine it with this perfect new addition to the Chaldea Pet Squad. My request is simple: Gudako introduces RQ to the sphinx cubs, along with her new furry blessing, and they all play together. I want sugary sweet fluff, Medb. Make my teeth ROT.

I must confess, I'm relieved to see you posting again! Like, in general. You kinda went a bit silent over the past month or two, and I was worried. I hope you've been doing well, so please take your time with any writing if you need it! I'm dateless today, so dad and I are gonna make a cake for ourselves and celebrate familial love. I hope you feel loved today too, even if it's not romantic love. CRA-chan out! Peace peace!

That’s so precious~! Of course of course! It may come late (tomorrow), but I will definitely write this up! I love that his Valentine’s gift for you is a wolf. Can you imagine Lobo’s response to finding family?! Oh man, or if descendants turned out to have some Lobo and some of Roma’s wolf in them?

Adorable.

I did take a little break. I’ve been easing back on posting. I had a couple friends that I have a few stupid arguments and I found that they really enjoy spending more time chatting with someone who really dislikes me in this fandom. I still write plenty, but I stopped posting for a bit because I found that I really needed to post because it made me happy, not because it made anyone else happy. Water under the bridge. It is nice to go slow with my new research groups at work up and running. Work before pleasures~

Nonetheless, you’ll see plenty more around here. It’ll just be as a more relaxed pace.   

[mariwrites]

Title: I Have Yet To Be Stained To The Bone Fandom: Fate/Grand Order Pairing, Characters: Gudako/Romulus=Quirinus, Merlin, Waver, Arash Rating: E Summary: (Or: The last Master of Chaldea shamelessly seduces the deified (and sexy) version of the founder of the Roman Empire, who had only the purest of intentions, and eventually they go at it like soft, fluffy rabbits.) Farming can get kinda boring, it's true. However, now that Ritsuka has started putting Romulus=Quirinus into her farming teams, fighting the same enemies over and over again isn't quite so bad. And when he insists that she take a break, she decides that now is the best time to indulge in a special kind of relaxation... Comments: After four long months of stewing in procrastination, action descriptions, and salivating Roma lust, I am pleased to finally finish my Gudako/RQ PWP oneshot. And... ...I don’t really have anything else to say. It’s here, it’s porn, there’s nine-thousand plus words of it, and I really hope I haven’t accidentally created something embarrassing.

[sssn-neptune-vasilias]

marikothecure replied to your post: “marikothecure replied to your post: “marikothecure replied to your...”:

Think of it this way: This is why fanfiction was created. And you can write lots of Tali/MShep smut to ease your pain.

I can't virtually shoot Collectors in fanfiction

[3000yearsofshame]

YOUR HIGHNESS I DO NOT WISH TO ALARM YOU BUT DEOXYS' POKEDEX ENTRY SAID IT WAS EXPOSED TO A LASER AND THAT WAS HOW IT WAS CREATED, AND THE ESTEEMED STONE FAMILY SAID THAT HAPPENED 3,000 YEARS AGO SO I THINK YOU ACCIDENTALLY MADE A POKEMON. Congratulations, sir. IT'S AN ALIEN.

"... what?"

[jontronthesecurityguard]

Mister Schmidt, I gotta say, you are one of the bravest men alive. *Offers coffee and doughnuts* If you don't mind me asking, how did you and Doll meet?

"Bravery and stupidity aren't the same thing." He responded, giving a sigh and leaning back in his chair. "But, when it comes to Doll..." Mike began, beginning to tell the tale of how exactly him and his elusive girlfriend met.

[themagnusignis]

Roy, you're out and about a lot today! Quick question... A dude hits on you, what's your reaction?

"Uh... probably not very much beyond letting them know I'm taken? I mean sure, I'm pansexual, but I lean more towards the hetero end of the scale anyways..."

[fuwafuwamedb]

MEDB HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?! WAY OF THE HOUSEHUSBAND ANIME ADAPTATION, SPRING 2021, LET'S FUCKING GO!

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS! 

Househusband is amazing. I can’t wait. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Medb! It's Chrismus! Merry Chrismuth! Merry Crisis! Merry Chrysler!

Chirismus? Churamah? Crisis?

Should we celebrate with Roma and other prompts then? We haven’t splurged in a while.

[fuwafuwamedb]

*dramatically collapsed upon a fainting couch* Medb! Not too terribly long ago, JP FGO had another batch of Interludes released, and guess who got himself one? Yup, we got a Roma Interlude and it's good. Well, at least to me it is. It strikes the right balance of "haha funny YMCA man antics" and "being Rome is suffering, actually", and it's giving me the feelies. Also there's more Boudica character development and that's Good Shit. You can find it over on the FGOGuide subreddit! If you didn't know, there's tons of translations and event guides (fittingly enough) over there, so do take a look if you haven't already!

There’s what?

Hot damn, I should look at those. Roma is good civ so I will look forward to that. Boudica... 

Well...

I am a Nero fan so Boudica is okay, but I will leave you to give her all the praise she deserves.

[fuwafuwamedb]

I have been having sphinx cub thoughts Medb. Can mythical sphinxes purr? I tried to Google for this information but I found nothing. Somebody else has to have wondered!! And I know FGO's sphinxes don't have faces, but. If they could I bet it would feel real nice to have them purring in your lap. Like a tier above normal cats. Also. Do you think Karna do a non-lethal version of his eye beams and create a laser pointer? Do you think RQ could make one with his energy arms lance thing, like, pointing at the wall with a finger all lit up like a brilliant Roma laser. And you know what? I bet the cubs could play with the tip of Cu's lance and not get hurt. Divine beasts ain't gotta worry about no curses. And they've definitely batted his ponytail around with their tiny paws before, cause it's so dangly. Just. Soft cub thoughts Medb. Really soft.

The sphinxes. 

What if the sphinxes can not only make a gentle rumble, but also happen to give off a warmth that warms the heart. Ozy happens to be the one who is the most aware of this, utilizing it for the depressed servant and for days when the sun is at its dimmest. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Damn Medb! You're knocking it out of the park with all these drabbles! You've been posting practically all day, I just HAD to swing by and compliment you on all your hard work. Productivity fist bump? Oh, and happy Halloween!

Haha! Happy Halloween to you too, Cra-chan!

I’m trying to rattle through these Kinktobers because I got all caught up with things and didn’t get time to post these bad boys up. I’ve got four more to go and then we’re back to the wilds of the request list.  

It’s a drabble marathon weekend! Prepare for more!

[fuwafuwamedb]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27286735 It is D O N E

*gets run over by the Shadow Border*

Hello friends! ALERT! 

Cra-chan has done a thing! I repeat! CRA-CHAN HAS DONE A T H I N G! 

I am going to read now. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Your Roma is over here being all regal and smooth over his impending fatherhood, and mine'd be like. Ritsuka: Romi's only cried three times today! =D He's so happy! He's going to be a FATHER, there's a little life growing in there! And that wasn't even supposed to be possible for Servants, he has been BLESSED! And this is with someone he loves so dearly, and all his fellow Romans are here, this whole thing is just so fantastically Roma! He can't take it. (And then he cries for like 10 minutes)

You know he probably cries at other times. He goes and schmoozes up Gudako and Hakuno before scampering off to weep into Nero or Caligula’s arms like “the tiny little life in her! It is beautiful. They will know nothing but love.”

[fuwafuwamedb]

Ohhh those are some good looking prompts Medb. I'll be eating good while I wait for my turn. And you know what? Since I'm here, I want to share something with you! It's something I discovered not too long ago, I was doing research about IRL Roma (or rather the IRL mythology, at least) and I discovered something interesting! Something that actually kinda validates my headcanon on how he approaches relationships? Medb is very smart and historical and might already know this, but it turns out that Rome had a bit of a population crisis when the country was young! And in my eyes, that would add to my idea that he's ironically romantically naive. Because like, if you're focused on the idea of sex for the sake of reproduction, then having sex for any other reason (AKA loving, romantic reasons) is probably going to be neglected. It's like the difference between eating one of those vitamin-heavy military meals and splurging on a gourmet meal: one you eat because you have to, the other you eat because you WANT to. Does that make sense? (Also, in another stroke of irony, it appears that he wasn't actually successful in fathering a child himself, but that's only from my cursory research. But wouldn't something like that be mentioned if it happened? Medb why are Greco Roman myths like this. Give me CONSISTENCY dammit!)

Ah, welcome to consistency hell. You should see the academic hell that is disputing myth bloodlines and marriages and stuff. (I will rant about Brynhild/Gudrun relations for example or a lot of other myths such as the validity of the tale of Sarcastic Halli). 

This is neat about Romy-Q. It’s been a really, really long time since I read much of any Greek myths. I tend to stick to Homer for the vague Sumerian and Egyptian myths bungled in there. Odysseus? You mean OG faker? It’s okay though. I love him.

I love when Fate actually gets in line with the OG tales.

[fuwafuwamedb]

I almost forgot to tell you! I've had some good fortune today too, my new monitor came and was installed without a hitch! Now I can hopefully get some writing done. Also also! The other day you posted that cute AF kiddos drabble and I thought to myself, just for fun "Hmm, if Roma had a kiddo, what would they be like? Maybe kinda hammy like him?" and then the part of my brain that gives me these ideas without explanation went "They'd be a chuunibyou!" and MAN. Now I can't get it out of my head.

Oooh! I’m glad your monitor came in! 

Roma with a kiddo... Hmm... I mean, I feel like there would be an overflow of drama around the boy. Either Romulus-Q would be one of those panicky parents or he would be blase about the child. 

A cold? Either it’s death coming and Ereshkigal and the other death gods need to stop this or it’s barely even a cough, don’t worry about it.

Baby crawling? Video it immediately. 

Nero has to babysit. She is a marvelous teacher. Very good. She’s improved herself immensely over the years. Caligula... well, let’s stick to Nero for now.

[fuwafuwamedb]

FuwaFuwaMedb! I'm talking with a friend about the manga I've been reading lately, and it's gotten me curious. What manga are you into? What anime do you watch? Anything coming up that you're excited about? For me, I'm hyped that the fourth volume of Wotakoi is FINALLY coming out, it's been delayed like twice and it's made me salty as hell. Also I'm getting caught up on Delicious in Dungeon and MAN. It is just so damn good. The worldbuilding in that series is fantastic. Also Spy x Family is GR8.

My main manga that I’ve been following is Made in Abyss. I love the show and I decided that reading the manga was needed. It’s been a trip, I tell ya. I’ve been reading a lot of other ones though. I like Ways of the House Husband, The Vengeful White Cat Lounges on the Dragon King’s Lap, Beware the Villainess, Youngest Princess, The Savior’s Book Cafe in Another World- Oh! And Ari introduced me to Cats Own the World. I like that one a lot as well. Ari’s discord keeps a running excel spreadsheet of the mangas that we all read and it’s fun.

There was a great manga that made me saltier about Mephistopheles in FGO that was called Frau Faust. SUPER RECOMMEND. It’s so good. It’s by the creator of Ancient Magus Bride. 

Anime... I have an odd taste in Anime. Most of the time I like the deeper anime that come on TV. I like Made In Abyss, Noein, Stein’s Gate, Magus Bride, but sometimes I like other shows like Pop Team Epic or How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift. I’ll give anything a shot. I love Yuru Camp too! Very wholesome!