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Season 2 Halloween AU Part Three
Part One, Part Two
Eddie waits till the end of the day to strike.
It's after four, and almost everyone has left for the day with the exception of the teachers and the janitor --who has already given Eddie the stink eye for remaining after hours for 'no reason'.
But Eddie does have a reason, a pretty decent one too.
He's waiting for King-Steve to get out of detention.
Turns out it didn't take until lunch for the whole school to hear about Harrington and Wheeler. In fact, the way Eddie heard, Steve had been ambushed not two minutes after his conversation with Nancy by Hagan and Hargrove.
Now here was where the story differed depending on who you heard it from.
Tammy Thompson told her lunch table that Steve freaked out when Hargrove started talking shit about Nancy.
Mark Holmes told Jim Cutter that Hagan got punched in the face and Hargrove was simply defending his friend from Steve.
Sarah March told Jeff in their homeroom that Steve wound up with a black eye after gym class that morning and was almost suspended for the week.
Eddie knows there must be a thread of truth linking all of these stories together. And at this point, he'd much rather hear it straight from the source.
Plus with a black eye Harrington would be needing those glasses back.
Eddie snaps the gum in his mouth and stuffs his hands in his pockets as he leans against locker 109, certain that Steve will have to stop by before he leaves.
"Munson?"
Speak of the devil.
Eddie tilts slightly in the direction of the voice and blows out a low whistle at the sight of the shiner on Steve's face.
It's already a deep purple, though it isn't as swollen as Eddie would have thought. It matches the colour of the bags under Steve's good eye and is accentuated by how strangely pale he looks today. Steve's lip is also split down the middle, blood staining his polo collar.
Huh, so it didn't happen in gym.
"Looks like someone had an interesting day," Eddie smiles as he crosses one leg over the other and taps the tip of his chuck on the linoleum, Steve winces at the harsh squeak it makes.
"Look Munson, whatever you want, just get it over with," Steve manages to say through gritted teeth, his hands have clenched into loose fists but the same tremor from the night before has returned in full force.
Eddie pushes himself off of Steve's locker and watches as the other man tenses. Eddie rolls his eyes and reaches behind himself, grabbing the shades from where they are hanging off his back pocket. Steve's gaze follows Eddie's movements and barely halts a flinch as the sunglasses are tossed into his chest.
Steve only seems to catch them with his latent jock ability but still nearly drops them in surprise.
"You left these in my van last night," Eddie shrugs at the way Steve's head tilts slightly, he looks from the glasses in his hand to Eddie and back again with a frown.
"Oh," he breathes out, and the tension drops from Steve's frame like the strings holding him up are all at once severed.
"First a taxi service, now a courier," Eddie smirks, dropping his left hand to his hip, "how ever will you make it up to me Harrington?"
Steve grimaces, rubbing a hand down his face, he winces as it brushes the deepening bruise under his eye, "I'm sure you're about to tell me".
Eddie grins, pretending to consider his options as he lifts a ringed hand to his chin to hold it thoughtfully for a beat while Steve stands before him, looking more and more frustrated with every passing second.
"Where's the fun in that?" Eddie says with a sly smile as he steps closer, nearly into Steve's space, and leans in.
"Maybe you'll owe me one," Eddie winks as he says it before dropping his voice into a wheezing Italian affectation, "perhaps one day soon I'll call upon you for a favor--"
"What?" Steve sputters out in a strangled laugh, leaning away from Eddie's sudden proximity.
From this angle Eddie can see the slightest flush creeping down Steve's neck.
"The Godfather? You know?" Eddie raises an eyebrow at the blank expression on Steve's face, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse?"
Steve's brow pinches in confusion as he shakes his head.
"I mean," Eddie huffs, moving out of Steve's space again, "you'd probably like it, you have plenty of practice rejecting offers don't ya big boy?"
It takes a second for the words to register for both of them.
Steve's eyebrows cut creases across his forehead as they rise into his hair and Eddie immediately wants to fling himself off the gymnasium roof.
Of all the stupid, stupid things--
"Is this about the weed?" Steve asks slowly with a frown wrinkling his nose, it would be cute if Eddie wasn't beside himself with relief.
Focus.
"Yup," Eddie manages to say with a straight face despite the way his heart is racing. He clears his throat and leans backwards to drape himself against the lockers again, miscalculating how far he's moved away from them after Steve showed up.
Eddie loses his footing and slams into the metal with a loud bang, sliding down onto the floor in a leather clad heap.
"Jesus Christ," Eddie hears from above him, opening his eyes to find a pair of wide hazel ones staring into his own.
"Did you hit your head?"
Eddie ignores the question and the heat that rises in his face and ears. He wants nothing more at this moment than to tell Steve to fuck off, to leave him to crawl into a hole now and finally live the rest of his days as a Hobbit.
But King-Steve is persistent.
"Come on Munson, we should go before someone comes to see what happened, I'm not getting another detention for you," Steve huffs as he holds a hand out in front of Eddie.
Eddie looks from the outstretched hand in front of him, to Steve's face. His stupid, earnest, beautiful face, and takes his hand, grunting as he rises back to his feet.
A door opens down the hall, near the admin office and both men freeze as a pair of heels begin to click and clack their way down the hall.
"Shit," Eddie hisses at the same time Steve barks out a frantic, "Go, go, go!"
They scramble to get away from the lockers and make a beeline for the side exit, a mixture of laughter and curses echoing after them.
Eddie doesn't stop running until he reaches the driver's side door of his van.
He pants out a wild laugh and shakes his head as Steve bends at the waist with his hands braced on his knees. When Steve rights himself, there's a flush of exertion and a bright smile that is only slightly marred by the black eye and split lip.
"You're a trip Harrington," Eddie breathes out before clutching his throat, "I think I swallowed my gum back there".
Steve laughs loud and bright and Eddie can't help but watch the way his head tips back, exposing the long column of his neck. He looks up again, his eyes seem to search Eddie's face briefly before he shakes his head with an expression Eddie's never seen before.
"Yeah well," Steve huffs, his good eye crinkles at the corner from his smile, "you're not what I thought you'd be like either Munson".
And Eddie just doesn't know what to do with that.
Instead, he clears his throat and kicks at a piece of gravel that careens across the empty student parking lot.
"Where's your noble steed?" Eddie asks, his head on swivel. Harrington's car was fairly iconic around here, no way it would have been missed among the sea of beat up Ford's and Gremlins.
Steve tilts his head and frowns slightly, "I left it at Tina's remember?"
And yeah, shit, that makes sense, he must have caught the bus that morning and completely missed it with detention.
"...do you need a ride?"
"Okay".
Part four up!
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#stranger things#stranger things season 2 au#steve harrington#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#steve and nancy breakup#what would have happened if eddie had been at tinas halloween party?#this fic is going places apparently#eddie is having all sorts of complicated feelings about steve here#add a little bit of misunderstandings in the van as a treat#i will never get tired of halloween party breakup aus#you can pry them from my cold dead fingers#afewproblems writes#cw marijuana#cw injury#eddie is a clumsy goblin man and i will die on that hill#well love a man that can make us laugh with his antics and so does steve
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Luis after Leon gave him a “green herb” edible
And later
#poor guy XD#I’ve been dying to draw this for a while#man’s is fuckin ZOOTED#alitan99 art#drawing#doodle#fan art#my art#resident evil#luis sera#leon kennedy#re4 remake#weed#marijuana
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💚Blessed Holiday to those who celebrate💚
#good morning#good morning message#good#morning#the good morning man#good morning messages#message#good morning man#morning message#the entire morning#good morning image#good morning images#420#4/20#four score#lincoln#abraham lincoln#pot#weed#marijuana#cannabis#four twenty#4:20
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My favorite Future Man interview moments (pt. 1)
Youtube links:
(in order)
NYCC 2018: Josh Hutcherson Talks Future Man Season 2
NYCC 2018: Josh Hutcherson Interview for Future Man
Future Man - Josh Hutcherson Interview (Comic Con)
Josh Hutcherson, Eliza Coupe & Derek Wilson on the New Series ‘Future Man’ | Comic-Con 2017 | MTV
Enjoy pookies <3
#future man 2017#future man#josh futturman#josh futterman#josh hutcherson#jhutch#jhutch1992#seth rogan#hes smoking... the marijuana!!#actually i do curse a little#whats your favorite curse word?#probably fuck#DO NOT TALK ABOUT KIDS KILLING EACH OTHER#this show goes places man#wolf future man#tiger future man
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garrett hedlund
CLICK THE SOURCE LINK BELOW and you will find #70 245x150px gifs of Garrett Hedlund as Dean Moriarty in On the Road (2012)! These were created from scratch by Sveja. Do what you want with these, just don't repost/claim as your own, don't use them to play Garrett as himself or in any smut/smut-based blogs, and like/reblog if using. Garrett was about 26 during filming and is white (German, Norwegian, Swedish).
This movie takes place in 1940s United States.
tw: drinking, drugs, flashing lights, marijuana, police, shaky camera, shirtlessness, smoking
#garrett hedlund#garrett hedlund gif pack#fc: garrett hedlund#fc: 20s#fc: cis man#fc: white#gif pack#period fc#**Sveja#drinking tw#drugs tw#flashing lights tw#marijuana tw#police tw#shaky camera tw#shirtlessness tw#smoking tw
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*stares at the camera in ehlers-danlos syndrome*
#cw:#ehlers danlos syndrome#every month man#thank god for ketamine and pot because no other painkiller I've ever tried would touch it#and I am including opiates in that statement#I used to take a muscle relaxer every month#but that would make me sleep for literally like 14-15 hours and make me groggy for days#and it wouldn't start working UNTIL I was asleep so I'd usually end up drinking like half a bottle of wine to get there#it was really really unhealthy but when I say that level of pain makes you absolutely nonfunctional#I am really SO grateful for marijuana it is a GODSEND when I'm like this#it loosens up the muscles enough that I can push the bone back in with a foam roller#I've had some people give me shit for ~illicit drug use~ and it's like BELIEVE ME when I say this is the healthy option#just let patients with chronic pain take drugs okay
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someone get this old sad man stoned please thanks
#art#my art#skyes doodles#artists on tumblr#adventure time fionna and cake#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#fionna and cake simon#simon#babygirl please go get high#MAN NEEDS IT#cw weed#cw marijuana#weed#cw drugs#man. he’s trying
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the carl + negan episode except whilst negan's trying to show off how wealthy the sanctuary is by going on a "we have everything. ask and you shall recieve" rant, carl looks at him deadpan and asks "do you have any weed?" and negan just gets the biggest shit-eating grin on his face.
then instead of traumatising him in several ways, they go into his office and get high together, and negan decides he doesn't actually want to fight rick anymore, because his kid's cool as fuck.
#if he weren't a masculine manly man he'd be jumping up and down giddy at the prospects of this kid becoming his 'mini-me'#carl still uncovers his eye. but instead of negan forcing it. carl just does it because he's super stoned and thinks it's a cool party tric#negan definitely grew his own marijuana in his 20s. and used that experience to grow a few plants in his sanctuary office for personal use#this is all coming from my twd mega-doc#it's breaching containment#twd#carl grimes#negan smith#carl and negan friendship realness#the walking dead#.#gothihop speaks
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paul pretending he accidentally grew weed on his farm is so funny to me aksksksks
#cant believe hes been arrested 5 times for marijuana possession jfc#this man was/is a stoner#paul mccartney#the beatles
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#weed#cannabis#kush#marijuana#maryjane#weed man#weedporn#weed community#cannbiscommunity#cannalife#smoke blunts#smoke sesh#girls who smoke#420#weed lovers
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bill found our home gardening project
#gravity falls#bill cipher#can people tell that this is weed#he's mad that we're not offering him any#I cannot believe he's tiny enough to fit on a marijuana leaf 😭😭😭😭😭#feels fitting for him#I love how judgy he looks too#like what are you bill some kind of narc??? jeez man#also these are not my plants#well legally 6 of them are#but I'm not the one growing them. only using them for photo ops#also my mom wants me to email this pic to Alex Hirsch. and seems to think that I have Alex Hirsch's email?#I don't but I could text it to that number from bills billboard#fluffle art#fluffle sculpts#these are seriously so fun to make#I'm up to like 14 of them
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Walks with my baby🥰
#me#weed#gas#cannablr#cannabis#smoke#marijuana#cannacommunity#bud#pretty#cannalove#cannaculture#couple#my man#boyfriend#nature#smoking in the woods#cannafam#nugs before drugs#blunts#smoking blunts
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have you gotten tommy chong requested yet
if not im requesting
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mean butches who grab your face aggressively and shotgun you weed and then hunt you through the woods about it. stoner butches who have been labelled as monsters getting you so so high and confused and hunting you about it. butches who take advantage of the fact that you've never smoked weed before to get you high and scared and to bite and maim you.
#dogbone#asexual kink#fear kink#intox kink#guess who got its medical marijuana carf#and who's going to see its new girlfriend who has never had weeed#listen man#she is FUCKED#killing biting maiming#im a big scary dog and she is just a tiny cat#i am going to devour her whole#she is not surviving the weekends#i need someone to take all my stress out on#and she will make an EXCELLENT stress toy
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I love shotgunning a monstrous hit
#weed#smoking#marijuana#sh0tgun#intox k1nk#intox pl@y#weed intox#stoners#this man is pretty#I love watching him smoke
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