#marcus is estimated to have been born in 1350 - as per google

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GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY

When Marcus was a human, he definitely had cute little reading glasses that sat on the tip of his nose.

Thank you.

(And before any of yall fuckers (<-lovingly) try to hit me with, "Oh, but Marcus was turned when he was around 19/20/blahblahblah..." - 1) Young people are far-sighted too and 2) I'm prepared to die on this hill😤)