#marco polo was like well it's got one horn sooooo
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you know how marco polo saw an indian rhino in sumatra and, instead of thinking, "perhaps this is completely different creature than the one I am thinking of," he just went "oh man, we really got our depictions of unicorns wrong" ? monsignor pruitt and the horrifying murderous blood drinking "angel" in the cave.
#midnight mass#also that passage about him seeing a 'unicorn' and going#my god they're ugly as shit#is like. my favorite thing.#marco polo was like well it's got one horn sooooo#pruitt was like well it does weird shit and it's got wings soooooo#also before anyone points it out#unlike other types of rhino the indian rhino only has one horn
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