27 yr old woman from Canada. This is an amalgamation of shit I hate and love and may feel indifferently about but made me snort with amusement.
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Actual footage of Christmas with my family
#once there was a 3 hour long screaming match because my cousin who was 6 kept shoving her face into my mothers elderly dogs face.#and waking him up while he was sleeping.#he finally got fed up and nipped her.#this caused my two aunts to go absolutely ape shit on each other while my mother took the dog home.#my boyfriend at the time looked at me with a lot of discomfort while we were playing quiplash with my uncles#i just told him to ignore it.#the aunt of the offending child went home early#we did not get pie.#cheapskates
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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Me blocking a popular ship tag so I can enjoy my scrolling in peace.
Some buffoon, uses slightly different ship tag that I've never even seen before but honestly should have thought of.
#the firstest worldest problem.#go awaaaaaayyyyyy#it really aint that deep tho#just silly little vent#but screw you zosan or sanzo or zoro x sanji or sanji x zoro or whatever it is now.#but also i love and appreciate one piece fans and fanart#even of ships i dont ship#one piece
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Forgot the love of my life 😭😭
Straw Hat appearances in One Piece Fan Letter
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How the fuck is this the way I find out Toby Keith is dead???
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Big these guys energy
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This post got me feeling skeksy
she dark on my crystal til i meet the robinsons
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The way I was AGHAST whenni read this in my pregnancy book but had never heard of it in any sex ed class or talked about by a gen practitioner or even OB/GYN. Like ???????
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
#scuse you#luckily my man is not a moron.#but if he was i wouldnt even know it till like 8 months ago.
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i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not
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Someone slightly unconventional walks by.
My mom:
"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees
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@toeianimationstudio
Well geez Toei. Thank you for downplaying Zoro’s reaction when Nami screamed and for totally changing it. I swear… he wasn’t THAT calm and composed. See manga for reference. 😒
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And with my prints left in the sand
For sure to fade away
I realize there's no final stand,
No way for me to stay.
I'll leave it all behind with grace
But you'll always bear the shame
Of the majesty that was my mane
And all that we became.
Going forward to the setting sun
You spot me from the skies
No way to fight nor way to run
It's the last you'll see my kind.
the infamous 'last sighting of a barbary lion in the wild' photo taken by marcelin flandrin (1925) haunts me to my core. there's something so achingly poetic about it.
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Help the jonker is taking me tf out
come on man
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