#marchsfreakshow

[silverzoomies]

Ryan Reynolds knew I was starving for Evan content and served me this on his Instagram

-Duckie 💜

NO WAY !?!? I GASPED !! I ACTUALLY GASPED !! THANK YOU, BLESS YOU DUCKIE !!!!! 💗💕😭

i remember they talked abt doing all kinds of naughty stuff for this cameo. but it got cut. and what's funny is - i joked that if ryan reynolds ever released any of it, i would literally worship him

ig he's my jesus now ?!???! i was kiddin bro omfg !!

[princessbrunette]

Due to previous anons I feel like I must now be arrested for liking Topper 😭

I like him, but also, absolutely despise everything he's done. Y'know? </3

the way im her

[marchsfreak]

I LOVE DUCKIE AND JACKIES FICS SO MUCH OH MY LORD I JUST THREW UP FROM HOW ADORABLE THE FLUFFS ARE

@marchsfreakshow @fear-is-truth

[taintandviolent]

PT.2 of Taco Tuesday should definitely include Wade being the nosy fucker he is.

You KNOW he knows what happened between you and Remy, so he's asking ya constant questions in an "innocent" way (he wants the details)

DEFINITION OF A NOSY NEIGHBOUR.

“So…… what did you two do?”

Duckie you’re so real for this. I 100% will include some more Wade goodness in part two.

[redhead1180]

Hey darl' was wondering if you'd like to be tagged in my JJ fic when I (eventually) get it done and uploaded? I don't have many obx mutuals yet lol.

-Duckie💜

Of course I would!!!! Please tag me in all your work! I love being tagged in my moots works.

[obx-frathouse]

Hey darlin'. Been missing you, how's my prince been doing hm? 💙

hi mama missin you too. How have you been?? Xx I'm been doing good just busy, getting ready to go back to school.

[starry-eyed-wild-child]

TAG GAME: two fictional characters that make you go "omg it's me!"

randy meeks (scream)

charlie walker (scream 4)

tagging: @taintandviolent @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @marchsfreakshow @slutforgarlogan @slvt4jamesmarch @lacucarachapisser

[babygorewhore]

Can’t stop thinking about….

Worshiping and Riding older! Rafe. 400 words

Oral! Male Unprotected sex. Age gap. Use of the word sir. Dividers by @xxbimbobunnyxx

“Shhh…Rafe. Don’t look away from me.” You praised as you kissed down his body, making him moan and shift around as you gripped his hips.

His aching dick leaked with precum as you fondled and started sucking his balls. He huffed and buried his hand in your hair, thrusting his pelvis as you ran your tongue along his shaft.

Rafe was older than you. Not by a significant amount but enough for others to make occasional comments. Sometimes he worried that you’d prefer a man in his twenties, your age but you finally snapped. Begging him to lay down so you could take time in worshiping his perfect body.

“You’re so pretty, Rafe. So perfect,” You whine against his cock before you take him in your mouth, bobbing your head as you grind down on his thigh.

“Fuck, baby doll. Suckin me good it feels like a dream,” He groans as you take him deeper, spit giving you more lubricant as you blow him sloppily.

Your pussy dripped onto his leg as you encouraged him to cum in your mouth. Rafe threw his head back as you pulled back, chin glistening and you pumped him.

“You’re such a dirty girl, princess. So pretty covered in my cum. I’m gonna reward you for it,” He promised but you mewled and slapped his cock against your tongue.

“Can’t have you needy on me, Rafe. I’m never gonna let you go,” You whisper before climbing up and sinking your cunt onto his pulsing cock.

Rafe’s hand fly to your tits, “I fuckin love these, princess. You’re spoiling me, got me wrapped around your little finger.” He grunts as you bounce on his dick.

“Mmmm, just wanna make you cum, baby. I want you to fill me up so bad.” You beg as you move harder, hands secure on his chest as you ride him.

Rafe latches his lips to your neck, sucking the skin as he slaps your ass. “I’m gonna ruin you, princess. Fuck you so much better. You’re never gonna think of anyone else’s cock but mine.”

You whimper as he gives you a hard thrust, your clenching pussy wrapped around him like a vice. “I needed your dick, sir. Needed you to fuck all the thoughts out of my head.”

“Mmm, baby girl I’m gonna fuck you so good you’re only gonna think about who you belong to. And that’s me.”

“Oh god,” You cry out and claw his shoulders.

Rafe jerks his head and plunges deeper “Not god, princess. Me. You’re bouncing on my dick. Now, use your words and say thank you.”

Tagging some moots. @marchsfreakshow @xxbimbobunnyxx @slvt4jamesmarch @drewstarkeyslut @rafescurtainbangz @rafeinterlude @oceandriveab @starkeysprincess @rafesthroatbaby @redhead1180 @gri959

[evvyyypeters-fics]

LoveBug

Peter Maximoff x infected!f!reader

Warnings! Pure smut, porn w/ basically no plot, vague sex virus stuff, needy reader, p n v, rough sex, dorky Peter

Literally wrote this in 5 minutes. Been having major Peter brainrot recently and I love super horny crazed reader

“Peter…puhlease..” You whined desperately, swaying your hips tauntingly at him, back arched deep into the bed. You eye him from his stance at his Pac-Man machine, now distracted by your erotic behavior.

“What’s gotten into you today?” He chuckles softly, a hidden amused smirk creeps on his face as he reluctantly walks away and over to you, still mewling against his sheets like a cat in heat.

“Need y’u sho’ bah’…” Your words slurred, your mouth felt numb, slow with words and too filled with lust in your overdriven horny brain to process speaking any coherent sentence.

A red tint instantly begins to creep on his face and he shyly plants himself behind you, massaging your hips testingly with his hands.

“What do you need, baby?” He asks, swallowing thickly as he peers close to your face.

“Need y’oh…need y’uh in me sho’ ba’h” The words sinking into the thick sheets below, hips still swaying. Peter stares into your lust-blown eyes. He knows something else is going on, but he doesn’t bother to ask any further, he knows you would hate it if he did with the predicament you were in.

He frees himself from his pajama pants, then boxers and grabs your hips in a tighter grip, pulling away your panties and positioning himself before sinking into your drenched cunt. Arousal having leaked down your thighs, the sight almost making him shiver.

An unexpected moan slips past your lips and Peter groans as you flutter harder and tighter around him than you usually do, causing him to desperately rut into you. He presses you further into the bed, grabbing the elbows of your arms desperately clinging to the sheets and pulling them back to fuck you into oblivion. Pulling strings of thick, erotic moans to spill from your lips shamelessly. The hot coil in your abdomen winds tighter and tighter, becoming unbearable as your eyes roll back. Orgasm washes over you, but Peter doesn’t stop. Determined to reach his high, he overstimulates you just enough to scratch away that itch only a little, bucking deep against your cervix before releasing a hot load. A loud groan escapes his lips and he falters back. He starts to pull away, but the itching inside of you unsatisfied, you grip his wrist. Pleading eyes boring into him.

“M-more’h..plesuh..” You whimper, thighs trembling with anticipation and a lingering orgasm. Peter is shocked by your needy behavior, but nods and obliges. Shoving himself slowly into you again, his pillowy tip pressing against your cervix, building a crescendo of speed before completely pounding you back into the mattress again. Your final orgasm hits like a brick and your whole body shivers, shaking in his grip as he spills over with you. Filling you more than you’ve ever been with his warm seed.

Peter, worn out, flops down beside you on the bed and places a tender kiss on your forehead. The sound of the TV having been playing in the background the whole time hits his ears.

“..outbreak of sexual virus that infects host with high libido…” Perks him up, and everything clicks. Today was going to be a long day, far from over. That he was sure of.

taglist (you can be added or removed at any time):

@fear-is-truth @xkaisxjazzxsingerx @lemoniiiiiii @jazz-berry @marchsfreakshow @colinzabelswife @dearlizzies @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @xrag-dollx @alittleobsessedbitch

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

“Damn..” Evan breathes out softly, his eyes slightly wide as he saw you. You. You stood there, leaning against the wall near the door Evan just walked through. You knew he had a stressful day on set, so you figured you’d surprise him when you got home.

“I wasn’t expecting this,” He chuckled out breathlessly, his eyes scanning your body, which was clad in a playboy bunny-girl costume. You do a small spin with a smile, shaking your hips as you watch his eyes fall from your bunny ears to your tail.

“Figured i’d surprise you,” You muttered with a smile. “Oh, it’s a plug, by the way. I thought you’d like it,” You shrugged, your smirk still plastered across your currently red lips, biting down on your bottom lip.

Evan sighed, shaking his head as he slammed his keys on the table. He picked you up by your waist, hoisting your upper body over his shoulder, giving your ass a firm slap (mostly to watch the flesh move). You squeal playfully, kicking your feet. “put me down!”

“someone’s gettin’ laid tonight,” Evan sighed with a smirk as he carried you to the bedroom. “Shoulda’ thought of that before you pulled this shit,”

taglist:@fear-is-truth @dangeroustaintedflawed @newwavesylviaplath @coentinim @lacucarachapisser @evansonlylove @dearlizzies @oceanblvd111 @foreverviolets @emmasshitblog @jazz-berry @xrag-dollx @taintandviolent @colinzabelswife @marchsfreakshow @evanpeterspeter @whosbloom @redroses07 @lemoniiiiiii @partypoisxn @evanpetersbf

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Kai Anderson w/ a psychologist reader—why is a blue haired felon psychoanalyzing you?

ꨄ︎ You were first assigned to his case after he got into his third fistfight with inmates. They put him in solitary confinement and refused to let him out until he got a psych eval. He needed one anyway. You checked through his records, and half of it was missing. The guy was in for something about running a cult?

Whoever this dude was, he wasn't someone to be triffled with. Triffle you did. Soon enough, you were his favorite out of all the people in this joint. He'd threaten people just to get a chance at seeing you.

ꨄ︎ He shows classic signs of narcissistic personality disorder, CPTSD from whatever was erased from his file, and undiagnosed ADHD. He stated that he took Adderall, which was clearly illegal because he didn't have a prescription, and he sure as hell wasn't just picking it up from the local grocery store. You tried to get more from him, and he'd just tease you. He gives you crumbs and then expects you to follow the trail. 

You know it ends up somewhere in his pants with you on your knees.

ꨄ︎ He pushes your buttons whenever you have a session with him. He gives you a teasing look and spews some manipulative bullshit. He'll give you impromptu strip teases just to try and catch you off guard. He does everything and anything to get a reaction out of you. It's all about getting you to join his cult in the end. He could use a mind like yours. It'll be fun degrading you into his dumb little slut that he can use however he pleases.

ꨄ︎ Don't expect to think your time with him ends when you leave the jail. He'll find ways to get some sort of electronic and contact you. They're always short blurbs about all the bad things he wants to do to people and how you're the only one who can help him. He plays all the right chords and yet you still produce no sound.

You want to get a restraining order on him, but you can't prove that the messages are from him. You only know because he asks if you got his little messages. You can't report that as evidence because of doctor-patient confidentiality.

So you're just stuck receiving message after message about how he wants to gut everyone in the prison and take you in the showers while he's washing the blood off. That one was a long night. You must have received over fifty texts.

ꨄ︎ Some of the sessions are just him psychoanalyzing you. He does his best to pick you apart and find your weak spot. The least bit of emotion, and he's cataloging that away in his mind for future use. He tells you intimate details about your life. They're things he shouldn't know. You begin to fear for your safety.

Who is this psycho, really?

ꨄ︎ You quit the job and begin working somewhere else. You didn't hear the news that he got out. You cut all contacts from the jail, and they couldn't find a way to reach you in time. So like a little lamb getting cornered by the lion, you wake up with him sitting above you. His hand around your throat, the other holding a gun to your head.

"I'm only going to ask this one more time. Are you going to join FIT and be an obedient little recruit, or slowly die at my hands?"

(dedicated to— @fear-is-truth)

🃜 𓆉𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 🃖

⛧ taglist: @bleper @marchsfreakshow @fear-is-truth @girlyfart @lacucarachapisser @bluerthanvelvet444 @cxndiedvi0lets @nahoyasboyfriend @coentinim @etheral-moon @taintandviolent ⛧

🃜 𓆉𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 🃖

[silverzoomies]

Listen if you have him a chance, Maximoff would like anything.

My chemical romance? Done

Insane clown posse? Done

Rammstein? Eh, but done.

He's like me, give me an album of an artist you like and I'll probably like them too.

DUCKIE YOU TOTALLY GET ME !!!! its so easy to guess what tunes peter would love from any era because...they kinda establish he loves everything, right ?? dude likes rock, obviously. but he seems to like mainstream pop enough too (80's eurythmics, hello???). so i just assume he's into whatever, as long as it's good !!

he really would love my chem, though. i'm glad you agree. i stand by this ,, he'd be into 2000s emo/punk rock i can feel it in my bones !!!

[xrag-dollx]

❤️A list of amazing Evan fic writer ❤️

Thought I'd make a list of (wonderful 🫶) people in the fandom I can highly recommend:

@fear-is-truth

@am3ricanh0rrorwh0re

@trueangel420

@doll3tt33

@evvypeters-fics

@evanpeterswifeyyy

@taintandviolent

@silverzoomies

@marchsfreakshow

@corrodedmilk

@frankenkyle19

@lacucarachapisser (huge re-blogger! ❤️)

@evanchantingpeters

@theswanqu33nsblog

@c-cobweb

@evanpeterspeter

@wherewritersgotodie-blog

@kit-walk3r

@feefymo

@redroses07

@evanpeterswhoresblog

@kaislittlelamb

@whosbloom

(Sorry if I forgot anyone 🙈)

[lemoniiiiiii]

WARREN LIPKA

edit made by me! (@ is my editing instagram)

i don't think i even need a caption the audio says what we're all thinking...

tags: @marchsfreakshow (LOVE UU will start working on a warren fic asap!)

[taintandviolent]

GET BOOPED! :DD

THANK YOU BAAAABE!!! I loved the boop fest yesterday.

[evanpeterswifeyyy]

Guys I think I just goofed and accidentally delete my other acc. Whoopsie! Mb gang. Ummmmm I do have all of my fics saved so I will reupload but just so everyone knows—I’m gonna make a new one and hopefully this time not have a fucked up email attached! So if you followed my fic acc, erm sowwy. I’m just a little silly ok, this is literally me bro:

Also, I do remember most of my requests you guys sent, but if you sent one and want to resubmit after I make the new acc pls do cuz I’m a big dummy. It’s also much appreciated that after I reupload my fics you guys boost them to hell.

Tagging ppl who I remembered followed/ mooties/ ahs fans just to boost:

@fear-is-truth @xrag-dollx @jazz-berry @cxndiedvi0lets @irl-violetharmon @marchsfreakshow @lemoniiiiiii @lesly1234 @frankenkyle @t8-ak47 @thewolveswithin @taintandviolent @evanpeterslove40 @evanpetersfangirl @taintedandviolent @tatesprncess @tatelangdonsrealgirlfriend @taintss