#mao's kitchen

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i remember you back from the first time

i remember the blue that filled your eyes

and i was blinded by the sunrise

your silhouette stayed in my mind

we were young before we knew love (i remember you, i remember)

✨🎤🪩 i remember — purple disco machine x elderbrook

////// mao’s kitchen is still one of my 3 in LA

this song is [ and these lyrics are ] actually unreal. anywh0o0o

[sailorstarr-chan4]

Some of my Favorite Manga That Deserve an Anime Adaptation

Red River (28 volumes)

😍😍😍 !!!!!!!! *gestures dramatically at the screen* I just!!! I cannot scream this enough!!!! This forgotten gem stole my heart in 2020 and I cannot get over it. In a word, this series is: passionate. Exquisite. UNDERRATED. 😭😭😭 It's a historical isekai romance that is full of political intrigue, erotica, brilliant characterization, GORGEOUS art, and great action. This manga is the reason why I wrote 3 out of the 8 non-crossover Red River fics that exist on AO3 lmaooooo. IT'S JUST SOOOOO GOOD!!!! I never finished a series longer than 7 volumes within less than 2 weeks, and completely online, no less! It's a damn shame that it's so hard finding even physical copies of the manga to own, because dammit, I NEED!!!! 😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺 I would straight up CRY from joy if an anime adaptation was ever announced skgjfdfkjgdf (but I doubt it'd ever happen 😭)

MAO (14 volumes and counting!)

I mean, it's only the legendary Rumiko Takahashi's latest work, COME ON. It has Takahashi's usual touch in the art style, themes, and motifs, but is also wonderfully refreshing, with all new memorable characters and low-key one of her BEST main ships of all time. The game's afoot, and there's mysteries to unravel with deeper conspiracies beneath them all, all with a hot immortal doctor and a feisty girl who shares his curse with a cat demon thing (a byoki, to be precise). WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!

FAKE (7 volumes)

Yes, there's an OVA 2-part special. No, it's not enough. This bitch is thirsty for MORE. 😍😍😍👀👀👀 Yuri on Ice may be the first "yaoi" to steal my heart (I only put quotations because there's no porn lol), but FAKE is the first "official" yaoi to make me SQUEEEE while reading. Yes, this older series is not free from some of the unfortunate trappings of older yaoi series (*cough* noncon issues! *cough cough*), but I think what makes it work is that it's never pushed too far. And honestly, the mysteries surrounding their work as private detectives was so compelling, that it was almost like they never had time for shenanigans.... until after they fell in love 👀👀👀 Or, rather, after Ryo FINALLY accepted that he's gay AF for Dee lmao. Also: points for Dee being an openly bisexual man, who constantly corrects those who call him a homosexual. For the 90's??? That's surprisingly progressive.

Angel Sanctuary (20 volumes)

Yes, there's a 3 episode OVA. But it only "covers" the first 2 volumes out of TWENTY. This series is absolutely gorgeous: the Gothic inspired art, every panel is just dripping in angst, detail, and passion. The incest takes a backseat for the REAL drama, a savage dressing down of the hypocrisy of Christian ideals in a world where even the realm of Heaven is corrupt and full of sin. Dark, angsty, deliciously sinful, and a thoughtfully cynical yet inspiring commentary on what makes us human (even if you're a devil or an angel), it is an absolute CRIME that this series was never made into a full-length anime. If other controversial anime can be made/adapted in this day and age, then why not give this classic, forgotten gem a try, anime studios?! 😤

The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross (11 volumes)

Arina Tanemura's art is simply *chef's kiss* She has such a Shoujo Style that is unparalleled. Two are of her earlier works were made into beloved early 2000's magical girl anime series: Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne and Full Moon wo Sagashite. So why not THIS?! It is such a deliciously absurd Drama that is addicting and frustrating as hell. It's also just a truly touching tale of how family baggage can be so damaging to people's perceptions on love, relationships, and self-worth. It's a series that's near and dear to my heart, and I'd love to see it animated one day.

Kitchen Princess (10 volumes)

This adorable series is 90% fluff, 10% ANGST, with some of the cutest art styles imaginable. If you're itching for a series about food that doesn't go batshit like Food Wars (I love that show, but I can understand that it can be, er, overwhelming lol), Kitchen Princess invites you in for tea and cake and holds your hand as you eat delicious desserts that warm your soul. It is just a sweet, sweet story, with an abundance of fluff, but enough angst and hurt/comfort to balance out the cutesyness. Definitely a comfort food series that NEEDS AN ADORABLE, WHOLESOME ANIME AND CUTESY SOUNDTRACK, DAMMIT!!!!

Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden (12 volumes)

If the original series can get an anime, then SO CAN THE PREQUEL, DAMMIT!!!! Genbu Kaiden took what is good about Fushigi Yuugi, and made it better. The protagonist is a thousand times more likable and stronger, both physically and emotionally. The dramatic scenes are far more effective and don't rely on Soap Opera BS. And the art has improved! GENBU KAIDEN DESERVES MORE LOVE!!!

Arisa (12 volumes)

Don't let the cutesy art fool you: this is one of the darkest series I ever read that didn't kill off the entire cast. With the right soundtrack and animation studio, this could be a downright chilling show to watch, without resorting to Higurashi levels of terror and violence. I don't Do horror at all, but the psychological thrills and twists of this dark series kept me invested, frightened, alarmed, and entertained until the very end. I would love to see it animated one day.... 👀

Shinobi Life (13 volumes)

THE BODYGUARD ROMANCE BEFORE YONA OF THE DAWN MADE IT COOL!!!! 😍😍😍 Lol, but in all seriousness, this series is SO GOOD!!! Now that I finally own all of the physical copies published in English (which is only half, because this world is cruel 😭😭😭), I cannot WAIT to dive back into this world of time-traveling ninjas and reincarnated princesses and adorkable relationship shenanigans, with an added bonus of backstory ANGST.

Alice in the Country of Joker: Circus and Liar's Game (7 volumes)

Listen. LISTEN. I DEMAND AN ANIME BASED OFF THIS MIND-BOGGLING TRASH, and no, not just that joke of a "movie" that is even somehow even more incoherent than the countless manga spin-offs. Not all of us have the patience or understanding to play the games, pleeeeeease 😭😭😭

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Honorable Mentions:

Fairy Cube (3 volumes)

First of all: fairies. Second of all: this tiny 3-volume series is such a clusterfuck of chaos, lightning fast plot points, that if stretched out to even a 12 or 13 episode series would probably make it coherent AND give justice to the story.

Alice 19th (6 volumes)

Same logic to Fairy Cube: I just want someone to take this mind-fuck of a series, because, in the right studio and director's hands, it'd be soooo amazing!

Otomen (17 volumes)

Honestly, I barely remember much of this adorkable series, other than the very refreshing and honest takes on gender, gender roles, and gender identity and how all are similar and yet separate. It would be nice to see more representation in mainstream anime, even now.

RG Veda (10 volumes)

Once again: a 2-episode OVA does not an anime make. Literally I just love the art and mythologies. And it's one of CLAMP's earliest work, and is low-key their most gorgeous. Imagining this story animated to today's standards would be *chef's kiss* AMAZING!!! 😍

Kilala Princess (5 volumes)

Let me make one thing absolutely clear: this will never happen. Ever. Never ever ever. Not in my lifetime, certainly, as long as copyright laws exist. If Kingdom Hearts is never gonna get an anime/animated show adaptation, then this cutesy manga sure as hell won't. But GODS I WANT IT!!!!!! 😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 It is every childhood Disnerd's self-insert dream come true sdkjgdjfgr

[sorakasa]

[maochira]

Guys I'm adulting (I'm getting an airfryer today)

[solheemao]

pre-valentines cookies 💌❣️

[i23kazu]

GENSHIN MEN & SHOWING YOU THEIR LOVE !

characters. xiao zhongli kaeya diluc childe neuvillette wriothesley x reader genre. romantic fluff!! an. i made a part 1 a looong time ago but it's time for another round of how deep is your love how deep is yooour loooove | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D

xiao

xiao, who shows his love to you by silently leaving items that you mentioned that you like on your bedside stand, so that you have something to be happy about once you wake up. some days it's a bundle of qingxins or silk flowers, and other days, a bag of salty snacks from chef mao's kitchen. thank him by wrapping your arms around him, and whisper in joyful gratitude.

zhongli

zhongli, who shows his love to you by subtly acknowledging your presence in his life whenever he's talking to someone. a quiet nod in your direction whenever someone asks about any of his achievements is a common reoccurence, with a soft smile on his face as well. it's a sweet thing, almost like a shared little secret between the both of you.

diluc

diluc, who shows his love to you by making sure that he's on time when picking you up from work. he always gets there five to ten minutes earlier, so that he can pick up your favourite pastry from the cafe next door. it's a sweet thing, diluc's love – hold it close and treasure it, because he will never give this love that he gives you to anyone else.

kaeya

kaeya, who shows his love to you by continuously texting you throughout the day. the sweet reminder that you're always on his mind makes you smile with each notification lighting up your phone screen. a groan escapes your lips as he sends you a sweet message that reads, "reminded me of you, xoxo! miss you!". sweet, isn't it? attached to it is a picture of his work bathroom.

childe

childe, who shows his love to you by listening to your shared playlist with him throughout the day. laufey, beadadoobee, adam melchor, joji, and more are beats constantly pumping him through the day. he sends you screenshotted and annotated lyrics of your favourite songs, highlighting the word "love" over and over again.

neuvillette

neuvillette, who shows his love to you by remembering the little things that you like. it might be that small bakery in the north of fontaine, or that spot with the bunch of pretty flowers that you took him to once. if you love something, he remembers – it's an unforgettable kind of love, and it's the kind of love that makes you fall in love with neuvillette over and over again.

wriothesley

wriothesley, who shows his love to you by choosing to come home every single day after a long day of work at the fortress. he's weary and he shuffles his feet back to the door of your – but he doesn't care, because he's home. seeing your face light up once you see him reminds him of why he chooses to commute an hour just to get to the fortress and home, instead of staying at the fortress.

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Emperor | Yandere Qin Shi Huang

Yandere Pantheon College AU (4/7) | Master List

“Mao Mantai!”

The Chinese club supervisor and professor for advanced languages was quite the character

Oddly enough slamming through the shoddy facilities he’s allowed to have classes in

That is when he doesn’t find a neglected classroom on the elite side to teach his kids or hold club activities in 

“Mr. Huang you cannot teach your classes in here!”

“Ha! As the emperor of the Chinese club, I see no reason I should leave. In fact, I think you should leave on the account that you’re irritating me. Students!”

“Yes sir!”

Because of his…emperor complex(?) he’s the hardest person to reign in when it comes to the average teachers attempting to ‘unionize’ 

Not that he doesn’t believe in the cause

He’s just so set on just existing where and with what he wants because he can

He’s not one for all the legalese

At least that’s before you petition him

“Uh Qin are you in here? I was told the club gained some new exploits….”

“Qīn'ài de rén! Glad you finally decided to come by you’re just in time for your fitting!”

He’d stolen one of the elite lounges for himself 

filled with all the luxuries they shared lounges or just the average lounge in general

Coffee maker, shaved ice maker, half a kitchen, 

nice furniture–courtesy of those dedicated club members

He was quick to make sure it screamed Chinese royalty in here

Shooing off the students and some teachers who were always at his beck and call 

You make your case

“Qin I think it’s great that you got this room but I heard that you beat up the guidance counselor and that one teacher that came to confront you—we really can’t have you—”

“Red or green, Bǎobao?”

“You really set the group behind because we–wait what?”

“Red or green for your hanfu! Now that I think about it maybe I should just have you match mine!”

“...why does this matter?”

“Every emperor needs his empress!”

“What?! But I’m a–”

“As an emperor, the path is where I lead!”

Honestly, he’ll have you eat, play board games with you, and have you sit in his lap before hearing you out

It’s a real negotiation when he’s being serious

As an emperor, he doesn’t feel the need to go through paperwork or intimidate the elite side into respect because he’s more than prepared to do whatever he feels like to get what he wants

You might have to just back up Brunhilde and have her debate with him 

And through much deliberation

He’ll finally agree

…with some conditions

After all, they were all fighting the same foe

“Hǎo! Now let’s talk about my conditions!”

“Whatever you want we can do it. It’s a pleasure to officially be working with you.”

His first manner of business is making sure you wear some article of Chinese fashion that matches his

“Do I have to wear this? Some of these are just so…out of my style.”

“It’s either that or I could cover you in another mark of mine…that actually might be better…”

“Ah! On second thought I’ll let you overhaul my closet.”

The second demand is that when you’re on break you’re doing your work on his lap

Wherever that might be

Third, should anything happen to you average or elite he better be told, and he’ll deal with it himself

“I think these are reasonable terms.”

“I agree thank you for being merciful, Emperor Qin!”

“I’ll say! Brunhilde don’t play up to his weird fantasies!”

“Oh Huánghòu, you’re anger makes me want to ravish you!”

“N-n-not here!”

“The path is where I lead!”

[flaresemily]

The medicine seller wife - Part 1

Bakeneko Arc - Part 1, Part 2

(Not the start of the anime yet)

The rain was pouring heavily, a female shadow could be seen caressing something…or someone.

There on her lap is her precious husband…he has blond hair and purple eyes. He also has weird makeup on with a bit of purple lipstick on his upper lips that is drawn like a smile.

The husband's face was facing the female’s stomach that has a slight bump...there he softly caressed it.

“My dear, is there something bothering you?”

She whispered.

“No, nothing is bothering me.”

He answered.

“Very well then I shall go and prepare some dinner” and so she got up and walked towards the 1shoji.

Her husband watches her shadow slowly retreating behind the shoji.

He then looks towards the rainy sky slowly blinking. Suddenly he hears a rustle behind him.

A wooden shaped box can be seen and the sound is coming from inside.

He walks towards it and kneels, then he opens the top of the box. He takes out another wooden box that contains what he calls the sword of exorcism.

A gentle sliding sound can be heard from the shoji. There the female appears once again carrying a tray of food.

“My dear, dinner is ready,” She said.

“Very well then…shall we eat n/n?” he smile

Timeskip

(Start of the anime)

The couple can be seen walking around near a village. The female has an umbrella to prevent the sun from hitting her. While the male has the wooden box as he carries it behind his back.

People look at them weirdly, some stop, and some just keep walking.

They were walking around trying to sense what the husband calls Mononoke.

“Do you want to rest n/n?” he asked his wife.

“...” She was quiet until….

“Kusuriuri…can we go there?” She asked her husband, who people call Kusuriuri.

“Very well then if that is what you wish for my dear” he smiled at her.

Arriving at the mansion was hard considering she was pregnant. She got tired easily but her husband didn’t mind because, to him, his wife's health comes first.

A while later, they finally stand in front of their destination.

“Huh? Hey!! Medicine Seller!!!” A man shouted.

“It’s the young lady's wedding today,” he added. “You won’t be able to sell any medicine” he continued while the medicine seller was muttering to himself.

They both walk inside. The wife slowly takes it step by step in fear that she might hurt her unborn child inside her. Her husband assists her.

As he takes the last step…he stops, followed by his wife, then he smirks and continues his step.

As both of them walked they heard everyone muttering.

“Look, it's a medicine seller!”

“It is, right?”

“Yeah, it is!”

At the mansion kitchen

“Kayo!! How long are you going to take!!” A woman in a blue and white kimono shouts.

“Coming!! I’m almost ready!” Replied a girl in a yellow and blue kimono.

“Honestly, of all days…” The woman added and then left. The girl then stuck her tongue out to that woman after she left.

Meanwhile, outside the kitchen, the wife witnesses how childish the girl is. She chuckles a little at the whole interaction.

The girl finally notices the couple.

“Oh, a delivery?? Did we order something?” The girl questioned.

“No, I am just a medicine seller. This is my assistant and also my wife.” He replied while hugging his wife's waist using one hand.

“Oh wait, this isn’t the right time!!” The girl replied.

Kusuriuri takes the first step and stops…as if sensing something. The wife looks down as if she’s bowing her head a little.

“Because of the ceremony?”

Then the both of them sit down near the kitchen door.

“Yes, it is…” She said,

Then the wife steals a glance at the girl as if wanting to say something.

The girl can only tilt her head as if wondering what she means. Without wasting any time Kayo started to talk.

“Lady Mao is being married to the Shiono clan,” she explained.

“Oh well, I guess it doesn't concern the likes of us servants.” She added.

“Their escort should be arriving in half an hour?” She says while thinking.

“A wedding…that makes it even better.”

“Huh?”

“I have the perfect medicine for a bride.”

His wife tilted her head to the side a little, following Kayo's movement in curiosity.

Then he whispered something to Kayo that made her blush, smiling happily while his wife started to look around for some food…. It’s not like she is avoiding it out of jealousy…or…is it??

“Oh wow!! Let me see!!” She says in a cheerful and excited tone while moving her hand up and down to the medicine seller while his wife is pouting beside him.

The wife couldn’t stand the jealousy and quietly got up and looked around for clues. She exits the kitchen without letting her husband know since he’s ‘too busy’ promoting his ‘medicine’.

A few minutes later

The wife returns, and her eyes widen at the sight. She sees Kayo clinging to her husband (while he is just blinking).

“It's just a rat,” her husband replied.

Out of jealousy, the wife stormed off again. She is now looking for something to lash out at from the jealousy.

The husband chuckled at his wife's behavior, knowing he was the cause of it.

With the wife

Y/n was walking around the mansion/house while looking for something useful. The people there just walked past her like they didn’t see her.

You see Y/n isn’t a normal person just like her husband Kusuriuri.

Y/n was what they called a ghost but she didn't like that title. No one knows who she is or what she is, not even her husband.

How did they meet?? Oh…when the time comes…we will know.

‘I wonder what this smell is.’ She thinks. She kept walking around until she stumbled into a room…no one was there. She kept staring at the wall. Then she left.

You might be wondering why Y/n here didn't talk much well you see…. Y/n here is known for her aggressive behavior, she won’t stop talking until she gets what she wants.

And sadly she made a promise to her husband, to never speak outside unless necessary or to talk to him. But we all know people have their limits. Wonder when her limit will break….

As Y/n was walking around she finally managed to find the so-called exit where she saw the Sakai family sending their daughter away.

Suddenly, she heard a lot of squeaking. Her eyes widen when she knows what kind of animal makes that sound. She quickly turned around to see it, but there was nothing.

Before she could do anything else, she heard a loud scream. She looks around once again before her eyes finally land on the bride of the Sakai family.

“She’s been stabbed in the chest!!!”

“Where’s the intruder!!!” A man with an orange haori said while readying to pull out his katana.

Before he can pull it out, Kusuriuri appears before him and pushes the katana back inside.

Y/n also appears beside her husband.

“I smell a corpse here…” She whispers to him.

He was silent before he continues

“This isn’t the work of an intruder…” He said

“Moreover you can’t kill this enemy with a katana.” He added.

Y/n gently holds his hand while protecting her unborn child.

“Who are you!!! How did you get in here!!” The man shouted.

“K-Kayo let him in!!” The woman, whose name is Sato, says.

“I-- I mean…”

Kayo tried to defend herself.

“You look suspicious,” the man adds.

“I suppose you are right to call me suspicious…” He said and started to put his talisman on the wooden poles.

Y/n makes her way inside unnoticed by them all….

“We can’t leave it like this…and also Y/n…where do you think you’re going??” He continues while also eyeing his wife.

She just glared at him and scoffed.

“Hmph, nowhere” she grumbled.

“If we don't set up more barriers in the back rooms… it’ll become more dangerous.”

Y/n saw that the talisman her husband put on had responded.

“B-barriers!!! What nonsense are you talking about!” Another man says.

“That’s enough Odajima,” the man with the orange haori says.

“Get a doctor quickly,” the man added.

Y/n seeing the talisman start to turn from black to red, quickly turns to her husband in panic.

“Kusuriuri!!!” She whispered to him.

“Hey, she stopped breathing right??” A man, who was carrying a cup, said while rubbing his chin with one hand.

“Shouldn’t we be calling a monk instead of a doctor?”

“Right?? Don’t you think” he looks up towards the others.

“Yoshikuni!!” A woman shouts before she continues “It’s your fault that this happened!!!!” “My lady please calm down!!”

“You both over there…what do you know?” the man named Yoshikuni asks while eyeing them both, mainly the wife.

“Nothing yet,” the husband replied slowly, turning to look at Yoshikuni. While the wife started to grip her husband's hands due to the uncomfortable atmosphere.

“Nothing yet, huh?…How convenient.” He said before he started to laugh like a madman.

The wife could only shiver at the laugh.

Timeskip

The husband and wife's hands were tied up with ropes behind their backs.

“Don’t move and don't try to escape again like before…” Odajima warned.

“At least let me set up seals for spiritual protection spells at the back.” The husband says, he then turns to look at his wife.

The wife keeps sending her husband the look about how uncomfortable the position is to her.

“Seals!!?” Odajima said.

“If you let me set up the barrier now we might be able to prevent it,” Kusuriuri added.

Yoshikuni eyed both of them with a glare while drinking his sake that didn’t go unnoticed by the wife.

“Shut up!! Shut up!!”

“You’re only saying that so you can escape again!”

Yoshikuni looks up and smirks.

“Why not tie him up more tightly? He sure speaks a lot more than that lady beside him”

“This fellow has some strange physical abilities,” he smirks.

Odajima listens and tightens the rope around Kusuriuri making him groan.

“You are going to break my arms like that….”

“Good, you deserve it.”

“Did we check his belongings?”

“Lady Mao might have been poisoned.”

“Hang on a minute,” Y/n said

“Didn’t you say that she got stabbed??” She added, a bit angrily.

The husband nodded his head at his wife's statement.

“Hey! Where are his belongings!?”

“Here it is!”

“Open it!!”

“Yes, sir!”

A bit of timeskip

“What is this medicine??” Odajima says while holding a bunch of medicine with various types of colors.

“Various types. There’s no poison,” Kusuriuri said.

“I was the one who made them,” Y/n adds.

“Various types, huh?” Yoshikuni says

Odajima opens another drawer and takes out a silver toy with a bell on both sides.

“What is this thing?”

“Just a kid’s toy.”

“Wait, really??” Y/n added

Then Odajima opened the third drawer, and there were a lot of books. He didn't say anything and just ‘ooh’ at it.

Y/n wanted to see it up close but somehow restrained herself because…she could just see it later. But she is still curious about what those books mean with a man and woman on each page doing weird postures….

Don’t their backs hurt??

And finally, Odajima opens the last drawer…and finds a box inside it.

“What is this box?”

“Move.”

“It’s pretty heavy.”

Kusuriuri and his wife watch them open the box.

Meanwhile, with Y/n, her stomach growls loudly, stating that she and the baby are hungry. She could only look down because all of them, including Odajima, Yoshikuni, and even her husband looked at her….

“Sorry…” She blushed out of embarrassment.

“Could you hang in there for a while??” Her husband asked.

And she just nodded in response.

And finally, they managed to open it.

“Hey!! How come a medicine seller like you owns a katana!!!!” Odajima shouted.

“For protecting my wife and killing of course,” he calmly said.

“To also cut down…Mononoke” he adds.

🦋

Fun fact about Y/n and Kusuriuri

Y/n was indeed pregnant for 5 months already.

Mainly Y/n is the one who makes the medicines.

Y/n has a very kind personality, except she was a big bully to the people close to her, like her siblings and so on.

Kusuriuri and Y/n’s first meeting is quite embarrassing to begin with.

Sometimes Y/n likes to prank her husband by putting weird things in his food.

If Kusuriuri makes Y/n jealous, I think we all know who ends up sleeping outside.

🦋

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Tankie/Campist blog drinking game

For whenever you're really bored or feel like getting wasted alone.

Take a shot every time:

Complaint about the very idea of voting 

Fundraiser 

Dismisses charities as corrupt

Praises Russia 

Praises China

Praises Syria

Praises Iran

Praises North Korea 

Praises Hamas, Hezbollah, or the Houthis 

Link to Grayzone article 

Suicide baiting or wishing death on other users 

Anime mention

Video game mention

Says (or implies) that Hitler or Mussolini were elected 

"Death to America" (take an extra shot if user is an American) 

Treats Muslim and Arab as synonyms or near synonyms

"Death to Israel"

Dismisses misogyny as not real or unimportant

Dismisses antisemitism as not real or unimportant

Calls Jews white (especially if it's in relation to Israel) 

Complaints about white people when user is also white 

User is not American, but is very invested in American electoral politics  

Complaining about "homonationalism" (by which they mean talking about homophobia in any place other than Western Europe, Israel, or the Anglosphere. If you do this you are implicitly arguing for an invasion ... somehow)

Complaining about neoliberalism, when it's plain they're using the term incorrectly (neoliberalism actually refers to support of free market economics, shrinking the size of the state, and privatizing public or government-owned industries)

Complaining about Zionism

Uses phrase "imperial core" 

Uses phrase "global south"  

Reinvents idea of social fascism. (Take an extra half shot if they don't note how that worked out poorly for German communists in the 30's)

Denies mass killing or atrocity of communist or leftist regime 

Denies mass killings of non-left authoritarian regime that they want to defend for ... some reason 

Praises mass killings as long as it's of "bad people"

Vladimir Lenin mention, painting, or photo 

Joseph Stalin mention, painting or photo

Mao Zedong mention, painting or photo 

Take two shots when: 

Tantrum about someone asking them to tag graphic war footage or photos 

Dunks on anarchists

Long post with no paragraph breaks 

Anger that people aren't donating enough to fundraisers 

They seem so angry or depressed you actually worry for their well-being 

Dismisses the idea of war crimes or human rights as liberal praxis 

Presents themselves as expert on the Middle East, North Africa, and Central Asia when you're fairly sure they aren't aware that Turkey, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Iran aren't Arab countries

Drink a whole glass when:

Talks about their volunteer work

Posts links about how to volunteer at soup kitchens, homeless shelters, or co-ops

Talks about reading a book (or even just mentions one)

Disclaimer: I am NOT responsible for any liver damage you suffer. Play at your own risk.

[poetryandfluffycats]

hihihi can i req mao being like really rough but praising u alot throughout it ?? hopefully that made sense, i love ur work btw !! <33

A/N: mao fuckers your dinner has been served

Pairing: Mao Isara x fem!reader

Content: You never get to see your boyfriend due to his work as an idol and your own busy lifestyle. So, when you do see each other, all that pent up energy from the time you were apart comes to life.

Warnings: NSFW, penetration sex(p in v), barely any preparation, making out, neck biting, hair pulling, very small amount of knee riding, rough sex, praise, kinda pussydrunk mao

Words: 1.7k

NSFW oneshot under cut!

It was more than often that Mao got horny when you weren't around, which when you thought about it, was a lot of the time. Neither of you could ever get your schedules to line up, leading to dry spells that went on for weeks at a time and lonely night after lonely night with his hand down his pants and your name on his lips. And, if you were being honest, you found yourself in the same position most nights as well.

It was safe to say that the two of you were both extremely pent up, and just about ready to explode when you did see each other.

/------

"God, I missed you so much"

Maos hands held you in a earth shattering grip as he pushed you up against the wall, lips attacking your own in a sloppy kiss. There had been no lead up to it. No 'hello', 'how are you', nothing. The very second the door to his dorm was shut behind you he was pulling you in, pushing you up against the kitchen wall and was all over you like a bad rash.

Not that you minded of course, this was exactly what you had come over for.

You were weak in his hold, not able to do anything expect melt into his touch and let him have his way with you. A moan bubbled from your throat as his knee came up, nudging itself in between your legs and delivering that delicious friction your core had been begging for. Your hands flew up to the back of his head and clamped around his red locks, tugging with a force that made him whine in pain and his already half-hard cock twitch in his pants.

"Shit, Mao, slow down!~" You managed to pull away to catch your breath, but only for a spilt second before Mao dove right back in. Teeth tugged into your bottom lip and his tongue slipped into the cave of your mouth, battling with your own in a way that some would deem animalistic."Mao!"

It was hard to tell whether the noises coming from you were whines of protest or moans of pleasure. Probably the latter given the way your pussy clenched around nothing and leaked due to his actions, something that he could definitely feel through the very thin fabric of your leggings.

Mao pulled away from your lips with a loud 'pop!', a string of drool still connecting the two of you together. His eyes were blown completely widen with lust, his pupils nearly blacking out the blue of his irises. "Can't, 'm sorry I just... fuck, want you so bad right now" Once again he dove in, going for your neck this time. "You smell so good"

You kept your hands clenched tight in his hair as he continued his assault, each nibble at your neck sending a million waves of electricity down your spine and into your lower belly, a similar feeling to if you had walked straight into an electric fence. It was a feeling that no matter how many times you felt it it never ever got tiring, the moans that slipped from your throat being proof of that.

Maos hands found their way to your hips and he pulled you up by them, your legs wrapping around his waist to stay balanced as he rutted his erection against you. Sometimes you forgot just how strong he was. He could use this bare strength to throw you halfway across the room with little to no effort at all, and yet he chose to use it to hold you close as if you were his lifeline. It was oddly romantic, in a weird way.

"I'm gonna fuck you right here, okay?" His voice was muffled by the skin of your neck but the lust behind his tone was enviable. "You have no idea how much I've been wanting this, christ, every night I've been dreaming of you, dreaming of this pussy. You're so good, so fucking good"

It was like you were a teenage virgin again, desperately humping his knee for any type of relief for that growing knot in your chest. Maos words had your head spinning like you were drunk and yet you were completely sober. His touch was intoxicating, him alone was intoxicating. Just the right amount of everything you could have possibly ever needed.

"Please, just fuck me already, can't handle being teased.." Your whimpers and whines were like sweet music to your partners ears as they split from your mouth, a melody of pleads that he could listen to for hours upon hours.

That's if had any patience. Unfortunately for you, he didn't.

Suddenly, your legs were dropped from around Maos waist and he was bending you over the kitchen counter. Your ass hung high in the ass and nudged against the raging strain in his pants, the only thing keeping the two of you apart being the flimsy, cheap fabric of your leggings and the denim of his jeans. You were sure that both of those restrictions would be gone soon enough, anyway.

A single veiny hand came up to rest in your hair, tugging your head back whilst the other hand made quick use of his belt. The metal hit the ground with a 'clink!' noise that rang throughout the whole dorm. The sound was followed swiftly by the sound of a zipper being undone, the rustling of jeans falling to the floor, and finally the slapping of Maos cock hitting his stomach as it was freed from his boxers.

"Mao, please-"

"Your beautiful, (name)"

The head of his cock brushed against your clothed ass, earning a low hiss from Mao, and his hand that was once pulling your hair now coming down to tug at the waistband of your leggings and panties. "I'm not gonna prep you, gonna fuck you nice and raw, okay? Can you take it?"

You nodded your head yes. God, yes. You wanted him to completely ruin you from the inside out, to make your hole a mold for his cock. It felt as if you were wet enough to fill an entire olympic swimming pool, that's how long-and how much-you had been wanting and waiting for this. Mao seemed to get that message pretty quick, and within a matter of seconds both your pants and your panties were being ripped off your body. Sometimes you liked to joke and call Mao a tiger, because of his spiky red hair and general 'cat-like' attitude at times. But right now? It felt like the joke was on you.

At last, the tip of his cock met your aching heat. It had a cold and slimy feeling to it, one that made you shudder at the contact and buck your hips backwards to met his. The action earned you a blissful groan from Mao, and one very light smack to your ass. Both had you mewling.

"Good girl, you're so good. Are you ready for me?"

"Stop teasing me! Of course I'm ready-ah!"

Before you could finish your sentence Mao was pushing himself deep inside you, stretching you beyond your own limits due to the lack of preparation. Your entire body burned with pleasure, and in no world did you ever think that pain could be this fun. Strings of babbles and moans were ripped from your throat, none of them even remotely intelligent, but it was enough to let Mao know how good you were feeling.

"So tight, feels like you're gonna crush me" Mao whined, leaning forward-making it so you were trapped under his weight-to press a sloppy kiss to the back of your neck. "My girl, all mine yeah? I could fuck you forever and never get bored, your perfect"

The feeling of his thick length inside you was brainrotting. The veins along his shaft rubbed and prodded the walls of your pussy, and if you could look down to see your stomach you were sure there would be a bugle he was so deep. Your body tried desperately to adjust to his size, but every time you felt that delicious pain go away it was like he grew an inch bigger, just enough to torture you.

"Ma-Mao! 's too big!~" Your mind had turned to such mush that you couldn't even think any coherent thoughts, the only words in your brain being his name and 'please' over and over again. "Too much!"

"Shh, its okay baby, it'll feel good in a bit. You can do it" He cooed into your ear, and you could feel the faint outline of a smile on his lips. "I'm not gonna last long, shit, just hold on for me"

You nodded, or at least you think you did. You might have just moaned and sobbed a bit more, but whatever you did, it was enough permission for Mao to start moving.

His pace was rough and fast from the get-go, never giving you a moments peace as his rammed his cock in and out of you. Each thrust had you shaking, screaming, gripping onto the marble counter for dear life and for sure leaving starches all over the surface. The very tip of his cock brushed ever so slightly over your cervix, something that felt like it should hurt but instead made you see stars. That mixed with his balls slapping against your clit, it was enough to drive you mad if you weren't already.

"That's it, fuck, you're amazing" Maos praises were rushed and breathless as he neared his high, thrusts becoming sloppy as ever. "You're gorgeous like this. I love you, I love you so much"

And just like that, you were cumming. All over his cock, all over the floor, all over the counter, everywhere. It was the quickest and messiest orgasm you had ever had, and yet it still had you feeling like you had gone to heaven and back. Your walls clenched tightly around him, milking him for all he was worth and squirting your juices all over.

That feeling was too much for Mao, and had him releasing his seed into you not long after your explosive high. It filled you up to the brim, coating your insides white and some of it was even dripping out of your hole and onto the ground beneath you. Mao thrusted once, twice, and then a third time before slumping over on top of you, body completely limp from exhaustion.

"Holy shit, (name)..." The both of you took a few seconds to regain yourselves before Mao spoke again, a breathless laugh leaving his lips. "I think I just saw God"

You snorted at that. "Yeah. Yeah, me too"

[idekka]

2nd Anniversary Idol Exploration (StarPro)

Fine

Eichi (Sports Survivors) (FLAVOR)

Wataru (Dramatica) (ANIMALS)

Tori (Manga Club) (Pretty 5)

Yuzuru (Niki's Kitchen) (Keito Lecture)

Trickstar

Hokuto (Dramatica) (CRAFTMONSTER)

Subaru (ANIMALS) (Sports Survivors)

Makoto (CRAFTMONSTER) (Mystery Researchers)

Mao (Manga Club) (BB)

Ryuseitai

Chiaki (Sports Survivors) (SHIN)

Kanata (OCEANS) (Mystery Researchers)

Tetora (SHIN) (Ibara Lecture)

Midori (Manga Club) (Gardenia)

Shinobu (OCEANS) (ASOBI)

Alkaloid

Hiiro (SHIN) (Keito Lecture)

Aira (Pretty 5) (Keito Lecture)

Mayoi (Sweets Fan Club) (Overnight Outdoors Party)

Tatsumi (FLAVOR) (Gardenia)

[CosPro] [RhythLink] [NewDi]

[Specific Circles]

[ijime-deactivated20150440]

Worst thing about not being in a depessive episode anymore.

the upside of living like a depressed church rat is that you save, like, so much money

[sailorstarr-chan4]

(Yes, FAKE and Angel Sanctuary have a couple of OVA episodes, but that hardly counts in my book)

[urfavlarry]

Alastor being in deep denial about caring (platonically or other your choice) about hazbin hotel gang before ending up saving them from something or other

Preferably if he is Complaining like he has a chance to escape before he groans and turns to save em anyway?

Love thy work *🌊* Mao

-Mew

i inserted a reader in this cuz why not! :3 And im glad you enjoy my work<3

warnings: swearing, mentions of bl00d, bad grammar

genre: angst ??? maybe fluff at the end

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The hotel was fairly peaceful, everyone just chatting and having a good time on a Saturday night. You and Niffty were baking, well you were baking and Niffty just cleaned after you. You didn’t mind the crazy little demons company. She rambled on and on about different topics and you just listened, commenting on her stories here and there. Angel Dust vcomes over and leans on the counter; “Heya toots, whatcha bakin’ ?” He says and leans his chin on your shoulder. You smile softly; “Oh just some brownies, here have some!” You point to the tray with cooled off brownies and the spider demon is quick to snatch some off the tray, munching on them as if they were the last brownies on earth. “I gotta give to ya sugar, these are hella good brownies!” He says and eats the last one going to grab another. You smack his arm away; “Nuh uh you can grab some later, leave some for the others.” You smile as the Angel sticks his tongue out and leaves the hotels kitchen. You finish baking and put them all on a big tray and take them to the living room, which was kind of apart of the lobby where all the others are. You set the tray down on a coffee table and sit down next to Alastor munching on your brownie. Alastor eyes the demons, rolling his eyes slightly, as in his perspective this was quite a boring evening and was hoping for more.. entertainment. He stands up and walks away from the bunch, going to the balcony where he spends his time whenever there is a time like this.

You chat with the rest of the demons, laughing and joking around when all of a sudden you hear a loud “bang” from outside the hotel. You switch glances with Charlie and stand up, grabbing a spear you managed to steal after the angelic extermination. You head out and see a group of one of the many gangs in hell. You’ve dealt with demons like them, this time there was just.. a bigger group of them. Vaggie takes out her own spear and mutters swears under her breath and you just glare at the demons before you.

You smirk and greet the bunch; “Well, well, well who do we have here? You got the fucking balls to come to the princess’ door step and look for a fight? Well lucky for you you’ve attracted the right people to fight.” You say and smirk at the leader of the gang, who was trying to keep is composer. “Ya think you scare us? Two against a big group? You don’t stand a chance against us!” He yells, stumbling over his words. You smirk and launch at one of the members, slicing his head straight off, blood splattering on your clothes. “Aw that was my favorite shirt, too bad.” You smile innocently as you launch at another group of demons and kill them in a swift movement of your spear, Vaggie and Angel joining in. You suddenly get pulled back by your hair you yelp, kicking and thrashing around. You look up and see the gang leader looking down at you with a smirk, Angel and Vaggie yelling your name and cussing at the demon holding you hostage.

You elbow his ribs and he groans grabbing a fist full of your hair and punches you straight in the nose. You scream in pain and breathe heavily, anger bubbling up inside of you. “Not so confident now are we?” He says and laughs maniacally and holds a gun to the back of your head, threatening to kill you for some large amount of money or the hotel.

While this was all happening Alastor watches from his place on the balcony, amused and entertained by the show before him. He sips on his tea and sets it down, walking closer to the rails, watching the scene unfold. He watches you trying to get out of the demons grip and smiles sinisterly. “Well this just got interesting.” He laughs and leans on the rails of the balcony. You notice Alastor and nod towards him and Vaggie yells at Alastor; “Alastor help us you fucking..” Vaggie starts cursing at him and you just drown out the sound, a faint buzz playing over and over in your head as you watch the scene unfold and accept your fate.

Alastors eyes widen slightly, but his smile never drops, contemplating what he should do, I mean he could just get out of there and leave you guys to deal with it and seem heartless, or he could just have a free meal and tear up the gang members. It wouldn’t be because he wanted to save you, right? His ears fall back slightly as he sees the leader hits you on the head with the gun and yells; “Where is the fucking money? You’re running out of time.” He pushes the gun to your head agressively and you groan, cussing him out under your breath.

Alastor sighs in frustration and stands up from his seat, drinking the rest of his coffee and sets it down. “Well haven’t you gotten yourselves in a bit of a pickle.” He smirks at Vaggie and disappears into the shadows, appearing beside Vaggie and Angel, smirking sinisterly. “Well I hoped you three would’ve gotten out of this situation but it seems you can’t.. without my help that is.” He smirks and twirls his cane around with his slinder fingers and looks at the leader with an unbothered smile. “Well if you really value your souls you either let the poor demon go or I’ll just have to remind you not to mess with the radio demon.” He says as his voice gets more staticy at the end of his sentence, his eyes turning into radio dials. “Well go on~ Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t tear you limb from limb right this second.”The demon stumbles over his words but pushes you forward, putting his hands up in defense and backs away. “Oh don’t think i’ll let you go so easily. You did endanger this lovely establishment and the residents so I just can’t let you go.” You quickly rush to get up and run over to Angel, taking him into a bone crushing hug. Angel pats you on the back and hushes you, trying to comfort you as best as he can even though he was a bit shaken by the situation as well.

You head inside and let Alastor handle it, getting cleaned up and put on a fresh pair of clothes. You decide to have a sleepover with Angel since tou dont really want to sleep alone after that. You settle down in Angels room and chat for a bit, telling jokes and stories to keep your minds off of todays events when you suddenly hear a knock.

Angel stands up and grumbles but opens the door and talks to someone you can’t really hear. Angel nods his head and looks back at you; “Y/N someone wants to speak to you.” You look at him with curiosity and stand up from the bed, head out of the room and closing the door behind you only to find Alastor right in front of you. “Hello my dear I wanted to ask you if you were doing alright after that terrible incident today?” He says emphasizing the word ‘terrible’, his grin never leaving his face though his eyes have a more softer look to them then usual. You look at him with a raised brow since you’ve never really seen him be concerned or worried for anyones well being but you replied since you thought it would be rude to just leave him without an answer. “Oh i’m quite alright Al, I am a bit shaken up and a few bruises here and there. I would as if you were fine but that would be a stupid question wouldn’t it?” You say and chuckle awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck. Alastor lets out a laugh, staring you dead in the eyes; “Oh dear you don’t need to worry about me! I’m an overlord after all!” He says and his grin widens, if that’s even possible. “Well i’m glad you were worried and asked but if that’s all you needed i’ll be heading back. Good night Al.” You wave and go to close the door, noticing Alastors cheeks slightly redden and his ear’s drooping just a bit and he says a quick “Good night cher” and turns away quickly, going his own way.

You chuckle and lay down next to Angel, getting comfortable and try to sleep off today’s events. Alastor was pacing on the balcony, rethinking his choices growls in frustration. “Why did I save their asses? I should have left them to die and just let them handle it.” His eyebrows furrow yet his smile never leaves. “Me? Worried? How hilarious! Who do they think they are? Telling me, the radio demon, that I was worried. Of course I wasn’t, I just didn’t want Charlie on my back if I didn’t.” He says and nods to himself, agreeing with his statement. “Yes that’s it I just didn’t want Charlie to get angry with me. I mean as if it would bother me but I just wouldn’t have any entertainment anymore if she kicked me out of this establishment.” He sighs and sits down on a chair on his balcony and looks at the view of pentagram city, a quiet peaceful night even though it was a friday night.

He looks up at the red sky and sighs, his face softening and some quiet jazz plays in the background as he sips on the tea that had long went cold.

“Maybe I finally found the right people I could get accustomed to.”

[teabiscs]

Mayblade 2024: Day 10 - Apron

Originally was gonna pick a random femslash pairing for this (mao/ayaka) but ran out of time. So have Takao, 40 minutes before disaster (Starting a kitchen fire)

[drama--universe]

Sleeping

Requested by @justkpopfandom: Welcome back! Hope you been well! Can I request for fiys? Can the reader be Tong Yao's sister that comes visit after her trip to the states. And she finds Lao K to be her liking, and the others know about it and teases Tong Yao's sister and Lao K catches on and ends up falling for her. Thank you ❤️

Pairing: Lao K x reader

Word Count: 1.3k words

A/N Hello, hope you enjoy the request! I apologize thought, because I accidently deleted your ask, so there won't be an answer to that except for this. :/

The morning air was cold, winter had taken over no too long ago and as a result it had turned the whole area white with snow. Tong Yao didn't care much for the cold, not now. She was waiting for you, waiting for your car to arrive at the dorm in a few minutes time. The shawl around her neck kept her warm, but her thin clothes did not and she was sure that she'd be scolded by you the second you arrived. Her prediction came through as your car drove in through the gate, stopping in front of her before you stormed out.

"Why are you outside!" You exclaimed, rushing to her before gently pushing her inside. Normally, you would calmy greet everyone since you had never met any of them before, but after seeing your sister outside alone without decent clothes made that habit dissapear.

"Why would you let her stand out there?" You asked and on cue, all of them looked up from there computers with confused looks.

"You try forcing her inside without losing a finger." One commented and even when you wanted to refute his claim, you couldn't really. Not when you knew his statement to be true, because your sister didn't like to be forced to something she didn't want. You sighed before removing your jacket and draping it over your sister, scolding her softly while she just smiled. She was just happy that you were back, the scolding didn't matter much to her as she expected it anyway.

"I'll make you something warm." A man passed by, kissing Tong Yao's head before walking to the kitchen to, presumably, make some tea. You stared at his back before turning to Tong Yao with a raised eyebrow, making the girl go red.

"Since when are you dating again? I thought you swore boys off after Jian Yang?" You asked, but the teasing tone in your voice was clear enough as Tong Yao pushed you softly before hiding her face in her hands. You chuckled, leaning back against the back of the couch before throwing your arm over her shoulders. Then you leaned closer to her, close enough to whisper in her ear.

"You picked a looker." Then you got up from your seat as you grabbed your keys again, telling Tong Yao that you were going to park your car first before you'd return.

"So... Nobody is going to comment on that?" Lao Mao commented as he pointed at the door, but no one answered him. He turned to K, staring at him until he looked up from his monitor. He raised an eyebrow at Lao Mao, a bit confused why he was being stared at.

"What do you want me to say?" "Don't you think she's pretty?" Lao Mao asked and K sighed, turning back to his monitor with a roll of the eyes.

"Sure, she is. Why is that a big deal? Objectively, Tong Yao is pretty too and yet you never say something about her." K spoke and his friend huffed before turning away.

"It's different." Cue the shoe thrown his way from Tong Yao herself while the front door opened again. You watched as a shoe flew through the room and landed on one of the gamers' heads.

"Don't scold her, he deserved it." Another commented again and you nodded carefully before getting closer to Tong Yao again, sitting down with a soft sigh.

"What's the snarky one's name?" "Ah, that's Lao K. The one I hit with a shoe is Lao Mao, my boyfriend is Lu Si-Cheng and that one over there is Lu Yue. Xiao Pang is still upstairs, and Xiao Rui and Yu Ming are at a meeting." The introductions were quick, a bit too quick to process well enough and yet you could.

"Well, the snarky one is definitely my type." You commented, but when everyone looked your way you realized that it was louder than you wanted it to be. Lao Mao was the first to speak up, but it wasn't really a spoken word and rather a teasing 'oooh~' to Lao K. The annoyed sigh from Lao K followed as he focused on the game he was playing before he raised his hand to his webcam.

"I'm going live, so shut it." He spoke before clicking it on and greeting the people that entered his livestream.

"Don't be rude, sister-in-law should only see your nice side." Lao Mao spoke again, loud enough for you to hear and probably also for the viewers of K's livestream. Lao Mao grinned before getting up, walking to you before letting himself fall down on the couch beside you.

"So, what charm of his drew you in?" He asked and you looked at him, grinning as you pretended to think about it. Then you shrugged, which made Lao Mao grin even more.

"Show him your nice side too then." Lao Mao spoke before getting up again and leaving. You just rolled your eyes, but they quickly moved back to Lao K. He was focused on his screen, not even blinking as he chattered with his viewers. You had to admit, he definitely looked good.

"Stop saying your thoughts out loud."

The room was empty and you frowned, confused as to why no one was there. Tong Yao had invited you over, yet she was not here at all. The only person there was Lao K, sitting on the couch with his legs thrown over the arm of the couch while scrolling through his phone.

"They went out to the mall, don't ask me why." He spoke, not looking up from his phone and you sighed. Moving to the couch, you lifted his legs and sat down. K pulled his legs closer to himself, glancing at you as you sighed loudly. You looked a bit tired, he noticed the bags beneath your eyes.

"Did you sleep?" "No, why?" You turned to him and he shrugged, looking back at his phone again. You didn't know whether to thank him or to be offended that he saw that easily. Instead, you glanced at him again before turning around and laying against his shins.

"What are you doing?" K seemed shocked at your action, opening his legs to see what you were doing and causing you to topple backwards. You fell on his chest, looking up at him from below with grinning at him.

"Hello~" You greeted him, waving at him before jumping off when he pushed you. You pouted at him, leaning back against the back of the couch. Silence returned, only the soft sound from K's phone was heard as you drifted off.

"I doubt that something happened." Lu Yue commented as he entered the house while everyone else followed in. Xiao Pang was quick to move to the kitchen, but paused as he entered the living room.

"I think they get along quite well..." He said and everyone quickly gathered before freezing. There on the couch laid you and K. K was still casually scrolling on his phone while you laid on his chest, a bit too casual like you had know each other for years. Due to the sudden silence again, K looked up from his phone before raising his eyebrow at them.

"What?" "I didn't know you let others sleep on you..." Tong Yao commented and K rolled his eyes.

"She kept waking up otherwise, don't overthink it." He answered before focusing back at his phone screen, ignoring the fact that you were suddenly hugging him tighter. Soon enough, everyone moved on from their spots and moved on. Lu Yue, like always, was quick to take a picture of the scene while the others just glanced over every few seconds. They watched close enough to notice the fact that K was kind enough to pat your head everytime you twitched, making you smile softly in your sleep before laying still again.

It was something simple and yet it meant the beginning of something great.