#manz got me simping so hard

[mystixdreams]

So like— when is it my turn to have this sexy bish show up in my dreams?? I may be struggling to sleep right now, but boi better be there when I am😤

[ethereal-engene]

Reactions - Getting Caught Dancing To Their Song

Scenario: You were alone for a bit as they went to go get food. Since you had time to kill, why not spend it dancing to an ENHYPEN song? It was no secret that you loved their songs and more so their choreography. You pulled up the a dance practice and were dancing to it; you were killing it btw

ENHYPEN hyung line x gn!reader 

maknae line pt. 2

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he got back a bit earlier but stopped himself from telling you b/c he just wanted to watch you dance a bit longer

I firmly believe that he would be internally fangirling because look at how good you are at not only being a great s/o but an entire dancer too; like was there anything you couldn’t do?

once he announces himself, he’d act like he didn’t see you totally slaying the choreography until he says “Soooooo... like where did you learn to dance that well?” 

and here you were thinking that you didn’t caught dancing to their song like 😳only for you to admit that you may have been practicing dancing to their song 

as well is though because in the future, y’all will have dancing lessons here and there because he really loves when you dance with him 

the rest of the hyung line below 

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similar to Hee, he watched you for a bit before making his presence known 

doesn’t act like he didn’t see you because he comes in wearing a smirk on his face while holding the food (like that’s my s/o y’all!!)

“You dancing to our song was something I never knew I needed to see!” 

embarrassed you hide your face since you obviously weren’t planning on getting caught but give him a thank you 

down the line of y’all’s relationship, he does ask you from time to time if you’d like to learn the dance to [insert song name] and does his best to teach you   

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didn’t even bother to wait before barging in with the food while he watched you 

LOWKEY SCREAMS EXCITEDLY AT YOU LIKE “BABY YOU DANCE SO WELL! WHAT THE HECK SOIDJSODIJ”

Feeling the vibe and the confidence it gave you, you’re like “of course 😌baby”

also texts the gc with the rest of ENHYPEN to tell him how good you are and basically simp more for you; I also think that the boys would make fun of him for it but in a lovingly way

Thinking of ways to get you to dance again and more with him (a/n: bro he’s so cute, I love him so much) 

ꜱᴜɴɢʜᴏᴏɴ

this manz probably walked in a straight face but was smiling hard on the inside

“I brought our food and it seems like you just served us with a great dance cover”

not knowing how to react, you feel your face heat up and mutter a thank you before sitting down to eat with him

While eating, he was looking at you with mf heart eyes and admiration 

“When we’re done, can you dance with me this time? 🥺” and who were you to say no? 

in conclusion, they would fall more in love with you <3

thank you so much for reading thissss! This is my first time writing for the rest of the hyung line (excluding for Jake) so I def. am not the best; nonetheless I love this concept and hope that you enjoyed reading this <3 please do take care and much love to y’all 

[awsugawara]

aoba johsai hcs with a [FEM] short volleyball player s/o

i figured this needed to be done :”) sorry if the pronouns switch around, i originally wanted to to GN, but it just turned into a fem! reader ;-;

anyway, enjoy! :)

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t. oikawa

> not surprising honestly

> if you’re a libero, you’re helping him improve his receives

> if you’re a middle blocker, he’ll tease you and make you def improve your blocks

> if you’re a setter....well...iwa-chan will ask you to practice with HIM, not tooru

> “HA??? but- but-”

> anyway, oikawa does his best to make time for you and not make any of the same mistakes, but you understand his passion for volleyball so you don’t sweat it

> you both met during a scrimmage game with aoba johsai’s girl’s vbc vs shiratorizawa’s 

> you’re good friends with semi and tendou :) ushiwaka even

> he got kinda irritated with another loss and was about to lash at ushi-ushi, but you came along to ask ushi if you were both still on to practice

> oikawa.exe has stopped working. CUTE GIRL ALERT!

>  he never imagined to date you, but you were more than just some shiratorizawa player

> as much as his flirting was flattering, you kinda put him in his place before he confessed that he felt kinda giddy to be able to run into you

> you cap on tooru so much, iwaizumi is kinda jealous that you were dating the infamous oikawa tooru

> in the end, tooru is a big baby and a SIMP :)

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h. iwaizumi

> oikawa is jealous that he’s dating a popular volleyball player and that’s that

> i keep talking about these boys simping, but YOU, my lovely, are a SIMP for mr. muscles

> “haji...can you flex for me? :)”

> n e way, he’s protective over you, but he knows you can probably kick ass because baby gorl, you’ve got them thighs uwu

> he asks you to practice on the weekends with the team, much to oikawa’s jealousy

> oikawa may seem jealous okay he is ngl but he’s happy that his best friend found someone who makes him happy

> whenever you visit him or the team on the weekends during saturday practice, you make bentos for them

> “oh [y/n]-chan~, we should get married~ you’d make a lovely wife!” - oikawa

> **cue oikawa getting smacked in the face with a volleyball**

> #getrektedoikawa

> but even if you do play volleyball, iwa tries to get you guys to something other than volleyball like going on small trips to Tokyo and such

>  you have a whole lot of pictures of iwa that your mom even was like...what

> all i’m saying is if you’re iwa’s gorl, you are one l u c k y  b i h

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t. hanamaki

> a meme p. 1

> you and makki make up 1/2 of the meme team dream team

> makki and matsukawa are lazy and therefore practice just enough

> you’re a libero, so it’s no surprise you’re quick on your feet

> but what’s a surprise is your choice of guys according to oikawa

> “she’s amazing at volleyball, but why makki????”

> i feel like he’d rub it in oikawa’s face, alongside matsu

> he got cuffed around the same time matsu did so like omg they’re so in sync //SLAPPED

> ahem, but makki is honestly flower boy so you always tease him

> most dates are lazy indoor dates, but there are times when you’ll drag his ass out to walk in the park or have a picnic

> you and him adopt a child,,,aka a pup or a cat

> you both have each other’s contact names as inside jokes and they always change

> overall, you + makki = best weirdo couple

> BONUS: you went to kitagawa daichi with kindaichi and kunimi, so they’re your best wingmen uwu

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i. matsukawa

> a meme p. 2

> you and issei make up the 2nd half of the meme team dream team

> how matsu ended up with a gf before oikawa,,,totally believable according to iwaizumi pftttt

> you’re so pretty that matsu has to tell iwa-chan that oikawa is gawking at you again

> “GET BACK TO PRACTICE, KUSOKAWA”

> you and matsu spend a lot of time at each other’s house that you adopted a few pets like two betta fish, two cats, and even two birds

> when you posted a pic of you, your bf, your cats, and your birds, your caption was “one big happy family #gillsandbubblesarentinthepic “

> oikawa was a JEALOUS AHAHAHAH

> i think the funniest part of your relationship is that you’re one of the older cousins of kageyama tobio

> “no wonder you’re so good at setting and get along with that guy” -makki

> “YOU’RE WHO NOW?” -oikawa

> “oh wow, kageyama mentioned you a few times i think in middle school” -iwa

> “that’s my babe” -matsu

> you call each other out on being a simp (more like him @ you oof) 

> you’ve got a healthy relationship, but matsu likes to be clingy at times and that’s okay with you because that’s your lazy manz uwu

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s. yahaba

> one may wonder...how tf did shigeru even get a gf???? let alone one that plays volleyball????????

> you think shigs is a whole crack up with trying to look impressive

> i think that y’all have such a healthy relationship that him trying to look good isn’t much of anything

> although, you would like for him to read some of the tell signs that you aren’t having a good day and when he does, he makes sure you’re a P R I N C E S S

> lost a game? shigs is there with open arms and plans to take you home and order take out

> when his team lost against karasuno, you’ve never saw your bf so down

> you treated him and his whole team to dinner

> #ripyourwallet

> but it took shigs weeks to get over it a bit as it was kinda just hard for him to accept that his senpais won’t be able to go against shiratorizawa 

> you WILL practice with him to work on his sets, serves, and receives

> the title of captain is a big title and you’ll do anything to support him

> so the following year after oikawa and the other third years left, you quit the girl’s vbc and just became the manager of the boy’s vbc

> sometimes you regret it because your manz can be an idiot sometimes smh

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y. kindaichi

> turnip head’s time to shine LMFAO

> no one really knew about your guy’s relationship because you’re both pretty tame and it really isn’t much of a deal if ppl find out

> for the boy’s AND girl’s vbcs it was apparently

> “our y/n-chan is dating WHO FROM THE BOYS VBC KBFABFJABFJBA???”

> “senpai, how did you say that last part-” -y/n

> “our kindaichi is growing up” -proud daddikawa

> “shup up shittykawa.” -iwa

> the boys vbc purposefully made the time to watch the girls for the SOLE PURPOSE OF embarrassing the turnip headed male rip

> nevertheless, you were super happy to see your bf after losing the game :”)

> you were a starter for the girls vbc and oikawa was confused as to why he hadn’t been swooned by one of the girl’s vbc starters since

> you come to the gym often after this and help out with practice

> the coaches are like dads and they approve 

> yuu gets super flustered regardless of how long you’ve been dating

> he gets super insecure you’re going to change your mind for one of the third years or kunimi or kags because you went to kitagawa daichii and were friends with a lot of people, INCLUDING mista mista blueberry head uwu

> as his reassurance regulator, he does get better at receiving, blocking and serves

> when the third years left, he was crying at your house while you comforted him

> he only really acts less of a tsundere in the comforts of your houses, like even his parents comment on it LMAO

> he loves you a lot and is grateful for all that you’ve taught him <3

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a. kunimi

> this boi is like a mood

> he, like kindaichi, doesn’t mention you to the team

> even kindaichi doesn’t really know you exist until one day you gave kunimi snacks and a bento 

> he was telling her about how he was getting tired of the school food

> how the REST of the team found out was when you showed up with the karasuno team talking to your cousin, sugawara

> when you saw him, you waved and suga even gave a wave

> the team was like: o.0 why is that prettay gorl waving at usss

> after the practice match, you approached the aoba johsai boys vbc, making a beeline to your bf, narrowly avoiding oikawa’s mini monologue how he was honored to be in the presence of a prince- wait what

> “hi, aki! here’s your fav drink and some yakisoba bread! i got one for you too, kindaichi-kun!” -y/n

> “oh- uh- yes! thanks!” -kindaichi

> “huh, oh thanks, babe.” -kuni

> you were like a bright star paired with a dull one, not to say aki has his moments of glory uwu

> you were the girl’s vbc’s setter and you were pretty good at what you do, even rivaling that of oikawa 

> sugawara was kinda sad you ended up in aoba johsai, but he was happy you had lots of friends and such and were with someone who loves you

> aki and you spend a lot of time lazying around and watching movies, even discretely pranking oikawa with some of the other team members, much to iwaizumi’s delight and amusement

> yea...life is great :)

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k. kyoutani

> how you and kentarou met was beyond anyone from the boys vbc

> but how your brother took it was WAY HILARIOUS

> “you’re dating mad dog-chan, y/n-chan??????????” -oikawa, aka your weird brother

> “uhhh, yea?”

> when he learnt you were an oikawa, he wasn’t expecting you to be like the 360 version

> you were GENUINELY nice, SUPER SWEET, and very SMART

> the only two things you have in common with oikawa tooru was your beauty and the volleyball position as setter

> most can argue that you’re better than your brother at setting, but no one tell him that

> NOT ONLY THAT but you’re FRIENDS...I REPEAT !!FRIENDS!!! with THE ushijima wakatoshi

> you somehow attract guys with a passionate and resting bitch face like you’re also friends with kita shinsuke and miya osamu, so that’s kinda saying something

> but you are in the grp chat with the pretty setter squad too,,,the one that’s labelled “pretty setter squad w/ the better oikawa <3″

> anyway, kentarou lets you do your own thing, but when you two are at one or the other’s house, your focus should be on him and only him

> his mom loves the crap outta you uwu

> he takes you to the community gym to practice and then you guys go on random adventures for food like the new cafe down the street? sure. that one place you heard about in tokyo? okay, let’s hurry and catch the next train.

> other times, you guys will pick up some of your guys fav food, head home, watch movies and just relax :)

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oikawa is one of my fav characters besides sugawara and the miya twins, so sorry if this involves him a lot AHAHA

[keijisprettygirl]

lmao @ the draft 😭 i deeply relate to and kin suga so i find it kinda hard to simp for him but damn, manz is down horrendously ‼️ babes if you're not gonna finish the smau would you mind sharing the storyline you had planned? doesn't have to be long or detailed at all i'm just curious 🌝

• in chapter 7 was when suga found out that kiyoko & y/n were step sisters right? and from what suga’s group of friends know is that tanaka cheated on kiyoko with y/n, & suga was the one who talked the most shit about y/n & hated on her even tho he never actually knew who she was! (suga & kiyoko are bestfriends so obvi he’d be the most protective)

so after suga found out that y/n, the love of his life (so he claims) is actually kiyoko’s sister, he starts to feel a little bit conflicted with negative emotions so he thinks of the idea of asking kiyoko if the three of them can hang out together one day & be properly introduced to y/n.

• then after properly meeting y/n & getting to know her, he could see how much y/n & kiyoko care about each other, the past is the past kiyoko says to him “my sister is more important to me” & suga ofc being the sweetheart that he is, he engulfs the two in a hug, happy knowing that kiyoko isn’t hurting anymore and proceeds to ask (beg) for kiyoko’s blessing in pursuing her sister

• kiyoko agrees and cue the mega, ultimate simp that suga becomes, down tremendously bad, so bad that it would have you wanting to bury yourself in a hole cos its so embarrassing

• i was gonna write a scene where the two are hanging out one day, its golden hour, cherry blossom petals are falling and the scenery is absolutely stunning and y/n smiles at suga for the very first time, like she grins at him & laughed at his joke! eyes twinkling, hair blowing in the wind and suga just practically melts, internally screaming (thats what he thinks, but mans is barking with his whole chest😩)

suga falls head over heels, like you’d think he already was but his feelings are now serious and he’s gonna do whatever it takes to make y/n his woman🥺💞

• ATSUMU IS IN LOVE WITH Y/N‼️ & the only man to experience y/n smile & hear her laugh so when finding out on twitter (suga made a whole thread about their hang out bc he wanted everyone to know how he’s fallen in love) that y/n showed suga her soft side, it stung him a little bit...

thus, competing for y/n’s heart begins.

a/n: AHHH OKAY I’M SORRY THIS ENDED UP BEING A LONG SUMMARY OF THE STORYLINE I GOT CARRIED AWAY but i just had sooo much planned and even tho i said there were only gonna be 15 chapters, no longer than 20, i was gonna do the same amount as ‘My Boo’ anyways😅

[todo-ho-ki]

In honor of me never writing a single fucking word for the stories I’m still actually working on, I wanted to do something, anything at all, and obviously right now I’m fixating on haikyu instead of BNHA so welcome to...

Chances I’d Fight the Haikyu Boys and the Likelihood I’d Win

KARASUNO

Daichi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s a master of being cool and respectful he wouldn’t give me a reason to square up

Chances I’d win- Manz could crush me with his thighs alone one kick and I’m in the afterlife BUT he wouldn’t fight a lady so 1/10

Suga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 a bitch might consider for money or something but otherwise. HEEEELLLL NO

Chances I’d win: suga seems lovely but Manz is as unhinged as his jaw will be when he swallows my arm whole after I try to punch him 2/10

Asahi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 he’s a soft boy I’d never fight him but +2 bc I might give him a gentle arm punch if need be. Overall -1/10

Chances I’d win: he only LOOKS scary but he wouldn’t hurt a fly tbh he’s probably scared of flies and looking like an asshole for fighting back 9/10 -1 point because Manz got REACH and COULD take me out if he wanted

Noya 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 he can be a little shit sometimes I stg

Chances I’d win: -1/10 he could jump on me and bite my jugular out I ain’t fuckin w/him. +2 points bc he’s a simp so he probably WOULDNT...but he COULD. Overall 1/10

Tanaka 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 6/10 he do be antagonizing sometimes and I swear if he SAY SOME SHIT TO ME...

Chances I’d win: mans could probably ACTUALLY win a fight hes full of energy and he could probs give me a look and I’d get scared 3/10 bc I don’t think he’d fight me either he’s a GENTLEMAN OK

Kageyama🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -50/10 bitch is SCARY and I know he’ll throw hands I’ve seen it

Chances I’d win: kageyama DO NOT GIVE A FUCK he’s broody in general and have you SEEN HIS SERVES he could slap me into next week(I’d thank him OOP) -370/10

Hinata 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -500/10 Hinata is best boy I’d never lay a hand on him

Chances I’d win: I’d say 10/10 but I’ve SEEN that look in his eyes I don’t wanna know what it means so 6/10

Tsukishima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: Manz knows all the buttons to press he’s a salty MF 8/10 but not 10/10 cuz he looks hot sometimes

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something that makes me cry and id get distracted and he’ll walk away 2/10 cuz I could take him if I could see past the tears

Yamaguchi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -60,000/10 yams is a ray of SUNSHINE I could NEVER

Chances I’d win: here’s where things get tricky. He’s friends with Tsuki so he’s def got the sass and shit I think he’d be the one to secretly be able to THROW DOWN 3/10

NEKOMA

Kuro 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -530,000/10 I LOVE him sm I simp too hard I can’t ruin that pretty face and that smirk NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Chances I’d win: Manz is like a tree he could hold me at bay w/one of those buff-ass arms or crush my head with his thighs and since id let him, -6/10. minus three points cuz he’d charm me out of fighting

Kenma 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 7/10 BAD BITCH GOT A ATTITUDE, NASTY

Chances I’d win: Kenma’s spicy and he WILL fight but I got too much strength on him so 9/10 I think he’d pull out some moves before giving up

Lev 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 sometimes he’s just...REALLY stupid and arrogant which makes my eye twitch but minus 4 points bc he’s a big softie

Chances I’d win: his arm alone is longer than my body even if he couldnt fight he could swing blindly and accidentally hit the part of my brain responsible for consciousness in a panic. Also 4/10

Yaku 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: absolutely not I love his sassy attitude he be talkin shit sometimes 0/10 plus three points bc sometimes hed aim his tude at me and I STG

Chances I’d win: Manz is small but ready to pounce he’d jump on my back like a spider monkey and punch my skull till it caves in RIP me. 4/10 plus 2 points bc hed take it out on Lev instead

Fukunaga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 Manz never did nothin to nobody

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something so funny I’d die from lack of oxygen w/o ever getting a hit in 3/10 if I can breathe I can get his ass

SEIJOH

Oikawa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: depends on the day but a solid 6/10 he’s a little bitch sometimes but we love to see it. I also don’t wanna be messin up that pretty ass face

Chances I’d win: if he REALLY wanted to he could serve me into a different reality but he wouldn’t fight unless he ABSOLUTELY had to so I could get his ass too. Pre time skip: 19/10. Minus 63 points because I KNOW 27 year old oikawa would WRECK MY SHIT and I’d say please sir may I have some more

Iwaizumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: yo, you out to DAMN MIND??? -100,000/10

Chances I’d win: look. LOOK. Iwa Chan’s biceps are bigger than my head I mean NOTHING to him. I’m but a pebble to a god. He got a 6’7” attitude cuz he can swing like a 6’7” man. He could probably pull his dick out once and obliterate me with the seismic aftershock of it hitting the ground. -1235/10 minus six points bc ID LET HIM KILL ME

Yahaba 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: solid 7/10 KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Chances I’d win: see, you’d THINK this would be where I’d have the upper hand but Manz manhandled mad dog and lived. He’d slam me into a wall until my soul leaves my body right where I stand 3/10 bc he be simpin. Minus 3 points because I’d enjoy it

Mattsun 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: pre time skip:0/10

post time skip: -57/10 I ain’t putting my hands on a face that pretty

Chances I’d win: I’m doomed. He’d give me one look and I’d cave. Im walking out the broom closet limping but not bc of a fight. -41/10

Kiyotani 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: we’ll go with a solid -5/10 for...reasons

Chances I’d win: if I actually stood up to him he’d freeze in place but he could slap me into a different country if provoked 1/10

Kunimi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 we love a man who’s emotionally detached plus he’s hot tf

Chances I’d win: Manz would give up halfway through if he even indulged in the first place. 6/10 minus three points bc I’d win by default after he walks away

INARIZAKI

Kita 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: he’s a good boy -3/10

Chances I’d win: respectable guy but I have no doubt he’d rock my shit I’m ascending to the astral plane 1/10

Osamu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: uh-uh. 0/10

Chances I’d win: he’s the aggressive twin. One flying kick to the heart and it’s across the gym and I’m dead as FUCK. 2/10 minus 2 points bc PLEASE put your hands on me sir

Atsumu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: a soft 4/10 he’s a BRAT buuuuuut I love him so fucking much I’d let it go

Chances I’d win: he’s all bark and no bite. Srry bby but you’re gettin FOLDED I love you though. 88/10. minus 370 points bc please spend the rest of your life with me I could never hurt you 🥺

Aran 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -5/10 he’s so sweet why would you fight him

Chances I’d win: he’d serve a volleyball into the back of my head and I take +10 damage from how cool it looks. Can fit my face in one hand probably. -43/10 minus ten points because of how cool he’d look killing me instantly

Suna 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 2/10 he’s a little shit too he’d make someone record it

Chances I’d win: he’d try to fuck me instead. It would work. 1/10 bc I’d slap him afterward but like, sexily

FUKURODANI

Bokuto 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 3/10 emo mode GOTS TO GO

Chances I’d win: his ass would pull me into it’s orbit and he’d use the opportunity to crush me with his thighs. -6/10. Minus 4 points bc what a FUCKING way to go please kill me

Akaashi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 he’s intimidating you kidding me NO

Chances I’d win: I could take him if he’s distracted by Bokuto. 6/10 if he is, 1/10 if he’s not

Konoha 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 we love a sassy boy

Chances I’d win: I’m not maiming a face that pretty -28/10 I’d get lost in his eyes tf

SHIRATORIZAWA

Ushijima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: none and a half I couldn’t even look at him. -.5/10

Chances I’d win: one smack would knock my organs out of my body. Big boy+big body=big death even if he misses the aftershock will stop my heart -67/10 minus four points bc RAIL ME

Tendou 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 14/10 SQUARE UP BITCH

Chances I’d win: WELCOME TO HELL. YOUVE MADE A MISTAKE 36/10

Shirabu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s too cool

Chances I’d win: he wouldn’t show. Too busy getting his hair cut. I win by default. 10/10 minus four points bc there would be no fight

Semi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I wouldn’t. 0/10. He’d give me the semi brow and I’d be down and out for the count. I’m not hitting a face that pretty.

Chances I’d win: 2/10. Minus three points bc he’d smash a guitar over my head, killing me instantly. Minus three more points bc I’d ask him to wear a leather jacket first

Goshiki 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: None. 0/10. His words and his bangs are as cool as ever.

Chances I’d win: he’d cry if I looked at him wrong. 86/10 but minus four points bc he’s baby

EXTRAS

Sakusa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: surprisingly high. 7/10 bc a bitch got a attitude. Minus 8 points because he’s so fucking beautiful I don’t know if I could follow through

Chances I’d win: I’d just lick my hands before I started swinging and he’d leave. 8/10. Minus two points bc I think if he REALLY needed to square up he’d take me down in a fucking headlock until I pass out. Minus two more points because I’d ask him to squeeze harder.

Ukai jr. 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: that’s the wrong F word kids 😏. -34/10 besides I ain’t squaring up with a man that wears a headband like that

Chances I’d win: he probably could eat a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk. -99/10. Minus 15 points bc I’d stop to ask him if he wants to finish this at my place

Hiragumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: why would you fight such a good, PRETTY boy? -5/10

Chances I’d win: he’d smile at me and I’d give up. -12/10

Takeda 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I think he’d kill me honestly. Plus the boys would’ve never had a chance w/o him absolutely NOT -2/10

Chances I’d win: he’s hiding a demon from hell under that green jacket. -60/10

Terushima🏐

Chances I’d fight him: sheeeit I could try but his sexiness would leave me paralyzed. 1/10 if I look at enough pictures I could get past his fucking blonde undercut and tongue ring

Chances I’d win: he’d have my thighs around his head in 1.8 seconds. Will kill me with his tongue. -435/10

[shsl-idol-imagines]

hello!!! can i get mondo, byakuya, kaito, gonta, and rantaro with a ultimate songstress s/o?? thank you!!! (PS if its too many characters, you can take out byakuya)

Of course you can!  As a songster myself i really like this request!! Also this isnt too many characters dont worry dear anon!! Sorry if these are a lil short hhhh ~Mod Sayaka

MONDO, BYAKUYA, KAITO, GONTA, AND RANTARO WITH AN ULTIMATE SONGSTRESS S/O 

MONDO OWATA 

-- He loves your singing

-- You think your off pitch, or your voice sounds flat?? No way he'll stand for that 

-- even if it is true-

-- He'll record you singing ( with your permisson ofc) and show it to his biker gang.

-- Sing him to sleep!! Please!! 

-- he just,, really likes your singing

BYAKUYA TOGAMI 

-- His first though was that you could make a lot of money off your voice. 

-- But, once you two got together, he just started enjoying it more

-- i like to think hes a pretty good singer himself, so maybe you two could do a duet sometime!! 

-- he finds very good songs for your range. 

-- He also finds songs that help you expand your range, but not harm your vocal cords!! 

-- So basically, hes like your personal voice coach boyfriend!!

KAITO MAMOTA 

-- ' do you know 'Fly me to the moon'?!?!?' 

-- i regret nothing, he def knows this song and loves it with all his heart.

-- Even after you guys get together, even after you sing it for him a billion times

-- he still wants you to sing it for him

-- why?? 

-- because " i love your voice, and i love the song, and i love you!! " 

-- Soft cheesy space manz, i love him--

GONTA GOKUHARA

-- Sing anything for him, and hes over the moon!!

-- constantly asks you to sing for him, even if youre busy

-- Please it makes him so happy, and your amazing to him!! 

-- even if youre having an off day and your voice sounds terrible?? 

-- You sound like a godess to him.

RANTARO AMAMI

-- His sisters are OBSESSED with your singing!

-- and so is he. 

--he simps for you so hard to his sisters. 

-- He always seems so chill but once you start singing he just has the most love struck expression. 

-- He asks you to sing him to sleep. 

-- please he wants to hear your voice as much as he can. 

--This man loves you so much-

[strawbrieshortcake]

hey! can I request a male matchup? I’m 5’7 and have medium-length dark brown hair and eyes! I usually wear anything comfortable, whether it be sweatshirts or just a simple t-shirt. I’m a scorpio and an ambivert but lean more towards the extroverted side! I’m an asexual and look for someone who’s either capable of matching my energy or just willing to put up with it. I work well with basically anyone as long as they remain loyal and are respectful, the bar is honestly really low LMAO. (1/2) — 🦋

Hi babe! I match you with…

Daichi Sawamura!!

-You would be Tanaka’s friend b/c you both have the same energy! The way you meet was when someone was trying to hit on Kiyoko at school, and Tanaka went a little overboard with the name calling. Daichi watched from afar and was about to intervene but then dark brown hair came into view! “Oi! Caillou headass! Just walk away! Would you want your beloved Kiyoko to see you like this?” so you dragged him away! Daichi went up to you and apologized for his behavior, while all you said was “It’s okay captain! He can just be a simp sometimes” and you walked away. After that Daichi lowkey wanted to know more about you

-It wasn’t that rare for you to go visit Tanaka after that. Daichi and the others have noticed you before but knew you weren’t dating Tanaka for obvious reasons but after he wanted to get to know you better. He would try to strike a conversation up, but would always fail due to you messing Tanaka. It got to a point where Daichi ended up yelling at Tanaka for talking to you during practice he was jealous you weren’t talking to him BAHAH. “Captain! He was doing his work, it’s just he was multitasking!” he definitely put you in check “if you continue to mess with my players you can’t come anymore.”- “How about take me somewhere and I’ll think about leaving your players alone?” you smooth mf

-The following weekend you both went to a cafe! He was insisting that this “not a date” is just a way for you to stop messing with his players when Suga asked that didn’t stop suga harassing him about it During the date, he learned that you were much more than someone who likes to tease him. You both had a fun time! As he dropped you off at the train station he asked “So see you here next week?” (you didn’t know he had it in him)

-You continued to go to the practices and this time you didn’t mess with the boys as much. You kinda became this unofficial manager! You would go to the games and cheer along with a string of cusses but it really encouraged everyone on the team. We know how much the team means to him, so seeing you actively helping others? It was a dream come true. When he catches you having one-on-on convos with everyone and hyping them up? You put this man in cardiac arrest

-It was after a hard game when he confessed to you. Throughout the whole game you were in the stands hyping your boys up! Right before the same you gave them a speech and when he was looking at you when you did? His eyes were so full of love for you.After the boys won, you jumped down to congratulate everyone. When he saw you?? Manz straight up bear-hugged you.

-“Captain! What has gotten into you?” He just didn’t say anything because his face was on your shoulder (you guys are perfect hugging height btw) He just waited for everyone to leave before he told you his feelings. You both were so blushy! Suga was watching and will never let Daichi live down the fact when you accepted his feelings you said “yes captain”

-You would give a speech before every game now, always being there to support your manz! You then got the title “Mom” (which carried a big burden off Suga’s shoulders) this also means you now have over 10 kids! Daichi would keep you and them in check but he lowkey loves it when you get into Mom mode. Taking care of him? His heart will melt

-He likes that fact that you don’t go all out for anything, just simple. When you guys get older you both would just have chill days together and just vibe. I can see him being a simple guy. You guys would have dates at the park just talking to each other and holding hands. Although I see Daichi confident in his abilities, when you hype him up? Babe would spill all his love for you.

-You both understand each other so well, you don’t even need to say anything in order to understand the other’s emotions. Having a bad day? Daichi would sit with you, rubbing your hand affectionately while you vent to him about whatever happened that day. Or having a good day? He would cook dinner listening to you ramble on about your day, listening to every single word.

-He is a very loyal man, so you don’t need to worry about anything! He would treat you so well, he drinks his respect women juice. He will always be there for you, thick and thin. You both wholeheartedly understand each other. Please take care of this man, he might be getting gray hairs from taking care of all the kids. (they would totally visit you by going to your house)

[rosesanthology]

Not as Bad as i thought | Matsukawa Issei x reader

Okay so i've been thinking about this scenario for a WHILE now and im,,,,,not mad at how it turned out ? Lmao y'all see for yourselves

- songs :  • savage remix by Megan Thee Stallion feat Beyonce

                 • kimi no nawa theme song

- weather association au : dusk (i dont even know if that's seen as a weather but oh well-)

[Tags] : @raevaioli asked sooooo👀 @haikoo

- you weren't really sure how long you've been walking for

- you tried to recall the events from today with much difficulty as you strolled on the sideway at 4pm, still in school uniform but much messier than when you first got out of the house this morning, backpack lazily thrown over your left shoulder

- "and there goes a perfectly good weekend" you sighed, not talking to anyone in particular but yourself or maybe the occasional stray cat

- your house wasn't even close to the way you were going and you couldn't care less

- your phone had data anyway you could just search your way back in google maps (｀ε´)

- plus it's not like you walked across the whole country and you already called your mom to make up some excuse

- "we'll talk when you get back." She had told you over the phone , you were pretty sure that the school had informed her of what happened

- thinking about it made you sick to your stomach so you opted on just focusing on how much of an anime MC vibe you were giving off right now instead !!!

- i mean, basically running away after school to go on unplanned walks with a messy uniform while listening to the new savage remix by Megan and Beyonce ???? Pretty badass ngl (◡︿◡✿)

- if only your balance wasn't -2/10 then maybe you could even skateboard and act like you were in an indie movie

- but back to the matter at hand

- the anger swelled up inside you as you started to think over what had happened

- you were in the midst of a chemistry class and you had been paired up with none other than your toxic ex who made you feel like crap for the most random stuff

- you were literally just vibing trying to adjust the microscope and he just HAD to shove you out of the way because, allegedly, you "didn't know how to do it", causing you to back into another girl's test tubes and bunsen burner !!!

- WORSE IS THAT THAT GIRL STARTED YELLING AT YOU FOR RUINING HER WORK !!!! like damn it's not your fault

- luckily the teacher was kind enough to aknowledge your apology and scold the girl for yelling but still !!! You were angry !! (⋋▂⋌)

- so angry that you may....have started crying in class just cause beating the living hell out of your ex was just not something you could do and not get at least detention for-

- the embarassment of it all had caused you to storm out of the school at the first chance you had, not wanting to murder your ex or anybody else if they made any comments

- you were taken out of your internal turmoil in the middle of the sidewalk by the smell of the sea and well,,,,,the sight that was literally right in front of you

- not to be sappy or basic or anything but a good sunset never failed to make your heart go doki doki from the pretty colors(●´ω｀●)

- you didn't even notice time passing or the sky painting itself like that

- weird huh

- what a world we live in

- anyway you truly felt like things were meant to be at the moment you set foot on the soft sand (you'd have taken of your shoes if it wasn't for your socks preventing you from it)

- in this moment of awe you stuffed your phone and earbuds in your bag and made a run for the water !!!! Excited to see the cute riples of foam closer !!!

- and then you fell.

- FACE FIRST IN THE SAND BABY

- and you would have been fine if it wasnt for the loud sound of someone SNORTING AND CACKLING BEHIND YOU LIKE ?????

- FIRST OF ALL YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ALONE ????

- AND WHO TF DARED ???

- THE GUY DIDNT EVEN HELP YOU HE JUST CAME UP TO YOU AND LET OUT A

- "Damn ive never seen anyone so eager to bite the dust !" And then laughed again !!

- ●︿●

- thats where it dawned upon you that this guy was one of the third years from your school's male volleyballl team !!!! If you remember correctly his name was Matsukawa Issei but did it really matter ???

- it was someone from school who was laughing at you ???? You Y/N L/N

- the embarassment came crashing onto you like the waves on the shore and in a second you were sobbing

 - the hot tears were rolling down your cheeks at high speed and you swore you heard Mattsun gulp when be realised what was going on

- "w-wait sorry...i didn't mean to make you cry" he didn't really know what to do so his hands were just hanging in the air as he knelt down in front of you

- ⋋_⋌ you mustered up the energy to glare at him thru your glossy eyes but really it looked as intimidating as a hamster- haha what no, the middle blocker's heart totally did NOT skip a beat with the pouty hamster + sunset color palette combination !!!! Not that you'd notice anyway

- instead of kneeling there awkwardly he opted for picking up your backpack before sitting next to you, putting his knees up to his chest and staring at anywhere but your very embarassed self

- "i really mean it you know ? Sorry for making you cry..." MATSUKAWA ISSEI STOP BEING A SIMP FOR SOMEONE YOU JUST MET CHALLENGE YOUR SUN PISCES IS SHOWING KING

- "its not entirely your fault...." you managed to say between hiccups, "ive kinda had like....a really really bad day"

- ".....i see" i sEe HeAdAsS you should have thought about it before laughing at Y/N like that !!!

- after that you didn't really know what to do

- i mean yeah grabbing your bag, flipping him off and then going back home sounded like a tight plan but at the same time,,,,,the sound of the waves was calming and the sun was pretty   (●´ω｀●)

- and little did you know that as you were too focused looking absolutly enamored with the sun itself Mattsun was looking at you trying to think about how the hell he was going to keep the conversation and the vibes going when you're just sitting there looking like THAT

- it was like that one scene in Kimi no Nawa when Taki and Mitsuba see each other for the first time sodjdisnakaka

- except that he was the only one staring but that didn't really phase him

- "you know-" ah here it comes

- he started talking so he'd have to go thru with it until the end

- he weirdly enough did NOT want you to turn to look at him because he knew that if you did the words would get caught up in his throat and- oh no you did

- oop the sand looks very interesting all of a sudden wow :0

- "you know when i have a bad day i usually come to sit here and watch the sunset"

- "okay and ?"

- GOSH Y/N LET HIM SPEAK PLEASE HE'S HAVING A HARD TIME

- "and it feels nice....like today for example, i just lost a volleyball match against some other school, Karasu-whatever you probably don't care but....after living such a hard loss it feels nice to look at the sky painted in all these colors you know ? Plus you don't have to talk so it's great it's as if you were on top of the world-"

- he was cut off by the sound of your laugh

- "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME ???"

- as you struggled to catch your breath you looked at him and smiled

- "you know you're not as bad as i thought !"

- huh

- you were definitely something :\

- spiking the ball right thru Matsukawa's chest and straight to his heart

- "My name's Y/N L/N im a 2nd year ! also don't worry i wasn't making fun of you at all i just can't believe that you exposed your simp card so proudly to someone you BARELY know"

- "well i felt bad because-"

- "it's cute (▰˘◡˘▰)"

- OH.

- MY MANZ WAS AT A LOSS OF WORD

- WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT MAKING FUN OF A GIRL FALLING WAS ALL IT TOOK TO MAKE HIS DAY A 100 TIMES BETTER

- HE WOULD HAVE TO TELL MAKKI ABOUT THIS ASAP

- you snapped him out of his daze by pointing out that your mom would be worried if you walked alone to your house at night

- "sooooo is it my cue to walk you home ?" smooth recovery from him, you must admit

- "should we get boba on the way ?" You said standing up and dusting your shirt

- "you bet."

[dawndelion-winery]

I will touch your head and ruffle up your many minutes spent hard work tidied up hair into a bird’s nest and stare straight into your eyes with no remorse and run away

Well, predictable as you may see me to be, you are still unable to predict my hidden identity now, is that not so, dearest Diluc kisser who still wishes to go back into denial? (after all I can’t allow you to have the ability of hunting me down) /lh

- 🌹

How dare you-

Go ruffle Lucluc's hair, he could use a bit of stress, smh, the redhead. I don't know how manz got all of Mondstadt simping for him looking like a dork but ok