#mandudedad

[mandudedad]

I'm 45 and officially fit into the same sizes as when I was 20?! <mostly 😂>

Waist: 32

Dress Shirt: 15/32

T-shirt: Med (though I prefer larges or xls)

Dress pants...I shrunk an inch already soooo...32/29 😳

I was 5'7" now 5'6" 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[suzzelizabeth-blog]

My Tumblr Crushes:

thesallingstreet

josiepoeandthepussycats

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joyunending

gratefulmama12

crystallizedmoons

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gleekgoingwild

[twintasticfour]

mandudedad reblogged your post and added:

Dude, f@ck that sh!+…pardon my french but you are...

Thanks dude!  People just baffle me anymore.  It's like you constantly have to be on edge around everyone to protect your family.  How is that any way to live?    And I'm with you on the dudes with the car, somebody would have to get popped!  Rep that dad shit man!

[thebiscuitlimo]

I hate eggs. Not the taste, the texture. The ONLY type of egg I can eat without gagging is scrambled and they have to be hard-scrambled, not a bit of fluid to them. Otherwise, the smell or sight of an egg can make me vomit.

[goat-bonks]

It's such a bonding experience. I love watching Charlie explore everything. Like the way her toys move and the way the water shifts around. And then the fact that when she's done she just crawls over to me and lays down on me just makes it's so special. :)

[raisingbabyalfie]

I am going to tomorrow, i'm in bed atm but my boyfriend is sat on the floor in our own flat cause he is sprawled across the sofa. stupid twat.

[mandudedad]

Damn Sciatica again...😵😵😵

[mandudedad]

Ugh...2 factions of neighborhood kids are fighting and our kids (& house) are in the middle 😑

Now I'm being the Mediator for a bunch of kids that I don't even know, just so it doesn't escalate more 🤬

[mandudedad]

Ahhhh...Back to School. Crazy bus schedules and snotty noses lol. 3 weeks in and already brought something home 😅🤢🤧😵‍💫

[mandudedad]

Omg Omg OMFG...

I watching my music feeds (cleaning lol) and Zombie was on and Annalisa walked by singing...

Dig through the ditches

And burn through the witches

And slam in the...

She's 6.

😄😆😅🤣😂🤯🤟🤘

[mandudedad]

Today...was the Day...I created a Multi-Worksheet Pivot Table! 🤣🤓

[mandudedad]

Kids playing on the new...Grass?! Its been a couple months since we redid the "yard" and surprisingly the grass grew!!!

[mandudedad]

I did something?! I grew grass!!! 😂

[mandudedad]

Almost 45 yo and this is the 1st time I've ever replaced the back tire of a 10 speed...And it took us (Daughter n I) an hour! 😆 She got tired and was like...Dad you suck, I'm out. ROFL. I've changed bike tires before but for 10 speeds I always took them in, but decided it was time. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[mandudedad]

Damnz it...RIP, LIL BUDDY 😭

This wasnt his normal enclosure...We took him to ER and they tried everything they could, we did too, but he still passed. Going to have to tell kids in morning, this sucks.

[mandudedad]

I Did Something!!! 🤣

Apparently my b!tching got my Son's online school to correct their curriculum...

They said they got everyone together to review the 6th grade math course and redid it based on my <cough, cough> "Feedback", included removing and rewording material..It also includes changes to the rest of his year.

As a reminder...