#manda and Anko do not get along for some reason or another

[dark-elf-writes]

So you know how Naruto has the Uzu sea serpent summons? I imagine he has like the ancient greek version of the language and anyone that tries to talk to him in “common snake” sounds like y'all'd've'f'i'd've so Anko’s attempts are forever doomed.

Language elitist Naruto is so fucking funny to me now.

Naruto who is a stickler for snake language but also speaks fox which is like the most incomprehensible version of canine language but Kakashi speaks bastardized dog and wolf so he would never call him out on it so they’re both just using the most horrific slang back and forth.

The first time Kiba heard it he cried. Akamaru covered his ears