#man-ipulating and malewifing his way to victory

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

checklist <3

Send  “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

I find you to be: [x] interesting [ ] cute [x] attractive [x] sexy [x] reassuring [x] intimidating -- "It's natural for beautiful people to be intimidating." [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should: [x] talk more [x] hang out more [x] date [ ] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would: [x] just hang out [x] talk about deep stuff [x] cuddle [x] go to bed together (to sleep) [x] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested --((not yet [ ] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be: [x] a "chaste" press of lips [x] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [x] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [x] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be: [x] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [x] against the nearest wall [x] fantastic [ ] awkward [ ] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would: [x] cuddle you [x] offer you breakfast [ ] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out [ ] demand to know how you got there [ ] scream