platthobart
a stone cold bitch with ice water in my veins
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at this point i'm just a sad bisexual mess | @theatricellie on tiktok | broadway and the politician content mostly
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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me af
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Mood
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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shoulders like a queen, hips like a whore
and that’s on horse girl.
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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MY BODY IS NOT A TEMPLE
it’s more like a bar and grill
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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this has no right to hit me in the feels as hard as it did 
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Teach them how to say goodbye To say goodbye, say goodbye One last time
-Hamilton the Musical 
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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i hate that no one's talking about The Politician 'cause it has trans actors, and disabled actors playing disabled characters, and genuinely good bi representation and MAN THE SOUNTRACK SLAPS
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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The Politician: That’s what gays do, munch butts and celebrate Halloween
Us:
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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newsies in 2019
Race: HEY! THAT’S MY JUUL
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platthobart · 5 years ago
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most underrated song of musicals
Dear Evan Hansen: If I Could Tell her
Book of Mormon: I Am Africa
Six: No Way
Newsies: Once And For All
Falsettos: You Gotta Die Sometime
Everybody’s Talking About Jamie: The Wall in My Head
In The Heights: Piragua
Hadestown: Our Lady of the Underground
The Last Five Years: A Summer in Ohio
Come From Away: Darkness and Trees
Spring Awakening: The Dark I Know Well
Rent: Santa Fe
Waitress: Never Ever Getting Rid of Me
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: Pierre
Should I do a part 2?
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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i’m breaking [way] down [hadestown]
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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hi
i’d just like to say that i’d do literally anything to hear idina menzel sing “so big/so small”
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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now it’s my turn to badly explain some musical songs
28 Hours/Wherever We Are (Come From Away): imagine dating someone with the same name as you lol
I Don’t Need Your Love (Six): Which Schuyler sister is this??
A Summer in Ohio (TL5Y): Sorry Ohioans this is just a straight up roast but who cares honestly because Anna Kendrick is a GODDESS
You And Me (But Mostly Me) (Book of Mormon): When you have to do the entire group project by yourself
Hard To Be The Bard (Something Rotten): by FAR Christian Borle’s most underrated performance
Pierre (Great Comet): *insert middle-aged Russian man bitching about some serious teen angst issues*
What You Own (Rent): *teen angst by grown men part two*
Mama Who Bore Me Reprise (Spring Awakening): *teen angst by actual teens?????*
Cell Block Tango (Chicago): Ex-Wives but sexy
Why We Build The Wall (Hadestown): Dear god I hope this is not a political statement
Papi Hears The Ocean (The Band’s Visit): The most!!! relatable shit!! Ever!! Because girls!!
Work of Art (ETAJ): Wow Miss Hedge is a bitch
It Won’t Be Long Now (In The Heights): Did you mean: every high school theatre kid fantasizing about moving to NYC (except apparently vanessa is already there??)
Never Ever Getting Rid of Me (Waitress): This is the theatre equivalent of Ben Platt’s Share Your Address
I’m Breaking Down (Falsettos): can somEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS POOR WOMAN A HUG
The World Will Know (Newsies): H a t s. Think long and hard about it, jack. 
The Gods Love Nubia (Aida): THIS IS VOCAL HEAVEN IDC WHAT Y’ALL HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT HEATHER HEADLEY PLEASE ADOPT ME
Land of Lola (Kinky Boots): Is this James Charles at Coachella??
Whipped Into Shape (Legally Blonde): You can lose 20 pounds just by listening to this lmao
Pretty Funny (Dogfight): STOP MAKING ME CRY LINDSAY MENDEZ EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU V MUCH
I Resolve (She Loves Me): YAS GIRL y’all don’t need a manz bringing y’all down!
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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taking a standardized state test
brain: i’m gonna do it
me: don’t you dare-
brain: i’m gonna do it and yoU CAN’T FUCKING STOP ME
me: heY I SAID NO-
brain: LISTEN UP LET ME TELL YOU A ST O O R Y a story that you think you’ve GOT NOTHING TO SAY IM NOT GOING AWAY THERE’S NOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY  w O w ANNE WAY TO MAKE THE COUNTRY HATE YOU  M A T E what was i meant to do??????? soRRY NOT SORRY- my looooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeee is set in  s t o n e [sharp pause] yyyYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH DAS IST GUT OOO JAAAA okay ladies, let’s get in reformatioN  T A L L  L A R G E  H E N R Y  T H E  E I G H T H supremeheadofthechruchofengland it’s time to rise a-b-o-o-o-OOOOOOOOVE!! it’s NOT WHAT went down in his-tor-yyyyy but toNIGHT IM SINGING THIIIIIIIIIS FOR MEEEEE WE’RE ONE OF A KIND NO CATEGORY TWO MANY YEARS LOST IN HIS STORY WE’RE FREEEEE TO TAKE OUR CROWNING GLORY FOR FIVE!!!! MORE!!!! MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we’re SIX SIX!!!!!!
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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...and that’s the tea, sis,
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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screw hogwarts houses
i wanna know which queen from SIX identifies with your soul 
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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ok but like,, if you think about it,,
DIVORCED: Catherine of Aragon and Anna of Cleves were (based on their songs at least) the badassiest of all these badass women. Honestly, the amount of BDE from these two is enough to send someone into cardiac arrest.
BEHEADED: Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard (again, based on their songs, at least) were the flirtatious ones. It was more of a way of life for Howard, whereas Boleyn used it for revenge.
DIED/SURVIVED: Among these six incredible, strong women, Jane Seymour and Catherine Parr were the most level-headed and rational (SERIOUSLY I AM JUST GOING OFF OF THE SONGS/CHARACTERS HERE DON’T @ ME). They were the backbones of the queens and probably the best role models.
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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anna of cleves
more like anna of cleavage because my girl has big tit energy and honestly?? WE STAN A QUEEN (literally)
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platthobart · 6 years ago
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SIX queens as zodiac signs
Catherine of Aragon- Taurus, Pisces
Anne Boleyn- Libra, Gemini
Jane Seymour- Cancer, Virgo
Anna of Cleves- Scorpio, Sagittarius
Katherine Howard- Leo, Aries
Catherine Parr- Aquarius, Capricorn
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