#man i was so confident abt that one fjkdk spanish grammar gets me again

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In my head, q!Philza and q!Missa's relationship is the definition of undefined ((which is really funny now that I type it out lmao)). They've decided to completely sidestep concrete labels and use everything: husband, partner, boyfriend, friend, dumbass---whatever feels right (or whatever's funniest) in the moment. Phil tends to do introductions for them as, "Hi I'm Phil I'm Missa's husband and this is Missa, my friend... The fuck you mean 'that's confusing' I just spelled it out for you pretty clearly." Whenever someone tries to ask them something along the lines of, "So are you husbands/boyfriends/etc?" Phil---who knows that he'll take way too long trying to Explain---will just shrug and Missa will answer with a simple, "Estamos juntos." (We're together.) Bottom line, though, they are really good friends.