#man i just dont get her sumtimes..

[strawberryseeded]

i bought 2 cans of energizer drinks the other day for a party (1 of my friends brought extra brut champagne) but we ended up not drinking them so i brought them back home and put them in the fridge as one does. i just noticed my mom took them out and when i asked abt it she said she "doesnt want them there" (again: in the fridge) bc "they take too much space" (again: 2 cans of speed).

[pinkseas]

GOOD EVENING NIGHTY TO U ALYYY I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE A NICE SLEEP SOON or now as i type this immediately after. ur answer because i am in the Mood like YEEHAW anyway FIRST OF ALL SIRMA'AMMX SHANNON i hope u have the bestest day too like that is both Embarrassing and an honest surprise theres someone else reading our convos at all and i did,... stumble on this one comment someone wants to read more of my xiao deadge brainrot weve been throwing back and forth that u replied (more like me crying u crying back i wipe ur tears still crying cus its all from me my fault i did this to myself) and im like SHYYY but its all out in the open on tumblr anyway so we just. yeah. YeaghHFHEHDKDJFHDHHFHDJDJFH dies in a corner cutely PATCHES THE ONLY EVER that we can trust in the most honest answers regarding blake rwby and xiao genshimpact her words only that we hold like the bible amen 🙏

"i have sm respect for it esp as like a genuine coping mechanism and i cant really speak on fics for it but the thought of xiao specifically as a character regressing is so ??? i get it in Theory but in Practice." NO BUT I GET YOU i think the interpretation can still. maybe. be put into a good way though I Cant Really See It but if whoever does esp the fics then u cant rlly debate their reason its like any other screwed up hc ppl do so yknow!! "sometimes u just gotta write fics where you baby the fave and i look away from those in general out of personal preference but i am especially looking away from ones where its xiao" with all u wrote after like i can see the point of Babying Xiao but not him going actual baby and das not good at all,... cus all i do think abt esp if zhongli treats him is those two fics i told u that gets me so hard of the old man's willingness to care for him and how hes so gentle and patient and akfkfjshhxhshdh like THAT is the type of babying but not babying i can get by like YKWIM

"there's a difference between treating someone gently knowing their strength and capability and choosing to be soft regardless in a good, respectful way, VS flat out ignoring that persons capability and strength and treating them like glass and truly believing that they could shatter at any moment if thought of any differently." im gonna be fr i did use the second option but OFC ZHONGLI DOESNT IGNORE its the fact he Knows xiao can still be,... so fragile. like (skids back like im wearing socks sliding on marble floor) ur fic where lumine holds him like shes holding the world and he cries and cries and she holds him regardless,... that type of fragility. i dont know if you rmb me talking this but i mentioned abt some other brainrot abt xiao trying to move on after the events of the chasm and how the crew And lumine And zhongli play a part of it but i didnt say that while everyone has at least a piece of their worldview given to him abt grief and loss its ultimately abt xiao and zhongli going through their conflict of each other way back since rex lapis' death,... and in the end when they resolve it, xiao had been so. so fragile. like everything reaches his breaking point and he breaks. he misses the past he misses devoting his only purpose to rex lapis whos not rex lapis anymore he misses bosacius he misses his siblings he misses the adepti he couldnt even mourn properly. and zhongli lets him mourn. and its that moment where he cries it rlly shows how small he is to the world yknow. THAT kind of guilt of acting like a child but for a person like xiao that he genuinely doesnt realize nor have the power to stop it. (and all ur comments after it jsut hits so HARDDD SO REALL)

"I JUYST WROTE LIKE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH but it was super fucking rambly in a way that made NO sense whatsoever so it is gone now goodbye </3" NO WAY…. NAUR WAY U CANT JUSR DO THAT I WANNA SEE UR WORD VOMIT TO MY WORD VOMIT TOO u said it urself sumtimes u cant get entirely what im saying I GOTTA BE CONFUSED TOO SUMTIMES EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE shakes u like a piggy bank (and like yknow every single i wrote here is unfiltered. like. i just leave in all my nonsensical rambles cus fuck it its not like i can come back to it and it perfectly encapsulates how Not Sane i am in my thoghts and i must Let you Know)

i do not have the words or thoght to respond on the xiaolumi xiao and lumine one bc everythings there already ITS ALL THERE SO BASED SO REAL so. i cant say theyre perfect for each other for the exact reason i see flaw that theyre not. i think. pettiness flowing through me that i personally see their development slow that i dont vibe with others' praises abt how glorious they are as a couple but not in how i see it KFHSHFHEHFJJEJFJ "made for each other" "their souls are fated to be together" can be so Eck to me its funny that it sounds like i hate xlmi too when i can go 30k words on it WAHAHKDJHSH am thinkinf abt ur latest post instead when the two are brought up bc my brain goes fast melts fast like putty i cannot Bother going back sumtimes but i Will Try

"idk how they put up with me fr" NO BUT. NO i also cant believe how you put up with me especially with that many paragraphs and over explaining and extremely specific views of xiao and lumine and zhongli and everyone else i drag in bc i do doubt if i am being so nitpicky abt it when i mention the gnsn commu's common views on it KFHSHFHHSHFH like, being around the community in twt or at least trying to be at the sidelines can be so. draining. that u see sm stuff that contradicts how u think and it makes u a little irritated if not scared u feel like ur the only one with this thought u feel left out. so like. its kinda ironic i found who can get me outside of twt HAJFKSJFJ

"it takes xiao and lumine a long time to develop a very close friendship" has been important to me for a long time since i knew their potential, and ive been doing this even before them like 😭😭😭😭 exploring love in a way that it isnt romantic love. that it doesnt have to be them kissing to make them official, that their close friendship is that fruitful result they grew which makes it personally hard to me that them being a couple and doing sims woohoo feels like its lost entirely for that "new stage in life". and i do take them realistically i do try my hardest to make them make even a little sense bc i want them to be as human as they are, although they were never human in the first place. not just exploring abt live but exploring abt how humanity works in teyvat,... about how to live,... and that matters sm to me ughghhdh post-teyvat where they do kinda maybe be 'official', but thats after all the hardship all the misunderstandings they went during teyvat. during conflict. and once everythings peaceful do they try to let go and make their bond simply work and THATS SO IMPORTANT TO MEEEE

though dont take my pov too heavily bc i did have my moot who knows abt my xlmi views and how i speak them so delicately and aggressively (gentle) passionate that theyre even cautious abt speaking their ideas to me i felt legit bad 💔💔 like SURE THEYRE SUPER IMPORTANT TO ME i would fight anyone who wants to rebuke my ideals but not those who just wants to be around and share the sillies with me like AUGH I HOPE THAT THIS IS EVEN A LITTLE BIT COHERENT TO U SKSKHFJSHFHD 

"me sitting here like a small child drawing them as stick figures holding hands and smiling “and then they were BEST friends <3” I MEAN WITH ALL THE SHT I SAID I DO THIS TOO FR sumtiems u get super analytic like a scientist lookijg thru their science thingamajigs to cure cancer sumtimes you go goofy ahh my blorbos i think theyre very neat tgt and we're so real for that <33333

GOOD MORNING BESTIEEEEEEEE <3333333

"(more like me crying u crying back i wipe ur tears still crying cus its all from me my fault i did this to myself)" NO BC THIS IS SO REAL LITERALLY

"PATCHES THE ONLY EVER that we can trust in the most honest answers regarding blake rwby and xiao genshimpact her words only that we hold like the bible amen 🙏" patches says xiao genshin impact is the only man ever and honestly i agree

"like THAT is the type of babying but not babying i can get by like YKWIM" I KNOW WHAT U MEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"im gonna be fr i did use the second option but" NO BC LIKE i didnt word that right i know what u mean and like. idk. u dont do it in a bed or weird or disrespectful way yknow ???? you do it Right you do it so fawking well it makes me so insane and for what

"and in the end when they resolve it, xiao had been so. so fragile. like everything reaches his breaking point and he breaks. he misses the past he misses devoting his only purpose to rex lapis whos not rex lapis anymore he misses bosacius he misses his siblings he misses the adepti he couldnt even mourn properly. and zhongli lets him mourn. and its that moment where he cries it rlly shows how small he is to the world yknow" o(-( crying shaking bawling sobbing GODDDDDDD i see it. i see the vision i get it i Understand dear fucking LORD im so. explodes. learning to live for yourself missing the simplicity of the past missing those youve lost it is all So Fucking Hard and for what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"shakes u like a piggy bank" DORRYYYYYYYYYY next time that happens i wll just keep the paragraph i pinkie prommy <333333 just for u bestie anything for u bestie

""made for each other" "their souls are fated to be together" can be so Eck to me" BIGGEST HANDSHAKE EMOJI EVER its so weird like sometimes in writing specifically i really love it but its one of those like. i appreciate it when its Not Real but if it were ever real or if ppl ever truly believed that other ppl or any charactesr were 'made for each other' or 'fated' i would expldoea nd die /neg ITS SO WEIRD i cant Properly describe how i love it a lot in specific ways but then hate it so bad in other ways its soooo. man

"i also cant believe how you put up with me especially with that many paragraphs and over explaining and extremely specific views of xiao and lumine and zhongli and everyone else i drag in" are u kidding me ur paragraphsg and explaining are the Best Things Ever In The Whole Entire Universe i adore and cherish it every single time without fail. something something not "putting up with" or "dealing with" just love just care <- doesnt know how words work or how to describe things

everything abt the way u talk abt xiaolumi is so. pleading face emoji x1000000000 im just. smdnfmsdngnfdkg GOD

"like SURE THEYRE SUPER IMPORTANT TO ME i would fight anyone who wants to rebuke my ideals but not those who just wants to be around and share the sillies with me like AUGH I HOPE THAT THIS IS EVEN A LITTLE BIT COHERENT TO U" no i know exactly what you mean dw !!!!!!! and its weird for me specifically/personally bc like. on one hand im still working on The Thing where if Someone I Care About has an opinion thats different from mine my instinct is "oh, my opinion is Wrong and theirs is Right" and that used to be SAURRRRR bad and there's a little bit of influence still BUT!!!! character growth character development i am so much better at keeping my own thoughts and hcs now and not twisting and changing them the split second someone says otherwise...... like the past few months especially ive gotten SO good at it its unreal i feel like an actual person now. and like i fully understand the fear of "oh no what if i make them feel like they cant talk about THEIR thoughts" but w/ us specifically too its like. i love hearing about your thoughts So Fucking Much whther theyre super similar or super different from my own, and partially bc of that i am 100% ok with sharing my own thoughts even if i feel like they're silly or know they'll be different from yours. idk if you were like a Stranger stranger (which is so funny to say all things considered) id probably be all polite but in the bad way where i listened and then agreed and didnt give my own thoughts but its YOU so i give all of my own thoughts i give every thought ive ever had and i feel totally comfortable doing so <- word vomit paragraph bc im delirious but im also too delirious to reword it into somethign more coherent dorry </333

"sumtiems u get super analytic like a scientist lookijg thru their science thingamajigs to cure cancer sumtimes you go goofy ahh my blorbos i think theyre very neat tgt and we're so real for that <33333" REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL we literally are so real for that. man. i love that for us sm <333

ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i hope u have been doing well i hope ur day today goes amazingly i hope u get some good rest tonight or maybe during the day idk i hope school stuff is going well and finally if anything goes wrong or bad i am beating it up with my tiny baby fists peace and love goodnight <3

[cassyapper]

bless you @bisexyofficial

i’ll put a cut so ppl who dont wanna see it dont have to wade through my ramblings but

jonathan joestar’s whole life was a tragedy nd im tired of pretending it’s not

tw suicide btw

i have been thinking abt this for so long and i only recently figured out how to word it so let’s go

first things first;;; he’s in a carriage accident as a child, in which his mother dies while protecting him from the brunt of impact. i have no doubt in my MIND george kinda blames jonathan for his wife’s death because of this (ill get back to why i think so in a minute). but even if george didn’t, it seems like it’s in jonathan’s nature to blame himself as well

i think that’s why he tries so hard to be the hero (for example, when he steps in to help erina even though he was no match at all for the bullies). he wants to pay it forward if you will; he thinks he’s living on borrowed time, and he doesn’t want to carry that debt longer than he must, which in this case would mean...dying for the good of someone else asap. not good!

so frankly already i think he was never in the best place mentally but he was like okay relative to how bad it would get.

but then dio ~the invader~

dio comes in with the life mission of making jonathan so miserable he kills himself so that he can have all the joestar inheritance. jonathan no doubt picked up on this, considering dio was never subtle about it lol

i think the only reason he didnt go along with it is because, especially in western christain culture at the time, suicide was seen as the easy way out/a sin/something selfish, which wasnt how jonathan wanted to go. he wanted to kill himself sure but he wanted the benefit of the doubt regarding it and he wanted it to be because he was saving someone else

my proof of this line of thinking is all very subtle but it is there and it’s all in the fact that jonathan does nothing to stop dio from tormenting HIM. when he lashes out a dio, it’s only when dio drags others into their feud, like erina and danny and later george and eventually windknights lot. but when it was just him? jonathan took it and swallowed it and did nothing in retaliation. because he though he deserved it

this lack of action is echoed in how he just takes his father’s abuse as well; george jumped on the opportunity to belittle jonathan (such as the dinner table manners bs/otherwise always comparing jonathan to dio in a way “why cant you be more like him” way) and always believed dio over jonathan when they squabbled bc, as mentioned earlier, he blames jonathan for his wife’s death and he loves having some reason to be mad at jonathan. jonathan just takes it and accepts the unfair punishments (such as when george literally STARVED HIM, A GROWING PRETEEN BOY) because again, he believes he deserves it. he believes he is inherently bad

this line of thinking would also explain why he never tries to reconnect with erina until theyre adults and erina initiates it; he doesnt want her to be targeted because of HIM again. he wont drag her back into his messes for the selfish reason of him wanting her company

so. jonathan doesnt like himself. he is perfectly fine with others using him as their emotional/physical punching bag but he will get upset if others get involved

jonathan is selfless to a fault and it really really hurts, u guys. it’s born out of love for others but also a disdain for himself and that hurts

but anyway

then george dies when jonathan is only 19 and even though george was abusive to jonathan, jonathan still mourns him because he felt like he deserved that abuse. and to add salt to the wound, george dies in jonathan’s place iirc so jonathan just feels. awful. fuck god fuck. especially bc he died cause dio got obsessed with a mask JONATHAN left where he could find. obviously it’s not jonathan’s fault for real but this man will perform mental gymnastics to make himself out to be the one to blame because it’s how he’s lived his whole life and it’s how he stomached pain his whole life. it’s easier to take things if u think u deserve them

anyway anyway then part 1 main events. zeppeli, the only real father figure in jonathan’s life, dies, also in place of jonathan. i have no doubt in my mind jonathan feels like he’s a curse onto his loved ones at this point, if he hadn’t thought so earlier; a bad luck charm. after all, the later generations of joestar gotta get it from somewhere-

anyway this death does fuel jonathan enough to kill dio rather than any notions he mightve had of just dying heroically in the fight. esp because dio was gonna continue hurting people if he wasn’t stopped. so jonathan kills him rather than falling into a self-destructive fate

we see, when jonathan weeps over dio’s “death”, that he is sad over this death. most of this is bc dio was a brother in some measure to him since dio changed tactics of how he’d swipe the joestar fortune and became a little more amicable toward jonathan for a handful of years, as well as the fact that he now had time to properly mourn zeppeli/his father now. but i feel like another death he was mourning in this instance was less dio/his father/zeppeli, and more the death of his self-blame line of thought

 killing dio, a man who had become a symbol for jonathan’s self-blame and self-disdain, was a big stepping stone in jonathan’s healing i feel like. he’s gotta work on it obviously but i think at this point, when he had the guts to kill dio while also being self-preservative, he was ready to start trying to live for himself in addition to his loved ones. he was ready to unshoulder the guilt he had felt his whole life. he was ready to heal, because erina, speedwagon, and zeppeli showed him he had something inside him that was worth loving. and he might not have gotten it then but with time...maybe he would

he finally starts piecing a life together, a real life. he marries erina, he’s besties with speedwagon, he gets a new home, it’s good, it’s good, he is starting to become happy in life and happy he’s alive for the first time since he can remember

but then it turns out dio is not actually dead and he infiltrated jonathan’s honeymoon ship specifically because it was jonathan’s and he kills almost everyone on board while he’s there. erina is in danger again. a child is in danger. and much like dio was never actually dead, neither was his tendency to shoulder blame and self-disdain

basically, as a result of this jarring situation on a day that was supposed to be one of the happiest of his life, jonathan is thrown back to his 12 year old mindset; it was fine if it was just him. he can die heroically via fighting someone as vile as dio (which in my opinion is why dio even got the jump on him via the laser eyes in the first place; jonathan shouldve been able to dodge that........but w/e). but he can’t let this happen to the world. he can’t let this happen to erina. he needs her to get away from him and thus, the danger

and well, we know how part one ends. jonathan gets his wish. he dies alone with the person he hates most, having relapsed all the healing he had done. he dies a heroic death rather than a “shameful” one of suicide. he dies blaming himself for this mess, just how he had lived most of his life

jonathan is a tragedy. he is shouldered blame unfairly given to him from his father, dio, and he himself his whole fucking life. when he finally, finally has the chance to start healing and making peace with himself, dio kills him, and in addition to that, jonathan’s last acts are the results of a mental rebound from a healthier mindset to a unhealthy one, that culminates in his death. he is alone with the person who is representative of all that made his life shit when he dies

and dawg...it hurts so bad. fucking jonathan joestar

anyway this is why comments abt how nice he is make me so sad sumtimes, especially when it’s re how forgiving/”gentlemanly” he is. it’s bc he felt he deserved that hurt in the first place so of course he wouldn’t hold it against them. he’s kinda shocked someone would feel guilty over it in the first place, but he’s happy to forgive because he doesnt think a slight occured because he thinks he deserved it, which we can see in speedwagon’s introduction

anyway jonathan is as much of a tragedy as the rest of the joestars i need people to acknowledge this. im in tears

[papasbabymommyslittleone]

vee’s (new) introduction   ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

helo   ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎ฅ˒˒  my name is vee , i use she/her and  fae/faer pronouns (heres how to use fae/faer !) later in this post i  say mor abt my gender !

um  , im a age regresor nd this blog is for  me n my family to talk abt that stuf ..,  i regress to (mama says)  2-24 months , so i am  very small bby   (˃͈ ༝ ˂͈๑)

my regresion is becaus of anxiety and other stuf  and its involuntry and  now my therapist helps with it too !   o oh  and i dont rlly rember much of it when i get big again !  papa said its “all encompasing” ..,,,  and i am sumtimes half regresed but  i think  i a,m  always at least  a littl bit baby , so m very sensitiv  and pls dont b mean

um logan is my mama  and patton is my papa and ro is my big brother !! i lov them all lots and pls  dont b mean to them either  !   ฅ⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ  or i nibbl  u .....,. m  i hav janus too , he is my  biological father but i call him janus .. but he is rly nice abt my regresion and sumtimes he says helo ! uh but he doesnt  look after me or anythin ..

i am autistic too ,  it  makes up lots of who i am and stuf   um like i cant look at bright ight and lots of food and textures hurt , sumtimes im nonverbal and hav meltdowns  - jus lots of stuf, m sensitiv .. but i like bein autistic !

     i  rly rly rly rlyl  like sanrio !! its my special interest and  my favorits are my sweet piano and my melody and korilakkuma and hello kitty ! ≡(๑ᴖ ༝ᴖ)≡   and i rly like cinamoroll and  wish me mell  too and  um    lots of em !   i like em all  rly !

papa said i can say mor about baby me .. um  baby me cries lots and likes cuddls n rattles and soft toys n bottles  n dummies (pacis but  i like the british word beter !)  and um . and diapers  (pls dont b mean)  oh oh but when im baby i dont speak good  so i call those things cubbles n wawas n softies n babas n umys n bipas !  nd i like bunnies n kittys  ／(｡･༝･｡)＼   =･༝･=

my gender identity

i use the fae/faer  and she/her pronouns !  im  not cis !! but i dont rlly like saying i am trans or nonbinary ,  i jus like bein myself  and being myself is like this  with lots of skirts n dresses  and prety stuff and these pronouns !  i jus dont feel comfy with a label rite now  mayb itll change but  for now im hapy jus bein me

    with stuff i like bein called , i like bein called a girl  even if i dont think im a trans girl !  i just like bein called nicknames with the word girl in  like um papa calls me babygirl and flower girl    (´͈ ᵕ `͈๑) n that makes me hapy     and i like bein calld  roman’s little sister ! um and pretty and cute and princess , i like all thos things and  my family and also  ppl on this blog  call me those  (●≧ ༝ ≦●)

pls dont call me ro ro’s brother ,..  that makes me feel yuck  and i dont wana be called  a boy or guy or dude  or anythin masculine  especially man and sir and mr  make me like dis     o(*˃̶᷄ ༝ ˂̶᷄)o    and  i rlly  dont feel comfy with he/him  or they/them pronouns anymor !  pls no he or they

um ..,, okai think its all don now , im sory i made it lots of talkin ,, mama said i should include this stuf tho !  bybye thank u for readin , pls hav flowa  ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞✿

and im gona start signing off with this now ! -  =･༝･=

[mekatrio]

the only things i really liked about advent children were marlene characterization, addition of denzel(although his character was regrettably less fleshed out), cool fight scenes and vincent being absolutely hilarious. aside from that everything is so fucking WACK. i know advent children was like completely money-motivated which is why they just fiddled the canon to get another sephiroth vs cloud. but like having sephiroth resurrect in canon after the og plot really undermines the og ending like mannn seeing cloud banish sephiroth from his mind(and apparently the lifestream? idk a video said thats what happened) was a very berry good, Final ending. that finality is just pulled under the rug when hes bought back thru some wishy washy geostigma shit...

also aeris and zacks depiction in the film pisses me off lol. like not the way they appear but the fact theyre like fuckin communicating with cloud somehow.... like WOT. (the one instance i will forgive is when zack offers cloud help during the seph fight cuz that was thematically fitting and cuz like. since cloud embraced zacks dreams it makes sense that hes like. "talking to himself/talking to himself which is based of zack". if u get it then you get it.) like what made aeris death so effective(and by extension zack) was that it was realistic. we dont meet her fucking ghost or anything after her death(yes i know theres that easter egg in the church BUT THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN...), the last words u hear from here are those in that dream. once she dies u never ever get to hear her speak, shes missing from the whole showdown with sephiroth, bc she is DEAD. shes gone. it can be argued that zack communicates with cloud after his death as those voices in his head, but that could be much more easily be viewed as an allusion of clouds severe trauma. zack and aeris gets no parting words in the og(my man zack doesnt even get an fmv LMAO), no reappearance in the ending(aside from the last thematic shot of aeris), nothing like that... that is death. that is loss. they are gone and there will always be that missing piece and its not going to get filled, bc death is final.

BUT THEN ADVENT CHILDREN SPITS ON THAT AND IS LIKE huwaowkakwhw ACTUALLY aeris is still conscious and ~Kind Of Alive~ in the lifestream because she is an ✨Ancient✨and consciousness never ends if ur a cetra i guess. and she can talk to cloud sumtimes because WHYYYYY NOT and also ZACK CAN TOO because. uh. hes friends with aeris? 🙃 like ok that completely ruins all the finality and messages about death the og game conveyed UGHHHHHHHH ok. Ok

BUT PUTTING THAT SHIT ASIDE.... geostigma is sooooo fucking weird??? like i get what it is jenovas infection in the lifestream bla blah bla but like. WHAT DOES THIS BRING TO THE TABLE. its just like "wow life after meteor sure does suck!" like yes it does BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TOO.... literally i cant understand what geostigma does to the story aside from building a premise to have the climatic seph and cloud fight. like i honestly think they were like 'we gotta animate seph and cloud fighting' and just built a barely held together storyline that let that happen.. yeesh

[sharpieismywarpaint]

RULEZ! answer 21 questions, then tag 21 ppl!

YAY BEST DAY EVAR WUT ANSWERING USELASS KWESTIUNS IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY XOXOXO 4 TAGGING ME @xxadam-antidotexx​

nickname: “ummm... Y r u eating all teh eggo wafflez at teh afterskewl committee PLZLEAVETHX X0″ i lubs this 1 cuz its what errybody is always saying 2 me. If u donut want 2 call me my official name (Mike Krotch B-]) then U can also call meh shaggy 2 dope

zodiac: capricorn.. according 2 all youze tumblr astrology posts im supposed 2 B the serious 1?? BOO bitch moan whine wut.

height: 5'3 but i stand next 2 short pepuls all the time so that i l00k taller i’m sumthing of a genious B]

last movie i saw: beverly hills chihuahuas It’s on FXX rn & the mexican chihuahua just said oh my tacos to the beverly chihuahua omg. I kno its just cuz they legits couldnt figure out how else to make it obvious itza poc-puppy but i am seriousleh considurring incorperating OH MY TACOS! into meh everyday vocab. GET CABLE BEYOTCHEZ!

last thing i googled: spitfire 99a 52mm. (Thos R my skateboard wheel measurements cuz i broke mah old 1s. o well at least it sounds badass on teh internets, gaiz?)

favourite musician: mindless self indulgence. JIMMY PEE MAN IZ dOpE.

song stuck in my head: rich girl gwen stafanafani cuz its in the beverly hills chihuahua soundtrack & iZ playing rn. also coco jambo becuz some1 had that as her autoplay on her blog..

other blogz: i have my main & my art blog i-dee-kay if i alreddy linked teh art blog on here or sumthing butt its @tonyhawkofficial 

followerz: 727 oh gawd i barely evan look at my follower count cuz numburrs stress me out but dat iz a LOT i mean i culd organize a rave or sumthing IRL <3

following: 179 & even then most of it iz inactive blogs Ono

amount of sleep: ~7h butt dubble that on the weekends. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

lucky number: 13 perHAPS. it iz just 2 spookay.

dream job: ceo of a powerful companey and i ware cat eye glasses all the time and throw money at people who want it while driving around in mah honda civic and I also have a feather boa but when midnite strikes my secret identitty is a really good glostick raver and i come to yur party and rave teh nite away with ppl on ecstacy or sumthing & then I go olone into teh desert and turn into mathematical equations. Plz & thankyouse. 

what im wearing: shirt I got when I went 2 florida a century ago i wuz like 9 years it has a gator on it & these orange parachute pants they look EXACTLY like the 1s christina wears in the genie in a bottle video let me show yu gaiz these bootaykicking pants later 2day okai!

favourite food: OMG TUMBLR RESET TEH NUMBERS!! F U TUMBLR!!!! O ya and while I’m at it WHY DIDN’T I GET TEH MEMO DAT I WUZ TAGGED IN SUMTHING UNTIL I CHACKED MEH ACTIVITY GRAPH MEHSELVES, HMMMMMM?? Listen Tumblrs U  R really addiction central sumtimes but U SUCKS! n. e. way have yu gaiz ever had a white castle slider... I luuubs the jalepeno ones. O yesh. Also reeses (which iz also meh favorite malcolm in the middle character which i watched the entirety of dis week 4 sum gawrshdang reason, YAY!)

language: english (JK, ive actaully been faking it this whole tiems :D), korean, rellay crappy fijian evan though I spent meh whole childhood thare WUT? a little french hon hon hon & spanish 

can i play an instrument: i can plink a mean piano... but mostleh the guitar. Trying 2 learn sum lemon demon songs on there cuz knowledge is power!? I can serenade U with a sublime song or sum nirvana songs if U liek.

favourite song: the chaccaron maccaron song XDDD. Um forreal I dont wanna say sum msi song becuz i am feeling UNPREDICTABUL 2nite how about ravers fantasy by tune up its like teh classic? Or maybe teh entirety of the first happy 2B hardcore CD idk i alwaez just listen to teh whole album in 1 go & pretend its just 1 song anywai. Happy 2b hardcore roolz guys liek anabolic frolics entire discography i mean relly hamana hamana.

random fact: in 2012 I met 1 of teh kids who yelled aye aye captain in teh spongebob theme song OMG cray-zee i wuz liek OH U KID, TIGER!! but his dad worked on spengebeb so yea he relly did do it frickin ruled

describe yourself using aesthetic things!: a-aesthetic thing... dafuq is an aestheitc thing? Kittehs. Boobies. Winamp mp3s. Randumz pandumbs. Kandi. Glostix. KANDI KANDI KANDEEEHH. Wheeee. IDK WHAT 2 DU HERE I AM SHAMEFACED D:

i tag: @tyleroakley @trishapaytas @bob (not a real gai I just luvs teh name bob. Beb.) @amelia-lb <--- porn bot that just followed meh that i have 2 applaud for persistence & ANYBODEH READING THIS RN OKIE i freaking lubs haveing an xCuse 2 do these things.

SORRZ IF I RUINED UR DASH 4EVER! KLOVECHUBAI KISSIES & GLOMPZ ^^^ <---(kawaii triclops)

[samkat10423]

Adventures With Theo - 02-22-2012, 09:48 AM

Hi again! It's me, Theo Kaplinski! Bet you fergot all about me, didn't you? That's 'kuz, I'm a "totally banausic, witless airhead!" At least, that's what Kayana says, so it must be true, 'kuz she knows EVRETHIN!!!! Jist ask her. Anyways, a lot has hapined sinz I last talked to you! First off, we had a BIG time chanj! We went from 1.26 to 1.29! Evreone around here was debatin' wether or not it was a good idea. I thot maybe it was, but nobody cared about my thots. (That was around the time, Kayana first started kallin me a banausic airhead.) But the EP Koncil voted, and desided to go ahead with it. Kayana didn't want to listen to "the old blow-heart." Some gooroo dude. But it was on the TV at werk, so of 'korz evreone at the diner stopped to hear what was said. Akording to the Leader of Sim Nation, "worse-case scenario means a complete re-install, but we have weathered through those storms before, and prevailed! And, good citizens, unlike the previous disasters of last Fall, we have been able to prepare for the coming change, by storing copies of our accomplishments in a safe place!" (I copied that part out of the newsiepapers at werk. I'm not too sure about the spellin' tho.) Anyways, the Installer did it, and we servived! Had to live through a few rough days without the "Nraas Oversight Committee," while they revyooed Koncilman Twallan's updated laws, and desided which ones to adopt. But soon evrething was back up and runnin again. Sumone down at the diner said that she red that, that Agnes Crumplybottoms leyde gave Mrs. Alto sum "bribe money to push through some 'limiting usage' laws." I didn't know what that meened, so I asked Emma Hatch, and she said that kids can no longer stand on chairs pretendin to be kings, and you can't just skinny dip whenevre you want, or slippyslide or play with sprinklers, and things like that. 'Kuz Ms. Crumblybottoms doesn't, "think it's seemly." Seems kinda meen to me. But again, nobody cares what I think. So where was I....? Oh yeah! Last time I talked to you, I was on my way to find a job. And jist as I was leavin our lot - well, akshoolee it wasn't our lot. 'Kuz like that meen man said, we were just sorta livin there without permiss.... without askin.... Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I almost fergot! Kayana is gettin married! And you'll never guess to who! Mr. Meenie!!!! Yeah, I was totally serprized too! And he even has a real name! Ikan Fixit! So when Kayana marries him, she'll be Kayana Fixit. Is that cool, or what!!!

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Afore I fergets, you may have nodezd that my talkin and spellin is waaay beder. That's 'kuz Skriva is pruv-reedin my jernl for me. Kayana found it one day and red it and sayed I made her look stoopid. 'Kuz she says I cant spell. So Skriva sayd she'd help me. Leestwaz with their talkin. How niz is that!

Anyways, on my way to town, I met some really cool leydez. I saw them, pickin up scrap, on the lot across the street from where we were livin, and desided to stop and talk to them. 'Kuz I'm frenlee, doncha know. Turns out it wasn't a jengkyard at all, but their houz! The one girl showed me the plague in their front yard. Said the town can't tear the plaz down, 'kuz it's a hysterical landmark. And the city koncil can't evikt them, 'kuz they're "granfaterd in."

I dont really know what that meens, but she says it's b'kuz they were bio-enjened there, when it was known as Envious Labretorez. They even showed me the room where it was done, but I didn't really like it too much. They yoozhulee keep it locked, 'kuz there's still elektrekalmagots.... errrr... sparkly thingies shootin off.

They offered to let me stay and have some lunch, but I told them I had to find a job, 'kuz we'd been irected from where we were stayin. And guess what!! They told me, we cood stay with them. For free! How cool is that!! And then Annie, she's the older Simdroid....Oooh! That's what they're kalled. Anyways, she told me she knew a mekanik down at the Quiktrip, and she'd kall and see if there were any job openins at the diner.

So I ran back akross the street ('kuz before the new laws, I used to run evrewhere!) and told Kayana and Skriva the good news. Iksept they didn't think it was so good. First, Kayana wanted to know if they had a pool. Why she'd want to know that, is beyand me, 'kuz she can't swim. So, I told her, "No, but they're offerin us a plaz to stay for free!" Then she made a few more iksyuzes, so I asked her what was really goin on.

Turns out, they dont like "those kind of Sims." I didn't know what that meend, so Kayana told me. I asked Skriva if that was true, and she said, "Evreone knows Simbots are really zombies in disgiz. And Simdroids are only 'nuther form of zombie." Well, I thot that was just plain meen. And stoopid. So I telled them, "You can sleep out on the street in the kar, if you want to, but I'm movin in with them." I think that took them by serprize, 'kuz I yoozhulee just do what they tell me to do. So, they wispered to each other, then finele kame along.

That night we akshoolee got to sleep in real beds again, for the first time in like ferever! Kayana didn't like the pikshers on the wall. But Annie says that they're "her papas." So Kayana just grumbeld sumthing meen and went back to pretendin to be asleep. (You wanta know a sekrit? I kinda like the pikshers. They look all frendlee like, but dont tell Kayana. She'll just get mad and call me stoopid.)

Anyways, Skriva didn't want to sleep in the same room with "those sims," so she went and checked out their recharjin units. She later told me that she akshoolee got insahyd one - "Just to see what really goes on in there!" - and ended up, fallin asleep insahyd it. It didn't hurt her, even though she said it, "was the work of Zombie devils!" I dont know how that can be, 'kuz it even gave her a nice tan, but she didn't like that ether. Said, it "only makes it easier for those Zombie demons to sniff you out!" (Epearentle tanned skin is sorta like a pot-roast. It gives off a "spezhel zombie-luring" scent. I did not know that! Guess I should write that down sumwhere, just in case I need to rimembar it...) That was about a month ago. Since then, Kayana has gotten engaged and Skriva moved back to Twinbrooks, 'kuz, "they have better zombies in the swamps." (I akshoolee think it was 'kuz she was afeard to live in the same house with "pretend zombies.")

Since Kayana got herself ingajd, she's been eatin a lot more! A LOT!!! Her favrite thing is Oscar Mayer wieners. She eats them mornin, noon and night! She even sings the wiener song, evre time she eats one. "Oooooh! I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener! That is what I'd truly love to be...ee...ee! For if I was an Oscar Mayer Wie...ner! Evreone wood be in love with meeee!"

Sinz workin at the diner, I've lerned how to kook. Not real good like, but leastwayz I can do eggs. Sumtimes. I offered to cook sum for Annie and Kara, but Annie says they like to eat tin cans and stuff. The other mornin, I was kookin sum eggs and hash, and she ate the used can for me. It olwayz amazes me that she and Kara kan eat those things without kooking them first. Me, I like my food kooked. But I guess it's just whatevre you're used to.

Anyways, while I was thinkin how handy that was, the stoopid dishwosher started makin weird noizes. I asked Annie if maybe she and Kara might want to have that for supper - kind of a joke, doncha know! - but Kayana didn't like it and started anuther fight. I don't know why Kayana makes such a big deal out of what they eat. It saves us moneez, 'kuz we dont have to pay for a trash kollector. And we only have to buy food for the two of us now, sinz Skriva left. And besidz, they are lettin us live here for free. But Kayana seems to just look for rezens to argyoo with Annie and Kara. Yoozhulee, Annie jist lets it go, but this time she told Kayana, that she reminded her, "of a bug under a microscope. I usually eat them too, when I get done examining them." Needlez to say, Kayana was not pleezed....

[kennnysparks]

MERRY #MONDAY WITCHH: 🌞 1.im probably da cheapest person u ken ever meet. i literally walk around picken up pennies off da ground. 2.im not on welfare or anything just in case u were wondering but i probably should be. 3.that ebt shit go hard ass fuck u cant beat free #food. 🌞 4.my uncle always taught me to have my own place and not to depend on a woman for a place to live in. 5.i lived with #women before tho, it never works out. i end up getting put out. 🌞 6.wuntime i had a #girl roommate who had a boyfriend in jail, win he got out he moved in, he was from #oakland. 7.id come home from college & itd be hella random ppl in da apartment. 8.its #like they were da type to invite anybody they meet off da street over to they place to #drink #smoke & kick it. 🌞 9.my girl roommate had hella hot ass friends sumtimes theyd be so hung over that theyd walk around naked. 10.her and her bf use to get into arguments over dunb shit. hella domestic violence i never got between it. 11.she cheated on her boyfriend win he was in jail with his cousin 12.cold part is he was only in jail for a few months and she cheated on him. da game is cold ass fuck. 13.her boyfriend was #cool with hella rappers, he was like da snow man. it use to be rappers coming over sum of em was bigname local #artist 🌞 14.i treat rappers like regular muthafukkas kuz all fame is to me is promotion and marketing. 15.only thing that seperates most ppl from da famous outside of talent is exposure promotion and marketing. 16. i lived there 4 a while then moved to my own spot in del paseo heights. it wasnt that nice but da price was that nice. 17.i got too much ego to really comfortably live with other ppl. i dont be social. im #antisocial 🌞

[nectarinebat]

Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

i was tagged by my lovely spouse @gothfiles ty ily

an ill tag @cellabrationn  @dreamysancha @notthefaintestclue @frnkierxo @ellen-mitchie @veryhappyturtle @pygmeys @proxygen n any1 that wants to do this just say i tagged u,, n if i tagged u n u dont wanna do it then thats totally 100% cool

LAST:

[1] Drink:

- water w strawberries in it

[2] Phone call:

- mia💕

[3] Text message:

- “💗💓💗💓”  which was also to mia

[4] Song you listened to:  

- p by odd future

[5] Time you cried:

- when we went to akron so,,, umm,, a lil over 3 weeks ago

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] Dated someone twice:

- nah

[7] Been cheated on:

- almost lol

[8] Kissed someone and regretted it:

- ye

[9] Lost someone special:

- uhuh

[10] Been depressed:

- lmao yeah tf

[11] Gotten drunk and thrown up:

- only twice😌😌

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] that nice light blue grey

[13] mahogany

[14] either a really dark plum or a real dark teal

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] Made new friends:

- ye

[16] Fallen out of love:

- im trying,,

[17] Laughed until you cried:

- yep

[18] Found out someone was talking about you:

- idk,, not that i can remember??

[19] Met someone who changed you:

- ??? i dont think so?

[20] Found out who your true friends are:

- kinda??

[21] Kissed someone on your Facebook list:

- man i havent used facebook in literal y e a r s i have no clue maybe

[22] How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life:

- ider who i was friends w on fb

[23] Do you have any pets:

- a lil baby fat tailed leopard gecko n her names kirby n id die for her

[24] Do you want to change your name:

- yeah bc the other person i know w my name i dont like,,,having the same name so i kinda wanna change it but idk

[25] What did you do for your last birthday:

- i,, went to pf changs,, annddd,, i had school that day i remember that,, umm,,, i think the day after i got fucked up @my friends house?

[26] What time did you wake up:

- 6:30 lmao i hate myself+living

[27] What were you doing at midnight last night:

- sleeping actually

[28] Name something you cannot wait for:

- death (same cass))

[29] When was the last time you saw your mother:

- like 20 min ago

[30] What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:

- all of it ((me too man)

[31] What are you listening to right now:

-the staticy sounds produced by tinnitus also my clock ticking

[32] Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:

- ye omg i used to have a wicked crush on a kid named tom in middle school

[33] Something that is getting on your nerves:

- my hip

[34] Most visited website:

- umm prolly tumblr or spotify or my schools website

[35] Elementary:

- i also dont know how to respond to this

[36] High school:

- im a senior?

[37] College:

- next yr if i actually hand in my applications,,

[38] Hair color:

- brown n green//blue

[39] Long or short hair:

- v short

[40] Do you have a crush on someone:

- i have a crush on like 5 ppl rn

[41] What do you like about yourself?:

-  im not a cishet

[42] Piercings

- triple conch,, up to my fourth holes on my right ear n the third on my left,,a double cartilage piercing+a double nostril piercing

[43] Blood type:

- b+

[44] Nickname:

- i dont really got one?

[45] Relationship status:

- dying over those 5 ppl

[46] Zodiac sign:

- sagittarius sun pisces moon

[47] Pronouns:

- were gonna go w they/them for now lol idk

[48] Fav TV show:

- iasip,,or psych,,

[49] Tattoos:

- sick nasty under my left tiddy,, a lil heart over my vag,,n 3 misc dots n one of them is getting chamged into either a flower or a sun

[50] Right or left handed:

- left

FIRST…

[51] Surgery:

- wisdom teeth

[52] Piercing:

- ears

[53] Best friend:

- her name was jessica n we hung out everyday in 5th n 6th grade n i still remember the layout of her house n the way it smelled

[54] Sport:

- i played soccer for a while then i moved onto tae kwon do,,got my black belt then moved onto derby n ive been playin that ever since

[55] Vacation:

- god idk?? sumwhere in canada maybe??

[56] Pair of trainers:

- lmao how the hell do u expect me to remember

RIGHT NOW…

[57] Eating:

- nothing

[58] Drinking:

- nothin

[59] I’m about to:

- go to bed

[60] Listening to:

- still the weird staticy windy sounds+my ticking clock that i was listening to earlier?

[61] Waiting for:

- death

[62] Want:

- death+attention from one specific person rn

[63] Get married:

- no lol

[64] Career:

- i wanna be a mortician or a research astrophysicist or a neuroscientist

[65] Hugs or kisses:

- b oth

[66] Lips or eyes:

- depends

[67] Shorter or taller:

- i really dont care

[68] Older or younger:

- still dont really care

[69] Romantic or spontaneous:

- depends on who,,yall r too vague,,

[70] Nice arms or nice stomach:

- ???? u know who has nice arms,,, rob mcelhenney,,, also the one girl i sk8 with

[71] Sensitive or loud:

- hb a nice combo of Both

[72] Hook up or relationship:

- lmao idk it depends on who,, the last 2 ppl ive hooked up w ive regretted it n the last 3 ppl ive dated ive regretted it so

[73] Troublemaker or hesitant:

- idk man,,

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] Kissed a stranger?

- almost

[75] Drank hard liquor?

- yes

[76] Lost glasses/contact lenses?

- mmmm yeah

[77] Turned someone down:

- that stranger i mentioned 3 questions ago

[78] Sex on first date?

- nah

[79] Broken someone’s heart?

- idk

[80] Had your own heart broken?

- mmm yeah?

[81] Been arrested?

- no

[82] Cried when someone died?

- yea

[83] Fallen for a friend:

- lmao yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] Yourself?

- sumtimes

[85] Miracles?

- nope

[86] Love at first sight?

- ehh

[87] Santa Claus?

- no

[88] Kiss on the first date?

- if ur feelin it sure

[89] Angels?

- kinda

OTHER…

[90] Current best friend’s name:

- i dont have a best friend anymore lolol

[91] Eye colour:

- green//blue/brown

[92] Favorite movie:

- coraline,, or napoleon dynamite,,