#man has me barking
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Never thought watching a man in glasses be a good father figure would turn me into a dog in heat but here we are
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you are so whimsical i qant to check out this mdzs (..??) because of your whimsical nature thank you sorry im very high and your art moved me emotionally
This is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest thing someone has sent me, thank you.
#ask#non-mdzs#I have a hunch you will not recall sending this to me but I wish to immortalize it.#The progression of me going 'aw' to 'barking with laughter' at the last bit of this message was a delight.#Oh man what to say about getting into MDZS...#I admit I'm probably low on the list of people who should be recommending it.#I enjoy it! But there are also a ton of different adaptations that each do a slightly different thing with the story and characters.#Personally I loved The Untamed (Netflix live action) for how campy the action was. It got emotional but really...It made me laugh.#And I love watching it with people because it also makes them laugh.#(The Untamed changes a lot of plot elements so it isn't looked upon very favourably by many fans. I love it as its own thing)#Don't get me wrong; it *is* a story with interesting things to say and I certainly have written tons of analysis on it.#But it's also a series I spent over a year making parody comics of. It comes from a place of love!#The audio drama is really good and I think it might be the best form of mdzs...however finding episodes is not easy.#The audio drama is also what I'm basing all these comics on!#There is a book (the primary source) An animated series and a comic to check out as well.#Someone probably has a better pitch and recommendation list than I do. I just make the funny comics.
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in other news. my frog family has expanded
#new frog got pjs bc i ..dont like his body colour#though now i am afraid the others r jealous#btw their names from right to left are pam. froggie. bobble and Big Man#im still so upset i didnt buy the pink one last year . and they hvnt brought her back since#come home to me.....come back to me....#barks#also srry for not uploading for a lil while my juice has been a little low !¡
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me when glen powell
#AND IM NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT#JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIM#HE HAS ME GIGGLING#GIGGLING AND TWIRLING MY HAIR#BLUSHING SCREAMING CRYING#GGRRRRBARKBARK#the only man who actually makes me wanna bark#glen powell summer#glen powell#twisters#top gun maverick#jake seresin#hangman#jake hangman seresin#tyler owens#anyone but you#set it up#hitman 2023#scream queens#hidden figures#just tagging everything he’s ever been in lmao#baby blurbbs
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not sure if i want nanami to be a super experienced older man who will take the reigns in bed straight away, or a poor, overworked soul who’s never gotten the chance to lose his virginity so i can hold his hand and stare lovingly into his eyes as he cums inside a woman for the first time.
#and teach him that sex can be a healthy way of relieving stress when used correctly 🥰#the poor man canonically has a drinking problem he needs a new coping mechanism#VIRGIN NANAMI BARK BARK BARK#repost from my other blog to hopefully get more traction on this one.#JJK#nanami kento x y/n#nanami kento x you#nanami kento smut#jjk nanami#nanami kento#jujutsu kaisen#nanami imagine#jujutsu kaisen nanami#nanami x reader#jujutsu nanami#nanami smut#nanami x me#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu sorcerer#my unsolicited opinions
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i'm sorry but i don't think i'll ever get over how good silco looked in this fucking coat. and especially in this scene???
#silco#silco arcane#arcane silco#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane netflix#bark bark#i need him so bad#y'all don't understand#this man has ruined me
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They made Neve’s ass massive for ME
#no better than a man or whatever#saw That Pic again and started barking weirdly idk what’s happening to me#and she’s tall like…hi………#soooo torn on romances. Neve’s the only one that has me feeling feral over whatever she and Rook might have going on#I want to hold everyone else#prawn posts
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The ultimate dogboy in Dunmeshi to me isn’t Laios, Lycion or even Kuro. It’s Mickbell.
Little dog man’s never had enough. Little dog man has someone in his hands already but it’s not all that he’s wanted and craved. He’s hungered for so long and now he doesn’t know what can quench it. When you’ve been hungry, once you have something it’s hard to not binge eat it because you never know when you’ll lose it. He wants more from them, more of them, more to chew, more safely locked within his teeth, more to taste on his tongue. Hungry greedy unkempt misbehaved. I think he loves like a dog I think he slobbers and digs his teeth in because he doesn’t want to let his bone go and he’s hungry and starved.
And he’s not like Laios he’s not like Kuro he’s not like Lycion, calling him a dog in any way would be the greatest offense to him but also it’s true. Sorry. Dogboy against your consent. You better be ready to unpack a lot of stuff you don’t like hearing about yourself!!!! The unwilling dogboy analogies are the most interesting ones get out Laios and Lycion. Mick doesn’t want to be a dog, it’s dehumanizing, demeaning, but he is, he loves like a dog.
Feeling dehumanized and demeaned by loving so much, by being walked on a leash by your feelings until your body acts on instinct like it’s primal and animalistic, for feelings you cannot control, and you’re drooling you’re drooling you’re clawing teeth snapping but you’re on hands and knees begging for scraps and treats. Just a dog picking up crumbs of a fine meal from where it’s dropped on the floor, affection from coerced hands, peanuts of self-esteem from judging others, anything to soothe while surviving.
It will come back by Hozier save me. "I love like a dog" and everyone is unhappy about this, it’s too much for everyone involved, 10/10. Dunmeshi animalistic metaphors you never miss. Stray dog mick. If I don’t use a dog motif in my mick fics it’s not me someone is impersonating me
This was my train of thought for the mickbell & kuro web weaving i made a while ago I guess. Dog imagery mickbell you will always get to me…
Little dog man wants a white picket fence family and house, somewhere someone to belong to :( Okay that’s more Kuro actually, happy to just have his little kennel day after day just following his owner, shackling yourself for the love. Ough.
Mickbell, my ultimate dogboy... He plays the part so well (derogatory)
Coughing blood
#My famous dogboy spiel everyone on discord has heard me give by now#The operas i could sing on this#I need to throw hammers at him but I also need to put him in a blanket burrito and make hot cocoa for him.#It’s ok Rin will do the former Kuro will do the latter. Perfect household ecosystem#Fumi rambles#Mickbell tomas#spreading my dogboy mick propaganda#Very defensive mick fans or mick haters please don’t start shit this post isn’t for you. Don’t like don’t read make your own content#Ok this is still pretty laios as well#i turn cruel when i am empty. if i cannot be loved then i must be fed#Angst & quotes#Mick & kuro analysis coming one day i swear#Little dog man has someone already but it isn’t enough… he has everything from them but it isn’t enough… he wants more more more#Barks and snarls#Crumbs to soothe the hunger pangs…. Feeling ill over him
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Noah Reid as Tommy Cummins in Murder in a Small Town (2024–) S1E08 "Sleep While I Sing"
#bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark#this made me FERAL#oh how i had wanted him to play the villain#and what a great job he did!!!!#this is certainly MUCH to think about#also i really wanted to always choose the close up profile pic as the big pic#in every set of pics#but i resisted the urge#fucking christ he is handsome though#forever the sexiest man alive#him being angry and evil and threatening.... ohhhhhhhhh boy.......#i' sorry but i want him to yell and curse at me#i'd melt into a puddle#jesus fuck this man has a choke hold on me#but enough from me now#let's just look at him#simply gorgeous#noah reid#tommy cummins#murder in a small town#tv#riikka posts
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🗣️👋🏻🇵🇹📍🏟️🐂🐂🤷🏼♂️🔛🥁⏳
#i am such a stable individual atm#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour lisbon#band ig#kh4f post#idk if I've ever mentioned being attracted to this man before but#he's like. pretty or whatever#it's fine#no 🤸🏻♀️ big 🤸🏻♀️ deal 🤸🏻♀️#woof woof bark bark smooch slormp chomp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#or whatever#👹👄👹#💀👄💀#👰🏻♀️👄👰🏻♀️#💋👄💋#🤸🏻♀️💋🤸🏻♀️#but listen#this necklace#but also beard#but also curls#but also the earring has me ready to just call it a day bc i can't handle the reality of being a human with thoughts#but also his curls are wet 😭😭😭😭😭#but but also and then and then and i think and did i mention and another thing and and but but *dies*#the 5sos show tour
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jae-ha my beloved
#akatsuki no yona#jae ha#yona of the dawn#yona#mah art#fanart#the power this man has over me#I kneel and bark at your presence#don't leave me my love#i'm coping
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Slowly leveling up at drawing the GRUMPIEST default face plant man
Keyword slowly
#It's so funny to me how smiley he is ingame. and then there's my hc of him#That man hasn't smiled properly in 50 years and he's only been alive for *checks* like 10#quen's ocs#Maelmordha#anyway I'm trying for another expression page for him since the first time I tried I was tryna go for#my anime style. that did Not work. sylvari have specific noses/jawlines#I kept more expressive eyebrows from that style + the bark ridges the actual ingame face has#gw2#guild wars 2#sure the scribble can go into main tags. as a treat#whenever he does smile it's either genuine relief his team didn't all get themselves killed again#or devious smirking#no inbetween
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Behold, an
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His cunt serving era, presenting to you Lord Volo, Presiding Warlord of the Ransei region’s ever elusive Yōsei Kingdom.
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A lot of tldr here but this man a secret prince and eventual KING in our silly little spin of things on top of everything else. I fan myself. New take on the Ransei region, entire new kingdom to fill for the missing Fairy typing of the time Conquest came out, new regional variants (that like hisuian variants eventually go extinct for reasons BUT 👀👀)
We’ve got… So much cooking. This is still just the tip of the iceberg… And I can only hope y’all enjoy our little musings here at the Flower Shop… 🥺
— Noodle Flowerseller
#flowerseller: volo#volo#flowerseller art#pla volo#pokemon legends arceus#noodle flowerseller#[eyes bulging out of head emoji]#Mr Yumeki if you’re nasty HELLO#frothing at the mouth violently#me drawing this: the hoes gonna looove this#his claaaaaaaws ugH#WOOF WOOF BARK#a peek at the elusive Ransei era!Volo#future Volo in our timeline#Lord Volo has a dangerous ring to it fellas#I’m insane I’m insane#Yumeki Volo#his full name in our… humble lil au#ALSO. Controversial opinion but give this man a lil softness#he was a merchant man#yeah he traveled a lot but come now#FS!Volo can EAT lemme tell you#unga bunga#give him a lil extra to squeeze
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Played Elden Ring for way too long tonight, but after beating about 6 bosses, I think I've finally proven to myself that I can play the game---
#spazzcat barks#elden ring#finished a really sad quest about a man and his daughter who he forsook for duty#then i kicked his ass and stole his halberd#the desire to write elden ring fanfic grows ever stronger#beat a few of the bosses on my first try which was awesome :3#current least favorite enemies are the night rider guys#the dudes on the black shrouded horses that only spawn at night??#maybe im just bad at horseback combat but i was so tired of that idiot kicking me off my horse#i struggled with them more than i struggled with the Tree Sentinel#the big golden horseback guy in the starting area#the night riders are a lot more agile and evasive and fight a lot more like the player does#[eg running in real quick and hitting and running away again]#incredibly frustrating dudes#anyway roommate has been laughing at me while i play lol#just long periods of silence followed by a whispered 'ah. fuq.' when i die#and occasionally long periods of silence followed by 'no dont do it dont do it dont-- ah.'#or the highlight of the evening#when i died to the crucible knight for the 10th time#a long scream followed by a whispered 'awh. but i want your stuff :(.“
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I like to think that ROTTMNT usagi (if we got him 💔) actually has a part time job as their universes nesquik bunny
#rottmnt#tmnt#crossover#tmnt crossover#usagi yojimbo#yuichi usagi#leosagi#idk i just like to imagine he has that style#and then it came to me#NESQUIK BUNNY.#imagine how funny thay would br#people think hes a guy in a suit but hes actually just a yokai#he definitely got hired by accident too#they were like 'hey look at this furry'#'wait a second we can use this!'#'hey fur man wait up (please dont bark at me
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