#man I didn’t think it would actually get banned 😭

[justanartistiguess]

I know they must be DEVASTATED 💔💔💔💔

[lyrakanefanatic]

tig couple hcs part 2: avery and jameson

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• they don’t have that similar music tastes, (as avery just kind of listens to the same 3 songs on repeat until she gets sick of them and looks for another 3 songs to listen to 😭☠️) but when they started dating, they started liking each others music. now when she’s in the car, avery tends to play jamesons playlists

• avery very much does not enjoy those events that alisa forces her to go to when her and jamie get in trouble, so jameson ends up being her hype man. he whispers chants in her ear, like “go avery! go avery! you can do this! go heiress!” so that she feels a bit better going (and so that she laughs bc jameson loves her laugh)

• her and jameson definitely did that “you better lock your phone” trend (the one where you scoop your partner up while running)

• they try the weirdest food combos when they get bored with max and xander, bc those two are weird food combo PROS.

• when they first started dating, avery tried to avoid pda. she would kind of avoid kissing him in front of his family ESPECIALLY his brothers because she felt awkward doing it at first. that was until she learned that they really didn’t care and now she’s fine with it

• i already said something like this in one of my other posts a while ago, but when jameson leaves his clothes in averys room and avery tells him, he always says “must be one of your other guys 😪😓😢”.

• because of this ⬆️, another awkward situation emerged at dinner:

• nan: “hey boy, what happened to that nice suit jacket i gave you for your birthday?”

• jameson: “oh, im not sure. maybe i left it in averys room?”

• avery: “oh yeah, you did. there are two on my dresser, so one should be it.”

• jameson, while smirking: “oh, i actually don’t think those are mine. must be one of your other guys that came over.” the table immediately goes quiet as the older residents of the hawthorne house shoot shocked and disgusted looks at avery. avery looks at him with a “really?” expression, and nash and xander, who knew what was going on, were dying laughing. even GRAYSON was smiling.

• jameson then goes into a deep explanation of the joke, and nan yells at him for putting that “poor girl” (avery) through that. he’s now banned from making jokes at the dinner table. 😪

• sometimes jameson sleep talks, and has like, ongoing convos with avery in his sleep. sometimes avery will lead it on bc she finds it funny, (he always asks her random stuff) but most times she just says “go to sleep, jamie” and he goes to sleep right away. (while making this i heard my dad snoring two rooms away 😔 HE IS SO LOUD!!)

• after nash proposed to libby, jameson made a joke before they went to sleep about proposing to avery, and she just laughed it off. but the next morning when she woke up and saw that he was still asleep, she whispered “i would love to get married to you someday” almost to herself, before kissing him on the forehead and snuggling into him. jameson never mentioned afterwards, but he heard what she said.

• avery actually loves the entire toy story saga and watched all the movies with jameson. they get some of libbys baked goods, tons of candy, and watch it. it used to be their alone time where they could snuggle up against each other and share kisses, but then by the time they were rewatching the second movie, xander found out that they watched those movies and busted in. now all the movie nights are jameson, avery….. and xander. ☠️

• avery wears his sweaters and jameson wears her necklaces

• on nights like mothers day, hannahs death date, or even fathers day they usually end the day with a movie while jameson distracts her by whispering sweet nothings in her ear and covering her with kisses 💗💗

• whenever they go to those fancy galas, they pass the time by looking at guests and creating “characters” for them. for example, jameson will look at a balding guy and say “he has bald spots because he was a lab rat for a mad scientist years ago, who used to zap his head with acids”. avery pretends to not like it but she actually does and laughs whenever he makes far fetched assumptions of the guests’ backstories.

• through out the grandest game, when they can’t sleep at night, they gossip about the contestants. yes, even AVERY does. they don’t ever say bad things about them and automatically assume the best, but they talk about tension/fueds between some. they talk about how it might play out, and sometimes jameson makes jokes about two of the contestants dating. yes, he would endlessly gossip about lyra and grayson. ☠️

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[m1ckeyb3rry]

OMG ARGENTI THEME???? is he placed higher than welt now🤭🤭

LMAOAAO yes argenti theme kinda!! i actually have had this theme for a little bit but my pfp was anri instead of argenti HAHA

okay TO BE FAIR welt’s quote is my title so he’s there too FJDHFJSJJS but my journey with the hsr men is as such: wayyy back in november i told my friends i think dan heng is pretty so he was my og fav!! they started trying to convince me to play but i was kinda like ehh abt playing a game (since i’m more of a show binger than a gamer) so i didn’t…then a little bit later i became Aware of welt (like december-ish) but then for some reason early january i crashed out about him like constant welt-posting and spamming the discord about him it was crazy BUT i was still on the fence about playing the game 😭 and then right before tik tok got banned i saw an argenti edit and i offhandedly told my friends that he was lowkey kinda fine and i loved his armor especially because i love knights especially ones that are very loyal devoted strong etc etc long story short they were like “yeah that’s literally argenti” and i was like “THE PERFECT MAN IS CANON ⁉️” because normally that trope is a bit more of an au thing yk HAHAHA so then the argenti crashout began and i was like “ok i like three of these characters atp i need to get over myself and play the game” 😫

ANYWAYS long story short dh remains my og fav and welt is like my beautiful majestic man that i dream about but would probably never write actually about whereas argenti is like my active fav (although dh is pretty close for the moment i’d say especially because argenti kicked my ass during my first attempt at his boss fight so i had to pause his quest and go back to the main one so we have beef + i haven’t seen as much of him as i have of dh)

[georgiapeach30513]

Hi there! Long time no see (🤡widow Cole anon*)

I see we are once again talking about Ghosted, well at least semi. My theory for his rut and his lost of energy during this past few years is actually Ghosted.

Cause I keep thinking about it and I have a longer theory that’ll make seem like Charlie from Always Sunny and I know you don’t want to mention THAT so here’s the smaller rundown.

I highly suspect that Ghosted was supposed to be his Project Headliner of the shift in his career. I believe that Ghosted wasn’t a contractual obligation but a contractual perk from Apple. A movie that he could get assemble to prove he’s got what it takes to make a successful movie behind the scenes.

From the interviews that came out from the cast and Chris. Chris was the main guy at the helm of it.

Firstly, Dex had mentioned that Chris was signed onto the project before him. Both he and Ana mentioned that Chris called her for the part once Scarlet left and Scarlet was working with Chris and Dex beforehand too.

Secondly, Both Dex and Ana were promoting the release a ton before release and yet Chris wasn’t. I know during the time everything coming out about it was saying it was bad but you would think that the lead would still be contractually obligated to promote the movie like his costar and director, wouldn’t you ? Especially cause by that point, we’ve come to expect practically zip from Apple themselves in terms of advertisements. Unless of course, he didn’t have that type of contract?

Thirdly, why a romcom and not the Gene Kelly project? Simple, ROMCOM CHRIS! Can’t completely be sure on the straight side of the fandom but at least in the gay Chris fandom we were rooting for a return for romcom Chris with an out actor name Zane Phillips. But yes I did see Romcom Chris edits from posted religiously before Ghosted (specifically Colin Shea and Harvard Hottie); now not so much.

Finally, the infamous GQ article… what movie was mentioned? What movie was the one seemed to have the most impact on our guy? What movie made sense for the direction the interview seemed to go for?

That’s right, Ghosted! Logically you’d think they’d use the Pain Hustlers as an upcoming project to talk about since it was before the strike and it’d be a sly lil advert. But if my guess is correct, I think if Ghosted was successful as it was hoped. Then we would’ve got something kind like “Hunky Heartthrob Chris Evans Box Office Success Revives Romcoms!” Instead of and, excuse my pessimism, “Chris Evans Doesn’t Need Hollywood (*Too Rich to Strike*).

There wasn’t really much in that magazine but it seemed like it would have been a good time to talk about how this may have been a passion project he really took the helm and brought to life from conception to execution. Then either mentioning his upcoming serious role in Pain hustlers or more than likely talking about the real passion project Gene Kelly.

So we’d go from Chris Evans the actor-> Chris Evans the producer-> Chris Evans the Director (time for Gene Kelly). At least that’s my thinking. There’s more but again, I respect your blog and the banned topics.

And to end this on a lighter note, *STOP GIVING AWAY MY MAN, THAT POWER OF THE LAND IS MINE!* 😭

Hey!! You made it back anon!!!

So I can see your theory, but I think the Gene Kelly project was prematurely mentioned in order to distract from something else at the time 😬 I don't think he intended on putting a brain idea out there before he had anything tangible to say it was moving forward, but alas, sometimes you make people look in one direction, so you ignore what's going on in another direction.

I think Ghosted had a lot of issues, and some you mentioned. I still think it's odd that Chris didn't promote this project more than he did. During filming he showed behind the scenes photos and videos, and then it was silence. He didn't want to touch it again. Dex I'm not sure was the best director for the project. Ana definitely wasn't the best as a romantic costar. Her acting on the project seemed to be way to serious, on top of such an odd direction.

Let me go ahead and say, even though I talk a lot of shit about Ghosted, I don't hate it. I've seen it several times, but I can acknowledge the weaknesses from the cast, director, and even the script. Can we normalize straight men not writing romcoms??

But I do agree your theory did seem to be a way to progress him into something a bit more serious behind the camera.

Thank you for respecting my no talking zones here 🖤🖤 I'm sorry for trying to give away your man. I feel you need to have an emoji at this point.

[queenlizzie-xo]

I saw a TikTok (by @camilocarinio on TikTok) where everyone commented their cute Camilo headcanons and I wanted to share my favourites here cuz I just love them so much (no credit to me btw - and the usernames are TikTok not Tumblr):

~ if his family go somewhere to eat, they tell him to shapeshift into a little kid so they can get a discount (@meredith565)

~ if he had a crush he’d probably do that thing where you talk to yourself back and forth and he’d shapeshift in between (@komiivq)

~ he’d act super flirty with other kids his age but if he actually liked someone he’d be a stuttering mess or freeze up and accidentally turn into them (@e_x_chow07)

~ he starts drama in the town by shapeshifting (@.mirabel.encanto)

~ he’s probably the type of person that would lean against a wall or chair when trying to flirt but then falls onto his face before trying to play it off as push-ups (@..clorox.wipes)

~ he and Mirabel bully kids on Roblox together (@k4hootz)

~ he offered to share a room with Mirabel when she didn’t get her gift (@lumitysauce)

~ he used to transform into his mum to rock newborn Antoñio to sleep when she was too tired (he’s a mamá’s boyyy) (@mattmurdocksbabymama)

~ after a joke he leaves and says “another day, another slay” (@vv_viy)

~ he’s banned from 12 public areas (@ni.a.mh)

~ bro prolly knows the fnaf lore (@astutaos)

~ 1. he jumps up and touches the door frame 2. when Mirabel didn’t get her gift he absolutely refused to shapeshift until she reassured him it was okay (@princess.._alia)

~ at Christmas he shapeshifts into Santa to give out presents (@official_camilo.madrigal)

~ says “ayo” and “that’s sus” (@fuffapster3469)

~ man definitely shapeshifted into a woman in town and was accidentally proposed to 😭 (@vezeggsy._)

~ if he had a crush on you, he would shapeshift into people you knew and ask what you thought of him (@jinxsssgf)

~ he’s a cat person and asks Antoñio to tell him what his cat thinks of him (@justonesatansimp)

~ sometimes he sings in the bathroom and when anyone in the family knocks on the door he screams (@garbageeatingtrashpanda)

~ secretly talks to Dolores to make her laugh at night (@sage…skull)

~ Bruno and him have dance battles (@alexhqp)

~ he listens to CPR and is a mama’s boy (@ur_local_hijabis)

~ he dabs. (@liliththeidioteditor)

~ whenever he has the hiccups, he can’t exactly control his shapeshifting :D (@tweekster.z)

~ he pranks people by shape shifting into pretty ladies then just says “hey lol 😏” with his normal voice (@zombiiephobia)

~ when him and mirabel where younger he would shapeshift into her and say things like “I’m mirabel and I’m so pretty” to stop her being sad for not having a gift (@vflower69)

~ he eats everyone in Just Dance (@rougekitkat)

~ he has a nintendo switch and swears everytime he loses in Mario Kart (@goddesshestiaswife)

~ he goes up to Julieta and fakes an injury so he can get food whenever he wants (@hopewxrldd)

~ he knows Victoria’s secret (@missgoblinz)

~ goes around the house blurting things like “MATERIAL GWOOORL” and other audios (@yeehawavian)

~ tries to jumpscare Isabela every chance he gets (@fqucett)

~ he taps his fingers (this is canon) or plays with the curls in his hair when he gets nervous (@hopewxrldd)

~ he whispers jokes at the table and Dolores just bursts out laughing (@triggerwarningbeanie)

~ he does the “what’s that on your shirt” prank way too much (@raccishack)

~ he probably spins at the most random times (@sp_rkling) (+ bonus reply from @ptitecahuete.cos: can you imagine being in the middle of the room and then “HELICOPTER HELICOPTER-”)

~ he still probably plays Among Us (@__s.a..l.l.y.f.a.c.e__)

~ he kisses up to Julieta to get extra food (@sgt.alligator)

~ he’s the one that sneaks and gives that little boy that lives in town coffee because he isn’t allowed to drink it anymore (@londonsszn)

~ if he’s sick and Julieta isn’t around, every time he sneezes he shifts into a random person (@theacehudingupyoursleeve) (+ bonus reply from @nothingbutcloud: added to that, he has a high pitched sneeze)

~ I already know he’s excellent with kids (@fruit_queen00)

~ when the family asks him to take a picture of them, he takes a selfie (@dreamc0re_7)

~ he gets into fights with kids on Discord (@ganyuuix)

~ he made the Encanto figurines (@londonsszn)

~ if he likes someone and wants to give them a gift, he’ll turn into them to find out their sizes and stuff like that (@giovanavirginelli9)

~ when he hangs out near Isabela, he has BAD allergies cuz he’s allergic to pollen (@ihate_mysch00l)

~ he literally wears bunny slippers to bed (@hopewxrldd)

~ opens the others’ doors and either stares at them or farts and runs (@rodysoulsgirlfriendd)

~ Camilo radiates band kid energy (@goobywoobydoo)

~ he loves nose kisses (@imcamilosgf)

~ he tells his mom ur mom jokes (@nishinoyas_popsiclestick)

~ Camilo would sometimes shapeshift as a kid to help Maribel make a friend by acting like a villager (@strawberrymilk932)

~ he would be really dramatic singing along to songs like jumping on counters and stuff (I also think he’d love the song Holding Out For a Hero) (@natsukis_snapped_neck)

~ if he sees a baby crying he shapeshifts to make them laugh (@lunazroses)

~ he whips and nae naes (@mellohy)

Didn’t mean for this to get so long lol, I just kept going “aw I have to add that, that’s too cute ooh and that’s funny haha and that and that-”

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Kurui Naku no wa Boku no Ban; β1

Title: Kurui Naku no wa Boku no Ban; β1 (狂い鳴くのは僕の番 ; β1)

Author/Artist: Kusabi Keri

Release Date: 2018/04/18

Cast:

Shingaki Tarusuke x Kobayashi Yuusuke

Furukawa Makoto x Shirai Yuusuke

Synopsis:

Kurui Naku no wa Boku no Ban: side Beta HAHAHAHAHAHA

Review Proper

I’ve actually elected this as the BEST omegaverse last year, but then KD came out with side:Butler, so I took the title back. 😂 I don’t know what happened since I still loved the first installment now the same way I did then, but the hype wasn’t there anymore. WHY AM I LIKE THIS??? I was completely sold with how strong a person Karasuma-san was like he’s way up there with Yashiro in my best bottom list. Takaba was also one hot mofucker, and it was a delight seeing him lose himself to his true instincts. 😌 GODDAMN. 

To be completely honest, it wasn’t until the KD CDs came out that I was totally sold on the series. So I thought that I’d be hyped up over KuruiNaku again once I’ve listened to their CDs, but idk, I really didn’t feel that into it. Don’t get me wrong, I have high respects for all the VAs involved in the series, but I initially thought that Furukawa Makoto and Shirai Yuusuke’s voices were close in range, so I was often confused as to who was speaking - and the first KuruiNaku was released at a time I still wasn’t so familiar with Furukawa-san’s voice, so it really was hard for me. 

Now, I’m still updated with the manga and I’ve taken a big interest in Utou since the prequel so it’s no big surprise that he holds a special presence in my heart - but, not special enough to maybe knock Miyabi off just yet (’cause I’m expecting all the Beta boys who star in the sequel of their series to oust the leads in the prequel 😂) MIYAUCHI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??? Unlike in KD though where I treat the first pair as minor characters HAHAHA I LOVE YOU BOTH THO, I’m still very much invested in Miyabi and Kei’s story because my babies deserves babiesss sobsobsob. Idk, but Miyabi and Kei’s situation is a lot like the Kudos, so that’s basically why I love them.  😭😭😭 And I’m expecting a lot more drama about that in the following volume. Kusabi Keri isn’t exactly someone you should put your trust on either so. 😂 MY BODY IS READY.

Anyway, moving on to Beta no Ban (she finally said the right title!). Let me just say that Sumi’s such an ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH. Like, I get that you’ve got such a traumatic past, but SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP - Beta or not, Utou’s position warrants him respect. Ugh. You want to have a good rep in the company, but you have the audacity to disrespect THE FUCKING BOSS from the get go? 😂 I say fire his ass. He’s such an immature brat, and for someone who’s smart, he really doesn’t use his brain. I’ve never disliked omegas before, so this motherfucker is the first. Utou deserves better than your whiny bitch ass. Breathe Francesca, breathe.

On the topic of Utou, though. Dare I say that the man’s fineeeeee, and if he were an Alpha, and I were Miyabi, I may reconsider choosing him in the end. HAHAHA. I mean - HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PECS? LIKE, WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY COME FROM??? HAVE YOU SEEN HIS RIDE??? I’d gladly ride both him and his Harley to heck and gone. 👌 I really would have appreciated if he had a deeper voice and if he didn’t sound like Yashiro though. I mean, there’s nothing we could do about the cast now, and they’ve done a good job, but if I were to do the casting, wait fuck all I’m thinking now that Okitsu and Maeno’s the perfect people for the job, but then they’re in KD. 😂

How’s about Utou and Miyabi switch since we all know how well Shingaki Tarusuke pulls off Yashiro, Hino Satoshi as Kei (if you’ve listened to Shokugyo Ouji Disk 2 Track 2 you’d know what I’m talking about), Furukawa Makoto as Utou (I think he can handle being Utou better), and since I was legit annoyed with Sumi in the CD, I’d say that Kobayashi Yuusuke has gotten him down to a T. 👌

I really need to start with the BLCD review properly and maybe stop interjecting KD everywhere. 😂 I read the manga while listening to it, and it is indeed possible to do. The Boku no Ban stood true to the manga, just like its predecessor did. Though, there are some scenes like in Disk 2 Track 2 (which would be chapter 5 in the manga) where Utou tries to place his hand on Sumi’s waist and stops midway that weren’t explained in dialogue, but the sound was there. I mean, it would be sort of weird to make Utou have an internal dialogue like: “I almost placed my hand on his waist. I shouldn’t do this”, but I felt like it was a very important scene. I recommend reading the manga while listening ‘cause if you don’t (esp if it has been a while since you’ve read the manga and have forgotten some things), there might be less of an impact.

I hope the VAs could develop a better chemistry with each other. Furukawa and Shirai-san’s Miyabi and Kei have improved a lot since the prequel, so I think Shingaki and Kobayashi-san will be able to do the same in the future.

I won’t be rating this just yet since there’s still a part two, but I’m really looking forward to it. 👌