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Twitter meme time
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A fun special commission for RuTransverse!
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Mama Ru not knowing the lyrics to her own song 😍😂
Ru’s laugh is contagious
#drag race#rupaul’s drag race#drag queen#RuPaul#she’s so mother for this#blind karaoke#lmao#tik tok#❤️#mama ru
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ONLY FUCK WITH BITCHES ALL STAR MATERIAL!
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The House of Hidden Meanings by RuPaul
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Funeral photo plus Soviet handwriting reveal
No light in that man’s eyes anymore
#countryhumans#soviet america au#country humans#countryhumans au#countryhumans ussr#countryhumans russia#countryhumans belarus#countryhumans ukraine#mama rus
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the hairography though
Come backstage with Corroded Coffin's one and only Eddie Munson! Touring Europe brings many challenges along as well as incredible experiences never to be forgotten. Tonight on MTV 8PM EST.
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࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 03:12 A.M 」
tw: pregnancy. just a little something based on ask~ gojo annoys you on daily basis, so now you return the favor and he can't refuse it bc you're his baby mama😋
a part of gojo's love entries
“satoru— your baby is hungry,” you pouted, poking his cheek repeatedly. “sa-to-ru!!”
it was 3 in the morning, and ideally, you would have been sleeping... only that suddenly you were awoken by rumbles from your growing belly.
yet your husband was still sound asleep without any care in the world, prompting you to poke him until you succeeded in making him hear you out.
satoru begrudgingly cracked his eyes open, still having his face tucked under the blanket and yawning. “ngh, sweets… what is it?”
his sleepy voice was thick, low and raspy. usually you’d swoon and leave a hickey or two on his neck but not now, as the overwhelming hunger made you almost curl.
“baby is craving mochi,” you said, eyes shining up to him ever so innocently. “get it for me, satoruuu.”
“oh?” if he wasn’t awake before, now he was after hearing your nagging tone drawling his name. he faced you and drew you closer. “what do you want again, hmm?”
“ice cream mochi!!”
“oooh that.” satoru scratched his head at the memory of him eating the last of it yesterday. “but we ran out of them, sweetheart… wait till morning, yeah? i’ll go to market to get some.”
“but...”
“can’t baby wait a few more hours, hmm?”
“no! want it— now!”
satoru blinked at your insistence. you looked positively adorable while sulking at him too.
“why mochi all of sudden, huh?” he decided to humor you. “you used to say they taste bland.”
“that’s because of your sperm infecting me,” you sullenly accused. “and don’t pretend you haven’t been feeding me mochi for weeks. baby likes it more than i thought.”
“hey! don’t bash my sperm! they did no wrong and completed the deed splendidly!”
“you’re just a one-time donor, don’t be smug.”
he whined and you huffed, before suddenly your stomach grumbled loudly and you curled up. “mmhm.”
“hey… what’s wrong?” satoru quickly sat up and placed his hand on your baby bump. “really hungry? wait, i’ll get you something to nibble on first.”
he rummaged through his work uniform and found several bite-sized chocolate bars he brought around, and unwrapped the foil. “here.”
you immediately devoured the treat to sate your hunger, but still, your baby longed for more—
“mochi…” you mumbled despondently, your expression turning heartbroken. and one second later satoru realized how much he wanted to squeeze your cheeks, and relented.
“okay, okay, sweets~” he gave your head several comforting pats, making you look up. “i’ll go and get the mochi, yeah? you stay put and wait for me, 'kay?”
“yay.” a little smile bloomed in your face and satoru chuckled, finding you so unbearably endearing.
and so, for you, he ventured out to the closest 24-hour convenience store, picking up some ice cream mochi along with other treats to replenish your stock, before teleporting back home.
he was expecting that you'd still be all sulky while waiting for him, but instead, he found you peacefully asleep, hogging his pillow.
each breath that caused your chest to rise and fall made you appear all the more vulnerable and soft in his eyes.
you looked so irrevocably precious to him. his sweet little wife... in that moment, satoru felt like he was the luckiest man alive, getting to have you as his.
“you naughty girl.” he let out an amused laugh before reclaiming his spot next to you. the hold you had over him— you made him go through the cold night air, and now you were monopolizing his pillow and he had to resume sleeping without one at all.
and yet all he could feel was love. for you and your baby, as he pulled you close to his chest.
“both of you sure love teaming up against me, huh?”
#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jjk drabbles#jjk crack#gojo satoru#satoru x reader#jjk imagines#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo satoru fluff#jjk fluff#gojo x you#satoru gojo fluff#jjk x reader fluff#gojo fluff
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the fact none of the girls congratulated jessica wild on her lip sync or were acting all bitter about it (unless it got edited out lmao) wtaf tho i was like uhh???? jealousy’s a disease bishez <3333 anyways jessica for the win for suree💖💖💖💖💖💖💖✨✨
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RuPaul's got a Build-a-Bear bear This is the collab no one saw coming. Build-a-Bear Workshop (which World of Wonder hilariously calls the "WERKshop") has a RuPaul Bear complete with a wig, gold dress, and gold heels! Start your engines—RuPaul Bear is ready to sashay into your collection! — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/03/30/rupauls-got-a-build-a-bear-bear.html
#Post#Build-a-Bear#drag queen#Drag Queens#Drag Race#Mama Ru#RuPaul#RuPaul Bear#RuPaul's Drag Race#Rusty Blazenhoff#Boing Boing
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Third Time's the Charm
pairing: ex-boyfriend!jungkook x ex-gilfriend!reader
genre: crack, exes to lovers
summary: Jungkook will do whatever it takes to get you back.
wc: 727
warnings: funeral, some cursing, some hitting
date: January 4, 2025

“You know he’s faking it again, right?” Jimin whispers as he looks around the room of tearful actors. He tugs at the black tie around his neck. His shoes squeak on the linoleum and his suit bunches on the chair as he turns to look at you.
“What if he’s not?” You hiss in response as you sniffle, wiping your nose with a tissue. The black dress you’re wearing itches, and you’re upset it's the third time you’ve had to throw it on for a funeral. Jungkook’s funeral.
“Don’t you find it weird that his mom isn’t here?” Jimin asks with a raised brow as he notes the absence of the older woman.
“He wouldn’t do this a third time,” you respond, but as you look around the funeral home, you notice the lack of family and friends.
“I’m gonna go steal the chocolate chip cookies from the kitchen. Come get me when it’s over,” Jimin says as he adjusts his tie. “And don’t fuck him in the casket like last time.”
“Hey!” You gasp, smacking his bicep repeatedly. “I told you that in confidence!”
“And now we’re back here,” Jimin scoffs. “I’m sure he’s getting a discount. He’s even got the same casket. It’s a sham, babe.”
“Go steal the cookies,” you huff as you wipe a tear from your eyes. “Get the fudge brownies, too.”
“On it!” Jimin grins, kissing your cheek before he steps out of the room and heads toward the kitchen, already familiar with the funeral home’s layout.
When you look forward, Jungkook is sitting up holding the top of the casket, a frown on his face.
“You brought another man to my funeral?” Jungkook asks, pouting.
Bolting up from your seat, you stomp your way over to him, smacking him with your purse.
“Really, Jungkook?!” You scream as the actors disperse.
“Ow! Baby, that hurts!”
“Get your ass out of there! I had to take half the day off work to come here again!” You hit him again with your purse.
Jungkook chuckles, wiggling his dark eyebrows. “You took time off work for me?”
“Jungkook!”
“Okay, okay!” He exclaims as he gets out of the casket with practiced ease.
“I just wanted you to come see me,” he explains. You roll your eyes as you walk away from him, noting the way the lobby has cleared. You’re sure the only one left in the building is Jimin stealing milk and cookies from the kitchen.
“Why didn’t you just send me an email like last time?”
“Because you blocked me on it, even the email you use for shopping,” Jungkook pouts. His doe eyes nearly get you.
You pinch the bridge of your nose and huff out a breath. “I can’t keep doing this, Jungkook.”
“I know,” Jungkook nods. “It’ll be different this time. I promise. Besides, I can’t afford another funeral.”
“Jungkook!”
Jungkook’s eyes widen as he spins around to the entrance.
“Mama Jeon,” you grin slyly. “How lovely to see you.”
“Thank you for calling me, sweetheart. I see my son is up to his shenanigans again,” she sighs as she stomps her way to Jungkook, grabbing him by the ear. Jungkook bends down, whining.
“You called my mom?” he asks, astounded.
“I did.” you cross your arms over your chest. “I had to make sure she knew what you were up to.”
“She’s gonna kill me!” Jungkook frowns as he scrolls through his contacts on his phone.
“Suits you right,” you grumble as you head for the door.
“Baby, wait!” Jungkook calls after you just as he tries to escape his mother’s hold. It’s no use, she holds him by the ear, scolding him as she drags him to the casket. She shoves his face into it, screaming about the heart attack she nearly had when she pulled up to the building. She was rabid as she swung her purse and knocked down the large photo of Jungkook on the stand beside the casket.
You giggle as you head for the exit.
Jimin runs towards you, hands full of Ziploc baggies holding the desserts.
“Run, bitch!” He cackles. “The staff caught me!”
You make a run for it as the staff chase after you. You laugh when you speed out of the parking lot, tires screeching to announce your departure.
You unblock Jungkook later that night.
Come over tonight.

#jungkook drabble#jungkook fanfic#jungkook x reader insert#jungkook x you#jeon jungkook x reader#jungkook x reader#ex!jungkook
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Needed Me
Part 1
Natasha x ‘Ex’!wife Reader
Warnings: angst, mind-games, possessive!nat, toxicity.
Summary : Natasha, your ‘ex’ wife come’s around to help you realize that you’re forever hers.
“I don’t care about your sad sob of a story, Natasha” you stated, picking up your son from his crib. The last thing you wanted in your life is your ‘ex’-wife in your house agonizing you.
“Just listen to me, detka.” She whined, rolling her neck around. Her patience running thin when she sees you rolling your eyes at her antics.
Late of last year you and natasha were in the prime of your relationship but a few months ago she started not showing up home until mornings. Accusing you of cheating when you were clearly taking care of your children. The two of you just had your newborn baby while still tending to your 6 year old daughter. Everyday, you saw less and less of Natasha and every time you tried to confront her about her actions she lashed out.
Telling you, “Y/n do you fucking hear yourself, accusing me of shit when I support this goddam house.”
It was like this every month, arguing then having sex and you couldn’t bare to have your children watch there parents not show an ounce of love to each other.
“Natasha, fuck you.”
Your voice lower then before to try not to wake the sleeping baby in your arms.
“How’d you think our kids got here?” She rhetorically whispered, looking down at her shoes. Natasha was never one to be completely serious with you.
You turned around, side eyeing your ex wife.
Needless to say you were fed up with her antics but deep down you missed them, you missed her. There was truly nothing that could stop you from loving her but there were things that could stop you from tolerating her.
There were so many times you hated Natasha but nothing could stop you from bending over for her right here and right now. Her flexed muscles as she made sudden moves, her plumped lips, the way she looked at you with darkened eyes.
“We could be a family again if you weren’t so damn stubborn all the time” she licked her lips, walking over to where you were. Standing behind you.
Your breathing get shaky with anticipation.
The red head brushed her crotch against you. Making you hold back a moan that so desperately needed to be released.
“I gave these children to you” she smugged, brushing her thumb over baby Mateo’s head.
“I’ll be damned if you take my fucking family away from me, I own you.” Her lips on your ear and her whispers sending chills down your spine.
“You weren’t acting like a wife to me, nat” you say softly, trying to keep your composure.
You exhale when she backs away and takes Mateo out of your hands. Confusion written on your face when she sets him back down into his crib.
“I’m moving back in tomorrow, detka.”
“I got stark to forge those papers. Play time is over, moya lyubov”
She placed her hands over your cheeks. Your face stunned, “What?”
She chuckles as she leans in to kiss your soft lips and you hesitate to kiss back until she forces her tongue into your mouth by squeezing your neck harshly. The two pair of lips in sync, your head starting to get fuzzy.
Like you were submitting to her, kneeling to her.
You knew this was wrong but oh did it feel so right. ‘She can change,’ you convinced yourself.
The craving you felt for Natasha was wicked that it felt like a spell.
The kiss deepened, until Natasha backed away.
“You were always my wife baby, and that’ll never change” she smirked, gripping your hips with satisfaction.
“I should ruin that pretty pussy for all the time you fucking wasted”
Natasha looks deep into your eyes.
You felt small under her watch and she loved it.
“Don’t look so defeated, I know yo - ” She started to say before the sound of small feet pattering towards the door in a hurry.
The both of you face the door of the bedroom, seeing it opening. Revealing your 6 year old daughter, Lena, the moment she saw Natasha her face lit up with joy.
“Mama?!” her angelic voice yelled, running towards Natasha.
She picked her up with a smile, “Hey baby!, mama’s missed you so much.”
Lena giggled with her rosy cheeks and the red hair she inherited from Natasha in a mess, insinuating that she just woke up from a nap.
“Are you staying, mama?” She said sadly, looking up to Natasha with puppy dog eyes.
You looked down as Natasha shot you a look with a grin.
“Yes I am, sweetheart, I even got you some things” she kisses over her cheeks, “ We can open them after mommy makes dinner, right baby?” Nat looks in your direction expecting you to answer to her.
You roll your eyes, holding back a snarky comment because for the sake of your daughter.
“Of course, we’ll open presents after I make dinner,” you tell Lena, tickling her stomach. She backs away and throws her head back in a fit of giggles.
Natasha watches the interaction now realizing how much she missed her family and the laughs they’ve all had. The smile on her face never fading away as the laughs continues.
“Go play detka, me and mommy have to talk” she says, letting her down off her hips.
Lena whines, “Mama I don’t wanna play right now!”
You sighed, “baby go to your room, come on we’re not doing this again.”
She looks up at you with her face scrunched up in anger. In protest she sat done on the floor, trying to stand her ground.
Lately shes acted very disobedient but you haven’t had Nat here to discipline her when needed.
“Get off the floor Yelena” Natasha raised her voice slightly.
Lena huffs, “No.”
“No!” She yells, kicking her feet up and off the ground, screaming until she couldn’t anymore.
Natasha picks her up and storms out the room. The sounds of your daughters feet kicking everything it came across to get out of Natasha’s grip.
“I am your mother yelena, you respect me or you sit in the corner and you think about what you did!”
As soon as you here Natasha’s yell, you decide to walk to Lena’s room to calm her down. Their personalities tend to clash once in a while because your daughter is like her mini me.
One Natasha is already enough but two are hell on earth if you let it get out of control.
“Baby, calm down she probably just wanted to spend some time with you.” You grab Natasha’s face making her look at you. Her face softened when she felt your touch.
You know you’re supposed to be standing your ground right now, knowing that Natasha is still your wife after her act of getting fake papers for you to sign.
Besides that you’ll forever be in love with who she is so staying upset with her is impossible. Also considering you’re the mother of her children.
“Lena, my love, can you stay in here for just a minute and we’ll come back to play with you, okay?”
Lena nods her head ‘okay mommy’
“Alright baby, we love you” you say, grabbing Natasha and shutting the door behind you.
Natasha shuffled her feet in-front of you, “I don’t need a lecture right now, y/n”
You fix the collar of her button shirt, “I’m not, I know how much you love our kids” You mutter, running your hands down her chest.
She smirks at your movements, not entirely sure what you were doing but she wasn’t going to ruin it by asking any questions.
You looked up at your wife, “Just because I’m warming up to you right now doesn’t mean you’re getting any tonight, just so you know”
Her breath hitched as your hand squeezed her cock. You chuckled, “Don’t forget who you married Natasha, I’m not on my knees at your mercy because I’m weak.”
“I’m your fucking wife so treat me like it” You whispered sternly, leaning in and kissing the tip of her ear.
Natasha stood shocked but not surprised. The reason she married you was because you kept her on her toes. Your wife knew you weren’t weak but submissive to her and she loved it but there were times where you left her begging for more.
For you.
#natasha x reader#natasha romanov#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romonova#black widow#black widow x reader#black widow x female reader#black widow x you#marvel#marvel woman#avengers x reader#natasha x you#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanoff x female#smut wlw#natasha smut#smut
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He Loves To Talk You Through It
warning: Smut (18+), shoutout to @shes2real for inspiring me because they ATE DOWN with what they wrote today. Please go check their page out!
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One thing we all love and know Roman for is his way with words. He has a passion for talking, reveling in the sound of his own voice. Yet, as much as he loved to speak, it couldn't compare to the pleasure you felt listening to him.
"Tell daddy how much you love when I fuck you like this..when I look you in the eyes while I hit that spot."
His words always caressed your ears softly, even when they were rough and demanding. Whether he was pinning you down or had his calloused hands wrapped around your throat, every word he spoke felt like a sensual embrace, leaving you breathless with each and every syllable.
"Runnin' ain't gon do nothin’ but make me wanna go deeper.."
That man always makes you feel so many things at once. He has this incredible ability to be both rough and gentle, his words so sinister yet whispered through soft, angelic lips that set your skin ablaze. Your tender, supple skin is handled by his calloused hands, which somehow manage to hold you delicately, with the same gentleness he used to handle your heart.
"Eyes on me.." he commanded with your ass firmly pressed against his pelvis, his dick deep in you almost melting and molding into your wetness as he searched for that spot.
"And don't look away, at all."
You locked eyes with him, staring into his dark eyes through the bedroom closet mirror. That warm, fuzzy feeling in your chest consumed your whole body when he did this. He knew that making you look at him while he snatched every fiber of your being from you would not only make you extremely nervous but also have you begging for mercy.
"A pretty girl like you can't be fucked without me seeing every single moan leave those pretty lips.."
Your whimpers are like music to his ears but listening to them while you were faced down, ass up was never good enough for him. He thrived off having you pinned against his body, physically feeling you fall apart against his skin while you threw your head in the air and allowed your sobs to paint the room.
"Yeah, just like that. Fuck, baby girl. I got you.."
His muscles twitched and tensed against your backside as he held you close by your throat with the hand accompanied by his sleeve. Watching that arm flex as he controlled you practically had your essence dripping down his length. His beautiful smile lines deepened as his lips curled into that sexy smirk that had you swooning each and every time. He watched your eyes divert for a quick second to look at the tattoo. Jesus, he literally had you in a chokehold.
"Look at you, so fucking weak for me right now...melting in my fucking arms,"
Your eyes never left his, just as he wanted, locked in a soul snatching gaze. He felt your body crumbling with every word he spoke, but he held you up. Each heartbeat, each breath, each moan, whimper, bound you tighter to him,
'That's it mama, keep lookin' at daddy.."
He slowly continues his thrusts, being sure to aim for your sweet spot with each movement of his hips. His right hand always finds it's way to your clit rubbing in slow, agonizing circles sliding in between your slit to dip into your wetness and back to your throbbing pearl.
"Damn. You're so in love with me aren't you baby?" he asks before allowing his tongue to trace his lips.
The air felt thin, almost suffocating. You wondered how you could still look this man in the eyes while releasing soft, desperate gasps. Yet, each sound that escaped you, made him throb in response to each breath you made. Your hands clung to his wrists, not to push him away but to anchor yourself as the pleasure pulsed through you.
"You couldn't hide it if you wanted to, you're so damn wet for me..just for me" Your juices still coated his lips from the taste of you he had earlier. He moaned as his mind gave him a quick flashback of his feasting session earlier.
That moan rumbled through your ear almost pushing you to the edge. His fingers still toyed with your clit, pulling away and turning into soft, light taps when he'd hear your breath quicken.
"Aren't you?" he questioned again, this time a bit firmer. A bit rougher.
"Yes, daddy.." you choked out before your teeth sunk into your lower lip. His touch was still steady against your throat. It felt as if every sound trying to escape you was trapped by his grasp.
"Good." his low and husky voice brushed against your ear.
"Because, I'm just as in love with you.." he breathed out, another moan escaping his lips.
You weren't sure how much more of this sweet torment you could take, but you had no choice. The night would be endlessly filled with his touch and the intoxicating words that flowed from his lips.
"Aht, look at me while you cum, sweetheart. You better not look away."
"I just need you to nut one more time baby."
"That's it my love, give me that nut. Fuck, mmm, I love this shit."
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Very very random, but hope you enjoyed it!
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Thirsty Thursday - Stevie’s Garage
steddie, omegaverse, 1960s, omegas entering the workforce, single parents, cw: vague references to suicide
Steve liked working with his hands. As a child that meant playing with lincoln logs and tinker toys, after he presented it meant baking a sewing. Then his no-good, two-timing alpha left him for his secretary, with two pups, Danny (6) and Jenny (7 1/2). Steve won full custody in the divorce, and at least his ex pays his alimony on time.
But it isn’t enough to live on, not with the mortgage and the kids. Fortunately, he doesn’t have to worry about the house falling apart; he’s been doing home repairs the entire time, learned to change his own oil in his car, can fix a flat tire with ease.
More and more omegas are driving now, and Steve figures they would appreciate service from someone who won’t talk down to them. He gets a loan from his aunt, a maiden omega who invested well, and opens his own automobile service station: Stevie’s Garage.


Robin helps him get set up: painting the sign, ordering supplies, answering phone calls, while Steve gets under the hoods and gets his hands dirty.
He does well enough that after the first month he puts an ad in the paper to hire a second mechanic. He figures it will take a while to find an alpha (or even a beta) who can stand working for an omega.
Much to his surprise, a man with dark curls and a shy smile comes by later that week asking if the job is still available. Steve has Eddie check the car on the lift, and he finds the loose fan belt in a couple minutes, changes it out.
Steve hires him on the spot.
It turns out Eddie’s got a pup, too. Carrie’s in Danny’s class at school, and all Eddie will say is that her mother isn’t around anymore. Steve doesn’t pry. It means the three pups ride the bus to the garage after school and play together there until the workday is done. Jenny’s bossy, a bit feral, and loyal to a fault. The first day Carrie gets off the bus with them, she asks why she isn’t going home to her mom, all childish bluntness.
“Mama died in the bathtub when I was really little, then I went to live with Daddy,” Carrie answers, just a statement of fact.
Steve’s glad he didn’t pry.
After that, Jenny is as protective of Carrie as she is of her brother.
Three months after he hired Eddie, Steve admits to himself that he likes the alpha. More than likes him. Eddie smells nice, and he’s gentle with the pups, never raises his voice in anger—only in excitement or fear—he tells jokes and stories to pass the time, sings along with the radio. But mostly, he looks at Steve like a starving man looks at bread when he thinks the omega isn’t looking.
Steve wants to feed him.
They both have engine grease under their fingernails, are covered in heavy-duty cotton, Steve’s hair is under a kerchief; there is nothing particular sexy about the moment. But Steve can’t wait any longer, and he presses up against Eddie, pins him in place and kisses his mouth.
“I’m dead, yeah? The lift fell and I was crushed by Mrs. Wheeler’s Bel Air, and I’m dead,” Eddie babbles when their lips part.
“Not dead,” Steve replies with a grin. “I’ve been wanting to do that for a while.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” Steve leans in for another kiss, one that Eddie deepens, his tongue slipping easily between parted lips. “I’ll need to get Robin to babysit.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, Munson. You’re taking me out dancing.”
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Steve answers the door with his housecoat still on, crouching down to say hello to Carrie first, the pup throwing her arms around his neck. “Head into the living room, honey, the kids are doing a puzzle with Robbie,” he says, watching her scamper past him into the house. He turns to Eddie with a soft smile, “Just give me a couple minutes and I’ll be ready to go.”
“Yeah, sure,” Eddie agrees, smile just as soft.
Steve disappears to his bedroom, and Eddie waits awkwardly in the doorway. He hears laughter from deeper in the house, followed by Robin saying, “Hey there, Care-Bear, come sit by me.”
He’s ruminating on how nice it is to have people who adore his kid as much as he does around, to give her that big family feeling, at least a little bit. Then Steve comes down the hallway wearing a proper dress, and Eddie quite literally stops breathing.
Dressed to the nines, Steve is a revelation, but he simply takes Eddie’s hand and says, “So, where are you taking me?”
“Enzo’s,” Eddie answers, no longer worried that it’s too much. Steve deserves the nicest restaurant in town for their first date. Steve deserves the best of everything.
Not that either of them has fancy tastes, not knowing what half the things on the menu are. Eddie gets spaghetti and meatballs, and Steve gets a chicken dish with some kind of red sauce. They talk and trade bites of food, both careful as they eat—Steve due to a lifetime of practice, Eddie because he realized as soon as the waiter took their order that he’d made a mistake and that leaving without marinara on his shirt would be a miracle.
After, he tells Steve to order dessert, and they split a tiramisu. Eddie pays the bill without really looking at it, having kept a tally in his head of the prices by habit, leaves a nice tip, and helps Steve up from his seat. “Ready for that dance?”
Steve smiles and nods, following Eddie to the dance floor. Enzo’s has a live band on the weekends; “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole starts just as Steve steps onto the parquet dance floor, his arms settling easily around Eddie’s neck. “I love this song,” he murmurs as they start to sway.
“Makes sense,” Eddie murmurs, “You’re certainly unforgettable, Steve.” They’re silent after that, moving to the music, bodies pressed close. A new song starts, and they keep swaying, dancing merely an excuse to hold each other in public, to trade small kisses.
“Robin’s planning to spend the night at my place,” Steve says once they are safely back in Eddie’s car.
“Oh?”
“We still have plenty of time…”
“Steve?”
“Take me back to your place, Eddie.”
He doesn’t need to be told twice, driving on autopilot, as Steve rubs his hand up and down Eddie’s thigh.
Steve pounces on him as soon as they get through Eddie’s front door, kissing him hard and reaching for his belt. They shed clothes down the hallway, until they reach Eddie’s bedroom, leaving the lights off, everything illuminated well enough by the nearly full moon.


Eddie stops breathing again. Steve is a vision in only his slip, white satin and lace showing off so much more of his skin than Eddie’s ever seen. Carefully, he reaches out, suddenly nervous���a crass, unworthy man standing before the loveliest omega on earth—and pinches a bit of fabric at Steve’s waist, afraid to touch more.
“Hey,” Steve whispers, placing a hand over Eddie’s, “It’s okay. I’m still just me. Not gonna break, Ed.”
Everything after that is slow and sweet. Perfect.
Eddie cries tears of pleasure as he sinks into Steve’s wet heat. Steve mewls at being properly knotted for the first time in years. They fall asleep tangled together, the most relaxed either of them have felt, possibly ever.
Steve wakes early, before the sun is up. Eddie stirs beside him as soon as he moves, and Steve is happy to take a couple minutes to kiss.
There’s plenty of time to get home before the pups wake.
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Big thanks to @itcanbepalped for sharing the inspo with me and then riffing for a bit! Love you, Mads!!!
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