#mama!jessica

[the-flaming-nightmare]

The first few hours at the precinct had started out relatively good. They didn't have a case so far, but he was still happy to stick around and hangout with the team for awhile.

He should have realized sooner though that his sudden stroke of luck wouldn't last him long. He was still Malcolm Bright, after all. Of course nothing good could ever last long.

Reblogs are dearly appreciated ❤

[punkeropercyjackson]

GWORL HOW'D JESSICA AND HOBIE MANAGE TO BE SO MOM AND SON-CODED FROM ONE INTERACTION IN A 2 HOUR MOVIE.......

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune's mom and dad stay with jaune because their house has mold but as it turns out jessica cruz came to visit

Papa Arc: Thanks fer Puttin' us up boy.

Jaune: Not a problem! I mean, Saph is putting up the rest, I figure I could handle you two.

Mama Arc: It was awfully Nice of her. I am happy for the mild vacation though.

Jaune: *Unlocking his door* Well you two deserve-

Jessica: *Wearing nothing but an Apron, Holding a tray of Enchiladas* Hey Hon- EEP!

*She fumbles the tray a little, spilling some sauce on the floor

Jessica: ¡Lo lamento! No me di cuenta- I- I'll go change! Sorry!

Mama Arc: I like her! She cute~

Papa Arc: ... The food smells good.

Jaune: *sigh* You two go get set up, make yourself at home. I'm gonna go comfort her.

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Jessica Chastain

[obioxide]

Jessica Rose 🤤🤤💥mine wife

[5ilent5cience]

THE PLAGUE IV Characters

Since everyone is curious about the other characters more than Donnie and Raph, such as "What happen to the other characters in this au" stuff

So here you go, hope this answers your questions !

If you have any questions, just ask me :)

[juanarc-thethird]

How about sis it’s are you winning son with Jaune but with any girl?

Are you winning, Son?

Papa Arc: *Slam the door open* Are you winning, Son?

Jaune: *Pounding the fuck out of Jessica's pussy with his massive cock from behind as she lays on the bed cuddling and biting a pillow*

Jessica: *Cock drunk* OUGH!~💕 FNCK!~💕 MMPH!~💕

Papa Arc: *Shock*

Mama Arc: *She closes the door right away*

Papa Arc: Honey?

Mama Arc: *Looks at him with a threatening look* Don't get in the way of our future grandchildren, understood?

Papa Arc: *Scared* Y-Yes honey.

[haematoclan]

Jessica Jaclyn & Big Mama would make a perfect pair and no, I will not elaborate!

(ok, maybe I'll elaborate a little)

Jessica is: money and goal oriented, ambitious, manipulative, a showwoman, charismatic, a fast thinker, she won't hesitate to put kids in harms way for entertainment and profit, has Everything Goes in the ring rule, and finally:

bends the rules in her favor at the last second:

In conclusion: Big Mama would be down for Jessica so bad, you can't convince me otherwise!

[texaschainsawmascara]

personal fav horror trope: the chill creative cool parent

Evil Dead Rise / Mama / Brightburn / The Devil's Candy

[r0tt3n-p1ckles]

[sidusvenari]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSIBLING DYNAMICS WITH GWEN !! ♡⁠ (⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

pairing: platonic!Gwen Stacy x fem!black!reader / mom!Jessica Drew x adopted!Gwen Stacy x reader.

genre: fluff! headcanons! a liiiiiiittle bit of angst! just a little bit 🤏🏾

warnings: english is not my first language, daddy issues, pregnancy ig, mentions of normal sibling violence

a.n: hello!! :3 this is the first day of my challenge of writing something everyday for the entirety of July! so yeah! this popped out on my head when i was having a conversation with my brother so i wanted to write it down! anyways, love y'all, be safe! <3 xoxo

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤPLEASE CONSIDER REBLOGGING!!

it started with Jess talking about Gwen all the time. you were jealous, yeah, but you wouldn't admit it. the girl was disinherited by her father over being spiderwoman, which was ridiculous. but you could relate, since your own father left your mother when he found out she was spiderwoman. but that's not the point. over the time, Gwen started visiting more, having more sleepovers, and all that stuff. until the day Jess came home asking how you would like a sister. obviously you already knew what she was talking about, so, yeah let's now go to the ✨ sibling dynamics ✨.

 ⁠↳  when Gwen gets more comfortable, oh boy, poor Jess

↳ you two are a menace to this woman

↳ you're always fighting about something

↳ mostly because Gwen took something of yours, like a shirt or a hoodie

↳ she says they're more comfortable than hers and would die on this hill

↳ likes to go to your room and just lay on the floor while you do your stuff

↳ or just walk around and read a book, or sit on the ceiling and creep at you

|ㅤ "can you stop? you're freaking me out."

|ㅤ "nah. btw why do you have so many entries about hobie in your diary?"

|ㅤ "mOOOM"

|ㅤ "nO NO NO STOP"

↳ and then you'd throw a stapler at her

↳ if you knew how to cook, would definitely teach Gwen so she could go to the cookout at the Morales'

↳ Jess doesn't approve Miles to date Gwen but oh well

↳ you would be the BEST wingwoman for Gwen, always going out with her as a disguise

↳ hobie, pav, margo and miles would defo have a sleepover at your house when Mom™ is out in mission

|ㅤ "mom can the boys and Margo sleepover?"

|ㅤ "while i'm away? nuh uh!"

|ㅤ "but mom-"

|ㅤ "did your sister agree with that"

|ㅤ "uhm…"

|ㅤ "Y/N DID YOU AGREE WITH THE SLEEPOVER"

|ㅤ "YEAH MOM IT'S FINE"

↳ and she would give Gwen the most criminal offensive side eye ever given, but everything would work out fine (lie).

↳ she learned how to braid hair so you wouldn't have to do it by yourself, cause she saw how tiring it was for you to do your own braids

↳ you take care of each other's hair like, in general

↳ would only go to salons when really needed

↳ defo do each others nails

↳ (projecting w this one but 🤭) you like acrylic nails and she likes them short

↳ you would do all the prep for your nails and she would do like cool designs or pick the colors

↳ TALKING ABOUT COLORS

↳ y'all don't match outfits, you match the color schemes!!!!

|ㅤ "i wanna do red"

|ㅤ "nah let's go with purple, G"

|ㅤ "but red-"

↳ and there goes another argument :D

↳ Gwen has nightmares almost every night

↳ so it's common for you to go to her room in the middle of the night just to calm her down

↳ she would cry on your shoulder every time, and apologize a thousand times about waking you up

|ㅤ "ay, don't worry, G. you're my sister, I'm here for you"

↳ and she would cry even harder

↳ overall you're very protective over each other

↳ but you did chase her with a knife once... meh, another day another slay !

↳ she loves you more than anything

↳ and so do you <3

↳ mama Jess is just grateful for the blessings.

tagging: @ppinkkkiwi @elusive-honeydew

[punkeropercyjackson]

Ah lawt of Hobie headcanons got me feeling like the reverse yet same energy of those memes saying cutesy children's characters aren't into edgy shit(Fluttershy,Hello Kitty,Bluey Heeler,etc)like shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!HOBIE BROWN DOES NOT LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT OR PRETENDING TO SMOKE CIGARETTES OR WHITE ASS GAY BOOKS AND HE IS NAWT A BAD BUT SAD BOY,HOBIE BROWN LIKES KORN AND GOING ON PETTY CRIME SPREES AND INDIE HORROR GAMES AND HE HAS BPTSD AT 17 BECAUSE BLACK KID TRAUMA IS A FUCKING CUNT BUT HE ALWAYS TRIES HIS BEST TO STAY A GOOD PERSON WHO BRINGS KINDNESS AND LIBERATION TO THE WORLDS NO MATTER WHAT.Hobie ALSO likes diy'ing piercings for his loved ones and himself,combo'ing his energy drinks and same for his foods but always the nastiest sounding fusions,doing eyeliner tears,literally swimming with sharks,hanging out at graveyards and abandoned buildings,motorcyle riding on Jess' bike with her and convincing her to do sick ass tricks as she's to him what Peter B is/was to Miles and being like them Dual Kawaii pics with Gwen and Miles THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kazbrown]

Adam heaved a relieved sigh as he and Cain hauls the latest kill for their dinner tonight.

As they head to their hut, Adam sees he's precious one true ( and as far as he's concerned) loving wife waving at them while smiling brightly. Seeing this lovely sight, Adam throws the dead saber tooth tiger at Cain, causing him to yelp at the suddenness and weight.

The First Man and Mother of Humanity share a loving embrace, completely unaware of Cain having an annoyed look on his face, but quickly turns into a mischievous smile as he sees the dead prehistoric tigers fang broke off.

Adam: The best husband and father ever is back baby!

Eve: ( giggles at her husband's antics ) How's your hunting with Cain go, Honeybear?

Adam: Eh, kid did good. He's definitely better than how he started out.

Eve: Addy.....he was five when you tried to teach Cain and Aclima hunting.

Adam: Still, it's going to be a looooong time before he gets as good as m-!

Adam suddenly stops and screams manly ( read: yelps shrilly ) loudly as he jumps in pain. Eve gasps at her husband's pain before she hears the source problem.

Her sweet first son Cain laughing as he points and mocks at his father's pain while Adam tries to pull out the saber tooth tiger's fang on his butt.

Adam sees Cain and immediately two-and-two together, he immediately decides to discipline his son.

Adam: ( angry ) WHY YOU LITTLE! ( quickly grabs Cain by the throat and proceeds to strangle him ) I'll teach you to make fun of your father's pain!

Cain: ( choking) Ha-h-a Ha! W-worth i-it!

Eve: ( horrified) Adam! Stop that! Put him down NOW!

Adam, not wanting his usual kindhearted wife angry at him, he quickly let's go of Cain, who rubs his neck.

Eve: How many times do I have to tell you, Adam? No strangling Cain! No matter how much he makes you upset!

Adam looks down, embarrassed. Cain hides his snickering at his father being chastised. But Eve quickly put a stop to that.

Eve: Don't think your off the hook, Cain! ( Cain's smirk swiftly turns into a cringe look at his mother's anger at him ) You shouldn't have done that to your father! You could have seriously hurt him!

Eve gives them both a disappointed look, which to them is almost worse than her angry.

Adam and Cain: ( chastised) Sorry, Eve/Mom.

Eve sighs at her two troublesome boys as they send poorly hidden mocking faces at each other while they walk into their shared hut with their quarry.

Eve: ( hopeful ) Well, I hope at least they'll get along better in the future!

******

Present Day

A Sinner Adam is violently strangles his son, who is also a Sinner, at the Hazbin Hotel.

Adam: You fucking cheating, little shit! I know you were distracting me!

Cain: ( chokes ) No-ot my f-ault you s-s-suck at video g-games, Old T-timer!

Adam: I don't suck! You suck, First Failure!

Cain: W-what a c-comp-pling a-agrument, First M-man-C-child!

Charlie looks on at this, upset at this violent ( and unfortunately recurring ) action, she turns to Eve, who is just drinking her tea calmly.

Charlie: Um, excuse me, Miss Eve?

Eve: ( smiles ) Please, dear! We're practically family at this point. Just call me Aunt Eve or Mama Eve!

Charlie: (smiles uneasy) R-right! Well, Mama Eve, do you think either one of us should stop that?

Eve: My dear future daughter-in-law, I've been trying to pry my beloved husband and my darling sweet boy apart for centuries. At this point, mainly due to Cain's curse, it's pointless at this point.

Eve and Charlie watch as Cain retains enough strength to proceed to choke Adam back.

Eve: ( smiles warmly, unconcerned) Honestly, I think this is fun to them now!

[afellowgoodsir]

Mama (2013) dir. Andy Muschietti

[theicarusconstellation]

will forever mourn the loss of mama’s boy paul

[tarjapearce]

Hola! This is my first time talkin' here (Ay Dios mio que vergüenza tengo jsjsjjs) but here a thing i am curious: Jess in Soccer Family has her child ? Or she will get the child soon? Or just a no for now? Since well she is pregnant in the movie ofc. If she does, maybe like mama by her experience with raising children can help Jess. (Vamos digo, Jess es BFF con Mama so, why not?)

Ay coño disculpa la molestia pero es para saber 😭💀

¿Pero porqué la pena, amix? 🤭❤️. Acá no existe tal cosa.

As for Jess, She does has her baby. Mama was the first one in getting pregnant. Then MJ followed when Gabi was around 10 years and then Jess.

In the Soccer Fam AU, Mayday and Benji have the same age, Jessica's baby is a 1 year old.

For Jessica and MJ things regarding babies came a bit tricky (Since we all know what happened between Peter and MJ) and Jessica was still preggers in the movie.

And also work and other business made things difficult for her. I have the head canon that Jessica takes her time regarding such important decision. That's why her baby is the youngest among the three ~.

(Actually, MJ wanted a baby as soon as Gabi turned one years old 🥹 but issues with Peter ensued) And Jess at the time was too focused in her career since she broke up with her boyfriend. But years later meets her husband ✨

Hope this helps!