#malus and dark purple are technically

[muffledexplosion162]

“Dark Purple, what the fuck are you doing”

“Shush and let me do my thing”

[victeux]

I went ahead and just did Malus and Radio’s human verse for this thing so there u go, their information under the cut.

Questions Addressed to Your Muse!

▌What is your real name?: “Malus.”

▌What is your /real/ name?: “... Malus Necessitudinem? I promise I’m not lying.“

▌Do you know why you were called that?: “Well, I chose it for myself while Latin was still a thing. I liked the sound of it. Bad relationship. That’s technically what I’m the goddess of, so it felt fitting.”

▌Are you single or taken?: “Single.”

▌Have any abilities or powers?: “More than I could name.”

▌What’s your eye color?: “Which eye? They tend to change colors. Mainly, they are red and pink.”

▌How about your hair color?: “I like to call it iridescent.”

▌Have you any family members?: "Plenty. Although, I don’t consider them family like humans do. We’re all just gods.”

▌Oh? What about pets?: “Quite a few. A dragon, an owl... There’s no point in naming them all.”

▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like: “Calm.”

▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?: “I enjoy causing chaos in the human world.”

▌Ever hurt anyone before?: “Yes.”

▌Ever killed anyone before?: “Of course.”

▌What kind of animal are you?: “Some may call me a snake.”

▌Name some of your worst habits: “Hm... Unsure. Perhaps angering other gods.”

▌Do you look up to anyone at all?: "No.”

▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?: “I consider myself to be pansexual.”

▌Do you go to school?: “No.”

▌Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?: “Well, marrying isn’t common where I’m from, and I’ve already had children, so...”

▌Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?: “Certainly not.”

▌What are you most afraid of?: “Nothing.”

▌What do you usually wear?: “I enjoy my flowy gowns. They make me seem dramatic.”

▌Do you love someone?: “No.”

▌When was the last time you wet yourself?: “It has never happened.”

▌What class are you?: “Class? High class.”

▌How many friends do you have?: “I wouldn’t say I have any friends.”

▌What are your thoughts on pie?: "It’s food.”

▌Favorite drink?: “Red wine.”

▌What’s your favorite place?: “My temple.”

▌Are you into someone~?: “No.”

▌Would you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean?: “Ocean. So dark, deep, and naturally terrifying. It brings me great joy at how beautiful oceans are.”

▌What’s your type?: ”The type that can make me feel anything towards them. Rare, indeed.”

▌Camping or indoors?: “Indoors.”

▌What is your real name?: “Rachel Kuchen.”

▌What is your /real/ name?: “Ramone Wagner, I suppose. Legally, that’s not my real name anymore.“

▌Do you know why you were called that?: “I don’t know. The last name was my father’s, of course.”

▌Are you single or taken?: “Single.”

▌Have any abilities or powers?: “Not that I consider an ability or power. I guess I have enhanced eyesight and hearing, but I don’t consider that a power.”

▌What’s your eye color?: “They used to be blue, I think. They’re yellow now.”

▌How about your hair color?: “Used to be brown, now it’s grey. Along with the antennae things, those are pink, purple, and blue.”

▌Have you any family members?: "Not anymore.”

▌Oh? What about pets?: “No.”

▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like: “Water.”

▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?: “Embroidery. Hiking. Stargazing.”

▌Ever hurt anyone before?: “Yes.”

▌Ever killed anyone before?: “... Yes.”

▌What kind of animal are you?: “I’m... Not sure. I’ve never thought about that. I guess I’d be something skiddish... Like a rabbit.”

▌Name some of your worst habits: “I forget to water my plants sometimes.”

▌Do you look up to anyone at all?: "Not right now.”

▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?: “I’m not sure. I don’t think about those things often.”

▌Do you go to school?: “I did.”

▌Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?: “... That feels like a big question to answer. I’m not sure. Maybe when I adjust more, I can answer you.”

▌Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?: “I don’t think so.”

▌What are you most afraid of?: “My father.”

▌What do you usually wear?: “I like my work uniform. It feels important.”

▌Do you love someone?: “No.”

▌When was the last time you wet yourself?: “I can’t remember that well. I’m sure it was some time when I was having my limbs changed. I wasn’t allowed to walk, so I’m sure that happened at some point. I can’t remember it properly.”

▌What class are you?: “Middle class.”

▌How many friends do you have?: “... Maybe one or two.”

▌What are your thoughts on pie?: "I like it.”

▌Favorite drink?: “I enjoy juices from fruit.”

▌What’s your favorite place?: “Anywhere in the woods. It’s so calm out there. It feels like a different world.”

▌Are you into someone~?: “No.”

▌Would you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean?: “I don’t like to swim. I can’t swim. If I had to, though, I’d rather the lake. At least there’s a bottom to a lake.”

▌What’s your type?: “I don’t know. Again, I don’t think about these things.”

▌Camping or indoors?: “Camping.”

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