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[enchantedtalismannsfw]

Party Induced - Gift Fic

Bran felt a little flushed. A little unsettled. Like he had missed a step climbing the stairs. But more so. More potent.

All because Wynter had wrapped his arm around his shoulders and held him close.

"H-hey," Bran swallowed. He forgot himself. Forgot why they were there for a moment. His dick was suddenly achingly hard with how firm Wynter's fingers were against him. Squeezing him close.

"Hey yourself, you're a little on the drunk side, huh?" Wynter teased, his eyes were bright with laughter. He looked...good.

Not that Bran cared if he did, obviously. He had a wife at home or well, hopefully at home. Things hadn't exactly been obvious but there were hints. It was why Bran was here drinking at their mutual friends, Rocky's, party. Then he remembered Wynter had asked him a question. What was the question? "What was the question?" He slurred, gods but Wynter had nice hands. The one suddenly holding his cheek was really warm, and big and strong.

"Damn, okay, maybe more than a little drunk." Wynter chuckled and woah they were suddenly very close. His lips a scant few centimeters away from Bran.

Bran sucked in a breath and he thought, I really want to kiss you.

Wynter pulled back and then grinned, "You really want a kiss?" He winked, "You'll owe me one. I've needed a blowjob for weeks."

A blowjob, rings in Bran's mind, more than the realization and embarrassment that he apparently said the kissing thought aloud. His traitorous brain couldn't help thinking about Wynter's fat cock and balls against his face (because he had seen what his best friend was packing, and it was large). Already his belly was twisting in pleasure at the thought of placing his lips against Wynter's piss slit. "Uh, sure."

Wynter must have thought Bran meant the kiss because suddenly they were kissing, lips warming against eachother. Wynter pressed forward with his tongue, taking and working Bran over with a singleminded force.

It made Bran feel owned. His body trembling, his own dick surging and balls rising. Fuck, was he about to cum just from a simple kiss?

Finally, Wynter pulled back, grinning wide and bright, "Yeah, that wasn't bad for a first time with a man. You're pretty submissive for a straight dude." He laughed when Bran blushed and ran his fingers against Bran's cheek, "Should I take you upstairs and get you into bed?"

And Bran said, "Yes, please," because it was easier than forming every last sentence in his head. The amount of sexual energy inside of him felt like a malotov cocktail ready to burst.

Admittedly, when Wynter really did put him to bed and curl up around him, his hand naturally landing between Bran's legs, he was a little disappointed.

Less so when Wynter said, "I'm going to train you into my straight little toy, you know that right?"

Bran moaned and was ashamed to admit that he came right then against Wynter's hand.

"Holy shit." Wynter said, "I can't believe you came from that, shit you're something special, aren't you." He pulled Bran into another kiss while his hand manipulated Bran's poor sensitive dick into a messy lather of his own cum in his underwear.

It was heaven.

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[welcometomybraincomics]

Just had the hilarious realization that Malotov, the group's pyromaniac, and Frostbite, the group's cryomaniac, are the best of friends and have adopted eachother as siblings

[shaneisstillhere]

malotov gock-tail

[deansandromeda]

swan song is one of the best episodes of the whole series imo for many reasons but if i had to highlight one it would be lucifer being like "cas... 🤨 did you just malotov my bro" and cas just outright fucking denies it like they all did not just witness said malotov

[bravernificationbeam]

extremely funny to me that adam is still alive after the holy fire malotov cocktail and 1200 cage years while jimmy novak isn’t. do you think michael was like “jesus christ castiel what did you do to him?!”

[femaleganondorfdragmire]

SCREAMING their design is so cool and I LOVE how all of their villains die tragically!! I'm worried about St. Cloud now :0 does he tease them about it??

I've seen malotov's work!! I love his stuff so much!!

St. Cloud does kind of beg you to hate him- which is what makes him so lovable! The best characters are usually the baddies imo and the more irritating the more adorable. Malcom and Sheila are just so campy and perfect together I was in love almost instantly. (My villain OC was too, to be honest 😳 it was all "we should team up because we both want to attack the venture compound (my scientist OC lives on the venture compound sort of like Dr. O does ANYWAY-) we should attack them together for villain reasons TOTALLY NOT because you and your wife are the most HANDSOME couple I've ever seen shut up)

The only images I have of my OCS are these quick sketches I did at work a little while ago hehe

They are both previous proteges of Jonas Venture (Sr. Ofc). They were the original lab rat for his cloning procedure. I say they both were because neither of them know for certain who is the clone and who is the original. The main difference between them is temperament. While equal in intelligence, The Leviathan is a very "the end justifies the means" person while Dr. Noël is more of a "Do No Harm" person. Leviathan is certain she is the original and has made it her life's purpose to exterminate her counterpart. Well, until about season 4, but that I'm still working out ;)

Ahhhhh another selfshipper who not only knows what venture bros is but has great taste in characters!! I love your blog sm, every time I see you on my dash I get so happy!!

oh my goodness no, you've found out about my love for Augustus St. Cloud!!!! i can never show my face around these parts again 🙈🙈🙈 no for real, thank you so much for this lovely message!!! 😖💖 you are such a sweet, kind-hearted person, and even though we haven't known each other long at all, it's great seeing what you like to post about!! you've really made my night 🥰 high-five on the selfshipping, and of course for The Venture Bros (which everyone should watch)! who's your favourite character? 👀

[msnikkimoneypenny]

Tucker Carlson from Fox News coming after CNN for calling the riots an insurrection.

So CNN coming back with receipts saying it was an insurrection

Saying how they climbed the walls of congress, threaten lawmakers, one man was found with zip ties, weapons were recovered. They found malotov cocktails, and pipe bombs.

[colbysunshine]

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[hellbuilt-blog]

❮⛧❯.  This place was a disaster. Somehow he had landed in a new dimension. Damien was unsure if he had made some sort of leap without realizing. For all he knew the time-lord jackass had kidnapped him again. Who knows! None of it really mattered at this point. Damien was set on making the most of this until he found a way home. 

There was so much trash around that he had easily found a way to set things on fire. A crumbling old bar had bottles with booze left inside. He had quickly snatched them along with an old rag he ripped up as fuse’s. He was going to malotov cocktail this shitstain world. Using a lighter he had stolen out of a passerby’s pocket, he lit the fist. He threw it into a broken window of a store, the bottle shattering as it hit a display inside. He could hear the crackling of flames as the alcohol ignited. A wicked smile danced on his lips, showing pointed teeth and large canines. 

“Fuckin’ metal!”

[alamparelli123]

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[brodingles]

I just imagined Teru Teru throwing a malotov cocktail through my window and shouting “NO ONE CARES”

[bravernificationbeam]

thinking about 'castiel. did you just malotov my brother?' versus 'michael. i can't fail him *touch*' '*MICHAEL SAYS FUCK ALL AND JUST VAPORIZES LILITH*'

[aphoticart]

"Lights a malotov" fireball

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

[akumanoken-archive]

“.....maybe arson?? Like the warehouse district.. listen to metal and drink something strong and make Malotovs....”  

[pfriedpfarisee]

the ipstream

an umbral chorus eclipse trip with the flip side smile, and the whip tip rips a withheld wail from the lips. the silencing brick clips a passing fair head dip while The Lost grip their Malotov sips.

-jr            (12/14/16)