#malleus is serving looks as per usual

[twst-chaos]

Malleus Draconia studying the historic events of Floptropica (a totally real place btw)

Truly a great nation 🫡

…I take requests. I’m running out of ideas

[it-happened-one-fic]

Ghostly Happenings - Silver (Part 3)

Author Notes: Only one more section to go after this one! Anyhow, this is the third section of my Halloween/October twst fic series. Much of what I said about the first and second parts of this fic holds true for this one. The entire series is post Diasomnia overblot, hopefully non canon-compliant, and was greatly inspired by the 1947 movie "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir." I also listened to "Freaking Me Out" by Ava Max while writing this fic series. As per usual, reader is gender-neutral. I hope you enjoy!

Type: Gender-neutral reader/ Ghost AU/ noncanon compliant/ Post Diasomnia overblot/ tad bit of angst with comfort/ fluff/ romance implied/ pining

Word Count: 1105

{Part 1}, {Part 2}, {Part 3: You're Here!}, {Part 4}

Also available on AO3 (link deleted due to glitches)

Predictably, I didn’t get much sleep that night, and I was still exhausted even as I trudged into the bathroom to scrub the floors.

I hadn’t said anything to Grim about the identity of our new ghostly companion, and I hadn’t seen Silver since he’d disappeared last night.

To be honest, a part of me doubted that I’d ever even seen him and hadn’t just dreamed him up in one of those brief snatches of rest I had gotten.

After all, I had been reminiscing about my school days, and the memory of Silver was an indelible one. 

His death was something I would never forget. How could I, when it had happened the way it did after I’d just become close to him?

In addition to that, Silver always had looked like someone a person could only dream up. Being that attractive ought to be impossible. Though, to be fair, a lot of my classmates had been and remained unrealistically attractive. 

I’d always just assumed it was something about the water in this world.

I scrubbed at one particularly stained tile with a frown as I continued to muse to myself about the events of last night.

 It really did make more sense for me to have dreamed up Silver being the new ghost at Ramshackle. His being here didn’t make any sense. 

While it was true he probably was unhappy with the fact his life had been cut short, I couldn’t see Silver being someone to keep clinging to life. He’d always been so accepting of everything that came his way.

Not to say that he hadn’t been a fighter, but… He hadn’t struck me as someone who kept clinging to something after it was already over. He was graceful that way. It was something I’d always admired.

And then there was the matter of Lilia, Sebek, and Malleus. Silver would stay near them if he’d become a ghost. They were the people he’d been closest to. His family. He wouldn’t come and live at Ramshackle dorm, even if that was where a lot of ghosts liked to come.

I’d probably just dreamed up the events of last night due to missing him, regretting things that had happened, and having let myself wallow in nostalgia for a brief bit. 

I’d always had weird dreams since coming to Twisted Wonderland anyway. Plus, it wasn’t like I hadn’t ever dreamed of Silver before… It was just that they weren’t usually quite so realistic and usually left me waking up with a frown. Wishing I could just go back to sleep and re-enter my pleasant dreams rather than having to get up.

The worst part about my dream about ghostly Silver was that I couldn’t talk about it with anyone. They’d only worry about how I was living alone with just Grim and some ghosts.

Pretty much all of my friends would invite me to come live with them just for fear that the solitude was getting to me. And it would be kind of them to do so even after I’d already told them no several times.

Malleus, in particular, wouldn’t let the matter go. I knew perfectly well that he blamed himself for Silver’s death and had always regretted everything about his overblot including, my involvement in it, since, up until then, I had been his means of escape from the chains his own life held.

Bringing up a strange dream about Silver haunting me at Ramshackle would only serve to drag up those nasty old memories.

So I knew, for a fact, that Malleus would insist that I come and live at his palace in the Valley of Thorns so that I would no longer be alone. Because he knew and understood loneliness to a special degree that many didn’t.

I sighed to myself as I pondered the fae who remained a close friend of mine even after everything that had happened. He was one of the ones who always expressed so much concern as to how I was coping with continuing to live at Ramshackle dorm.

I had no doubts that he was, to a degree, projecting his past loneliness and sorrow onto me. Because that’s just the way Malleus was.

There was no way I could ever broach the subject of a ghostly Silver to him or any of my other friends from the Valley of Thorns. After all, Lilia had blamed himself much like Malleus did, and so did Sebek.

All of them persisted in blaming themselves even though, in reality, there was one person who bore far more blame when it came to Silver’s death….

I shook my head, annoyed with myself for even starting to go through that same dusty old thought process as I willed myself to stop thinking about the dream that continued to haunt me, much like how its contents would have been if it had been reality. And perhaps I wished it were reality.

But going down that line of thought was never a good idea and was precisely the reason I avoided thinking about Malleus’s overblot in particular. Nothing good ever came of it since it always brought silly little what-ifs to mind that could never come true.

Guilt-tripping myself wouldn’t fix anything. It wouldn’t bring Silver back, and it wouldn’t change anything at all. 

My fingers curled around the wet cloth in my hand as I focused hard on the floor. Swallowing thickly as I repeated that same harsh truth to myself as a way to ground myself from my own depressing thoughts.

Silver hadn’t come back just to haunt my home and spend time with me. And I couldn’t decide if that was a truth that relieved me or broke my heart.

I dropped the now-filthy rag back into my bucket of now-dirty water as the bell tolled that classes were about to start. I was right on time with finishing my cleaning as usual.

The bathroom was clean for the upcoming horde of students who may or may not maintain a reasonably clean state. But I wasn’t actually bitter about it. 

After all, I’d been far harder on this school than any of them had managed thus far, and I honestly prayed it stayed that way. I didn’t know if the teachers could handle that level of drama again.

Now all that was left to my day was a bit of mopping and cleaning up any accidents that occurred in alchemy or potionology. Both were, without a doubt, the messiest classes outside of P.E. And the lawn wasn’t part of my job, so P.E. was of no concern to me.

@vera-deville

[letterstoear]

Welcome to my dorm~

Riddle Rosehearts:

Greetings, I’m Riddle Rosehearts, the Housewarden of Heartslabyul. I’m pleased to have you join Heartslabyul, now, shall we see your talents? Don’t hesitate to show your skills, whatever skills you have will be useful like the card soldiers who served the Queen of Hearts. Make sure you keep a close eye on all 810 rules of this dorm, if not, it’ll be off with your head.

Leona Kingscholar:

As per the usual customs, the name’s Leona Kingscholar, if you haven’t already guessed, I’m the Housewarden of Savanaclaw. Understand there’s only one rule to be followed, obey the king. Don’t worry the rule is easy to follow along with, just be careful not to anger your fellow classmates. You wouldn’t want an angry pack coming after you in the night. Well, that’s all I have to say, behave well herbivore.

Azul Ashengrotto:

Welcome ____________,

I, Azul Ashengrotto, will be your Housewarden here at Octavinelle. You’re truly lucky to be a part of Octavinelle, for if you encounter danger I’ll be at your service. Of course, it’s a Housewarden’s job to help those in need. So long as you’re able to pay the fee I see us having no trouble working together. Now then, have you gotten a good look at the Mostro Lounge?

Kalim Al Asim:

Hello! I’m Kalim Al Asim, I’ll be your Housewarden during your stay at NRC! Hey, don't be late to our first feast of the year. Everyone will be working hard to greet the new students. There’s going to be a parade and the Vice-Housewarden’s food is fantastic to eat. Don’t worry too much about all that stressful stuff, life should be a party! See you soon.

Vil Schoheint:

Pomefiore, the dorm of beauty and grace, it’s a pleasure to be a part of such a dorm. I, the Housewarden, Vil Schoheint make it clear to each student to follow the path of the Fairest Queen. Every inch of you will be polished to its fullest potential, I pray you won’t disappoint me. If you were to go against this path, well I’m sure you’ll be holding your breath if that time were to come. May your time here at Pomefiore be useful to you.

Idia Shroud:

I’m Idia Shroud your Housewarden for Ignihyde. I don’t really know how you’re going to be in this dorm but keep to yourself at this school. There’s a lot of bad people you could get mixed up with at this school. Just a warning. I guess if you wanna know more about our dorm you can just look it up on the internet. That’s all. Bye.

Malleus Draconia:

To my newest student,

I humbly greet you as Diasomnia’s Housewarden, I am Malleus Draconia. Our dorm is built on the spirit of the Thorn Fairy’s nobility. Here we welcome you with open arms, I am personally excited to greet you. If you’re interested, I encourage you to join the Gargoyle Research Society.

Grim:

Dear henchman,

Are you ready to serve the greatest mage of all time! Well, at Ramshackle we don’t have much, but it’s alright. Everyone once in a while our dorm gets a real big cleaning. Before that day comes, I guess you’ll be stuck sleeping on the couch. Anyway, I’m lookin’ forward to seeing your skills, maybe you’re even as good as me!

[qierxing]

Sublime

A/N: So like. Hate to say it Diasomnia’s whole halloween thing was such a bad way to put a twist to Chinese dragons (y*na once again on her weird ass orientalist bs unfortunately) so I’m doing some tweaks on the whole idea. I’m gonna revert back to the original predominant myths of western dragons terrorizing people, since you know, that’s Diasomnia’s origin deal lol.

Yan! Malleus Draconia x Reader

Halloween AU

Sell your soul to the devil 

on the corner of the street

And if it isn’t eaten, 

then it’s null and void, you see

—

Malleus regarded time as a fickle, but irrelevant matter.

His family line assured that. Unlike mortals, dragons (if not slain) could live for centuries, and as they age, they can gain more and more wisdom Although, Malleus could not recall the exact age of his grandmother (and she would definitely scold him if he tried to ask). For each year that passes, is only a mere blink of an eye for the future king.

The Valley of Thorns is a nation of dragons, but it also had its fair share of human residents. Though there were many fae servants in the castle, there were also human ones, as per his grandmother’s policy that saw to the integration of them within the country.

“Malleus, this will be a new personal aide, [First] [Last]. The [Last] family has been serving us for a long time, as you may remember.”

How interesting. He recalls an old man who looks like you assisting him in certain tasks. His eyes survey your bowed head and stiff form. He wonders how long you would last.

Well, no matter. His green eyes flicked away, uninterested once more.

You'll be another forgettable face in another couple decades.

–

"Your Highness, could you perhaps afford to not make a commotion each time you go out?"

Malleus doesn't bother turning around. He sure has to commend you for your skills: it usually took Sebek and Silver several hours to find his haunts. And yet, it currently has only been half an hour that you've shown up. But you don't sound annoyed or relieved. Rather, he could almost say your tone was akin to apathy.

"Child of man, what is your opinion on this statue?" 

There's a pause. He can sense that he caught you off guard. He’s curious about what your response would be. Would it be pointless flattery? Most attendants were too afraid to contradict his opinion. 

“It’s ugly.” He nearly falls over from surprise at the bluntness of your off hand statement. Normally he would be angry but…

“You’re rather bold, aren’t you?” Your face shows traces of apprehension of fear from angering him, but you stand your ground. He smirks. How entertaining. 

Despite his expectations, you manage to surprise him pleasantly throughout your service. He finds his mood improving more as you serve him tea and read him the day’s agenda. You indulge his slow banter and old fashioned jokes, often inserting casual jabs that would’ve landed others in the cold dungeons, but for you, earn a hearty chuckle from the fae. 

Yes, he’s become so used to your presence that it surprises him that it takes Sebek, of all his confidants, to point out his affection.

“Young Master, I’m overjoyed that you are magnanimous with your favor to others, but today’s paperwork cannot be put off! [Last] cannot accompany you for today’s walk due to their other tasks, so please–” The rest is droned out as Malleus reflects on Sebek’s words.

Favor…yes, that is one way to view it. You are indeed someone he feels fondly towards, and it was with this revelation that he swears a quiet vow.

No matter what, he will do anything to make sure the two of you could stay together like this.

—

He’s beginning to realize that time is no longer something irrelevant to him.

He sees it. While Malleus remains unchanging like the seasons, he swears he sees more wrinkles in your skin, your strength faltering more often than not, and your memory too. No longer are the days where you’re able to catch up to him during his escapades, instead it’s usually Silver and Sebek arriving, out of breath but there, regardless. It’s a far cry from you, who now retires to your chambers after only a half a day attending to him. 

“[First] unfortunately was born of a weak constitution, your Highness. I beg your forgiveness, but please, let them be excused from their duties.” The woman that bows her head before him is withered, barely able to stand upright. So this is your mother. She’ll be dead in a few years, he muses.

“No.” The woman whips her head up, fear enlarging her eyes. “But your highness–!”

“I will let them rest. But they will not be parted from my service.” He waves his hand dismissively, ignoring the tearful cries and the doors slamming. 

The sky thunders and flashes as Malleus clenches his fist.

—

Dragons are terrible hoarders.

Malleus is no different, having an entire chamber dedicated to items and knickknacks he’s found interesting over his lifetime. However, up till now, no living beings have graced his chamber.

His unique spell is a curse and a blessing.

It ensures that things can be frozen in time, preserved in their prime before they can disintegrate into rot and mold. Forever stuck in time, unable to age or feel. Can no longer be touched or used, just a pretty little trinket on a pedestal.

He gazes down at the golden lined coffin, setting down a fresh blood red rose on top of your body.

He lifts your hand to his cheek, squeezing the warm flesh tightly in a terrible mimic of a gentle caress. If he closes his eyes, perhaps he can trick himself into thinking you’re doing this on your own. 

Even though you are now a doll, perhaps you could still love him in your still form.

[twst-headcanons]

Hey! I was scrolling through some of your older posts and i found the band au one. I was really interested about it so maybe if you haven’t done it, could you do a continuation of it through hcs?

AUHROENFOSHDJNDKD WAIT OHMYGOD ANON THANK YOU IVE BEEN MEANING TO POST MORE STUFF I ALREADY HAVE PLENTY MORE WRITTEN ABOUT EACH SO I HOPE YOURE OK WITH ME POSTING THE BASIC BIOS

HEARTSLAYBUL

A band of five boys looking to enjoy the rest of their highschool experience together before moving on to the real world as adults.

Riddle Rosehearts; A junior at Night Raven, and the young heir to his mother's company. He wishes to do the best he can to take on her business once he graduates, though feels pressured to do so.

Trey Clover; A senior at Night Raven, and Riddle's childhood friend. He looks forward to having enjoyable moments with Riddle and the others before graduating and moving on to college.

Cater Diamond; A senior at Night Raven, and a generally easy-going and "people's person" type of guy with a need to make others around him smile. He thought joining a band might be a good way to promote his social media, and an overall nice change of pace.

Deuce Spade; A sophomore at Night Raven, and a former "bad boy", Deuce is looking to redeem himself so that he can have a pleasant and worry-free highschool experience.

Ace Trappola; A sophomore at Night Raven, and a bonafide flirt as well as an active troublemaker/class clown. He thought joining a band might garner him more attention from girls.

SAVANACLAW

A band of three boys looking to make a change, and their voices heard in the world. Struggling with different issues, they decided to come together to form a band.

Leona Kingscholar; A "super" senior at Night Raven, and the second-born son of a recently-deceased millionaire. Feels as if he was cheated out of his "rightful" inheritance, he hopes to vent his frustrations via music.

Ruggie Bucchi; A junior at Night Raven, and a lower-class student who was lucky to make it to the prestigious school in the first place. He joined Leona's band in hopes of getting famous and being able to give back to the struggling community he grew up in.

Jack Howl; A sophomore at Night Raven, he looks up to his seniors and hopes to support their efforts as best he can, and joins Leona's band to put his drumming skills to good use.

OCTAVINELLE

A band formed by three childhood friends hoping to promote the Monstro Lounge, a restaurant gifted to Azul by his parents. Found out that they enjoy performing together as a band, and decide to continue even after the Lounge gains traction.

Azul Ashengrotto; A junior at Night Raven, and a young yet passionate restaurant owner. He hopes to make it in the restaurant business, and formed a "temporary" band with Floyd and Jade to promote the Lounge.

Jade Leech; A junior at Night Raven, and childhood friend of Azul. He wishes the best for his friend, even if it means joining his band and working at his restaurant.

Floyd Leech; A junior at Night Raven, and childhood friend of Azul. A bit of a loose cannon and rather unpredictable, it was a miracle that he agreed to joining Azul's "temporary" band.

SCARABIA

A duo focused on sharing their culture with others, Kalim's only real goal being to make others smile while Jamil tries his best to keep him out of trouble.

Kalim Al-Asim; A junior at Night Raven, and a wealthy foreign-exchange student sent to attend with his servant, Jamil. He thought it would be fun to perform music and pick up an instrument, hoping to spread the joy his culture brings him to others.

Jamil Viper; A junior at Night Raven, and a fellow foreign-exchange student sent to watch over Kalim while they're overseas attending school. He decided to perform with Kalim as to make sure he wouldn't get in any trouble or messy situations, picking up an instrument as well.

POMEFIORE

A band of three boys formed by an agency with the goal of spreading Vil's influence as a celebrity. Clashing opinions oftentimes cause concern for the stability of their band in the long run.

Vil Schoenheit; A senior at Night Raven, and a famous model/social media influencer hoping to dip his feet and test the waters of the music industry. He demanded that the agency only pick him the "fairest" musicians to choose for his band.

Rook Hunt; A senior at Night Raven, as well as a friend and admirer of Vil's. He decided to pick up the bass in the past but never got serious with it until he heard that Vil was looking to form a band, and asked to join.

Epel Felmier; A sophomore at Night Raven, and a candidate hand-picked by Vil's agency. He hates the thought of being seen as fragile and "pretty", and started learning how to play the drums by Jack. He oftentimes has opinions differing from Vil's, and gets irritated easily by arguing with him.

IGNIHYDE

A pair of siblings hiding anonymously behind the alias of "Ignihyde", they work together as a DJ duo.

Idia Shroud; A senior at Night Raven and a textbook shut-in, he has a talent when it comes to technology, and secretly enjoys making his own music in his free time. Prefers to keep to himself, and is viewed as "the strange student", or even as "mysterious".

Ortho Shroud; A child attending the local middle school, he oftentimes comes after school in hopes of Idia opening up more around others. He was involved in an incident that left him missing a leg and needing a prosthetic, oftentimes joking that he's like a robot because of how the prosthetic is modeled. Asks Idia if he can sing for some of his songs, or at least help him with the instrumentals, even if the answer is usually an embarrassed "no".

DIASOMNIA

A band of four who've known eachother for most of their lives and act as family, and are hoping to stay with eachother for many more. They have decided to create slightly altered "personas" to act as onstage.

Malleus Draconia; A college student attending the local university his grandmother works at, in hopes of taking up her place as a professor once she retires as a means of "continuing her legacy", as Lilia jokingly phrases it. His "onstage persona" is a powerful mage and dragon fae who rules over a civilization.

Lilia Vanrogue; An older college student who never had the chance previously to attend, becoming a father and caretaker by the time he was fresh out of highschool. He used to play the bass, but had to prioritize taking care of Silver and Malleus over his own personal hobbies. He thought it might be fun to start a band with Malleus and Silver. His "onstage persona" is a vampire fae who acts as an advisor to the powerful dragon fae in power.

Silver Vanrogue; A junior at Night Raven, he's a rather sleepy and quiet individual who suffers from narcolepsy, even if it isn't immediately obvious. He's rather indifferent to the idea of being in a band with his father (and Malleus, who he somewhat views as an adoptive brother), and his "onstage persona" is that of a knight training to protect and serve the powerful dragon fae ruling over the faerie civilization.

Sebek Zigvolt; A sophomore at Night Raven, he's actually a rather shy and skittish boy when not acting as his onstage persona, though he's taken to adapting it into his regular behavior to fit his tall and intimidating stature. He decided to join his childhood friend, Silver, in Malleus' band, hoping to grow less shy and to impress Malleus, seeing him as an older brother figure. His "onstage persona" is a rather boisterious yet serious knight-in-training, hoping to live up to his master's expectations and more.

EXTRA INFO

- Night Ravens is a group formed by all seven main vocalists to perform a song for homecoming week, as per the request of the oh-so-generous Principal Crowley.

- No magic exists in this AU. Think of it as a sort of "spin-off" BanG Dream! universe.

- The Diasomnia boys still go by their names onstage, though they act differently according to their onstage personas.

- Each dorm name is their band name. For example, Octavinelle would perform regularly at the Monstro Lounge.

- Any boy that might have "strange" or non-human features are human. If they get body modifications (such as the twins with their teeth, perhaps) then they keep it, but Malleus doesn't have horns offstage, the Savanaclaw boys don't have animalistic features, the Octavinelle boys cannot turn into mermen (sea creatures?), and both Idia and Ortho have normal hair, even if it may be dyed.

- Ortho is a normal human boy, though he lost his left leg in a currently unspecified incident that might be delved into at a later point in time. All that will be currently mentioned is that Idia feels immense guilt and like he was the one responsible for it happening.

- In this AU, it isn't specified whether Silver is adopted or if he's Lilia's biological son. Malleus was put into Lilia's care as his parents couldn't be bothered to raise him/make the time to care for him and his grandmother is busy as a well-known and highly-regarded university professor.

- The setting that this AU takes place in is a city based in a country similar to the United States, and works on the United States school system. This is moreso for convenience on my end, though as it is unspecified it can be adapted to other school systems as needed.

- The faculty are all teachers at the school, though Sam runs an on-campus convenience store. Yuu is the insert character, and Grim is an online friend of Yuu who very conveniently happens to attend Night Raven as well.

[noctechoro-a]

So um....I actually finished all my drafts save for one starter...anyway. As per usual this is not meant to rush replies, merely serve for organization purposes/reminders about threads.

Lemme know everything looks good by hitting the ♥ or let me know if you would like to drop anything!

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[twstdreams]

Hey there! May I please be sorted into a dorm? I'm usually a rather quiet person, both with strangers and people I know, I don't speak very often, but I'm a really good listener. I would say I'm also quite responsible (even though I can be a bit impulsive at times), pretty affectionate (with both words and physical affection), emotional, determined, and a bit shy (if I'm around a lot of people I don't know). I'm also a bit of a hopeless romantic and love taking care of people. (1/2)

In my spare time, I like reading, cooking, playing videogames and taking care of my looks (makeup, skincare, exercise). I hate bugs (especially grasshoppers) and bad hair/skin days. I dislike hypocrite people, passive people and people who think they're better than everyone else. I like people who are honest, open-minded, loyal and with strong personalities. My favorite subjects are literature, foreign languages, and philology (especially germanic philology). Thank you so much! (2/2)

Your dorm is Pomefiore!

It’s great that you’re a good listener, because people in this dorm can talk. Vil especially appreciates it because it frustrates him to no end when he gives advice and people don’t listen. He sees it as an act of laziness

Pomefiore is founded on the heavy efforts of the beautiful queen so your responsibility is valued

Even if he doesn’t admit it, Vil likes to take care of people too to an extent given how he offers so much advice to his fellow dorm mates. People might even seek you out more than the dorm leader because you’re so affectionate too

Taking care of yourself through both health (cooking and exercise) and a skincare regimen is key to thriving at this dorm

Makeover parties with friends are common! Having fun experimenting and learning from each other, then taking it off and treating your friends to facial masks

Bad hair and skin days are the banes of most Pomefiore students, especially considering how heavily Vil focuses on physical beauty

People at Pomefiore can be quite honest and have strong personalities, but they can be passive-aggressive and annoying superiority complexes. It results in you only getting along with some students

People at Pomefiore can be quite open-minded, as beauty comes in all sorts of definitions, but it really varies per student

You probably have a couple close friends and just keep a respectful distance from everyone else

Dorms to avoid: Diasomnia

The way everyone practically worships Malleus makes you uncomfortable

Yeah, he’s stellar at magic, but everyone has their own weakness. You have to hold back a scoff when he introduces himself as a descendant of the king who reigns over the night creatures

When he gets all prissy and passive about being upset about not being invited, and then denying it afterwards, you feel a bitter taste enter his mouth. Obviously, he wants to be invited, his tone and electrocuting students make clear, yet he can’t say it? What kind of person has the guts to light someone on fire but not state that they want to be included?

People at Diasomnia are loyal and have strong personalities but you want to roll your eyes at Sebek, always so insistent on serving Malleus and treating him well while managing to piss him off so much