#mallea8lepersonage

[theurgic-necromancer]

@creepy-crowleys @unbrcakablc-hcart @millenniumdueled @mallea8lepersonage

Hey there! Still getting the hang of using this thing, but figured I may as well say hi. The name's Sayran, nice to meet you. In a manner of speaking, I guess. How are you all doing?

[summonsofink]

How did crying go for you?

I love it!!! I like it beyond measure!!!!!!!!!! I am working on making it a permanent part of my situation, because I don't want to be without it anymore.

[voltgeist]

Do you want a cookie?

I want cake more but a cookie would suffice. I GUESS.

[scolopendragonfish]

Well, we can't have Luna go hungry, can we?

A beat, then another. Reality, or the lack thereof, trembles and shudders, shattering violently in imperceptible dimensions and directions to accommodate another reality- a dwarf universe (as paradoxical as that phrase is) manifests itself- presents itself- to be devoured by Luna.

Expanding infinitely in all directions forever, however briefly, before condensing exponentially into a palatable palm sized sphere.

A note follows. "let me know how this tastes! I had to do some pruning but it was too perfect to throw away."

It's so strange to receive gifts from...well. Strangers, yes, but not-quite-strangers too. There's a word for that, right? Oh, acquaintances, yes. Of course. She was normally so shy about it these days, speaking of her nature- even more about her past tendencies to indulge it beyond what could be considered "moral".

For whatever morality meant to her now, or ever had. Judgement and loneliness meant something to her, though, and that had taken the place of morals well enough. Better to hide that, too.

Nine red eyes examined the sphere. Pondered the orb, if one would. She had seen her share of minute realities, and eaten her fill of more than could be easily counted dwarf or otherwise, but she never tired of having them in her diet. Each was so unique, so beautiful in its own way. No two exactly alike, each holding within it such marvelous if metaphysically confined potential.

And so, so delicious.

In an instant, the sphere and its contents are swallowed, removed, made pure nil as the Phenomenon within her digested it. One clawed hand summons a smooth black tablet of ambiguous construction while the other scratches into it, in glowing red letters, "Earthy, sweet, vaguely vegetal. Carrot-like qualities? Very refreshing." Maybe she would have made a good Níðhöggr in another life.

[millenniumdueled]

@mallea8lepersonage

That depends what's in the claw machines, but I'll do my best, Kris.

[graviconscientia]

Have you ever named a sword? What would you name one, if you were to do so?

I should name more swords! I had one gifted to me, that had vines for the guard, and along the grip. Pink and green stones in it... That one was the Garden of Eden. I have never named my primary sword, though. The appearance is striking on its own. I think I'd like another sword, maybe with a dramatic name. Oblivion! That's dramatic, right?

[2hiit]

ii wa2 liitworally ju2t wonderiing where tf your blog went.

[caligoascendant]

@mallea8lepersonage How odd that I cannot @ you! Though despite it all, I render kind greetings all the same. Salutations, new comer! My name is...Caligo! I tell stories now and again! Sometimes I help other stories flourish too. How do you do?

[jujulebee]

🎵

[twotiime2]

Patterns or screenprints?

hmm. good que2tiion. ii do liike 2ome pattern2, but you can really do whatever you want wiith 2creenpriint2, 2o ii gue22 tho2e are 2uperiior a2 long a2 theyre good qualiity.

[theurgic-necromancer]

HI THERE

[summonsofink]

What's something you don't understand the hype around?

I will say! I didnt mean to send two boops, the booping broke the moment I tried to boop you 🤭🤭🤭

But like. Not to swing at a bees nest, but I really dont care for or about the pepper doctor. its a bad drink, it makes your teeth creak against each other after you drink it, it tastes like the dirtiest part of my heel, it (like many drinks) makes your mouth feel like there's sherpa blanket in it, nothing about it is good!!! but people swear by it. I dont agree with people.

[voltgeist]

@mallea8lepersonage replied to your post “At work just casually thinking abt how I'm...”:

Put her in the strawberry shortcake dimension

​If she weren't like 9 ft tall I totally would!

Fantastic suggestion for any other adversaries tho. 🤔

[fuckingshutup]

What are your plans for the next 24 hours or so?

BOOPING SNOOTS AND KICKIN ASS

[bromineiscandy]

How do you source the materials for your various elixirs, concoctions, and works of chemistry?

Do you have anything that tastes like peaches?

Largely through purchasing them as needed through various connections. Most of them are perfectly legal!

I'm certain I do.

Apologies for my late answering, I had not received notification that you ever sent something in the first place! Ha ha ha!

[graviconscientia]

Name: Kris (Lastname)

Age: Forever 21™️ (like 30. I stopped counting.)

Do you like to cuddle?: most certainly. This is up there with beam attacks in my list of favourite things to do.

Can we make-out?: well, I should very much hope so if I'm to be your Valentine.

A night in or dinner out?: I'm partial to a night in- but this is certainly one of those "both" questions. You start out with a fancy dinner, maybe a show, and then you spend the rest of the night in celebrating the successful night out.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: chocolate covered strawberries. This is also a both question, but I can definitively pick the strawberries as infinitely more entertaining.

What makes you a good Valentine?: I think I'm a good valentine because I am tender and sweet. Beyond the creation and manipulation of reality, I like to think that I would treat you well and make you feel important and adored.

Would you cook for me?: yes please

Would you let me cook for you?: also yes please but you'd have to get used to me being in the kitchen as well

Ah, another set of perfect answers! My, my. All of these fabulous applications, and only one me. If only I could clone myself, just so I could enjoy all of these properly.

The date sounds wonderful, and strawberries ARE more entertaining. I know the feeding aspect is supposed to be intimate, and then there's the juices and so on and so forth to be sexy... But everyone is silly eating a chocolate covered strawberry. That's the rule. I do not make them!

i could get used to you being in the kitchen. But the question is if my kitchen will survive you.