#malik/guido

[highbeeans]

Malik’s in love. 💜

For @loflight501! I hope you like it!

[cookiemom6067]

Final chapter of @loflight501 's"Coffee Shop Love" is now available

[sholeh675]

Okay, I was going to ask about Il Lupo d'Italia because I love that fic, but I HAVE to ask about "Malik" (Mummy/Tutti).

Lol, yeah that was pretty much bait for you, wasn't it? XDD

Haha, but yeah, I'm playing around with the pairing (though I haven't watched the Tom Cruise Mummy movie).

Here's a snippet:

It was a quiet night.

This was unusual for a popular hotel, even on the night shift despite what most people might expect. Guido could usually count on a healthy dose of chaos mixed into the long, lonely hours at his post. The pack of German flight attendants, the odd flirty businessman, and the rowdy drunks never failed to keep Guido on his toes.

But not this night. A few tourists had checked in, all of them exhausted after their long journeys, and Guido had little to do. It was the kind of uneventful night that he usually welcomed... but Guido couldn’t shake off the creeping sense of unease. The silence felt less like peace and more like the calm before the storm.

[loflight501]

The corresponding fic for this is on its way, but look at the amazing job @giotanner did drawing Guido & Malik for my Hot Mess series!!

Also fun fact, I've somehow commissioned three Guido/Malik portraits now (I paid for two and won one). I have zero regrets (but please don't tell my husband).

Guido x Malik (Commission) for @loflight501 and the gorgeous series "Hot Mess Supernatural Threat Eliminators: Sexventures of Malik & Guido" available on AO3

Please be kind and reblog my illustration!

ART COMMISSIONS are open (link in the reblog!)

[loflight501]

Check out this AMAZING artwork that @karanoid made me for completing the @topjoediscord Pornathon. Featuring our favorite cuties, Guido and Malik, from the Hot Mess series.

[queen-of-badomens]

Chapters: 20/31 Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics), Wolf (2013), A Dangerous Fortune (2016), Tutti i santi giorni | Every Blessed Day (2012) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Andy | Andromache of Scythia/Quynh | Noriko, Mickey Miranda/Majid Zamari, Booker | Sebastien le Livre/Nile Freeman, Antonia/Guido Caselli/Majid Zamari, Guido Caselli/Malik (The Mummy 2017) Characters: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Andy | Andromache of Scythia, Quynh | Noriko, Majid Zamari, Mickey Miranda, Booker | Sebastien le Livre, Nile Freeman, Guido Caselli, Antonia (Tutti i santi giorni), Malik Additional Tags: KinkTogber2021, Inktober2021, Bondage, Light BDSM, Ficlets, Kink Negotiation, Blindfolds, Gags, Cockwarming, Desk Sex, Spanking, Biting, Dom/sub, Caning, Aftercare, Leather Kink, Pegging, Anal Sex, Fucking Machine, Shibari, Knifeplay, Hate Sex, Historical Inaccuracy, NSFW Art, Embedded Images, Oral Sex, Glory Hole, Snowballing, Anal Fingering, Fisting, Face Sitting, Body Worship, Edging, Orgasm Denial, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Sensory Deprivation, Crying, Semi-Public Sex, Wall Sex, Anonymous Sex, ruined orgasm, Sounding, Sex Toys, Hand Jobs, Pet Play, Size Kink, Collars, Jealousy, Voyeurism, Cuckolding, Rimming, Tentacles, Double Penetration Summary:

The Old Guard but make it kink(ier). A collection of art and ficlets of some kinky moments from The Old Guard, mainly featuring Joe and Nicky but also others. Drawn and written for kinkTOGber prompts.

Chapters 5 and 11 are Andromaquynh Chapter 16 is Book of Nile

Day 20 TENTACLES so look at your own risk feat Malik/Guido 

[nicolos]

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[loflight501]

OMG someone else shipped Malik and Guido!!!

The Most Important Review of Every Single Marwan Kenzari Film

If you’ve seen this one about Luca, you know the drill.

Now, Marwan’s brand is a little less defined than Luca’s but I managed to find similar tropes in a lot of his films. Also, rather than copy myself and give you a redundant Marwanmeter, I decided instead to recommend which Luca character best pairs with each Marwan character for your crossover pleasure. Let’s see if we ship the same things! Some of them are crack. You’re welcome.

(all gifs again by the awesomely amazing @weardes​ who did not ask to be my gif factory but life’s a bitch)

Het zusje van Katia (2008)

Will you miss him if you blink? Kinda. They talk about him a lot but his actual screen time is like 43.7 seconds. Also can I just say… he’s supposed to be from Italy?? The boy says literally one (1) Italian word, and you’ll never guess what it is. (Obviously, it’s “bella” like there’s a chance he could’ve said anything else.)

Is he hot? Painfully hot.

Is he naked? There’s this one scene where he’s wearing the sluttiest pair of speedos I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Does his hair look great? Actually, yes. Perfect hair, perfect beard, he looks amazing.

Does he fuck? Yes, a lot - off screen, including an M/M/F threesome he presumably, probably, most definitely initiated.

Best paired with? From what I’ve gathered, this hoe ain’t loyal, so the best course of action is to find him a Luca that would benefit from a one night stand with no strings attached and wouldn’t fall in love with him. The obvious choice here is Valerio from Slam - Tutto per una ragazza. They meet, they fuck, then Giac makes his 4-hour drive back to Pisa, and they don’t see each other again until the next time he’s in Rome. Everybody’s happy, especially the two sluts in question.

De laatste dagen van Emma Blank (2009)

Will you miss him if you blink? Yes, absolutely.

Is he hot? Very.

Is he naked? Almost constantly.

Does his hair look great? He’s got those cute short curls, he looks so good.

Does he fuck? That’s literally why he’s there: to fuck and to die.

Best paired with? Man, I wish I had something to work with here. The only thing we know about him besides his sexual prowess is his affinity for white suits and toy helicopters. And as far as I know, those might be the exact things Fabrizio from Nina finds hot in guys. So like, why not?

Loft (2010)

Will you miss him if you blink? He’s the fifth most important character.

Is he hot? Yeah, sure.

Is he naked? There’s a scene where he’s wearing underwear and a tank top but it somehow makes him look like a kindergartener.

Does his hair look great? It looks quite nice.

Does he fuck? Yes, though I wish he didn’t.

Best paired with? Tom is a very violent person and a drug addict. He does messed up stuff to his sexual partners I’d rather he didn’t do to any of Luca’s characters. Feel free to use him for your sadistic fantasies or as a villain or whatever.

Keep reading

[snipergirl21]

My TopJoe Pornathon picks

It’s been a couple weeks since the event ended, and now that I can breathe again, I wanted to come up with a list of fics and art that I really liked (and I’m sorry if this gives you an insight into my tastes 🙈). The list is in no particular order, and I have brief descriptions of the fics. I apologise in advance for the inevitable wall of text.

This is by no means a definitive list, we had 120 (AWESOME) entries in the collection on AO3, and several others that were shared only on the Discord server. These are just the AO3-based ones I like right now. If you enjoy my picks (mind the tags on some of these), do check out the rest too!

FICS

From the Deep by Sholeh675 (Solange956). Nicky rescues a giant octopus. Which turns out to be an alien. With tentacles. I love this because it reminds me of a certain Gintama doujin *cough cough*. 

Joe and Nicky’s Excellent Journey by ejdominus. A choose-your-own-adventure fic, where you follow Joe and Nicky as they jump through dimensions and encounter different versions of themselves. I know how hard ejdominus worked on this fic, and it is soooo worth it!

They Meet in Berlin by fishie_scribbles. A newly married Joe carries out a  steamy, years-long affair with a mysterious stranger. This story is dark, angsty, and loaded with feels. Oooh, the feels!

Hot Mess Supernatural Threat Eliminators: Sexventures of Malik & Guido by loflight501. From the author of A Leap of Faith, comes a series featuring my new favourite crossover pairing. Super kinky and super romantic!

let yourself go by ejdominus and mildlyhorrific. This is a WIP but ohmaigawd, it is so good. The story is super well-written (mind the tags!), and worth following if you are into really dark fics with a cat-and-mouse theme.

Little Animal Disaster by o_psique and Harucm. This WIP fic is in Spanish, and features comicsverse Joe and Nicky in a College AU. It’s also omegaverse! Also, check out their other Spanish-language fics from the collection!

I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth by primo_nizzuto. I like Majid/Fabio, but this fic presents an angsty twist, where Majid feels drawn towards Fabio’s weaker twin brother Cesare. The feels!

Love At First Time by yonge_sonne. A super interesting, and super kinky omegaverse fic with a really unique twist on the whole size kink thing. Like, really unbelievably hot and dirty!

Recalescence by quincette. It’s got magic, it’s got omegaverse, and it’s got forbidden romance! It’s a WIP, but I really recommend you following this one, as well as the author’s other WIP fic Bits & Glimpses, a kinky gloryhole dating app fic.

Passion by LumusWinter. An omegaverse fic where sex pollen triggers Joe’s rut, and a virgin omega Nicky has to save him. Repeatedly. With sex.

And Let My Cry Come Unto Thee by yusufs-stew-of-romance (Orientation). A sexy, supernatural-themed fic where an exorcist Nicky battles a sex demon that has possessed his friend Joe, a man he secretly loves. So good! Also, check out the author’s other fic, a super hot FMM threesome between Joe, Nicky and Nile!

Of Forbidden Pleasures by Anonymous. A fic that somehow manages to imbue the acts of fisting and lactation with romance? Ohmaigawd, yessss!!!

The Holy by Ealasaid. These two fics are short, but packed with emotion. There’s also a bit of necro in there, which may not be for everyone, but I certainly like it.

We Found Love In An Invarrie Place by Claire. I have watched this fic spark and bloom on the server, and ohmaigawd, everyone should read it. It’s very, very kinky and also very, very romantic!

your scars remember healing by dana_norram. The prequel to the amazing Wistful is the rain, I could feel my heart squeeze so many times reading it. It’s so angsty, but full of hope.

ART

The Adventures of StickFigure!Joe and StickFigure!Nicky by Claire. Most of these are in the collection, and they are hilarious!

You steal my body and worship it, This is what it is to love an artist and Pas de trois + No. 13, the 4th movement by linx91. All of these are super sexy!

Local Tentacle Man Falls in Love by beeans. Ohmaigawd, so cute!

Harem, Heat, Lingerie, Nipple play and Pet play by carocchi. I love the pink tones and the sexy mood!

Which Time in Malta? by shatterthefragments. This is a mix of fics and art, and I just love the simple hand-drawn, hand-painted nature of them.

The Perfumer and Sweet bun(s) by Somberio. A dark moodboard and a sexy bunny art!

I wanna be a champion, I wanna be a loser by GioTanner. A naughty pharaoh/centurion comic!

The more the merrier by Fancy_Dragonqueen. Lots of Marwans, one Nicky. Enough said.

[kenzarelli-intothemultiverse]

Badge List

Below is a list of all the badges you can earn for this event! While only fics, art, and transformative works are eligible for the other prizes, we encourage other types of creative fills such as fic recommendation lists for badges.  Multiple fills of the same prompt are encouraged, and you can also combine more than one prompt in the same work. We ask that works that combine prompts show additional effort.

Character badges

Include at least one of the listed character to earn these badges.

Fandom Bicycle (Fabio, Primo, Majid, Jafar)

Fill in the Blanks (Roberta, Gabriele, Malik, Matthias)

Hello Daddy (Valerio, Paolo, Adrian, Daan)

Criminally Adorable (Ettore, Cesare, Pierre, Rico)

Cinnamon Roll (Guido, Milton, Richard, Emre)

Hello Darkness My Old Friend (Mickey, Diabolik, Idris, Tom)

Prompt Badges

The Great Kenzarelli Orgy - Include at least 3 Kenzarelli Characters

Trailblazer - Create for a ship that doesn't currently have anything

Where's Joe/Nicky - Include a Joe/Nicky cameo

New Guard - Write a Kenzarelli character becoming immortal

Imposter Syndrome - A Kenzarelli character impersonates one of their doppelgangers

"Special" Badges

Fabio's Talent Show - Collaborate with another creator

Expanding the Multiverse - Write a fic using other TOG crossover characters (e.g. Atomic Blonde's Lorraine hooks up with Red Sparrow's Ivan)

The Great Kenzarelli Master - Earn one of each badge

[cookiemom6067]

@yusufs-stew-of-romance

@loflight501

[giotanner]

Maybe it is because of the book but your last Guido x Malik commisson reminds me of a the mummy au 😀 Nico as Evelyn and Joe as Rick.

Hi, thank you for your message and... Wow, I'm honored you thought about them because... Well, I LOVE The Mummy, Rick and Evelyn are precious characters and the movie will be always one of my fav movies of my childhood ✨✨I think Rick!Joe and Evelyn!Nicolò are just perfect hehe

Thank you for telling me this 🥺

[loflight501]

Empire of the Dead

Pairing: Malik/Guido Caselli (Kenzarelli Joe/Nicky)

Fandom: Tutti i santi giorni, The Mummy, The Old Guard

Summary: Malik and Guido investigate a series of mysterious disappearances that lead them into the depths of the Paris catacombs. Only they find a foe more formidable than they expected.

Written for @topjoediscord Spooky Top Joe Bingo. Fills: Urban Legends, Catacombs, Time Loop

Read it on Ao3

[yusufs-stew-of-romance]

In order to get everyone excited about the upcoming Kenzarelli: Into the Multiverse event, let’s play a game. If you are tagged, answer the questions and then tag 5 more people. Don’t forget to follow @kenzarelli-intothemultiverse for more updates about the event!

I was tagged!! thank you!! 💞

Who is your favorite Kenzarelli pairing? Absolutely, 100% Fabio/Majid, my beloveds

Who is your favorite whump character (the character you love to hurt)? I don't really write it, but I'd have to say Majid, then, because BOI is he tragic. I love him.

Which villain do you love to hate (or love to write)? Don't snipe me. I've written Raymond before so I am going with him then.

Who is your favorite underrated Kenzarelli pairing or a pairing that hasn’t been written yet? Ashraf/Primo - a trainwreck, but listen they're both in Rome in the same fucking year the fic will write itself and by God am i going to write it.

Who is your Kenzarelli bicycle (the character you like to pair with everyone)? Ah, that's a thing,,,, i am too firlmy attached to my otp's that i don't like to loan them out much lmao. So i am going to go with Primo.

What is your favorite Kenzarelli fic? That's like asking a parent who their favourite kid is lol i do not see. 1) Hot Mess Supernatural Threat Eliminators (Guido x Malik) by Loflight Listen i am hopelessly behind but it's 🔥so good 2) Roman Holiday series (Fabio x Majid) by furiously & lani The first fics i read of this pairing, and they're probably to blame for my obsession ♥ 3) Light the fuse (Fabio x Majid) by PigsInABlanketFort Some delightful sexy times which tina wrote for me i am still so grateful!! 4) run me down (Fabio x Majid) by 2manyboys werewolf/vampire dynamics anyone? so fucking good.

Tag 5 Kenzarelli fans that you want to see answer these questions! HMMM @oldmagpie @heroicheartbeat @maddielle @adukeofspook @occlusivavelare @goldheartedsky @quinbi @pinesboi @nolimepercipere @languishingdreamer

yes i tagged twice as many people, but it was fun to do! so no pressure but i'm curious to hear your thoughts! ♥

[loflight501]

Yes Malik will take that awkward nerd off your hands...

[nkp1981]

Now that Malik has a scimitar will he use it when he fights monsters?

That is something you need to ask @loflight501 about because she is the one who writes the stories about Guido and Malik.