#malewife swag competition

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: The Sniper (Team Fortress 2) vs wild card Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)

The Sniper (Team Fortress 2): mansplain, malewife, "he is such a malewife it's unreal oh my gooooooooood. he has to keep telling his dad he's not a crazed gunman<3. anyways he is wife material i think"

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club): WILD CARD! manipulate, mansplain, no submission notes given

[tournament-winners-tournament]

TOURNAMENT² LINEUP(so far)

(aka Hand Over The Blorbos, Now[or when you finish ig])

the tournament will start MAY 9 to let as many polls finish as posible!!

1. @cinnamon-roll-competition - kirby

2. @2023himbotournament - Kronk

3.@blorbopoll - WINNER PENDING

4. @worstcharacterpoll - Ross Geller

5. @hellsite-hungergames - Perry the platypus

6. @minecraftmobtournament - Enderman

7. Tumblr sexyrematch(@sexymanotd) - cecil palmer

8. @siblingtournament - Dipper and Mabel Pines

24. @ultimate-poll-tournament

9. @ultimatepinkgirl - miss piggy

10. @aminoacid-swag-tournament - Tryptophan

11. @manicpixiedreamgirltournament - WINNER PENDING

12. @autismswagsummit - Mob Kayegama

13. @nonbiney-swag-competition - Gonzo

14. @2023vampiretournament - WINNER PENDING

15. @asexual-swag-competition - Jessica Rabbit

16. @fictional-malewife-tournament - WINNER PENDING

17. @fictionalpresidentelection - Betty Boop

18. @2023-yaoi-off - Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk

20. @tentacletournament - The Rot

19. @best-green-character - Toph Beifong

21. @protagonistpolling - WINNER PENDING

22. @clown-poll - WINNER PENDING

23. @mushroom-showdown - Dewdrop Bonnet

25. @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man - Din Djarin

26. @the-animated-hero-tournament - BLOG DOES NOT EXIST, WINNER DOES NOT EXIST

27. @baldguy-fight - Megamind

28. @babygirl-beatdown - WINNER PENDING

29. Wizard tournament (@wizardwithglitter) - Wizard Animal

30. @squimbusfrommypolls - Zonic the Zone Cop

31. @lovecore-swag-showdown - crying cats edits

32. @youngersiblingstournament - WINNER PENDING

33. @greenguysummit - WINNER PENDING

34. @tobyfoxsongtournament - WINNER PENDING

35. @tboyswagcompetition - Sonic the hedgehog

36. @the-trope-bracket - Found Family

37. @thief-throwdown - Team Rocket

38. @into-the-mikuverse - WINNER PENDING

39. @boomerbracket - uncle iroh

40. @blackandpinkbracket - Anthy Himemiya and Utena Tenjo

41. @foundfamilyarena - WINNER PENDING

42. @failgirl-royale - WINNER PENDING

43. @mad-scientist-showdown - Team bubblemindshmirtz(Princess bubblegum, megamind and doofenshmirtz)

44. @may-the-best-penguin-win - Adelie

45. @girlbosswar - Cancelled

46. @fashiondisastertournament - Teruki Hanazawa

47. @whaleswagbracket - Blue Whale

48. @ultimatepokemontournament - NEED TO SWAP

49. @bestfictionaldivorce - WINNER PENDING

50. @white-boy-bracket - WINNER PENDING

I can only add 50 @, so I'll add the rest in another post later(there will be 64 in total)

[ultimate-tragic-couples-showdown]

Welcome to the ultimate tragic couples showdown! This is a competition with the goal of determining the best tragic couple in fiction. Hosted by @perilouspelicans

RULES FOR SUBMISSION:

• Must end in tragedy, or at the very least, ambiguity

• No real people

• No mcyt

• Couples do not have to be canon

• Any amount of people is fine! Poly couples are more than welcome

• No MCU, but comic or non MCU depictions of marvel characters are fine

• Yoohankim from ORV and Jonmartin from TMA will automatically be included. Orpheus/Eurydice will also be automatically included, but please feel free to submit specific depictions of them

Bracket will likely be 32 people, unless otherwise stated

Submit here:

Inspired by the lovely blogs such as @powerpolyculeshowdown, @it-its-swag, @baldguy-fight, @catgendershowdown, @autismswagsummit, @disability-swag-summit, @aroaceswagcompetition, @qpr-competition, @nonbiney-swag-competition, @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man, @fictional-malewife-tournament, @creaturething-bracket, @ultimate-yellow-bracket, @lesboyswagcompetition, @purpleandyellowshowdown and @redandbluebracket! :)

[betrayalbracket]

Welcome, one and all, to the very probably third or fourth ever betrayal bracket!

What is this bracket for, you ask? Simple! We're collecting all of the top 10 32? 48? 64? anime anything betrayals, and then pitting them against each other! All of your favorites. All of your least favorites. Love that guy? Send them in. Hate their guts? Great! Send them in anyways! However, before we get started, of course, we have to cover:

What counts as a betrayal?

A betrayal is, roughly speaking, any time a character acts against another character they claim to be allied with. A betrayal must be willful and conscious to count- if a character is under effects of mind control, being possessed, etc, they are not betraying anyone they act against. However, characters who have been manipulated into acting against their close ones do, for the sake of this bracket, still count- It is still them acting against their friends.

A character needn't be a villain to betray someone! If a hero or a protagonist infiltrates a villain group, pretends to be one of them, and takes them down from the inside, that is still a betrayal. Heroes can betray villains, villains can betray heroes, villains can betray villains, and heroes can betray heroes. Nothing is off the table here. Except, of course, for things that are off the table.

So what is off the table, then?

Any real people. This means the guy who scammed you on Animal Jam, the guy who said they would trim your armor on Runescape, any and all politicians, so on and so forth.

1a. If they're funny, I might consider it. What's funny? What's not funny? We'll see. As an example, though, I might be inclined to include, say, Brutus, of stabbing Caesar fame.

2. Spamming submissions. Just... don't. If you do, I'll steal your porch, ㅤokay?

3. Please, please, PLEASE when you're submitting someone, explain ㅤhow they have betrayed their allies. I live under a rock, so I most ㅤ ㅤlikely don't know. Yes, even that one. Yes, even the obvious ones. ㅤYes, even ones that are in my header. Thank you!

4. That's it! I might limit submissions from a single source if one ㅤㅤ ㅤsource has too many submissions, but for now I simply want to see ㅤwhat we can get!

How will the matchups be determined?

Great question! Matchups will be seeded by the amount of submissions each character gets. The characters with the most submissions will be pitted against those with the least submissions during round 1. This means that the first few rounds will largely be landslide victories, and not very suspenseful. However, it wouldn't be nearly as fun if Reigen vs Sans had been the first poll of the sexyman bracket, would it? We want the real competitions to come later, that's where all the suspense comes in handy!

Wow! What a fun bracket! How can I submit someone!

You can't!

Submissions are now closed. Thank you

Did anyone inspire this bracket?

Oh, absolutely! Our inspirations will be shown under the cut!

@time-traveler-tourney @mad-scientist-showdown @ultimatepinkboy @epicdivorcemantournament @they-are-so-gender @sleepsmackdown @affablyevilshowdown @yellowcharactershowdown @tricksterswagtournament @he-would-not-fucking-say-that @orangecharactersmackdown @autismswagsummit @evilfoundfamilytournament @tournament-winners-tournament @best-support-character @dragon-tournament @babygirl-beatdown @fictional-malewife-tournament @haterbracket@ultimate-tragic-couples-showdown @frogsbrackets @ultimate-rat-bracket @plural-swag-competition @pink-character-tournament @best-train-conductor-competition @servescuntcompetition @artificialkids-2k23-official @battleofthebandstournament @ponysongbracket @bestfictionaldivorce @stachebracket (We have a lot of inspirations, hope that's alright!

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

THE MOST COMPETITION COMPETITION SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENT!!!!!

(3/1/23)

@meangirlsshowdown VS @hellsite-hungergames @fight-vanilla-extract VS @gotalittletoosilly @noncanongayestbitchestournament VS @qpr-competition @alloacefolkscompetition VS @system-bracket @divorcewars VS @themostpatheticlittleguy @longestanimebracket VS @isthatyouhatsunemiku @epicdivorcemantournament VS @sanriocharacterstournament @mushroom-showdown VS @best-fictional-cat @autismswagsummit VS @angerissuescompeticion

(3/3/23)

@traum-o-rama VS @space-battle-royal @worstcharacterpoll VS @animalcrossingboxingmatch @aroaceswagcompetition VS @the-malewife-ever @eggcrackerbracket VS @transfemswagbracket @powerpolyculeshowdown VS @sopping-wet-beasts-competition @musicotd VS @mad-scientist-showdown @theshipwars VS @l33t-hax0r-tournament @bible-hunger-games VS @asexual-swag-competition @minecraftmobtournament VS @boomerbracket @pathetic-babygirl-showdown VS @stachebracket (edited 3/2/23 to omit people who haven't confirmed :( if you wanna be added dm me!)

(3/5/23)

@mcytblrsexymen VS @flagwars @nicejewishcharactershowdown VS @best-toh-charater-tournament @tragicsibsshowdown VS @battle-of-the-watchers @sapphicmilfcontest VS @chuunibyou-showdown @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man VS @clash-of-the-wizards @cottagecorelesbianbattle VS @magnificent-mlm-matchup @tanakhsexyman VS @ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid @catgirlgames VS @physicallydisabledswagtournament @best-appliance-tournament VS @ocd-swag-tournament @fashiondisastertournament VS @most-stylish-competition

@besttship

SORRY IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE AND THEY DIDN'T GET IN. go check @ultimate-poll-tournament for some different picks

[vocaloidshowdown]

hellooo

this is a tournament for all vocaloids

rules:

• must be vocaloid

• Utau is allowed

thats it! submissions close whenever i want them to

[ all the main vocaloids - miku, rin, len, meiko, kaito, luka, gumi- will automatically be in the tournament ]

[ other tournaments: @videogamedogbracket @transgenderswagcompetition @top-fictional-unhinged-women @best-t4t-couple @best-bot-tournament-2023 @best-fictional-mom-tournament @best-bfdi-blorbo @best-kirby-character-tournament @fictional-malewife-tournament @adhdswagcompetition @adhd-swag-competition @adhdvsautismbracket ]

[badass-bitch-polls]

WELCOME TO THE BADASS BITCH POLLS!

this is a showdown of all your favourite "step-on-me-monarch" characters, since apparently the internet (and me) can't stop simping for people who could kill them in an instant...

SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!!!

submission rules:

- please only submit up to two characters. i am only one human bean and spam nominations will make me overwhelmed. and you don't want that on your conscience, do you?

- nobody real!!! but real people playing 'characters' of themselves are allowed, as long as the character is nominated not the person (why hello there minecraft youtube enjoyers)

- any gender is allowed!

- there is a limit of two characters per media.

some example badass bitches for your inspiration and enjoyment:

- undyne (undertale)

- catra (she-ra)

- sweetheart (omori)

- urbosa (zelda botw)

^^ SUBMIT HERE ^^

have fun, and may the most badass bitch win!

inspired by: @bisexual-monarch-tournament @autismswagsummit @adhdswagcompetition @mcytblrsexymen @mcytblrcringefail @fictional-malewife-tournament @nonbiney-swag-competition @theultimatefunnymanshowdown @lesbianswagcompetition

[coolhoun]

Character Submissions!

You can submit your characters here! I know I keep saying this but please put characters who use PERSCRIPTION GLASSES not shades or as acsesseries shows with actors are also invited to particapate. Don't submit the actor but the character they are playing. I will update you on the characters that will be particapting once i get enough submissions!

Huge thanks to

@theultimatefunnymanshowdown

@autismswagsummit

@transcringecompetition

@t4tswagcompetition

@tragicsibsshowdown

@celestial-duo-summit-2023

@creature-competition

@swaglesscompetition

@malewife-swag-competition

They are huge inspiration. Check them out!!

[into-the-mikuverse]

tagging for more attention: @girlbosswar @thesaddestgaycompetition @delinquentbrawl @2023himbotournament @boomerbracket @ultimatepinkgirl @askeletonwar @fictional-malewife-tournament @catpeople-tournament-2023 @ultimatewitchcompetition @asexual-swag-competition @weirdgirlshowdown @lesbianswagcompetition @adhdswagcompetition

We all love Hatsune Miku, but not all Mikus are created equally. This is where you come in to decide who is the queen among these virtual idols!

Rules!

No real people/cosplay!

Submit as many different designs as you want, but please don't spam the same one over and over!

Fan Made Designs are Acceptable! Just be sure to properly credit the creator. A direct link to the fan made art is greatly appreciated.

Please list the source of the design. This means naming the song, series, creator, etc. that the design originated from.

Hatsune Miku crossovers and collaborations with different franchises are acceptable as well! ( Ex. Hatsune Miku in Persona 4 Dancing, Hatsune Miku's My Little Pony design, etc. )

Not all Mikus to ever exist will be part of this competition! Just the ones that are most nominated!

Submissions will stay open until I can make a complete bracket.

Link: https://forms.gle/RwXFa2gfMCwMZxR16

Inspired by: @killer-cinnamon-roll-summit @thief-throwdown @holy-war-bracket @problematicfavecompetition @falseprophetpoll @autismswagsummit and @2023himbotournament

[malewife-swag-competition]

Welcome to the official best malewife competition!

inspired by the other Official Tumblr Competition polls, such as my favourites are @autismswagsummit, @nonbiney-swag-competition, @swaglesscompetition, @gotalittletoosilly, and @adhdswagcompetition :))

this is gonna be a bracket poll competition deciding who the ultimate malewife is, but this beloved label has many cultural definitions - for the purpose of this competition, I invite you to submit anyone who simply has malewife energy. my personal exemplar is hannibal from nbc hannibal - he committed MANY crimes and yet he is still sweet, suave, an excellent cook and most importantly, slay. there are bonus points available if your malewife of choice manages to tick off the trifecta:

manipulate

mansplain

AND

malewife

RULES

no real people - use your thoughts to work out whether this applies - I know nothing about anything like mcyt, if the irl creator has expressed that they're ok with their character being used for stuff like this, go ahead, but characters only, not the creators

pls don't rig the poll!! i really want this mansplaining manipulating malewife to win fairly

a malewife does not necessarily have to be male - non binary malewifes are of course welcome, and i am going to cautiously say that if you feel your character's malewife energy transcends the barriers of gender, you can submit feminine characters

multiple submissions are welcome!!

characters will be selected by number of votes, and i will be holding a couple polls for characters with few submissions but my favourite justifications, so that there's hope for the niche characters and it's a bit more fun!!

submissions are here, have fun guys!!

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: Macbeth (Macbeth) vs Hero (Omori)

Macbeth (Macbeth): manipulate, mansplain, malewife, "he has about 4 existential crises and lets his gaslight gatekeep girlboss wife do all the work so. no clue whether he fits the trifecta but i think so????"

Hero (Omori): mansplain, malewife, "he cooks, he gives malewife energy, and his gf (ex because she’s dead) is a girlboss" "his man is (was) absolutely WHIPPED for his gf. he can cook. she flustered the hell out of him regularly. her death fucked him up so bad that he went to med school. mansplains the most random shit. specifically described as charming. whacks enemies over the head with a spatula like a doofus. also bottom energy"

i went INSANE when i saw macbeth had been submitted to this. absolutely crazy and i love it, op you are so right (i love this lil omori guy too tho, dw guys no favoritism here)

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: WILD CARD Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Phillip J Fry (Futurama)

Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle): WILD CARD manipulate, mansplain. No submission notes given

Phillip J Fry (Futurama): malewife, "he's the sweetest little boyfriend ever. leela is his girlhusband"

[asexual-throwdown-at-dennys]

Ah of course credit where credit is due! I was inspired by all these people running their own tourneys and have been excitedly participating

@autismswagsummit @fictional-malewife-tournament @problemgirlbracket @bestfictionaldivorce @theshipwars @catpeople-tournament-2023 @ultimatewitchcompetition @girlbosswar @asexual-swag-competition @weirdgirlshowdown @2023himbotournament @transgenderswagcompetition @bisexual-monarch-tournament @lesbianswagcompetition @adhdswagcompetition

Nomination Rules

No real people or characters heavily based on real people

Canon or Headcanon are both valid

Having sex, being horny, or sex positive doesn't disqualify anyone and it never should end of discussion, non-negotiable. Asexuality is just a lack of sexual attraction to others

Keep the characters relatively SFW

You can't nominate your own characters

Keep it civil gamers

May the most kickass asexual win

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: Richard Gansey III (the Raven Cycle) vs Weyoun (Star Trek Deep Space 9)

Richard Gansey III (the Raven Cycle): mansplain, malewife, "Says “this is why I didn’t want to have a baby with you” when his boy best friend’s newly adopted raven is misbehaving. And other things but this sums up the energy"

Weyoun (Star Trek Deep Space 9): manipulate, mansplain, malewife, "He acts like a malewife for his diplomacy job and he has a wife like role with his coworkers so much that the actor who plays damar said that damar and weyoun are like the bickersons which is a famous married couple from tv"

[malewife-swag-competition]

round 1: Gomez Addams (the Addams Family) vs Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

Gomez Addams (Addams Family), malewife, no submission notes given

Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers), malewife, no submission notes given

[malewife-swag-competition]

so. its been a while

heyyyy guys so i'm gonna pull an ao3 author right now and we're all gonna pretend i didn't disappear for several months :)

so, the bracket is done, it took forever but here it is! i didn't get loads submissions, so any characters with 2+ submissions got in, then i added my dealer's choice, ken, for very very obvious reasons. then, all others were selected with an rng! there are 4 'wild card' which were characters that were submitted as manipulating mansplainers, but not malewives. i thought the balls to submit them to a malewife competetion was amazing enough that they deserved a chance, long live the renegades! i think due to the relatively low number of submissions i may have put together the weirdest most diverse bracket competition on tumblr tbh >:)

for the first rounds, i'll be posting 5 polls a day at 16:00 CDT starting tmr, and each poll will have 24 hours until the results are collected, so the first round will done in 5 days :)). and, with no further ado - the brackets!!

hope some ppl are still left to actually do this lmao, enjoy guys!