#malevolent Arthur

[shitty-malevolent-aus]

malevolent but john is a microwave. the entire time he isn't speaking its just the microwave humming, and whenever John does speak its just BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. arthur loses it and begs the king in yellow to take john back the moment they meet him.

kayne is an airfryer

Im cackling. Mental association is a bitch.

I'm thinking of the "WELL MY SON ISNT A MICROWAVE" with John photoshopped in and those moms who claim their airfryers made their kids autistic and one of those mom screaming while holding Kayne proclaiming "THIS GAVE MY SON AUTISM"

[beentobeetle]

My dearest friend and esteemed server member . might i beg you for some arkayne in this trying time ?

~ @arthur-lesters-real-gf

Oh man. Oh man Arthur really hates that guy! And that guy’s really mean to him! They should kiss or something

[john-does-middle-finger]

A new body part has touched the beacon

[emmainabox]

John Foe and Arthur Lester about to drop some Sick Beats

I have yet again changed my john doe design

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[cryptid-stuff]

Started listening to malevolent.... I'm on ep 14 at the time of posting so please no spoilers but ! I wanted to draw something for it ..

Yknow before I started listening I saw people shipping them and was like huh well they must get along super well then! And I mean I was right for like. Half the time.?

[nicoriice]

inspired by the painting "Ivan The Terrible And His Son Ivan On 16 November" by Ilya Repin, 1885

(also used for the background)

[teleheadhound]

John loves his wet cat man

(Idea from @potato-lord-but-not )

[roastedbas]

@wolfythewitch 's Arthur design in arcanes artstyle :33

Version with facial hair ⬇️

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

A Moment of Rest

[neat-o-things]

I’ve had no energy have an Arthur

[shitty-malevolent-aus]

au where malevolent is entirely told through the gossip of the taxi drivers who overhear Arthur just mumbling to himself. I KNOW they’re taking bets how long he’ll live. One of them swears he heard the guy confess to a murder but nobody believes him

A moment of silence for all the taxi drivers who drove around a half dead, malnourished, covered in scars, sleep deprived man who stumbles around as if blind and mumbles to himself about gods, monsters and cults

[beentobeetle]

Hello again!! Hehe I was thinking and an idea came to me.

Perhaps, in some freak turn of events, maybe due to some dreamlands tomfoolery or dark world shenanigans. Canon Arthur and Faroe switch entities (John/Jane)

John/Arthur has stray wet cat energy, while I've noticed your Faroe has a more fighter stray cat energy, which are both mirrored by their respective fragments.

Thoughts?

Oh geez. Oh man this would go either comedically wrong or horrifically right.

John and Faroe would get along ‘fine’ enough I think, if a bit bicker-y. But once John figures out it’s Faroe he’s stuck to, now he … well he definitely can’t be TOO mean to her. There’s some asshole-adjacent back and forth, but I think they’d eventually sink into this ‘camaraderie’ of sorts where they can be civil, for the time being. John would also like how much more feral Faroe lets herself be. Far less wet-paper-bag energy.

Jane and Arthur on the other hand? Oh, Jane is ripping poor Arthur apart. The MOMENT she connects the dots and realizes it’s ARTHUR fucking LESTER, she is nothing but leading him into sinkholes and telephone poles. It may not be Faroe’s Arthur, but … well, she’s gotta get revenge for her gf somehow, y’know …

God I need to draw this the ideas are so silly

[john-does-middle-finger]

Introduction!

I'm a finger---the only middle finger you have right now.

Hello! I am among the mass of Arthur Lester's body parts. There are so many of us. Please help.

This is a blog for all of my heinous malevolent thoughts...and for me to pretend like I do not relate to John a little too much.

I'm going to try to keep this blog silly goofy because. i want to and it's my blog.

ALSO! I will be posting Malevolent spoilers! When new episodes come out, I will tag them with #malevolent spoilers for ~two days or until I forget (I will try to do so for a week but two days is when I'll be most vigilant about it). Any episodes older than a week are fair game in my mind just as a warning

feel free to submit asks! i'll try to answer them all!

you can call me whatever idc especially if you find my main lmao. I might post my malevolent fanart as well

[painitte]

Malevolent kill arc

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.