#male monster musume

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Yandere Male Monster Musume: Feeding The Beasts Pt. II

“Today is my day!!!!”

A collective groan came from everyone who clutched their pillows as they stuffed their faces in hopes of silencing the harpy’s cheers. Since before the sun had risen Pypi was especially vocal about it being his day. Shouting it from the top of his lungs as he triumphantly shouted into his monster roommate's ears while you groggily left Milo’s room for Pypi’s. 

As per the schedule—your newest attempt at combatting their violent battles for your attention—it really was Pypi’s day for you to spend rime with. You let his early excited fluttering about your renovated home continue as you slept in for as long as you could…before Pypi came to shoot you awake. 

“Come on, (Y/n)! Are you going to waste my day sleeping!?”

You groaned, pulling the covers up to hide yourself from Pypi. Nuzzling into the softness of Pypi’s bed when the harpy pulled away to pout quickly switching to a face of pure happiness. 

“Unless (Y/n) would rather spend the whole day sleeping together? I’d love to do that!”

“Ah-okay! I’m up, I’m up!” 

“Awww.”

Carrying out your morning routines side by side you two ended up in the living room to stand in silence. When you confirmed that it was Milo’s day he rushed off immediately with a plan for what he wanted to do, you were waiting for that same thing. But it didn’t seem it’d be the same with Pypi.

“...”

“...”

“...So uh Pypi what do you want to do?”

“Hmmmm I don’t know!”

“You don’t know?”

“Nope!”

“Well didn’t you have a plan for when we spent time together?”

He pouted as he crossed his wings, “Well I did suggest we stay in bed and–”

“WE ARE NOT DOING THAT!”

“Well…I don’t know what else we can do.”

“You don’t?”

“Nuh-uh.”

“Okay then how about–”

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“This–is–the—best—time—-in—my–-life!”

“It—is—right?”

Thankfully the great thing about the harpy-monster type was that being childish ran through his veins. Thus jumping on the bed like absolute hooligans works perfectly well as an activity together that didn’t include…something that will get you arrested. But like a child his attention was short.

“I’m bored now.”

“Huff~A-already but we—were having such fun!”

“It’d be more fun if we took off our clothes!”

“Aaaalright on to the next activity! Ever tried checkers?”

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Board games and pieces sprawled across the floor before your exhausted for, while Pypi played solo with a game console on the couch. You only looked up after you hear the halted clacking of hooves that only spoke of Centoreo coming near. 

“Master (Y/n)? Are you alright, you look exhausted although I’m certain you should have gotten to sleep in today?”

You groaned, “It never stops. His energy…and I can hardly keep his attention from doing anything other than the—’s’ word we shall not speak of.”

Centoreo nodded in understanding, flashing a tentative cerulean gaze to the harpy grossly absorbed in the game. 

“Right…but it seems you’re mostly unscathed. Which is more than can be said with a certain wormlike resident.” He whispered the last part with a shudder as you stifled a chuckle. 

“That is true…but I have the sneaking suspicion he’s up to something…I just don’t know–”

“What it is? Well it better not be sex!” 

“S-smith?!” “Y-you!?”

The agent leaned on you obnoxiously forcing you to unsuccessdully push him off as he talked.

“Yup so what’s for dinner darling? Since you’re all tuckered out from not-having-sex are you doing take out?”

“For your information–”

Suddenly a gust of fierce winds assaulted your face and Smith’s, causing you both to look up at the perpetrator. Centoreo was reaching for the phony sword he kept at his side but even he was late to draw before the harpy.

“NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! (Y/N) IS MINE! ALL MINE SO DON’T BOTHER US!”

Before you realized it the window had broken and you were so far off the ground the lights of your suburbia were simple flickers. Despite the talonned grip on your shoulder you felt more comfortable holding tight. You tried to speak to the one in charge of your flight but the wind whipping in your face wasn’t helping in the slightest so you swallowed your questions as Pypi flew further into the night. 

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“N-no this isn’t the right place! Stupid! Stupid!”

Pypi’s squealing falling upon no one but your own as you clinged to him on the peak of a sky scraper in the city. He was mad at himself. Banging the tip of his wings into his head as he fought tears.

“W-why i-is this the wrong place? I-it’s beautiful up here, isn’t it?”

You clinged to him more than aware of the dangerous situation his bird brain posed once again. Having apparently forgotten that he needed to support your weight while you had your arms wrapped around his neck. It surprised you how sturdy he was being able to withstand your own weight before he properly held you against him, cradling your bottom with his wingspan. 

He sniffled into your neck,”I-i keep forgetting—to bring you to the place I meant to! And its all cause I’m such a–”

“H-hey no need to beat yourself up! You’ll remember…eventually?”

You tried to pull your best main character pick-me-up tone as you as quickly as you could bare to pat his back. That seemed to do the trick as he squeezed you tightly against his chest as he looked out at the city from behind your back.

“Y-yeah a-and at least I get to spend my day with you!” 

“Y-yeah now can we please go home I-I’m sure everyone is hungry.”

“Well hopefully they can all die on Milo’s cooking while we eat out!” 

“Pypi!”

“Fine. I know you didn’t bring your wallet so that plan was bogus anyway!” 

“Uggh!”

 You hated how much you agreed with him but at the very least you got some insight. No doubt this wasn’t the same type of fulfillment Milo was seeking but it seemed to work on nonetheless…kinda....

Next was Centoreo, but you don’t have to worry he’s guaranteed to be a breeze. More so than Pypi could ever pretend to be.

[semisolidmind]

an all-out fighting tournament of beefy monster boyfriends

and the winner's prize is the final girl/the reader lmao

oooh...that might be a separate, very intriguing concept 🤔

"a big-tiddy monster man harem fighting for the affection of somebody who was kind to them all and is obviously dodging their attempts at courtship"—the manga/fighting game semi wished existed

[shera-dnd]

Alright I have eaten my mato peach and have gained the amazing power to do literary and thematic analysis of any piece of media, no matter how fucking stupid

and as the first activation of my ability, I'm turning it towards the stupid ecchi reverse slave harem manga, Mato Seihei no Slave (or Chained Soldier if you're not as much of a fucking weeb as I am) in order to prove that this is actually thematically consistent and surprisingly well written

(long pause as I let all my followers block me and leave)

but first to address the two shuuki in the room

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN READING AN ECCHI SLAVE HAREM MANGA YOU FUCKING WEIRDO?

Look... LOOK! It's not what you think!

Okay so like a lot of anime and manga recently (primarily isekai) have been including slavery as a thing in their world building, and tho I'm not gonna claim that's the only thing it ever gets used for, it's quite clear that a lot of people are only using that as an excuse for kinky slave play BDSM

and then forget that that stuff comes with like... you know, the horrific implications of slavery as an institution

WELL GOOD NEWS! The author of this manga does not give a shit about disguising his femdom slave play kink as commentary on slavery, this is literally just a BDSM thing and it never pretends to be anything else

...besides, a woman has needs, okay?

WAIT SHOULDN'T THIS MANGA TRIGGER YOU? ISN'T YOUR TRIGGER THE LITERAL CENTRAL GIMMICK OF THIS?

YOU WOULD BE CORRECT! By all logical means I should not be able to read this manga without having the most viscerally negative response possible... except that I don't

I'm not gonna pretend that I know why or how this is working

But I read Monster Musume back in 2015 and it somehow helped me get over my fear of spiders, SO WHO KNOWS maybe niche ecchi manga are how I get over my mental blocks

I would rather it wasn't, but I'm having a hard time proving otherwise!

oh god we're already 400 words in and I have only just finished the preamble. Why am I like this?

Okay okay let us get started as I'll give a detailed explanation as to why Mato Seihei no Slave is about the bonds between people, the ways we bring out the best in each other, and what makes a good dom- ahem I mean leader... what makes a good leader

So for those who don't know the central conceit of this story is that this is a world where women get super powers and men get... to be stay at home husbands

Our protagonist is male wife supreme, Yuuki Wakura, whose main hobbies include cooking, cleaning, and day dreaming about one day becoming a hero

unfortunately for our adorable little boy toy he immediately finds himself falling through a portal into actual literal hell (technically it's called Mato, but like it's just hell) where he's promptly attacked by several giant monsters

BUT GOOD NEWS FOR HIM! He's being saved by a hyper competent hot woman in a uniform (lesbians going "it should have been me!" count should be at 1 by now)

BAD NEWS FOR HIM! She's alone and soon they both get overwhelmed because she can't go full apeshit murder mode while protecting his soft boy ass

Thankfully there is a way for her to save him still, it just requires some collaboration from him

("it should have been me!" count: 2)

And here we are at the main fucking gimmick. The reason why all the ecchi shit happens, the silly excuse for why this bad bitch decides to keep this guy at her side

Chains of Eternity: Slave

Kyouka Uzen (the ultimate girl boss) can forge a contract with someone to bind them to her will as her slave. This will bring out their hidden potential and allow them to fight by her side, turning them into a super powerful killing machine at her command.

In exchange once the task is done she must give a reward to her slave based on the difficulty of the task and the slave's "latent desires"

So yeah, Kyouka doesn't get to decide what the reward is, Yuuki doesn't get to decide what the reward is, only Kyouka's magic can decide what the reward is. Which basically just means the author gets to insert whatever horny fuckery they want into this

Rewards vary from giving him head pats, offering him treats, giving him a back massage, kissing him, to...

well this is a femdom series for a reason

(I think the "it should have been me!" count is at like a 4 or a 5 now)

and now I'm gonna analyze the ever loving shit out of that ability and how it is the crux to all the themes of the show and actually informs us on the nature of Kyouka's character

no, I'm not kidding

Okay so let me just break down what Slave does here from a kink point of view. It basically allows Kyouka and Yuuki to enter into a BDSM relationship where the dom always knows what the sub wants, while still being able to surprise the sub with her actions. She gets to constantly keep her sub beneath her, while also being magically required to reward him and give him aftercare once she's done

Those two have entered a ridiculously healthy BDSM relationship by forging a magical contract that lets them skip all the negotiation bits and go right to what the audience wants to see

(yeah it's gonna be impossible to track the "it should have been me!"s from this point on, so just try to keep your own count at home)

This is also the author's way of like having his cake and fucking it too

Because that way we can have Kyouka as the baddest bitch to ever live AND have her do embarrassing stuff with Yuuki without ever breaking character. In fact the loftier her goals and the more tragic her backstory the more reason she has to accept the reward mechanism as the price to pay for this power

It's also why Kyouka is easily the most developed and interesting character of the manga, to the point that Yuuki is more a supporting character to her arc

This brings us back to those three themes I mentioned waaaaay at the start

Starting with: "how we bring out the best in each other"

For starters it's quite obvious how that works with Yuuki. He wants to be a hero in a world where he should not be able to have super powers, and in comes Kyouka who gives him both the power and the purpose to achieve that goal

But this also extends to literally everyone in Unit Seven and beyond

We have seen the ways in which Kyouka has helped all of her team mates grow stronger and overcome their past traumas, some times by the sheer confidence and kindness of her presence

Hell we see one of her team mates unlock a rage mode power up because someone said Kyouka was a bad leader

and there's even another team leader who straight up evolved her powers into a new stronger form just out of sheer love and respect for Kyouka

This culminates in the development of Lending. The ability to let others take Yuuki's chain and use him in combat

and like I'm not stupid, I'm not gonna pretend this isn't primarily an excuse to have different hot women give Yuuki rewards in ever hornier scenarios, with the added benefit of being able to design cooler monster forms for him

and I mean... those are some really cool monster forms

But that's besides the point

The point is that this also pulls double duty by allowing Kyouka and Yuuki to constantly empower all of the people around them and help them through their character arcs

From helping people stand up to abusive family members, to allowing others to gain the confidence they need to grow, to just decking an asshole real hard in the face

And not once does Yuuki steal other's glory. The final confrontation and the catharsis is always delivered by the person who is being helped. Because lover boy here is the supporting character in his own story

This all leads neatly into another point: the bonds we have with others

DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS WE'RE GETTING CHAIN SYMBOLISM IN THIS BITCH!

Oh are we getting a message about how we're all links in the chain and the stronger each of us gets the stronger we all get? FUCK YEAH

Are we getting chains as a representation of a mutual bond of trust and respect, and get to see those bonds be used as a literal weapon to defeat a foe who is antithetical to that idea? ABSOLUTELY

TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!

But wait there's more! We got a character who can copy other people's skills and she also grows like crazy with each person she bonds with

We got teams of heroes besting villains who refuse to work with anyone

THAT'S THE SHONEN ANIME GOODNESS WE'RE HERE FOR!

(I mean this is technically seinen but who gives a shit, right?)

And that brings us finally to the third point, the series antagonists, and Kyouka's main goal

What makes a good leader?

So far we've focused on Kyouka and her ability, Slave, and how that allows her to help the people around her grow and encourages her to fight on the front line where she can be a shining example for all around her to follow

She treats everyone around her with trust and respect, even the boy who is literally her slave, and is by all metrics BEST GIRL!

Now all of that good shit doesn't mean much if we don't have anything to contrast and compare to

Enter Ren Yamashiro

gonna give y'all a second to simp for a bit before I continue

done staring at her legs? good. Anyways here's why she's awful!

Ren is the commander of the Anti-Demon Corps and easily the strongest character in the setting by a wide margin

She's also self centered, corrupt, physically AND emotionally abusive, horrifically petty, and likes dogs in the exact same way Makima from Chainsaw Man likes dogs

This is, of course, perfectly translated into her special ability, because this author loves having abilities inform characters

So not only does she have some absurd broken power that she has the power of anime and buddha on her side, BUT the way it manifests is as kanji covering her eyes whenever she activates her skills

Quite literally making so all she can see is her own power and greatness

AND her main use of her powers is to fly around, so she can be ABOVE everyone else

This isn't fucking subtle, but it sure as fuck gets the point across

This is a trait that Ren shares with ALL the main villains of the series. Each and everyone of them is blinded by their own greatness and is constantly looking down on others

Ren is just the least subtle. I guess they had to compensate for the fact that she isn't an actual literal evil god

And so all of those are put in opposition to Kyouka, whose goal is to overthrow Ren, become the new commander, and destroy Mato for good

The woman whose power makes her dependent on others, but that allows her to bring out the best in everyone she meets

A power that grows stronger the more people she helps and the more people help her in return

Standing up against all these people who refuse to rely on anything besides their own strength

That is why Kyouka is the shining example of a good leader!

Now here we are 2k words into this (OH DEAR GOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS), so what was the point of this journey?

Is it me recommending this manga to people and claiming it's genuinely "peak fiction"? OH GOD NO

This thing has so many issues and literally all of them stem from the fact that this is an ecchi harem manga story first and foremost.

Titillation always comes first over anything else, several of the smaller side characters eventually devolve into just different flavors of wanting to dom Yuuki, and that's not even going into all the pet play stuff featuring Ren

This is an unashamedly horny manga with a very specific brand of kink in mind and when I started reading it that was legit all I wanted out of it

But then it refused to be JUST that. It had an interesting story, fun action scenes, compelling characters, and a surprising amount of thought put into its themes

It's not a manga I'd recommend to most people at all, and it requires a considerable amount of tolerance for some capital H Horny anime bullshit

But honestly? If you're cool with that and want a fun and a little unhinged story you can do way worse than this

So what else is left to say except

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!

[rottenzombrainz]

How I DoL Love Interests!! (With some extras!)

my post where I said Eden looks like Leshy to me has been doing well. Not sure if it's because people really like it or if it's just because the DoL fandom is googles bigger than the TKDB fandom.... anyways here we go

Kylar - My Kylar is emo latino M!Kylar. Sorry, I don't make the rules (I do). I wish I loved F!Kylar more because I love fem yanderes but I just... see him as a guy. an emo guy. Not the fashionable Pinterest kind though- the kind that only ever wears black band tees with black jeans and that's his outfit to everything.

Whitney - My Whitney is a cunty transfem gyaru gal. Gyarus are some of the sweetest folks ever but anime has conditioned my brain to correlate them with bullies. Everytime I try and imagine Whitney, I just see Musume Ronshaku. Which I hate. I wanna atleast change that cognitive connection to Shiipon from Akiba Maid Wars.

Sydney - My Sydney is nothing special. He's... Sydney. Refined-looking tall white boy with a strawberry blonde ponytail and glasses. However... my corrupt Sydney..... she's a goth girl. Simple trad goth though. Like Allison Reynolds from The Breakfast Club.

Robin - My Robin doesn't really have anything visually distinct about them like a stylish style or something. To me, Robin is genderfluid. And... that's really it. Robin is one of the more dynamic characters when it comes to how I see them- my Robin is different every playthrough unlike my Kylar who is ALWAYS a stinky little emo.

Alex - Physically, my Alex looks like most folks' M!Alex. Reddish-orange short hair, tan skin, a little bit of hay sticking out his mouth. And that's fine. He's a simple guy. a simple.... trans guy..... mwahahahaha!! Okay that's it for the trans headcannons I promise

Eden - There's nothing more to be said that I haven't already with this post.

Avery - I would love to imagine F!Avrey. I would love for her to be my PC's hot sugar mommy. But no. Avery is a creepy old business man who can't get bitches so he buys the love of the youngest possible adults he can find. Avery is the guy on main street New York who cat calls you for wearing a skirt. Avery is your dad's creepy friend who's known you since you were "just a kid" and tells you "You've aged so well!". I do not like Avery and Avery fans I am sorry.

Great Hawk - GREAT HAWK <3 I fucking love Great Hawk. My Great Hawk is a big great monster boy with the biggest wingspan and the longest feathered tail. He has feathery arms legs fit with talons but aside from that and his wings + tail, he looks like a regular human. If a regular human was 8 feet tall with yellow pinning eyes.

Black Wolf - I don't really interact with black wolf or the wolf pack often but to me, Black wolf is just... just a black werewolf. The anthro kind- not the "human with ears and tail" kind. I could see BW as male or fem but I think I prefer the idea of a tough fem werewolf.

Is that all the LI's? I think so... I hope so.... now for some extras

Bailey - Although I'm pretty sure Bailey is around the same age as the other older named NPCs, I see him as the youngest- probably in his early 40's. My Bailey is a guy because this isn't fucking Annie life may be tough but it's not a hard-knock life.

Briar - Briar. Briar is that 50 yr old lady you see while on a blind date drinking an entire bottle of wine by herself. Briar is the kind of lady you DON'T go up to at a gas station if you feel unsafe because being with her would make you feel even unsafer. Briar is the lady on the street who approaches young school kids asking them if they want an "adult" job. But God dammit she does pay me good money for the vending machine and shows....

I had a few other characters planned but it kinda just boiled down to if they were m or f and if they were creepy or not. I guess I could do the other named NPCs if I'm asked nicely. Or rudely. Or asked at all.

[madmanwonder]

My Current Mood (March 24th to April 7th)

AU(S): Horror AU: Werewolf AU, Slave AU: Slave Trainer AU, Domestic AU, Married AU, Parent AU, Cyberpunk AU, Alien AU, Teacher AU: Student AU - Drama Class AU, Celebrity AU: Agent AU, Mercenary AU

General Moods: Action, Dark Setting, Death, Tragedy, Comedy, From Enemies to Lovers, From Friends to Enemies

Main Muses: Fem!Riku, Iris (Holy Knight Iris), Gaige, Papi (Monster Musume), Rayne, Nier, Jack Sparrow, Matt Murdock / Daredevil, Uryū Ishida, Infinite

Male Muses: Vali Lucifer, Gundham Tanaka, Han Solo, Ryōga Hibiki, Dan Hibiki, Judai Yuki (Jaden Yuki), Urdnot Wrex, Kagura Mutsuki, Hanzo Scorpion I, Jin Kazama, Nier

Female Muses: Nabiki Tendō, Nemona, Hana Song / D.Va, Twilight Sparkle, Loona Buckzo, Momo Nishimiya, Tionishia, Tiffania Westwood, Justice the Awesome Demon, Himeno

Meme: ⚡️/Forced Honesty Meme, Kill or Spare, Switched Attributes, April Fools Joke, Pregnancy Test: Positive/Negative Pregnancy Test, Crossover Crack Ship: OTP, Tonight You, ❤️/Positivity Meme, Smash or Pass, 💍/Timed Marriage Meme

[yutopia-eleftheria]

Color Wheel Challenge

I finally did the Color Wheel Challenge, but I add some rules to myself

3 Characters per color (except white with 2 to have the male/female equality)

There is a male/female ratio. Each complementary colors have the same amount of male and female characters.

All characters came from different universes. No doubles.

A bonus motif added to each color to add some unique context.

Red Segment (only boys) :

Hyouma Chigiri from Blue Lock

Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho

Yuri Plisetsky from Yuri !! On Ice

Orange Segment (a boy and 2 girls) :

Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn

Virgil Van Dijk

Yoimiya from Genshin Impact

Yellow Segment (only girls) :

Centorea Shianus from Monster Musume

God Is A Woman Goddess Version from Just Dance 2020

Kiria from Fairy Tail 100 Years Quest

Green Segment (2 boys and a girl) :

Captain Celaeno from My Little Pony The Movie

Ukyo from Amnesia The Anime

Yoshi from Super Mario

Cyan Segment (only boys) :

Kool from Star Fox Manga

Newt from The Baby In Yellow

Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest

Indigo Segment (a boy and 2 girls) :

Frederica Sol Valux from Monster Hunter Riders

Meowstic from Pokémon X and Y

Steorra the Starseer from Octopath Traveler

Purple Segment (only girls) :

Hanyuu Furude from Higurashi ; When They Cry

Rui from Cat's Eyes

Shinobu Kocho from Demon Slayer

Pink Segment (2 boys and a girl) :

Cherry Blossom from Sk8 The Infinity

Kouma Ren from Magi ; The Labyrinth of Magic

Zair from Redakai

BONUS PART ! :

White Part in the Center (a boy and a girl) :

Angela Blanc from Black Butler

Bernard Girikanan from Inazuma Eleven Orion

Total characters : 26 (13 boys and 13 girls)

[deathmetalunicorn1]

I noticed this example in your post so who are your waifus and husbandos?

Here are the ones I could think of off the top of my head for this.

My Waifus

-Rachnera Arachnera from Monster Musume (my OTP waifu)

-Boa Hancock from One Piece (very close second; ties with Albedo)

-Albedo from Overlord (very close second; ties with Boa Hancock)

-Yor from Spy X Family

-Sailor Pluto from Sailor Moon

-Erza Scarlett from Fairy Tail

-Juvia from Fairy Tail

-Shion from That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime

I now realize that I have a type, beautiful and can snap me like a Slim Jim with ease.

Husbandos

-Kakucho from Tokyo Revengers

-Fatgum from MHA

-Nanami from JJK

-Sasaki from One Piece

-Shanks from One Piece

-Diablo from That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime

-Choso from JJK

-Tanaka from Haikyu

-Pretty much every male character in RoR (except Zeus because eww and Zerofuku who’s everyone’s adopted son)

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Male Musume: Suu Me

Rules | Kofi | Monster Musume Masterlist

Since the implementation of the schedule, life with the monster boys was much easier. With the mere mention of the days that belonged to each of them, fights were broken up, arguments were settled, and they were more adamant about keeping each other in check. Even Smith’s appearances seemed to die down, his calls, and voicemails dwindling into much of nothing. The only thing you had as proof that he even remembered you all was the hefty grant. 

You would not be making the same mistake as Kurusu. You were getting that cheque, baby!

So far life has been good. You were expecting something soon, after all the mermaid was next. After the slime of course, but even that was an unknown variable.

In the anime, it was clear that Suu had made a conscious decision to pursue them and the girls had accepted her. Becoming close with the slime as she grew into herself and the home she’d joined. She was their friend. It’s not that you didn’t think they could make friends….it’s just that they acted like that was the most absurd thing to do.

“Alright, Pypi it’s your turn to roll! Here’s the die.”

“Darling, you shouldn’t bother. The peanut brain doesn’t even have hands, he’s not going to figure it out.”

“Milo, that’s mean! You don’t say that to your friend.”

“He’s not my friend.” “Oh yeah? Well.....you don’t even have a penis!”

“Pypi?!” “Yes, I do and I can promise I’m much bigger than yours!”

“Guys stop it!”

Too many times have you had to risk your limbs to stop one or the other from choking one another or poisoning each other or trying to throw each other out the window. It doesn’t scream an environment a sentient slime is going to want to join. The only one who had any chance of being decently friendly would be Centoreo but even he had his moments

One evening you found him polishing his daggers, in the living room. Turning to smile at you, when you asked him why he needed to polish it. Unlike in the anime, he doesn’t use his weapons as much; revealing the weaponry case on few occasions. 

“Because Milo thought he’d take a cheap shot while I was cooking,”

“What!? Are you okay? Is he okay? What happened?”

Centoreo squinted his eyes at his reflection in the metal, letting his even smile become lopsided as he smirked. 

“He’s just licking his wounds now. Touched a sore spot or something. You know how he is.”

“Yeah…I guess.”

You decided not to question further only noting how despite his gentleness with you that was far from the case with the others. Even more concerning Pypi the harpy, who was supposed to be the slime’s best friend, seemed far too focused on gaining your affection than making friends. 

“Ne bird-guy! You wanna play?”

“Oh Pypi these neighborhood kids want to play do you maybe want to play with them?”

“Pft-no.”

“...why not? You love playing sports.”

“Yeah with you and maybe with our chicks when we hatch them.”

“Well…what about practice?”

Pypi blushed and sighed, “I guess but only because you asked.”

BAM!

“Ow! Wahhh!”

“Pypi, apologize!”

It just seemed highly unlikely that the slime would be getting anything more than a simple welcome before being the subject for many assassination attempts. It’s a shame considering in comparison to the girls Suu actually represented one of the healthier relationships with Kurusu. Minus a couple instances of accidental drowning. A lot of the other monster girls had weird implications and violent repurcussions that usually left the human man with dire wounds. You would not be him. 

That being said just because you were able to avoid broken limbs didn’t mean you’re coming out completely unscathed. Being the only real peacemaker it was mostly up to you for order to be maintained. While Centoreo was great at breaking up fights he wasn’t a fair mediator and recently he’d been exhibiting a ‘pacifist’ style where—and you quote, ”Perhaps if we let the idiots attack one another one of them will get the job done!” 

All that meant for you was there was one less obstacle for somehow being responsible for the monster-men attacking each other. Thus using the usually ignored communal time to take a trip to the store you took the most reactive roommate of yours. 

“Oh Darling~We haven’t been on a date in sooo long!”

You lightly chuckled,”But your day was just a little while ago.”

“So? Being stuck fighting off those saboteurs is hardly a date!” 

He scooped you up, completely unbothered by the curious passerbys and the way you nervously tried to hide your face.

“But now we get to go out on a real date! And it’s the first one initiated by you!”

That was surprisingly true, with the possibility of Suu not arriving there was a growing chance that nothing would get better. That their violent bickering would continue to escalate and with no one to care for they’ll only be focusing on you. So to maybe flicker the kindling of a somewhat friendly relationship, you decided to remove instigator #1.

“..Yeah…I guess this is the first.”

Who were you to shatter his delusion? Not someone who wanted to deal with the fall out of refusing a mentally unstable naga–that’s who. If it meant that Centoreo and Pypi might bond or even team up against Milo, in his absence it would just be better for everyone you that you’ll take a single “date” for the team.

“Oh Darling why don’t we get a sundae! Or a milkshake one that we can share together!”

You let him pull you along into the pastel colored ice cream shop, ignoring the curious gazes of a couple passerbys. Speaking of passerbys that annoying couple Kurusu and the girls pass by hasn’t really shown themselves like at all. You can count on one hand the trips you and Milo have taken to town and off the top of your head you can’t think of anyone you encountered that resembled them.

“Honey! Can I have your wallet to buy the treats?”

“But Milo it doesn’t really make a difference—”

“Honey?!”

“Alright Alright, I’ll go get us a seat outside.”

“Thank you, Darling!”

Ignoring the concerned gazes of the employees you turned to do exactly as you said. Sat in your seat, fighting boredom as you watched Milo playfully hiss at the frightened employee. You could tell just by his body posture that he was only bluffing. Sighing and face-palming it dawns on you how much you’d truly come to know him and subsequently the others. What was it? Weeks? Months? Since you’ve landed in this world and assumed the main character’s role to the genderbent versions of his harem and to think it hardly truly begun. With tons more incidents and other monsters to go it was grounding for your only worry to be appeasing the three you have. A small part of you hoped by some divine intervention you’d only have them to deal with for the rest of your time here. 

Splosh!

Looking above you were certain that major droplet might signal oncoming rain but a quick look around disproved that. Writing off the sound as someone likely spilling something far away you returned to watching Milo in the window.

Sploosh!

Seeing the Naga already returning with an unbelievably loaded milkshake stuffed with two straws. It didn’t seem like he’s the cause of the mysterious splishing sound and no one inside the store seemed to either. You figured you’d ignore it since Milo was already pouting at you.

“Darling! You can’t daydream about me when I’m right in front of you! I mean I love being the only one on your mind but you’ve got to look at me babe!”

“Yeah yeah sorry, Milo I just thought I was hearing–”

“Don’t you worry about it, darling! Now take a sip of their infamous double decker, extra sweet, milkshake—”

PLOP!

“Eeeugh what is that!?”

A slime has appeared and it’s staring cutely at you as it dissolves the milkshake Milo just bought with your money. All its doing is looking up at you with yellow ‘eyes’, mimicking the tilt of your head as you inspected it. It truly was the most bizarre monster you’d come across. While it was a shock to see Milo and his tail mystically twirl around you there wasn’t a doubt that you were looking at was real. With Suu the fact you could see through them while they were still looking at you. It was completely amazing. 

Your concentration was broken by Milo, who was trying to pull the feasting slime off the disappearing milkshake. He was failing his hands only wafting through the unperturbed blob; repeating the action it made you laugh at how goofy he looked. That made the Naga pause letting a blush take over his face as he examined yours. When was the last time he’d seen you laugh so earnestly? The small smile creeping on his face fell when he realized the blob had turned from you and was looking at him. Bopping up and down with a rhythm of your laughter almost like it was trying to demonstrate that it was laughing too. 

Milo hissed loudly scaring away the remaining guests at the cafe’s front. Honestly that might have been better for the exchange if less people saw how angry he was getting over a simple slime. 

Instead of trying to grab the slime he just outright picked up the table, launching the slime and the glassware on it into the wall of an office building across the street. While the level of strength from Milo wasn’t a surprise to you, the fact it was being done in public made this feel wrong. Darting your head around you looked for anyone who was still around and holding their phone up. You found one—a teenager still in the cafe snickering at the video. Grabbing Milo’s hand had his countenance change in an instant; the rush of blood in his cheeks weakening to his usual blush.

“C-c’mon Milo maybe we should just head home or to the park…a secluded part in it.”

“Aw how forward, Darling.”

The feeling of his tail curling around you, felt restricting but anything to divide his attention. It took awhile but you eventually were able to lead him away from the populated area. With no sign of Suu nearby and most people avoiding the wooded area of the park, you decided to continue your date there. Which Milo was starting to make you regret.

“Oh Darling! You picked the perfect place! Not only are we alone but we’re so far from the families they’d hardly hear it if you let out a scream.”

“Milo I just took us here because of what happened at the cafe—”

“Hush hush it doesn’t really matter why we’re here. Just that we are and we’re finally alone.”

“Milo–” you started to scold him but stopped on the account of whiplash disorienting you. 

Faster than you can register Milo had flipped you on your back, propping your head up with the slimming side of his tail. Naturally you flailed allowing Milo to snatch your wrists with calculated precision, the rest of him lightly trapping your legs from kicking. Holding your wrists above your head he let his chilled noise trail from your cheek to the collar of your shirt where he paused. Looking at your frightened expression with a blush more intense than his angered face he bit at the cloth, teasingly beginning to tear downward. 

You wanted to scream. Anything to deter what was happening now! The second you opened your mouth the end of the tail beneath you shoved its way into your mouth; invasively pushing further down your throat doing much more than silencing you. Milo hummed his smile faltering as he fought back the sound threatening to come out. Other than the silent movement of your bodies against the grass, your muffled gagging, and Milo’s hushed whimpers if anyone did hear they’d do nothing to intervene. Looking into Milo’s eyes to plead only seemed to egg him further as the tip of his tail pulled out before pushing back in the curious gentleness it had before beginning to wane. Milo was getting louder and if it was possible his face was getting redder.

“Oh Darling will we do it? Oh~! Finally consummate our bond that I’ve been ~aw~dreaming of?”

He pulled his tail out of your mouth momentarily allowing you to breath. Coiling and curling tighter around as you coughed. Finally gaining your breath you tried to speak, his tail shoving back in. Transferring both of your wrists to one of his hands he smirked at you.

“Ah but you’ve been doing so much! I think it’s finally,” his hand tore the remaining fabric of your shirt; languidly tracing his hand along your stomach. In a teasing pace he let his index and middle finger walk to the buckle of your belt, ”time-for-you-to-feel good.”

He slashed through the belt. Your eyes began to burn as you prepared for what you hoped to avoid from the very beginning.

“Darling. Please baby look at me. I want you to look at me when I—Ahhh!”

In a flash of blue Suu descended from the treetops to firmly hold his blobness on the unprepared Naga’s head. It took him a moment before he had to unravel himself from you, all his limbs trying desperately to take off the blob hoping for air. Of course they were all unsuccessful making the naga writhe as he fought for the air he was gradually running out of. For once you didn’t feel the need to intervene. You already knew if you confronted him about this later he’d shrug you off or coo about the private conversation you were having. Maybe taking advantage of Suu to put the monster man in his place might be the best call. Milo holds out longer than you expect allowing you to reset your outfit as much as possible, taking your time to pout over the torn remains of your shirt. At one point he turns to you reaching out as if you could do better than he—your response being a tongue stuck out as you held up the remains of your shirt. Its after another two minutes that Milo starts to slow, barely fighting any more. That’s when the tiny eensy bitty little feeling of guilt comes in.

“Hey Suu, maybe you can let up for now?”

The blob’s eyes look to you, to stare. For a minute you wonder if they even understand you, thinking back it took Papi and the girls a minute to actually get Suu to communicate. Just as you begin to think about how you’d go about removing the slime, Suu seems to expand. Doing the exact opposit of you ask to fully engulf the torso of the naga, who’s no longer struggling.

“C-c’mon please don’t kill him! He get’s on my nerves sometimes but I really don’t want him to die.”

You try in vain to grab a hold of Suu who continues to stare as they grow. Worried that this wasn’t a matter of suffocating but actually catching and eatting prey that they were exhibiting. It’d make sense that a slime, smart enough to evolve to speak would pick up on Milo’s earlier intent to kill them and was now retaliating. 

So many thing had changed in this version of the world…

You just didn’t think it’d constitute one of the main character’s dying.

“Suu please! Don’t Suu!”

You kept your hands in them holding on to Milo as his blinking was getting slower and slower. Looking through the blue haze at the first student you housed, the finality of this moment dawning as he tried to smile at you. The quirk of his lips so small you barely noticed. The grip you had on him being the only force on Milo’s weakening body. 

Seeing the droplets fall from your face into the blob, it was then you realized you were actually crying. 

Crying for Milo who was no longer breathing.

Closing your eyes, you tried to burn the memories of a living Milo. 

You should have never tried so hard to make them into friends.

You should have never taken Suu’s arrival so lightly.

You should have never gone on this date.

“(Y/n), you’re crying?”

That whiney despicably sweet voice made you snap your eyes open. There was Milo shirtless and without the blueness of Suu’s body. You could feel his tail slowly dragging along the grass closer to you. Even barely awake he could never leave you alone.

Seeing the monster happily breathing, you look up at the blob who was just a step away. Fully transformed into something similar to Milo holding up the shirt the Naga was wearing. Wondering why he didn’t just wear it you watched him, keeping eye contact with the slime. Suu walked forward Milo still getting in front of you as a shield. Still the slime came forward presenting the shirt to you, folded and with a small dampness that remained from Suu’s person. 

“Thank you.”

The slime smiled and repeated your words just like they did with Papi, it made you smile. Seems like Suu didn’t change all that much.

Milo sneered, “This slime almost killed me! Don’t gift him with your thanks Darling!”

You glared at him, dropping the shirt to smack the naga upside the back of his head.

“Only one of you ruined my shirt and touched me inappropriately today; they are the only one who deserves my thanks.”

Milo slumped into his coils, pretending to cry because you ‘yelled’ at him.

“And along with my thanks I’d like to offer you something,” you smiled as you finished putting on the Naga’s shirt, “how would you like to live with us, Suu?”

[zeemczed]

So, back when Monster Musume was a THING, I had an idea for a counterpoint series. A girl arranges for a monster guy to room with her, expecting a musclebound, sweaty, 120% virile ALPHA MALE orc. She gets a three foot tall, perfectly round orb of an orc with a mohawk half as tall as he is.

Tiny Orc Dude is a bro. He's the best roomie she could hope for, and while her fantasies about being RAVISHED are quickly punted (even if she was attracted to his superball bod, he's ace as hell) they quickly become super good friends.

Then she makes the mistake of telling him that she was hoping for a fling with the rooming assignment (while making it clear that she prefers how it turned out).

Little Orc Dude, not realizing that she knows he's ace (he hasn't figured it out tbf), assumes that the wrench in the works is that she must like the ladies!

What follows is sitcom-level hijinks as he tries to hook her up with monster girls. Repeatedly.

[rpking99]

Master RP List Part 3 (Anime)

This list has every Open RP I have made. Orgonised by Medium (comics, anime, cartoon, so on) and by franchise

How each RP will be presented will be as followed: Name of RP (Franchise, Character) (modifiers(like being Femdom or Adventure or so on) following)

ANIME

Of Dragons & Their Owner (Kobiyashi's Dragon Maid, Kobiyashi & Tohru) (Male/Futa Only)

Cosplay Help (My Dress Up Darling, Marin Kitagawa)

Bliss With The Blizzard of Hell (One Punch Man, Fubuki)

MONSTER MUSUME

Interspecies Guest House (Monster Musume) (Adventure)

Lend A Hand, Please (Monster Musume, Zombina) (Preestablished Relationship)

JOJO

For The Cred (JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Jolyne Kujo) (FemSub) (Female/Futa Only)

Yare Yare Dawa (JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Jolyne Kujo) (FemDom) (Female/Futa Only)

SPYXFAMILY

Thron Princess, Captured (SpyXFamily, Yor) (FemSub) (Dark)

Get Away With Thorn Princess (SpyXFamily, Yor) (Preestablished Relationship)

Alone At Night (SpyXFamily, Yor) (Preestablished Relationship)

Forger Forever (SpyXFamily, Anya Forger (Aged Up)) (Preestablished Relationship)

Wives Duties (SpyXFamily, Fiona Frost)

NARUTO

Hokage's Loss (Naruto, Tsunade) (FemSub)

Undercover Kunoichi (Naruto, Hinata) (FemSub)

Hoekage's Fund Raiser (Naruto, Naruko)

Uchiha Repopulation (Naruto, Satsuki)

Konoha MILF Celebration (Naruto, Ino & Sakura & Hinata) (Adventure)

Helping The Uzumaki's (Naruto, Naruko & Hinata) (Male/Futa Only)

Kunoichi Seduction Corps (Naruto) (Adventure)

GRIDMAN

Special Signature to Save a Soul (SSSS//Gridman, Akane Shinjō)

Race Queen Union (SSSS//Gridman, Rikka Takarada) (Preestablished Relationship)

Instance Domination (SSSS//Dynazenon, Mujina) (Preestablished Relationship)

[lolivvia]

pleas make more Everyday Life with Monster Boys art please

Hey so out of curiosity remember making the Everyday Life with Monster Boys art? Well I was wondering if you would make more art of them as well with scenes too. And I especially find the male version of Papi face funny.

Thank you so much for such kind words! 😄✨ Sorry for the late reply, I thought that maybe I'll try and make some monster musume art to attach to it, but sadly I didn't have much time lately 😭 But I'll definitely keep that in mind and try to make some more Monster Boys in the nearby future! ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Thank You again and I wish You a wonderful day or night!

[anubisrp99]

Hello, I am Anubis(not my real name). I am 25M. I mostly do Fandom rps, but I have some non-fandom ideas. If you wish to know more, pls dm me. Kinks, Limits, and Plots will be discussed in DM. I like to do fandoms, such as

Highschool DxD

Fairy Tail

SevenDeadlySins

Arifureta

MHA

MLP FiM

Marvel

DC

Wizards of Waverly Place

Winx Club(OG)

Monster High

Ever After High

Monster Musume

Ben 10

Rosario Vampire

Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel

NonFandom Ideas:

Free Use World

Succubus Aunt

Strip Club Owner

Sugar Mommy

ANY FANDOM PLOTS WILL BE FEMALE CANON X, MY MALE OC!! Doubles will be considered but not guaranteed.

DISCORD IS Jonahanubisrp

Reply kinks limits and what plots and or fandoms intrested you from the lists above only

[ouchmaster6000]

"Worse" is a subjective opinion. Many, many boys love fanservice in shonen anime, including me. If you don't like it, stop watching. To ask that it be changed when you aren't even the target audience is frankly super entitled

And the lack of guys watching shoujo anime is cause there aren't much action shoujo aside from magical girl shows. A fairly decent number of dudes watched Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura growing up, and there are a ton who liked Lyrical Nohana, Madoka Magica, and Little Witch Academia (I dont think that last one is technically a shoujo / Magical Girls how, but it has a lot of similarities, and is one of the few shows out there that appeals to both genders equally.)

And Hell Girl is another shoujo series with a fairly evenly gendered fanbase, because it's a HORROR series, not a romance.

But, as you pointed out, a lot of guys DO like romance anime so long as dudes are the target audience.

You just aren't going to get many (straight) dudes watching, say, Ouran School Host club, since being surrounded by pretty boys is entirely a (straight) female fantasy.

Same reason not many girls are gonna watch High School DxD or Monster Musume.

Basically, anyone can enjoy an action or adventure series regardless of the characters involved, since going on an adventure or winning against a villain or threat is something anyone can enjoy or self-insert into.

However, people generally won't get invested in a romance (or harem series) unless the characters the protagonist is attempting to romance is someone the viewer themselves is attracted to. Hence most (straight) girls will primarily watch/read straight romances from a female perspective (shoujo romance) & yaoi, wheras most (straight) guys will primarily watch/read straight romances from a male perspective (shonen romance) and yuri.

Basically, compared to other genres, there is much bigger divide in the romance genre, in terms what genders will watch which series, due to the genre's very nature. So, since romance makes up such a bigger portion of shoujo series than shounen series, yeah, obviously a lot less guys are gonna watch shoujo, than girls watching shoujo.

If 90% of shoujo series were magical girl and horror anime, and 90% of shonen shounen were harem anime, those statistics would likely be VERY different.

The main reason for the decline of shoujo anime for me really is that girls/women will still consume shounen while boys/men will not consume shoujo as much, so for producers if you have to choose between a shoujo or a shounen you will go for the shounen because you know you will be able to get both audiences while with shoujo the audience will really be majorly female and you will be losing money from half your audience. And that is also why shounen these days incorporate a lot of shoujo tropes into their stories (ikemen, romcoms, etc.) but still do it in a way that is mostly targeted for boys (male protag, big boobs and heavy sexualization of female characters that is not as present in actual shoujo stories), they do it to make sure they will grab both audiences. That is not to say that seinen and shounen can't do great animes like these (just look at horimiya and skip to loafer), but it also means we get a lot of anime that is trying to do the same but in a very harmful and sexist way (just look at shows like rent-a-girlfriend and the millions of bad isekai that come out every season). So, shounen is stealing shoujo tropes and making them worse (most of the time), and we're eating that shit up simply because there is no actual shoujo coming out as often as it did before.

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Male Monster Musume: Feeding The Beasts Pt. III

Last Part

“Good Morning, (Y/n). Are you ready to spend the day together?”

As you expected, Centoreo was so much easier. Waking up in a timely matter with a warm cup of tea or coffee. It was relaxing, being able to rely on someone else. Able to serve little biscuits and cucumber slices without burning the house down. It wasn’t too often that you got such a quiet morning for yourself.

“Thanks, Centoreo, I appreciate it.”

“No problem, (Y/n)! As my Master, it’s a given that on my day; we’ll get to relax together.”

Sitting across from each other on the newly installed tatami mats. The morning’s light shining through the window gently warmed your face. It was quiet between you two. A tad too quiet.

Centoreo was still smiling at you. 

Constantly smiling as you began to get nervous.

“Uh so?”

“So what, my Master?”

“....I don’t know…what’ve you been up to?”

He sighed, “Only counting down the hours until my day was here.”

A mirth smile spread across your face as you imagined the sight of Centoreo waiting anxiously by a clock. You took another sip of your drink admiring his stylized room. Coming to realize there’s no clock within the room you turned back to the centaur.

“You don’t have a clock in here.”

“I do not. Back home we centaurs are taught to dictate the time by the sun or better yet to count the hours in a day.”

“Wow, I didn’t know that. That’s pretty hardcore.”

“Thank you, Master!”

“Do you guys also get trained with the sword?”

You missed the way his eyes widened and the way his hands twitched. He tilted his head when he asked his question.  

“Excuse me?”

“Like don’t centaurs get swords? I’m sure you couldn’t bring a real one with you but still.”

Centoreo hesitated, “Some do but aren’t swords considered archaic in today's age?”

Shoot. 

You mentally kicked yourself. In the anime, Cerea was very upfront about her sword replica. Having it on her waist or drawing it the second she felt necessary. It was a big part of her character. But now that you thought about it Centoreo had no such thing, even with the way you both met; chasing criminals and using the sword just wasn’t a part of it. Supposedly that had happened before you even met up with him. So without your prior knowledge, this line of questioning seemed completely out of left field. Your best chance now was to do damage control.

“Uhm yes, but I thought Centaurs preferred a more traditional type of learning and lifestyle. Like the way you chose a master.”

Centoreo seemed to nod as he accepted your lie coverup. Clapping his hands in confirmation.

“I see, how you might have thought that! But you’re not wrong, we do get a myriad of training with different weapons and I do have one.”

“A replica? Neat!”

Centorea dwelled in your excitement,” Would you like to see my sword?”

At that moment the door to Centoreo’s room slams open and in a flurry of blue feathers and a scaly tail, the two other monster transfer students barged in. Both are standing guard in front of you blocking your sight from the centaur. 

“No! There will be no showing any ‘swords’ of yours! Not before mine!”

“Yeah! I want to show my sword too! We’re not going to let you get away with it.”

You could hear his polite chuckles from behind his hand, “Oh so you don’t want (Y/n) to protect themselves?”

“Yes! I mean, wait–”

“Of course not! That’s my job!”

“No you bird brain! He’s talking about some weapon he brought overseas with him.”

“Oh…I already thought your rear-end was enough of a weapon.”

“Pypi!”

The harpy had a nonchalant expression as you scolded him while coughing to hide the snicker that threatened to spread on your face. The lamia immediately began to coil around himself in laughter, making it easy for the red-in-the-face centaur to push most of him out the door. 

With a huff, Centoreo shut his door and locked it. When he turned to you he had an angry blush at the smile you were failing to cover. 

“I’m sorry, Centoreo…but if you’re still willing to show me I’d love to see.”

A small smile spread on his face as he turned back to you. Guiding you to stand over a specific floorboard he revealed a hidden case that robotically raised out of the ground and showed a myriad of weapons…some of which were not all that traditional.

“And this is my 177 Caliber BB Gun Air Pistol…it’s not incredibly new but it’s close enough to what I’m comfortable with.”

“Oh wow….”

“What’s with that face?”

“It’s just that I didn’t think guns counted as traditional weaponry.”

He laughed, “It’s alright, that’s what we’re here for. To learn about each other.”

“Yeah, I guess so.”

That was a really good point. The anime made a point to use the laws and societal changes to move the plot. It was mostly about how the girls were fitting into the human world, with their love interest somehow being all-knowing about their idiosyncrasies. Granted there were some exceptions but it wasn’t a major theme to learn in-depth about their cultures. 

You thought that was cool. 

“If you’d like I can teach you how to shoot it.”

“Really?"

"Of course.”

Sooner than you realized it you found yourself in the position of every male protagonist during a pool game. Trying to hyper-focus on the gun you were holding instead of the muscular chest on the back of your head as well as the hands supporting your back. While you could only see the target board you could feel the warmth of his breath as he gave his advice.

“Don’t close your eye, and use the sight to aim. That’s it. You’re doing perfectly my Master.”

This was a lot more than you were expecting.

Crttt Crttt Crttt Crttt

A grating sound broke the moment, thankfully. Bringing both of you to look at the curiously opened door, With only a crack wide enough for furiously yellow-slitted eyes and a fanged set of teeth gritting against each other. Centoreo let out an uncharacteristically long groan before excusing himself out of his room. 

“My Master I’ll return shortly, after I speak with…them.”

“But it’s okay I can talk to him–”

“No no dear it’s fine. Just keep practicing, I’ll be just a moment.”

The Japanese-style door slides shut and you can’t help but expect to hear screaming and sounds of a fight. But there was nothing. After a few minutes had passed you began to feel bored with just shooting the air-gun. Finally putting it down you left his room, poking your head out into the hall and finding no one. Searching around you found the monster boys in the living room with 2 of them sleeping peacefully on the couch. Centoreo was standing over them pulling a blanket over their forms, before turning to you.

“I’m sorry to keep you waiting, my master.”

“Ah, it’s okay. I’m surprised they’d fall asleep so easily.”

Centoreo shrugged before perking up with an idea.

“(Y/n). I wanted to ask if maybe we could meal prep together. I was hoping we could be…adventurous with the vegetables this time since we usually cater to them.”

“Sure I don’t mind, though I don’t think they’d be too interested in what we make.”

“I have a feeling they’ll sleep through dinner, I convinced them to eat something hearty before they slept.”

You decided not to question the weird timing. 

“Then let’s have fun, shall we?”

“Perfect!”

______________________________________________________________

You both most certainly did. Able to even light a candle or two while you enjoyed the roasted and sauteed veggies you’d both made. As Centoreo predicted they did sleep through dinner, letting you both enjoy a quiet and peaceful evening together. It was hard to be cautious when he was just so sweet. It might have made you soften up a bit when it came to him.

“Centoreo you don’t have to call me master all the time.”

“Then what should call you then?”

“My name or some other nickname. I don’t really care. Milo’s got like a thousand for me.”

“I want you to pick what I’ll call you. Otherwise, I’ll just stick to master. Or your name, both are really important to me.”

“You’re so stubborn.”

“It’s a quality of a good knight. Cheers.”

Even as the night began to close you were almost certain he’d abashedly ask you to snuggle in his bed with him. But he politely offered to let you relax offering to watch your phone and clothes while you headed to the bath. It’s become a bit of an issue with Milo and Pypi taking advantage of your unattended clothes. Even though they were asleep you were hesitant to let him. Cerea was still a prominent member of the harem; it wouldn’t be unheard of that he was as dangerously interested in you as Milo and Pypi. But you might have wanted to take advantage of the unattended bath…without the possible intrusion…an opportunity so hard to pass up.

“Okay but don’t do anything weird. I’ll be out in a bit.”

He smiled graciously as though a halo was meant to appear. “Of course, I’m here to help. Enjoy your bath.”

A refreshing bath later and a final cup of tea. You bid Centoreo goodnight as you shut your metal door. 

The schedule worked. The strengthening of your bonds was important to hopefully disassembling and keeping a reign on the alternate versions of the monster girls. This could work if you kept this up, not to mention the later events of the anime. Maybe pushing past their insecurities would be the way to go. 

Things were looking up. 

___________________________________________________________

Blonde strands of hair cascaded over Centoreo’s face as he glared at the messages from the agent. Looking down at the contact he scrolled through the text history, with scrunched brows. He felt disgusted as he glared at the mail he’d intercepted. 

It was an opt-out form.

The letter of allowance is meant to let the host peacefully transfer their guardianship to another. 

He was already burning the added note from the agent jovially informing him of his new promotion. There were other disturbing litigations in cursive but Centoreo deemed it all unworthy of thought. Taking only the main points to heart. 

“Did you really think you have a chance? While I’m here?  Please.”

It was a minor concern, that another tenant was going to arrive. This would be returned to the mailbox. The others could be burned. 

“It’s only a matter of time. Bide your time Centoreo. It will all be worth it then.”

[myfangirlfanfiction]

Halloween Café Blind Double Dates 💜🎃 Anime Online Date Matchups

Happy October! 🎃 For this event you're going on a blind date at a Café and I'm pairing you with a couple anime characters. I'll make you an aesthetic board based on the answers you give me. I'll also do love meters of how much I think the characters love you. Profiles of said characters will be given to you. Think of this as sort of a dating application for a dating website. The intro explains it all. I'll be waiting to match you up with an applicant 🖤

Application Process: How to send in your info for matchups

You'll need to send your "application" in my ask box

Dates: Which anime? You may only choose 1-2 Anime's listed below. You'll be paired with 2 characters.

Gender: Do you prefer your dates Female or Male, perhaps both?

Must Send me a Picrew of yourself. If you don’t know what it is, it’s an avatar/icon maker. Any avatar maker is fine too. (Don't send me a picture of yourself, you're all gorgeous but please don’t do it) Link for Picrew makers at Bottom of Post, I listed 20+ recommendations with links and descriptions

Zodiac Sign

Preference: Villains, Protagonists, Characters you don't prefer to be paired with?

List 3-5 Attractive Physical Traits (Looks don't matter but it makes it easier for me to figure out who to pair you with, you can even hint at the characters you want to be paired with if you wish)

Personality Type you find Attractive, Pick 3-5 Examples: Bubbly, serious, sassy, quiet, smart, oblivious, adorable, etc.

List 5 or More Attractive Personality Traits Examples: Loyal, brave, protective, funny, etc.

Pet Names 1-3 Examples: Honey, Handsome, Cutie, Love bug, etc.

Aesthetic Board Questions

Which café will you and your date be going to? Halloween and 1 other theme of your choosing will be the themes of the aesthetic board You can only pick 1

Café Theme Options:

Barbie 💕💄👠

Disney 🏰💫 Pick Any Favorite Movie or Character

Hello Kitty/Sanrio 🐱💗 Choose Favorite character

Sailor Moon 🌙 Can Pick Favorite Character if desired

Pusheen 😸

Monster High ⚰️ Can Pick Favorite Character if desired

Halloween Movie Any Halloween/October movie is acceptable. You may choose favorite character if you wish.

2. Present: What gift you want your date to give you? Only 1 answer pls

Suggestions: Makeup, purse, figure, jewelry, plushies, perfume, snow globe, backpack, pins, badges, pens, mugs, cups, hair accessories, or anything. If you don't have a preference I can surprise you.

3. Favorite Color (Can be 1-2 colors, I personally have 2 favorite colors)

4. Favorite Flower

5. Favorite Dessert or Food (if you don’t like sweets) and Favorite Drink

Anime’s Listed ❤️📖 Alphabetized

Black Clover

Bleach

Death Note

Demon Slayer

Dragon Ball Z

D. Gray-man

Fairy Tail

Food Wars!

Fruits Basket

Haikyuu

High School DxD

High School of the Dead

Hunter x Hunter

Inuyasha

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Specify which part you’re interested)

Kiss Him, Not Me

Monster Musume

My Hero Academia

One Piece

One Punch Man

Ouran High School Host Club

Prison School

Ranma 1/2

Reborn!

Rosario Vampire

Sailor Moon

Saint Seiya

Seven Deadly Sins

Tokyo Revengers

Toriko

Urusei Yatsura

Wedding Peach

Welcome To Demon School Iruma-kun

Yugioh! Gens 1-5, Season 0 also acceptable

Yuri on Ice

Yu Yu Hakusho

Introduction "Welcome to my dating website!"

You decide to try out a new dating website. It's filled with a cutesy theme of pinks and hearts. Your guide is a pixelated avatar. The screen shows her torso as the lines across the screen type out her words. The avatar is a petite woman with long dark brown curly hair and brown eyes. She wears makeup and a pink bustier matching in color with her lipstick. She has a painted heart on the left side of her face. As she talks there is a bigger pink heart floating beside her matching the theme of her website.

"Hi welcome to my dating website! My name is Abella and I'll be your guide."

"So you're interested in finding your match. Thankfully my website has a 90 percent accuracy with pairing couples. You've come to the right place! I'll need you to start with your profile. It will be used as a dating application for potential dates. The process is super simple. Only ten questions. Be sure to answer all surveys as well.”

After you filled out the details of your profile and completed all surveys about romance, Abella starts to give you more instructions. She smiles once you click complete on your profile.

"Great! So detailed too! I see you have great taste 💖! I know the questions seem random for a dating website but I promise it will be useful for your match up."

Beside Abella's pixelated avatar is a blinking menu. It's rainbow colored and begging to be clicked. She looks over to the menu in surprise.

"How could I forget about the menu when it’s so important? This menu explains a bit of the results you'll receive from your potential dates. We'll start with the dating survey results. An example is here."

The menu then shows you percentages, numbers, and various results one would expect from a dating website. It also reminds you of a menu from a dating sim.

Dating Survey Results:

Communication 💌 75%

Emotions 💗 57%

Similar Values 🏡 40%

Passion 💘 88%

"These represent the results from the survey questions asked of your potential date. The results are the outcome of thirty complicated but honest questions that should be expected from a partner.They were also given hypothetical situations. We'll start with the first. Communication is self explanatory. How truthful and honest they are as far as communication goes. In the example the result is seventy-five percent. They're average at communication. Neither the best or the worst. They're in the middle which is pretty good. A bit above average but not by much."

Abella points to the second result titled, Emotions.

"This result represents their emotions. As in how expressive and emotional they are in a relationship. How well they're good at expressing their emotions to you. In the example the result is fifty-seven percent. Not a good result as far as numbers go. Any percent under sixty percent means the person isn't very emotional. Their over all emotions can be nonexistent. Nothing wrong with that as this website respects those with very serious personalities. We also love kuuderes~ Now this doesn't mean they're bad at relationships but it reveals how good or poorly they are at expressing emotions which can be important to many."

Abella points to the next result. It's titled, Similar Values.

"Similar values, now this one is pretty important. As you can tell by the symbol beside it, the house. It represents the persons values and how similar theirs is to your own. For further details, I'll explain it like this. How similar are their wants and desire for a relationship as your own. This includes their needs for affection, desire for dates, importance of marriage, importance of a committed relationship, home, domestic life style, or want for a family. Everyone's values are different so it's best their compatibility is similar to your own, at least seventy percent or so. The relationship might not last long depending on the values you and the other person have. I will add to this by saying many relationships have survived with lower percentages than sixty.”

The results for similar values blinks a couple times, reminding Abella she forgot another detail.

"Oh right. This example indicates a very bad result. Values under fifty aren't particularly good. Any percentage under the number forty can be hit or miss. Compromises must be made and it depends how well the relationship works out in all other aspects. Numbers under forty tend to not work out, so keep this in mind."

The next result is blinking, catching Abella's attention. She has heart eyes for a brief moment.

"Oh! This represents passion. How romantic~ Passion is also self explanatory. I'm sure from the symbol beside it you must know passion must represent their longing and desire for love. Possibly how much their desire for love will be once they catch feelings for you."

She looks to the example with a smile.

"Here the percentage is eighty-eight in the example. A very good percentage this person would be loving a great amount of the time, possibly more than you'd think. They express their love very well in various ways. By saying it with words or through actions. A percentage this high could indicate they’ll do both."

The menu then disappears after she is done explaining.

"That is all I have to say about survey results! Now onto match up applicants. In this part of the menu it will give you the results of your potential dates. The potential dates are the people who are compatible with you. Since you listed wanting your first date to be at a café we recommend you try two blind dates with the best compatibility to you. Meaning the first two results. You'll go on two dates at a café, we list this type of date under the category, ‘double dates’ for this very reason."

The last menu is titled love meter.

"This will also be listed in your result! After your date the applicant will answer several questions about several topics including: the date, about yourself, their longing for love, if they could see themselves having a connection with you, and more. We will give you love meters based on their answers and profile with details from a separate survey that expresses their passion/desire for true love.”

The menu’s beside Abella disappear as she continues to talk. Her words typing out on the screen for you to read.

“I believe that is all to explain. If you have further questions please go to question/guide menu. Reminder if your dates don’t work out, don’t be too disheartened. Some relationships don’t work out and it’s okay. You’re sure to find love. Enjoy your dates and don’t forget to read the guide!”

Example For Application

I made myself so it would be easier to explain

1. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5 and Inuyasha

2. Female and Male is fine

My Picrew (If interested in picrew I'll put the link at the bottom)

3. Zodiac Sign: Leo

4. I don’t like the females in Inuyasha other than Yura of the hair and Sango, villains are a no but Bankotsu and Hiten are acceptable. No Muroku neither. For JoJo I don't want to be paired w/ Abbacchio, Diavolo, Pesci, or Melone but other villains are fine. Also no part 5 Jotaro.

5. For mine I made it obvious which characters I wanted, you can as well if you like. If not list physical traits you’re attracted to. If you’re attracted to both men and women pls do both separately.

Male: Blonde, purple eyes, short hair, long braided hair is also attractive, and dark hair is also attractive

Female: Bright eyes, petite, painted lips, and fierce makeup

6. Male: Serious, studious, smart, gentlemanly, sassy

Female: Sassy, loyal, protective

7. Sweetheart, Darling, or Beloved

Aesthetic Board Questions

1. Barbie

2. Make up, I adore Lipstick but am fine with other makeup

3. Pink and Teal

4. Medium Pink Roses

5. Iced Green Tea Latte, Tres Leches Cake with strawberries and cream

Match Up Applicants:

Profile:

Name: Fugo Panacotta

Gender: Male

Description: Logical, serious, studious, smart, gentlemanly, sassy, introverted, date is fine with protagonists

Moral Alignment: True Neutral

Appearance: Tall, purple eyes, short hair, blonde, thick lips, slim build

Occupation: Mafioso

Zodiac: N/A (I made a headcanon, he’s an Aquarius)

Dating Survey Results: Compatibility 89%

Communication 💌 85%

Emotions 💗 71%

Similar Values 🏡 70%

Passion 💘 88%

Profile:

Name: Yura

Description: serious, vain, sassy, loyal, sadist, introverted, strategist, date is fine with villains

Moral Alignment: Neutral Evil

Appearance: dark hair, bright eyes, painted lips, fierce makeup, short hair, petite

Occupation: Hair Demon, becoming a powerful demon

Zodiac: N/A (Made a Headcanon, she’s a Libra)

Dating Survey Results: Compatibility 82%

Communication 💌 95%

Emotions 💗 68%

Similar Values 🏡 66%

Passion 💘 80%

Love Meter 💓❣️

Fugo Panacotta:

Yura of the hair:

Zodiacs 💖💫

Fugo Panacotta:

Yura of the hair:

Dating Results 💘

Percentages Matches: 0-25%= Bad Match, 26-50%= Poor Match, 60-70%= Decent Match, 70-80%= Good Match, 80-90%= Excellent Match, 90-100%= Perfect Match

1. Panacotta Fugo:

Survey Results: Excellent Match 85%

Love Meter: Deep Admiration 75%

Zodiacs: Leo + Saggitarius Compatibility 56%

Over all Results: 81% Excellent Match

2. Yura of the Hair:

Survey Results: Good Match 71%

Love Meter: Desire and Longing 68%

Zodiacs: Leo + Libra Compatibility 95%

Over all Results: 78% Good Match

Picrew Links

Picrew recommendations with Links but you can use any Picrew of your choosing. I listed about 20+ Picrew makers, many are Male and Female Friendly. Descriptions are what to expect. I tried to recommend cute picrew makers since I know its hard finding good ones.

Picrew List Here with over 20 to choose from.

Some have common themes with the café themes listed for these matchups. Here's the Picrew link I used for the example of myself above. It's called American comic Maker

[uncleasriel]

There was something fascinating I remember back in 2015 when Monster Musume no Ichijou/My Everyday Life With Monster Girls was the show of the era - I remember a few female acquaintences talking about how the show framed feminine erotic desire throught the titular monster girls. Namely: they all wanted to boink the protagonist just as much as he wanted to boink them.

Despite clearly being made for the male gaze, and every character being shallowly (sometimes, even creepily) written, they were also show to be people who had their own goals and desires around wanting to be with the protagonist. MC-kun himself is shown throughout the series to be accepting, supportive, responsible and loving towards the ever-growing harem of demi-human ladies.

Despite all of them continually shacking up with him because of an increasingly strained plot contrivance, each new addition had their own moment of character focus that treated their desires as serious and mattering to them. They all want to be treated like people despite having radically inhuman bodies, and part of the reason they're all moony over MC-kun is that he legitimatey sees them *as* people, first.

That's not to say this series is particularly profound, or even good. At the end of the day, it's a dumb anime sex comedy barely this side of SFW. The harem conceit really hurts it, as the potential for exploring a romance among any of these characters is undercut by having all of these different characters bouncing off of one another for low-hanging fruit comedy.

The show doesn't really develop beyond its comedy conceit situation, even when it raises some fascing ideas about the functionalities of different bodies not made for the 'ordinary' world or about being a newcomer to a foreign culture that just doesn't understand your own cultural or bodily needs. Let's not get started about the members of the harem being mentally immature (mental age of the the Harpy and the makes any horniness feel about them feel *really* uncomfortable). There's a lot structurally and thematically which undercuts the whatever good bits the series has going for it.

But - this is key - it's a trashy piece of art that nevertheless values the role of desire in what most people here call horniness. It *wants* its characters to explore about what they desire - sexually, romantically, interpersonally - just as much as it wants its audience to desire them (and buy the assocaited merchandise so cleverly marketed towards lonely weebs). The writer knows he's writing a shitty anime sex comedy, and still writes his female characters as people(just, you know, people who are also in a sex comedy).

There was a line in Noah Caldwell-Gervais' wonderful multi-hour breakdown about the Fallout Franchise where he addresses the crass shallowness of Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel's "Mr Pussy" quest (timestamp 2:52:36): "The simple and easy criticism people make about my stuff all the time is that I complain about the big-titty girls in video games because I'm offended by sexuality or some damned thing. But what I actually enjoy is being pandered to like I'm a big baby who clamps and drools every time I get a hint of sideboob. It's frustrating as an audience to be treated like I have no capacity for complexity."

Sexuality is part of the human experience. Sometime, this is silly and goofy and even hedonistic. Having desire - including sexual desire - it perfectly within the range of human experiences. But for the love of all that's good and worthy, don't use that to flatten the humanity of others, or yourself!

Honestly as much as I'm like "I appreciate media that is unabashedly horny", which is true, anime fan service is often a bit too much for me just on the level of like, my own taste. Uh it just comes across as crass and tacky a lot, it makes the work more difficult for me to enjoy.

I also think the argument that it's like, often problematic objectification is not wrong. Maybe that's obvious. But like, well, there's something subtle (or sometimes, not so subtle) which makes the difference for me between "media that feels horny in a 'fair' way" and "media which feels horny in 'gross' or 'gawking' way". Those are both poor terms but like, sexualized in a way that feels...

Well there's no easy line for me to draw here. There's nothing specifically that you can't do in work, IMO, there's basically no line that I'm like "categorically you can't cross that". But I do think you should be at least somewhat aware of the ideas your work is conveying about sexuality and society and so on.

Uh maybe what I mean is just "have tact". Like I don't mean "never try to titillate the audience", and I don't mean "all your titillation must sufficiently be subversive of social norms to be allowed", or whatever. Lots of people who say the thing I said in the last paragraph mean one of those things. But I don't. I just mean don't be a dumbass, maybe? I mean something. I mean be aware that like, while I don't a priori object to a work in which every female character's boobs flap around simply because the creator finds it hot, there are certain works where you really should not do that. You see? Things have to be... contextually appropriate, and I mean both the work's internal context but also its context in society as a whole. Right, because of social conditions, and you know, the way that women are treated, and shit, well you're all smart you all know, there's certain contexts in which it is not appropriate to have all the female characters have their boobs flop around. And many more contexts where it's sort of fine it just makes the work a bit worse.

Idk.

Cause like. There's some anime, actually a lot of it, that's just ridiculously straight-guy-horny and I'm just like "you know what, this is fine actually, this is great. I have zero problem with this." And then there's a lot that has all the same shit in it and I'm like "oof, that feels really inappropriate. That feels like a shitty portrayal, an insensitive thing to include, that's bad."

And the different is not the nature of the panty shots themselves it's everything around the panty shots, right. Does that make sense?

I feel like the is kind of the sensible synthesis of recent (and IMO correct) trends around like, idk, pro-horniness? Like sex positivity already means a specific thing but like, pro-horniness, you know, pro-desire (many people on this website are talking about such thing, and again I think correctly), with the IMO also true and important fact that like, objectification of women and so on is a real thing in media and it is actually problematic (I mean "problematic" in the naive sense, not as SJ jargon). Like maybe it's not problematic in the exact set of ways 2014 pop-feminism or anti-porn radfems or whatever say it is, but it's like. There are contexts in which I think you really probably should not be zooming in on the boobs and so on. Like, you feel me?