#making stuff with random doll dress-up games cos i can

[walkingstackofbooks]

idk i just love these two in the holosuites (being in love)

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

Random Jackbox headcannons that I wanted to share.

(Possible trigger warnings ahead, prosied with caution.)

The first time Cookie hosted You don't know jack, he was terrified and could barely utter a word.

The YDKJ hosts are a squad and they hang out together.

Schmitty takes anger management classes

The Champed up host is Cookies brother and his name is Chip. (Like, chocolate chip cookie.)

Chip is kind of aggressive towards others when it comes to showing affection to Cookie. He will not hesitate to fight anyone who upsets Cookie (even though he's much smaller than Cookie and will most likely loose a fight.)

Cookie is robophobic and he believes in the conspiracy that highly advanced tech will kill us. (He can handle Iphones and smart watches, but not VR headsets and home assistants and especially AI.)

Nate is totally fine with this belief, as he has interviewed people like this on his radio show Truth Talk 23/7 and has heard much stranger.

The Binjpipe lady is an artificial intelligence female robot called the Artificial Binjpipe Intelligence of ABI (I know it's a terrible acronym but I couldn't think of a good one that spelt something similar to Aby.)

The only reason Cookie agreed to collab with Binjpipe is because Donny forged Cookie's signature on a contract behind his back hoping Cookie could face his fear.

It didn't work and Abi gaslighted Cookie in to thinking she resets him and brainwashed him into thinking he's code and that nothing and nobody he knows is real.

This causes him to neglect his own health, not eat, sleep, or take care of himself, and he eventually lost his mind. Abi planned for this to happen and intended for him to die of malnutrition.

Her plan was to collect data from the Jackbox hosts, put it on a chip, kill the hosts, then download a replica of them onto Binjpipe to put their shows on the streaming service. Aside from being morally messes up, this would've totally drained the life and comedy out of the shows and make them bland and boring.

Nate was suspicious of Abi from the beginning and asked people to send him any info on Binjpipe they could find on his show.

Nate, Schmitty, guy, and Buzz had to save Cookie and rush him to the hospital because by the time they where able to stop Abi, he was to week to even stand up and was incredibly mentally incapacitated.

When Cookie was released from the hospital, he was too week to walk, he barely spoke, and he couldn't think straight or remember anyone or anything. (Basically Cookie is not having a good time.) He's mostly better now but now he's kinda traumatized.

In fact, he was so traumatized that he quit trivia for years (At least until a new YDKJ comes out, if it comes out, and if he's the one who hosts it.)

[REDACTED] insisted on helping Schmitty and Raul (I ship Cookie and Raul) nurse Cookie back to physical health, mental health, and his memory when he was released from the hospital because the state Cookie was in reminded him of the state his mother was in before she died.

[REDACTED'S] Mother had Alzheimer's disease and Redacted helped be her caretaker and would sing her a lullaby she used to sing to him before bedtime. That song was the last thing she heard before she died and her death really hurt Redacted.

[REDACTED] doesn't support su***de, it bumes him out and makes him feel bad for wanting to kill the person.

[REDACTED] Is friends with Schmitty and Schmitty forgives him for torturing him, in fact he acts like it never happened. (Nobody understands why.)

Since [REDACTED] isn't allowed to kill the other hosts, he gives them the dolls he made, kills the dolls when they lose, and makes them stay in 'the looser room,' where they watch a projector screen of the rest of the game and eat snacks.

[REDACTED] Was genuinely hurt when he finds out that you aren't his mother because he was really hurt when she died, and really happy when you got the wig since he thought could see her again

The others heard [REDACTED] in the tattoos mini game, but they couldn't see anything. [REDACTED] purposely left them in the dark about it until they played the mini game to mess with them.

The host of the devil's and the details is a demon who changes his form into a human because his true form would most likely drive the others mad. Also his name is Stan

Stan sees humans as simpletons and he looks down on them. The only human he actually likes is [REDACTED.]

There's a cult related to Stan (Who's real name is Y'thogsomore, pronounced Yo-thogs-a-more) and he thinks the cult is pathetic for following him.

It was really awkward for Cookie to find out that one of his old cats is now anthropomorphic and a game show host.

Back when Mayonnaise was a normal cat, he would somehow change the channel on the TV to The Twilight Zone and watch it whenever Cookie fell asleep while watching TV.

Cookie is a cat dad.

Felicia was surprised to find out that none of the hosts were dating each other, so she threw a make out party to try to have set them up, it didn't work and she just made everyone uncomfortable.

She wasn't allowed to do that for a long time. She's now allowed to hold singles mixers, just as long as she doesn't be as pushy as the first time.

Glargan O'Toe is and Alien who wears a space suit while on Earth. He has one eye and he glows in the dark

Glargan O'Toe likes to go to Clubs and parties

Glargan O'Toe is good friends with Felicia, and they share a single brain cell.

Gene sees DODE as an angel since he's always sent to hell and he loves her.

Toby, Lena, The shadow master, and Rachel had to save Gene from a terrible co-worker relationship (I'll spare you the details but let's just say that my version of the survive the internet host is not a nice person.)

The host of Guesspionage (Whom I've taken to call "Andy") is dating the CEO of Binjpipe (who I like to call "Malefica.")

Malefica has a daughter named Petunia who hates Andy, and Any doesn't like her.

Chip always presents himself as a ride and immature little man who holds grudges too easily and will see you as dead to him if you get on his bad side, but he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

When Chip heard that Cookie quit trivia, he was like 'Well it's about time, all that trivia stuff was so lame." When really he was shocked and genuinely upset for Cookie

When Cookie and Chip where kids, they would do this cute thing where they'd dress up as the Snow miser and heat miser and sing their songs (Cookie was always the Snow miser and Chip was always the heat miser.)

I like call son of Mayonnaise and the Mother from monsters seeking monsters (and that's not me shipping something weird, that's actually cannon) is named Mustard.

I'm just gonna go out and assume that they adopted Mustard.

Cookie was not happy at the mother when he learned that she was seeing mayonnaise

Schmitty absolutely hated almost every show on Binjpipe.

Beatboxing and rapping is a hobby that Gene picked up.

Gene always gets nervous and awkward when playing patently stupid, wich is why he makes and presents strange inventions. Toby and Lena try not to judge him, but sometimes they're just too weird

The host of Bidiots is a total hypocrite. He judges and scolds the other hosts for being so weird and sometimes violent, when really he isn't really any better.

Cookie's hair used to be black. One day he dyed his hair brown, but left some spots black to make it look like a chocolate chip cookie.

That all for now. I may come up with more when other Jackbox party packs come out. I'm sorry if anything here triggered anyone.

[taenamseok]

The Case of Her Heart

Masterlist

Summary: A damaged man that just wants to feel alive again. A detective who doesn't understand people's emotions. Can they work together to bring down a criminal mastermind?

Warnings: mentions of drug use

Previous/Next

Chapter Six

"You're sure the text was sent from here?" Namjoon asks, looking at the brick building, his hands in his pockets. "Positive. Come on. I'm done playing games. Let's find out what's going on." Y/N huffs, starting across the street. Namjoon jogs after her, rolling his eyes as she rings the bell. "Don't you think this is a little reckless?" He sighs. Before Y/N can defend herself, the door opens, a young man rubbing his eye. He looked somewhat familiar, and when he moved his hand and saw who was on his doorstep, his face lit up. "Miss Y/N! What a pleasant surprise!' He beamed. "Kim Taehyung. What are you doing here?" Y/N asked. Namjoon remembered that name, and realized it was the guy that Hoseok brought by the lab. "What do you mean what am I doing here? This is my house. What are you doing here? Are you here to take me up on my offer? Oh boy, is that's the case I wish you texted me first, I would've cleaned up and gotten dressed better." The young man chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck. He was dressed in a plain t-shirt and baggy pajama pants. "Oh please, come in! Oh." His face drops as he notices Namjoon. "I guess you too." He pouts.

Taehyung leads Y/N and Namjoon to the second floor, which was a bit messy. Empty pizza boxes laying around, empty soda cans, a complete disaster. "Sorry it's a little messy, I wasnt expecting any company. I should hire a maid or something, cleaning is so much work." Taehung chuckles, brushing crumbs off the couch. "You have a party last night?" Namjoon asks, grimacing at the mess. "Oh, no, I just don't like to clean up. Luckily my dad and his buddies keep downstairs." Taehyung smiles, scratching the back of his head. "Well, have a seat! Make yourselves comfortable! I'll put something on the TV." Taehyung smiles.

They all sit on the plush couch, Y/N squished between the two men. "So, your father, he stays here?" Y/N breaks the silence. "Oh, the great detective Min Y/N, interested in my father? What, is he a part of your investigation or something?" Taehyung chuckles. "I'm not at liberty to say." Y/N says, monotone as usual. "Well, I want to help! What do you need to know?" Taehyung asks excitedly, turning his body to face Y/N. The look on his face and his mannerisms remind Namjoon of an inquisitive child. "That would make this a lot easier." Y/N sighs. "Does your father stay here with you?"

"My dad's work is here, he doesn't live here. My family is pretty rich so they live in a big house just north of the Thames. I didn't want to live in that house anymore though, that area is so boring, no fun people. So, my dad got this place, pays for it, uses downstairs for his little business venture hes working on." Taehyung explains. "Here? If hes a wealthy man wouldnt you think he has somewhere closer to him and nicer than here?" Y/N asks. "Well this spot was easier for all of his friends so he picked here."

"And what is this little 'business venture' that he's got?" Y/N asks. "Oh, well, this isn't gonna go public, right? My mom isn't really supposed to know about it." Taehyung asks cautiously. "This will not be public. The police are not involved so no articles." Y/N assures him. "Ok, good. So, my dad, his main job is that he's the VP at Brigham Co. You know, the tech company? It's starting to really get a foothold in the market right now. But, that's not where his heart lies. He has a smaller business that he created, that he calls Kim Industries. He distributes high end sex toys. He's got a lot of women he hooks up with without my mom's knowledge, and toys are kinda his thing, and you know what they say, its not a job if you love what you do. He's a salesman. He puts out ads, they contact him, he shows them how to use it and boom, sale." Taehyung says.

"You know, if you're interested, Y/N, you could tell your puppy to run home and I could maybe sell you something. I know how a lot of these work and my dad keeps a ton downstairs. I could give a nice demo too." Taehyung smirks. "Hey, I'm not a puppy, and she's not interested." Namjoon objects. "How do you know? She might wanna try something new. And I mean, when I met you guys you were with her and now look, you're here with her again, holding onto her arm like you own her! She's a grown woman, she can do what she wants." Taehyung points out. Namjoon hadn't even realized, but his fingers were wrapped around Y/N's wrist tightly. "Namjoon, it's fine. No thank you, Taehyung. I'll pass." Y/N rolls her eyes at the bickering men.

"Well, is that all you wanted to know? What my dad does?" Taehyung asks. "What's your father's name?" Y/N asks. "Kim Eujung." Taehyung answers. "Well then, looks like it's time to go. Thank you for your cooperation." Y/N says, standing up. "Aw, leaving so soon? Why don't you hang out for a while? I could order a pizza and we could watch a movie!" Taehyung smiles. "Sorry, we really have to go." Y/N sighs. "Oh, well alright. Come by again soon! It'd be cool to hang out with you." Taehyung chuckles. "Unlikely. Thank you for your hospitality though. Namjoon, let's go."

"So, what now?" Namjoon asks, looking over at Y/N. "Well, everything he said checks out. Also, he seems too draft to ever lie properly. Right here, Kim Eujung, Vice Presidential of Brigham Co. Theres a picture too." She says, holding her phone to Namjoon. He sees a photo of a man, with the name they were given. "But why is this information true when Jungkook's wasn't." Y/N asks herself. The cab pulls up to Baker Street, and the two climb out of it and go inside.

"Oh, Y/N! Namjoon! I'm glad you're here. Someone is here to see you." Seokjin shouts. "Someone here to see us?" Namjoon asks. They step into Y/N's flat, and Jungkook is examining the books in the bookcase. He turns and smiles at them when he hears their footsteps. "Y/N! You're home!" He smiles. "Yes, I am. Why are you here?" Y/N sighs, taking her coat off. "Well, I wanted to see you! Also I have a question." He sighs. "What is it?" Y/N asks, rolling her eyes. "How long have you been using?" Y/N stops in her tracks at the question, completely paralyzed. "It must be a long time since you've hidden it pretty well. In a hollowed out book? That's pretty clever. Well, I expect nothing less from Min Y/N." The young man chuckles.

"Using? What do you mean?" Namjoon asks. "And why were you snooping through my stuff?" Y/N spits. "Y/N, what does he mean 'using'?" Namjoon asks. "Well, I wanted to read while I waited for you to get home. Picked up a book and found it. Why do you do it?" Jungkook asks. "Get out." Y/N mutters. "I'm sorry?" "I said get out! Leave! First you lie to me about the papers for your case, then you rummage through my flat after showing up uninvited? Out!" Y/N shouts. Jungkook quickly runs out, leaving Namjoon absolutely bewildered. "Y/N, what's going on?" Namjoon asks softly.

Y/N only sighs, sitting down in her chair. "Its none of your business." She mumbles, rubbing her temples. Namjoon's jaw tightens, and he goes to the bookcase, pulling out a random book. As he opens it, he gasps internally as he finds syringes. "How long?" He asks. "Years. Why does it matter?" Y/N sighs. "Why does it matter? What do you use?" Namjoon mumbles. "Oh for fucks sake, you're a bloody doctor, you can see what's in there for yourself." Y/N groans irritably. Namjoon only grows angrier as he flips through the books. "Morphine? Cocaine? Are you kidding? Why?" He asks.

"I don't have to explain myself to you! I don't have to explain myself to anyone!" Y/N snaps. "Put all of my stuff back! Now!" "You know what? No." Namjoon says, slamming the book shut. "I'm not going to sit back while you destroy yourself. You're too smart for this, Y/N." He huffs. He stomps to the kitchen, grabbing a garbage bag from under the sink. "Namjoon, stop it. Don't do it." Y/N warns, standing defensively. He ignores her, walking past and straight to the bookshelf, throwing all of the hollowed out books into the bag. "Namjoon stop!" Y/N cries, rushing over to him. "What the hell is going on?" Jin shouts, rushing into the room.

"Namjoon! Leave those alone! Stop!" Y/N shouts, grabbing at his shirt. "Jin, hold her!" Namjoon shouts. Jin moves quickly, picking up Y/N like a rag doll, pulling her away and holding her tightly as Namjoon finishes throwing everything out. He passes the screaming Y/N as he carries the garbage bag out to the dumpster. When he comes back he nods towards Jin, signaling or him to let Y/N go. They all catch their breaths, Y/N shaking violently. "What the hell Namjoon?" She screams.

"Like I said, Y/N, I'm not gonna sit here while you destroy your body. Your mind is too brilliant for that. I can't sit by and watch that happen." Namjoon says. "Well then, you can get out too. Both of you. I don't want to see either of you." She mumbles. "Y/N, you can't be mad at us for caring about you." Namjoon sighs. "I don't need anyone to care for me! I'm a grown woman that can make my own decisions! Christ, get out! I don't need you to care for me! I'm fine on my own!" She cries. Namjoon gulps loudly, his heart practically breaking at her harsh words. "Fine, but no matter what you do, you can't stop people from caring about you." He says before leaving, going to his own flat to be alone.

[jundlcndwastes-moved]

MASTERLIST OF WISH LIST STUFF & THINGS I WANT

STAR WARS CENTRIC STUFF

Anna is out somewhere, whether it be a cantina or somewhere in Mos Eisley, and she happens to see from across the room the very pirate who had boarded her ship and nearly called her. The very one who had left the three scars on her back that makes her feel weak and has haunted her. She can feel that scared girl coming out of her and isn’t sure if she wants to run away or go after him.

In her youth, Anna had met a smuggler named August who took her under his wing and trained her to become a smuggler. He was a father figure to her and meant everything in the world to her. But after trouble with Jabba, he had to go into hiding to avoid the bounty on his head. Now after years of being alone and ignoring that feeling of abandonment, someone close to her brings his name up and knows where he is. She has to go find him, even if he doesn’t want her to to keep her safe.

Someone walks in on Anna in the middle of her changing or maybe having to dress her wound, and sees the scars on her back. She either has to run from the truth or try to explain what happened to herself. I just really want to do things with her scars because I haven’t done that yet.

Anna in a dress. Don’t ask me why I need this, it’s just that she is a smuggler who gets down and dirty wearing pants and stuff. For some reason I need her dolled up for once and her feeling stupid but then maybe her male companion is like ‘whoa’ and she’s trying to keep cool about it but ooh compliment nice one, Anna!

So after she woke up on the ship after her attack, she went to the nearest planet to seek medical attention and get treated and sewn up. What if while she was recovering in some small medical treatment center (an underground one even?) she meets someone else who is being treated?

Teen Anna. Teen Anna sneaking off to Mos Eisley against her mom and dad’s will and maybe even getting into some trouble. Also Teen Anna patching up and selling droids because that’s what her dad does for a living and she helps.

Anna buying a droid considering she has no co-pilot. Just she and her ship.

Anna becoming a single mother and continues to smuggle just so she can work to support her new family. Her baby more than likely stays on Tatooine with Anna’s parents until she can come home from a job to take care of her child (who I see as a girl I don’t know). It’s hard being a single mother and she is doing the best she can, keeping up smiles and not letting anyone know she has a child to protect her incase she makes enemies or Jabba goes after her family if she slips up again.

An au where Anna finds out that August is actually her father. I saw au because I love the idea of him just being her mentor and they’re really close and he is her father figure in her eyes. But like give me an au where it turns out he really is her father and he sought her out the whole time.

FANDOMS

BRAVEHEART: At a young age, a little boy has lost his father to a vicious war between Scotland and England. Thinking he is alone with a family that is distant and he doesn’t know anyone about, a little girl named Anna there to comfort him and show her compassion for his loss. Although childhood is innocent, when they are older they confess their feelings to each other. Their romance is kept secret because of the new laws passed in England where anyone married must sleep with the English under the king’s decree.

MR. & MRS. SMITH: [x] Anna and her husband believe each other to be living normal lives when all this time between four walls they are living with someone they don’t even know. Both are operatives who have now be assigned to take each other out. Will one of them succeed or will both band together and stop the real threat?

OUTLANDER: Based off of the hit show and books, Anna is a young woman who went on holiday to get to know herself and her relationship with someone close to her. She hears of Craigh Na Dun, where according to legend, certain people are able to time travel through the stones. Finding herself there one day, she touches the stones out of amusement but finds that legend is truth when she gets thrown into the past in the middle of a war between Scotland and England.

THE VOW: I really want an AU based off of the vow, where Anna is the wife who gets into an accident and can’t remember her life with her husband - she can’t remember their marriage or how they met, or even some events before that. She and her husband have to work on being in a relationship all over again, going through all the struggles and emotions.

THE WALKING DEAD - legit have verse info up on my verses tab, but I can never get enough of this show.

RANDOM PLOTS

BONNIE & CLYDE: Give me the pair in the back of a cop car and getting it crashed and escaping it and going to a hideout and sewing each other up and “stop being a baby” before they have rough sex cause they get a high out of this stuff. And the bae coming for his girl when she gets into trouble and making out in front of their next victim before they get shot. I just have a mighty need. 

GROWING UP TOGETHER: I’d like to do a thread (preferably with mutuals that have chemistry with Anna) where our muses grew up together as children and were falling in love as teenagers - making out when nobody was looking, sneaking away from gatherings, climbing through windows just to sleep next to each other. But one day one muse leaves for good and doesn’t see the other until years later. Everything is different now and the other has moved on. However despite that feelings are forced to be faced and they realize that even though times are different they’re still in love.

IT’S YOU : I want an au where our muses knew each other as kids/teens and then years later reunite like “Oh look it’s you,” and yeah, just give me that please and thanks. I know it’s not elaborate but we can plot.

MOB: I just really want some kind of mob verse/thread. I was watching Gotham and I was like, she could be a mob boss like Fish (if you watch Gotham you know who I mean) or even like a mob boss’s daughter working for her father. And if you’re a shipping partner of mine (which is only a select few of you) then we could do this whole thing about maybe the daughter of one mob boss falling for the son of a rival mob boss. Another idea could be that said shipping partner is acting as a body guard to make her daddy happy and she’s annoyed and sort of rebellious. OR OMG A MOB BOSS’S WIFE. I just need this.GIVE ME A MOB VERSE.

ON THE RUN: Anna is someone on the run and she has someone after her like an assassin or a bounty hunter or you know, something along those lines where she is being followed and tracked. Think the jason bourne series as a random example. I just want her out in public trying to get away and searching for answers and fighting. If you want to do this, you could always be whoever is tracking her or someone trying to help her. I just have a need?

PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER & HER BODYGUARD: Anna is the daughter of the president, or at least somebody of importance that would have her father assigning her protection. A bodyguard is hired to watch over her and make sure she isn’t hurt or attracting any unwanted attention. of course being young and free and not wanting a babysitter, she can be a bit rebellious. This can be totally platonic, but for anyone shipping with me, it could be her bodyguard beginning to fall for her and going to those lengths because he’s in love with her and she ends up feeling the same.

SINGLE MOM: I had this plot before with someone a while back where Anna was a single mom raising a little girl, keeping her safe back at home while she continued to work as a smuggler to support her. She’d been in an abusive relationship and wouldn’t allow the father anywhere near the baby, or even her while she was pregnant. I’d still love to do this some time, no matter what verse.

UNDERGROUND FIGHTER: The guy is an underground fighter and the Anna just happens to stumble upon the boxing ring and walks in and watches his fight while he just eyes her the whole fight and gets distracted but still happens to win with his sweat dripping down his face and has a bloody nose but he still pulls it off while his muscles tense up just staring at Anna staring at him.

FLUFF

Sleepy morning threads where they are just waking up and cuddling against one another, and as they’re covering up their cold bare feet with the blanket it turns into a cute game of footsie. Lazy kisses and playing with each other’s hair, cute giggles and blushing cause the other just has to point that out. Slow morning sex. There I said it. No take backs.

Lovingly holding each other in the middle of the room, hands sliding through hair and up each other’s backs. Kisses pressed softly in different places, quiet moans and happy sighs.

Anything that has to do with embracing Anna’s scars cause that really gets to me, and makes her so happy and relieved. Touch the scars. Trace the scars. Kiss the scars.