#making johan do silly faces is my passion

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Viccio and Johan:

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🏐🏐🏐🏐Funny Volleyball Team Names

1. Hit For Brains – Definitely not the smartest team out there.

2. Size Matters – Only if you’re short... or small, even.

3. Beavis and Bumphead – After Beavis and Butthead.

4. Ball Busters – The ball won’t be the same shape after playing this team.

5. Phantom Balls – Now you see them, now you don’t.

6. Setsaholics Anonymous – They’re going to sets you up.

7. Block Magic – After the South Park episode Cock Magic.

8. ACME Roofing – There won’t be a roof for long when you play this team.

9. Balls In Your Face – That’s got to be painful.

10. Safe Sets – How sets should be.

11. Practice Safe Sets – Practice every

day.

12. Where’s My Beaches At? – At the

beach?

13. How I Set Your Mother – Do tell.

14. The Dirty Half Dozen – Nice and filthy.

15. Hit Head – Why score points when you

can reduce your rivals’ brain cells?

16. Sand Eaters – They have a habit of

falling over.

17. Donald Bump – Bumping away

ignorantly of the rest of the world.

18. Nine Inch Males – So small?

19. Heads In The Sand – Stay away from

danger!

20. Good Volley Ms. Molly – Why thank

you!

21. Clever Beaches – Get ready to be

outsmarted.

22. Sand In The Vaseline – I’m sure

they’re having a great time at the

beach.

23. The Fighting Amish – Playing the old-

fashioned way.

24. Ball Bangers – Hitting balls a little too

hard.

25. Bros And Hoes – For a mixed team.

26. Public Sets Offenders – They’re not

allowed near certain places.

27. The Blair Hits Project – Getting

beaten by them is like a horror movie.

28. Ball Whisperers – They’ll get that ball

to go anywhere they want.

29. Setsy Time – After Borat’s

catchphrase.

30. Natural Disasters – It’s totally normal

for this team to lose.

31. Kinky Sets – The best kind of sets.

32. Men In Speedos – They make

everyone at the beach feel awkward.

33. Net Servers – For a techie crowd.

34. Touch And Go – Win some, lose some.

35. Caution! Low Roof! – About to leap

into space!

36. Wild Sets – These guys are passionate

about sets.

37. This Won’t Take Long – Beating their

rivals in seconds... or are they the ones

who get beaten?

38. The Joy Of Sets – Gotta love good

sets.

39. Set ‘Em Hussein – After Saddam

Hussein.

40. Spike Me Hard, Baby – It’s the only

way it should be done.

41. Setting Ducks – They have no idea

what they’re doing here.

42. Will Work For Sets – Nothing wrong

with that.

43. We Need Sets – We all do!

44. Hits Don’t Lie – After My Hips Don’t

Lie by Shakira.

45. Kiss My Ace – With pleasure.

46. Thongs And Dongs – Another perfect

name for a mixed team.

47. All Net – A team with no chance of

scoring.

48. The Blazing Sunburns – You’ll spot

this team a mile away.

49. Team Ibuprofen – They may be a little

sickly.

50. A Case Of The Hits – The only illness

that’s guaranteed to help you win.

51. Chicks With Digs – Why can’t chicks

have digs?

52. Trump’s Wall – Non–existent then?

53. Sonova Beach – Say it fast...

54. Sets With A Stranger – Players, 100%.

55. I’ve Seen Better Digging In A

Graveyard – Ouch!

56. Sand Castles – They might get a little

distracted.

57. We Showed Up – To what? To lose?

58. Chewblocka – After Chewbacca from

Star Wars.

59. Itsy Bitsy Spikers – Too cute to be

taken seriously.

60. Drunk, Stupid and Clumsy – And

honest.

61. Spiky Nips – For a girls’ team that’s got

that perfect spike.

62. Full Of Hits – They talk a lot of crap.

63. The Powerpuff Girls – Great for a girl

team made of three.

64. Setsy And We Know It – And so does

everyone else.

65. Unprotected Sets – Not advisable.

66. Big Swinging Ds And Ts – Another

name for a mixed team.

67. Go Sets Yourself – Just not on the

beach.

68. Johan Sebastian Block – Composing

a win!

69. Scared Hitless – Is what the other

team will be!

70. Death Volley – Wordplay on Death

Valley.

71. Hit And Miss – Haven’t quite got the

hang of this game yet have you guys?

72. 2 Legit 2 Hit – Well at least you have a

reason...

73. One Hit Wonders – Will score and it

will be amazing, but only once.

74. We Like Big Balls – Big balls are more

fun.

75. You’ve Been Served – Will be in court

right after this game.

76. We Dig 4-Play – Looking for another

team that also enjoys a bit of 4-play.

77. Vertically Challenged – For a team of

shorties.

78. Salad Tossers – Good at throwing

things around.

79. Sand Slingers – Why play fairly and

lose when you could play dirty and win?

80. Not In The Face! – These team will

definitely get hit hard in the face.

81. Setsy Ladies – All the guys on the

beach are looking at them.

82. Bumping Uglies – Not the most

handsome team in the world.

83. Interracial Sets – For a team made up

of people of different racial

backgrounds.

84. Here For The Exercise – Not the most

athletic team.

85. That’s What She Sets – Wordplay on

the phrase ‘that’s what she said’.

86. Smack Your Balls – Painful.

87. Butt Sets – Kinky.

88. If Pigs Could Fly – A team of fat guys

who can jump amazingly high for their

size.

89. Wild Wings – Wordplay on the song

Wild Thing by The Troggs.

90. Sets On The Beach – A dream come

true.

91. Sloppy Sets – They need a bit of

practice.

92. Just The Tip – They’re gentle.

93. Ain’t That A Beach – It certainly is.

94. Six Packs – Great stomachs or a pack

of six beers?

95. Court Jesters – More interested in

making the audience laugh than

winning.

96. Couch Potatoes – They really get this

much exercise.

97. Sets Pistols – After the band The Sex

Pistols.

98. We’re All HIV Positive – And proud.

99. Blue Balls – You guys all need to get to

a doctor immediately.

100. Red Hot Silly Peppers – Another

bunch of comedians.

Cool Volleyball Team Names

A cool team deserves a cool name, the following are cool volleyball team names you can call your team.

101. The Tidal Waves – Invading the entire beach.

102. SWAT Team – Swatting that ball out of the way.

103. Score More – Than the other team.

104. Mission Unblockable – No ball gets

past them.

105. Cobra Kai – After the martial arts team

in The Karate Kid.

106. Atomic Block – Blasting that ball away!

107. Shaken, Not Stirred – Just like 007.

108. We Always Get Up – When this team

gets knocked down, they’re quick to get

back on their feet.

109. Big Digs And Hot Passes – You know

what to expect.

110. Arm And Hammer – For a tough team.

111. In Your Face – Winning and damn proud.

112. Bump It Up – That ball will never touch the ground.

113. Net Domination – The other team will never even get it past the net.

114. Soaring At The Net – Where they play best.

115. Air Force One – After the US presidents private jet.

116. In Motion – They can’t stop moving.

117. On Your Knees – The other team will

be...

118. That Hurt? – It probably did if it came

from this team.

119. Spin Doctors – They always think

they’re winning, even when they’re not.

120. On Fire – Just unstoppable.

121. Spider Chicks – They can reach

anything.

122. Net Results – Scoring at the net.

123. Killer Serves – The other team will be

flabbergasted.

124. Sabretooth Spikers – Aggressive

spikes, to say the least.

125. Pure Energy – The other team won’t

know where you get it from.

126. Attack Pack – They play like animals.

127. Hanging Loose – The most relaxed

volleyball team you’ll ever meet.

128. Prime Time Players – A team that’s

playing in its prime.

129. Gung-Ho – Ready for just about

anything.

130. Block Or Bleed – The other team will

be too afraid to do anything.

131. Bump, Set, Dismember – After they

beat you, they’ll cut you up.

132. Hit Me – If you dare.

133. Lightning Strike – When they hit that

ball they light up the sky.

134. Planet Volleywood – So good they

should be famous.

135. It’s Gotta Be Da Shoes – Nope, they

just play amazingly.

136. Now Serving – So get ready to lose.

137. Bumping Maniacs – Addicted to

bumping.

138. Elite Volleyball – The absolute best.

139. Set To Kill – The other team.

140. Sonic Boom – You can hear them

hitting that ball from space.

141. I’d Hit That – You really should.

142. Death At The Net – There isn’t a worse

way to die.

143. The Wall – No balls get past them.

144. Volley Girls – Girls who own this game.

145. The Lost Boys – Unruly savages.

146. Extreme Volleyball – Volleyball isn’t

supposed to be a leisurely sport, it

should be hardcore.

147. EZ Pass – Making the other team look

like amateurs.

148. That’s Some Serve – You bet it is!

149. Sand People – After the fictional

characters in Star Wars.

150. Hit-men – Hired to assassinate the

other team.

151. See Ya – Wouldn’t wanna be ya!

152. Block You Like A Hurricane – After

the song “Rock You like a Hurricane” by

The Scorpions.

153. Game On – Yeah, winning is great, but

these guys just love playing.

154. Court Hogs – Loving the game so

much, they won’t let anyone else on the

court.

155. Volley Vipers – They’ve got a bite

that’ll kill.

156. High–Performance Volleyball – Don’t

even think about playing this team

unless you’re in the same league.

157. Air Traffic Control – Spectators can be

forgiven for thinking that ball was a

plane.

158. Speedy Spikers – Fast and very spiky.

159. Flight Fight – Known to hit balls in mid-

air.

160. Team World Class – Should really be

playing in the Olympics.

161. Net Ninjas – Assassinating that ball

whenever it gets to the net.

162. Net Assets – They’re owning the

game.

163. White Lightning – Striking out the

other team.

164. The Challengers – They make the

other team want to play better.

165. Volleyball Above All – It is a way of

life.

166. All Set At The Net – Can’t pass this

defense.

167. It’s A Hard Bump Life – It is.

168. The WildCats – The most vicious team

you’ll play against.

169. Vision Quest – Playing to reach a

higher power.

170. Monster Spikes – Those are some mean spikes

#volleyball

[grantissoindie-blog]

Broadtube Music Channel asking me questions:

1. Tell us your real name, country of birth, date of birth and childhood experience. 

1. My real name is Alma Caroline Cederlöf and I’m born on the 29th of september, 1994, on the countryside just outside of Stockholm, Sweden.Growing up on a farm, with no close neighbors I used to drift in the woods singing and imagining the different possibilities of life. I wrote songs on a hot tin roof outside the kitchen window about my deep love for some pale, skinny guy in class, looking as if he was dying and brimming with life at the same time. Not fitting in, my mind not working the same way as others, I dissected my self with words trying to figure out why and how I could be beautiful anyway. Still working on it.

2. Tell us about your music career, your name, musical background, experience and skills.

2. I chose GRANT as my artistname because I always liked the sound of that Carey Grant, and it could be a name of my own. I chose GRANT and I chose to be myself, it is 100% my own, sorry mom. I went to a local music school growing up in Ösmo, Nynäshamn. I sang mostly jazz, a family friend of my parents is a jazz vocalist and she introduced me to this world of emotions, harsh political reality, decadence and beauty, and I felt right at home. I performed a lot locally through out elementary school in different constellations and shows. I just loved the stage and how people actually listened to me cause apparently I was gifted with a voice. I never really felt heard off the stage. Later I continued to study music in Stockholm and experienced pressure and musical competition in a way I’d never felt before. Those teenage years were sad, but it was necessary in many ways for me to find joy in music again. How goddamn important it is to me, and how personal it has to be for it to live. I want music to be vibrant, close and outerworldy at the same time and nothing like a competition. I want it to free me.

 3. Tell us about your genre, concept and idea behind your coming music video and the song.

3. I met producer Peter Kvint when I was 19, he had heard two of my demos and saw potential. After that he took me in and I sat in his studio making silly soundeffects, learning the songwriting craft, the importance of melodies and how you can play with references. Most importantly I got the routine of writing lyrics, I always write my own lyrics. Words are so much fun, especially those of the english language. It’s like laying out a puzzle and you decide the image it will show, a blueprint of how you’re feeling, then comes the symphony to make it come alive. I believe very much in artistry and the full picture. How music goes along with images and moving art so well that it can create a sort of heaven, a safe space or a community. Music is supposed to make you move, either mentally or physically, take you somewhere. I want to find recognition in my experiences from others, I want to create food for thought and I want to be playful with music. It is deadly important to me, but it has to move through seriousness and silliness, we can’t always face ourselves with a grave face. I wrote this song because I felt life disappearing from me. I was sleeping through my days, I was in a constant state of panic when I was awake. I went through new years 2015 deciding it should either end here or I live and I live fully, accepting my demons. So I decided to reconcile with myself and write about it. I’m not going to drown, I’m going to live.

 4. Tell us everything that we need to know about you as a musician and the ups and downs you have faced in the music business.

4. The music business is hard. Thankfully I’ve stood looking in for a while, not plunging in and I think that has made me wiser in my decisions. Going with a major label is big step but it is also a smart step if you want to establish yourself doing what you love the most. Taking the time to find the right people, that gives you a hard time creatively in a good way, is so precious and the most important thing. You need to feel understood. Sometimes it takes a month, for others it takes a lifetime. It is always worth it. It is not about the industry, it is about your experience with the people and your music. Take your time. I’ve dodged a lot of bullets taking my time. During this time I’ve become a good song writer and a more secure one. I’ve learned my voice and my words. I can interpret the sounds in my mind.

 5. Tell us about other members, music producer, crew or music video director, how the song was recorded and how the music video was shot. 

5. Peter, who is a melodic mastermind played the structure melody that was going to become Waterline for me on his piano in his studio. I wasn’t sure what it was telling me yet, or what I wanted to tell so I took some time until it just ran out of me. We recorded it in his studio and made a scetchy production. It’s the same take today that we made then, it just felt the purest. From then on it was with me, but we didn’t finish it until this year. The time wasn’t right until now. The video that will be released in two weeks was directed by one of my best friends, whom I’ve worked with so much before on crazy stuff. She is an excellent visual director. Director of photography was Zoë Que and we filmed it in my home town. I’ve made my peace with it now. Strange how you can feel so much need for revenge until the day it comes to it and then you make it into a celebration. The video is beautiful, very poetic and true. My parents helped out a lot, driving us back and forth, opening up their home and helping with just about everything. They’re the best people I know.

6. Tell us how long you have been in the music industry, your experience and your future goal. 

6. I’ve been in the ”industry” now for about 2 years, maybe less really.. I want to reach out to as many as I can, and just take over the world really. I’m still looking for a stage big enough for me and my band. We’re fantastic, and so is my ego. Serisouly though, I just want to go as far as I can and people will let me.

7. Tell us what inspires you to write, compose and sing. 

7. My life, the people in it passing through and staying. My mental illness and my immense need to show emotions. Politics. And glamour. 

8. Tell us the secret behind making a hit song. 

8. Write a GOOD melody, people are all about making sick beats and cool trax these days, but it’s the melodies that make the song. Both instrumental and vocal, make them thorough and make the lyrics true, even if they’re silly. Pop songs could really change things, we don’t use those hooks as we could and should. Bring the people knowledge and freedom, they deserve it. Pop and politics is a love story. 

9. Tell us the message you will like to pass to your fans out there. 

9. Be ruthless and passionate. Being emotional is actually being brave and strong. Especially people up in the north can be so cool and indifferent. It takes you nowhere. 

10. Tell the kind of advice you will give to an upcoming artist. 

10. Honesty, gut feeling, always take your time and then leap fully.  That was corny. But it’s also true.

11. Elaborate on your music careers, albums, songs, tours, recognition or awards you might have obtained. 

11. I have one song released, an album or so waiting to be released. I’ve played music festivals here in Sweden, played at clubs like Trädgården and been the opening act to Lemaitre and Johnossi. I’m also a Red Bull Select artist.

12. List Radio or TV Stations that are airing your songs and blogs that have featured you as well and send message to them via this platform. 

12. Radio Sveriges Radio P3 in Sweden is airing me right now, I have no idea what the TV stations are doing, they should be doing me. Spotify has been a great supporter!! I fucking love spotify. 

13. Tell us how you write your lyrics, compose, sing and record in the studio.

 13. I write melodies at home or in the studio, I write most of my lyrics in the bathtub and then I take it all to the studio, I sing and then we produce together following a vision.

14. Name five biggest artists that you look up to like idols. 

14. Tough question. Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday, PJ Harvey, Björk and David Bowie. 

15. Name the artists you have collaborated with before in your songs or artists you are willing to collaborate with in the future if you have the chance to do so.

15. So far it’s basically just me and Peter, but I recently began collaborating with Johan ”Familjen” Karlsson.   I’d love to work with so many. There is talent out there and I want to devour it and make something extraordinary. There is power in the lone artist, but a creative hub of many people having this one or two things they’re amazing at, is on to greatness. 

 16. Give us the links to your website and your entire social network. 

16. https://www.facebook.com/GRANTofficial/ https://www.instagram.com/grantissoindie/ http://grantofficial.com https://open.spotify.com/artist/6SkVKlAmIWVD0LQvCGQqSj 

17. Give us the links to your various stores for fans to buy your music.

17. https://grant.lnk.to/Waterline I need a proper store and merchandise like temporary tattoos and handwritten love letters. 

 18. Tell us about your happiest day and saddest day. 

18. I’ve had many happy days. If I only get to pick one I’d choose the day when Universal Publishing put me in a taxi on their account, after a great meeting making great plans for the future. I took the taxi to Sony and received great news. Planned the release of Waterline, felt inspired. Went home to my boyfriend and loved him. It was just a day, but it was a perfect day so full of anticipation and new experiences and just a sense of being on to something.The saddest day of my life was when I laid on the bathroom floor because my legs wouldn’t do what I told them to. My dad carried me like a child up to my room and put me to bed. He kissed my forehead and I cried until I was completely dry. I felt like I was free falling down a pit and I hated myself ferociously. It was an awful day, as it happened but mostly reflecting back on it.

19. Tell us how you will spend a million dollars.

19. I’d spend a million dollar on making as many people as I can a little happier.